Dumb Ways to Blind (cute laser safety video)
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- This video, "Dumb Ways to Blind", features happy creatures who suffer unfortunate outcomes when they misuse laser pointers. It was done in the style of "Dumb Ways to Die", a Nov. 2012 Metro Trains safety video that went viral with over 84 million views as of July 2014.
This video was done privately -- not by any government or official agency. I am posting it to help spread general awareness of laser safety tips (e.g., don't do what the cute creatures do!). Hopefully it will reach a different audience than more conventional FAA and FBI public safety videos.
Here are the lyrics:
Find a plane or a chopper in flight; blind the pilot with your laser light.
It's not a joke, it's a serious crime; you could go to jail for a very long time.
[Chorus: Dumb ways to blind, so many dumb ways to blind, dumb ways to blind, so many dumb ways to blind.]
Point a mirror for a laser reflection; shine a blue beam with no eye protection.
Blind the goalie of the other team; stare directly into a laser beam.
[Chorus]
Shine your pointer at a disco ball; watch the beams spin all around the dance hall; hitting dancers' eyes, they will scream and yell; and you might get to dance in a dingy prison cell.
[Chorus]
Point at people while they drive; give kids a laser, leave them unsupervised.
Aim your pointer at an officer's chest; get shot at or put under arrest.
[Chorus]
Use a laser beam to pop your pimples; shine it on your skin to make new dimples.
Invite all your friends to try some laser tattooing; smell and feel the skin and wonder what you were doing.
Two good eyes is better than one; be stupid with lasers you could end up with none.
[Chorus and fade out]
1:58 I like how the little kid's tears are animated the same way as the blood of the guy who head is eaten off by a grizzly bear in the original DWTD. It's recolored into blue because it's supposed to be tears instead of blood.
Yan has tv to
You mean Hapless?
His name is Hapless
Hapless
this is somehow sadder than the original song, at least that one had them smiling most of the time.
Be safe around lasers.
TheSarahkitten42 a message from metro
TheSarahkitten42 hh
TheSarahkitten42
A message from Metro
Bubble Mubble p.s be safe around trains
Be safe around lasers - a message from the person who made this video
All getting blind:
Me: nah
The baby getting blind:
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO
Hiiiiiiiiii
Thanks for the suggestions! I didn't think i could have so much different scenarios now! MORE FUNN
“Stare into the sun for 20 whole minutes as the beams blind your eyes”
3
2:28 YUUUUUUUCK THIS ONE IS HORRIBLE >0< !!!
2:36 dat face doe
Lolol
Lol
2:44
as a kid: this is funny
older you: wow this is actually true and how Blind people are
0:59 that's an animation sins felony
I don't see it :/
What is?
I kinda want to shine a laser pointer at a disco ball now...
Ikr
Tom Robinson THEN RUN RIGHT OUT. #NOREGRETS
Ok?????
Tom Robinson didn't you here what the song said you could go to jail for a very long time
Tom Robinson same XD
0:23 aww so cute the blue one looks he is doing theXD face haha so cute awww
:’( that’s what he’s doing
@@alexbird9974 no?
Wdym?
That is false for me soleil
I like how the dad dude was just laying there the entire time.
0:56
2:45
He’s dead
How did that blue guy lasered the pilot up in the sky 0:16
I dont know
He has 'zoom and enhance' powers
how about stupid things to find /sad ways to die / happy ways to die/ angry ways to die / disgusting things to eat / dumb things to be scared of
Marcella Begley yeah and also smart ways to live! No one ever done that!
Bruh
@@as_paradise maccabeats:
Patrick... I want to take this time to tell you how much I love you. I have never laughed so hard in my life. This is beautiful!
Felyx --
Thanks, though I just posted the video. Somebody sent it to me and I just posted it publicly here on UA-cam. I can't take any credit (or blame!) for the content.
Now this just makes makes me wanna shine a laser pointer at a disco
1:20
1:45 ford roll
2:36 dark green bean: ah it burns
Me:well it serves you right for using laser as a joke
*video plays* :me *clicks off*
Why did you comment then
i know this is a " safety video" but honestly i cant stop laughing at 0:22,0:56 and 1:27.
2:45
But blinding people with laser lights is not a joke, it’s a serious crime
You could go to jail for a very long time
Great work Patrick! I loved it! Earned a Subscriber. DO MOREEE
I want to listen to this everyday, and make my version vid out of it
Me too
1:31 LOL
0:23 Lol XD
0:56
2:45
2:11
thank you for making this age appropriate! me and my younger siblings love to watch this stuff
It's not
1:57 it's crying with mouth
i dont know why this comment made me laugh as hard as it did
@@MaxIThink same _l o l_
Yeah what teh heck
"cute laser safety video"
*shows a policeman shooting someone at **1:59*
Ikr lol
SO TRUE LOL
#NOTCUTE
As long as you stand still, blue lasers won't hurt you
I get now why pirates have eyepatches
you forgot look into the sun for 5 minutes
+Rayz9989 Wait... you're not supposed to do that?
Yeah
+Hudson Tyler You'll be blinded...
Rayz9989: if i do another video like this
I'll add that
oh shit I forgot about that
Something that is supposed to be a laser safety video is now one of my favorite videos
This was a video about CUTTING lasers not the toy one.
Toy one makes your eye blind too
@@josephleebob3828 some of them
Cutting? Oh holy fri-
at 1:58 it’s a toy
still bright colored toy lasers can be distracting and still be a hazard
I approve this message.
Looks like everybody is dying cuz of their partners eyes 1:17
The funniest is that in some eyes surgery, we use lasers to ameliorate the vision.
What about staring directly into an eclipse?
Hence "Dumb Ways to Blind" :D
Or the sun
Or stick knifes in your eyes
This is about lasers.
Good job Wyatt Payne! I’ll give you all my money (not to get your hopes up because I only have $17)
2:00 was over saturated
2:45
1:00
Well... I haven't hear of a laser that can do such bad physical damage to someone to the point where they can give themselves burning, bleeding flesh tattoos that were given out to the public like that, but I would be surprised if there are stupid people for doing any of that.
0:22 he is so cute UwU I love his crying
Dafuq
brb getting a disco ball and laser pointer!
Don’t do that or u go to jail
its a joke
NOOOO
@Ann Queen Dela Cruz gracias por enseñarle a tu bebé a chatear (la peor forma para UA-cam)
Me Then I have 1 eye: 2:45
This is a really good video.
0:54 + 1:25
uh, its a little scary
how is it scary.
Its creepy
I live that song
I love that song
its just plain creepy. like the whole lazer thing
*Dumb Ways to Die has entered the chat*
Verse 1:bungle,numpty
Verse 2:ninny,doomed,mr chips,clod
Verse 3:mishap,agency dunce
Verse 4:boothy,dippy(baby),doofus(peanut shaphed)
Verse 5:milivle,botch,dunce
I can imagine a teacher playing this
Suzy The Hedgehog they actually did that in my school
@@nickel3143 :O
@@nickel3143 :0
:○
@@nickel3143 whhhat how i want that >:(
I dont know why the goalie is being fit up and inflating down.
Balloon
Toooooolog
Dumb Ways To Die Mix Up
same
2:42
This is the cutest video ever I completely agree with that amazing title
Teo and motion
How is this cute in any way?
OminousYT r/woooosh
@@Penguinloverz37 r/ihavereddit
I dont find this cute because I'm legally blind
People with glasses: i can ignore the red beam
what I think the characters are:
Bungle/pilot
Numpty/in jail
Ninny/ laser eye
Doomed/ laser body
Calamity/bendy and squishy
Pillock/with an eyepatch
Mishap/ with jail thing
Dunce/wrote “Tattoo” on his chest
Botch/ with pimples
Stumble/as a baby
also there’s another “Ninny” that is apparently dead
it’s in the bottom right
I meant left
Warning:Never try to tattoo a friend, or they're skin is going to burn,I did this to my friend and I almost killed them...😥
Acontece diariamente em São Paulo, já foi até tema de reportagem local.
Honestly, I would love to put on an event where everyone was given eye protection and laser pointers were pointed at a disco ball.
Just use cheap and weak pointers
Lol I wanna murder all my class mates soooooooo some one get Me a laser pointer and a disco ball
@@ilikeoreoslol3287 how about no
Plot Twist: The purple dude is still screaming to this day..
I
Do not like
I love the bleeding guy in the corner just dying
NC_YH I agree
The fact that the goalie is turning fat every time he bends down-
The goalie keeps changing body shape like you never thought a bean would!
2:06 HECK NO!
love you singing
There's a reason there are two pilots on a plane also it's really unlikely to that you own a laser powerful enough to take a commercial aircraft
I got one:
1.Go to the beach
2.Find a great white shark
3.Mess around with the great white shark
4.Keep messing around
5.Die
6.Success!
I’m gonna have nightmares for years after this 😭
It’s 2018 u must really scard since 11 month
Yeah, how is it “cute”
HOW IS THIS CUTE???!!!!!
Deianarra Swearman agree with you
The pilot he’s dancing cute
Deianarra Swearman isn't dumb ways to die cute coz this is basically the same thing
いしはう!
Cute? If I saw this in school in about second or first grade I would cry
Yup trueeeeeeeee
same
D
midgets that young need to know this
I know I’m tramatized
First i thought that it was just a silly game and the clip was older than game. A few more seconds and I would die because of the headphones
This teaching people not to mess around with lasers or light or beams
0:23 NOOOOO!!! XD
So they call me crazy
Foxinthewoods 75 my sis was going to type it but u did
hey crazy how do you like it i don't like it
How is this cute. Their is blood. Blood just breaks cuteness
Chicken King t
B rye ikr there not even lasers that can kill u yet! And laser are just a toy
The strongest laser? Dude perfect!
Ikr
* there
wait pointing a laser at an officers chest isn't blinding anyone
Never play lasers into your eye.
awesome thank you so much for the video I like this video
it says cute later safety video but I find it not cute
Actually it's pretty bloody
+Abigail Callister I think they meant either cut, or cutter. Or laser, but not a laser pointer.
+SlaveDash Ok
+SlaveDash I'm pretty sure they meant sweet cute
XD
I find it not cute too
Pocket-sized lasers can't bun your skin like that
Anonymus Anonymus There are some that can. And they cost less than $100.
аааап
Fett
Pacman
Nice picture, Gucci gang! Jk
I stared directly in a laser beam.I needed glasses before that thought...
I love how that orange guy (the one that got shot 3 times.) is just bleeding out in the background.
Ĺpl
At a moment it sounds like “dumb ways to clind”
I remember practicing the lyrics and trying to sing in sync-...
2:36 ;-;
Reflecting a laser into a disco ball can't imprison you. I did it.
*Sees the disco one.*
At least nobody was epileptic or else there’d be break-dancing BEFORE the lasers.
(Okay that was a messed up joke to anyone who has epilepsy I am sorry, I am an evil twisted person.)
@@popette1313 Yay thank you! :D
Edit!: The joke was actually inspired and slightly taken from a friend of mine :D
This is fine I don't get why you have so many haters though
Me neither.
I’m hella confused about it but it’s cool I guess?
Ok
0:00-0:09 this calmed me down
2:46
What about the solar eclipse when you look directly to your eyes you can get blind
this video is old
Never play with lasers because there are only four cats if they want to play
this should be called how to make a horrible youtube video
Worst. Opinion. EVER.
Jun Hong no, its just chuck testa
Hugo Rafael Barreto /
But still, great video I love it 2nd favourite DWTD animation
So much for babys
Toy boy 54 OMG DID YOU SAY THE F WORD SO MAYBE CH FOR YOU
Wat da flick did you say
And so much for spelling
This gave me nightmares of being blind
You can get arrested by shining a laser light at a cop!?!?
It says "cute laser safe video". NONE OF THIS IS CUTE!!
the only thing is cute is there faces
IT IS CUTE
This makes no sense it just sucks
i hear ya
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+Amy Roe how is it s?
not watch it then
Mkay
I don't think the cuts on the purple guy's body would have been prevented by eye protection
Yes hahaha
2:04 ah yes, ''cute laser safety video''
This is about *cutting lasers* ones that are for *surgeries* , not the ones you use for your cat to chase
This simple: don't ever play with lasers.
Some (or two) of the things doesn't envolve "blindness by lasers"...
We're is the cuteness in that?😾
Yea
lol ikr
The pilot can fly that question to school
Yeah youre so right not cute
lol the disco ball with lasers reminds me of Warframe's Mirage's 4th ability
6 years later
i still don't know what i was doing