Whitney: Don't you think the innocence kinda makes her hot? Joe: (Thinking back on all the comedians who have fallen to underage sexual allegations) I'm not really into innocence.
I dont get how Innocence is considered anything sexual anyway, if anything it would only mean some boring or awkward shit going down lol. Ide totally prefer the absolute most possible opposite of Innocence, thats where the fun is 😆
@Brian Blanchard LMAO. true. its mostly guys who are terrible with women hoping for a girl who hasn't experienced sex with a chad probably. the more guys a girl has been with the more comparisons she has and thus satisfaction can drop
@Idiot Special - SaltyShrimp The possibly of the sealmly impossible... Just look back 200 years... A foot print, yet blown away by wind, created within one man's offspring. N- Nothing is impossible for us
@@kaotichymnzz7625 hey dummy, a robot whose brain is constructed completely differently, and from completely different materials than humans' is not going to be affected by the drugs that affect our brain. Nor is it going to be affected in the same way if at all
People try to cancel him every other day now. So he's just trying to be polite lol So some pro robot moron doesn't call him out, "Just because she's a robot doesn't mean she's not a person!"
Those number sure a hell didn't add up. On a side note this lady has had so much plastic surgery. That it made the robot more believable by comparison.lol
I’m a recovering addict and in rehab when they would take our phones for a month or 2 it was some of the clearest thinking I’ve ever done. Social Media is literally causing depression, bi polar and many other mental illnesses so I think the phone rehabs are totally a great idea. It really puts your life in perspective
Midwestern Buds yeah I have an addiction too I think. I stay on this fucking iPhone for 2-3 extra hours at night just looking at shit. Not getting quality sleep. I’m quitting now, putting it in my drawer and improving every nift
Midwestern Buds as Joe Rogan said “get over it, pussies” 😂 I swear, I think it’s that way too many of you that can’t handle the internet the same way others can’t handle alcohol. You don’t need rehab to leave your phone at home or for erasing all apps. And don’t give me that “it’s a disease” crap but I am happy you are here, like a junkie in an alley. You should go to greener pastures, my friend 😂
I'm sorry, but having to go to fucking "phone rehab" to get over your addiction to your phone... is more pathetic and depressing than the actual act of being addicted to your phone.
SAMUELFISH+ 20 YEARS FROM NOW, HA....I GOT TWO OF THEM RIGHT NOW, ONE IS ASIAN AND THE OTHER IS A BLONDE, BOTH ARE MY COWORKERS.....I GOT THEM TO SAY, YES MASTER.....IT WORKS FOR BOTH PARTIES
what whitney said about anthropomorphizing her is soooo true. i was already starting to feel bad for the doll because they were making fun of her until i caught myself 💀 this is why the robots are gonna fucking take us over one day. we'll give them human rights and shit...
It makes more sense after seeing the Netflix special because before she brings out the robot, she does a bit about getting rid of most dessert nicknames for women like honey and cupcake but use more cool names instead, that is why her name is Bear Claw
@@AXharoth understanding concepts like sarcasm and humor seem like a FAR easier task than "replicating the human facial movements".....But then again YOU seem to have a problem with that so....
w-t-f has Whitney Cummings done to herself? She looks like a 30 year old lizard. Just WOW. Imagine if she never did any plastic surgeries.. she would still be beautiful
Vipra Khalnayak I didn’t even know she had plastic surgery done. To be honest, I think she still looks great. Even those I’ve always preferred natural beauty. But hey, if she’s happy about it then more power to her
^she looked like a beautiful 35-40 y/o woman, now she looks like a 30 y/o lizard. It ain't tragic but she basically sacrificed her own beauty to look younger (subjectively tbh, its debatable) Tbh I don't blaim her, most women her age that I know (working an office job... so I know A LOT) have an obsession with their age, after 30 its like they're in a state of constant panic and anxiety everytime anything age related gets mentioned, acting as if its their last days on earth while men are only starting to glow up, maturing 💀 western society is toxic as fuck to women when it comes to getting older IMO
She is. People diss cause they are jealous and they wanna bang her but she would rather bang other dudes and talk about it. People talk down on her for that but really they just wish they were the one she was interested lmao
i couldnt stop thinking about what might be going on inside its head. whilst they where talking about it. like talking behind a colleagues back but they are right next to you.
Whitney: "When I leave my phone somewhere and I realize I lost it, it's like an emotional.. it's like you lost your kid at the mall. It's part of us." That doesn't mean it's part of you. If you spend $600+ on a smartphone and you realize you lost it, of course you're going to freak out. It'd be like having $600 in your wallet and reacting emotionally to realizing your wallet is missing. Your wallet isn't "part of you"; it's losing something expensive that's alarming.
You are half right. What they are referring to is not something of monetary value but one of social value and self worth, and what that type of tech holds for us in the future. Whitney even spells it out for you as she talks about we need them to spell for us, guide us and so on. " We are so addicted to self righteous indignation ". Look it up, you may learn something, as your comment reflects your own self righteous indignation. Also interesting that you use a wallet as a comparison. I may be less worried about the cash and more worried about my ID, bank cards, credit cards, pictures ( for those that still may have photos in their wallet ), and whatever personal effects you may carry in there. A wallet can very much be a part of you depending on what it carries and how much importance you put on those items. Far more then a phone to some. Easy example would be if someone kept a dead parents dog tags in their wallet. But as I said you are half right, of coarse some people will be more concerned with the dollar value of the lost of left behind item then its contents or uses. Just not that simple in this case.
I think that's a bit reductive in terms of thinking, it goes beyond material value. Beyond the social and professional necessity of smartphones in our lives (reservations, geolocalization, calls, mail), we also inscribe an incredible amount of personal information on there, such as photos, our conversations, our credit/ID info, and in turn, it becomes an essential tool in our day to day workings, it wouldn't be too shocking to say that we can grow attached to these objects.
It’s in reference to one of her weak punchlines from her weak comedy special. So women are tired of being called honey and sweetie so she wants to be called bear claw..
@MrTrollsen it's impossible for humans to exist without any culture, the internet has its own different types of culture, probably more than in real life. Traditional culture is dying and moving onto the Internet
Whats funny is how there are robots that look absolutely real, you can not tell the difference. Just special effects and make up alone make props that are believable and Robotics is atleast 40 years ahead of what people are generally able to see.. The 40 years difference is very hard to actually have people wrap their heads around.
It makes more sense after seeing the Netflix special because before she brings out the robot, she does a bit about getting rid of most dessert nicknames for women like honey and cupcake but use more cool names instead, that is why her name is Bear Claw
Joe's only aspiration is to be a caveman/gorilla. He pretends to be so primal, but I cant imagine hed survive a month without all his TRT and Hollywood lifestyle amenities in TODAYS world. (as in he'd be a wreck, not as in he would actually die)
fiLthy it’s just the Botox. Women need to realize when it’s no longer subtle and try aging with a little grace.. Easier said than done I suppose. Still, it’s the Botox. My mom gets it and it’s becoming increasingly obvious with age
The only reason I panic when I loose my phone is because I think someone is looking through my stuff. I'm pretty good at not using my cellphone that much.
There was an episode of The Twilight Zone where a man was convicted of a crime and sentenced to live on an asteroid by himself. After a couple of years the man who brought him supplies every 3 months brought him a female robot. The convict was resistant to the idea at first but then began to fall in love with it. After some time had passed the delivery man came and told the convict his sentence had been repealed and he was going home, but there was only enough room on the ship for him and 15lbs of stuff. The convict was upset and ran to the robot with the delivery man chasing after him. Once they both made it to the robot the convict couldn't leave her so the delivery man shoots the robot in the face revealing her wires and metal. It ended with the convict reminding himself she was a machine and things would be better with time. This episode reminded me of that.
That robot is taking notes while Joe explains how the robot escapes in Ex Machina
Lol
It was already googling it
When he said it
I also call my girlfriend,
“the robot”. 🤨
*#lolz*
This might be true god damn it
*dont smoke weed and watch this episode*
Me: *more stoned than a Babylonian wall* Go on
I'm so high and confused right now.
@@Americansikkunt im lit as hell right now dawg
Im not fuckin kidding. I read this the exact time she said that. Got damn im freaking out. So high.
Lol sat back to watch this while I fired a joint
Weird scene man!
We finally see the face that says "the joe rogan experience"
So got super power 😅
Wait is that real
They used a different one for this intro
Yall have no ears
Dumb At's important update: this comment is a joke
Whitney: Don't you think the innocence kinda makes her hot?
Joe: (Thinking back on all the comedians who have fallen to underage sexual allegations) I'm not really into innocence.
funny because of how quick she ditched chris delia when his allegations happened...
HAAAAA........ exactly
@@thekclongboarder that tells you all you need to know
I dont get how Innocence is considered anything sexual anyway, if anything it would only mean some boring or awkward shit going down lol.
Ide totally prefer the absolute most possible opposite of Innocence, thats where the fun is 😆
@Brian Blanchard LMAO. true. its mostly guys who are terrible with women hoping for a girl who hasn't experienced sex with a chad probably. the more guys a girl has been with the more comparisons she has and thus satisfaction can drop
One of these days Joe is gonna be in his 70s interviewing a robot that’s telling him its experience with DMT
@Idiot Special - SaltyShrimp The possibly of the sealmly impossible... Just look back 200 years... A foot print, yet blown away by wind, created within one man's offspring.
N- Nothing is impossible for us
yes!
@@kaotichymnzz7625 Nothing is impossible.......except getting along with each other.
Cyborg Guest: All those memories will be lost in time like tears in the rain.
Bro Jogan: Wow. Anyways, have you ever been to the DMT realm?
@@kaotichymnzz7625 hey dummy, a robot whose brain is constructed completely differently, and from completely different materials than humans' is not going to be affected by the drugs that affect our brain. Nor is it going to be affected in the same way if at all
I love how Joe keeps addressing the robot constantly looking at her like he's including it into the conversation, so crazy
He smart. They may go easier on him, when Robot apocalypse happens
yeah, he wants to tap that.
it was more nervous looks. he was making sure it didn't become sentient and reach across the table to kill him
He knows the robot is listening and wants to see if it reacts to what he says.
People try to cancel him every other day now. So he's just trying to be polite lol
So some pro robot moron doesn't call him out, "Just because she's a robot doesn't mean she's not a person!"
We need Alex Jones robot next
I hear the prototypes overheat and explode way too often
Holy shut !
Eddie Bravo robot
Id fuck it
@@Werdxp not enough neck thickening coolant.
Joe "I'm not really into innocence" Rogan.
=im not a pedo
Joe "Henry looks like it has a dick in his mouth" Rogan
@@AXharoth damn my mind didnt think that. It thought he likes rough sex
So funny 🤣
Flesh lights ain’t shit
When Joe said "So its 94k worth of head"and Jamie laughed. I laughed my ass off :))
Those number sure a hell didn't add up. On a side note this lady has had so much plastic surgery. That it made the robot more believable by comparison.lol
time stamp?
Adrian Lazar Do you suppose she modeled the cooch to look like her own?
@@Chief2Moon nothing would surprise me 😅👍
@@vibora9509 5:15
*Robot looks at Joe*
Joe: It's not that I don't like robots....
Lol was he not measured as shit? Great point.
lol
Robot stares at joe like it is possessed by something beyond AI!!!!!!!
Looks like Whitney but doesn’t talk constantly....perrrrfect.
If I had this doll, i would beat it every day
You outta pocket.. but we all agree lmao
Gross...
@Josh D well that would be nice
@Josh D only on weekends
I’m a recovering addict and in rehab when they would take our phones for a month or 2 it was some of the clearest thinking I’ve ever done. Social Media is literally causing depression, bi polar and many other mental illnesses so I think the phone rehabs are totally a great idea. It really puts your life in perspective
Midwestern Buds yeah I have an addiction too I think. I stay on this fucking iPhone for 2-3 extra hours at night just looking at shit. Not getting quality sleep. I’m quitting now, putting it in my drawer and improving every nift
@@Pusfilth you lame asf 💯
Midwestern Buds as Joe Rogan said “get over it, pussies” 😂 I swear, I think it’s that way too many of you that can’t handle the internet the same way others can’t handle alcohol. You don’t need rehab to leave your phone at home or for erasing all apps.
And don’t give me that “it’s a disease” crap but I am happy you are here, like a junkie in an alley. You should go to greener pastures, my friend 😂
I'm sorry, but having to go to fucking "phone rehab" to get over your addiction to your phone... is more pathetic and depressing than the actual act of being addicted to your phone.
Good for you bro. Dont listen to these idiots. Be proud of yourself and keep spreading your message!
"I can take her wig off and show you all the servos and shit."
2:09
*Robot Blinks*
"Don't smoke weed and watch this video"
Joe Rogan: "too late"
Uncanny Vallery would have been a better name.
When your robot double looks less plastic than you do.
Nice copy from insta
Big bruhhhhhhh moment
So. True.
I wonder if she would get off watching a dude bang her robot..?
Hardly, you lot are sad haters
Wish Eddie Bravo was in the same podcast lmao
Yes! *X,D*
He would fucking flying triangle that thing.
աėšłęÿ I can picture him sitting there with his stoned mind blown expression
@@benjamindavis4130 you are an idiot
@@Android-dg5ri No u
I wish the camera included more little shots of the robot listening to them both converse.
You think the robot likes........................to watch?? Weird!!
@@robedmund9948 Whitney was talking about the robot it was giving her side eye so it would be interesting to see more of the robot while they talk....
@@robedmund9948 The robot has a camera installed in it of course it likes to watch!!!! That's how he learns human behaviour!
Jamie's "whaaaat?" at 10:02, summed up my reaction too.
AI’s will look back on this video and justify human annihilation.
Joe “Can This Robot Do DMT” Rogan
Anthony Astacio it’ll shortcircuit or become Godlike
Joe : Does it smoke weed ? and could we possibly put it on trt?
Damn it...you beat me to it!
😂
Lmao 😂😂
Joe: People are watching this thinking "what in the fuck is going on?".
My thoughts exactly. Lol
@Ivan Espinal Correct.
*#lolz*
10 bucks says joe paid whitney to leave that doll behind for the night
LOL
I wouldz
Just imagine like 20yrs. from now... Some creep has a secret robot doll of his co worker at his apartment. Lol.
SAMUELFISH+ 20 YEARS FROM NOW, HA....I GOT TWO OF THEM RIGHT NOW, ONE IS ASIAN AND THE OTHER IS A BLONDE, BOTH ARE MY COWORKERS.....I GOT THEM TO SAY, YES MASTER.....IT WORKS FOR BOTH PARTIES
lee lunk
Lol
5:17 Young Jamie was thinking of something else 😂😂
what whitney said about anthropomorphizing her is soooo true. i was already starting to feel bad for the doll because they were making fun of her until i caught myself 💀 this is why the robots are gonna fucking take us over one day. we'll give them human rights and shit...
Kyle reese gonna bust in through the door and roundhouse kick that
Robot....lol
xD
Winning comment 😂
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick Kyle Reese
😂😂😂🤪🤪. “Come with me if you want to live.”
Kyle would just say, there's another... Remember he said to Sarah... "The first one's had rubber skin, we spotted them easy.."
Holy shit! Just looked them up, the things are over 6.5k! Cheaper than a wife/girlfriend still, but dang man...
That's like a decade of 3rd world hookers
Might have to start the pro vs cons
xD
beating off is even cheaper
@Timemaster f no you cant
“Her name’s Bear Claw.”
* *awkward silence* *
It makes more sense after seeing the Netflix special because before she brings out the robot, she does a bit about getting rid of most dessert nicknames for women like honey and cupcake but use more cool names instead, that is why her name is Bear Claw
Wop wop wop
@@ArgonTheAware -- Still not funny or smart or anything. Just nothing. Pointless.
@@jondunmore4268 I bet that is what your real doll says about you also ua-cam.com/video/Ukok0oeIFoQ/v-deo.html
@@jondunmore4268 Luckily your comment was both funny and smart. Good boy
Whitney: 0:49 “Do not smoke weed and watch this episode”
Me: 😱 to late!!!
She was talking about "Uncanny Valley" and there's a lot more to it than just Pathogen Avoidance.
That thing is sitting there like a Mass Effect Andromeda create a character come to life. Those facial animations are SUPER authentic.
its a work in progress and its alrdy impressive
@@AXharoth sounds like you need a hug bro
@@AXharoth understanding concepts like sarcasm and humor seem like a FAR easier task than "replicating the human facial movements".....But then again YOU seem to have a problem with that so....
mb @@adamterry6383
Tip: Don't bring up Ex Machina, that's a soft spot for Joe.
Joe drops his head and sighs... "But Exmachina was so beautiful."
plot twist: the real Whitney Cummings is on the left, the AI robot is talking with Joe.
w-t-f has Whitney Cummings done to herself? She looks like a 30 year old lizard.
Just WOW.
Imagine if she never did any plastic surgeries.. she would still be beautiful
Vipra Khalnayak I didn’t even know she had plastic surgery done. To be honest, I think she still looks great. Even those I’ve always preferred natural beauty. But hey, if she’s happy about it then more power to her
^she looked like a beautiful 35-40 y/o woman, now she looks like a 30 y/o lizard. It ain't tragic but she basically sacrificed her own beauty to look younger (subjectively tbh, its debatable) Tbh I don't blaim her, most women her age that I know (working an office job... so I know A LOT) have an obsession with their age, after 30 its like they're in a state of constant panic and anxiety everytime anything age related gets mentioned, acting as if its their last days on earth while men are only starting to glow up, maturing 💀 western society is toxic as fuck to women when it comes to getting older IMO
"We're electronic caterpillars spinning cocoons that will give birth to something else". Dang, Joe, that's good stuff.
Read this just as he said it... High!
Plot Twist: Girl closest to Joe turns out to be the robot.
Joe already forgot his interview with Dr. Ben Goertzel, creator of Sophia robot
Right I was like come on joe wtf
He needs a neurolink asap
Oh he remembered. He was just stoned and forgot at that time.
How do you forget ben saying that ex machina copied them
Joe Joe Joe ! I can be so depressed and listen to you and it never fails. I get cheered up with your take on life ! Thank You !!
How does the robot have a more natural complexion than Whitney
no
Cyberdyne systems model 101.
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
See my comment
Lack of blood flow,
5:19 for Jamie's single laugh at Joe's dumb head joke. HA
Yet it's funnier than anything she's ever said. Her comedy is baaaad
10:28
the face joe makes when looking up naughty shit
My favorite part is that Joe doesn't remember he had the chief scientist for Sophia's AI on the podcast, Ben Goerzel.
Sheersh
Why’s everyone dissing on this woman? She seems down to earth and cool
She is. People diss cause they are jealous and they wanna bang her but she would rather bang other dudes and talk about it. People talk down on her for that but really they just wish they were the one she was interested lmao
Have you seen her special? Tell me you laughed
If you can listen for an hour and say to yourself damn she's not annoying, I'd be super impressed
@@hansyali_ nope
People hate because its the easiest thing, noone wants to work hard or expose themselves in the world
You guys do realize the ai part of that robot is listening saving and learning right?
i couldnt stop thinking about what might be going on inside its head. whilst they where talking about it. like talking behind a colleagues back but they are right next to you.
@@MrPsykojoe Probably not inside its head. More likely, networked.
Joe gave it some really deep information about the human race
Yup that's the creepy part of this it would of recorded and analyzed everything
You realize that happens anyway right? Robot or not, everything you say is listened to and saved
"Do not smoke weed and watch this episode"
Me: 👁👄👁
Whitney: "When I leave my phone somewhere and I realize I lost it, it's like an emotional.. it's like you lost your kid at the mall. It's part of us."
That doesn't mean it's part of you. If you spend $600+ on a smartphone and you realize you lost it, of course you're going to freak out. It'd be like having $600 in your wallet and reacting emotionally to realizing your wallet is missing. Your wallet isn't "part of you"; it's losing something expensive that's alarming.
You are half right. What they are referring to is not something of monetary value but one of social value and self worth, and what that type of tech holds for us in the future. Whitney even spells it out for you as she talks about we need them to spell for us, guide us and so on. " We are so addicted to self righteous indignation ". Look it up, you may learn something, as your comment reflects your own self righteous indignation. Also interesting that you use a wallet as a comparison. I may be less worried about the cash and more worried about my ID, bank cards, credit cards, pictures ( for those that still may have photos in their wallet ), and whatever personal effects you may carry in there. A wallet can very much be a part of you depending on what it carries and how much importance you put on those items. Far more then a phone to some. Easy example would be if someone kept a dead parents dog tags in their wallet. But as I said you are half right, of coarse some people will be more concerned with the dollar value of the lost of left behind item then its contents or uses. Just not that simple in this case.
They are both very affluent. $600 doesn't mean anything.
@@killergoldfish117 still, there is a lot of data to be lost that is worth way more than just the phone
I think that's a bit reductive in terms of thinking, it goes beyond material value. Beyond the social and professional necessity of smartphones in our lives (reservations, geolocalization, calls, mail), we also inscribe an incredible amount of personal information on there, such as photos, our conversations, our credit/ID info, and in turn, it becomes an essential tool in our day to day workings, it wouldn't be too shocking to say that we can grow attached to these objects.
Gilles De Rais Hmmm, how reductive as well.
Joe should get Sophia the human robot on the podcast 😂
he alrdy had her owner so prob wouldn't be hard to make it happen
GongsunXin do you know what the owners name or podcast number was?
Hilarious
*
@@noeleenbatchelor3736 Dr Ben Goertzel
Joe: So the head is $94,000
Whitney: Nooo its way more than that.................. $30,000 😅😅😅
Think she means just for the face not the Tech.
I love it when she comes on the show, they always talk about interesting stuff
She has a great sense of humor
The eye blinks are so spooky.
I love when Whitney gives us lessons on biology and human studies. It's more interesting coming from her!
7:19 She's acting a bit 'robotic' herself there. LOL!
The robot looks more natural than Whitney cummings
"Of course I can say that. Hi". So she claps back.
Shit I’m smoking this episode after watching this weed.
Her name's bear claw... Woah
Quite a step up from camel toe lmao
1018070 104170269 lmao 😂 👍
🔥
It’s in reference to one of her weak punchlines from her weak comedy special. So women are tired of being called honey and sweetie so she wants to be called bear claw..
5:40 joe: look she gives you side eye
5:43 joe: its weirdddddd
More cellphones ,more robots,more fake less real , ladies and gentlemen welcome to 2020
Scary stuff
Don't forget to mix in the words "creepy" and "amazing!" into every other sentence.
@MrTrollsen it's impossible for humans to exist without any culture, the internet has its own different types of culture, probably more than in real life. Traditional culture is dying and moving onto the Internet
When Joe is talking about a future AI threat he keeps side eyeing the robot lol. Nice to put a face with a name.
You know Joe wants to borrow the doll for a week, you know... for Jujitsu practice.
That thing is creepy and off-putting.
Interesting robot toy though.
Wow.....the doppelganger looks ALOT better than the original lol. Where can i order one? I want that doppelganger NOW!!!
Doppler Booty
More natural too. Less plastic.
On what planet homie
@@groovegnome earf
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS GIVE ME THE DOCUMENTS
Joe “the Whoa” Rogan 😂
Good one
Whats funny is how there are robots that look absolutely real, you can not tell the difference. Just special effects and make up alone make props that are believable and Robotics is atleast 40 years ahead of what people are generally able to see.. The 40 years difference is very hard to actually have people wrap their heads around.
I have gotten much better on my phone.. What has helped is I remember the 80's It was MUCH better. Love Whitney !!
Nobody :
Joe : "I have a bit about it"
Henry looks like a character from Team America
Hey Joe, I dont think this robot fully understands how edibles are metabolized by the liver. You might want to chime in on that.
0:55 “don’t smoke weed before watching this video”
Me before this video: smoked
@Jamie Ramsay what, do you not believe this dude smoked weed before watching? Whys that so hard to believe
"$94,000 worth of head" 🤣🤣
Wait, so much plastic, which one is the robot?
Those cheekbones
@@TheBiggerDavo Those Lips look like Jack Nicholson as the Joker lips Look into it!
Underrated comment lol
She looks like straight up fish
@@eaglehorse3323 I think she's hot. Fight me.
This episode would have been perfect for Eddie to walk in.....
Jack Berry most underrated comment....
I'd like Eddie and Tony Ferguson to see that robot so Tony Ferguson could challenge it in a fight.
"Her name is Bear Claw." Had to turn my head to avoid doing a spit take into the screen.
Everyone should name their robotic doppelgänger Bear Claw.
It makes more sense after seeing the Netflix special because before she brings out the robot, she does a bit about getting rid of most dessert nicknames for women like honey and cupcake but use more cool names instead, that is why her name is Bear Claw
@@ArgonTheAware bear claw is an ice cream flavor though, i guess i would have to see the joke to get it, cause you clearly didn't
Joe to Robot in the future: “When your mom was younger she was Hot”
Can't tell which of them look more plastic.
fuck man I was going to say that also
The robot is only plastic on the outside.
The whomon one
Joe “Australopithecus” Rogan :)
Joe's explanation for why he doesn't like AI is based on his feeling that cavemen wouldn't like Teslas...
Joe's only aspiration is to be a caveman/gorilla. He pretends to be so primal, but I cant imagine hed survive a month without all his TRT and Hollywood lifestyle amenities in TODAYS world. (as in he'd be a wreck, not as in he would actually die)
Killinqsworth to function properly, Joe needs TRT, HGH, Elk meat, weed, sauna, cryo chamber, gym in his house, ergonomic chairs, and archery
@@Derek_Keenan and kettlebells, lots of kettlebells...
5:40 *Terminator theme intensifies*
Whitney is so adorable.
I know what this robot will be used for: The Cummings 2000
Her: don't watch this one high
Me: pauses video and smokes joint. Plays video.
AK33M weird flex
Very cool AK33M
Whitney's entire face looks like it had a skin transplant, and Rogan's gleaming bald head was the donor
Lmao
Lmao
lmaO
lMao
fiLthy it’s just the Botox. Women need to realize when it’s no longer subtle and try aging with a little grace.. Easier said than done I suppose. Still, it’s the Botox. My mom gets it and it’s becoming increasingly obvious with age
The only reason I panic when I loose my phone is because I think someone is looking through my stuff. I'm pretty good at not using my cellphone that much.
Exactly... I care about my stuff. Fuk the phone n social media.
Bear claw is Apache for
"Clitoris like bricklayers thumb"
What Whitney is talking about is the "uncanny valley".
Don’t smoke weed while you watch.
*too late this blunt is good
That damn robot is hotter than her 😂
Well, I mean... She isn't hot at all, so being hotter isn't really an accomplishment.
@@DLKnightstick1989 she used to be pretty decent. She aged like a banana though
They age like spoiled milk
Weirdo
Joe "had Dr. Ben Goertzel on for an ENTIRE episode" Rogan
Whitney - "You know who Sophia the robot is?"
Joe - "No I'm not aware of this"
Wow...
There may be things we don't agree with but I have to say that you are very real. 👍
The robot looks 15 years younger than her. Lol
This whole conversation has my brain on overload...
We have O'Henry bars here in Canada. Always have since I can remember. They're very good.
Lmao they actually have a headset on it.. smh
Joe Rogan Experience becomes Human
There was an episode of The Twilight Zone where a man was convicted of a crime and sentenced to live on an asteroid by himself.
After a couple of years the man who brought him supplies every 3 months brought him a female robot.
The convict was resistant to the idea at first but then began to fall in love with it.
After some time had passed the delivery man came and told the convict his sentence had been repealed and he was going home, but there was only enough room on the ship for him and 15lbs of stuff.
The convict was upset and ran to the robot with the delivery man chasing after him. Once they both made it to the robot the convict couldn't leave her so the delivery man shoots the robot in the face revealing her wires and metal.
It ended with the convict reminding himself she was a machine and things would be better with time.
This episode reminded me of that.
I guess this officially makes us obsolete.
Good riddance.
(Lol jk couldnt pass that up, chicks rock)
No, you are still relevant in my book. Only if you look like that picture tho
no real pussy is still better
Ксения Ковалевская Not for a saved man in Christ.
And not if you are in Christ yourself and have a living and loving personality
Bobby E why are these disgusting people like you?
Do not smoke weed and watch
*turns on torch
Detroit Becom Human
Oh my God
JOE LIKES THE WAY THE ROBOT SQUINTS AT HIM!😅😉💓💓💓💓💓
The creepiest bit is how her eyelids are not synchronised. That disturbs me more than her weird smile...
mati Yeah same, but what do you think about the robot next to her?
@@goodnamestaken I thought they were both robots. Just different versions.