When they bring it up, just ask why they copied their colour scheme from Russia 😄 If they question it, point out that the Russian flag is 70 years older than the US, and ask if they're communist. And yes, I know this is insane troll logic and their flag has nothing to do with the Russian one, and the Communist Party used a different (arguably better) flag, but I guarantee that the type of person obsessed with the "Red, White, and Blue" won't.
I know, right? And that's your metric for how great your country is? How many people your country has slaughtered in war is your benchmark for what makes a place great?
I like to believe that Europe has matured enough to recognize that wars are inherently evil and should be avoided when it's possible. Sadly I think European countries are less likely to wage wars is because the last two almost completly destroyed the continent so we are simply not able to do it. Still, many countries participate in neo colonialism for fun and profit
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 we can, especially germany with their massive industry, but we don't do it because we have them to do the heavy lifting. neo colonialism if basically just the monkeys and the british.
I can promise you that’s not the majority of the country, it’s just that society keeps letting people like that voice their terrible opinions and spout lies
Innit, the war of independence was a bunch of disgruntled Brits fighting Britain while being bankrolled by the French and the war was only really won because Britain had 1000s of other things to do as well as fight the French. The US exists because Britain made too many enemies while being stretched too thin. It was mitigating circumstances that 'won' the war for independence, not Americans (they didn't exist yet)
The reason they managed to beat the British was because, in part, many of those leading the American militia were actually trained by the British in military tactics. Therefore they knew what to expect. Americans forget that Britain is a tiny little island on the other side of the world. We had to send our forces and supplies by ship half way across the globe to fight. And then there is the small matter of the French, who took great delight in providing arms and mercenaries to America. Americans don't like to admit they had help and already had huge numeric and geographic advantages. 😂
@@LordranRavin The French helped out because they wanted the places Britain held. It was supposed to divert their attention away from the more juicy parts of the Empire. But it backfired for them. They didn't really divert resources and then the idea of revolution entered the French psyche not long after.
The war of independence was Britain fighting thousands of miles from home with the revolters having help from France, Spain and the Netherlands. They genuinely should be embarrassed it took that long to win.
@@missgranger5362 In Brazil at least analogs clock only go up to 12 but digital clocks go up to 24. In fact it trips me up when it's mid-afternoon and I see one in the single-digits, the couple of times it happened I thought it was disregulated due to a power surge. Takes a moment to go "oh, it's an imported clock"
Do you (the Americans) actually have reliable DNA references for historical tribes? I tried to research my own DNA lineage and some ancestor groups, like Pontic Greeks or "circassians" (whatever it meant 200 years ago) had no reliable DNA signatures at all. They were a mix of many races already in the Middle Ages.
@@jmi5969 Yup this. Got to wonder what datasets they use. Probably based on what other Americans think is their family tree. It's a lot of people just using dubious information at best. All you need is enough people to believe that they are X and suddenly you've got complete nonsense. It's not as if anyone is coming over here and asking us to submit DNA samples to improve their results. They're also idiots for handing over their DNA profiles over to companies who will sell it to medical companies. It's all one ball hair away and some minor legislation change from them getting denied medical insurance for some disease that they happen to have a genetic predisposition towards.
@@MrHorse-by3mp As an American, I can confirm. We all live in trailer parks, wear Confederate-flag shirts and our economy is based entirely off the sale of bibles. Us 'Murcians don't need yur fancy book learnin'. We got our lord and savior, Jeebus Chrysler, for that! In all seriousness though, at least you don't have to live around these shlubs. I live in the American South, and these mouth breathers are everywhere down here.
@@mopsik56 Lots of English ancestry, and as Americans love to boast about, a large percentage of Irish and Scots too. There's no such thing as a pure American. Everything they are, everything they value... all of it was "borrowed" and adopted from people with long, rich histories, who laid the foundations for modern society. On top of that, many of the founding fathers they so admire, were unscrupulous, ruthless, rich land owners, who owned slaves, conducted forced relocations and didn't abide by the very standards they talked about in public.
@@danieljohnson2005not really. It's just that people here prefer to spend the money on things which are actually useful instead of wasting it on a bigger car that is less practical overall. Some people here get big trucks if they have a need for it or if they just love big trucks. Most people who arent car nerds however prefer to get a more useful car.
But it would be hilarious watching them be so damn cocky every time they introduced themselves, talking about how they're going to crush all the other acts, only to then watch them die inside when the results get announced.
Fr imagine thinking star power guarantees victory in Eurovision (look at Olly Alexander this year, for example). I doubt that American songs would have the traits voters are looking for in this competition.
An American girl once said to me that she’s “more German” than me because she had German ancestors. I’m German, born in Germany and live here ever since, and she couldn’t say a single word in German. Well…
That's hilarious. If, as an Australian, who had that logic I would be more European than a European because my ancestry includes so many countries which would make me a bitzer or mongrel😊. I'm 100% Aussie.
I'm from a Latin America country and I had watched many people from the usa who had Latin American grandparents or great grandparents who doesn't speak Spanish or Portuguese and when someone asked them why their responses are I don't speak conqueror languages ( in English another conqueror languages), and act that they know better about latam than the ones that actually had lived their entire lives here. I know that not all of them are like that but sadly the most noisy ones are the ones that are like that. Also when you have DNA that comes from other cultures and you want to be part of that culture but didn't grow up in the country neither speak the language,.I think that you should at least should have respect for the ones for the ones that have live their entire lifes in those countries.
Because they agreed to give some a scammy business a DNA sample, which can be later used against them and anyone in their bloodline (yes, that happened)
@@TalesOfWar That thought has struck me too. Almost as if they want to be anything but American. And yet, there are those that see themselves as being so entitled because "...I'm an American, so........"
its called ethnicity and ancestry everyone has it, AMERICAN IS A NATIONALITY. BLACK, ASIAN, and WHITE Americans are all from elsewhere by ancestry, they're not natives. Europeans do know DNA tests exist, and that most white Americans are German, English or Irish.
@@efeddwdw9782 Ancestry is only a small part of ethnicity. If you don't share traditions, language, common values etc. you are not part of the ethnic group.
If you are talking about jaywalking it isn't commonly enforced and i only think it is in high tourist areas. If you are talking about the us not being walkable it is very walkable in reasonable distances
I laughed when the American said “maybe don’t go on Holliday so much so you can buy a huge truck” So many ways I could say “this is American mentality in a nutshell” you already understand the layers
The hell would I buy a big land boat truck FOR if I can't go on a month-long road trip with it? No. I have a small and convenient car precisely because I'm working, and need to be able to idk... Fit i to a freakin' parking spot and not run kids over in dense city centres because I can't see over the hood of my BIG ASS LAND BOAT.
Nope,it's impossible for me to work the whole year.... Starting from June i have tickets bought at festivals in Portugal,Spain,Italy,Croatia,Romania and Hungary. So i will go in my old Renault Megane,20 years old,wich never failed me. I don't need a shiny new truck to have fun....😆 Meantime that american works like a slave to buy a fancy car wich he will use to go to work, in order to pay back the loan to the bank.
I don’t even like Eurovision, but to have something that lacks American influence is so refreshing. Though I did wind someone up by calling the MCU a ‘foreign film franchise’. Took quite a bit of explaining that I’m not from the US therefore is foreign to me.
@@Old_Scot But they don't try to run it, if the US entered they would want it to be held in the US every year, all songs would have to be in English and probably a whole host of other ''demands' as well. And EuroPop along with EuroDisco are actually specific genres within the modern pop music industry and have nothing to do with the US (found this out by accident recently).
@@Old_Scot israel has been in esc for decades and aussies were allowed because they broadcasted it for 30 years. they at least bring their culture into their songs like this year with the aboriginal language and instruments and dancing
As an American, Americans baffle me too. The public transport issue baffles me the most. We somehow got this backwards logic where instead of making public transport more reasonable, let's widen the highways and roads to fit more cars, and it works for a few months at best.
Ditto the U.K., and then the government moans that people don’t use public transport very often! If they’d just make it better, people would be able to use it!
The guy in the video basically admitted that owning a car is just an arbitrary paywall for everyday life to intentionally screw over poor people. How can you see that and think its not an issue?
@@tobiasbayer4866 Gaslighting combined with idiocy and selfishness. We’ve been gaslit to believe that big trucks and SUVs are the way to go, gaslit to believe that fitting more cars on the road is the way to help traffic, companies want as much money as possible and the guys who make plans to widen roads wouldn’t make money if we never did it. Then you have selfish idiots that think that you need to afford a car to attend events, so they’ll do what they can to justify it.
no they dont what? Boeing is a manufacturer, the most important and dominant one. you scream uneducated, 99% of the Boeing issues arent related to BOEING, its the airline services who bought the plane and or the companies like rolls Royce or GE who make the engines. Airbus death tool is that of boeings yet its half the age of boeing lol
Even recently they stoped a big boeing command (american brand) in favor of airbus (french dutch brand). The reasons were boeing lack of safety and technical care of the planes.
6:55 “I speak Gaelic and I’m a registered Fenian” Fenians were Irish Revolutionist soldiers in the IRB back in the 19th century, so I would assume when they say “Gaelic” they mean Irish, which in Ireland, is called Irish. Worst liar ever 😂
I do wonder where you can register to be Fenian, seeing as that was all rather secretive... To be fair, he claimed both Irish & Scottish heritage, so he could have been doing the Scottish Gaelic course on Duolingo.
@@BuhyeuTo be fair, linguists will often refer to it specifically as 'Irish Gaelic' , since it IS a Gaelic language. But he wasn't speaking in those terms either.
Wars Australia has been involved in: WW1 (1914-1918) - On the winning side. WW2 (1939-1945) - On the winning side. The Great Emu War (1932) - Lost to the overwhelming Emu forces. Korean War (1950-1953) - Concluded. Vietnam War (1967-1973) - Was on the losing (American & South Vietnamese) side.
They lost the Emu war because the Aussies killed all the wild thylacines by that point. Thylacines ate Tasmanian emus for breakfast, they could've helped with the Aussie ones.
The Australians contributed massively to turning the tide back to the allies in Northern Africa during WW2. They held out under siege in Tobruk for like 8 months, denying the Nazis a vital port and giving them a huge logistical headache.
Ahhh but you do know that if it wasn't for the seppos we'd all be speaking German right now don't you, and WWII wouldn't have happened because we'd have been under German rule from WWI.
@@MayYourGodGoWithYou Seppos? I had to look that up, it’s a new one for me. I didn’t think you people could get any lower, but there you go proving me wrong.
@@danieljohnson2005 Then you will know exactly what my husband means when he uses the term ''septic'' (picked up from his time in the military,) and you will also then know from which countries they originate and possibly why they are used. Seems the US military aren't as popular as they might like to think they are, not with other militaries at least.Some people do have long memories, in some cases going back 80+ years
Its embarassing to be American, we're fed propaganda that we're actually the greatest country on earth, all while firmly being outside the top 20 for nearly every quality of life metric. all we have is the largest economy by GDP and it's a result of giving rich people and corporations all the power
its called ethnicity and ancestry everyone has it, AMERICAN IS A NATIONALITY. BLACK, ASIAN, and WHITE Americans are all from elsewhere by ancestry, they're not natives. Europeans do know DNA tests exist, and that most white Americans are German, English or Irish.
8:30 It's always funny when Americans think they don't have an accent but Brits "put on" one. When American accents have really obvious accent features like vowels in the wrong places ...
Honestly a lot about Americans starts to make sense when you realise how few of them hold passports. Most Americans will never leave the USA in their entire lives, the outside world is something they see through TV and the internet but only about a tenth of them will interact with it, and even then the majority of those only go to Canada or Mexico.
@@captainweekend5276 Yeah, but America is so big and diverse. I would say, other than the language, the cultures of California and Massachusetts could be just as different as Italy and Germany. Sure, a lot of Americans are stuck in their bubble, but we don’t really have to travel abroad when it could take a whole lifetime to experience everything we have in our own country. I saw a statistic that 60% of EU citizens have never left the EU and 40% have never been to another EU country other than their own, so you guys aren’t much better.
Americans would just take Eurovision way too serious. If you can imagine the salt a lot of Brits display when we inevitably end up on the bottom bit of the board but cranked up like 50 times 😂
The Americans joining Eurovision might actually be a good thing for the UK. I reckon they'd get nul points from the public vote instead of us and we might get promoted to getting two points or something. 😆
Americans, I think, when they even pay attention to Eurovision, pretty much equate it to a sillier "Idol" program. I mean, other than ABBA, there really has been no-one of import to burst into the world music scene.
But the oddest things would be that he , an American was kicking out an EU Citizen from Ireland which is EU soil while since the Schengen treaty that Romanian had every right to be there and Just Need a simple ID whereas him as a Non-EU Citizen needs at least a passport and has no right whatsoever to kick anybody out of Ireland not to mention reprimand some random Irish for not doing what he pleases in his own Country and actually telling him what he should do This Is baffling to say the very least
Americans are the only people in the world who will proudly claim they’re American, and then in the next sentence, talk about how Italian/Irish/whatever they are.
seems to not understand the difference between ancestry and nationality. Somehow America is the only nationality and the rest of the world is just ancestry or something.
heritage vs nationality. our immigrant ancestors were highly influential on local culture, overall culture, and family traditions. i don't see why it's a problem to take pride in your grandparents/great grandparents/great great grandparents (as long as you're not like the idiots who claim they're the same as people living in that country)
@@Stephh99 and no one complains about that at all, the problem is when those same Americans claims to be Germans, Irish and so on, it's like they believe that Germany and Ireland are not real countries and only some outer regions for America.
To be fair, Poland _is_ like 5% Ukrainians now (which is based). Also, speaking from experience, you actually can have a Slovak-Polish conversation and sorta get what the other person is saying (not so much with the other languages tho). Not saying the person knows what they're saying, because they clearly don't, but they accidentally made one almost correct guess in that statement.
My mother's friend is a Ukrainian and she has learnt spoken Polish pretty fast. She still struggles with writing and grammar. It's easier to learn a closely related language but you have to still put some work into it
An American dude gave me the weirdest insult ever, he said "you are probably from one of those third world countries where people dont learn english." dude... what? im trying to learn though? my country does give priority to spanish but we do have english. My listening skills are 10/10 gotta improve speech and grammar, but im doing my best! Why would you make fun of someone just cause they are still learning something..jeez like chill the world is a big place with many many languages ~
Funny thing is, english is one of the easier languages to learn. People in the US werent even capable to develop their own language. They just speak english, you know, the language of england which devoloped out of the germanic language when the anglo saxons settled there. Literally some fancy redneck version of old oversea german😂 But, thats fitting. A german invented and engineered the rocket which brought humans to the moon. And the US....well they had the people who were willing to be stuck into a metal tube, filled with explosives and being shot at the moon.
@@chrishateley5582 So true LOL "At least in my country kids play with eachother instead of shooting eachother" is a good one too. Or "At least i have free healthcare" 😂
I spoke to a American yesterday who said he was Irish at first and it turns out his great grandfather come to the USA from Ireland like 80 years ago and he is claiming to be Irish! Thats nuts. He has never been to Ireland or even spoke to a actual Irish person in his life
@Koawa_ What? At least for Germany that's wrong. Citizenship does not jump over generations. Even if ALL your grandparents came from Germany, you are not immediatly granted citizenship when your ask...
@Koawa_ thats all great but if you were not born in Ireland you still ain't Irish, if my great grandad is from France I am not French in any way shape or form
@Koawa_ No they don't lmao, you still have to be born in the country. Also being French Canadian isn't claiming to be from France, Canada has a French province. Literally Noone thinks that means they are claiming to be from France except you. Your ignorance of how any of this works is incredible.
@Koawa_ I will break it down one more time for you, wow. You cannot claim to be from a country your great grandad is from when you ain't even been there, you are from the country your born in unless it's a special case like military kids or diplomats etc, if a immigrant moves to Ireland and has a child, guess what? That child is Irish with foreign roots. There isn't my logic it's just common sense, you don't pick and choose your nationality depending on where your ancestors are from, that isn't how it works mate
hey as an aussie just want to drop in and say the reason we are in eurovision is becasue our broadcaster for it SBS (or a close affiliate), is and has been a major sponsor of the event and thus we were given the opertunity to perform as a form of saying thanks... its the same reason why israil is also a performer and has such say over the event because of sponsorship.
@@mattm8870 what do you mean true member? all members of the ebu are true members. are you implying you think theres imposters in the ebu? also, considering that out of all ebu members theres only 4 currently participating non european members - australia, armenia, azerbaijan, and israel- and half of those are major sponsors, id say its at the very least a major factor. its not like they could tell the country whos company is literally the official sponsor of the whole event they couldnt participate. that basically guarantees them entry, even though theyre not automatic qualifiers. keeping in armenia and azerbaijan also probably has political reasons, considering the situation there, but thats a whole other story
@@ComissarYarrick the USA looted the shit out of the middle east which was the real goal of the wars over the last twenty years. Some three million people died so that the wealthiest in the country could seize a billion dollars of assets.
@@ComissarYarrick To be fair, just about every major empire in history has failed in Afghanistan. From the British perspective the last conflict there was about the Seventh Afghan War.
@@EditorOfSLleaving the European Union isn't really synonymous with leaving Europe as a whole. You can't just leave an entire continent like that. You're still in Europe, and you're still in the Eurovision. Please send something good next year.
@@EditorOfSLyou don’t need to be in Europe either geographically or politically to be in Eurovision. All you need is for the channel you show it on to be in the European Broadcasting Union, and you don’t need to be in Europe for that. That’s why Australia and Israel take part. Morocco did once as well!
Frankly, I bet most GenZers can't read an analogue clock these days. As a GenX American, I think we could win a war with the GenZs by writing everything in cursive/joined writing and using analogue clocks.
@@jaycee330hi, mid-late gen z here. cursive writing was mandatory when i was in primary school, and we had lessons dedicated to learning how to read analogue clocks. i don't think i've ever met anybody under the age of 10 who couldn't read one. neither of these things are lost arts. speaking as a brit, if american kids can't read analogue clocks, it's not because they're gen z, it's because gen x can't be arsed teaching them how to. it's not a generation issue at all. also, since when has schools teaching neopronouns as an actual subject become widespread? i hear people complain about it all the time but i've never seen reports of it actually happening. a more progressive school may touch on their existence in a one-off lesson, but nobody's being failed for not remembering them all. anything a kid might know about pronouns will probably be from the internet or from their friends who use them...
The other night I was texting my american friend, and I was talking about how the UK country side was actually very beautiful, and his reply was "I didnt even know it had a country side" so I asked what else it would be to which he said "city." HE THOUGHT THE WHOLE OF UK WAS A CITY.
I used to know an American who thought London took up most of England, like some kind of 2000AD Mega City. The same guy asked me if a small village in the background of a photograph of a Tornado fighter jet was London too. He thought it was both huge and tiny at the same time. I had to remind him that London was larger than New York City.
@@reinhard8053 I think my garden shed is more densely populated than some US suburbs, and I'm pretty sure there's maybe only a couple of hedgehogs in there maybe.
when I was really young like 5 years old I thought the whole of the USA was just cities with skyliners. There were too many citycentric movies for kids in the 2000s I guess. I really thought everything looked like NYC or San Francisco. that was so silly.
As an Australian, I'm fucking disgusted by that post about how many wars Australia has won. Does this person know about Gallipolli? Every Australian child learns about it early, and for those who don't know, basically, British officers (no hate) mucked around and wasted Australian lives defending the trenches, while they wasted time instead of getting to the trenches as soon as they could for reinforcements. Then, we were forced to charge into heavy machine gun fir to provide cover for a British offensive that failed. In the end, Aussie ingenuity allowed them to escape, by rigging guns to cans of soup with water dripping into them, which kept the guns shooting for a few more hours so they could escape. It is a day of national commemoration and remembrance, akin to Memorial Day in the US. That was WWI, and in WWII we were the main forces fighting against the Japanese, and were excellent battle engineers, actually fucking digging UNDERNEATH the enemy to plant bombs and destroy enemy positions. If you think Australia has never won a war or saved people from speaking Japanese or German, you know nothing about Australia. Anyway, it's not about "saving" people from speaking Japanese or German. It doesn't matter what language you speak. What we were doing though, was saving people from oppressive tyranny and fascism. Meanwhile, you Americans didn't enter the war until it was basically done, and then committed basically war crimes against the Japanese people.
Wow. Have to agree with all that, and I'd like to mention Villers Bretonieux in France, whose people are still thanking Aussies after liberation in the first world war. ( 1914 to 1918) for all the USA readers out there!
3:58 I love this. This guy is basically saying that cars are just an arbitrary extra paywall to access everyday life put there intentionally to make the life of already poor people even more miserable. Actually an incredibly based take but he is so far up his own ass that instead of realizing its a problem, he takes pride in it. Goes to show that a lot of people arent just ignorant, they are willingly evil.
@@shaunonlyplaysyt9879 Kind of a silly question. Its like asking If you are for or against bycyles, but I get what you mean. I am against car centric infrastructure. Infrastructure should be a mix of all sorts of different modes of transportation. High speed rail, regular rail, trams, buses, cars, bycyles, and ofcourse walking. Instead of just cars for everything.
Reason why there are so many large 4x4's, SUV's etc. in the US, is because that vehicles classified as a semi-truck or larger, are subject to fewer regulations / taxes, so they buy them to save cash on the car itself, not realising that it guzzles a lot more fuel in the long term. Can't even make this up. I understand if they live in rural areas you might need the extra power or flatbed, but for city driving it makes zero sense.
@@abaddon1371 Keep in mind that fuel is also heavily subsidized in the USA. The only reason why its even close to economically viable to own a big car is because of government interference, which is in turn caused by excessive lobbying. All of this is by design.
Well to be fair, Katrina, she of the Waves, did win in 1997 & she's born in Kansas i believe. And of course there's Celine Dion who's Quebecois. I do hope she's well enough to attend in Switzerland next year to celebrate! And Benton, who's half of the duo that won for one of the Baltic states, was from the Dutch Caribbean. But that's it as far as i know, no other person from America, either north or south, has won or was even close to it. Most were part of a band & the place they were born never even played a part in ESC. Unlike with Flo Rida, who was billed as the big star, who would win the whole thing. Like the ignorant US person said "obliterate" Eurovision. Well, we did see how that played out. They do tend to forget you cannot vote for your own country but have to get votes from others...
To be fair, the Eurovision is not much to aspire to for a musician. In fact, these days, it's about as street-cred- destroying as the X Factor. The winner is usually the entrant that gets closest to the 26th letter of the LGBTQ÷ alphabet with their piece of performance art .
@@mikekelly5869 from an english perspective maybe, but it still kickstarts a lot of careers in mainland europe, like joker out who have been on a european tour for example. as for the lgbtq+ thing… that’s just wrong
Ikr! Also why dont use Belarusian and Ukranian language as example (even tho Belarusian is almost extinct language and only rare bird speaks it), they are very similar and if you speak one of these languages - you actually almost fully understand both
I was about to say like 😭 and besides that, even if they were it still wouldn’t work like that. I mean I’m Dutch and I sure as fuck can’t understand Danish
They are in the same language family (Indo-European), but they are not in the same branch. Lithuanian and Latvian are Baltic languages and the rest are Slavic. Together they form the Balto-Slavic branch of the Indo-European language family. Still a really bad comparison, of course, because while they are realted, they are not closely related.
@@karavandebeeki mean to be fair i'm german and can understand dutch if its spoken slow and clearly, and as far as i know its similiar with a lot of slavic languages (my dad is polish and he can understand some russian despite never learning it in school) But yea to say they're the same language is wild. Thats like saying english and german are the same language
What? The stadium is the size it needs to be with parking outside. Games are large events therefore need a large amount of parking. What is the problem.
@@Ipennien The problem is that such parking lots are often located on prime real estate. It costs a fortune to maintain. It is often funded with loans, costing another fortune to service. Which can only be funded with your taxes. Most cities are flat broke. Sell the land to a developer for a fortune, put up houses or shops, generate another fortune in taxes. Have the developer setup a dedicated bus line. Everybody happy.
The amount of Americans who seem to believe the world legitimately revolves around them and nobody else exists is hilarious. Also Australia did have a part in WW1, 2, and various other wars alongside the US In ‘peacekeeping’ operations
To be fair, they're not alone in that self-perception. As a Brit who isn't from London I can confirm that Londoners also forget there is a world beyond their border.
Eurovision is done based on the countries part of the European Broadcasting Union, not which ones are in Europe - which America is still not part of haha.
The US is an associate member, like Australia is. You need to be invited to take part though I believe, which the US hasn't been, or if the have, they didn't accept.
Not "based on". The European Broadcasting Union invented, owns and is organising the competition. It's not a government thing. So the USA could not be a part of it. A US American broadcaster or a Union of US American broadcaster could joining (or had joined) the EBU and take part in the competition, but the US centric broadcaster just don't do. And which of the US music stars will compete? None! Nothing to win for a US American musician, cause no US American will care about a win.
Well, those kinds of douchebags like to think they're superior badasses because they overpaid tremendously for a gas-guzzling road tank. It make them a big, tough, strong 'Murican man after all. I live in the South, and after I told my coworker that I was going to get a small economy car, he said, "You're gonna get one of those libtard mobiles instead of a truck?" The dude who said that to me is a wanna-be tough guy who tries to act like a hard. Those trucks are nothing more than big vehicles for fragile, little egos.
People only buy those gas-guzzling road tanks because they think it makes them a superior badass. They think, "I'm gettin' a truck because I'm a big, tough, badass 'Murican MAN!" However, they are the biggest group of wanna-be tough guys who put on an "I'm a badass" front to mask what a bunch of insecure wusses they are. Those trucks are just big vehicles for fragile, little egos.
They act like Europeans don't drive trucks because they're poor. Over here, those types of people who buy those gas-guzzling road tanks are wanna-be tough guys who think owning a truck makes them a super badass. Those trucks are nothing more than large vehicles for small, fragile egos.
statistically, US airlines typically use American planes whereas Air France usually uses European ones. The European planes are Airbus (lovely and safe) while the American ones are Boeing......
Yup, I had to explain that to someone in the comments already. I swear if some American now says Boeing is safer just because it was a an A330 that crashed, I m going to lose it
Meanwhile, Americans take oaths even before going to the loo "I pledge to wipe my butt thoroughly after doing my duty and then wash my hands with soap and water, as God is my witness...Amen (and shit like that)!
That would be Highlanders, not Scottish people. People of the lowlands lived under the feudal system, not the clan system. In any case, how would you know what we do and don't do?
About Eurovision : 1. Australia, Israel or Morocco are (or were) part of Eurovision because Eurovision is not strictly for European countries, it never was a rule It's for countries that belong to European Broadcasting Area ruled by EBU and they decide if you can compete or not Israel and Morocco belong to that area (you can look up the map if you want to see how big it is) while Australia doesn't, but Australia got to compete in a different way : by an invitation 2. Eurovision was big in Australia and was televised there since 1980s (because Australian culture always was heavily influenced by UK), so in 2015 for 60th anniversary of the contest EBU invited them once, but they made such an impression (I think they were 5th) that EBU got them a deal to participate until 2023 So the deal ended last year, but they made a new one and Australia will probably remain in Eurovision for some time (their best result is 2nd place in 2016) 3. USA never joined Eurovision, because unlike Australia, there is very little interest in Eurovision there, most people don't even know it exists + American Song Contest failed miserably 4. I highly doubt that USA would have any chance at winning Eurovision, because 1 - Flo Rida participated once as featuring act in San Marino's song in 2021 and hype was really big, but they ended up in the bottom of the final and 2 - not many people in Europe would vote for USA because we don't want the contest to be held there (winner hosts the next contest) and we just don't want them to win an European contest
"Australia hasn't won as many wars as America!" they say as Australia literally helped them out during the Vietnam war, among others. Source: My Grandfather, as a citizen of Australia, helped out during the Vietnam War as an engineer for the Air Force.
Let's also remember that the wonderful 'America,' that we should all be so grateful to, had absolutely no interest in joining the allied cause to defeat Hitler and his fascist allies. The only reasons they reluctantly entered WWII on the allied side was because a) Japan (German ally) eventually attacked Pearl Harbour, and b) their industries could make a fortune selling arms and munitions to the allies (who were still paying war-debts until recently). Yes, the US is a great friend (as long as you pay). In fact, speaking of Hitler and dictators, Trump is promising those who vote for him that, if they vote for him this one time only, they will never have to vote again. Obviously planning to abolish elections and become a dictator.
no they say they were german because DNA says they are, hope this helps. doesn't matter if it is second or 3rd generations, most german immigrants came to the US only 70-80 years ago not even a generation.
@@efeddwdw9782 And DNA doesn't matter, he isn't german and should he ever even show up in a german subreddit, he will be seen as an attention starved, pathetic foreigner.
@@efeddwdw9782 still they don't have a german passport, know german, have the german traditions and culture and also don't jave the bavarians. So they are not German. Whoever thinks that we wear leather trousers, can't be German. Also it was from 1830 to 1870 so after the end of the HRE and before the founding of Germany. So it's a hundred years earlier before Germany. Just the Deutsche bund Exsisted and that was a useless treaty Hate to Bavaria from germay. I hate this place .
@@efeddwdw9782aaah, an American… if it was not even a generation, it would have been more than traces of it in his dna… hope that helps. I never understand how Americans are the most patriotic people on earth, hate Europe, as it’s socialist or communist, think we re third world countries and they’re so much better, but define themselves as : Italian American, German American, the worst one being Afro American, as that doesn’t mean much, Africa is pretty big, unless all the rest would be called Euro-American or Asian American … can’t you just be proud to be just American? You don’t want to be associated with us and we definitely don’t want that either.
And Americans get annoyed when anybody points out that it was an internationally recognized constitutional monarchy, literally a sovereign state at the time they annexed it and turned it into a "territory".
7:15 As an Australian, I want to stop you right there Yank, We declared war on our own national bird… and we follow you into every single war you have stupidly declared.
@@siimplykittxie8469 Pretty sure the only war that wasn't against animals that the Aussies lost was erm...Vietnam because they were America's wingman and I don't think the Yanks want to bring that one up.
4:09 What part of EUROvision did this guy not understand? The only reason the Aussies are in there is because basically their entire country absolutely LOVES Eurovision and they had crazy viewing numbers for years despite it being aired at an inconvenient time for them. Israel is also in for God knows what reason and have been for ages. No clue why considering they clearly aren't in Europe either.
@@eggphobia2395 no they are not members of the EBU, it's just that Eurovision was so popular in Australia that they decided to include Aus in 2015 as a one-off event (with the rule that if the had won they would have had to host the competition in Europe) but the 2015 was so popular among everyone that Australia kept on being included.
To be fair I have yet to meet anyone that actually says "It's 16 o'clock" everyone just says "it's 4 o'clock" so while the vast majority of places use the 24 hour time format when it comes to actually talking about the time out loud usually the 12 hour format is being used. I'm from germany btw. This is why I switched my clocks over to the 12 hour format since everyone just uses that anyway.
The Italian name at 1:43 It's actually not uncommon to change your name (or take up a new one) when you move somewhere, if your real name is unfitting or hard for the locals to pronounce. A friend of mine is Finnish with a very Finnish name and when she moved to Spain, she took up the Spanish name "Renata". Her real first name was almost impossible to pronounce for the locals, so she had to find a solution. Other than that, think of all the East Asians that take Western first names to make it easier for Westerners. Some of my Chinese colleagues run with names like Lilian, Frank, Nina or Lili, because those are easier for us to pronounce than, say, Jianxia or Xiaozhang.
Love the videos George. Glad I can flex my weird Eurovision knowledge. The reason some none European countries are in is because it’s based on the telecommunication connections between the countries that were there originally when it started. That’s why Australia is in it. :) ❤
Australia was not in there originally, though. They started in like.... 2017 or something. I am Norwegian, have always loved Eurovision (boycotted this year, though, for obvious reasons), and all we heard about it, really, was that it was a trial thing one year, because Australia really loves Eurovision, so they were allowed to compete once as a kind gesture, and if they did WELL, they'd be allowed to compete again the next year, and become a regular.
Some are full members of the EBU (eg Morocco, Turkey) and some are associate members (eg Kazakhstan, Australia) who need invitations to be able to participate in Eurovision
This is stupid and noone outside the European continet should be allowed to participate, period. It's our thing. It's not World'o'vision, it's fucking Eurovision, the rest of the world can suck it.
and Eu spends your taxes on regulation innovation and tech from the US because they are jealous, the EU spent billions to regulate that bottle caps are connected to the bottle.
5:25 Americans laughing at there being "essentially no equivalent to Applebee's in the UK", when UK town centres are full of Pizza Hut and Domino's and McDonalds and KFC and Burger King and Subway and Taco Bell and Wendy's and Popeyes...
@@Vindisk Looking at Google Images, this working class bloke wouldn't call Applebee's "fancy". Not a single member of waiting staff are wearing a waistcoat and bowtie, unlike Chip and Dale at Goofy's Kitchen. Do they have table linen and the correct polished cutlery at each place setting?
One time I went to Pavillions in California and the cashier noticed my English accent and said, “So uhh…. Is London the same thing as Paris?” After explaining that they were different cities in different countries, he still asked, “But British is the same thing as French right?” After even more explaining, he asked, “So is British in the same continent as us (USA)?” At that point I just paid and left.
Serbia and Croatia use different alphabets but the same language. That's not a very good indicator. And the claim is kinda true for Czech and Slovak. Not for rest however. Especially the Baltic languages.
@@to_loww serbia actually uses both Cyrillic and latin alphabets for their language, so they often use the same alphabet as croatia. Also, serbia is generally shifting to using the same alphabet as croatia (latin) anyway. Ukrainian exclusively uses Cyrillic and is a different language to other Slavic languages, so he does have a point actually
as an american i do think the 24h clock is better than the 12h clock. it just sucks that the 12hr one is so standardized that my brain has to do a conversion from 12h to 24h when reading any time on a 24h instead of just being able to look at it and tell the time easily. Basically what im saying is that if we didnt create the fucked up system we wouldnt be fucked up.
@@RainyDayDancethis is exactly how all the other things like metric vs imperial system and celsius vs Fahrenheit and date format are. The American versions are worse but it's what we and everyone else has lived with and still uses and we can't teach ourselves the other way when no one else (in the u.s.) is
@@RainyDayDance In all honesty the fact that, despite having to do a conversion, you're capable of reading a 24h clock puts you far beyond most americans and i'm proud of you
The post in the thumbnail went wildddd in the Eurovision subreddit. And the VAST majority of American Eurovision fans desperately want the USA to never compete because they'd take it too seriously. 4:22 Australia got a special invite in 2015 for an anniversary, but eventually Australia kept getting invited back and so they just stayed.
Honestly, it's not really any of you guys' fault. People like that are just a natural outcome of the "hurrah 'Murica number one exceptional capitalism good" eductrination.
The reason the UK has smaller portions is because we are not fat fecks, though to be fair some are doing their best here to even up the sizes in the UK! 😉😄
The first pizzeria is in New York. Most Italians had never heard of pizza until some GIs arrived in Italy during the war. But another thing to note is that the culinary tradition of putting cheese with other ingredients on a piece of baked bread is found all around the Mediterranean Sea. The age-old tradition is as Turkish and French as it is Italian.
The Air France fleet comprises of mostly European Airbus A320, A330, A350 aircraft along with some Boeing 777 and 787 aircraft. And France actually helped the rebelling British colonists fight against the British crown for independence as they were a first world nation before the USA was even formed (and had no love for the British).
7:35 why do Americans never shut up about their flag being red white and blue when it’s literally the most common colour scheme of any flag
Answer: they don't know more than 12 flags personally
@@secretjanusI'd bet many only know two, and the other is the confederate one.
Which is... Red, white and blue.😂
When they bring it up, just ask why they copied their colour scheme from Russia 😄
If they question it, point out that the Russian flag is 70 years older than the US, and ask if they're communist.
And yes, I know this is insane troll logic and their flag has nothing to do with the Russian one, and the Communist Party used a different (arguably better) flag, but I guarantee that the type of person obsessed with the "Red, White, and Blue" won't.
@@matthewstarkie4254 As Jean-Luc Picard said "Or the French, more properly used the same colours in the order blue, white and red".
The irony of an American saying that other countries have never won a war.. it's genuinely depressing how ignorant they are
I know, right? And that's your metric for how great your country is? How many people your country has slaughtered in war is your benchmark for what makes a place great?
I like to believe that Europe has matured enough to recognize that wars are inherently evil and should be avoided when it's possible. Sadly I think European countries are less likely to wage wars is because the last two almost completly destroyed the continent so we are simply not able to do it. Still, many countries participate in neo colonialism for fun and profit
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 we can, especially germany with their massive industry, but we don't do it because we have them to do the heavy lifting. neo colonialism if basically just the monkeys and the british.
The saddest part that we in our history class in czechia learned more about american historx than they do, and we also learned our own history
I can promise you that’s not the majority of the country, it’s just that society keeps letting people like that voice their terrible opinions and spout lies
America: the land of chronic main character syndrome
Arguably, MCS is a result of American exceptionalism and American media hegemony.
Yeah, I live in Europe, and you guys have the same problem.
How dare you say this about me specifically
the land of modern slavery
@@danieljohnson2005 "you guys" sound like some cope to me American
I hate it when Americans say that they "beat the British" when the people that won independence were also british
Innit, the war of independence was a bunch of disgruntled Brits fighting Britain while being bankrolled by the French and the war was only really won because Britain had 1000s of other things to do as well as fight the French. The US exists because Britain made too many enemies while being stretched too thin. It was mitigating circumstances that 'won' the war for independence, not Americans (they didn't exist yet)
The reason they managed to beat the British was because, in part, many of those leading the American militia were actually trained by the British in military tactics. Therefore they knew what to expect. Americans forget that Britain is a tiny little island on the other side of the world. We had to send our forces and supplies by ship half way across the globe to fight. And then there is the small matter of the French, who took great delight in providing arms and mercenaries to America. Americans don't like to admit they had help and already had huge numeric and geographic advantages. 😂
More accurately, the French and Prussians beat the British and what would become America helped out.
@@LordranRavin The French helped out because they wanted the places Britain held. It was supposed to divert their attention away from the more juicy parts of the Empire. But it backfired for them. They didn't really divert resources and then the idea of revolution entered the French psyche not long after.
The war of independence was Britain fighting thousands of miles from home with the revolters having help from France, Spain and the Netherlands. They genuinely should be embarrassed it took that long to win.
"Who has a 24h clock?" - 95% of the world?
Just like with everything else. Metric, Celsius and so on…
@@roccociccone597 220V, electrical plugs and outlets with round prongs.
24 hours clock has all the numbers from 1 to 24? Because I don't see that very often. Maybe I misunderstood.
@@missgranger5362 In Brazil at least analogs clock only go up to 12 but digital clocks go up to 24. In fact it trips me up when it's mid-afternoon and I see one in the single-digits, the couple of times it happened I thought it was disregulated due to a power surge. Takes a moment to go "oh, it's an imported clock"
@@gporto. thanks ! I only thought of analog clock that's why I didn't understand first, same here in France we have the two systems like Brazil.
its always the ancestryDNA percentages 😭
Yeah it is
Yup
Do you (the Americans) actually have reliable DNA references for historical tribes?
I tried to research my own DNA lineage and some ancestor groups, like Pontic Greeks or "circassians" (whatever it meant 200 years ago) had no reliable DNA signatures at all. They were a mix of many races already in the Middle Ages.
Honestly I only did mine because my dad was adopted and we didn’t know if my siblings and I would have health problems later on in life lol
@@jmi5969 Yup this. Got to wonder what datasets they use. Probably based on what other Americans think is their family tree. It's a lot of people just using dubious information at best. All you need is enough people to believe that they are X and suddenly you've got complete nonsense. It's not as if anyone is coming over here and asking us to submit DNA samples to improve their results. They're also idiots for handing over their DNA profiles over to companies who will sell it to medical companies. It's all one ball hair away and some minor legislation change from them getting denied medical insurance for some disease that they happen to have a genetic predisposition towards.
I feel bad for smart Americans. Their status and reputation in the world has been permanently damaged
Don't worry. No such mythological creature as a "smart American" actually exists.
@@MrHorse-by3mpI don't think a creature "American" exists, only Italians, French, Spanish etc.
@@MrHorse-by3mp As an American, I can confirm. We all live in trailer parks, wear Confederate-flag shirts and our economy is based entirely off the sale of bibles. Us 'Murcians don't need yur fancy book learnin'. We got our lord and savior, Jeebus Chrysler, for that!
In all seriousness though, at least you don't have to live around these shlubs. I live in the American South, and these mouth breathers are everywhere down here.
@@mopsik56 Lots of English ancestry, and as Americans love to boast about, a large percentage of Irish and Scots too. There's no such thing as a pure American. Everything they are, everything they value... all of it was "borrowed" and adopted from people with long, rich histories, who laid the foundations for modern society. On top of that, many of the founding fathers they so admire, were unscrupulous, ruthless, rich land owners, who owned slaves, conducted forced relocations and didn't abide by the very standards they talked about in public.
Being smart surrounded by idiots sounds like a fate worse than death
I love the fact that some americans can't conceive the fact that europeans don't want massive trucks.
We're all europoors and can't afford a truck that can be out-towed by a VW half its size.
Speak for yourself
Americans use the size of their vehicles to compensate for their lack of critical thinking ability.
With gas prices that high in Europe, of course you don’t want trucks. You’d need to take out a 20 year loan just to afford a full tank.
@@danieljohnson2005not really. It's just that people here prefer to spend the money on things which are actually useful instead of wasting it on a bigger car that is less practical overall.
Some people here get big trucks if they have a need for it or if they just love big trucks. Most people who arent car nerds however prefer to get a more useful car.
I'm pretty sure Americans couldn't handle getting Zero points in Eurovision, every single year.
But it would be hilarious watching them be so damn cocky every time they introduced themselves, talking about how they're going to crush all the other acts, only to then watch them die inside when the results get announced.
@@chrishateley5582 Well-written comment and very true. I laughed hard mid-reading.
the closes georaphycal american, who won eurovision for swicherland. was french-canadian (half-american).
@@antcommander1367 Celine Dion
Fr imagine thinking star power guarantees victory in Eurovision (look at Olly Alexander this year, for example). I doubt that American songs would have the traits voters are looking for in this competition.
An American girl once said to me that she’s “more German” than me because she had German ancestors. I’m German, born in Germany and live here ever since, and she couldn’t say a single word in German. Well…
blonde probably to
Mmmmm after the Holocaust, a German can look down on others????
That's hilarious. If, as an Australian, who had that logic I would be more European than a European because my ancestry includes so many countries which would make me a bitzer or mongrel😊. I'm 100% Aussie.
I'm from a Latin America country and I had watched many people from the usa who had Latin American grandparents or great grandparents who doesn't speak Spanish or Portuguese and when someone asked them why their responses are I don't speak conqueror languages ( in English another conqueror languages), and act that they know better about latam than the ones that actually had lived their entire lives here. I know that not all of them are like that but sadly the most noisy ones are the ones that are like that. Also when you have DNA that comes from other cultures and you want to be part of that culture but didn't grow up in the country neither speak the language,.I think that you should at least should have respect for the ones for the ones that have live their entire lifes in those countries.
americans really become mathematicians and expert biologists when you ask them where they’re from
Because they agreed to give some a scammy business a DNA sample, which can be later used against them and anyone in their bloodline (yes, that happened)
I love how proud they are to be something other than American.
@@TalesOfWar That thought has struck me too. Almost as if they want to be anything but American. And yet, there are those that see themselves as being so entitled because "...I'm an American, so........"
its called ethnicity and ancestry everyone has it, AMERICAN IS A NATIONALITY. BLACK, ASIAN, and WHITE Americans are all from elsewhere by ancestry, they're not natives. Europeans do know DNA tests exist, and that most white Americans are German, English or Irish.
@@efeddwdw9782 Ancestry is only a small part of ethnicity. If you don't share traditions, language, common values etc. you are not part of the ethnic group.
I went to Florida for 2 weeks which means I’m 2% American
You were the smartest person in Florida for 2 weeks
@@DittoGTI LMAO
You were free for 2 weeks.
@@sugoruyo free from civilization, law & order, safety
Florida might be the one place China or Russia could attack and the USA would thank them
Don't worry, it's now quite treatable.
Americans talking about freedom is always hilarious, you guys can't even walk across a road without being arrested so sit down lol
If you are talking about jaywalking it isn't commonly enforced and i only think it is in high tourist areas. If you are talking about the us not being walkable it is very walkable in reasonable distances
@@IpennienHow are you taking what this dude said literally💀🤓
I always find it ironic that the land of the free puts more people in jail than any other country on Earth.
@@richgerow3472 That is because years of racism, opression and just not being all that free for most people
@@dr.stephenstrange8471 Irony is lost on Americans!
I laughed when the American said “maybe don’t go on Holliday so much so you can buy a huge truck”
So many ways I could say “this is American mentality in a nutshell” you already understand the layers
The hell would I buy a big land boat truck FOR if I can't go on a month-long road trip with it? No. I have a small and convenient car precisely because I'm working, and need to be able to idk... Fit i to a freakin' parking spot and not run kids over in dense city centres because I can't see over the hood of my BIG ASS LAND BOAT.
Nope,it's impossible for me to work the whole year.... Starting from June i have tickets bought at festivals in Portugal,Spain,Italy,Croatia,Romania and Hungary. So i will go in my old Renault Megane,20 years old,wich never failed me. I don't need a shiny new truck to have fun....😆 Meantime that american works like a slave to buy a fancy car wich he will use to go to work, in order to pay back the loan to the bank.
Then you can spend half your paycheck putting fuel in it.
@@bubba842 and the equipment of an apartment on insurance and maintenance, tax yadda yadda for the rest of the time you have it
Yes I want to work instead of spending time with my family just so I can buy a bigger car.
Yes these are antidepressants, why do you ask?
I don’t even like Eurovision, but to have something that lacks American influence is so refreshing. Though I did wind someone up by calling the MCU a ‘foreign film franchise’. Took quite a bit of explaining that I’m not from the US therefore is foreign to me.
I would say that Eurovision is inflienced by American, but not flesh.
To be fair, now Australia and Israel are part of Eurovision, the European angle is diluted.
@@Old_Scot they actually competed 5 times in Eurovision...but for other Countrys
@@Old_Scot But they don't try to run it, if the US entered they would want it to be held in the US every year, all songs would have to be in English and probably a whole host of other ''demands' as well. And EuroPop along with EuroDisco are actually specific genres within the modern pop music industry and have nothing to do with the US (found this out by accident recently).
@@Old_Scot israel has been in esc for decades and aussies were allowed because they broadcasted it for 30 years. they at least bring their culture into their songs like this year with the aboriginal language and instruments and dancing
As an American, Americans baffle me too. The public transport issue baffles me the most. We somehow got this backwards logic where instead of making public transport more reasonable, let's widen the highways and roads to fit more cars, and it works for a few months at best.
Wow real unique take
Ditto the U.K., and then the government moans that people don’t use public transport very often! If they’d just make it better, people would be able to use it!
"Just one more lane, bro. It'll definitely solve the traffic this time. Just one lane more."
The guy in the video basically admitted that owning a car is just an arbitrary paywall for everyday life to intentionally screw over poor people. How can you see that and think its not an issue?
@@tobiasbayer4866 Gaslighting combined with idiocy and selfishness. We’ve been gaslit to believe that big trucks and SUVs are the way to go, gaslit to believe that fitting more cars on the road is the way to help traffic, companies want as much money as possible and the guys who make plans to widen roads wouldn’t make money if we never did it. Then you have selfish idiots that think that you need to afford a car to attend events, so they’ll do what they can to justify it.
08:00 the actual nerve of Americans judging planes from other countries, when they have the most known plane tragedies in the world.
no they dont what? Boeing is a manufacturer, the most important and dominant one. you scream uneducated, 99% of the Boeing issues arent related to BOEING, its the airline services who bought the plane and or the companies like rolls Royce or GE who make the engines. Airbus death tool is that of boeings yet its half the age of boeing lol
They're completely ignorant, that's the only explanation. Boeing has had so many more crashes than Airbus and it is an American company.
semptember 11th 2001
Even recently they stoped a big boeing command (american brand) in favor of airbus (french dutch brand). The reasons were boeing lack of safety and technical care of the planes.
@@Sovandefaretshots fired.
6:55 “I speak Gaelic and I’m a registered Fenian” Fenians were Irish Revolutionist soldiers in the IRB back in the 19th century, so I would assume when they say “Gaelic” they mean Irish, which in Ireland, is called Irish. Worst liar ever 😂
I do wonder where you can register to be Fenian, seeing as that was all rather secretive...
To be fair, he claimed both Irish & Scottish heritage, so he could have been doing the Scottish Gaelic course on Duolingo.
And I’m Irish the language is called gaeilge, Gaelic is used when talking about people or sports, which shows he never even learnt it
Fenian is also used as an insult in some areas of Ireland for Catholics
you don't disrespect a veteran of the raid on Chester castle like that 😔
@@BuhyeuTo be fair, linguists will often refer to it specifically as 'Irish Gaelic' , since it IS a Gaelic language. But he wasn't speaking in those terms either.
Wars Australia has been involved in:
WW1 (1914-1918) - On the winning side.
WW2 (1939-1945) - On the winning side.
The Great Emu War (1932) - Lost to the overwhelming Emu forces.
Korean War (1950-1953) - Concluded.
Vietnam War (1967-1973) - Was on the losing (American & South Vietnamese) side.
They lost the Emu war because the Aussies killed all the wild thylacines by that point.
Thylacines ate Tasmanian emus for breakfast, they could've helped with the Aussie ones.
They were also involved in the gulf war, Afghanistan and the war on terror
The Australians contributed massively to turning the tide back to the allies in Northern Africa during WW2. They held out under siege in Tobruk for like 8 months, denying the Nazis a vital port and giving them a huge logistical headache.
Absolutely right. Never pick a fight with an Aussie.
Ahhh but you do know that if it wasn't for the seppos we'd all be speaking German right now don't you, and WWII wouldn't have happened because we'd have been under German rule from WWI.
Bornean here, they liberated my city from the Japanese. So yes, they did prevent me from speaking Japanese like the video said
@@MayYourGodGoWithYou Seppos? I had to look that up, it’s a new one for me. I didn’t think you people could get any lower, but there you go proving me wrong.
@@danieljohnson2005 Then you will know exactly what my husband means when he uses the term ''septic'' (picked up from his time in the military,) and you will also then know from which countries they originate and possibly why they are used. Seems the US military aren't as popular as they might like to think they are, not with other militaries at least.Some people do have long memories, in some cases going back 80+ years
Americans either love being American too much or would rather be from anywhere else.
Or more often than not both of those at the same time! 😂
Its embarassing to be American, we're fed propaganda that we're actually the greatest country on earth, all while firmly being outside the top 20 for nearly every quality of life metric. all we have is the largest economy by GDP and it's a result of giving rich people and corporations all the power
its called ethnicity and ancestry everyone has it, AMERICAN IS A NATIONALITY. BLACK, ASIAN, and WHITE Americans are all from elsewhere by ancestry, they're not natives. Europeans do know DNA tests exist, and that most white Americans are German, English or Irish.
nah its called DNA, something Europeans cant grasp, colonizers aren't from the colonized lands?? no way
@@efeddwdw9782 Europeans discovered DNA, mate.
8:30 It's always funny when Americans think they don't have an accent but Brits "put on" one. When American accents have really obvious accent features like vowels in the wrong places ...
It’s that Margot Robbie and her ‘fake’ Aussie accent-drama again.
they cant even get vowels right in their spelling how you expect them to get it right when speaking?
Y'all got fuggin accents, dayumn
Honestly a lot about Americans starts to make sense when you realise how few of them hold passports. Most Americans will never leave the USA in their entire lives, the outside world is something they see through TV and the internet but only about a tenth of them will interact with it, and even then the majority of those only go to Canada or Mexico.
@@captainweekend5276 Yeah, but America is so big and diverse. I would say, other than the language, the cultures of California and Massachusetts could be just as different as Italy and Germany. Sure, a lot of Americans are stuck in their bubble, but we don’t really have to travel abroad when it could take a whole lifetime to experience everything we have in our own country. I saw a statistic that 60% of EU citizens have never left the EU and 40% have never been to another EU country other than their own, so you guys aren’t much better.
Americans would just take Eurovision way too serious. If you can imagine the salt a lot of Brits display when we inevitably end up on the bottom bit of the board but cranked up like 50 times 😂
The Americans joining Eurovision might actually be a good thing for the UK. I reckon they'd get nul points from the public vote instead of us and we might get promoted to getting two points or something. 😆
This isn't as funny as it could be. They've gone to war for lesser reasons. 😅
I think the population difference is just too big.
Americans, I think, when they even pay attention to Eurovision, pretty much equate it to a sillier "Idol" program. I mean, other than ABBA, there really has been no-one of import to burst into the world music scene.
@@zak3744 Why go through all that when we have something equally dumb already as "American Idol", and "The Voice"?
That American guy telling a dude from Belfast that he 'needs to support Irish people'. On todays episode of 'How clueless is clueless?'
But the oddest things would be that he , an American was kicking out an EU Citizen from Ireland which is EU soil while since the Schengen treaty that Romanian had every right to be there and Just Need a simple ID whereas him as a Non-EU Citizen needs at least a passport and has no right whatsoever to kick anybody out of Ireland not to mention reprimand some random Irish for not doing what he pleases in his own Country and actually telling him what he should do
This Is baffling to say the very least
@@adeliomoro2069Ireland isn’t part of the Schengen its only the mainland
Reminds me of the American tourist who followed and berated an Indian man in Poland for "invading" a majority white country
Americans are the only people in the world who will proudly claim they’re American, and then in the next sentence, talk about how Italian/Irish/whatever they are.
seems to not understand the difference between ancestry and nationality. Somehow America is the only nationality and the rest of the world is just ancestry or something.
Or they're 1/68th Cherokee or something.
heritage vs nationality. our immigrant ancestors were highly influential on local culture, overall culture, and family traditions. i don't see why it's a problem to take pride in your grandparents/great grandparents/great great grandparents (as long as you're not like the idiots who claim they're the same as people living in that country)
@@Stephh99 and no one complains about that at all, the problem is when those same Americans claims to be Germans, Irish and so on, it's like they believe that Germany and Ireland are not real countries and only some outer regions for America.
@@Henrik_Holst ah I see. I was interpreting those comments about claiming ancestry differently than your explanation of what people mean. thanks
8:08 Poland and Ukraine aren't just seperate languages they use different alphabets too.
and Lithuanian and Latvian belong to a different language group - Baltic vs Slavic for the rest of that list.
as a slovak i'll give them that slovak and czech are basically the same but the others ... bruh
To be fair, Poland _is_ like 5% Ukrainians now (which is based).
Also, speaking from experience, you actually can have a Slovak-Polish conversation and sorta get what the other person is saying (not so much with the other languages tho). Not saying the person knows what they're saying, because they clearly don't, but they accidentally made one almost correct guess in that statement.
My mother's friend is a Ukrainian and she has learnt spoken Polish pretty fast. She still struggles with writing and grammar. It's easier to learn a closely related language but you have to still put some work into it
@@Kickiusz you can hold polish - croatian conversation too, but its bit difficult. Polish - czech is possible aswell and quite simple
An American dude gave me the weirdest insult ever, he said "you are probably from one of those third world countries where people dont learn english." dude... what? im trying to learn though? my country does give priority to spanish but we do have english. My listening skills are 10/10 gotta improve speech and grammar, but im doing my best! Why would you make fun of someone just cause they are still learning something..jeez like chill the world is a big place with many many languages ~
Funny thing is, english is one of the easier languages to learn. People in the US werent even capable to develop their own language. They just speak english, you know, the language of england which devoloped out of the germanic language when the anglo saxons settled there.
Literally some fancy redneck version of old oversea german😂
But, thats fitting. A german invented and engineered the rocket which brought humans to the moon. And the US....well they had the people who were willing to be stuck into a metal tube, filled with explosives and being shot at the moon.
The only comeback you ever need for that kind of talk is "My English is better than your [insert whatever your first language is here]".
According to a European study, America is a third world country.
As an American, yes, this is a third world country by all means.
@@RicochetMayhem It's more a first, second and third merged into one country.
@@chrishateley5582 So true LOL
"At least in my country kids play with eachother instead of shooting eachother" is a good one too. Or "At least i have free healthcare" 😂
I spoke to a American yesterday who said he was Irish at first and it turns out his great grandfather come to the USA from Ireland like 80 years ago and he is claiming to be Irish! Thats nuts. He has never been to Ireland or even spoke to a actual Irish person in his life
@Koawa_ What? At least for Germany that's wrong. Citizenship does not jump over generations. Even if ALL your grandparents came from Germany, you are not immediatly granted citizenship when your ask...
And having ___ ancestry isn't the same as being __.
@Koawa_ thats all great but if you were not born in Ireland you still ain't Irish, if my great grandad is from France I am not French in any way shape or form
@Koawa_ No they don't lmao, you still have to be born in the country. Also being French Canadian isn't claiming to be from France, Canada has a French province. Literally Noone thinks that means they are claiming to be from France except you. Your ignorance of how any of this works is incredible.
@Koawa_ I will break it down one more time for you, wow. You cannot claim to be from a country your great grandad is from when you ain't even been there, you are from the country your born in unless it's a special case like military kids or diplomats etc, if a immigrant moves to Ireland and has a child, guess what? That child is Irish with foreign roots. There isn't my logic it's just common sense, you don't pick and choose your nationality depending on where your ancestors are from, that isn't how it works mate
hey as an aussie just want to drop in and say the reason we are in eurovision is becasue our broadcaster for it SBS (or a close affiliate), is and has been a major sponsor of the event and thus we were given the opertunity to perform as a form of saying thanks... its the same reason why israil is also a performer and has such say over the event because of sponsorship.
Nope Israeli in it because they are a true member of the EBU and as such can enter any contest the wish just like all the other members.
@@mattm8870 what do you mean true member? all members of the ebu are true members. are you implying you think theres imposters in the ebu? also, considering that out of all ebu members theres only 4 currently participating non european members - australia, armenia, azerbaijan, and israel- and half of those are major sponsors, id say its at the very least a major factor. its not like they could tell the country whos company is literally the official sponsor of the whole event they couldnt participate. that basically guarantees them entry, even though theyre not automatic qualifiers. keeping in armenia and azerbaijan also probably has political reasons, considering the situation there, but thats a whole other story
You're in it because Australia is a member of the EBU same as Israel, Azerbaijan etc.
pretty easy to "win" a war when you've got air support and your opponents are mostly unarmed peasant farmers...
Like the USA achieved any of their goals in Vietnam.
Or Afganistan for more recent example :P ....
@@ComissarYarrick the USA looted the shit out of the middle east which was the real goal of the wars over the last twenty years.
Some three million people died so that the wealthiest in the country could seize a billion dollars of assets.
@@ComissarYarrick To be fair, just about every major empire in history has failed in Afghanistan. From the British perspective the last conflict there was about the Seventh Afghan War.
i'm glad america's not in eurovision, because it's the one non-american thing we have left 😂
After Brexit, I’m surprised they still let the U.K. in!
@@EditorOfSLleaving the European Union isn't really synonymous with leaving Europe as a whole.
You can't just leave an entire continent like that. You're still in Europe, and you're still in the Eurovision. Please send something good next year.
@@EditorOfSL the U.K. is still in Europe, just not in the European Union.
America: yeah, you're welcome to it, pal.
@@EditorOfSLyou don’t need to be in Europe either geographically or politically to be in Eurovision. All you need is for the channel you show it on to be in the European Broadcasting Union, and you don’t need to be in Europe for that. That’s why Australia and Israel take part. Morocco did once as well!
7:56 saying this when Boeing is a US manufacturer is crazy 💀💀
For real.
Welcome back, X 🕊️
Airline manufacturer, but the point stands.
My condolences to your family.
@@janemiettinen5176 my fault
My favorite thing will forever be the fact that americans complain about military time, but cant read a clock
Frankly, I bet most GenZers can't read an analogue clock these days. As a GenX American, I think we could win a war with the GenZs by writing everything in cursive/joined writing and using analogue clocks.
@zatterx Well, you learn about pronouns now in primary school.
@@jaycee330 thats first grade stuff tough?
You always learned about pronouns, they are required in many languages.
@@drawbyyourselve You don't learn 57 of them.
@@jaycee330hi, mid-late gen z here. cursive writing was mandatory when i was in primary school, and we had lessons dedicated to learning how to read analogue clocks. i don't think i've ever met anybody under the age of 10 who couldn't read one. neither of these things are lost arts. speaking as a brit, if american kids can't read analogue clocks, it's not because they're gen z, it's because gen x can't be arsed teaching them how to. it's not a generation issue at all. also, since when has schools teaching neopronouns as an actual subject become widespread? i hear people complain about it all the time but i've never seen reports of it actually happening. a more progressive school may touch on their existence in a one-off lesson, but nobody's being failed for not remembering them all. anything a kid might know about pronouns will probably be from the internet or from their friends who use them...
The other night I was texting my american friend, and I was talking about how the UK country side was actually very beautiful, and his reply was
"I didnt even know it had a country side" so I asked what else it would be to which he said "city."
HE THOUGHT THE WHOLE OF UK WAS A CITY.
Some country side would be denser populated than some suburbs in the US.
I used to know an American who thought London took up most of England, like some kind of 2000AD Mega City. The same guy asked me if a small village in the background of a photograph of a Tornado fighter jet was London too. He thought it was both huge and tiny at the same time. I had to remind him that London was larger than New York City.
@@reinhard8053 I think my garden shed is more densely populated than some US suburbs, and I'm pretty sure there's maybe only a couple of hedgehogs in there maybe.
Bro must of thought that there was an underwater city to travelling to all the British island’s aswell 😂
when I was really young like 5 years old I thought the whole of the USA was just cities with skyliners. There were too many citycentric movies for kids in the 2000s I guess. I really thought everything looked like NYC or San Francisco. that was so silly.
As an Australian, I'm fucking disgusted by that post about how many wars Australia has won. Does this person know about Gallipolli? Every Australian child learns about it early, and for those who don't know, basically, British officers (no hate) mucked around and wasted Australian lives defending the trenches, while they wasted time instead of getting to the trenches as soon as they could for reinforcements. Then, we were forced to charge into heavy machine gun fir to provide cover for a British offensive that failed. In the end, Aussie ingenuity allowed them to escape, by rigging guns to cans of soup with water dripping into them, which kept the guns shooting for a few more hours so they could escape. It is a day of national commemoration and remembrance, akin to Memorial Day in the US. That was WWI, and in WWII we were the main forces fighting against the Japanese, and were excellent battle engineers, actually fucking digging UNDERNEATH the enemy to plant bombs and destroy enemy positions. If you think Australia has never won a war or saved people from speaking Japanese or German, you know nothing about Australia. Anyway, it's not about "saving" people from speaking Japanese or German. It doesn't matter what language you speak. What we were doing though, was saving people from oppressive tyranny and fascism. Meanwhile, you Americans didn't enter the war until it was basically done, and then committed basically war crimes against the Japanese people.
Wow. Have to agree with all that, and I'd like to mention Villers Bretonieux in France, whose people are still thanking Aussies after liberation in the first world war. ( 1914 to 1918) for all the USA readers out there!
3:58
I love this. This guy is basically saying that cars are just an arbitrary extra paywall to access everyday life put there intentionally to make the life of already poor people even more miserable.
Actually an incredibly based take but he is so far up his own ass that instead of realizing its a problem, he takes pride in it.
Goes to show that a lot of people arent just ignorant, they are willingly evil.
Just asking a question because I’m a tad confused on your views. Are you for or against cars?
@@shaunonlyplaysyt9879
Kind of a silly question. Its like asking If you are for or against bycyles, but I get what you mean.
I am against car centric infrastructure. Infrastructure should be a mix of all sorts of different modes of transportation. High speed rail, regular rail, trams, buses, cars, bycyles, and ofcourse walking. Instead of just cars for everything.
@@shaunonlyplaysyt9879 Exactly what he says. People should have the right to choose what they use to get to places
Reason why there are so many large 4x4's, SUV's etc. in the US, is because that vehicles classified as a semi-truck or larger, are subject to fewer regulations / taxes, so they buy them to save cash on the car itself, not realising that it guzzles a lot more fuel in the long term. Can't even make this up. I understand if they live in rural areas you might need the extra power or flatbed, but for city driving it makes zero sense.
@@abaddon1371
Keep in mind that fuel is also heavily subsidized in the USA.
The only reason why its even close to economically viable to own a big car is because of government interference, which is in turn caused by excessive lobbying.
All of this is by design.
americans talking about obliterating europe in eurovision is so funny to me when flo rida came 22nd in 2021...
right? that was hilarious
Well to be fair, Katrina, she of the Waves, did win in 1997 & she's born in Kansas i believe. And of course there's Celine Dion who's Quebecois. I do hope she's well enough to attend in Switzerland next year to celebrate! And Benton, who's half of the duo that won for one of the Baltic states, was from the Dutch Caribbean.
But that's it as far as i know, no other person from America, either north or south, has won or was even close to it. Most were part of a band & the place they were born never even played a part in ESC.
Unlike with Flo Rida, who was billed as the big star, who would win the whole thing. Like the ignorant US person said "obliterate" Eurovision. Well, we did see how that played out. They do tend to forget you cannot vote for your own country but have to get votes from others...
I still cant quite believe we even had Flo Rida come to eurovision lmaoo
To be fair, the Eurovision is not much to aspire to for a musician. In fact, these days, it's about as street-cred- destroying as the X Factor. The winner is usually the entrant that gets closest to the 26th letter of the LGBTQ÷ alphabet with their piece of performance art .
@@mikekelly5869 from an english perspective maybe, but it still kickstarts a lot of careers in mainland europe, like joker out who have been on a european tour for example. as for the lgbtq+ thing… that’s just wrong
Lithuania and Latvia aren’t even in the same language family as Polish,Czech,Ukrainian or Slovak
Ikr! Also why dont use Belarusian and Ukranian language as example (even tho Belarusian is almost extinct language and only rare bird speaks it), they are very similar and if you speak one of these languages - you actually almost fully understand both
@@nesstora I was just using the ones from the video
I was about to say like 😭 and besides that, even if they were it still wouldn’t work like that. I mean I’m Dutch and I sure as fuck can’t understand Danish
They are in the same language family (Indo-European), but they are not in the same branch. Lithuanian and Latvian are Baltic languages and the rest are Slavic. Together they form the Balto-Slavic branch of the Indo-European language family.
Still a really bad comparison, of course, because while they are realted, they are not closely related.
@@karavandebeeki mean to be fair i'm german and can understand dutch if its spoken slow and clearly, and as far as i know its similiar with a lot of slavic languages (my dad is polish and he can understand some russian despite never learning it in school)
But yea to say they're the same language is wild. Thats like saying english and german are the same language
"Deported from Ireland" LMAOOOOO
“I’m a registered fenian” that’s like a slur for Irish people here in NI lmaoooo
You know that somewhere along the line he has had money taken off him and the penny is yet to drop.
"We're too good" Sums up average American ego
Just understand that all Americans are above the US average.
It’s almost as big as the European ego. Nah, that’s not true. It’s a nowhere near as big as that.
just waiting for bloxcast to see this.
@@danieljohnson2005 lmao butthurt lil baby.
@@danieljohnson2005 angry american has entered the chat
3:37 American stadiums tend to have more space dedicated to parking than the actual area of the stadium. It's ridiculous
What? The stadium is the size it needs to be with parking outside. Games are large events therefore need a large amount of parking. What is the problem.
@@Ipennien Which in turn is only necessary because public transport in the US ranges somewhere between non-existent and inadequate.
@@marcromain64 I personally haven't lived anywhere with bad public transport.
@@Ipennien The problem is that such parking lots are often located on prime real estate. It costs a fortune to maintain. It is often funded with loans, costing another fortune to service. Which can only be funded with your taxes. Most cities are flat broke. Sell the land to a developer for a fortune, put up houses or shops, generate another fortune in taxes. Have the developer setup a dedicated bus line. Everybody happy.
@@jodocusonbenul Yea i get that.
The amount of Americans who seem to believe the world legitimately revolves around them and nobody else exists is hilarious.
Also Australia did have a part in WW1, 2, and various other wars alongside the US In ‘peacekeeping’ operations
To be fair, they're not alone in that self-perception. As a Brit who isn't from London I can confirm that Londoners also forget there is a world beyond their border.
Those peacekeeping missions were an excuse to pump out as much oil as possible and send it back to the US
Yeah but I feel like lots of people do that with their own country when they talk about world war 2 not just Americans in general.
08:17 the fact that they used the wrong their is the cherry on top. The lack of linguistic understanding is hilarious
Eurovision is done based on the countries part of the European Broadcasting Union, not which ones are in Europe - which America is still not part of haha.
Thank God for small favors.
The US is an associate member, like Australia is. You need to be invited to take part though I believe, which the US hasn't been, or if the have, they didn't accept.
Not "based on". The European Broadcasting Union invented, owns and is organising the competition. It's not a government thing.
So the USA could not be a part of it. A US American broadcaster or a Union of US American broadcaster could joining (or had joined) the EBU and take part in the competition, but the US centric broadcaster just don't do.
And which of the US music stars will compete? None! Nothing to win for a US American musician, cause no US American will care about a win.
There could be a different event called World vision song contest where every country does it .. wouldn’t be anything wrong with that
@@TalesOfWarthere is not a single American broadcaster that is a member of the EBU. (PS, there is no such thing as an 'associate member)
"Don't take a 6 months vacation, every 3 months* Matz hard in the US.
Well, those kinds of douchebags like to think they're superior badasses because they overpaid tremendously for a gas-guzzling road tank. It make them a big, tough, strong 'Murican man after all. I live in the South, and after I told my coworker that I was going to get a small economy car, he said, "You're gonna get one of those libtard mobiles instead of a truck?" The dude who said that to me is a wanna-be tough guy who tries to act like a hard. Those trucks are nothing more than big vehicles for fragile, little egos.
People only buy those gas-guzzling road tanks because they think it makes them a superior badass. They think, "I'm gettin' a truck because I'm a big, tough, badass 'Murican MAN!" However, they are the biggest group of wanna-be tough guys who put on an "I'm a badass" front to mask what a bunch of insecure wusses they are. Those trucks are just big vehicles for fragile, little egos.
They act like Europeans don't drive trucks because they're poor. Over here, those types of people who buy those gas-guzzling road tanks are wanna-be tough guys who think owning a truck makes them a super badass. Those trucks are nothing more than large vehicles for small, fragile egos.
@@richgerow3472 Parking here is not made for Raptor trucks.
so they think the vacation is not paid... Heck we are even paid extra during vacation.
statistically, US airlines typically use American planes whereas Air France usually uses European ones. The European planes are Airbus (lovely and safe) while the American ones are Boeing......
even US-based airlines are defecting to airbus now! just look at jetblue, delta, united
Yup, I had to explain that to someone in the comments already. I swear if some American now says Boeing is safer just because it was a an A330 that crashed, I m going to lose it
I remember when Boeing planes were safe.
@@robinharwood5044I legit wasn't aware boeng was now unsafe like since when?
@@wildstarfish3786 A not uncommon reply to that would be 1997 with the McDonnell Douglas merger.
Scottish people don’t even takes oaths to their clan 😂
Meanwhile, Americans take oaths even before going to the loo "I pledge to wipe my butt thoroughly after doing my duty and then wash my hands with soap and water, as God is my witness...Amen (and shit like that)!
@@SabrinaBelladonnaand as they pronounce duty the same as doody, what you just described is called doody doody
That would be Highlanders, not Scottish people. People of the lowlands lived under the feudal system, not the clan system. In any case, how would you know what we do and don't do?
@@andyallan2909
Because I am Scottish
@@andyallan2909 Hey american, whatcha doin
About Eurovision :
1. Australia, Israel or Morocco are (or were) part of Eurovision because Eurovision is not strictly for European countries, it never was a rule
It's for countries that belong to European Broadcasting Area ruled by EBU and they decide if you can compete or not
Israel and Morocco belong to that area (you can look up the map if you want to see how big it is) while Australia doesn't, but Australia got to compete in a different way : by an invitation
2. Eurovision was big in Australia and was televised there since 1980s (because Australian culture always was heavily influenced by UK), so in 2015 for 60th anniversary of the contest EBU invited them once, but they made such an impression (I think they were 5th) that EBU got them a deal to participate until 2023
So the deal ended last year, but they made a new one and Australia will probably remain in Eurovision for some time (their best result is 2nd place in 2016)
3. USA never joined Eurovision, because unlike Australia, there is very little interest in Eurovision there, most people don't even know it exists + American Song Contest failed miserably
4. I highly doubt that USA would have any chance at winning Eurovision, because 1 - Flo Rida participated once as featuring act in San Marino's song in 2021 and hype was really big, but they ended up in the bottom of the final and 2 - not many people in Europe would vote for USA because we don't want the contest to be held there (winner hosts the next contest) and we just don't want them to win an European contest
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"Australia hasn't won as many wars as America!" they say as Australia literally helped them out during the Vietnam war, among others.
Source: My Grandfather, as a citizen of Australia, helped out during the Vietnam War as an engineer for the Air Force.
And we lost over 500 young soldiers, plus Vietnam vets are still dying and suffering ptsd. BTW usa did not win in Vietnam nor Korea.
Let's also remember that the wonderful 'America,' that we should all be so grateful to, had absolutely no interest in joining the allied cause to defeat Hitler and his fascist allies. The only reasons they reluctantly entered WWII on the allied side was because a) Japan (German ally) eventually attacked Pearl Harbour, and b) their industries could make a fortune selling arms and munitions to the allies (who were still paying war-debts until recently). Yes, the US is a great friend (as long as you pay). In fact, speaking of Hitler and dictators, Trump is promising those who vote for him that, if they vote for him this one time only, they will never have to vote again. Obviously planning to abolish elections and become a dictator.
Saying your German because you like German pastry’s is basically me and bro saying “I’m German because the Audi Quattro S1 is nice”
Just for S1 lovers. It gives a German Company LCE Performance, there are making new S1 like Audi did! 450 - 600 HP Roadlegal just saying :)
no they say they were german because DNA says they are, hope this helps. doesn't matter if it is second or 3rd generations, most german immigrants came to the US only 70-80 years ago not even a generation.
@@efeddwdw9782 And DNA doesn't matter, he isn't german and should he ever even show up in a german subreddit, he will be seen as an attention starved, pathetic foreigner.
@@efeddwdw9782 still they don't have a german passport, know german, have the german traditions and culture and also don't jave the bavarians. So they are not German. Whoever thinks that we wear leather trousers, can't be German.
Also it was from 1830 to 1870 so after the end of the HRE and before the founding of Germany. So it's a hundred years earlier before Germany. Just the Deutsche bund Exsisted and that was a useless treaty
Hate to Bavaria from germay. I hate this place .
@@efeddwdw9782aaah, an American… if it was not even a generation, it would have been more than traces of it in his dna… hope that helps. I never understand how Americans are the most patriotic people on earth, hate Europe, as it’s socialist or communist, think we re third world countries and they’re so much better, but define themselves as : Italian American, German American, the worst one being Afro American, as that doesn’t mean much, Africa is pretty big, unless all the rest would be called Euro-American or Asian American … can’t you just be proud to be just American? You don’t want to be associated with us and we definitely don’t want that either.
As an American what the hell are we on
Fentanyl, mostly
I completely agree, we got some wacky people
You can leave if you want. We need less people as it is, and I doubt anyone would miss you.
@@Tylerstreams500 Who hasn't? And every country needs some stereotype...
@@Judys-Stuff true, but why did we get the wonky one
The Hawaiin state flag has the union flag in it too.
And Americans get annoyed when anybody points out that it was an internationally recognized constitutional monarchy, literally a sovereign state at the time they annexed it and turned it into a "territory".
7:15 As an Australian, I want to stop you right there Yank,
We declared war on our own national bird… and we follow you into every single war you have stupidly declared.
But you lost against emus...
@@siimplykittxie8469 We don’t speak about that…
@libertyprime76 not to mention the damn rabbits and cane toads!
@@siimplykittxie8469 Pretty sure the only war that wasn't against animals that the Aussies lost was erm...Vietnam because they were America's wingman and I don't think the Yanks want to bring that one up.
I love watching these videos as an American. I find this stuff funny.
4:09 What part of EUROvision did this guy not understand?
The only reason the Aussies are in there is because basically their entire country absolutely LOVES Eurovision and they had crazy viewing numbers for years despite it being aired at an inconvenient time for them.
Israel is also in for God knows what reason and have been for ages. No clue why considering they clearly aren't in Europe either.
It’s to do with the European Broadcasting Union im pretty sure,
@@eggphobia2395 no they are not members of the EBU, it's just that Eurovision was so popular in Australia that they decided to include Aus in 2015 as a one-off event (with the rule that if the had won they would have had to host the competition in Europe) but the 2015 was so popular among everyone that Australia kept on being included.
I mean Australians are pretty similar to Europeans except even crazier. They're just having a good time
@@moondaughter1004 How are Europeans crazy?
@@BlackWater_49 have you seen Eurovision?
Americans baffle me too george
Me too
Yup
I am one and I’m still baffled
@@vumassorry could you say that in English? I don’t speak American 🙁
I’m American & they baffle the absolute hell outta me.
People not using 24hr clock scare me
people who also not use celsius, metric and their brain also scare me
@@thomasherzog2172Boo !
Boo!
To be fair I have yet to meet anyone that actually says "It's 16 o'clock" everyone just says "it's 4 o'clock" so while the vast majority of places use the 24 hour time format when it comes to actually talking about the time out loud usually the 12 hour format is being used.
I'm from germany btw. This is why I switched my clocks over to the 12 hour format since everyone just uses that anyway.
"fahrenheit" ahh shit
The Italian name at 1:43
It's actually not uncommon to change your name (or take up a new one) when you move somewhere, if your real name is unfitting or hard for the locals to pronounce. A friend of mine is Finnish with a very Finnish name and when she moved to Spain, she took up the Spanish name "Renata". Her real first name was almost impossible to pronounce for the locals, so she had to find a solution.
Other than that, think of all the East Asians that take Western first names to make it easier for Westerners. Some of my Chinese colleagues run with names like Lilian, Frank, Nina or Lili, because those are easier for us to pronounce than, say, Jianxia or Xiaozhang.
This is kind of funny considering every teacher messes up my name from my birth country (the Netherlands) 😭
7:42 as an American i'm sorry that we have this man in our country, we love Austrailia they kick ass
Love the videos George. Glad I can flex my weird Eurovision knowledge. The reason some none European countries are in is because it’s based on the telecommunication connections between the countries that were there originally when it started. That’s why Australia is in it. :) ❤
Australia was not in there originally, though. They started in like.... 2017 or something. I am Norwegian, have always loved Eurovision (boycotted this year, though, for obvious reasons), and all we heard about it, really, was that it was a trial thing one year, because Australia really loves Eurovision, so they were allowed to compete once as a kind gesture, and if they did WELL, they'd be allowed to compete again the next year, and become a regular.
I was confused too, thanks for saving me a google search :)
@@HadridarMatramenwhy? I know nothing about eurovision
Some are full members of the EBU (eg Morocco, Turkey) and some are associate members (eg Kazakhstan, Australia) who need invitations to be able to participate in Eurovision
This is stupid and noone outside the European continet should be allowed to participate, period. It's our thing. It's not World'o'vision, it's fucking Eurovision, the rest of the world can suck it.
4:00 "we're not spending tens of billions on rail lines" yeah you spend it in massive parkinglots
And suburban sprawl, tearing down perfectly fine neighborhoods, building lanes after lanes, school busses ...
Yeah, my answer to that statement is "you should be".
“99% of engineers quit one lane before fixing traffic”
No, they spend it on murder
and Eu spends your taxes on regulation innovation and tech from the US because they are jealous, the EU spent billions to regulate that bottle caps are connected to the bottle.
5:25 Americans laughing at there being "essentially no equivalent to Applebee's in the UK", when UK town centres are full of Pizza Hut and Domino's and McDonalds and KFC and Burger King and Subway and Taco Bell and Wendy's and Popeyes...
Those aren't equivalents to applebee's
Which are nothing like an Applebee's. (Personally, I prefer Max & Erma's).
Yeah, but from what I know Applebees is supposed to be a sort of “fancy” place to eat, and those places aren’t really viewed by many as fancy.
We have Wendy's now? Haven't seen one of those yet. Had my first Popeye's the other day and it was absolutely banging to be fair.
@@Vindisk Looking at Google Images, this working class bloke wouldn't call Applebee's "fancy". Not a single member of waiting staff are wearing a waistcoat and bowtie, unlike Chip and Dale at Goofy's Kitchen. Do they have table linen and the correct polished cutlery at each place setting?
One time I went to Pavillions in California and the cashier noticed my English accent and said, “So uhh…. Is London the same thing as Paris?” After explaining that they were different cities in different countries, he still asked, “But British is the same thing as French right?” After even more explaining, he asked, “So is British in the same continent as us (USA)?” At that point I just paid and left.
Wtf
I'm not even joking, my friends and I use 'american' as an insult 😂😂
Being american pretty much covers any and every insult.
Being called an American here is one of the most annoying insults to be called here because no one likes them 😂
Isn't that just Xenophobia?
@@BB88MangosALBB88 hey we aren’t that bad
@@coal1235 try convincing an island that.
@@ondururagittandeska2004no
8:00 Ukraine has a different alphabet to the rest, even when Americans are wrong, they are wrong
Serbia and Croatia use different alphabets but the same language. That's not a very good indicator.
And the claim is kinda true for Czech and Slovak. Not for rest however. Especially the Baltic languages.
@@to_loww serbia actually uses both Cyrillic and latin alphabets for their language, so they often use the same alphabet as croatia. Also, serbia is generally shifting to using the same alphabet as croatia (latin) anyway.
Ukrainian exclusively uses Cyrillic and is a different language to other Slavic languages, so he does have a point actually
as an american i do think the 24h clock is better than the 12h clock. it just sucks that the 12hr one is so standardized that my brain has to do a conversion from 12h to 24h when reading any time on a 24h instead of just being able to look at it and tell the time easily.
Basically what im saying is that if we didnt create the fucked up system we wouldnt be fucked up.
use 24h time and the conversation becomes natural
@@silenthbomb2025 not when your are speaking to people who are accustomed to 12h time
@@RainyDayDancethis is exactly how all the other things like metric vs imperial system and celsius vs Fahrenheit and date format are. The American versions are worse but it's what we and everyone else has lived with and still uses and we can't teach ourselves the other way when no one else (in the u.s.) is
I think people could tell the time long before you "created" the fucked up sistem.
@@RainyDayDance In all honesty the fact that, despite having to do a conversion, you're capable of reading a 24h clock puts you far beyond most americans and i'm proud of you
Americans also baffle me, a fellow American XD. I love your content and enjoy watching your uploads, keep it up man!
As a Scot I must remember to take an oath to my clan😂😂
As an American i don’t even understand my own people. We confuse and fight each other
Soon, memeulous will run out of adjectives to call Americans
Don't forget the advantage of many languages with specific words that can be incorporated.
7:38 that "yours is just an outpost cuts deep" especially after the McBride sentencing.
7:04 "Registered Fenian" Sure buddy 💀
He took an oath, too.
Hardest cap on planet earth
the amount of times you make videos about people being stupid, and then say stupid stuff yourself is hilarious and painful at the same time 😂😭
2:00 I'm not Italian but based on my research I feel like 'Katelina' would be the most accurate equivalent of 'Kaylin' in Italian
Italian here 🙋 we don't have Katelina but an italian version that you probably could use is Caterina, as many girls use the nickname Katia then.
i see george m i click its that simple
its a magic
Yup
3:40 As an American and an urbanist.... it's a nightmare but some places are alright and a lot are getting better
7:10 poor dude doesn't realise they don't respect him even slightly
The post in the thumbnail went wildddd in the Eurovision subreddit.
And the VAST majority of American Eurovision fans desperately want the USA to never compete because they'd take it too seriously.
4:22 Australia got a special invite in 2015 for an anniversary, but eventually Australia kept getting invited back and so they just stayed.
To be fair Australia has strong relations with Europe
Oh my god it GRATES me when they say they don’t have an accent
American here, and I gotta say they baffle me too lol I really wonder how they get up in the morning and survive the day
Honestly, it's not really any of you guys' fault. People like that are just a natural outcome of the "hurrah 'Murica number one exceptional capitalism good" eductrination.
@@Kickiusz very true, but its also either education or lack there of that makes it worse
@@KickiuszIt is his fault. He deserves to be mocked for his nationality.
It's not your fault. The bad ones are usually the loudest
Americans showing 50 digits of Pi to explain why they have italian genes and are thus Italian:
Ahh, the famous Pizza Pi!
Sometimes I don’t even watch these videos just because of how difficult it can be
The reason the UK has smaller portions is because we are not fat fecks, though to be fair some are doing their best here to even up the sizes in the UK! 😉😄
I’m an American. Trust me, I too am baffled by ourselves.
2:00 Calimero, her name should be Calimero and people would laugh at her (anyone else remembers that cartoon?)
I do.
I am old.
Oh my god i loved that little egg head
Damm, I sometimes watched this cartoon on some german speaking channel when I was like 8 or 9.
As an American I can say that most people aren't this stupid. It's only the ones that talk a lot.
as an american I can say that you're fibbing and we're all stupid
Don’t worry mate. We have some here too.
The irony that analogue clocks are 12H clocks but they can’t read those either
Especially if they have Roman numerals.
@@amyboleszny543 Even worse if they k new that they were using Arabic numerals !
How can Americans claim they'd win Eurovision when Flo Rida actually went to Eurovision and didn't even get close to winning.
My clock only goes up to twelve, but then the hands move over the numbers again for the second half of the day.
I love pizza, I must be Italian. 🤌
my back hurts. i must be julius cesar
I went to Singapore on a school trip once, guess I'm 0.4% Singaporean now.
The first pizzeria is in New York. Most Italians had never heard of pizza until some GIs arrived in Italy during the war. But another thing to note is that the culinary tradition of putting cheese with other ingredients on a piece of baked bread is found all around the Mediterranean Sea. The age-old tradition is as Turkish and French as it is Italian.
5:04 applebees is litterally just american weatherspoons
They looks slightly less depressing than a 'Spoons. Even brand new or just refurbished 'Spoons look tired.
@TalesOfWar true but food quality seems similar though
They don't know whether they like German baked goods if they haven't visited Germany 🤣🤣
6:17 "Oh, Great! Now I´m agreeing with France! Look what you made me do!"
(DBZA Reference, kinda)
The Eurovision one is so funny because Americans seem to think it's a competition of our best artists.
love the daily vids man, huge
How can you bring up Australian wars and not mention the emu war.
Even funnier that there were two wars. The Oz´s lost *twice*
@@nilsfra1452 don’t underestimate emus man
That was 100% where I thought it was going. I was so disappointed 😂
There was almost a Drop Bear war but we surrendered immediately.
@@nilsfra1452To be fair, emus are the closest living relatives to cassowaries
'merica, still confusing England and Britain. I guess they'll never learn
Yeah well England never won a war with Britain
they are even confusing America and the US
i love reading comments telling me that no american knows geography when i can name every country in the world from memory without a map
Nerd
@@thomasherzog2172th is the difference
1:42 I find this so god damn funny. Shows that he really was just lying even if the lines were correct 😂
The Air France fleet comprises of mostly European Airbus A320, A330, A350 aircraft along with some Boeing 777 and 787 aircraft. And France actually helped the rebelling British colonists fight against the British crown for independence as they were a first world nation before the USA was even formed (and had no love for the British).