The DARKEST path I have EVER seen in Hoi4 Kaiserredux A2Z:
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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Me: “How bad could it be? The Belgian Congo was probably worse.”
*sees Goring*
Also me: “Oh. Oh no.”
Better than Himmler. Maybe.
@@kaltaron1284 Ever heard of the Burgundian system?
@@tyvamakes5226 Didn't recall the name but yeah, "fun" stuff.
@@kaltaron1284 you mean "gamer" stuff?
@@tyvamakes5226 Burgundian system is so moderate ngl, not bad at all
Goering being a fucking Far Cry antagonist
Bro is worse than vas
Honestly, a Far Cry game set in Kaiserredux Africa. Ruled by Goering and you have to build up and lead a rebellion against him sounds like one hell of a game. I’d play it. 👍
@@crusader2112 That would be awesome
@@crusader2112 I would pay a thousand dollars and on pre-release, if the protagonist was voiced by Joyn fucking Wayne
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Of course, it being Far Cry they wouldn't be able to resist making Hermann Goering into some kind of lesser, relativistic evil who turns out in some way to be right all along.
Screw the nuance. Bring back genuine bad guys!
Mittelafrikan people: What are you doing?
Goering: Not to worry. I have a permit.
Permit: I can do what I want. - Hermann Goering
“Hey Herman this permit expired. And it isn’t even for this colony. And it’s signed by you!”
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Goering: *pulls out gun* "I said I have... A PERMIT."
@@Cheese_Face UN ES WURDE VOM KAISER GEGEBEN
I love Alt History but I cannot wait til a Walt Disney PSA run
I honestly liked the Howard Hughes run more than Walt Disney. I love the Pacific states so much though.
I wish the focus tree was longer. It basically ends as soon as Walt is in power, meanwhile every other path is easily twice as long.
@@DarkVoid-hp6sbnah, Nortonist is better
Bro that's my favorite path
If they expanded his path it'd be better but it's Hella short and bare
Took me like two hours to realize that Punished Goring is wearing a necklace made out of human fingers.
Herman said he always liked to keep the little ones near and dear to his heart, the man had feelings.
Me: "It can't be worse than Himmler's Burgundy" *sees Goering photo after the fighting* Me: "Did I say less bad I meant More bad"
pffff goergia is soft compared to burgundy
thats TNO
this makes any other psychopath or sociopath look like an uncooked steak compared to Goring... the definition of what happens when a man is too insane with power and greed he cannot be killed.
Not to mention being addicted certain drugs… the man rose to a level beyond his own incompetence.
Anthem of Goering's Mittelafrika is just a German version of "My Father is a War Criminal".
“How can it be a war crime if there isn’t a war? 😊” - Herman Goring
“You know Perry the Platypus, if I had a nickel for every time a Nazi war criminal was in charge of a German, East African colony in a hearts of iron 4 mod and they slowly turn the colony into hell on earth, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”
What's the other one?
@@markhirsch6301 Huttig's Path in TNO.
Nice reference
@@Physigist His is somehow worse than Goering.
"it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the Germans are at it again" ~ Every other European country in a HOI4 mod
23:18
I burst out laughing at the "he sprinkled cyanide on their all bratwurst except his own, on which he sprinkled cocaine instead".
Lord of All the Beasts on Earth and Fishes in the Sea was ACTUALLY part of Idi Amin's official title.
Idi Amin was nuts.
Whoever writes the stuff for this mod is a master storyteller and should definitely write a book one day
The Heck or Munich-Berlin is a German breed or type of domestic cattle. It was bred in the 1920s by Heinz and Lutz Heck in an attempt to breed back the extinct aurochs (Bos primigenius). So Goring's attempt in the game has historic roots
Thanks for the entertaining alternate history as always!
I got a "what if" for you: What if Japan invaded Hawaii on December 7th 1941 while raiding Pearl Harbour ?
Someone’s been reading Days of Infamy.
I thought about that before. What would happen if the japanese fleet just docked into pearl harbor after hitting it and sent out its crews as a naval infantry force? The local us forces were in total disarray, all ships virtually disabled. What could they do against battleship guns and total japanese airforce supremacy.
The bulk of the us pacific fleet is spread out and tied up after pearl irl. Hawaii being the number 1 us fuel hub of the pacific means they will have to flee to california or australia if they lost hawaii. Wouldnt japan have an incredible major advantage compared to the initial irl pacific war advantage they had in ww2?
@@penzorphallos3199 I don't think that HoI4 with its teleporting supply system would represent the loss of US fuel depots in Hawaii as important.
@@TheArklyte hoi 2 had material stockpiling. If you took a port or major city you would capture some supplies and fuel.
Irl pearl harbor had massive fuel reserves and japan never hit them. So if they had taken Hawaii, japan would have literally starved the us navy while fueling theirs for atleast probably a year.
@@penzorphallos3199 yeah you can't steal supplies in hoi4
Doesn't matter what timeline, Göring can never not be a wild ride.
Stak
For a What If: what if the Great War had started in 1901 as a result of international destabilization due to the second boer war?
How would that happen?
This became TNO so quickly.
41:30 Goering has a collar of human fingers
Oh my God. Hermann Goering in The Heart of Darkness. This is going to be...
Uhhhhhh... yeaaaahh...
The Heart of Darkness was very Bright before he took over in comparison...
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Joseph Konrad is in the afterlife, shivering.
4:00 volume increase warning headphones users
Wish I saw this when I happened
I noticed this too late
I played this yesterday and was genuinely shocked at first, but then I remembered who I was playing as XD
Deutches Mittelafrika: Has good aligned paths and non-collapse good aligned paths
Stakuyi: Picks the evilest path associated with DM.
Me, hoping to see the Kaiser become the Kaiser of Africa: Sadness.
you can get a different goring in charge and turn DM into a wholesome place
@@nikoclesceri2267 Yes, I am aware. Albert Goring, his brother. It's the path you take if you want to create the African Kaiserreich with Wilhelm II/III as ruler.
This video i watched at 3am, half asleep, whispering into my ears, like a grandmother telling me a horror story, scaring me to sleep
*Slow ominous noises starts playing*
0:43 ofc it involves Germany
41:45 german empire casually destroying syndicallyist France in the background
10:15 Guten Täg ! I’m Hans Güdman . Did you know u have rights? The Kaiser says u don’t and so do I
Goering's slow descent into becoming Pablo Escobar
All while becoming a blood-drunk warlord
Me when I Mittleafirka: struggles to prevent it’s instability, quits before it quite literally break downs
Sanest focus tree in Kaiserredux
23:19 strangely suddenly wholesome.
24:20 and not anymore.
The chroma key static marked the beginning of the Dark Stakuyi arc.
Dear god! Makes the Botswana Massacre look like a sideshow!!
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor.
That is my nightmare.
That, and naming a country after myself.
Looking at you, Petoria.
We've seen goring burn Africa now we have to see the cat Kaiser burn the Stars
Your videos are amazing, man. Keep it up
For a super wholesome run, form Yockeys imperium in Kaiserdux
Goering going full Khorne hahaha
18:30 “you’re face-to-face with the man who sold the world”
So Goering is basically living the dream of lord Curzon, but for Africa, with influences from his OTL allegiances.
Stakuyi, you should play monarchist Komi in TNO! Its super fun! And play during the 2nd Civil War as well!
Another path that is pretty good is The Holy African Empire where you bring back the Holy Roman Empire as the Kongo
This timeline's Göring makes Hitler,Genghis Khan and Kim Jong Un combined look like angels,he's so evil it's hard to comprehend
Will you say my name? Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? Or have I become invisible?
darker than pelly's america? this should be spicy
Randy Hansen guitar solo plays as our boy sits down to play Herman Goering, in Africa
So the thing about the this playthrough is the fact that the mad german essentially did all wierd things dictators have done in africa, including the proclamation to this french style crown.
If you thing Goering is bad, wait until you send in Heydrich!
Hello! I just found you about a week ago and so far im glad i did. I really enjoy your narration as you play and some actual history facts. Also subed to your history channel. Thank you for your work!
At first I thought "How dark can it be, really?" Then I saw the blood diamond focus.
And then it just kept getting worse. I want off Mr. Goring's wild ride
Goering Arrives in Afrika. The Deuschland Economy crashes, due to the lack of a Goering to eat 1/4 of the cake.
> Maybe with divine intervention from some higher being...
Yes. Satan...
You've GOT to try escalation 84
We need a multiplayer showdown between Alaska & Goeringia
Khorne checks under his bed for Goring every night.
I can't wait for you to do Lovecraft's New England
My God... a mod path that makes Leopold's Congo look like Geneva...
*Whistles Colonel Bogey March in a minor key* "Goring, has only got one eye..."
goeringia feels like a german domination of the draka
What if the Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg worked together. Then form the Benelux uniting all lowland peoples together and all their colonies as well.
originally the Benelux used to be under Dutch control, though that's almost 200 years ago that broke up
7:15 Someone read their Carl Schmidt
So, so glad to see this series back. Dropping this comment for the engagement before I even start. Love this series and have missed it. Was wondering if it was over.
EDIT: Well then. That was certainly a video. lol
I love the hippo farm is a reference to Pablo Escobar
More of this! I love this mod and you're fun to watch reacting to it. Great video!
Schnee is DANGEROUSLY close to my last name. At least I know mine is Irish!
Really entertaining video as always! I would love to see a CSA run.
This was the funniest run of any HOI4 I have ever seen.
Isn’t...this the time schools show, “The Most Dangerous Games”
Flashbacks regardless
I would pay good money to have seen Gabby's face during that one.
Week 5 Day 2 of asking @stakuyi to play Communist Hippogriffia in HoI4 EaW: Basically everything is mostly straght-forward, but I should notice that in case of losing North Zebrican War - Hippogriffia will get one of bad endings. Also you SHOULD be nice, otherwise Posada get depressed and commits nuclear self-un-aliving with 5 possible quick endings after that. In theory you can spare scientists for sweet-sweet bonuses only if you don't take other unethical options. Also side-note: Macawia does NOT affect on outcome, but if chose to get a puppet, they'll get a nice custom flag and also if you spare Razorbeak, she'll get amnesty at the end with a fun event. The last thing: No, you won't declare war on every nation, but you get a bunch of bonuses with new project of deep-penetration bomber(you need super-large airframe for that) and you need to justify on all supremacist nations(you get a discount on that too) until there will be left none and then press an event in the decisions. DO NOT USE H-BOMB!!! I REPEAT - NO ACTIVE THERMONUCES OR YOU'LL GET A SEMI-BAD END!!! It's a long run, but it's so op!
22 views in zero seconds? Dang bro fell up
Bro elevated
Ducking bots
This is one of the dumbest comment trends I've ever seen.
@@DevixianTheOriginalWorst is that it was not even funny the first time and they are still doing it.
@DevixianTheOriginal It's pretty bad but he at least played around it.
While gorings path is funny, I find the mercenaries de congo tree to be even better.
When did this turn into a SpiffingBrit Tropico perfectly balanced episode?
Damn Dude I thought you got a black eye like someone kicked your ass or something LOL The shadows are making one of your eyes darker and I was confused and got scared for a sec
Average Kaiserredux game right here. Thanks for the funnies!
This was an absolute wild ride into the depths of insanity. The team who wrote this or individual who did so was masterful and hilarious. I am appalled, disgusted, and highly amused.
Well, it was a wild ride... Waiting for more Kaiserredux
Actually Göring was more sane IRL in his youth then what this depicts, but i guess its a spoof mod
Pretty sure the darkest path in Kaiserredux is the Yockey path as CAR in the 2ACW
What if the soviets never signed the molotov-ribbentrop pact
I didn't know Stakuyi posted mukbang videos. Another certified Voring Göring classic.
I’m only a few seconds in, but the character on the thumbnail+Africa mentioned instantly made me think of Taboo
can't wait to see the Kaiserredux Ottoman run.
Now do the katzen imperium on stellaris bc the like goal is reached
A2Z AGAIN! YEAH! I was about to ask if you were dropping it!
wow and to belive i thought native alaska and himmler burgundy would remain untoped this is warhammer 40k level fkdright there.
Statkuyi's wife at 1 in the morning: 👁👄👁
Even the green screen was scared
I mean he's obviously a maniacal madman but if anyone gets to create the title "king of Africa" it should probably be the guy that united most of Africa under his rule
...I see we have found Redux's answer to the funny clock man...
"Travel to Germany or Peru with me here" wtf
Ngl that was mad but brilliant fun to watch.
Thanks Stakui
Great video man, love the crazy kaiserredux vids hope to see more!!!!
Stakuyi doing anything but covering EAW? Impossible!
Great video! I just want to suggest, if you have time for it, watching out for audio glitches and stuff. Around 4:06 your microphone started to be 3x louder than the rest of the video. Just watch out for that kind of stuff and keep up the great work😊
What about kalmar union is resurected in late 1936 due to rising global tention.
While norway, denmark and finland would be on the defensive side in the in the very early part of the war, it would force sweden to be way more agresive as well as denmark not to surender.
It would also lock in the ribentrof packt, because ussr would need to angage from east to break finland.
What if at the start of the Siberian intervention, Japan finds Alexei Romanov and makes him a puppet ruler of Siberia to justify their ongoing “intervention”?
Yes Alexei Romanov is assassinated in July and the intervention starts in August, so either move the intervention forward a couple of months, or have the Czechoslovak Legion rescue Alexei and bring him to the Japanese.
Either way, Japan should remain in Siberia after October 1922, with enough legitimacy so that America doesn't embargo Japan or force Japan's withdrawal, & Japan can pay for the “intervention” with Siberian gold/iron/gems/fur.
Your starting leader looks like John Houseman
Gods, I wish I could play this damn mod (regular Kaiserreich works, most mods I tried work, but Redux always instantly crashes for me).
Just from a quick glance, this does remind me a lot of the one African state in TNO that's lead by Hütting or Hüttig or how his name was.
One thing I really liked about that path is while you're doing the focuses, you almost kinda get into the mindset of "Yeah, we can actually make this work..."
Even though no, no matter whether the "African devastation" happens or not, everything collapses in the end anyway, which... Actually makes a lot of sense.
Thinking back, I'd say I actually kind of prefer it being doomed to fail, unlike places like Madagascar, which have it very rough, but still have strategic importance and can be supplied easier from the sea.
Right in the middle of Africa though, and disconnected from the Reich in the homeland, yeah...
Edit: They even have "sound the drums" as a focus here, haha... Like come on, that can be no coincidinkie
Alaskan natives committing euro and afro American genicide vs africaaners hunting african tribes men as wild game.
Brother it might be cancelation part 2 electric boogaloo
This is delightfully unhinged