@@goomer26491 doesnt really matter tho, cause everyone has the same chance of getting either terrible items or god tier items, and some items are great setup for other items (simplest example i could come up with on the spot is spear with really any heavy hitting melee like sink or boulder)
Ignore all the long comments about how to play the game “properly” just figure out the mechanics and weapons as you play, that’s how I learned back in 2021
Some item asylum weapons *require* you to face your character towards the enemy player/jgn/boss Here are some tips if you wanna play it again Tip 1: use shiftlock Tip 2: use a private server to learn what the weapons do, don't worry private servers are free Tip 3: some weapons require you to hold down the button and have abilities in the bottom left corner Tip 4: some kit's in kit gamemode are really op despite them being green rarity, also purple and yellow are the best kits Tip 5: some weapons can stunlock people like sugarcoat and cane watch out for those Tip 6: bosses come in different variety like matter deals status effects, man of nature has enemies that stunlock you, 10hourburstman hides in the shadows best to circle around him when he attacks (he has a phase 2 btw but your damage doubles against him), clayman you need to parry his ball attack then kill his minions afterwards so he does the ball attack again to attack him, and some other bosses are JUST PURE CRAP. Tip 7: There are items that can instantly kill a person like bat but with a condition that the person has furry tag, xd or magic emote equipped. there are other instant kill weapons which were used on you in tower control gamemode the last part of this video that is called death note, there are other instant kill weapons (i'll list em here) bobm instant kills any player under 250 hp, tsar bobm does 2500 damage, moon (only available on kit) does 500 damage, and plan does the same damage as moon but is slower and just sucks (your lucky if you actually land this thing). Tip 8: weapons like legion kata, hero blade, and kanabo can parry attacks if you time it right, kanabo can stun michael p with parry you don't need to time it just get in range and use parry, legion kata and hero blade can infinitely wall combo a person if you consistently hit them into the wall, hero blade has different color variations which indicate which ability you get, go search it up on google cause i'm too lazy to explain what each one does. Tip 9: Some weapons require wait time to use like the light machine gun you got it needs a second to charge then fire. Tip 10: there's a thing called BIRD UP where someone needs either torch or lamp, another with judge or judgement, and the last one with there's a bird on his head and then you bird up where you become very powerful and get twilight but with an extra ability (kit twilight only has peace for all) since it wasn't a bird up version of it) the ability depends on what you had so for torch/lamp = brilliant eyes, judge/judgement = tilted scale, and punishment for bird on his head. I'm not gonna explain anymore SINCE THIS COMMENT IS TOO LONG ALREADY and Good Luck.
welcome to the asylum Blorp, enjoy the chaos :D (no but in all seriousness, this game is 70% luck based and 30% skill. *LITERALLY EVERY ROLL is pre-determined!*) ✰ - with each mode, the variables change but not often. When you do get good items, utilize them as much as possible during really any mode, though not all. ✰ use shiftlock for ranged and melee weapons to ensure it hits your opponents/enemies. ✰ - there are terms known as midroll and godroll, as a Asylumer myself, I’ll be glad to explain! MIDROLL is when you have possibly one of the worst load-outs of all time, usually not getting you anywhere as far as kills go. but a GODROLL is the best load-out possible you can get: with the most fantastic weapons and items! ✰ - never expect to win all the time, as some items or aspects of the game can be completely rigged at times. so at that point, re-roll if necessary. ✰ - there are specific modes and things to take note of: JGN, BOSS, and lastly TC. ❍ - JGN is like fighting against a more advanced class or mini-boss if you will. There is a small chance (depending upon how many players) of you being the Juggernaut. Each class has a different play-style ofc and be SURE to re-roll when you get basically useless or practically powerless items of any kind to fight. (It’ll save you, but usually you’ll get decent weapons and items.) ❍ - BOSS is just unique boss fights. Kinda literally says it in its name. Each boss has a different move-set and you have a set amount of lives. You’ll have to get good items though and hope RNGesus spares you from the worst luck imaginable. ❍ - TC (or Tower Control) is basically a team-based mode heavily inspired from TF2. Each person can select and assign themselves a class, most common ones being Melee, Ranged, and Support. Every person serves a specific role in their respective team… so be sure you do your job well as that class. Beware of certain weapons though, like Smile, Da Capo, and Lilynette. All these items mentioned below will literally screw your team over if you don’t do anything about them. Last thing is to defend and capture the statue well… otherwise YOU WILL lose and get no points whatsoever unless you killed somebody in the process. Anyway that’s all I got for now!
as an item asylum player this video gave me mental anguish so bad i'm feeling actual pain. i know it's unreasonable to expect a new player to know that much about a new game but the brimstone moment at 4:24 is actually just killing me.
ia is a chaotic but fun game where anything can happen with the power of rng, from a trio of people doing a ritual to hold the power of apocalypse birds to then get knocked out by a pebble being thrown by a man named “skibidi_rizzler” to turning a aple to a death note to kill that 15 killstreak guy in “ffa_longplate” with apc
im sorry but as someone whos played a lot of item asylum that gameplay was horrid. i recommend you turn on hitbox debug in settings, might help you learn how to connect your melee attacks. i also recommend making a private server to test out the items since theyre free
the brimstone moment actually had me crashing out bro. calling such a great "get off me" tool useless simply because you miscalculated the duration and length of the attack is actually insane
lets be honest, without outside interference (lets say you're on console or smth) most evolved weapons are just straight up never going to appear in a noob's inventory outside of kit or fortnite card. for most new players smile will forever be just a very weak weapon.
Item Asylum is crazy, but i love the game... also i have suggestion SLAP BATTLES by Tencelll cuz its kinda goofy ngl, also click E to use the abilites if you do play Slap battles, Passive gloves have abilites when you slap someone so you cant press E to use em!
i mean he called brimstone useless like 5 seconds after using it and missing both shots and wondering why the fading effects wont hit, i'd entirely call that a skill issue.
honestly though, it's pretty obvious that the attack was ending i'm sure most people could figure that out after using the weapon twice. his thought process: -use attack (not even facing anyone at the moment but this can be excused as getting the feel for the weapon -turn around to try and attack someone who is decently far from him -brimstone clearly shrinks and the audio for it ends, indicating the end of the attack -run into player doing absolutely nothing - "why doesnt it damage him?" like buddy, because you didnt hit him.
Item Asylum fell off after all the Game Mode bloat (Like seriously why would you add murder mystery? And zombies is just L4D2 mixed with TF2's zombies, which is painfully mid)
Good day when Blorp Uploads!
no way is that schelp???
Woah!
I Agree with you Maliboomer..
hi schlep
the "really REALLY new player" experience of item asylum summarized in a single video
then they'll proceed to never play the game again because it's "super bad" or they'll get addicted for the next few weeks.
@@Symbyll they only have 2 ways after joining Item Asylum leave and never to be seen again or stucked...forever...in the item aslyum
@@ILOVEMAVOL and become tryhard like me
There is the very, astronomically low chance, they become a casual player, who just plays a few times a week. A true casual.
ye item asylum has everyone spawn in with random weapons so its not always gonna be good, but it can be good depending on the game mode.
Item asylum is awfully unbalanced
@@goomer26491basically what makes it chaotic
@@goomer26491and that's the entire point of it!!!
@@goomer26491isn’t that the whole point though?
@@goomer26491 doesnt really matter tho, cause everyone has the same chance of getting either terrible items or god tier items, and some items are great setup for other items (simplest example i could come up with on the spot is spear with really any heavy hitting melee like sink or boulder)
Item Asylum can't make you rage quit, unless it's perfect run
What's a perfect run
@@Sillyboy9000 beating a boss without losing a live
If you win you get a reward
me after getting zombie 8 times ina row:
Would you ragequit if you were targeted by the whole server, resulting in a soft lock and being unable to play the game?
Ignore all the long comments about how to play the game “properly” just figure out the mechanics and weapons as you play, that’s how I learned back in 2021
Some item asylum weapons *require* you to face your character towards the enemy player/jgn/boss
Here are some tips if you wanna play it again
Tip 1: use shiftlock
Tip 2: use a private server to learn what the weapons do, don't worry private servers are free
Tip 3: some weapons require you to hold down the button and have abilities in the bottom left corner
Tip 4: some kit's in kit gamemode are really op despite them being green rarity, also purple and yellow are the best kits
Tip 5: some weapons can stunlock people like sugarcoat and cane watch out for those
Tip 6: bosses come in different variety like matter deals status effects, man of nature has enemies that stunlock you, 10hourburstman hides in the shadows best to circle around him when he attacks (he has a phase 2 btw but your damage doubles against him), clayman you need to parry his ball attack then kill his minions afterwards so he does the ball attack again to attack him, and some other bosses are JUST PURE CRAP.
Tip 7: There are items that can instantly kill a person like bat but with a condition that the person has furry tag, xd or magic emote equipped. there are other instant kill weapons which were used on you in tower control gamemode the last part of this video that is called death note, there are other instant kill weapons (i'll list em here) bobm instant kills any player under 250 hp, tsar bobm does 2500 damage, moon (only available on kit) does 500 damage, and plan does the same damage as moon but is slower and just sucks (your lucky if you actually land this thing).
Tip 8: weapons like legion kata, hero blade, and kanabo can parry attacks if you time it right, kanabo can stun michael p with parry you don't need to time it just get in range and use parry, legion kata and hero blade can infinitely wall combo a person if you consistently hit them into the wall, hero blade has different color variations which indicate which ability you get, go search it up on google cause i'm too lazy to explain what each one does.
Tip 9: Some weapons require wait time to use like the light machine gun you got it needs a second to charge then fire.
Tip 10: there's a thing called BIRD UP where someone needs either torch or lamp, another with judge or judgement, and the last one with there's a bird on his head and then you bird up where you become very powerful and get twilight but with an extra ability (kit twilight only has peace for all) since it wasn't a bird up version of it) the ability depends on what you had so for torch/lamp = brilliant eyes, judge/judgement = tilted scale, and punishment for bird on his head. I'm not gonna explain anymore SINCE THIS COMMENT IS TOO LONG ALREADY and Good Luck.
I'm not reading all of this
"skill issue"
-the mf that always spawns with a nuke
11:17 purple and yellow loadouts are the best
welcome to the asylum Blorp, enjoy the chaos :D
(no but in all seriousness, this game is 70% luck based and 30% skill. *LITERALLY EVERY ROLL is pre-determined!*)
✰ - with each mode, the variables change but not often. When you do get good items, utilize them as much as possible during really any mode, though not all.
✰ use shiftlock for ranged and melee weapons to ensure it hits your opponents/enemies.
✰ - there are terms known as midroll and godroll, as a Asylumer myself, I’ll be glad to explain! MIDROLL is when you have possibly one of the worst load-outs of all time, usually not getting you anywhere as far as kills go. but a GODROLL is the best load-out possible you can get: with the most fantastic weapons and items!
✰ - never expect to win all the time, as some items or aspects of the game can be completely rigged at times. so at that point, re-roll if necessary.
✰ - there are specific modes and things to take note of: JGN, BOSS, and lastly TC.
❍ - JGN is like fighting against a more advanced class or mini-boss if you will. There is a small chance (depending upon how many players) of you being the Juggernaut. Each class has a different play-style ofc and be SURE to re-roll when you get basically useless or practically powerless items of any kind to fight.
(It’ll save you, but usually you’ll get decent weapons and items.)
❍ - BOSS is just unique boss fights. Kinda literally says it in its name. Each boss has a different move-set and you have a set amount of lives. You’ll have to get good items though and hope RNGesus spares you from the worst luck imaginable.
❍ - TC (or Tower Control) is basically a team-based mode heavily inspired from TF2. Each person can select and assign themselves a class, most common ones being Melee, Ranged, and Support. Every person serves a specific role in their respective team… so be sure you do your job well as that class. Beware of certain weapons though, like Smile, Da Capo, and Lilynette. All these items mentioned below will literally screw your team over if you don’t do anything about them. Last thing is to defend and capture the statue well… otherwise YOU WILL lose and get no points whatsoever unless you killed somebody in the process.
Anyway that’s all I got for now!
No worries, I was much the same when I first played IA. That's partly while I have grown to like teaching new players how the game works.
as an item asylum player this video gave me mental anguish so bad i'm feeling actual pain.
i know it's unreasonable to expect a new player to know that much about a new game but the brimstone moment at 4:24 is actually just killing me.
ain’t no way you are feeling pain over a Roblox game, crazy.
10:54 "but i don't know what half of this ⚡IS⚡"
Fun fact there is a game called therapy
Maybe you should consider playing it if you loose your mind
😊
ia is a chaotic but fun game where anything can happen with the power of rng, from a trio of people doing a ritual to hold the power of apocalypse birds to then get knocked out by a pebble being thrown by a man named “skibidi_rizzler” to turning a aple to a death note to kill that 15 killstreak guy in “ffa_longplate” with apc
14:19 and 14:29 are pvz references OMG SIHSNSJZGWIWHAHAIAHABSHSSGSHAGAUAGFAHAUSHXJXHD
10:30 the legion kata is OP if used right
You can hold e and you wont get damaged vy a lot of weapons
you can say that about alot of items in IA, being OP if used right isn't really that special.
@@Symbyll that’s true
Facts
im sorry but as someone whos played a lot of item asylum that gameplay was horrid. i recommend you turn on hitbox debug in settings, might help you learn how to connect your melee attacks. i also recommend making a private server to test out the items since theyre free
of course the gameplay was horrid, this is his first time, you should've expect alot from someone's first time y'know
@@Kyle_Reese well i mean even the worst of the worst can figure out that weapons have certain ranges *cough cough **4:24** cough cough*
why does bro play ia without shiftlock😭
I got 3v1d in the strongest battlegrounds and got banned for 3 days after being falsely banned
no clue how this relates to the video in any way but okay?
I rage quit... Many times... And kept coming back for 3 and a half years... That shit is fucking memories...
Once day i got ssg, smile with death note in elim mode and a bobm user came out nowhere
Never expected blorp to play item asylum, but i expected him to rage quit
It requires both skill and rng
I think my brain just slipped out of my skull watching this item asylum gameplay
the brimstone moment actually had me crashing out bro.
calling such a great "get off me" tool useless simply because you miscalculated the duration and length of the attack is actually insane
cant wait for him to find out about the existence of weapons like smile
lets be honest, without outside interference (lets say you're on console or smth) most evolved weapons are just straight up never going to appear in a noob's inventory outside of kit or fortnite card.
for most new players smile will forever be just a very weak weapon.
@@Symbyllwhat does being on console have to do with smile? Makes no sense
@@c0LinIsntReal console players can't see chat not chat themselves, so they can't ask for help or anything.
@@Symbyll I’m on Xbox, and everytime I get smile or da capo or whatever in like TC, my team immediately starts helping without chat
@@c0LinIsntReal no like, if you're new and unable to ask about a weapon such as smile, then there's no real way a noob would find out about merge.
Bro doesn't know Dante™️ from the Devil May Cry™️ series
yo is that the game item asylum from roblox???!
Thx for playing my suggestion
Item Asylum is crazy, but i love the game... also i have suggestion SLAP BATTLES by Tencelll cuz its kinda goofy ngl, also click E to use the abilites if you do play Slap battles, Passive gloves have abilites when you slap someone so you cant press E to use em!
LETS GOO HE LISTENED TO MY REQUEST
me hoping he gets smile and figures out how it works
Sir blorp mcblorpity can you please play monkey raft again ?
It is supposed to be cahotic
And once you get used to it its realy fun
Item asylum is a fair and balanced game trust
Now I would say skill issue but consider how most weapon in Item Asylum is unfair and unbalance I would say that you got a point
i mean he called brimstone useless like 5 seconds after using it and missing both shots and wondering why the fading effects wont hit, i'd entirely call that a skill issue.
Can you make another video on the storage?
I saw 1. End there but sadly I didn't use it
Wow you rage quit in a most calmest way
Hey blorp play more of this!!!!,
i didnt expect you to acctually play this game lol
Random rumble is better tbh cus u get more stuff and cooler.
Its been at over a month, blorp
When are you gonna play noobs in combat
god this gameplay was hard to watch, the way u say brimstone dont do damage meanwhile you dont even hit anybody
honestly though, it's pretty obvious that the attack was ending i'm sure most people could figure that out after using the weapon twice.
his thought process:
-use attack (not even facing anyone at the moment but this can be excused as getting the feel for the weapon
-turn around to try and attack someone who is decently far from him
-brimstone clearly shrinks and the audio for it ends, indicating the end of the attack
-run into player doing absolutely nothing
- "why doesnt it damage him?"
like buddy, because you didnt hit him.
Item Asylum Made Me RAGE QUIT...ehidcthinsontervneitemaslysulitboring
Portable dont touch me
Yo blorp! can you play some barber bus its a fun game
SKILLS issues
FIRST TIME BLORP RAGED
I can play wit u :DD
Your accent is funni
Blorp play chaos at the bistro (day 6)
Part 2 please.
Now play tower defense simulator
the new update sucks
brainstorm does a ton of dmg but you need to be very close
Hello
I am under 31 mins
I am blorp 2.0
Skill issues hahaha
Glizzy
I can teach u
hi
woe
Glorp
🥈
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1 MIN AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Third btw cool vid
8 mins
Problema e teu brazil
Item Asylum fell off after all the Game Mode bloat
(Like seriously why would you add murder mystery? And zombies is just L4D2 mixed with TF2's zombies, which is painfully mid)
Ok I be honest ZS is not that bad 💀 but I agree with you on MU
tbh i like the other gamemodes more than the normal ffa, i guess it's just a matter of preference. but i wouldnt call it gamemode bloat.
yeey im 9th
Under 10 minutes👇
Lol so desperate for likes
Under your balls 👇
Random rumble is better tbh cus u get more stuff and cooler.