Alyssa's critiques are... fantastic? She tries to get into each queen's heads to understand where the choices comes from, and has some really good suggestions.
She gives legit advice and is super constructive and as gentle as possible with it but at the same time she will butcher your name’s pronunciation like she’s de-boning a fish
I was the ultimate pageant mom Girl, I get over there and I wreck shop I'm like, where is the preeesentation? She says, ''wait it's this" And I'm like, "What is there up there on the shelf?" I said Shangela, "Where did you get this dress?" "Mama, I rented this from a girl" "A girl? WHO? What kinda girl?" "Did this girl have big breasts?" "Well, they were huge!" OKAY well, did you know you were flat chested ... And Shangela backstage asked Victoria Porkchop Parker She was there. Girl. She started crying. I said I've already told you what to say. Donnact brand new. We're backstage, I'm holding her hand. And I'm like you're goin on next. I would go out there and say, "My name is Alyssa Edwards, I'm from the Lone-hailing from the lone star state Stars at night, shine big & bright. deep in the hearta texas GOOD EVENING JUDGES, ALL THE WAY FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE- Trixie in real time: no... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE FLORIDA 👁 👄 👁 Girl I was so MAD, I grabbed my clutch👜- I said- You have aambarrassed me 👁 👄 👁
I'm sorry, why do we not have the full 30 minute recording of Alyssa's story at the end? I need to hear every detail and it's homophobic to cut it out like that
I haven’t seen any comments about it but we NEED to talk about how amazing Alyssa looks, like she always looks amazing but those colors look so good, she’s literally glowingg
Ohmygod when I read that I had literal flashbacks to 1992 when that was my very favorite Barbie of all time and the feeling of that strawlike long crimped plastic Barbie hair with the tiny little plastic brush just making sparks running through it practically.... lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕 that’s amazing thank you for that!!!!! Lol oh and yea you’re EXACTLY right too about Alyssa here!!!! I’m loving it. She looks INCREDIBLE!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
I was in love with Lemon before this but this runway made me absolutely obsessed. It was so funny and creative and she presents the joke PERFECTLY like you know exactly what she’s doing as soon as she steps out it’s so good. Then Priyanka also stole my heart with this lip sync they are both absolute stars
KNOWLEDGE BOMB: "Loose Jaw" is a little pun on a Canadian City in Saskatchewan called Moose Jaw. Which was once home to the largest moose statue in Canada. Until some rando town took that away from them.
THANK YOU Trixie for talking about how Jimbo behaved so poorly with Rita Baga. Exactly what you said is what I saw but I have not seen anyone talk about it
Trixie always tells people whenever her and Alyssa are out at a bar, or just out and about .. Alyssa will jus lean in real close and go “so out of everyone here, who would be the three?” in her cute little attitude and she thinks it’s hilarious! It’s Alyssas little saying heh:))
"Moose Jaw" is a city is Saskatchewan, Canada. "Loose Jaw" is a play on words and indicates her jaw is loose which will make it easier for her to "perform" a certain task that most gay men love!
"I think Peronka is struggling mentally." I"M SCREAMING
We need to time stamp it, I’ve come back too many times for it: 7:50 !!!
as soon as she said that I immediately scrolled down to look for this comment!
i said “WHO ??”
@@latricee_2000 LMAOOOOOOOOO SAME
The whiteness
Alyssa really said “Peronka” with 100% confidence 😭😭😭
time stamp?
@@doodlebugdivi 7:50 ❤️
Probably says nucular like Bush too. Just a dialectal thing
That's why I love her
I say it the way she does too lol
I'm disappointed that Trixie didn't ask Alyssa "Out of everyone in that room, who would be the three?"
ONGGGGGGG! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN EVERYTHING TBH
That has become Trixie’s “100 people in a room” story 😂😂😂
SAME
ok but somebody help me where is this frommmmm
Abv Gdoev I’ve heard her tell that story in like four different videos 😂
Girl Alyssa is better at judging than the judges.
Agree
i can imagine it's because she actually judges pageants
She should be a guest judge lol
I mean really they forgot chad and Alyssa and raja
Alyssa should totally be a guest judge ! Especially on a pageant challenge. Yasss!
Alyssa's critiques are... fantastic? She tries to get into each queen's heads to understand where the choices comes from, and has some really good suggestions.
I bet it's a dream to have her teach your dance class 😭
She gives legit advice and is super constructive and as gentle as possible with it but at the same time she will butcher your name’s pronunciation like she’s de-boning a fish
Alyssa looks younger every year, her makeup is impeccable.
Makeup and botulism :P
@@maggieholt6778 Facelift?
Stunning!
I don’t think she does her own face anymore
I'm amazed at the difference in several queens....Alyssa,Monique, and Nina. Flawless.
Priyanka: My name's Priyanka, what's my name??
Alyssa: P e r a n k a ☠️
I’m SCREAMING
Rigomoris? whos Morris?
Per*ONK*a
😂😂☠️☠️
The white lady accent is hard to shake 😅 we cant say your name then we make it our own.
Alyssa is the definition of a PERSONALITY. She’s very larger than life lmao
There’s a city in Saskatchewan called “Moose Jaw”
@@cameroncarr7770
ok
Yes! She's made for t.v.!
I love Alyssa - I would also like to have Justin as a friend or neighbor. He seems like such a sweet soul.
"So you tryin' to come for me when I'm in my house.. and in my good drags?" Why is she so fucking iconic 😂😂
She is 😂 ♥️
7:50 for Peronka ✨
You're a saint
I think Alyssa needs to have her own podcast where she just talks anything she wants
@Tuaty, Garrett that's way too short...and way too infrequent
@Tuaty, Garrett Like...for years
i wish
you mean she needs UNHhhlyssa's Secret
Cuz it’s her podcast and not ours
BUT OF EVERYONE HERE WHO WOULD BE THE THREE
NOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
I was gonna say that😂
HAHAHAHHAAHHA
My exact first thought when I saw this video
I read this in her voice
“winning isn’t everything, wanting to is.” ICONIC
Queen!!!!!
Who originally said it
Oliver Earley ALYSSA did ✨
@@pedrorenteria5882 thankyou that makes so much sense cus i searched it up and it did not helo6 me. Thanks
Help*
Alyssa: “Miss Jimbo is no bimbo.”
Next Week: Please welcome to the stage Jimbo and her daughter Bimbo.
😂😂😂
well to be fair her daughter not her lmaoo
Alyssa's serving that 80's Barbie Fantasy, she looks AMAHZING, its like looking at 2 distinct era's of Barbie
Hi daddy
Barbie never looked like Trixie I don't think
@@stefanmilovic835 KDJCKFOVKFK
@@Prince_the_One omg Divina Decampo i love your work!
It's those crooked bangs and crimped hair
Priyanka has introduced herself so many times but here's Miss Alyssa calling her "Piranka"
Maybe she was introducing herself just so Alyssa would get it right. Maybe next time Piranka
what's her name?
@@azlxns PIRANKA!!!
Thats why she asks you to say her name, the white folk get confused if its not western European or Greek
excuse me, we DEMAND the FULL, UNCUT, UNCENSORED. version of alyssa's story at the end. the whole 31 minutes.
Same
LMAO. I love people that can talk up a(n interesting) storm like that.
ITS BEEN 10 months no uncut version uet
“Miss peranka” LMAOOOOO
Wow look at these likes
I would have screamed! How did they just gloss over that?!
Came here to see if someone else clocked it LMAOOOOO
LOLLLLLLL I CLOCKED THAT SO FAST
I SCREAMED
Then I've heard that, I went straight to the comment section...LOL
I actually spit out my drink at Alyssa's face at 10:00 when Trixie was thanking her.
I was the ultimate pageant mom
Girl, I get over there and I wreck shop
I'm like, where is the preeesentation?
She says, ''wait it's this"
And I'm like, "What is there up there on the shelf?"
I said Shangela, "Where did you get this dress?"
"Mama, I rented this from a girl"
"A girl? WHO? What kinda girl?"
"Did this girl have big breasts?"
"Well, they were huge!"
OKAY
well, did you know you were flat chested ...
And Shangela backstage asked Victoria Porkchop Parker
She was there.
Girl.
She started crying. I said I've already told you what to say.
Donnact brand new. We're backstage, I'm holding her hand. And I'm like you're goin on next.
I would go out there and say,
"My name is Alyssa Edwards,
I'm from the Lone-hailing from the lone star state
Stars at night, shine big & bright.
deep in the hearta texas
GOOD EVENING JUDGES, ALL THE WAY FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE-
Trixie in real time: no...
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE FLORIDA
👁 👄 👁
Girl I was so MAD, I grabbed my clutch👜-
I said-
You have aambarrassed me 👁 👄 👁
Thank you for this...just thank you!!!
Watching this and reading it at the same time like 👂👀👂
You're doing the Lordt's work. Truly.
I've been so confused, who was she talking about?!
@@gorelicious did u watch the whole vid hahahahaha
YALL BETTER RELEASE THIS 30 MINUTE STORY BY THE ONE THE ONLY ALYSSA EDWARDS AT THE END LIKE DONT ROB US OF THAT
alyssas presence just amuses me like the way she words things and says things is so funny please 😭she's amazing love her
Forever an All Star
Peronka 🤣
"girl you tryna come for me while I'm in ma house, in my good drags"
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
"Did you clock the accent? Did you feel represented?"
They way alyssa reacts is so genuine and funny!
anybody here from S13 E3 pit stop to hear alyssa say ~p e r o n k a~
meeeee
me too! 🤣
Yep
The fact that this comment talking about the beginning of s13 is 2 months old is sending me to space
I would be 10x more scared of Alyssa saying “You have embarrassed me” than if my own mother came running towards me swinging an axe.
Ong 💀
lol so true
Disappointing Alyssa is what keeps me awake at night
This comment… so many layers
how dare y'all cut Alyssa's 30 minute storytelling at the end?!
Reyniel Evangelista I was thinking the same thing.
The rainbow of sequinsed gowns on the left side of Alyssa IS EVERYTHING.
"I don't know what Loose Jaw means"
Me: *screams in canadian* MOOSE JAAWWW
So much screaming!!! I so thought Trixie would get it 😭😭😭
I mean i know what are a moose and a jaw and a moose's jaw but i'm sure there is something more?
@@lilsmolcrow It's a city name in Saskatchewan
THANK YOU
I came here to scream this too ahahha
i’m going to get
“i think peronka is struggling mentally”
tattooed across my whole back
Alyssa’s rant at the start is just everything 😂
The rant at the end is even more
When can we get this unedited 31 minute story? We NEED it.
Literally
OMG how Alyssa's mug keeps getting better and better? She looks younger than both seasons 5 and AS2. She's stunning
Alyssa loving landscaping and bicycling is the most wholesome real person thing I never knew I wanted for our queen. You go miss green thumb.
Alyssa's expression when Trixie called her from the "older generation"🤣Alyssa who cares! You are adorable!!
Dear drag race: can we have the full 30 minute story alyssa was telling at the end
Yes gurl !!!! I need this lol !!!!!!!!!
I really enjoyed Alyssa's story at the end there....
This girl talked for a whole 30mins😂😂😂😂
I’m just sad we didn’t get to watch the whole thing. 😆
Which part? The beginning, the middle, or the still-the-middle?
@@scooterdooter the almost end 😔
You around here!!!!! I love your channel
the fact that Trixie interrupts even Alyssa is sending me
her power
Sorry this is out of topic but I'm surprised to see a weishennie in the comments jghsdg
@@sunnysidehyuck9118 I would rather call myself a nctzen but hi!!
I love that alyssa is behind a locked door in the house when she's literally exactly the same out of drag. We should all be so authentic
she’s a little more calm but yea LOL
What's my name?
Alyssa Edwards: P E R O N K A
Can we have Alyssa host pit stop? that’d be LEGENDARY🤣🤣🤣
I need Alyssa on more media PERIOD
I would double enjoy that.
i feel like alyssa would never stay on topic hosting the pit stop, but we need her as the guest every week!!
They can’t afford her hunni
@@Matt-oz1dm mannn shut up hell naw that is not facts alyssa is our perfect KWEEN
Oh my god Alyssa ranting alone for 30 minutes at the end
I love seeing trixie losing her mind laughing every ten seconds talking with alyssa
YEESSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Well did you know you're flat chested" 😭😭😭😭 pick me up off this floor
I'm sorry, why do we not have the full 30 minute recording of Alyssa's story at the end? I need to hear every detail and it's homophobic to cut it out like that
I really dig Alyssa’s updated mug. It makes her look fresher and younger. This minimal mug works better on her than Vanjie.
100% agree
It makes her look so much brighter in my opinion!! She just keeps getting younger
alyssa calling priyanka " MISS PIRRANKA " lmfao
I’m glad someone caught that
LOL after she said her name i was like "wait something sounded off, ohhh she flipped the RI around"
@@darko4life1 someone mama everyone got it
@@muhammadibrahimzulfiqar595 I didn't but I'm baked tbh
Peronka
There is a city called Moose Jaw in Canada, thats where they got the joke from ;)
I wonder how many Americans or even some Canadians are aware of Moose Jaw. Sad that they didn't get that joke.
I thought that’s what it was. I live in Pennsylvania in the US but know about Moose Jaw. It’s in Alberta right?
@@acidicxdeath close, its in Saskatchewan
I had the worst sex of my life in Moose Jaw.
IN MY LIFE.
they[re also hinting to the term "loose jaw" which is innuendo for those (mainly men) who are good at oral
I haven’t seen any comments about it but we NEED to talk about how amazing Alyssa looks, like she always looks amazing but those colors look so good, she’s literally glowingg
Yes! She's always pretty, but whatever she did here was amazing! So gorgeous.
i swear she’s aging in reverse
Can we take a minute to appreciate Alyssa's GORGEOUS eye? They're so MESMERIZING!
"Loose Jaw" is pun of a Canadian city named Moose Jaw.
Jacques Bibit I am shocked no one bothers to Google or phone a friend to answer these! The hosts be missin’ out on a good laugh
Mel Rosina I don’t think enough people care to do that ahhah
Why not just call it "Miss Moose Knuckles"?
@@MagicalKid OOF this sent me 😂
“My favourite summer hobby has been bicycling”
elrynx2 everything
@@CelineOracle because don't you just say cycling? 🤣
elrynx2 everything Alyssa says is quotable 🤣🤣
@@CelineOracle Yeah, England. In my mind cycling is done with bicycles and biking is done with motorbikes or bmx's
loooool i love this bitch!
Piranka,her reaction when Trixie asked her if she clocked Lemon's accent,her face at 10:01
ALYSSA IS A PERSONALITY. COMEDY GOLD
Piranka 😭😭
Alyssa is forever one of the funniest queens. Idk how she manages to make me laugh out loud with JUST her facial expressions lmao
pfp is one of my fav albums!
@@vessel_ho3219 mine too :)
trixie: and alyssa i just wanted to say thank you for that
Alyssa: 👁👄👁
Loose Jaw is a play on "Moose Jaw" which is a town in Saskatchewan lol 🇨🇦
Which is also slang for a wide and wet V
I was literally going to comment this hahaha
@@canucks966 same 🤷♂️
Yes! I was hoping there was at least one comment on the "Loose Jaw" question! 😍
Ah, I was looking for some context on this!! Thx gurl!
“You have waited your entire life for this. And there is nothing that they can say nor do that can stop you. Now go do it lady!” My new daily mantra!
Trixie with that dress is giving a vintage stewardess for Barbie Airlines.
A little soft glam! Alyssa Edwards realness
"Cake or death? Thank you for flying Church of England."
Alyssa is so fantastic. Her energy is the best. Her closet looks like shimmery heaven. And I am loving this pink fantasy on Trixie.
Alyssa’s look SHUT THE BUILDING DOWN. Category is closed for all other pit stop guests.
YEP ❤
Then Kimberly Chi came next
"consistency wins the pageant" period, love.
ive never seen trixie and alyssa this beautiful
You should watch the video they did (also with Katya) watching the MTV awards it’s psycho lmao
Alyssa calling her Peronka is the equivalent of Dula Peep 😂
Trixie must've been living for Alyssa's "Totally Hair Barbie" wig moment!!
Ohmygod when I read that I had literal flashbacks to 1992 when that was my very favorite Barbie of all time and the feeling of that strawlike long crimped plastic Barbie hair with the tiny little plastic brush just making sparks running through it practically.... lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕 that’s amazing thank you for that!!!!! Lol oh and yea you’re EXACTLY right too about Alyssa here!!!! I’m loving it. She looks INCREDIBLE!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
"I not only live. I live and breathe"
True words spoken by the truest queen LMAO
I would like to officially request a 24/7 feed of Alyssa’s vanity so that we can see this pre-makeup soliloquy whenever it’s going down
Alyssa spilling all of Shangela’s tea at the end 🤣🤣🤣
IF THEY HAD INCLUDED THE SHANGELA STORY, I WOULDN’T MIND WATCHING AN EXTRA 30 MINS CHILE
I was in love with Lemon before this but this runway made me absolutely obsessed. It was so funny and creative and she presents the joke PERFECTLY like you know exactly what she’s doing as soon as she steps out it’s so good. Then Priyanka also stole my heart with this lip sync they are both absolute stars
"Loose Jaw" is a play on the Canadian city named Moosejaw.
9:50 ALYSSA NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL HAS ME DEAD 💀
She literally said 👁👄👁
The most brutal read lmaooooo
“PARANKA” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was like oh no baby what is you doing 💀
Tracey’s dialectical talents are on full-display here as she convincingly renders what Ms. Rita Baga might sound like as a Swede using Klarna.
😆😆😆
Alyssa could easily run a pageant competition show that actually gives tips and encouragement to the contestants.
I really love that Alyssa loves to landscape, I’m glad she found something outside of drag/dancing to enjoy!
KNOWLEDGE BOMB: "Loose Jaw" is a little pun on a Canadian City in Saskatchewan called Moose Jaw. Which was once home to the largest moose statue in Canada. Until some rando town took that away from them.
Alyssa needs to be fully sponsored by Red Bull at this point
girl no she doesn't need more in her system! XD
alyssa has never been more beautiful, idk what she's doing differently but its very successful
Filters
Alyssa’s makeup! She looks so radiant snd young! How is she literally just getting MORE beautiful
THANK YOU Trixie for talking about how Jimbo behaved so poorly with Rita Baga. Exactly what you said is what I saw but I have not seen anyone talk about it
I WANT THE FULL ALYSSA STORYTIME
You can't go wrong when it's Trixie and Alyssa!
I can’t believe....... after all this time...... neither Trixie or Alyssa asked “Who would be the three?”
i dont get this reference :((((
Trixie always tells people whenever her and Alyssa are out at a bar, or just out and about .. Alyssa will jus lean in real close and go “so out of everyone here, who would be the three?” in her cute little attitude and she thinks it’s hilarious! It’s Alyssas little saying heh:))
i love how jimbo tells rita, “your hair is fried”, as if it’s her real hair- 💀
"Moose Jaw" is a city is Saskatchewan, Canada. "Loose Jaw" is a play on words and indicates her jaw is loose which will make it easier for her to "perform" a certain task that most gay men love!
i need s2 of dancing queen bc i miss having Alyssa in my life, she’s iconic in everything she does
please have dida Ritz as a guest, she hasn't been noticed by thr rpdr franchise for years
THAT PART
Who?
YES PLEASE!!!!
Yes!
Please
“Acting challenges really are the school of overacting. You never want to play it down, always overact and go above and beyond”
Jan 💜🙌💥 is typing...
* Silky has left the chat *
but dont be one note. U have to give lows and highs
All I heard was “Shangela” “ALL THE WAY FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE (I didn’t know you were from Florida...)” and *grabs clutch* You have EMBARRASSED me 😐
Alyssa looks amazing in this. I cannot tear my eyes away. Giving me that 1990 Barbie realness.
Alyssa saying jimbo is in the house if Edwards we wannnnnt it 👀
"I can jump out of the window on the second floor and I belive I can fly"
Loose Jaw = Moose Jaw - a town in Saskatchewan - that's the play :) also.. loose jaw.. no gag haha
Thanks! I came to the comments for exactly this information :-)
how could anyone not get? 😆
Oh I thought it was supposed to be a joke about losing a pageant cuz it sounded like "Miss Lose Your Pageant".
This is the duo I needed this morning: Miss Mesquite and Tracy Martell
Alyssa's makeup in this... best it has ever looked she looks SO beautiful!
Alyssa looks as if she were in her early 20s in the 80s.
Exactly!!
It's very Jennifer Garner in "13 going on 30" at her birthday party 😂😂
7:50
Priyanka: What's my name?
Alyssa: PiRaNkA
can we take a moment to appreciate how freaking good alyssa looks?? absolutely stunning!!
"i could jump out my window and fly for REAL." alyssa. oh my love alyssa.
The Trixie/Alyssa combo we didn't know we needed. I'm so here for this content. 💜💕💜