Birdemic 2 - BAD MOVIES!

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  • @ravagethelegend6217
    @ravagethelegend6217 5 років тому +1759

    You are like that uncle that appears once every 3 months and shower you with gifts and then leaves after half an hour.

    • @MrShlongerDonger
      @MrShlongerDonger 5 років тому +62

      Ravage TheLegend or 25 minutes and 34 seconds

    • @redfin382
      @redfin382 5 років тому +69

      This is the perfect description

    • @wkeeters
      @wkeeters 5 років тому +13

      You just triggerd me.

    • @cadebutts6351
      @cadebutts6351 5 років тому +10

      Jivy i am disturbed yet impressed. my hormones are confused

    • @ravagethelegend6217
      @ravagethelegend6217 5 років тому +21

      @Jivy
      I think your uncle mark showered you with a different gift than mine

  • @aadams1006
    @aadams1006 2 роки тому +68

    I love how they keep saying "giant jumbo jellyfish." Like anyone would ever describe it that way.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat Рік тому +12

      As opposed to a miniature jumbo jellyfish, or a giant dwarf jellyfish.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 9 місяців тому +3

      I always wonder if the two words used in tandem mean that the jellyfish is bigger because of each word. Like, is there a supposed regular-sized "jumbo jellyfish" and adding "giant" to the description means it's even bigger? Or do they just think that these words are synonyms but differently nuanced enough to warrant the use of both?

  • @melianish
    @melianish 4 роки тому +19

    The line "You're an actor? How come I haven't heard of you" is also in Replica. I guess he just loved that line so much he needed to include it in more of his movies?

  • @charlotteash4201
    @charlotteash4201 4 роки тому +57

    "Toilet paper are made from trees, trees are cut down to make toilet paper." Idk why this made me die laugh nonstop for 5 minutes straight

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +3

      Because its ridiculous and absurd.

    • @jonnuanez2843
      @jonnuanez2843 2 роки тому +3

      It's the circle of life...

  • @Chipiliro613
    @Chipiliro613 5 років тому +391

    *sees tree hugger*
    Hey at least the Samurai Cop wig is still getting work...

    • @Whiteshell204
      @Whiteshell204 5 років тому +14

      Haha love that wig ! But what I really want is that lion head stuffed mount from the house lol

    • @docsnake
      @docsnake 5 років тому +5

      SkivMarine it almost fell off his head while he was lying on the ground in the “fire”, lol

    • @SpaceRaptor510
      @SpaceRaptor510 5 років тому +2

      Better than the whole movie.

    • @Emanistan
      @Emanistan 4 роки тому

      Damn, you're right! And it does look about twenty years worse for wear here.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому

      A feel good ending for a fine hair piece.

  • @Issa7579
    @Issa7579 5 років тому +97

    Birdemic 2 was filmed just to annoy Mark.

  • @xxipiaiuil4962
    @xxipiaiuil4962 5 років тому +50

    Fishdemic: The Return of The Giant Jumbo Jellyfish

  • @Shewas-kathybates
    @Shewas-kathybates 5 років тому +162

    That scene about Susan getting sick from "the fish that Rod cooked" actually had me rolling with laughter lmao

    • @jonahfalcon1970
      @jonahfalcon1970 2 роки тому +24

      Especially since she wanted a Happy Meal, not seaweed.

    • @KreapOfficial
      @KreapOfficial 2 роки тому +9

      they refused to eat it i know lol, in many ways this birdemic is so much better than the first but the fact birdemic 3 - sea eagull is coming we should brace ourselves.

    • @kristijanmehun2382
      @kristijanmehun2382 2 роки тому +11

      Me too :D ...the way it's shot and the way he says "fish" is comedy gold

    • @nickimillennium
      @nickimillennium 2 роки тому +15

      The jolly upbeat music afterwards was gold lol

    • @HingleMacCringleberry
      @HingleMacCringleberry 2 роки тому +8

      15:48 best acting I’ve ever seen bc it took all he had not to break character.

  • @mattyjay1711
    @mattyjay1711 5 років тому +181

    Not only is he creepy, but he also drives a BMW... immediately villain material.

  • @Chipiliro613
    @Chipiliro613 5 років тому +125

    Jellyfish, then birds, then zombies, then cavemen.
    You didn't tell me this was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

  • @PepperJeffmakesmovies
    @PepperJeffmakesmovies 5 років тому +217

    My friend's sister played Gloria in this film. She said that all the cast members tried to make suggestions to James Nguyen to make the film better, but he wouldn't take it.

    • @kutter_ttl6786
      @kutter_ttl6786 4 роки тому +94

      Why would he need to listen to them? James Nguyen is clearly a cinematic genius.

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 3 роки тому +34

      sadly, there are many " James Nguyen "s out there...

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +7

      @@kutter_ttl6786 Hahahahahaha, lol

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +13

      @@fumomofumosarum5893 Its the most common surname in Southeast Asia i think? Osed to work with a guy from Vietnam and had a Nguyen family reunion shirt but it was a map of all southeast Asia lol

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 3 роки тому +7

      Probably some Asian rich kid that wanted to make an insulting movie about western style American hillbillies.

  • @johnk.7058
    @johnk.7058 4 роки тому +22

    Imagine you're walking through a park and you see two people dressed as cavemen simulating sex and then pretending to get attacked by birds

  • @Chipiliro613
    @Chipiliro613 5 років тому +175

    Even pornstars during their 'plot' scenes act better than these...robots.
    I blame the Director.

    • @tarnvedra9952
      @tarnvedra9952 5 років тому +7

      Director was probably trained by Rick Berman:
      "Human characters acting like emotionless robots make alien characters look more real to the audience."

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +6

      And with porn their actually is a payoff...payload.. money shot whatever.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 3 роки тому +2

      Was there even a director?

    • @fasteddie1241
      @fasteddie1241 3 роки тому

      @@xxlCortez or editor?

    • @spencexxx
      @spencexxx 2 роки тому

      Blame anyone who watched this money grab.

  • @ndbd9drn
    @ndbd9drn 5 років тому +497

    I knew "a few videos a month" was too good to be true! Still love you Mark!

    • @user-jp9bk1qn9i
      @user-jp9bk1qn9i 5 років тому +13

      That's the first thing I thought of when I clicked this video.

    • @ryankoplien7820
      @ryankoplien7820 5 років тому +3

      Oh hi Mark

    • @PaulRizzo
      @PaulRizzo 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha
      You’d think with his Patreon he’d be making 10 videos a week seeing as he gets paid $3 per video from each patron.

    • @kristennowlin3642
      @kristennowlin3642 5 років тому +1

      He just misspoke. He meant “a video every few months”

    • @Yerp_To_Da_Skerp
      @Yerp_To_Da_Skerp 4 роки тому +4

      I come from the not the far future where here we are getting 2-3 videos a month from Mark....
      Granted the rest of the world is burning around us but hey im looking on the bright side

  • @lw3646
    @lw3646 5 років тому +30

    The people in this had to sign a contract signing away their dignity.

  • @Esskay_
    @Esskay_ 4 роки тому +33

    When he mentioned the food poisoning from the fish he cooked I literally said out loud "Wait what" right before you did it was that ridiculous.

    • @wissywoo7068
      @wissywoo7068 Рік тому +2

      Well this is an unexpected comment lol. Nice to see one of my favourite dbd content creators

  • @natalie8212
    @natalie8212 5 років тому +107

    15:49 Best explanation for a missing character ever.

    • @jabbra1837
      @jabbra1837 4 роки тому +14

      The worst part is she didn't even eat the fish that Rod cooked...

    • @Yunone
      @Yunone 4 роки тому +12

      Jabbra why do I get the feeling that James never rewatched the first film before shooting the sequel?

    • @jabbra1837
      @jabbra1837 4 роки тому +6

      @@Yunone I agree, he mustn't had. Otherwise he'd have realised it's basically the exact same story, albeit an even shitter version.

    • @jonnuanez2843
      @jonnuanez2843 2 роки тому +6

      You also gotta love the Disney music after talking about your sister catching a disease

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 6 місяців тому +1

      That line wasnt even in the script, the kid ad libbed it

  • @Leechwife
    @Leechwife 5 років тому +22

    The scene, where the kid says about the sister, who got sick after eating fish cooked by Rod; the best scene in the history of movies! That scene has so much emotional depth, sadness and tragedy and I absolutely feel the pain. The kids wanted happy meals and they had to eat his cookings. That's just awful!!

    • @sakabula2357
      @sakabula2357 Рік тому +3

      It's pure magic....lol..and the music afterwards.....

  • @rossthebesiegebuilder3563
    @rossthebesiegebuilder3563 5 років тому +7

    James Nguyen probably included the excessively long driving scenes because the original Hitchcock movie, _The Birds_ , has scenes like that too. What Nguyen didn't take into account, was that back then going to a movie was a major event, so some extra runtime wasn't necessarily a bad thing. But now that you can access more movies than you could ever watch with a few clicks, nobody wants that runtime padding.

  • @Gainn
    @Gainn 2 роки тому +22

    The 'driving' scene was especially hilarious as you can see the car (with them in it) in the background of the composited scenes.
    I genuinely thought I'd seen some terrible movies, but never in my wildest dreams..

  • @KH12foreve
    @KH12foreve 5 років тому +78

    It's kind of amazing how everyone involved treated this as a joke EXCEPT James Nguyen. He genuinely thought he was making good movies when it came to Birdemic. It's so strange to see someone so full of themselves that they can't even see when their own actors are making fun of the movie and trying to get away with shit right in front of them.

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter Рік тому +9

      That has to be a like an unwanted super power.

    • @alisdairmckenzie
      @alisdairmckenzie Рік тому +8

      I was thinking the same thing - the self-delusion on the part of Nguyen is astronomical.

    • @0supermoose804
      @0supermoose804 Рік тому +6

      VICE did a mini-documentary on him that really made the point hit home.
      The guy has had a surprising amount of support, personally and professionally, and he’s clearly a hard worker. But despite giving many opportunities, he just sort of refuses to budge from the idea that he’s some unmatched cinematic genius.
      He’s (allegedly) tanked Studio deals and lost our other opportunities, all out of a refusal to make small concessions in how he does things. On the one hand, it’s quite sad. On the other hand, his ego is so massive it feels somewhat deserved.

    • @andychow5509
      @andychow5509 Рік тому +1

      From what I know all his projects have made money, which is more than can be said compared to the average movie projects. Guys like him and Asylum productions get a lot of hate but they found a way to hire people and make money.
      The actors laughing at him are idiots. They think they are above this but we'll never see them anywhere. Meanwhile this guy continues to make movies.

    • @0supermoose804
      @0supermoose804 Рік тому +3

      @@andychow5509 Isn't the lead actress from Birdemic (Whitney Moore) now a pretty established character on some CW shows?

  • @KMoo-oz1kw
    @KMoo-oz1kw 5 років тому +119

    I was feeling so sad today
    Thanks for making me laugh!

    • @MrCrow42
      @MrCrow42 5 років тому +12

      same here
      i swear the internet is funny
      how strangers help us through the hard times
      i was hyped to see this video
      this is by far one of the best series on youtube

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup 2 роки тому +11

    1am, lying in bed watching Mark. " sound of a crowd at a cock fight". Laughed so hard, woke my wife up.

  • @leannaheadley9515
    @leannaheadley9515 5 років тому +79

    I attended the world premier in LA and I was laughing for hours. The director literally had no idea how bad this movie was. He actually said that if had a bigger budget he could have hired better actors and made a better movie, while the actors were seated next to him. The producer announced that if the funding was there, he would make a third installment Birdemic 3: Sea Eagles. The director saw a news story about seagulls in Vietnam and misunderstood it as "Sea Eagles" and nobody could convince him otherwise. I even got to meet Juliette Danielle, the female lead in The Room, who attended the event.

    • @KreapOfficial
      @KreapOfficial 2 роки тому +5

      birdemic 3 sea eagull

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 роки тому +8

      @@KreapOfficial Sea Eegah!

    • @mauricedavis2160
      @mauricedavis2160 2 роки тому +5

      Unbelievably bad, the only thing harmed in this film is birds reputation!!!🙏👍🕊️

    • @mauricedavis2160
      @mauricedavis2160 2 роки тому

      @@planescaped 🙏👍🤣🤣🤣

    • @phoenixfox3379
      @phoenixfox3379 Рік тому

      The fact that you attended this is so pathetic. Were you trying to find someone to screw into a part?

  • @w4yland3r27
    @w4yland3r27 5 років тому +37

    Every horrible detail you point out gives an angel it's wings

  • @WAX1138
    @WAX1138 5 років тому +86

    I tried to watch it a few years ago and it was too self-aware for my taste. All the terrible magic of Birdemic is lost in the sequel.

    • @ravenjmain
      @ravenjmain 5 років тому +20

      Ghost Cookie facts! The first movie is bad on accident, this one is bad on purpose

    • @leovenegas4785
      @leovenegas4785 5 років тому +11

      The same happened with Samurai Cop 2

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 5 років тому +5

      I know ryt

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +5

      @@ravenjmain No Thats the excuse for foisting this act of enormity on all of us !!!

    • @spencexxx
      @spencexxx 2 роки тому +1

      by design. Made for morons who can't tell tuna from cat food.

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo Рік тому +5

    4:10 Boom Operator is my favorite song by Sade.

  • @GunnySmithApple
    @GunnySmithApple 2 роки тому +46

    I don’t know why I laughed so damn hard at “The camera operator even loses the actor at one point and struggles to find him”. I about pissed myself!!

  • @dajolaw
    @dajolaw 5 років тому +58

    6:11 - Tom Favaloro is clearly trolling the director here. He and Whitney both seemed to be hamming it up at different times during this film to see what they could get away with.

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому +3

      100%

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +4

      Seriously there are people who have serious ideas for films and interesting concepts to explore so what the fuck is this tripe? When you cant even make a bad movie on purpose how much do you suck?

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 роки тому +2

      Very much Plan 9-ing it. Like when the detective in that movie would point his gun at everyone and use it to scratch his head.
      Which IMO makes the second movie work better than had it just done the same thing as the first movie.

  • @kclink1579
    @kclink1579 5 років тому +258

    He didn't just learn nothing but somehow he unlearned stuff.

    • @michelelanni9205
      @michelelanni9205 5 років тому +9

      Lmao you killed me i swear😂😂😂😂

    • @ElOchentero
      @ElOchentero 5 років тому +13

      He did it deliberately in this case

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 4 роки тому +8

      That would imply that there was something there to unlearn lol

    • @Loner-Wolf
      @Loner-Wolf 4 роки тому +1

      Well I guess unlearning is still learning only you are learning to unlearn what you learnt in the first place.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому

      thats a lot of double negative action man

  • @avam.3632
    @avam.3632 5 років тому +19

    At least we didn’t have to hear about “Imaginepeace.com”

  • @dickjohnson9996
    @dickjohnson9996 5 років тому +59

    "what stung you!?"
    "A GIANT JUMBO JELLYFISH!"
    "alright, somebody call uh... ambulance! call the 911!"
    "please, we need ambulance now!

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 5 років тому +4

      Hahah jumbo cgi ok not cgi

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 роки тому +6

      To be fair on behalf of the actor he was forced to read the lines exactly how they are written on the script. The director wouldn't budge even when told the lines were broken English. Lol

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +1

      Just walk away this person has just darwined themselves out of the running lol

  • @lssproductions3180
    @lssproductions3180 5 років тому +247

    1. Been a while since you uploaded.
    2. HOW IS THERE A SEQUEL!?

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 5 років тому +25

      Lieutenant Octoling Money laundering is the only explanation for this movie existing.

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 5 років тому +5

      Oh, I bet they're making Birdemic 3 about RIGHT NOW!...

    • @ElOchentero
      @ElOchentero 5 років тому +13

      Nguyen did it because of the cult following of the first one, in fact he did it bad on purpose

    • @seancascanet3428
      @seancascanet3428 4 роки тому +1

      Doing it bad on purpose implies the first one was atleast good...it wasn't

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 3 роки тому

      @@seancascanet3428 no, it implies that the first one James actually tried, and thought, he was making a good movie. With this one he intentionally made it bad because the first one became infamous. That is actually well documented.

  • @drmattconrad77
    @drmattconrad77 5 років тому +103

    The dubbing was worse than a 70’s Kung fu movie.

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +6

      Those films have action, comedy drama and this has... morons running around with the worst trigger discipline ive seen since the last trump rally

  • @ataksnajpera
    @ataksnajpera 5 років тому +15

    11:21 - LOL! INCEPTION! The same BMW in background!

    • @cybergothika6906
      @cybergothika6906 4 роки тому

      It is a glitch on the Matrix.
      I came from the 90s

  • @VR-gs9hd
    @VR-gs9hd 4 роки тому +14

    You can tell the Bill character is who the actual director wants to vicariously live through. He's the quintessential handsome dude who has a great job and gets the girl. I say this because on the first film, Nguyen keeps name dropping the fact that he lives in Hollywood as if it was a major life achievement.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 12 днів тому

      I think you’re right. The male leads in all his movies are the exact same, and that’s why.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 років тому +28

    "Prehistoric birds!?"

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah dinosaurs, wtf? these filmakers are serious special ed products

  • @meddle98
    @meddle98 5 років тому +17

    Giant
    Jumbo
    Jelly
    Fish

  • @hasuramapa4639
    @hasuramapa4639 3 роки тому +10

    mark educating the camera guy on what focusing is, is the best thing ever

  • @bdruckus
    @bdruckus 5 років тому +5

    24:03 the gentlest zombie ever. Keeping one leg up was also a nice touch🤣🤣

  • @beardedshadow
    @beardedshadow 4 роки тому +10

    The random people waving at the camera; the crew visible in the mirror. Hilarious.

  • @gamerxyouthubecamp9624
    @gamerxyouthubecamp9624 5 років тому +160

    Oh hi Mark! He’s back let’s all talk about how long he’s been gone! He’s still in my life longer than my dad eh?

    • @drelle504
      @drelle504 5 років тому +2

      Aww.

    • @latenightgaming5057
      @latenightgaming5057 5 років тому +1

      Hey hes around more than my dad too😂

    • @sophrenia
      @sophrenia 5 років тому +4

      Anyway how's your sex life?

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 років тому

      Dad? What's a dad?

  • @01Sunshine234
    @01Sunshine234 4 роки тому +12

    Dude. I found your channel in 2015, when you made those Star Wars videos, and immediately knew I wanted your opinion on other movies. I came in late, so I never had the chance to see most of your earlier videos, but after perusing your channel for the next three days, I was hooked. Ever since then, I've rewatched every single "Bad Movies" video at least 10 times, and it's a reliable way for me to feel relaxed and entertained.
    You have such a relaxing style, and I'm consistently amazed by how much detail yoy pay attention to.
    My favorite of your videos are The Neverending Story 2/3, IT
    , I Am Here....Now, Fateful Findings, Double Down, Pass Thru, Rings, The Bye Bye Man, Wicker Man
    , Evil Killer Snowman, Silent Night Deadly Night, The Room, Samurai Cop, Fantastic Four (1995), Showgirls, Deathbed: the Bed that Eats, Ballistic Ecks vs Silver, Hobgoblins, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Miami Connection, Fallen Kingdom, and Slender Man.
    I saw your videos increasing and increasing in quality as time went on, and when I saw that you were finally keeping that promise of making a video every week, I was ecstatic, especially because all of them (except the Cool as Ice one) have been some of the most hilarious content on your channel. And then you left for two months before giving us the I Know Who Killed Me video. And now three months, and still nothing.
    I don't mean to lead into a complaint here, I mean to appreciate how terrific of a content creator you are. Thank you. And I hope I see you sometime soon.

  • @monsterhanna6691
    @monsterhanna6691 4 роки тому +20

    These guys reacting to the million dollars for their movie is like two high schoolers celebrating after asking a girl to prom and her saying yes. 😂

  • @zenhaelcero8481
    @zenhaelcero8481 5 років тому +13

    Time to drop whatever I'm doing and watch Markie Mark talk about bad movies I'll never see.

  • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
    @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 5 років тому +13

    For a split second I thought Bill was Connor The Android Sent By Cyberlife then he started acting

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver Рік тому +4

    “Trees are cut down for TOILET PAPER!” Ok…but try wiping your ass with BARK. You’ll get the chainsaw out in about 2 seconds,and have that whole tree processed before you take your next crap!

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 5 років тому +11

    I'd love to see a review of "Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage" (2014). This is another one where one guy writes, directs, produces, edits, lights, caters, stars, etc. The outlier here is that said guy (Shahin Sean Solimon) somehow got Patrick Stewart to do a 90 second voice over intro. And that's what sucked me into the movie, as Solimon gave Stewart top billing on the cast of stars. The riddle behind Stewart getting painted with this, and the claymation stop motion figures could make this a fun movie to review. And yes, this is just one of a list of one star movies that this guy has pumped out :)

  • @mattyjay1711
    @mattyjay1711 5 років тому +19

    Giant jumbo jellyfish!!
    Say it 5 times fast!

  • @shaindarkart5412
    @shaindarkart5412 5 років тому +27

    thank you Mark for helping me through dark times.
    you always make me laugh so hard.
    thank you.

  • @shanecasebeer1364
    @shanecasebeer1364 Рік тому +2

    The server saying "yeah" is bizarrely hilarious, and Whitney Moore has indestructible charisma.

  • @davidjune4737
    @davidjune4737 5 років тому +7

    FanboyFlicks is the Venture Bros. of UA-cam. It shows up after a long wait and never fails to please. Good job Mark, love what you do here.

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 5 років тому +14

    Toilet paper is made from trees? WHAT??? I thought it was made by the turd elves from unicorns!!!

    • @Patrick-go8ub
      @Patrick-go8ub 3 роки тому +2

      It's made from recycled paper. It would be a waste to cut down trees just to make toilet paper. It's technically still made from trees, but no trees are cut down for the purpose of making toilet paper.

  • @Ft.Gagiano
    @Ft.Gagiano 5 років тому +15

    I can see where all the budget went to the "amazing" bird effects.
    Christipher nolan needs these guys.
    (That was sarcastic by the way)
    Hilarious

  • @tomhawkinson2162
    @tomhawkinson2162 3 роки тому +2

    Would’ve never noticed the cameraman lost the actor. Absolute gold!!

  • @HarveMoone
    @HarveMoone Рік тому +3

    You can’t convince me Bill wasn’t 100% self aware and acted the way he did on purpose because he was probably drug into this movie so he acted as goofy as humanly possible to see what he could get away with.

  • @rosalynredwood4542
    @rosalynredwood4542 5 років тому +31

    This is the start of a great weekend it seems!happy to have you back Mark!❤

  • @Whiteshell204
    @Whiteshell204 5 років тому +97

    *where the eff you been Mark, you Canadian slacker!*

    • @Whiteshell204
      @Whiteshell204 5 років тому +1

      With Expectancy I’m also Canadian...and his neighbour. Might have to travel a province over and give him a kick in the ass for the YT community!

    • @Whiteshell204
      @Whiteshell204 5 років тому +1

      SomethingScanning i used to work for the government I used that in sick days monthly lol

  • @HingleMacCringleberry
    @HingleMacCringleberry 2 роки тому +4

    15:48 best acting I’ve ever seen bc it took all he had not to break character.

  • @Rubberbandman0529
    @Rubberbandman0529 4 роки тому +11

    I like how he doesn't just cut the movie 2 shreds & is mean about it. He constantly giving genuine advice 2 help make these shitty movies better

  • @BoneLonesome
    @BoneLonesome 5 років тому +150

    Sadly, Birdemic 2 was designed to be bad and had a lot of outside influence to keep it bad. It was Sharknado rather than Birdemic.

    • @madrabiddog
      @madrabiddog 5 років тому +4

      Truth!

    • @sparkfirehot
      @sparkfirehot 4 роки тому +16

      Even if they tried to make it a good movie it still will be terrible.

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 4 роки тому +6

      Just wait until the Sharknado/Birdemic crossover...that nobody wants. lol

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 4 роки тому

      @LastChips It has to be titled EXACTLY that.

    • @XxPeaceNinjaxX
      @XxPeaceNinjaxX 4 роки тому +2

      @@FrizzKid05 Birdnado or Sharkdemic?

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 5 років тому +17

    Literally just went through your archive last night because I was going through with drawls! Thank you so much :-)

    • @pothatuu
      @pothatuu 5 років тому +1

      "with drawls"? You mean "withdrawals".

    • @brodiestephens419
      @brodiestephens419 5 років тому +1

      Going through with drawls?!?! I can't tell if you're being serious or not. I really hope you're trolling...

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 3 роки тому

      @@brodiestephens419 If she’s trolling it’s the definite end of the world

  • @Mojo_Jojo_001
    @Mojo_Jojo_001 8 місяців тому +3

    It's also great how when they get to Catalina Island and sit in the sand to talk, they face AWAY from the ocean to be facing the camera. Cuz everyone goes on a boat ride to an island so they can sit on the beach and look AWAY from the ocean. When I go to the ocean I always sit with my back to the water so I cN face the parking lot also.

  • @TheDataByteChannel
    @TheDataByteChannel 4 роки тому +7

    17:16
    The good doctor’s just following the Corona Virus Guidelines Of Social Distancing.

  • @sarafagin3967
    @sarafagin3967 5 років тому +7

    I love that when they're driving with obvious green screen you can actually see the green screen in the reflection on the hood of the car!

  • @Esl1999
    @Esl1999 5 років тому +25

    Did they pay to film at Universal Studios or did they just jump off the tram and start filming.

  • @dr.burtgummerfan439
    @dr.burtgummerfan439 4 роки тому +7

    Sound Guy: "I'm not getting any of this!"
    Director: "Okay, boomer! Haha! Get it?!"
    Sound Guy: "That's it, I'm outta here!"

  • @ericjourdain892
    @ericjourdain892 2 роки тому +6

    "The one chick actually manages to die" made me laugh aloud 🤣

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 5 років тому +38

    Coming tired from a day of shoot to find out Mark has a new video. Perfect reward for me.

  • @PaulRizzo
    @PaulRizzo 5 років тому +15

    Mark, you’ve made my month. You could post a video of yourself reading the newspaper on the john and you’d make my month.
    My fav YT personality.

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 4 роки тому +4

    Why are these so addictive to watch

  • @dreamersdisease2481
    @dreamersdisease2481 10 місяців тому +2

    Not only a giant jellyfish but a giant "jumbo" jellyfish.

  • @williamjackson1743
    @williamjackson1743 5 років тому +13

    Susan from the first film....NEVER ATE THE FISH!!!!! GAAAAHHHHHH

  • @Nick_Hammer
    @Nick_Hammer 5 років тому +45

    i think most of those mistakes, especially the audio stuff was intentional. its no fun if you are deliberately making a bad film.

    • @blairsterrett6626
      @blairsterrett6626 5 років тому +4

      If that's what you think you should watch this documentary on the director:
      ua-cam.com/video/uZoFNVhEfpE/v-deo.html

    • @Nick_Hammer
      @Nick_Hammer 5 років тому +7

      @@blairsterrett6626 I'm sure he is a hack, the first film is a glorious testimony to that. But I think this film was backed by people who wanted this guy to make them a bad film deliberately.

    • @TheRightLadder
      @TheRightLadder 4 роки тому

      If you fuck up the audio, it's not a mistake

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 3 роки тому

      I could literally shit in my hand and smear it on the wall and still make a better film than this flaming pile of pig shit!

    • @K1ngHardaway
      @K1ngHardaway 3 роки тому +1

      @@Eldritch-1 put up or shut up

  • @corradobarreto5107
    @corradobarreto5107 5 років тому +7

    I need more Neil breen! XD

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 2 роки тому +1

    Also, the little girl REFUSED to eat the fish, screaming she wanted a Happy Meal.

  • @huntertims8675
    @huntertims8675 5 років тому +36

    I love this channel thank u for your hard work bro

  • @gamingkick6337
    @gamingkick6337 5 років тому +5

    In the scene when they’re in the car with the amazing rear projection / green screen..? it’s the film of them in the silver BMW following, so they’re driving behind themselves, pmsl

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 2 місяці тому +2

    The Happy Ending joke at the end of the opening credits 😂

  • @las10plagas
    @las10plagas Рік тому +1

    3:42 I love this "hi" from the first movie.
    it doesn't even sound human xD

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 5 років тому +25

    he's obviously just trolling with this movie, trying to recreate how bad #1 is

    • @HughAverageHomoMan
      @HughAverageHomoMan 4 роки тому +3

      the first movie was so bad it's good so he had no intention to try with this one. no one cared. they treated it as a joke.

  • @thefaceofinsecurity
    @thefaceofinsecurity 5 років тому +3

    “She caught a disease from that fish” *string crescendo* omfg

  • @johnwest2204
    @johnwest2204 4 роки тому +2

    I love the Amity Welcomes You, billboard at 21:36 that is straight out of the movie Jaws.

  • @JT_Saenz
    @JT_Saenz 4 роки тому +2

    15:57 & 17:02
    That musical cue, LMFAO!!!!
    I’m soooooo glad you pointed that out!!!!! 🤣

  • @derpyman4497
    @derpyman4497 5 років тому +22

    I'm only about 1/3rd into the video at this point and I'm having a crisis because I own the exact same leather jacket as Bill

    • @606danco
      @606danco 4 роки тому +1

      Derpy Man and that causes a crisis wow Thats sad man

    • @moebetta4224
      @moebetta4224 3 роки тому

      Burn it. Or give it to Goodwill.

  • @MyName-gb5ip
    @MyName-gb5ip 5 років тому +102

    My favorite channel I rarely get to watch. I know you have a regular life but bruh...

    •  5 років тому +2

      Lol.. I know!!🤣🤣

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 роки тому +2

      Join his patreon so he has the incentive to make more videos

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup 2 роки тому +2

    Interesting fact I just found, Chelsea Turnbo is a model, she launched the cover of Viva Glam magazine and has had a nice career as such. She's got bank.

  • @Kroggnagch
    @Kroggnagch 11 місяців тому +1

    “5000 birds were found dead in Clevarkensogkentucky” pfft ok must be right near Windchestertonfieldville

  • @hudsonsirheshicks2653
    @hudsonsirheshicks2653 5 років тому +14

    This is forced good bad... we want accidental good bad... Hellgate (1989), it must be done lol

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 років тому +2

      'Tis a fine line to walk between the two. If you go too far, it ends up being stupid. Not far enough, and it ends up being horribly awkward. Seems to me that hitting that sweet spot for "so bad it's good" is harder than making a great movie.

  • @Nesty9
    @Nesty9 5 років тому +7

    It must be some kind of illuminati holiday or somthin cus mark uploaded a video

  • @ShamrockParticle
    @ShamrockParticle 4 роки тому +1

    "Giant jumbo jellyfish" could be a drinking game except it's impossible to say when drunk...

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog 7 місяців тому

    I was so distracted by the totally-real ambulance that I never noticed how the beach goes right into the parking lot!

  • @unironicdoomer614
    @unironicdoomer614 5 років тому +4

    It’s honestly an achievement for this movie to have a sequel. Hollywood’s greed really knows no bounds.

  • @k.williams3874
    @k.williams3874 5 років тому +4

    Dude I'm crying 😂😂😂 that jellyfish bro

  • @FireKAT91
    @FireKAT91 5 років тому +1

    13:15 Really!? Why did they ask "What happened to her?" when Gloria said this woman had been stung? Couldn't they ask what stung her? Why did Gloria say "I don't know, something about a jellyfish" when she just said this woman had been stung? And if the director wanted to preach an environmental message, why the hell can't he take two minutes out of his life to learn the name of an actual jellyfish species!? Also, I think someone said that the adopted son was asked to adlib an explanation for why Susan wasn't there. It's both funny and weird because the fish she apparently died from was cooked by Rod.... possibly the same fish they refused to eat in the first one. This movie is all over the place. Great review man, as always.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 роки тому +1

    Boy oh boy that ambulance didn't even have wheels.😆🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @dennyonsurez
    @dennyonsurez 5 років тому +6

    12 min in I think they were recording through a fence lol

  • @MrTomSpencer
    @MrTomSpencer 5 років тому +8

    I'm a simple man. When I see a new video from Mark, I watch it and tap like.

    • @SpacyStacy32
      @SpacyStacy32 5 років тому

      from the attic or the window?

  • @bvabky
    @bvabky 4 роки тому

    That car scene was the balls, car, kick ass tunes, unbelievable editing and the jellyfish coooooool

  • @teammeteamus.8315
    @teammeteamus.8315 Рік тому

    When Mark says at 4:14 “You didn’t invest in an shotgun mic or a boom operator?” I instantly starting humming Sade’s smooth operator…