And he kept letting the guy get away with saying "creature" like that's a classification looool. I would have been like "WTF is a 'creature'? QUANTIFY THAT SHIT FOR ME, BROTHA."
Bro the “animal” clip had me crying 😭💀 Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: “It’s hard to argue against an intelligent person, but it’s damn near impossible to argue with a stupid one.”
i love how that one guy was questioning why the girls in his gym don't have boobs as if working out to remove body fat doesn't also remove the fat in your boobs 💀💀
Sports bras tend to do that too. Kinda hard to exercise when your boobs are constantly bouncing up and down when on the elliptical or doing burpees. Painful stuff…
this made me burst out laughing so hard that I spilled potting soil all over my kitchen😅 he literally could’ve just lied! _Imagine if this WAS a lie_ 💀
I cannot for the life of me decipher what he thought the "tactic" was?? Like in a cause and effect way, what was the effect?? His plan was send another blue heart every day... What exactly did he expect her to do in response? 😂
@@PrincesssmellyA single blue heart emoji acts as a sedative for the modern woman. 💙 Did you feel yourself become more relaxed? I can't start my day without it now. I'm addicted. 😢
What would even be the purpose of lying about why we need to wash our hands? There’s like a million soap companies, not one big soap conglomerate taking all your money by lying to you about germs! I hope they get pinkeye and never find out what causes it so they can get it again and again.
"Where did all the boobs go? No one has boobs!" I took it all. It's mine now. Thank you all the women in his gym for your contributions. **if any of you are doubting me I have a 44F cup size, so yeah I did steal everyone else's**
"Call me king or else we can't hang out anymore." As if its his choice to not hang out with them anymore, rather than their choice to get the heck away from the psychopath.
I don't think she understands that a lot more people were dying from the few diseases there were back then, and a lot of those deaths were the result of poor hygiene
I dated a guy that only washed his hands in the shower. I asked him because I noticed he never did after going to the bathroom so I was like “go wash your hands” and he goes “i already did when i showered”
The clip with the two guys arguing about what is an isn't an animal was super enjoyable tbh. Felt just like being with a group of friends; just yapping with the boys.
I disagree, this dude is a textbook example of an ignorant person. He can't be argued with because he just will not accept the simplest of thruths if it goes against his beliefs. Makes me mad, personally.
@@Mr.Cupcake I agree, and if you have any common high school biology class knowledge you’d know that a fish is indeed an animal ( kingdom animalia, phylum chordota ). They both are just stubborn and asserting that one or the other is the right answer based off their own uneducated ideals 😂😂
@@graciebarnett887 You have too much faith in people. I took an ecology course in university last year, which has two prior biology courses as a prerequisite. On a field trip for bird tagging one of the students asked what the baby birds eat, do their moms give them milk. Despite those two entire biology courses, this idiot still thought birds were mammals. I definitely did not control the expression on my face, I just couldn't believe what I was hearing.😂
@rosiesaikaly1178 don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
“When men’s emotions come out it’s very dangerous” ONLY if he’s not managing or expressing his emotions appropriately or effectively. That should be taught in childhood, so if it’s a problem with a grown Man , he’s a PROBLEM.
The bearded midwest looking guy at 16:03 is also a comedian. That show show is a comedy podcast, they're dogging managers for being incompetent in general.
It’s called elimination communication, look it up. I do it and my 6 month old hasn’t pooped in a nappy since I started at 2 months old. Always in the toilet - just saying
@@luvedrage3578 no its literally true, daily affirmations are basically meditative/trance mantras, putting yourself into a trance can be a form of hypnosis, if anything self hypnosis is the older/more accurate term.
I genuinely had this thought like a week ago. Like insects are cool but bugs just aren’t…. Then I looked it up and that’s not even how the terminology works. Sad. It makes so much sense tho 🙁
Honestly the idea of a podcast where one guy is really dumb and the other guy can't believe it sounds really entertaining to me. people keep trying to recommend me podcasts in the replies but I will continue to only listen to tmg and Distractible sorry :)
Yes! Who needs self Hypnose to feel smart when you can just watch these guys 😂 Makes me feel 1000x smarter already knowing there’s people that dumb out there.
@@laurenlynn7992not knowing they have buried tanks doesn't make you dumb but it should be common sense that gas stations obviously don't extract gas from the ground lol. I can't comprehend how an adult could think every gas station in the world is on top of oil/ gas deposits 😂 then we wouldn't need them..
@@laurenlynn7992 because it shows a complete lack of common sense. Let alone being an insulting display of indifference toward how the world around you functions.
@kyliejohnson730 A huge part of that was infant and child mortality. If you made it to adulthood you could expect to make it to at least 50-60. Older if wealthy.
He could also be a manager, and that is low for their area in CA. anything under 60,000 is definitely low for areas like LA, San Francisco, etc. and even up to 100,000 isn't all that much for price of rent or purchasing a house if you have a family.
As someone with pretty bad OCD (diagnosed), it scares me how many people don't wash their hands. Although, there is a balance to it, 'cause my hands are dry and sensitive as all hell from over washing.
Diagnosed as well, it feels nice to know I’m not alone in this. My hands are always cracked and bleeding in the winter. Summertime is the only period I get some relief from it.
im autistic and I feel like i wash my hands a normal amount (probably more than normal lol) but I also have contamination anxiety and cannot stand the thought of just not washing hands and then going about your day as normal, touching everything. Learning that people legit just don't wash is actually horrifying.
Dude same, these people are the reason I can't relax in public spaces. Also, while it might not work for you, I recommend trying hand salves to use before bed. When my hands were suuuuper cracked and sensitive from over washing, I couldn't use normal hand creams as it would burn like hell. However, thicker salves, like Burt's Bees Hand Salve didn't hurt and provided waaay more moisture
The gas station guy is from the You Should Know podcast, and honestly their clips are SO funny. Where does gas come from? Can you get a sunburn at night? Is a houseplant furniture? Amazing. 10/10 content.
5:24 dude really said “ingraves” instead of “ingrained” while he was acting like he’s on a level most of us could never dream of. But doesn’t even know that “ingraves” isn’t even a word.
He or whoever wrote the captions just spelled engraves wrong, but he pronounced it correctly and it is a word and it makes perfect sense, despite him being a psycho, youre an idiot too.
Nothing will ever compare to watching Cody and Noel’s bit with the sound effects added on my friend’s tv, in literal tears, absolutely LOSING OUR MINDS about 20 minutes before I greened out super hard.
@abbywisniewski6867 don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
'u gotta brainwash yourself. chain yourself down like the winter soldier and become a pure ubstoppable force. repeat after me: I care about others. My friends love me so much-'
@VictorianElise don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
It’s also funny cuz she literally says, “I turn on the water so they don’t think I’m disgusting.” Also kinda silly cuz Soap recipes have been found dating back near 5000 years
12:48 the flash of heartbreak at being called out for his stupidity 😂😂😂 I almost went “awww poor tink tink” Then he followed it with “you’re not a leopard, you’re a white guy from Dallas”💀💀💀
For anyone who wanted to watch the full absurdity of the animal debate I found it. The podcast is: you should know [episode 87 - 3/4 of the way through]
I live in a house in betwixt two gas stations. Magical goblins bring their mystic drilling equipment and Poof! Gas! And people every day be like “Ill be having that”.
The animal argument guy is exactly how it feels trying to talk to anyone 😭 like he is sitting there confidently saying and insisting that fish aren’t animals 😭 the general public it feels like is exactly like him and it’s awful 🤣
@@zbridgjpxupzmWho the fuck uses the oxford dictionary?? Merriam-Webster is obviously superior. I can't even fact check you because the fucking oxford dictionary requires a paid subscription to look at definitions. 😭 animal - "any of a kingdom (Animalia) of living things including many-celled organisms and often many of the single-celled ones (such as protozoans) that typically differ from plants in having cells without cellulose walls, in lacking chlorophyll and the capacity for photosynthesis, in requiring more complex food materials (such as proteins), in being organized to a greater degree of complexity, and in having the capacity for spontaneous movement and rapid motor responses to stimulation" - Merriam-Webster obviously fish are animals.
@@zbridgjpxupzm Fish are aquatic vertebrate animals that have gills but lack limbs with digits, like fingers or toes. Recall that vertebrates are animals with internal backbones.
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Bros got that negative comment time
Do tall sizes. XLT
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"YOU'RE GONNA GO TO A FISH ZOO?!" absolutely killed me.
it was the “uh- YOU EXPLAIN IT😤” for me
flcl !?!!
What is that podcast called
The podcast is called You Should Know Podcast
literally CACKLING
“AN AQUATIC WHAT” had me rolling 😭😭
because it was at the tip of his tongue!! 😭😭
I think I’d actually watch this one for pure entertainment 😂
Bro was fighting for his life out there 😂😂😂
And he kept letting the guy get away with saying "creature" like that's a classification looool. I would have been like "WTF is a 'creature'? QUANTIFY THAT SHIT FOR ME, BROTHA."
@@BayoubebeI do and it’s funny asf
Bro thought a gas station was just a little oil refinery in the middle of town LMAO.
Nah those dudes just copy the basement yard damn near word for word. Cringe and forced.
nothing could have prepared me for "IF HE WAS AHEAD OF THE SEXUALS"
Loved his first attempt of 'haemorosexuals', which is even funnier. My guy has a thing for blood.
He COMMITTED and I was not ready💀💀💀
It HAS to be a bit. I refuse to believe it’s not.
What was he even trying to say😭 pahahaha
@@RusPitman LITERALLY IT HAD TO BE. he started going along w it and saying "if they're ahead of the sexuals" HE KNEW WTF HE WAS DOING
I love how the dude at the beginning calls positive affirmations “self-hypnosis” because positive affirmations doesn’t sound manly enough
EXACTLY
didn't you hear? positivity is for women and liberal snowflakes, a true Man is always depressed
Wtf is tht pfp
@@chaitanya8126 a classic internet image that I haven't seen since I was 9, that's what it is.
@@chaitanya8126 it's just a normal guy??
Bro the “animal” clip had me crying 😭💀
Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
“It’s hard to argue against an intelligent person, but it’s damn near impossible to argue with a stupid one.”
The funniest part is when he said aquariums are for sharks and stuff not fish
SHARKS ARE FISH 😭
@@Militant_Vegan sharks are just seals, but really cool.
Do you know the name of their show
@@Antonio-LucciYou Should Know Podcast
You Should Know podcast :)
Dudes self hypnosis is just daily affirmations 😂
It’s the lack of self awareness in alphas calling out astrologists and vice versa lmao
NO they are NOT the same 😡 "AFFIRMATIONS" are for CRINGE WOMEN 🤮 SELF HYPNOSIS is for BIG PP MEN 😤
He takes it beyond affirmation and straight to delusion.
Same brand of stupidity either way
all 21 hearts of it.
the woman who thought there was less disease back in the outhouse days is killing me
she's killing all of us with them dirty hands
right i think she forgot about the plague and dysentery 😭
I'm just waiting until people stop brushing their teeth because it's 'not natural' smh
@@eeereeeriethey already do with fluoride lol
Really playing Plague Inc on the “Nobody washes their hands” difficulty
"you're not a leopard! You're a white man from Dallas" might be one of the greatest lines I've heard on a podcast 😂
"Ahead of the sexuals" "ahead of these sexuals" 😂😂
The A in LGBTQIA+ has to now be replaced. Asexuals are now aheadofthesexuals
Hopefully you're ahead of these sexuals too 😂😂😂😂😂
"You're a peasant" dude definitely got his veneers done in Turkey. 😂😂
😂
such a specific roast 😂
And now he's chillin in Dubai 🤣🤣
Maybe he meant a million lira 😅
@@sarahbulle8704 Turkey is where people go to get CHEAP dental work because they can't afford it in the U.S. It's intended to be ironic.
12:54 ‘AQUATIC WHAT’ has the same energy as ‘AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS’
It doessss 😂😂😂
Exact 👏🏾 same 👏🏾 tone 👏🏾
what is that from? 😂
@@hgh9389replying bc i also wanna know 😭i feel like i know but cannot remember for the life of me
Nooooo you are right 😂😂😂😂
The animal discussion has the same vibe as that vine "are you gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?" The wicked witch of the east bro!
Two straight guys arguing about insignificant things with such emotion always gives me that vibe lmao
I was just coming to comment this lmfao
I was thinking that the whole time they were arguing🤣
What podcast is that???
@@Tardvarki need to know
The fact that Cody has normal friends that work at Jack in the Box is somehow comforting to me
"why are you screaming at me?"
"AQUATIC WHAT?????????????"
As a biology major the dudes arguing about animals and mammals were making me FUCKING HOWL
You would like phisnom
you dont need more than basic education to howl at that tho
Oh boy you got me excited for something I haven't seen just yet lol
No I'm literally a veterinary student who wants to focus on fish... I'm deceased 😭😭🤣🤣
@@soappacket2342 using "creature" over and over as if you wouldn't see an animal AS a creature or the other eay around or whatever
cody being so aware of his audience he made lunch merch. so father of him.
IM IMMEDIATELY GETTING IT
@@Astrapricity2 ABSOLUTELY
father is fathering
ok jungwon i see you
@@pookiebeur JUNGWON!
i love how that one guy was questioning why the girls in his gym don't have boobs as if working out to remove body fat doesn't also remove the fat in your boobs 💀💀
Bold of you to assume he knows what boobs are made of.
Huh?? You can still workout and have boobs lmao
also... sports bras
When you’re only attracted to people with fake tits, realising they’re body fat is a step too far
Sports bras tend to do that too. Kinda hard to exercise when your boobs are constantly bouncing up and down when on the elliptical or doing burpees. Painful stuff…
@4:00 “How did I get my wife to think that I liked her? With these simple little tactics _rubs hands together_ “ lmfao
No he needs to find the rest of the clip, this is after this guy had a child with another woman outside of his marriage 💀😭😭 21 hearts
this made me burst out laughing so hard that I spilled potting soil all over my kitchen😅
he literally could’ve just lied!
_Imagine if this WAS a lie_ 💀
I cannot for the life of me decipher what he thought the "tactic" was?? Like in a cause and effect way, what was the effect?? His plan was send another blue heart every day... What exactly did he expect her to do in response? 😂
@@PrincesssmellyA single blue heart emoji acts as a sedative for the modern woman. 💙 Did you feel yourself become more relaxed? I can't start my day without it now. I'm addicted. 😢
@@melchol2121good BYE 😭
Why would I ever need podcasts when there are already voices in my head?
I am in your walls
You are just schizophrenic. Do exactly what the voices tell you.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
why would I need podcasts if I am under the influence of dementia
why would I ever need podcasts when I have dementia
“You’re not a leopard, you’re a white man from Dallas”
IM CRYING, THAT ARGUMENT WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭
“I work at Jack in the box” is the realest response to that question
That girl that said there was less disease in days we used outhouses is why measles came back.
What would even be the purpose of lying about why we need to wash our hands? There’s like a million soap companies, not one big soap conglomerate taking all your money by lying to you about germs! I hope they get pinkeye and never find out what causes it so they can get it again and again.
Those two are set to be new Typhoid Marys
“Animal animal” “fish fish” killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how much Cody has endorsed Lunch
If he created and released a lunchbox, he'd be a millionaire
@@everia_gameshe is a millionaire
He'd have another million.
@@clairemariecreationshe’d be a double millionaire
Everyone watching on their lunch Includkng me😂
"Where did all the boobs go? No one has boobs!" I took it all. It's mine now. Thank you all the women in his gym for your contributions. **if any of you are doubting me I have a 44F cup size, so yeah I did steal everyone else's**
this made me laugh so hard i spit
@@lindseygarciafreiberg same lol. Also @briannadanek4984 give me my boobs back please I belong to this gym????
How does he not understand that large boobs can run in your family lol like he doesn’t get how women outside his own family don’t look the same 😭
@@MilesToGoGo small boob water bro that's obviously the only possible way 🤓☝
Dw babe I also contributed mine to the cause :,)
The girls who don’t wash their hands would lose their minds in a microbiology lab😭😭
They would lose more than that in an O-chem lab
"Call me king or else we can't hang out anymore."
As if its his choice to not hang out with them anymore, rather than their choice to get the heck away from the psychopath.
Also I wonder how it'd work out if all of his homies were on this trip. "King" sounds pretty fucking worthless if that's everyone's nickname.
@@Shirumoon good call, king
He wasn't particularly specific so "short king" is still what he requested
King Douche bag thinks people want to be around him THAT bad. 🙄 If you demand I call you King, bye. That’s how 8 yr olds talk.
Not washing your hands is actually vile.
I don't think she understands that a lot more people were dying from the few diseases there were back then, and a lot of those deaths were the result of poor hygiene
Natural selection 🤮
Natural selection 🤮
I dated a guy that only washed his hands in the shower. I asked him because I noticed he never did after going to the bathroom so I was like “go wash your hands” and he goes “i already did when i showered”
Vile.cringe
"YOU CAN GO TO A FISH ZOO??" bro doesn't know what an aquarium is
The clip with the two guys arguing about what is an isn't an animal was super enjoyable tbh. Felt just like being with a group of friends; just yapping with the boys.
I disagree, this dude is a textbook example of an ignorant person. He can't be argued with because he just will not accept the simplest of thruths if it goes against his beliefs. Makes me mad, personally.
@@Mr.Cupcake I agree, and if you have any common high school biology class knowledge you’d know that a fish is indeed an animal ( kingdom animalia, phylum chordota ). They both are just stubborn and asserting that one or the other is the right answer based off their own uneducated ideals 😂😂
@@graciebarnett887 You have too much faith in people. I took an ecology course in university last year, which has two prior biology courses as a prerequisite. On a field trip for bird tagging one of the students asked what the baby birds eat, do their moms give them milk. Despite those two entire biology courses, this idiot still thought birds were mammals. I definitely did not control the expression on my face, I just couldn't believe what I was hearing.😂
@@ignota. yeah. pretty sad world we live in. 😬😬
@@Mr.Cupcakeit really isn’t that serious
the "self-hypnosis" guy just manifesting with his alpha crystals as part of his morning routine
@rosiesaikaly1178 don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
Are alpha crystals just gravel?
“When men’s emotions come out it’s very dangerous” ONLY if he’s not managing or expressing his emotions appropriately or effectively. That should be taught in childhood, so if it’s a problem with a grown Man , he’s a PROBLEM.
holy shit i lost it at the guy talking about animals “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME” 😭😭😭
The bearded midwest looking guy at 16:03 is also a comedian. That show show is a comedy podcast, they're dogging managers for being incompetent in general.
I was gonna say, it came off as a bit to mock managers.
whats the podcast called?
@@canyoncelestin5041 You Betcha Radio, same guy has one with Charlie Berens called Bellied Up, real funny dudes
@@canyoncelestin5041 You Betcha I think. It's alright.
I think they nailed it.
The woman who is protesting "Big Diaper" is going to end up giving "Big Carpet Cleaner" a lot of business.
also why not just use reusable diapers or something 😭
She needs to have a play date with Miss I don’t wash my hands.
As well as “Big Furniture” and “Big Clothes”
Nice
It’s called elimination communication, look it up. I do it and my 6 month old hasn’t pooped in a nappy since I started at 2 months old. Always in the toilet - just saying
cody laughing at his own podcast like he's a little kid watching his favorite cartoon
I love how they describe affirmations as "self hypnosis"
Got to it before me. Some str8 men are insecure that they have to be like this.
Thats sounds like a phobia to me@@RobertMichaelTodd
I'm pretty sure chanting mantras over and over to get into a trance state is hypnosis.
@@Phantom-kc9lythat sounds like a reach to me
@@luvedrage3578 no its literally true, daily affirmations are basically meditative/trance mantras, putting yourself into a trance can be a form of hypnosis, if anything self hypnosis is the older/more accurate term.
“Some things are insects, and some things are bugs”. Absolute bars Cody
I never loved him as much as I did when he said that. Cody’s the best! 😂
I genuinely had this thought like a week ago. Like insects are cool but bugs just aren’t…. Then I looked it up and that’s not even how the terminology works. Sad. It makes so much sense tho 🙁
“You’re not a Leopard you’re a white guy from Dallas!” Is my new favorite sentence lmaooooo
4:52 idk why but I’m CRYING laughing over “years, longer, two, more than, perhaps”😭😭😭
SAME LOL AND WHEN CODY REALIZED THE BOLD BARS IN MOVIES ARE FAKE WWTFFF
4:52 is my favorite part of the video too 😂😭
I fuckin loved that part
Honestly the idea of a podcast where one guy is really dumb and the other guy can't believe it sounds really entertaining to me.
people keep trying to recommend me podcasts in the replies but I will continue to only listen to tmg and Distractible sorry :)
Yes! Who needs self Hypnose to feel smart when you can just watch these guys 😂 Makes me feel 1000x smarter already knowing there’s people that dumb out there.
This is just TMG
literally the Basement Yard podcast 😂😂 cody's been on there too
@@AnnaBrumbelowexcept they’re both dumb at different times. it’s brilliant
@@AnnaBrumbelowyeah idk how Cody didn’t pick up that those guys are chewing off of the basement yard’s dynamic
the emoji thing is even crazyier when you think about the beauty of copy and paste
The animal clip is the best thing i have seen. Maybe ever. This is why EVERYONE needs a podcast.
Watch The Basement Yard. The guys in this video copied this from them
That guy going on about the gas station. 🤣 Knowing there are people who are that stupid. Is actually painful. 😂
ive never learned about that why does it make me dumb?
@@laurenlynn7992 I mean if you don’t know something, maybe it’s better to at least google it first before trying to discuss it with anyone else?
@@laurenlynn7992not knowing they have buried tanks doesn't make you dumb but it should be common sense that gas stations obviously don't extract gas from the ground lol.
I can't comprehend how an adult could think every gas station in the world is on top of oil/ gas deposits 😂 then we wouldn't need them..
@@laurenlynn7992 because it shows a complete lack of common sense. Let alone being an insulting display of indifference toward how the world around you functions.
@@Quzga i don’t even know what i thought but ya i definitely didn’t think that there’s just a tube sucking up magical gas 💀💀💀
The funniest part as that most of these clips aren’t even real podcasts. They just film clips talking into a mic lol
“Some things are insects and some things are bugs”
I NEED to know what podcast that is, I’ll save it for a day when I’m feeling really dumb and down on myself 😂
@PsychNerdCA it's called You Should Know!
@@PsychNerdCAit’s called TMG
'' Ben, dinner is ready. ''
'' Moooommmmm, I told you call me King now, otherwise you're not in my circle! ''
Hahhahaha that is actually legendary holy hell never loved this man more hahhahaa
LMAOOOOOO "its actually 244,00 metric tons" took me out PLZZZ
PLSSSS lmaooo me actually believing it too and spreading it on my own podcast real .. damn r we ........ dumb????
"The didn't wash their hands and they had less diseases back then"
The plague: Am I a joke to you?
And their entire life expectancy😂😂 if they reached age 30 then that was equivalent to like being 110 now
@kyliejohnson730 A huge part of that was infant and child mortality. If you made it to adulthood you could expect to make it to at least 50-60. Older if wealthy.
Typhoid Marys in the making
@@nedisahonkey That's cause lack of hygiene killed off anyone with a slightly weaker immune system.
@@nedisahonkey exactly. But it doesnt change the fact you needed to have 10 kids cuz 8 would die because kids are nasty and they didnt have SOAP
40k a year working at Jack in the Box? Holy shit, they pay better than most places
Facts! I work at a friggin bank and I only make not much more then that 😂smh
If they work full time and make minimum wage in California then no, it's the minimum and still not close enough to survive
california cost of living though...
He's probably the manager lol
He could also be a manager, and that is low for their area in CA. anything under 60,000 is definitely low for areas like LA, San Francisco, etc. and even up to 100,000 isn't all that much for price of rent or purchasing a house if you have a family.
“Self hypnosis” but asks everyone to call him king. Thats just roleplaying
Who is this guy? The delulu is insane.
9:07 I'm a peasant but he needs to borrow a million dollars from a friend
Sounds like we're both broke, my guy 😂
True!
As someone with pretty bad OCD (diagnosed), it scares me how many people don't wash their hands. Although, there is a balance to it, 'cause my hands are dry and sensitive as all hell from over washing.
Sameee
It’s really just about finding balance
Diagnosed as well, it feels nice to know I’m not alone in this. My hands are always cracked and bleeding in the winter. Summertime is the only period I get some relief from it.
im autistic and I feel like i wash my hands a normal amount (probably more than normal lol) but I also have contamination anxiety and cannot stand the thought of just not washing hands and then going about your day as normal, touching everything. Learning that people legit just don't wash is actually horrifying.
Dude same, these people are the reason I can't relax in public spaces. Also, while it might not work for you, I recommend trying hand salves to use before bed. When my hands were suuuuper cracked and sensitive from over washing, I couldn't use normal hand creams as it would burn like hell. However, thicker salves, like Burt's Bees Hand Salve didn't hurt and provided waaay more moisture
20:53 THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNED THE FROGS TITLESS
I wouldn't say Podcasting is an "art form" but its certainly a form of something
Yeah a form of tism 😂😭
@@Saige.lm.7that makes no sense.
@@horseonajetpilot uhm "artism" ?
Its entertainment which is art albeit a more commercial form
@@horseonajetpilotuhm "autism" ?
That first guy made me cringe so hard "little tactics with my blue hearts this real shit" 😂😂
The gas station guy is from the You Should Know podcast, and honestly their clips are SO funny. Where does gas come from? Can you get a sunburn at night? Is a houseplant furniture? Amazing. 10/10 content.
THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE NAME
5:24 dude really said “ingraves” instead of “ingrained” while he was acting like he’s on a level most of us could never dream of. But doesn’t even know that “ingraves” isn’t even a word.
Or engraves. Just missed all around lol
i feel like he merged engraves and ingrains into one word lol
Oh yeah? Where are bodies buried then? You look foolish.
He or whoever wrote the captions just spelled engraves wrong, but he pronounced it correctly and it is a word and it makes perfect sense, despite him being a psycho, youre an idiot too.
@@ErikaCartet whatever it was it makes me want to be in-graves
The blue heart emoji "tactics" was just too much for this husband!!!!
Nothing will ever compare to watching Cody and Noel’s bit with the sound effects added on my friend’s tv, in literal tears, absolutely LOSING OUR MINDS about 20 minutes before I greened out super hard.
11:35 has such a It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia vibes, with how frustrated he was with the other guy's dumbness
🦤
All that was missing was the one guy saying "He doesn't like get us man"
please do more of these i literally laughed for 10mins about the “head of the sexuals” 😂
“Eating raw chicken everyday till I get a tummy ache” 18:12 it is a thing already😂🕺
Dude I lost it at "fish zoo" like bro AN AQUARIUM YOU MEAN!!!! cannot be real right??? 😂
my doordash just got here and im absolutely DYING at the entire FISH FISH argument lmfaoooooo i love lunch w cody
Imagine actually getting lunch with Cody
Imagine actually getting Cody with lunch
Me effin too ❤ just no door dash on my side just straight Cody rollin
Cody watching his own podcast with so much joy in his eyes is so sweet to me idek
“That’s what 21 hearts looks like” *sends to Kelsey*
I think I've pavloved myself into getting hungry when Cody uploads
Pavlov Shack Beta
Yummy pavlova
“you’re not a leopard, you’re a white man from dallas” 😭
The goblin blesses us at lunchtime once more
No shade to Cody at all I love him. His editor is just hilarious
Not me imagining that one guy getting mad at his mom for calling him Ben instead of King
“Yeah I’ll call you king... SHORT king!”- My friends, probably
I'm in Europe, and Cody just reminded me that it's time to make dinner. Thanks, Cody!
I’m in Europe, and Cody just reminded me that it’s time to comment something about dinner. Thanks, Cody!
Im im europe! And i dont eat dinner!!!!
I love how that guy described positive affirmations as self-hypnosis, as if he has trick himself into thinking there's anything positive about him
@abbywisniewski6867 don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
The education level of my country terrifies me. The gas station one was genuinely shocking 😂😂
Calling simple affirmations “self-hypnosis” to make it sound more masculine is v funny to me.
'u gotta brainwash yourself. chain yourself down like the winter soldier and become a pure ubstoppable force. repeat after me: I care about others. My friends love me so much-'
Self hypnosis is more feminine in my opinion. A Man should just do that shit .
it’s so funny pls
@VictorianElise don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
@@ttt5020lmao
The guy not knowing how gas stations works… “do you truthfully not know the answer to that?” Ended me 💀
but are the tanks already there though?
“FISH!!” 💀💀😭😭 why did he scream it like that
not washing your hands and not showering is so foul in so many ways??? good luck finding lasting relationships with habits like that
😭😭it's just basic human hygiene, what are these guys on omg
Also, why would you brag about it? Now everyone knows you're disgusting.
It’s also funny cuz she literally says, “I turn on the water so they don’t think I’m disgusting.” Also kinda silly cuz Soap recipes have been found dating back near 5000 years
@@Manasiii9 girls
How are they THAT clueless and why is it THAT important to tell the world? ( thx for the warning, but jeez!)
If I tell my friends to address me as king they would comply but only to add "short"
"How come none of the girls at my gym have boobs" My guy let me introduce you to a magical thing called a sports bra
The "fish are animals" argument is wild.
~new routine~
morning: self hypnosis
afternoon: lunch with Cody's vids
night: a 12 hour date (with my bed preferably)
You laugh, you lose. Cody laughing at 3 seconds in. 😅
12:48 the flash of heartbreak at being called out for his stupidity 😂😂😂 I almost went “awww poor tink tink”
Then he followed it with “you’re not a leopard, you’re a white guy from Dallas”💀💀💀
the not washing hands makes me want to cry
"Self Hypnosis"? Dude that's just *DELUSION*
For anyone who wanted to watch the full absurdity of the animal debate I found it. The podcast is: you should know [episode 87 - 3/4 of the way through]
True Bugs are a technical thing. Insects are:
Coleoptera - beetles.
Hymenoptera - ants, wasps and bees.
Lepidoptera - butterflies and moths.
Diptera - flies.
Hemiptera - cicadas and 'true bugs'
That was the only thing he said that was true and I think it was an accident
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To add on, the true bugs also contain things like stink bugs, assassin bugs, and aphids (I love bugs)
I'm really glad to learn there's a type of bug that is more bug than other bugs. The most bug a bug could ever bug
cool, i didn't know this
cody laughing with the clip of himself and noel will always be funny
the guy who was confused about the gas stations definitely thinks his kitchen sink is magical
who hurt this man, that's some terrible object permanence
@@avopeac6300Where did your comment go? Oh, it's back. Wait.. it's gone? Nvm.
@@ZoeEvelynHart bro what’s happening
“Let me finish… where they get the water from bro?”😂😂😂
I live in a house in betwixt two gas stations. Magical goblins bring their mystic drilling equipment and Poof! Gas!
And people every day be like “Ill be having that”.
the gas and animal clips are the same guys and their dynamic is incredible
it’s 10 in the morning but since cody posted, i guess i gotta skip breakfast and go straight into lunch 🤷♀️
it’s 10 in the morning but since cody posted, i guess i gotta comment something about lunch🤷♀️
The You Betcha guy is a comedian. The manager stuff was definitely tongue in cheek
the idea that someone truly thinks there was LESS DISEASE before hygiene became a norm is INSANE
The animal argument guy is exactly how it feels trying to talk to anyone 😭 like he is sitting there confidently saying and insisting that fish aren’t animals 😭 the general public it feels like is exactly like him and it’s awful 🤣
Animal: a creature that is not a bird, a fish, a reptile, an insect or a human. Source: Oxford Dictionary
Animal: a creature that is not a Cody, a Ko, a Cody & Ko or a human. Source: TMG podcast
@@zbridgjpxupzmWho the fuck uses the oxford dictionary?? Merriam-Webster is obviously superior. I can't even fact check you because the fucking oxford dictionary requires a paid subscription to look at definitions. 😭
animal - "any of a kingdom (Animalia) of living things including many-celled organisms and often many of the single-celled ones (such as protozoans) that typically differ from plants in having cells without cellulose walls, in lacking chlorophyll and the capacity for photosynthesis, in requiring more complex food materials (such as proteins), in being organized to a greater degree of complexity, and in having the capacity for spontaneous movement and rapid motor responses to stimulation" - Merriam-Webster
obviously fish are animals.
@@zbridgjpxupzm Fish are aquatic vertebrate animals that have gills but lack limbs with digits, like fingers or toes. Recall that vertebrates are animals with internal backbones.
@@xg2513 bro I just copy pasted from the Oxford Dictionary! Send them an email and argue with them lol
I love Cody keeps titling these you laugh you lose but has given up all together on trying not to lose
6:38 the thing is, bro was so fuckin serious through the whole thing… it made it a different level of funny 😂😂😂