Kramer Is Touched By The Librarian | The Library | Seinfeld
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From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5, 'The Library': A stern library investigator goes after Jerry for an overdue book. George thinks a homeless man is a former teacher who tortured him in high school.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer instantly changing his mind about going to the Library even though he mocked the entire library setup a second earlier is hilarious.😂
@@MareZcare Bruh shut up, the man is just sharing a key moment in the bit. Go cry for your toxic life.
Kramer didn’t even blink an eye. 😂
I wouldn't expect nothing less from a Kramer..He is always readddyyy for new experiences.
@@MareZcare Get a life man, it's just a harmless comment.
@@MareZcare Yes she is. You probably shouldn't be using your parents youtube account, little boy. You could get in trouble. Maybe when you grow up you can get your own.
Kramer missed the opportunity at saying "he actually goes out on cases? ....Book cases?!"
You win. That is professional grade humor.
After 25 years, we don't call them delinquent.
What do you call them?
Criminals!
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman discreet not attractive
Voice text no Bueno
@@ClydeHUC Leslie Neilsen would've made a good bookman or Robert Stack.
If you didn't know, the librarian is played by Ashley Gardner, voice of Nancy Hicks-Gribble on King of the hill.
That’s my purse! I don’t know you!
Thanks sug!
Those lips man, she was hot.
No idea 👍
Thank you for this random fact
Leo Bookman should've also been in the episode where Jerry catches Uncle Leo stealing the books.😂
That was was at Brentano's, not the library.
@@bossfan49George turned it into a library by reading in the bathroom. 😂
Yes bookman is the heavy
Nothing like a hot librarian
Bookman calls Js "joyboy"!! Classic!
The Library aired October 16, 1991, so for the sake of argument, because Jerry checked out the book in 1971, we'll round to an even 20 years. At 10 cents a day that adds up to $36.50 a year multiplied by 20 years, it comes out $730 in overdue fees.
Add about 50 cents or so for leap year days LOL
So Bookman went easy on Jerry? What happened to no exceptions?
you didn't do compound interest, did you?
@@saharghanouni8301 go right ahead
*picturing Morty Seinfeld working out the interest owed from Leo's $50*
This is one of my favorite Kramer moments where he is throwing game at the library lady
it was obvious she needed a little kramer.
Easily one of the steamiest scenes in the series.....
The best of Kramer's romances. Leo Bookman should have been called in to investigate why it didn't appear in more episodes
The librarian was played perfectly by what is obviously a very highly skilled, trained actress -- all of the subtlety's are spot on in her expressions, eye and head movements, etc. - a great performance
We all think you are an expert
@@ClydeHUC That's what the ladies say about my bedroom skills - EXPERT
“Look! Trying to save a quarter.”
😆
He can't help it. He's got the Kavorka
Ahhahahaah that was what I immediately thought!
“We didn’t know anything about her private life…. we didn’t WANNA know anything about her private life!” 🤨
She didn’t have a private life!
@@perrystone879 How would he know that if he neither did nor wanted to know anything about the subject, huh?
@@VestinVestin it doesn't have to make sense. The important think is i found the third line in the comments.
Only a Canadian would spend time typing that out
The Librarian needs a little Kramer!
Philip Baker Hall's incredible performance overshadows everything in this episode, but Ashley Gardner (Marian) was also excellent. She's one of three King of the Hill voice actors to appear on Seinfeld. (She voiced Nancy Gribble and several others). The other two were Stephen Root (Bill Dauterive) who was the bank manager who awarded Kramer $20, and Toby Huss (Kahn Souphanousinphone) who played The Wiz.
Her poetry is pretty good, but she's no Newman.
Indeed, but who is?
Absolutely the best writing, actors, and overall comedic entertainment in the history of man. And no, that’s no exaggeration! 😏
@pocopico7409 IYHO, that is.
Mr. Bookman🤣💯👍
3:01 The coldest transition in the channel😂🤔🥶
I bet she wanted to get to Jerry
@@opticalmixing23The comment is talking about the editing.
The Dewey decimal system. What a scam that was.
needs a "little Kramer"...
And then, "she'll need a little shot of penicillin."
Clearly, she needed a lot of Kramer. Maybe she thought his name was Krammer...
Kramer's so smooth with women
2:34 Continuity shots? Never heard of her
And he’s actually called Bookman?
It’s like calling an ice cream man Cone
Or a diary inspector named milk
He actually goes out on cases?
Librarian Also Played Didi Hill On King Of The Hill.
and Nancy Gribble. Other King of the Hillers were Stephen Root who played the bank manager when Kramer wanted his $100 for not being greeted with a "Hello". And Toby Huss was The Wiz!
1971....I wasn't even born yet and I'm old!
Haahahhaha not that old I am sure! I was born in 1977 and I don't think I am old!😮
Joy boy 😂
That and "these pretzels are making me thirsty". 😁
KAVORKA!!!!
"We didn't know about her private life. We didn't want to know about her private life."
Kramer's got the Kavorka!
The Kavorka is strong with this one.
Jerry foiled by bookman.. just like Scooby-Doo and the gang 😅😅
Elaine actually being thoughtful and kind for once, trying to comfort Kramer when he’s crying.
This is Season 3. Elaine was fairly nice for the most part until around somewhere between Seasons 5 and 6, she starts to gradually change
She's nice when she tells Bubble Boy's dad that of course Jerry will go to their house to meet him.
@@suzyrunninghawk7870And?
Librarians, scientists...not bad for a guy with 0 education and no job.
😂😂😂
it's called nominative determinism.
Kramer really has a thing for women with books lol, he also got attached with the bookshop worker in season 9
a late book from 1971 to [1991] is more like $480 at $0.05 a day, depending on the exact dates...
I love this episode
😅Hilarious the 🍀library Cop✌️
Kramer has no visible connection to reality, but got to admit, he is insightful when it comes to women and spinning their dial.
Guess, there was a clear glimpse of ... KAVORKA!!!
The librarian is such a good actress, especially in the line reading at 2:07
“When you think about that, think about this, …this is your final warning” daaamn bookman was coooold 😂😭😭
Where the ordinary Joe sees a librarian, Kramer sees a lonely woman... A spinster...
Maybe it's that kevorka talking
Bookman-out on a book case haha that’s just too perfect! 👍🏻📚
Kramer was the only reason I watched and liked Seinfeld.
Ice cream man named "Cone"
Properly, Cohn.
K : - Why don't you leave ?
- I cant
- he could have answered : "I know"
And I just learned that “Tropic of Cancer” is a real book.
Fun fact 👉 that lady rode him behind the scenes and almost got caught. Came out in a book 2007
Get outta here!!!😮
@@joycampi7233 true story
"why don't you leave?"
🔥🔥🔥
"That's like an ice cream man named cone"
4:48 This general made me come close to crying
Out of all the characters, Kramer deserves a happy ending the most
I'm pretty sure Kramer had a happy ending with the librarian.
3:18 - The "investigator" totally misses her getting herself a little Kramer.....
That's a great actress
She was really good here. The library cop character is so strong, and PBH knocked it out of the park...so it kind of overshadows everybody else.
Its Bookman!
Kramer was a one-of-a-kind dense-energy genius, never meant to be produced in mass...
that would be $365
THE SHOW ABOUT NOTHING WAS AMAZING
I love Mr Bookman he also played a doctor in curb your enthusiasm, but back to the librarian my God she does look like Emma Thompson?
I forgot he was in Curb!
She is a knockout.
Actress is Ashley Gardner.
David Cone pitched for the NY Mets in 1991
I got a flash for you, joy boy. Party time is over.
Bookman don't play around.
Yes he does.
Damn Jerry was the joy boy before luffy! Lol 3:02
“She didn’t have a private life”
A nickel a day for 20 years is roughly 365 dollars.
Let’s see…a nickel a day…for a week is .35 cents. .35 cents for a month is $1.40. A dollar .40 for a year is $16.80. $16.80 multiplied times 20 years is $336! Close!
This bookman story was the best in the entire sitcom. Made me really laugf 😂
You edited right in the middle of bookmans funny lecture
4:48 - 5:00
Kramer is the mann
They are in the library talking behind her like there is no way she could hear them. She needs a little Kramer. She's a woman 👩 she can sense them without even listening. Gotta love the staging of these scenes. 💎
3:03 JoyBoy? I was unfamiliar with your knowledge of One Piece Mr.Bookman
Kramer has been "touched" for a long time
Needs a little kramer 😂
That’s actually not up to 5,000 dollars
Jerry’s shirts
Librarian looks like Emma Thompson
HELLO!! HELLLLOOO!!!
Hello😮
With how good Bookman was idk why they didn’t try to get him back somehow
This kind of comedy is very dated by now! Incredible how time flies! 🤣
It's still attracting new, younger viewers on Netflix. What's dated...the sound of the audience/laugh track? No cell phones or internet?
@@bossfan49What is dated is newspapers, and people going to a library to read them. Even the idea of books in a library is starting to disappear. My college has 250,000 books, but they are all digitized, and they only have a few thousand on display beside all the rows of computer desks. Students are not interested in physical copies of books anymore.
@@artistjoh Those are just props though. It doesn't have anything to do with the "type of comedy".
Print is dead - igon Spangler
@@bossfan49 Yes! Good point. This show is still hilarious. Timeless.
Jerry aka Joyboy
Title of this video sounds so wrong out of context...
hello 😂
Wow in America the paper is glued to wood, even I'm in Africa but we dont have woods on paper
That was late 80s or early 90s. It's not like that anymore.
@@ursulabklyn_mia6148 ohhhh for a moment there I thought it was a thing even now, Americans be stealing everything they put wood on paper😂😂🙆🏾♂️
Not glued.
Never seen it in Australia either.
@@artistjoh
Nor in the Netherlands.
Kramer explains about the 8th wonder of the world compounding to anyone who listened to him that day and acted upon it would be a millionaire now.
In Season 5 Ep.15
Do this day I don’t know why Audrey did NOT taste the Apple Pie ?? 🤷♂️
Anyone ???
Said Kramer was a weird O shot in in his apartment first. Thank you voice text thank you
Shut in
Unfortunate title lol
She looks a little like Jean Seberg
No she doesn't.
3:42 I don't know if it's only me but the look karmar gives here is so hot. Hes really hot❤
Kramer is terrible at math.
Just a reminder how odd and unfunny Seinfeld actually was.
THE BEST COMMENT EVER! < I just wrote the best comment ever. It sure to 100k likes
Seinfeld is the most overrated comedian of all time. How the fk did this guy get so far being so mediocre?
Larry David
@@Mumbles_ right, the J mob promoting each other.
I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show of all time ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤📡📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📡📡📡📡📺📺📺📺📺📡
No it isn't.
Criminal that you left out Bookman's entire scene at Jerry's. That was a legendary performance.
No it wasn't.
They're limited to 5 minutes.
Newspapers are a lot more than a quarter nowadays.🥨
“When you think about that, think about this, …this is your final warning” daaamn bookman was coooold 😂😭😭