I mean as an American maybe on social media you’ll certainly find egotistic Americans but that is kinda inevitable. As if one were ever to visit America. Especially in places down south or New England. It really is a lot different than it’s portrayed. We don’t care that much about our country as it’s portrayed. We’ll just act like normal people
@@Arltratlo No. we can still get into France without a passport, we just need to fill in an online form before we go. It takes 2 minutes or less. Try again.
because they have no idea that there even is a rest of the world. Some even think modern history started in 1776 and European history ended the same day. I wish that wasn't true but it is.
It reminds me of how Russians (or rather Russian propaganda) treats Poland nowadays. You would think that we're still a part of the great Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. A country able and willing to invade Russia only to retread after couple months because our nobility got too drunk to fight off peasant rebelion. Meanwhile Poland nowadays can barely form a goverment. Nobody cares about the troubles - people are more focused on what the politicians are trying to push on us
@@AlanpittsS2aor that americans are so cocky about winning the war when France did 90% of the fighting and was the only reason they even have any rights.
One of the well known stories about an American visiting Germany is "He (the American) laughed and asked if we even have electricity. He couldn't see the Overlines because everything is underground"
That's funny, the main reason I know I've crossed the border into Germany from the Netherlands is because they still have the power lines above ground. Maybe that's just regional or only rural though.
@@watdoetiee Another clear giveaway when driving into the Netherlands is that their bycicle lanes are very obvious. They are sized like an extra lane, with some form of barrier to clearly separate cars from bycicles.
Same with an American woman believing Germans have no fridges. Because Germans prefer their fridges to be built into their kitchen cabinets rather than have them free-standing 😅
The chocolate is actually reverse. Most American "chocolates" cannot be legally considered chocolate in the UK, because they only contain around 5% coco solids where it needs to be 20% for it to be considered chocolate.
@@commandershepard2490If it ain't beating neapolitana, I'm not even going to waste my time, I'm freaking from Switzerland growing up with varieties of Pizzas.😊
@@ajstyles5704 Bin auch aus der deutschen Region um Basel und Italien ist hier halt der standard "lass mal schnell 3 Tage ans Meer fetzen" Urlaub. Niemand hier den ich kenne würde eine amerikanische Pizza der italienischen vorziehen.
There were an american couple visiting in Helsinki, Finland on fourth of july. The complained to hotel personnel why there were no US flags on thr poles because it was the indepence day. The personnel politely explained that we are in Finland, not in the US. We don't celebrate their indepence day but our own which is on sixth of december.
You're free to move to England, i'll be your friend. Guns aren't as readily available or easy to get hold of, but at least our food is real, we pronounce words properly and our teeth are real 😊🇬🇧🏴
The problem with the whole “europe doesn’t have …” argument is that Europe is a CONTINENT with different countries that all have their own laws and cultures. Some of the things they say might be true for one country but completely wrong for another.
Yeah, the most triggering thing about this video is all this talk about "Europe" as if it's one place, and "USA Vs Europe" as if they're comparable, and the USA isn't European.
As a citizen, it was nice to visit North America! It was nice to visit the homogenous people of North America with their homogenous culture, and visit similar landmarks such as the Canadian Rocky's, Chichén Itzá, and the province of Texas, although it was pretty small and I couldn't fill my 2 week schedule.
I just made the realisation that the one TikTok asking what the UK does during 4th of July highlights something. If the UK had to sit and think about the independence days of EVERY country or region we colonised we probs never have a normal day again 💀
That one person was right, I wouldn’t make it in the US for 6 months, not because of their “work ethic” though, but because of their piss poor wages. That message was not the own he thought it was.
Well it has a lot to do with the fact that America has to subsidize European collective defense While we were screaming at you that the Russians were going to do something you were deciding your armies now you're bitching at us to protect the Ukrainians
And lack of mandatory vacation days for workers, don't leave that out. Many jobs can offer ZERO vacation and sick days--yet, many Americans still think unionizing is "communism".
@@kaecatlady weve got arseholes whinging because Angela Rayner wants workers rights. Fuck them if their works won't cope with decent wages screw them, oh and when they go bust take every penny Ron them to pay redundancy. If that leaves them with nothing screw them
I’d bet a significant amount of money that whichever American made that ludicrous claim has never even tasted European chocolate. I remember my sister bring me back Hershey’s Kisses from California and they ended up in the bin! (Sorry sis.) The texture was just disgusting.
And look at their record fighting in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. If the whole of the US struggles in those conflicts, how could one state defeat an entire continent?
@@p.j.berman9060The US has won a war on their own like... twice. In their entire countries history. Every other time they needed MASSIVE help or just lost. The American military is a joke
I once had the misfortune to meet a couple from San Diego on a whistle stop tour of Europe ("here's Paris, you have 30 mins.") in an ancient watermill converted to a guesthouse in Cornwall. One morning at breakfast this loud-mouthed individual asked the owner, "Say, guy, just how old is this place?" Without batting an eyelid, the reply was, "Twenty years older than America". The guest wasn't quite so loud for the rest of his stay.
I once mentioned to a US American online that in Switzerland, you technically don't need to ever set foot in a highschool to become a medical doctor. Because there are other ways to qualify for university, which is what you have to attend to become a medical doctor. Despite being given that explanation, that person still think this meant that "Swiss doctors don't even have a highschool degree, therefore they are less educated than someone with a highschool degree". Edit: Typo
@@camelopardalis84 American high school pretty much only succeeds at traumatizing people so I’d argue that Americans would be significantly less qualified
@@camelopardalis84 Thanks to the GOP the educational system in the USA is going to get much worse. It is already close to this comparison: the average English schoolboy is equivalent to the average High School graduate in education. A twelve year old matching an 18 year old in education. It's ridiculous. As an American I find it difficult, with my education, to speak to another adult in my country without cringing at the appalling ignorance...on just about everything. But if you got on the topic of vehicles, or pop culture...there is savant level knowledge happening. Cultural knowledge, history, and the worst one...actual political and economic knowledge is appalling. The right wing party in America has turned the entire country into a cult of stupidity. So, people are doomed to vote for being poorer and poorer and poorer. "Fleece me! Fleece me harder daddy!"
And now you understand why Canadians always have a Maple Leaf clearly visible when we travel to other countries. It's our way of saying "Sorry for looking like an American, please don't spit in my food."
The Problem is the leaf makes you look like you are American.. Because i have seen at least 3 US tourists not Canadian wear it on their backpack. But the only Canadian tourist i meet didnt have one.
@@Telendil So you think the Maple Leaf is a USA symbol? Have you ever heard of stolen valour? That's what people from the US wearing a maple leaf are doing and now their making Canadians look just as bad as they make their own country look. They should be called out as the liars they are.
@@timdowney6721 Since my argument mainly is that americans have it on their backback to not look like americans so if you use it you look like an american even if you are actually canadian my sample size would be 3. But this is so common knowlege that comedians make jokes about it that start like this : Since Americans are carrying Canada on their backback for years ....
5:36 No clue what you Brits drinking, but in The Netherlands taped water is of higher quality than bottled mineral water. The only reason you buy a bottle of water here is, when you are walking outside all day and don't have access to a faucet. And since the Dutch are quite thrifty in nature, lots of people don't throw that bottle away when it's empty, but keep filling it up with taped water forever.
@@Leith-u4p Large parts of England are very flat, which has a lot to do with it. And many of the cities are just as old as the idea of running tapwater, so the plumbing is bad. I'm living in Wales. The tap water here is really nice. It depends a lot on geology. Like what the bedrock is made of. And also whether the water is in a reservoir up in the mountains, so it's fresh rain water, or if the water is just taken out of a river that's run through cities and farmland and is full of shopping trolleys and missing children. I've tried the tapwater in London and it's a bit odd. But even in a shithole like Cairo, I'll drink the tap water before paying for bottled water
Everywhere that I’ve lived in England has really nice tasting tap water. The only reasons anyone would buy bottled over here is if you like it sparkling water, you don’t have access to a tap, or you don’t mind wasting your money for no reason. 🤷♀️
Man i still cant believe america is the only country that pretends the first americans ran away from religious opression when in reality they were the opressive ones no one wanted around😂😂😂
That's backwards. American English incorporates all these foreign words and rules from migrant languages in an inconsistent haphazard mash. 'Parmesan' is a French spelling adopted into America with an Italian pronunciation. It's not simplified at all. In fact, Teddy Roosevelt aimed to simplify it once as president and backlash was so intense, the effort died immediately. (See also: Conversion to the metric system. We got as far as converting drink bottles to 'liters'.)
@@kanedNunableim portuguese and i can relate to this, because now portuguese is associated with brazil instead of portugal.... i lose 34% of my braincells when I see that. Props to minecraft for making portuguese portugal!
5:06 It is not a work ethic, it is just a lack of worker protection. Germans work on average about 400 fewer hours per year for the same or better money than Americans.
Americans *are* hard workers. That being said, of course you are right in that a lot of that isn’t really out of choice, but bad worker’s rights. Americans have been manipulated to only look at the economy to judge success for too long. Economic growth and wages are better in the US than EU, the problem is that in the big picture (meaning including universal healthcare, worker rights, public services, general happiness etc.) this advantage almost (only almost!) disappears. In Europe we like less extremes. We had enough of that here already and it brought nothing but ill.
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne There are a lot of grossly overpaid people in the USA skewing statistics. For example in Germany CEOs get the same pay rises as every other employee because German law demands that every company above a certain number of employees must have a union representative as a permanent member of board of directors. Consequently a German CEO earns about one tenth of a comparable US CEO while workers earn about the same or more than in the USA.
@@milo1k846 There are a number of videos here on YT made by Americans living in Europe who did work that out and according to them they are financially a bit better off in Germany/Europe despite the higher taxes once into account what you get for your taxes like free universal health care, free university education etc.
7:34 the funny thing is that Hawaiian pizza was created by Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, in 1962. So it's technically not even American-made, but European. 🤣 edit: I mean that the person was a Greek that just moved to Canada, not that Canada is in Europe. I'm not stupid.
In the UK, we just call it Pizza and it is branded as Italian (in the packaging and colouring used), with the exception of the odd US American themed pizza, which is just the same but with BBQ sauce and or chillies.
The rudeness is mainly just a Paris thing, I've found. Almost everywhere else in France I've been, the locals are very normal and friendly. Parisians are notorious even among the French for being rude XD
Well as some seem to think Australia is really China, NZ is actually Japan and the European continent is the country of Africa I suspect you might be right.
Hahaha Americans can't read a map hahaha ha please protect me Americans I need your military to protect my f4ggy european country because my soft bitchmade people are weak and can't do it themselves.
It's like one of those fairytale origin stories. An old childless widow a thousand years ago went over to Stonehenge and wished for a child, and then a magical fairy showed up and turned one of the giant boulders into a child, and that child is the ancestor of this dude. He's probably very tall.
Stonehenge was pile of stones, when army bought that area to use as shooting range for cannons, Cecil Chubb bought it in 1915 and donated it to nation, people do not realize it was rebuild in 1964, the stone were re-erected in concrete, it has modern foundation, stones were put were those were assumed to been, ancient monument 😀
@WIDGI we all know what the periodic table is. I didn't know the difference between Belguim and the Netherlands I until adulthood, but that's because of the asymmetry in American education.
@@Laz7481 As a chemist, I can assure you that Americans are as bad at chemistry as well as geography, maths, common sense and understanding that if you can never admit when you are wrong you can never learn anything.
Well the logical thing would be to start at the administrative capital of Europe. That would be Brussels where the European Union has its seat. Thats not 'all of Europe' but arguably the biggest part as population and economy goes. So there the Texans are greeted with great fanfare by the Belgians and given the best of food and drink Belgium has to offer. They are only a small country, they sure as heck are not going to fight the mighty Texans on unequal terms. And that will be the end of the great Texan invasion. Try to invade if you keep walking into lampposts and can't tell your right from your left anymore. And the first thing you want after copious amounts of Belgian beer is more of the same.... Take it from that great general Julius Ceasar. He considered the Belgians quite the handfull 2000 years ago. Because everything is fair in love and war.
@@daverider5482 if by "throw bread & roll cheese wheels" you mean the bomb the living crap out of you then yes. You might want to check how many nuclear countries are in Europe.
that’s the thing. it’s normal not to know much about other countries. the reason they’re annoying compared to any other nationality is their tendency to assume stuff at their country is the original and not the copy. like why would you assume that, from a nation not even half a millennia old.
Europe is about 10 million kilometres squared. Texas is about 700,000 kilometres squared. So, not only is Europe bigger than Texas, it is over 14 times bigger than Texas.
@@AlicjaDee All of the Japanese islands could fit inside British Columbia with room to spare. BC has 1/75th the population of Japan, and Canada itself has a slightly higher population than Greater Tokyo
@AlicjaDee while the combined population of Europe is somewhere in the 750 million area. Which includes two notoriously difficult places to invade, Britain and Russia.
American here: What you think of as bottled water (mineral water) and what we think of bottled water are not the same. Mineral Water is just as expensive here, the bottled water here is literally just tap water that has maybe gone through an extra filter. We buy it for the convenience, even though you can just ask to fill up a reusable water bottle at any gas station with a drink machine and almost all of them will let you. I would also like to point out that our Department of Education is a fucking joke due to about 40 years of underinvestment (Reagan), the majority of us haven't seen a fifth of the country, and 10% of us have never even left their home state.
@@Smeik100 You really should go out and see more of your country, there's some really cool stuff there! Also maybe check and see if Blielfeld actually exists.
Yeah, you can only find water bottles that are actual tap water in tourists traps in Europe since for some reason, people don't buy that since tap water is more or less free.
@@ivanruzic2592 It's all to do with genetics, everyone there in the US is given a choice when born, either be american or have a high IQ, quite easy to understand really 😁
Canada does have a little French in it and Australia has what’s left of the Indigenous languages after we kidnapped their children and tried to brainwash the culture out of them. So some of the old languages exist but not to the extent they did before the whole kidnapping thing. What I’m saying is some of these countries do have alternate dialects kicking around.
Makes me being fluent in like 9 languages. No, it would be great if the Anglosphere could make their mind up so I don't need to change my spell checker to fit the site I am commenting on. Don't want to be a yank, or a pom or a limey because I got the wrong one activated. Standardis/ze already!
I’ve never been to Domino’s, but I never understood how they managed to survive. Here in Germany pizza from small pizzerias is probably the number one delivery food followed by Asian cuisine. At least in our outskirt of an urban area here pizzerias are everywhere, while stuff like Domino’s flock to big cities. Closest Domino’s is ~32km from here whereas there are, where as the closest pizzerias are 5km and 8km away. Those two exist for as long as I remember, but there are more who popup in villages and disappear occasionally. We certainly have our own styles of pizza, but not that far away from what I ate in Italy. Hospitality culture etc is indeed different here. Though we were indeed mostly in touristic areas, which means my experience might not be thaaat representative for Italian pizza.
Domino's business model is pizza delivery. There's people that sometimes can't go get pizza themselves. Now you can pick Domino's up too. But for the longest time it was just delivery. So delivery was the strong selling point. Not the product itself.
@@1pcfred the point is that normal pizzerias already do that. Pizza was already the number one delivery food here. It’s just a big centralized company that tries to push the small restaurants away Okay, seems they already failed in Germany in the 80ies and now they came back and bought two leading pizza delivery chains.
As an italian, the pizza one actually offended me and i had to take a moment. What the hell? Pizza was literally popularized in the US by Italian immigrants!😂😂
The American work ethic is only as strong as it is because most Americans have no choice but to work multiple jobs to be able to afford basics like food, housing and healthcare.
@@milo1k846 As I said, most Americans. www.google.com/search?q=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+cities&rlz=1C1VDKB_enGB1088GB1088&oq=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+c&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgCEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIICAMQABgWGB4yCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQkxMzc1OGowajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
7:55 "we could've taken over after WWII but didn't" right... Guess I imagined that whole thing with the allies splitting up Germany among themselves and taking over for a while.
I was in France last year and me and my partner met a lovely American couple and went for a meal with them. They informed us they were intending to take the EuroTunnel train in several days as they wanted to visit London, the conversation moved to places to visit in London when, without any hesitation, the woman asked me and my partner if the train stopped at any point in the tunnel crossing, I asked why? She proceeded to say, without any irony and completely deadpan, she was hoping it would stop so she could see and take photos of the fish I proceeded to laugh my arse off for about 20 minutes.
Yes London, Paris, Barcelona, Amsterdam or Venice are themeparks. While being in Venice I heard an asian couple ask "when - or at what hour - will the city close ?"
I was on a flight from JFK to Heathrow a few years ago. As the aircraft was approaching London, the pilot made an announcement that we would have a lovely view of Windsor Castle as we landed. As we passed the castle, the middle aged American couple sitting next to me commented “It’s a shame they built it so close to the airport”. I kid you not.
@@ninokamps4407 smh, not you being untraveled. in a lot of asain countries, cities, towns there is a time where basically the entire city shuts down. all the shops close, and there is almost nothing that you can go do. im guessing what ever language you heard them speak wasnt their first language too. they could have accidentally said city instead of attraction aka museum/churches.
In Latvia 1.5 L of water cost around 50 cent to 1 euro. If you go only restorants it will be 1.5 euro, maybe if you go in some expensive one then 2 euros.
@@cambs0181 Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada belong to us by right of Manifest Destiny and we've been trying to unload Puerto Rico for quite some time now.
@@1pcfred Manifest Destiny? You mean that thing when some inbreds thought "I want this therefore it should be mine"? Sure sounds like colonisation to me.
The Americans are like the original idea of earth, believing everything revolves around them. In reality they are like earth, minuscule like everything else
If you look at it from a different pov, American Patriotism is no different to German Nationalism during WW2... Just pointing it out, the lines run parallel to each other...
I’m a Volunteer Tour Guide in York and enjoy meeting Americans, they are usually friendly and polite. But the type from Texas in a cowboy hat can be a challenge. Before he starts I get my own daft statements and questions in first:- “This must be a culture shock for you, traveling from a little place like Texas to the centre of the world’s biggest empire”.
I always love how Americans will defend their work ethic and then condemn slavery. Your work ethic is modern slavery. You work 95% of a day, consume sugar and coffee to give you energy to stay alive under those conditions and you will still defend your modern slavery system. Land of the "free" 😂 Also, If you go to Balkan countries, like Croatia, people will charge you 2-3 times more for water, because you are foreigner. Water here (big 2L bottles) is less than 1€
Hahaha yes because slavery is wrong wtf, second we work 8 hours a day which is 1/3rd of the day, most people work either 7-3 or 9-5 which both give you enough time to do stuff, why do Europeans go online and lie
3:37 fun fact - the methods used in chocolate production in america result in creation of the same chemicals found in vomit, american chocolate scientifically tastes like vomit apparently originally they used this method as cost saving measure when they were mass-producing chocolate to put in military rations during ww2, and after that the soldiers that returned wanted the same chocolate as they had during the war (for nostalgia ig?), which caused it to became standard in the country.
i thought it was because milk has to be transported a long distance in the USA which makes it hard to keep fresh, so they use other ingredients like butyric acid (the "vomit chemical")
@@sorin_markov The easiest source is Hershey Chocolate company itself. The reason for using the vomit tasting ingredient (butyric acid) is that the milk in the chocolate, on it's own would perish before they could transport it very far, so this acts as a dairy stabiliser, to make it last longer.
3:34 they definitely haven’t had European chocolate. As an American my parents brought back chocolate from Britain and it’s genuinely so much better than American chocolate that I kept the box it came in.
@@yeetjones927 Not really, as different countries have different regulations about how much cocoa and cocoa butter a product needs to contain in order to be allowed to be sold as chocolate.
@@yeetjones927 it's a matter of public record. Switzerland and Belgium top the charts. Saw some awards for German chocolate which I can't judge because I only ever ate the cheap Milka stuff. I doubt it though. Britain is best at having nukes and keeping stolen land like Gibraltar or Las Malvinas. Oh and they're the best at being incoherently drunk or pulling their undies aside to pee on the sidewalk in front of the club. Or getting into fights. What they are most decidedly not best at is chocolate. Stay in your lane pommie.
The UK reputation of terrible food only came about because of American GI's. We'd already been at war for 3 years when the US decided to turn up and food was scarce. The fact that this still gets brought up just shows the ignorance of humans.
4:15 obviously in the ancient/prehistoric era about 200 years ago, Europeans from their small countries came to the greatest nation on earth at that time, seeing the stunning architecture and being like yeah we should adopt this
hm, in the year 1492 Columbus found America, the local people here founded their beer brewery, 70 years before Columbus found America!! my town got a new castle, its build in 1520! i am not sure the mortar is dry yet? the big city close by, got a new Opera House, in 1690! what year the USA got founded...1780, 1865, 1910??
@@TLowGrrreen Those poor teenage English boys really appreciated the proper A/A blues and only when they took it over to the USA did the whities realise how good it was .Having scorned the originals before. Full appreciation was given to the originators by people like Eric Clapton etc .
11:00 George, you got scammed there. There's a lot of scammers in Paris and their whole shtick is demanding money from tourists whenever they use something.
I couldn't judge about this particular case but toilet Ladies are a reality though. Usually they are not paid any wages and have to buy cleaning products with those Euros the "guests" pay. In return you can expect clean and safe toilets. The usual fee today is 0.50€ to 1.00€ though it doesn't amaze me that in a touristy place such as the Louvre they ask more.
@@flitsertheo Never seen a toilet lady in my life, and not paying someone a wage is illegal, it is France not the US. All the public toilets I ever went to in Paris were free.
@battlecat739 Try being a Canadian. When trump called for a wall we thought , " great idea, would you mind building one on your northern border as well?"
1. There is no reason for U.S and Europe to go to war against each others. 2. EU has twice the population of U.S (not Texas), which means even if a war breaks out, EU can theoretically have twice as many soldiers. 3. U.S has nuclear weapons, but Europe has two countries with nuclear weapons : UK and France.
9:36 truly so stupid when you consider how densely populated the rest of the world is compared to America, where we’re all extremely spread out. The size of the country doesn’t have much to do with how many people are actually there yall 😂
And I always found it funny how everyone jokes how big Texas is, lets just take nordic countries (yes we are actually pretty big countries by land area) combined area 3.5 million square kilometers, Texas is tiny 700 thousand square kilometers. Okay bunch of nordic land is unhabited especially in Greenland/Iceland area.. so lets just take Norway, Sweden and Finland, which everyone thinks are tiny countries in the north, land area over 1.1 million square kilometers. So even the tiny countries in the north can't fit inside Texas :P
I'm always taken aback by the visceral reactions some Americans have to the idea that something might be better in a different part of the world. Or not even better, just good.
It's so strange. How did they engineer their society to be so chauvinistic yet have such a massive inferiority complex? It's some kind of sociological marvel.
Adolf Hitler couldnt take Switerland over. Americans who havent even a military, beside sargent shanique and private perez really think they can advance trough Europe and then defeat the end boss Switzerland who has a better geographical advancement then Vietname with their tunnels and Afgahnis with their mountain.... i nearly died by laughter, maybe thats how americans can win future wars
@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo He didn't really need to because he kind of surrounded them on all sides, Also this is your daily reminder that Texas the state of Texas has a larger army than 7 European countries And its own defense budget Separate from the United States defense budget
Well Germany did and Texas has a larger army than Germany No I am not exaggerating this is a matter of fact the state of Texas operates a larger military force than the country of Germany.
@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo Nobody can invade the Swiss considering they're surrounded by mountains and have a gun to person ratio that the US respects.
@@ronniehopper2726 daily reminder, We can mobilize around 700k people on desiganted posts and combat roles in under 24h..... also a little secret.. your F-15 or drones are useless unless they can play "whac-a-mole"...... you cant even drop nuclear bombs who doesnt even exists, maybe Space Lasers owned by your J-Military complex which are use to justifiy Climate Change by burning down Forests in Canada and North US could work....
My father in law does that every day thinking it makes him look cool and that being Irish is an excuse for having 6 dui convictions and no drivers license
im italian and i am fucking dying inside when they mentioned pizza, like every single pizza that you eat in italy is way better than a pizza i n the US (and i live in a town with 10k residents so no mcdonalds, no kfc, subway, domino ecc... only local businesses)
“We could’ve taken over after WWII but didn’t” Bro, we (USA) lost or withdrew from every single war since then, not to mention that we could barely keep Russia at bay through the entire second half of the 20th century. We even managed to almost flunk D-day for pete’s sake
D-Day was a pretty massive success, no one expected it to go so well. Sure, Omaha was a clusterfuck, but it was expected, which is why a second division was sent there
As an Englishman, thank goodness our ancestors did what they did in 1939-1945. We had to deliver Hitler's first defeat in the skies in 1940 to survive. US participation (while slightly belated) is still appreciated here. Let's not forget our Canadian brethren either. Even Brazil sent soldiers to fight the Nazis. Comrades all and no disrespect to modern Germans, it was about Nazis, not Germany.
The comedian Al Murray(The Pub Landlord) does a chat on all the countries of the world and comes to Hawaii and mentions Pearl Harbour where "The Americans were taken completly by surprise two years into a World War"
Also, it literally was a fear of the allies that the USA would take over. De Gaulle (the French General in charge of the French Resistance) told his generals that French needed to free Paris before the US, they didn't trust the US, they saw them as imperialist as the Nazi, with as much lack of values for human lives (The USA has no problem sacrificing their soldiers' life like they didn't matter. Also, usamerican soldiers killed a lot of French civilians during D-day. More French civilians died than soldiers from BOTH sides during D-day) So, the USA was seen as a power hungry nation, it's not something to be proud of.
well the second fact is still doubtful. slicing dough and cook it isnt really a genius and special chinese idea. but so far i saw the oldest records of it so far...
nope. Durum wheat pasta reached Italy from North Africa, and not in the times of Ancient Egypt but in the Middle Ages. Non-durum pasta was already used by the Romans, see "lasanum".
There is a significant difference between colonisers and colonists. The British colonists were the ones who founded the United States. The fact that nearly all of US history has been mythologised and/or falsified since then (to an extent that a bunch of nonsense is taught in schools there) may be annoying but it doesn't mean the British were not colonisers.
@@thescrewfly no, there is not a difference between those that founded a colony and the colonists, you all came from somewhere else and colonised. When you use 'colonists' to insult us you UNO reverse yourselves. Your word salad has no power here
@@isnousernameleft everyone needs a scapegoat, why not choose the country that changed the world for the best. What about the Spanish? No one ever mentions them, you choose the UK because we are a good people that achieved much. The real villains are the USA who wage war for profit in the 21st century, not the people that founded you in the 17th century. To keep going on about what happened hundreds of years ago makes you pathetic
@@thescrewflythe British set up the colonies but the colonists in America are the ones that massacred the natives and “manifested destiny” by barrelling through land that even the British allowed the natives to keep. A large chunk of the native empires and nations even sided with the British in the civil war because they were protectorates of the empire meaning they had guarantees from the British that they would remain in tact, the Americans made no such promises and even backstabbed the nations that did support them. That’s all without mentioning the pacific and Caribbean territories or the Philippines too, all of which were far more recent colonial ventures than the vast majority of European colonies or the regime change operations in most of the new world that the cia staged in just the last half century.
Yeah we always just say 'plug it in the wall'. I can't be bothered to use words like socket even. Aussies are lazy with language and if we can short something or leave it out, we will.
Texas, land of the sovereign citizen, those morons couldn't get through customs before the first brain freeze, NO GUNS lmao, followed by spending the first 72 hours in a cell with a load of free loading drug mules lol
12:07 I've seen a lot of people saying "Norwegian food is bland" and stuff like that as well. No idea what they're talking about. Generally in retrospect, these people appears to have visited "Veikroer" or roadside or fast-food places along a road. In other words, the only things they've been touting is their own incompetence as travellers. Oslo has an absolutely ridiculous amount of restaurants per capita, and Norway has one of the highest consumption rates in the _world._ People come from all over Europe to work at high-end restaurants, wine places etc. in Oslo. Yes median salaries are good but I'm talking _high end_ restaurants. You will practically not be able to visit every restaurant in Oslo during a lifetime except if you're unemployed and a millionaire. The food is *SO* diverse and you can find *EXACTLY* what you are looking for, *INCLUDING* some amazing fast-food places like Jafs for instance. You have access to any ingredients you want, including a vast amount of different oriental goods at places like Bazaar or top-end meat at places like Strøm-Larsen. There are professional mushroom and berry pickers (these are not grown artificially and humans are yet to find a good way to do this), of which taste is supreme in the world. The fish here is unparalleled and people can actually afford to buy things because of decent wages. I don't know what else to say, man. If you want to discover local foods then you need to go to rural areas, and you need to research a whole lot better (this includes Norwegians abroad). The best cured meat and ice cream I ever had was in rural Toscana in Italy, to take just one example. The ice cream was home made and a very small business who had done so for decades.
love it!! so just to add to your great point, my daughter in law is japanese and they live in Norway, so thats another cuisine added to their local diet ... why? because nearly everyone in their neighbourhood has been nicking her recipes to try at home .. in Norway the message spreads, its a beautiful thing
I come from Belgium, the amount of condiments there just blows away the amount you can get in North America. Just the different types of mayonaise there is something that North America can't beat.
American Military might v EU military might. Roughly equal Active personnel, twice as many reserves in EU. US has slightly more MBTs and AFV, EU twice as much artillery. US has more total aircraft, but EU has more fighters while US has more attack helicopters. EU has nearly a thousand more Naval Vessels, though US has nearly 3 times as many aircraftcarriers. And remember this is just the EU, it doesn't include non Eu members like Turkey and the UK. If any Texan thinks they could take on Europe in a military battle? Keep dreaming.
Lets be real if napolean couldnt win a guerrila war against portugal neither can america , couldnt beat viet farmers or afghan farmers or irak farmer …. Why the fuck do we even pretend like theyre still a superpower😂😂😂
And then when they deploy overseas, the other three realms of the crown roll over the north border. Fighting a war on two fronts, when one of those fronts is across an ocean is historically a bad idea
You're forget that it's not the whole US military at all, but just Texas. They don't have their own armed forces. They would only come with the Texas National Guard. They only have a fraction of the entire state armed forces. Texas doesn't have any warships at all. There's also the Texas State Guard, but they're not allowed to be sent abroad. There are also civilians with torches and pitchforks. But they'd have to deal with the climate first. The average temperature of 20°C or lower is the norm in most countries on the European continent. And we have more forests, mountains and impassable terrain. Many others have already gone missing in the European swamps.
@@mischmaZOOO totally agree. I was just putting in a comparison of the entire US military v the combined EU forces to show their comparison let alone just the texas national guard. Its just ludicrous.
I'm American, and I was homeschooled by a liberal, atheist mother who had just had enough with our shit school system, so I'm not extra brainwashed like these folks, but I can say I agree with the ones about the water. One time, when I was working the drive thru window at McDonald's, some dude ordered a meal and came to the window and was like, "Can I have a bottle of water?" He had already ordered a meal with a drink, and so I added the bottle of water to his order, and it cost an additional 50 cents. He was like, "50 cents for water? That's ridiculous. Take it off, I'll get water elsewhere." I obviously didn't say anything rude to the fella since American customer service workers have to be extremely polite almost to a fault in some more belligerent cases, but in my head I was just like "well that's ridiculous, you get a bottle of water anywhere else it'll cost 5 bucks". Really have no idea what his problem was.
$0.50! Damn give me two. I went to a public schools in the 80/90s. I was lucky that our school district was ranked in the top 100 in the country. I'm from California. In middle school while taking world history, I was taught The Five Pillars of Islam from a man from Pakistan. We were learning about Middle East. I also read and watched educational shows at home. I was lucky I had parents who road my butt. I'm assuming you are from the south because you made it a big deal to tell us your mother was a liberal and an atheist. Btw, I was raised by two lasped Catholic parents. Now, I'm basically more agnostic. I do agree our education system has turned to crap. Don't get me started on new arithmetic. We need to stop worring about hurting people's feelings and teach the truth. Banning books not only violates the 1st Amendment, it should be made illegal.
@dohanddonuts5716 I don't live in the South anymore, but that's still what people who live in countries that ban homeschooling think of when they hear American homeschooling. I didn't really have any other homeschooled friends when I lived in Texas because most homeschooled groups were run by fundy parents and my mom didn't want to subject me to that crap.
@@julestloid My parents usually kept me away from Bible thumpers, we do have them in California and in the Bay Area. I tend to not like the over religious and idiots who can't get it through there head what the Civil War was about. Sometimes, I think we are doomed.
@dohanddonuts5716 You actually judge people on their opinion of a war that was fought over a 160 years ago? Wow! So that's why California is the way it is.
@michaelholt8590 The ere are a certain group of people, mostly Southerners, who refuse to accept that the Civil War war not only fought to reunify the Union but to end slavery. They will use every other reason, such as states' rights, but they never mention slavery. Furthermore, each state Declaration of Succession mention slavery as their many reason to leave the Union. Now I don't know what being from California has to do with the topic at hand, but when you teach a lie, ban books, put statues up of men who were traitors to our country and wave their flag, I judge a little.
Imagine being a colonial, the water of your birth splashing on ground that was a sacred American burial ground converted to a cotton plantation, and being like "We aren't colonisers" 😂😂
I think it explains a lot when you look at the types of people who did emigrate to 'the new world'. Puritans, extremists, people escaping from the law etc. Also, maybe because of the attitude of the colonists and their separatist tendencies maybe we didn't really care enough about it being a British colony anymore, why help people who are too dumb to acclimatise to their environment or work together for a greater good?
What's worse it that the British had already made agreements with the native tribes to not expand any further and those Independant 'former' Brits went against all of those to 'colonise' the mid, south and western parts of the country, not included within the 13 colonies..
@@Thurgosh_OG The plains west of the Ohio were being eyed up as farmland by the colonists, who had no intention of honoring the treaties made by Britain. So they found excuses to rebel.
@@k.edwards3138Maybe because a person's intelligence is known to be based on two factors: socialization and genetics. Because the ancestors of most Americans were religious nutcases who were considered religious nutcases even in their time (I'm just saying: witch burning) or were just naive enough to believe that paradise awaited them on the other side of the Atlantic, one can hardly speak of a genetically transmitted intelligence. Added to this is the education system in the USA, which seems as if the pioneers had just set foot on land in the New World. In parts of the USA it is actually still taught that the earth is around 5,000 years old because that is what it says in the Bible. This can hardly compensate for a knowledge deficit.
English history goes back to the days of Julius Caesar. The Americans censored anything to do with the natives and somehow think their country is ancient.
4:10 My friend lives in a building, build 1452 - that's 50 years before Columbus stumbled upon America, 324 years before the United States declared independence. But the building is just a copy of Bostons buildings for sure.
@@MsAnpassad I've had mexican chocolate, and the ones I had were okay. I'm sure there are better options, tho. I'm down to try chocolate from other countries as well. Anyway, we do have quality chocolate. Not all of our chocolate is made by Hershey, nor does it taste like "vomit."
@@angelicharmoniesTo Europeans, American chocolate tastes sour. Like vomit. It's because of an ingredient in American chocolate that we don't use here.
Reminds me of the joke by Alaskans, that if Texans don't shut up about the size of their state, they'll split Alaska into two halves and make Texas the third largest state in the USA. 🤣
It's because they think a flat map is the same as the flat earth. If they looked at a globe they could see the difference. Or they could just Google it but they know better than Google.
“We don’t know geography because (we) weren’t colonizers.” Me, a 🇵🇭: Bro, y’all literally had a mock battle with Spain that left you in control of Intramuros, which effectively began your occupation of our islands. HELLO?! 💀
E123. A red food colouring, it was probably the most controversial of the E-numbers, believed to cause everything from hyperactivity to cancer. The Europeans banned it first, then the UK. Its removal is the reason Tizer doesn’t taste like it did in the 1980s. Also known as Red 40.
Sorry but you are a bit wrong there. The UK, along with Switzerland have banned Red 40 but the EU has not banned it at all. However, in EU countries, all food products containing this and other additives, like Yellow 5&6, must come with a warning label due to health concerns. The UK was and still is the strongest country for protecting its citizens from these types of food additives and it is because they pushed so hard for this to be an EU standard (when they were a full member) that the EU has such food health measures today.
I've heard a guy say once "The ego of the entire world does not compete with the ego of a single american". Never heard something so true.
cowboys with AR-15s meet 1 lone SAS oprative. they turn and run.
@@AnonIllumi Yeah but they won't admit it.
I mean as an American maybe on social media you’ll certainly find egotistic Americans but that is kinda inevitable. As if one were ever to visit America. Especially in places down south or New England. It really is a lot different than it’s portrayed. We don’t care that much about our country as it’s portrayed. We’ll just act like normal people
Imagine bragging that your country allows your boss to work you to the bone.
and dont forget that many of them are working for minimum wage
i work 40h week and got 30 days vacation each year....but i am in the EU!
@@Arltratlo I work 37.5 a week and get 33 days holiday a year. And we're not even in the EU anymore. Americans get barely anything
@@JunjiDorito i can go to France without passport, you cant do that anymore!
and i have the right to travel, you can be rejected at the border!
@@Arltratlo No. we can still get into France without a passport, we just need to fill in an online form before we go. It takes 2 minutes or less. Try again.
Americans who think british people still care about the american revolution as if brits hold a grudge against them or something is so funny
because they have no idea that there even is a rest of the world. Some even think modern history started in 1776 and European history ended the same day. I wish that wasn't true but it is.
America is the ex that's obsessed with the idea that you're obsessed with them 😅
@@Aureiliaas an American I agree. People talk about the revolution like nothing happened before that and like we didn’t come from Europe
It reminds me of how Russians (or rather Russian propaganda) treats Poland nowadays. You would think that we're still a part of the great Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. A country able and willing to invade Russia only to retread after couple months because our nobility got too drunk to fight off peasant rebelion. Meanwhile Poland nowadays can barely form a goverment. Nobody cares about the troubles - people are more focused on what the politicians are trying to push on us
@@AlanpittsS2aor that americans are so cocky about winning the war when France did 90% of the fighting and was the only reason they even have any rights.
One of the well known stories about an American visiting Germany is "He (the American) laughed and asked if we even have electricity. He couldn't see the Overlines because everything is underground"
That's funny, the main reason I know I've crossed the border into Germany from the Netherlands is because they still have the power lines above ground. Maybe that's just regional or only rural though.
@@watdoetiee Another clear giveaway when driving into the Netherlands is that their bycicle lanes are very obvious. They are sized like an extra lane, with some form of barrier to clearly separate cars from bycicles.
So did they think the 40 odd American military installations all run on generators or something? 🤨
@@YeahNo Yes, mainly powered by harsh words, Motrin and caffeine.
Same with an American woman believing Germans have no fridges. Because Germans prefer their fridges to be built into their kitchen cabinets rather than have them free-standing 😅
The chocolate is actually reverse. Most American "chocolates" cannot be legally considered chocolate in the UK, because they only contain around 5% coco solids where it needs to be 20% for it to be considered chocolate.
I actually prefer American chocolates (I’m British)
Yeah , got that mrbeast chocolate one day , it tastes like crap
@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo American chocolate tastes like sh1t, sugary garbage....
Most American food in general cannot be sold in Europe as it would constitute as poison
which is still far too low. should be 30-40% at least.
As a German I never ever associated Pizza with America. What?!
Ofc not, nobody does. I gotta admit, NYC Pizza IS good. Actually. But it loses anytime against a pizza neapolitana
@@commandershepard2490If it ain't beating neapolitana, I'm not even going to waste my time, I'm freaking from Switzerland growing up with varieties of Pizzas.😊
@@ajstyles5704 Bin auch aus der deutschen Region um Basel und Italien ist hier halt der standard "lass mal schnell 3 Tage ans Meer fetzen" Urlaub. Niemand hier den ich kenne würde eine amerikanische Pizza der italienischen vorziehen.
no one ever has except some Americans... and I'd bet most of them still know its Italian
I love Pizza with Pineapple and Ham, I call it Pizza Ontario since this is where it was invented.
"Texas could conquer Europe by themselves if they wanted to"
Bold words coming from people who get folded by a snowstorm.
I mean, Napoleon conquered Europe, and got folded by a snowstorm.
@@appa609 True, true. But I certainly don't stan Napoleon ;)
@appa609 a much more severe snowstorm than Texas' little quarter inch flurries.
also just point them somewhere else, there is no chance lad knows where we actually are.
I think the main problem would be that they wouldn't even be able to find Europe on the map.
There were an american couple visiting in Helsinki, Finland on fourth of july. The complained to hotel personnel why there were no US flags on thr poles because it was the indepence day. The personnel politely explained that we are in Finland, not in the US. We don't celebrate their indepence day but our own which is on sixth of december.
You probably should book a hotel room on a 6 of december in USA just to complain about the lack of Finnish flags :p....
@@gerardmanvussa501 after which the hotel staff put up a a black and white chequered flag 🏁
As a Scandinavian, I would love to see the Texans try to conquer the Nordics, when they couldn't even stay alive during a short cold spell.
Finnish here, I'd love to see that too.😅
@@helene4397 Just imagine their reaction when the snow starts speaking Finnish.
@@MsAnpassad it'll be Vietnam all over again for the muricans
Norwegian here, I'm right with you. It'd be hilarious to watch
@@helene4397Finland would wreck Texas' soul. Which isn't surprising considering Finland has 10x the forces and 3x the budget.
As an American, Americans mystify me as well. I think to myself "surely, we're not that bad," and everytime, I'm proven wrong.
r/notlikeotheramericans
you're not all that bad, just a bit special, we love you either way
@@dbz9393LOL this made me laugh
You're free to move to England, i'll be your friend. Guns aren't as readily available or easy to get hold of, but at least our food is real, we pronounce words properly and our teeth are real 😊🇬🇧🏴
dont trust the guy welcoming you here anyone vaugely patriotic are usually insane
The problem with the whole “europe doesn’t have …” argument is that Europe is a CONTINENT with different countries that all have their own laws and cultures. Some of the things they say might be true for one country but completely wrong for another.
Yeah, the most triggering thing about this video is all this talk about "Europe" as if it's one place, and "USA Vs Europe" as if they're comparable, and the USA isn't European.
Yes. It's like pretending that Canada is just like Haiti, because they are both in the continent of North America!
It's one country now, ruled from Brussels. The EUSSR
@@floydlooney6837NO
@@floydlooney6837 okay yank
As a citizen, it was nice to visit North America! It was nice to visit the homogenous people of North America with their homogenous culture, and visit similar landmarks such as the Canadian Rocky's, Chichén Itzá, and the province of Texas, although it was pretty small and I couldn't fill my 2 week schedule.
Sadly Texas was a 40 degrees so i melted in the sun when ever it touched me
I just made the realisation that the one TikTok asking what the UK does during 4th of July highlights something. If the UK had to sit and think about the independence days of EVERY country or region we colonised we probs never have a normal day again 💀
It rains in London every day someone has an independence day from England :P
Countries in the World: 195
Days it rains in the U.K.: 356
You might want to check your maths.
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@@dekimi6739 hahaha 😂
@@EditorOfSLbrother it’s called a joke
That one person was right, I wouldn’t make it in the US for 6 months, not because of their “work ethic” though, but because of their piss poor wages. That message was not the own he thought it was.
Well it has a lot to do with the fact that America has to subsidize European collective defense While we were screaming at you that the Russians were going to do something you were deciding your armies now you're bitching at us to protect the Ukrainians
Not to mention workers rights bieng basicly nonexistant
And lack of mandatory vacation days for workers, don't leave that out. Many jobs can offer ZERO vacation and sick days--yet, many Americans still think unionizing is "communism".
@@kaecatlady weve got arseholes whinging because Angela Rayner wants workers rights. Fuck them if their works won't cope with decent wages screw them, oh and when they go bust take every penny Ron them to pay redundancy. If that leaves them with nothing screw them
@@kaecatlady Evidently the US needs a healthy doze of communism then.
As a Brit who works in finance, when 4th July comes I think “American banks are closed, gonna be a relatively quiet day.”
As a Swiss Person I took the chocolat thing personally. There is no way american chocolat is better than swiss chocolat.
Don’t worry. They are just silly and prefer waxy taste chocolate.
You are correct, Swiss chocolate is what we americans buy for the people we care about, our chocolate is what we buy for those of lesser value
I’d bet a significant amount of money that whichever American made that ludicrous claim has never even tasted European chocolate. I remember my sister bring me back Hershey’s Kisses from California and they ended up in the bin! (Sorry sis.) The texture was just disgusting.
Same here as a Belgian
@@mirzapiteus Even Norwegian chocolate is 1000x better than American. I am not from Norway. My family worked there and I loved the brand Freia.
Europeans could not cope with rthe American work ethic? More a case of Europeans having a life and not being corporation slaves.
Exactly, Americans have no choice but to have that 'work ethic'. But hey, land of the free and all that.
@@mehallica666what it actually means that USA is The Land Of The Free? Free from what?
@@helene4397 Free time.
@@helene4397 'Free' from a healthy work/life balance.
Free from the requirement to pay a livable minimum wage @@helene4397
I don't think Texas could conquer Europe they don't know where it is.
And look at their record fighting in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. If the whole of the US struggles in those conflicts, how could one state defeat an entire continent?
@@p.j.berman9060The US has won a war on their own like... twice. In their entire countries history.
Every other time they needed MASSIVE help or just lost.
The American military is a joke
@@p.j.berman9060and remember that were rather lower tech "enemies"...
As a USAer, no, no they cannot.
@@p.j.berman9060forgot about navy of which texas has not a lot
I love the confidence behind people saying all of europe can fit in texas when google exists
Yeah, Europe is giant, especially considering RUSSIA, is part of Europe, the largest country in THE WORLD, is part of Europe.
@@gingergingey8271To be fair 25% of Russia is in Europe and the rest is in Asia. (The parts in Europe are still huge though)
@@beanymcgill8360 I wont even bother checking google but isnt ukraine alone bigger than texas or at least the same size
@@mrtea2553 Yeah, and I wasn’t disagreeing with you I was just pointing out to the other guy that a lot of Russia is in Asia lol
@@mrtea2553Texas ca 10% bigger than Ukraine but 20% less pop (for now)
I once had the misfortune to meet a couple from San Diego on a whistle stop tour of Europe ("here's Paris, you have 30 mins.") in an ancient watermill converted to a guesthouse in Cornwall. One morning at breakfast this loud-mouthed individual asked the owner, "Say, guy, just how old is this place?" Without batting an eyelid, the reply was, "Twenty years older than America". The guest wasn't quite so loud for the rest of his stay.
As an American, it's dreadful being around these people. Literally zero critical thinking at all
And i thought people on the internet were bad 💀
I once mentioned to a US American online that in Switzerland, you technically don't need to ever set foot in a highschool to become a medical doctor. Because there are other ways to qualify for university, which is what you have to attend to become a medical doctor. Despite being given that explanation, that person still think this meant that "Swiss doctors don't even have a highschool degree, therefore they are less educated than someone with a highschool degree".
Edit: Typo
@@camelopardalis84 American high school pretty much only succeeds at traumatizing people so I’d argue that Americans would be significantly less qualified
Wait in tell u mix or half and half dip with mayo and bbq.🎉
@@camelopardalis84 Thanks to the GOP the educational system in the USA is going to get much worse. It is already close to this comparison: the average English schoolboy is equivalent to the average High School graduate in education. A twelve year old matching an 18 year old in education. It's ridiculous. As an American I find it difficult, with my education, to speak to another adult in my country without cringing at the appalling ignorance...on just about everything. But if you got on the topic of vehicles, or pop culture...there is savant level knowledge happening. Cultural knowledge, history, and the worst one...actual political and economic knowledge is appalling. The right wing party in America has turned the entire country into a cult of stupidity. So, people are doomed to vote for being poorer and poorer and poorer.
"Fleece me! Fleece me harder daddy!"
And now you understand why Canadians always have a Maple Leaf clearly visible when we travel to other countries. It's our way of saying "Sorry for looking like an American, please don't spit in my food."
The Problem is the leaf makes you look like you are American.. Because i have seen at least 3 US tourists not Canadian wear it on their backpack. But the only Canadian tourist i meet didnt have one.
@@Telendil So you think the Maple Leaf is a USA symbol? Have you ever heard of stolen valour? That's what people from the US wearing a maple leaf are doing and now their making Canadians look just as bad as they make their own country look. They should be called out as the liars they are.
Still gonna spit in your food for what you did to the natives
@@Telendil
A sample size of one.🙄
@@timdowney6721 Since my argument mainly is that americans have it on their backback to not look like americans so if you use it you look like an american even if you are actually canadian my sample size would be 3. But this is so common knowlege that comedians make jokes about it that start like this : Since Americans are carrying Canada on their backback for years ....
Its worth noting both Red 40 and Yellow 6 are banned in the UK
Haha yep I wonder why 🤨
almost everywhere in europe banned this dyes.
Why? I mean, I can understand Yellow 6, but Red 40, from what I find, is one of the safest colourers?
@@BritishMilitariawhat
@@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х that's exactly what someone consuming large amounts of red 40 would say
5:36 No clue what you Brits drinking, but in The Netherlands taped water is of higher quality than bottled mineral water. The only reason you buy a bottle of water here is, when you are walking outside all day and don't have access to a faucet. And since the Dutch are quite thrifty in nature, lots of people don't throw that bottle away when it's empty, but keep filling it up with taped water forever.
Yeah idk in Scotland the tap water is fine might be an English thing
Luister naar wat ie zegt dan, t verschilt per land
It varies by region too based upon the source of the water and filtration methods used in addition to the pipe material carrying the water 😁
@@Leith-u4p Large parts of England are very flat, which has a lot to do with it. And many of the cities are just as old as the idea of running tapwater, so the plumbing is bad. I'm living in Wales. The tap water here is really nice. It depends a lot on geology. Like what the bedrock is made of. And also whether the water is in a reservoir up in the mountains, so it's fresh rain water, or if the water is just taken out of a river that's run through cities and farmland and is full of shopping trolleys and missing children. I've tried the tapwater in London and it's a bit odd. But even in a shithole like Cairo, I'll drink the tap water before paying for bottled water
Everywhere that I’ve lived in England has really nice tasting tap water. The only reasons anyone would buy bottled over here is if you like it sparkling water, you don’t have access to a tap, or you don’t mind wasting your money for no reason. 🤷♀️
I used to tell my American friends that we celebrate July 4th but we call it "Thank god we got rid of those damned puritans" day.
Man i still cant believe america is the only country that pretends the first americans ran away from religious opression when in reality they were the opressive ones no one wanted around😂😂😂
I once saw a small meme about languages. It was like this:
Select language:
(England): English “Traditional”
(American): English “Simplified”
annoyingly now english english is called 'international english' and american english is just 'english' annoys the fk outta me. :P
@@kanedNunableyep!
@@kanedNunable Same man
That's backwards. American English incorporates all these foreign words and rules from migrant languages in an inconsistent haphazard mash. 'Parmesan' is a French spelling adopted into America with an Italian pronunciation. It's not simplified at all. In fact, Teddy Roosevelt aimed to simplify it once as president and backlash was so intense, the effort died immediately. (See also: Conversion to the metric system. We got as far as converting drink bottles to 'liters'.)
@@kanedNunableim portuguese and i can relate to this, because now portuguese is associated with brazil instead of portugal.... i lose 34% of my braincells when I see that.
Props to minecraft for making portuguese portugal!
5:06 It is not a work ethic, it is just a lack of worker protection.
Germans work on average about 400 fewer hours per year for the same or better money than Americans.
Americans *are* hard workers. That being said, of course you are right in that a lot of that isn’t really out of choice, but bad worker’s rights. Americans have been manipulated to only look at the economy to judge success for too long. Economic growth and wages are better in the US than EU, the problem is that in the big picture (meaning including universal healthcare, worker rights, public services, general happiness etc.) this advantage almost (only almost!) disappears. In Europe we like less extremes. We had enough of that here already and it brought nothing but ill.
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4neBut the American Hospital bills are much much higher than in Germany..
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne There are a lot of grossly overpaid people in the USA skewing statistics. For example in Germany CEOs get the same pay rises as every other employee because German law demands that every company above a certain number of employees must have a union representative as a permanent member of board of directors. Consequently a German CEO earns about one tenth of a comparable US CEO while workers earn about the same or more than in the USA.
Yeah better money but uh what about that tax rate? Germany sits at a 45 percent. While America sits at 37.
@@milo1k846 There are a number of videos here on YT made by Americans living in Europe who did work that out and according to them they are financially a bit better off in Germany/Europe despite the higher taxes once into account what you get for your taxes like free universal health care, free university education etc.
2:11 2 weeks wouldn't be enough to see everything in Portugal, much less in all of Europe ffs...
Maybe Monaco?
2 Weeks is barely enough to see everything in Budapest or Vienna lol
7:34 the funny thing is that Hawaiian pizza was created by Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, in 1962. So it's technically not even American-made, but European. 🤣
edit: I mean that the person was a Greek that just moved to Canada, not that Canada is in Europe. I'm not stupid.
When pizza is still European or Italian.
hey, it's as american as apple pie, a dish that originated in england
Typically Europeans ruining another world loved thing smh
In the UK, we just call it Pizza and it is branded as Italian (in the packaging and colouring used), with the exception of the odd US American themed pizza, which is just the same but with BBQ sauce and or chillies.
I don't know if you know this, but Canada is part of America....
The rudeness is mainly just a Paris thing, I've found. Almost everywhere else in France I've been, the locals are very normal and friendly. Parisians are notorious even among the French for being rude XD
I've French friends, even they complain about Paris - rude people and expensive prices.
Paris is the france of france lol
most American think Paris is France...they dont know its a country, just a town!
Most capital cities are looked on as being rude and pushy by the rest of their country.
@@Dreyno or entire US states, like Texas!
Let them point at Europe on a map first... chances are they'd try to invade Greenland 😂
😭
Well as some seem to think Australia is really China, NZ is actually Japan and the European continent is the country of Africa I suspect you might be right.
Hahaha Americans can't read a map hahaha ha please protect me Americans I need your military to protect my f4ggy european country because my soft bitchmade people are weak and can't do it themselves.
Belgium is a beautiful city...very beautiful ;)
@@deltacity3292Indeed England is my city
When an American says to me: "That's as american as apple pie!"
My response: "So... not american at all."
I love how confident they are, not like they get offended by everything
im deeply offended by this comment, we don’t get offended over small things!1
You're not talking. When you get offended by Americans you scream "wElL aT lEaSt wE dOn'T hAve sChOol sHoOtInGs!" or "hAhA 9/11!".
@@coal1235yes you would
8:43 Their family is so historically identifiable they can trace their ancestry back to ROCKS!
Tbf surely it should be pretty easy identifying their families lineage there can only be a few people in history that thick
considering the fact they went inside the stones they can apparently trace it forward too
It's like one of those fairytale origin stories. An old childless widow a thousand years ago went over to Stonehenge and wished for a child, and then a magical fairy showed up and turned one of the giant boulders into a child, and that child is the ancestor of this dude. He's probably very tall.
Stonehenge was pile of stones, when army bought that area to use as shooting range for cannons, Cecil Chubb bought it in 1915 and donated it to nation, people do not realize it was rebuild in 1964, the stone were re-erected in concrete, it has modern foundation, stones were put were those were assumed to been, ancient monument 😀
He probably continuously gets told he's dumb as a rock and he draw conclusions
When they make food and drink in America, they get out the periodic table
here in the UK we pull out the fullstopic table
Got to have somewhere for the 'unclean' womenfolk to sit at meals.
As if they know what that even is!
@WIDGI we all know what the periodic table is. I didn't know the difference between Belguim and the Netherlands I until adulthood, but that's because of the asymmetry in American education.
@@Laz7481 As a chemist, I can assure you that Americans are as bad at chemistry as well as geography, maths, common sense and understanding that if you can never admit when you are wrong you can never learn anything.
"Texas could conquer Europe" is the biggest joke i've heard in a long time.
What are y'all gonna do...throw bread & roll cheese wheels at us?
@@daverider5482 They have military too.
Well the logical thing would be to start at the administrative capital of Europe. That would be Brussels where the European Union has its seat. Thats not 'all of Europe' but arguably the biggest part as population and economy goes.
So there the Texans are greeted with great fanfare by the Belgians and given the best of food and drink Belgium has to offer. They are only a small country, they sure as heck are not going to fight the mighty Texans on unequal terms.
And that will be the end of the great Texan invasion. Try to invade if you keep walking into lampposts and can't tell your right from your left anymore. And the first thing you want after copious amounts of Belgian beer is more of the same....
Take it from that great general Julius Ceasar. He considered the Belgians quite the handfull 2000 years ago. Because everything is fair in love and war.
@@daverider5482 idk man, part of russia is in europe, and franc
@@daverider5482 if by "throw bread & roll cheese wheels" you mean the bomb the living crap out of you then yes. You might want to check how many nuclear countries are in Europe.
Here in the UK we don't like to remember when we created America. It's generally remembered as a mistake.
We could call it "Good Riddance Day" I suppose.
Eeheheheh!
Here in France we're a little sad to see what they've become thanks to our help.
But it did annoy the UK, so it was a little worth it at least ! :p
@@hyrikul602
You did annoy the British but you condemned 300 million people to being American, we have to condemn you for that.
@@hyrikul602 Didn't the French that supported America lose their heads in the revolution?
4:20 When that person realizes why there are so many places in the US with the prefix _New_ they'll have their little mind blown...
dont let tell them they wont be able to compute such foul words
we have plenty of town starting with New ( Neu ) in my country.... most are founded 300 years before America been discovered by Columbus!
We got our new castle in 1180.
that’s the thing. it’s normal not to know much about other countries. the reason they’re annoying compared to any other nationality is their tendency to assume stuff at their country is the original and not the copy. like why would you assume that, from a nation not even half a millennia old.
new = better!
right?
someone’s been using a thesaurus for that title
Nuh uh, I know Mystify from Undertale. (Specifically Final Froggit in the CORE)
Mm, no, most people do still use that as a word…it’s not out of fashion just yet…
he definitely just googled: confused synonym
Lol maybe
No he’s just a scholar from Cambridge university
Only way Texans could conquer Europe, is if they somehow gathered everyones abysmal knowledge of geography together to get there.
They'd still end up in south Africa. That's if they even hit land
@@markbriten6999 Nah, they’d arrive at Jupiter
Europe is about 10 million kilometres squared. Texas is about 700,000 kilometres squared. So, not only is Europe bigger than Texas, it is over 14 times bigger than Texas.
Texas also has a population of roughly 30 million people. That's less than half of Germany alone
@@AlicjaDee All of the Japanese islands could fit inside British Columbia with room to spare. BC has 1/75th the population of Japan, and Canada itself has a slightly higher population than Greater Tokyo
@@AlicjaDee technically true and i guess we have more fitting or precise examples in europe
@AlicjaDee while the combined population of Europe is somewhere in the 750 million area. Which includes two notoriously difficult places to invade, Britain and Russia.
All of Europe is only slightly larger than Canada
American here: What you think of as bottled water (mineral water) and what we think of bottled water are not the same. Mineral Water is just as expensive here, the bottled water here is literally just tap water that has maybe gone through an extra filter. We buy it for the convenience, even though you can just ask to fill up a reusable water bottle at any gas station with a drink machine and almost all of them will let you.
I would also like to point out that our Department of Education is a fucking joke due to about 40 years of underinvestment (Reagan), the majority of us haven't seen a fifth of the country, and 10% of us have never even left their home state.
As a German I also have only seen 6 of the 16 German states 😢
@@Smeik100 You really should go out and see more of your country, there's some really cool stuff there! Also maybe check and see if Blielfeld actually exists.
That education system is geared to produce Republican voters.
@@Smeik100 I actually have been to all of them and was a resident of three (living in Austria now).
Yeah, you can only find water bottles that are actual tap water in tourists traps in Europe since for some reason, people don't buy that since tap water is more or less free.
Many Americans have told me that they don't speak English, they speak American. Which is cute.
You found a lot of morons then? lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah sure, and every white American didn't descend from Europeans
And Canadians speak Canadian and Australians Australian. Real bright.
@@ivanruzic2592 It's all to do with genetics, everyone there in the US is given a choice when born, either be american or have a high IQ, quite easy to understand really 😁
6:00 visibly restrained from saying bo’l o’ wo’a
We do NOT have that accent
As a Britishman I have that accent
@@Cromwell-Vi don’t.
Americans be like: "I am a polyglot! I speak American, Canadian, English, Australian..."
Canada does have a little French in it and Australia has what’s left of the Indigenous languages after we kidnapped their children and tried to brainwash the culture out of them. So some of the old languages exist but not to the extent they did before the whole kidnapping thing. What I’m saying is some of these countries do have alternate dialects kicking around.
@@noonenowhere877Cool but The average American wouldn't know any of that. (Average person of any country except Australia it self)
Makes me being fluent in like 9 languages. No, it would be great if the Anglosphere could make their mind up so I don't need to change my spell checker to fit the site I am commenting on. Don't want to be a yank, or a pom or a limey because I got the wrong one activated.
Standardis/ze already!
South Australia is 1.5 x the size of Texas...
Western Australia is 4 x the size of Texas...
And theres no Texans in either state... it's excellent!!!
Until dinosaurs and Titanic Spiders attack, then it won't be as excellent.
@@Hypogeal-Foundation Hahahaha!
The 'titanic' spiders are harmless mate, they keep the Redback Nos down.
@@Hypogeal-Foundationminor inconvenience
You do have bogans though
@@Hypogeal-Foundationafter 400 or so years of being there, the Europeans would learn some stuff, especially with the aboriginals there.
italian here, just to say one thing - we had a Domino's pizza near our house, HAD ONE, it went BANKRUPT in ONE YEAR 🗿🗿🗿
Saw the same here in France 😂 It's so awfull what they sold ...
I’ve never been to Domino’s, but I never understood how they managed to survive. Here in Germany pizza from small pizzerias is probably the number one delivery food followed by Asian cuisine. At least in our outskirt of an urban area here pizzerias are everywhere, while stuff like Domino’s flock to big cities. Closest Domino’s is ~32km from here whereas there are, where as the closest pizzerias are 5km and 8km away. Those two exist for as long as I remember, but there are more who popup in villages and disappear occasionally. We certainly have our own styles of pizza, but not that far away from what I ate in Italy. Hospitality culture etc is indeed different here.
Though we were indeed mostly in touristic areas, which means my experience might not be thaaat representative for Italian pizza.
I think I saw Domino's in Poland too, once. No idea what happened to it. Never seen any ads nor fliers for it either.
Domino's business model is pizza delivery. There's people that sometimes can't go get pizza themselves. Now you can pick Domino's up too. But for the longest time it was just delivery. So delivery was the strong selling point. Not the product itself.
@@1pcfred the point is that normal pizzerias already do that. Pizza was already the number one delivery food here. It’s just a big centralized company that tries to push the small restaurants away
Okay, seems they already failed in Germany in the 80ies and now they came back and bought two leading pizza delivery chains.
As an italian, the pizza one actually offended me and i had to take a moment. What the hell? Pizza was literally popularized in the US by Italian immigrants!😂😂
It was invented by the chinese. Marco polo brought it back
@@sugarnads What
@@sugarnadsthat was noodles.
Italian immigrants from Staten Island 🤣😂
The American work ethic is only as strong as it is because most Americans have no choice but to work multiple jobs to be able to afford basics like food, housing and healthcare.
This statement is wrong. Americans can’t afford health care.
That's if you live in a city
@@milo1k846 As I said, most Americans.
www.google.com/search?q=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+cities&rlz=1C1VDKB_enGB1088GB1088&oq=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+c&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgCEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIICAMQABgWGB4yCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQkxMzc1OGowajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
@@milo1k846 Maybe if you live in nyc.
@@milo1k846 No, I don't live near a big city and it's still expensive af out here.
7:55 "we could've taken over after WWII but didn't" right... Guess I imagined that whole thing with the allies splitting up Germany among themselves and taking over for a while.
Don't tell them about the CIA either, they'll probably start crying lol
Also the fact that the USA conquered Japan for a brief period of time after WWII
They also briefly took over Phillipines........
For a mere 48 years...😂
LOL, that is exactly what USSR did to many small eastern european countries and republics. Occupation for another 40 years.
And Americans having 800 military bases around the globe. And staying in Europe even after Soviets exited and then dissolved
I was in France last year and me and my partner met a lovely American couple and went for a meal with them. They informed us they were intending to take the EuroTunnel train in several days as they wanted to visit London, the conversation moved to places to visit in London when, without any hesitation, the woman asked me and my partner if the train stopped at any point in the tunnel crossing, I asked why? She proceeded to say, without any irony and completely deadpan, she was hoping it would stop so she could see and take photos of the fish
I proceeded to laugh my arse off for about 20 minutes.
Hey now, to be fair we all thought that at one point 😂
It's Deep Sea World's fault.
Yes London, Paris, Barcelona, Amsterdam or Venice are themeparks. While being in Venice I heard an asian couple ask "when - or at what hour - will the city close ?"
@@ninokamps4407
To be fair, Venice nowadays is now more like a themepark then an actual city
I was on a flight from JFK to Heathrow a few years ago. As the aircraft was approaching London, the pilot made an announcement that we would have a lovely view of Windsor Castle as we landed. As we passed the castle, the middle aged American couple sitting next to me commented “It’s a shame they built it so close to the airport”. I kid you not.
@@ninokamps4407 smh, not you being untraveled. in a lot of asain countries, cities, towns there is a time where basically the entire city shuts down. all the shops close, and there is almost nothing that you can go do. im guessing what ever language you heard them speak wasnt their first language too. they could have accidentally said city instead of attraction aka museum/churches.
6:05 wtf? it's like €1 you got scammed
Ikr
In The Netherlands you can legally ask for free tapwater
In Latvia 1.5 L of water cost around 50 cent to 1 euro. If you go only restorants it will be 1.5 euro, maybe if you go in some expensive one then 2 euros.
7:48 Americans weren’t colonisers? How did they get to 50 states and the US territories then? 😂😂
Like mr. Bean once said...: magic
We bought the land from Europeans. Duh.
@@1pcfred You might want to check the history of Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada and your territory of Puerto Rico before you start arguing that.
@@cambs0181 Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada belong to us by right of Manifest Destiny and we've been trying to unload Puerto Rico for quite some time now.
@@1pcfred Manifest Destiny? You mean that thing when some inbreds thought "I want this therefore it should be mine"? Sure sounds like colonisation to me.
The Americans are like the original idea of earth, believing everything revolves around them. In reality they are like earth, minuscule like everything else
Americans literally get taught from a young age the world revolves around them, I have family living there and let me tell you, it's really that bad
And round
A lot of things do actually revolves around them, which is sad (even for them).
If you look at it from a different pov, American Patriotism is no different to German Nationalism during WW2... Just pointing it out, the lines run parallel to each other...
@@lolly166541really. Ok
I’m a Volunteer Tour Guide in York and enjoy meeting Americans, they are usually friendly and polite. But the type from Texas in a cowboy hat can be a challenge. Before he starts I get my own daft statements and questions in first:- “This must be a culture shock for you, traveling from a little place like Texas to the centre of the world’s biggest empire”.
Kaiser Wilhelm said the sun never set on the British empire because God didn't trust it in the dark.
You nailed that! 😂😂
9:32 Texas can’t find Europe 😂
I always love how Americans will defend their work ethic and then condemn slavery. Your work ethic is modern slavery. You work 95% of a day, consume sugar and coffee to give you energy to stay alive under those conditions and you will still defend your modern slavery system. Land of the "free" 😂
Also, If you go to Balkan countries, like Croatia, people will charge you 2-3 times more for water, because you are foreigner. Water here (big 2L bottles) is less than 1€
2L bottles of still water in the UK are as little as 40p (0.47Eu), so that's why George is so upset.
Hahaha yes because slavery is wrong wtf, second we work 8 hours a day which is 1/3rd of the day, most people work either 7-3 or 9-5 which both give you enough time to do stuff, why do Europeans go online and lie
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne Which you can barely live off in The U.S.A these days.
@@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne So why are there so many working poor in the U.S. then? I think it is you who is a bit delusional, to be honest.
3:37 fun fact - the methods used in chocolate production in america result in creation of the same chemicals found in vomit, american chocolate scientifically tastes like vomit
apparently originally they used this method as cost saving measure when they were mass-producing chocolate to put in military rations during ww2, and after that the soldiers that returned wanted the same chocolate as they had during the war (for nostalgia ig?), which caused it to became standard in the country.
Really? That's.... ugh. Note to myself: If I ever visit the US, never buy chocolate 🤮
This is... completely false? What's your source?
i thought it was because milk has to be transported a long distance in the USA which makes it hard to keep fresh, so they use other ingredients like butyric acid (the "vomit chemical")
try Swiss or Belgian chocolate....and you will know what shit they selling you in the USA!
@@sorin_markov The easiest source is Hershey Chocolate company itself. The reason for using the vomit tasting ingredient (butyric acid) is that the milk in the chocolate, on it's own would perish before they could transport it very far, so this acts as a dairy stabiliser, to make it last longer.
3:34 they definitely haven’t had European chocolate. As an American my parents brought back chocolate from Britain and it’s genuinely so much better than American chocolate that I kept the box it came in.
You should try chocolate from other European countries, it's even better than the British one.
@@MsAnpassad I plan on hopefully moving to Ireland for college so I definitely will try it then
That's a matter of opinion @@MsAnpassad
@@yeetjones927 Not really, as different countries have different regulations about how much cocoa and cocoa butter a product needs to contain in order to be allowed to be sold as chocolate.
@@yeetjones927 it's a matter of public record. Switzerland and Belgium top the charts. Saw some awards for German chocolate which I can't judge because I only ever ate the cheap Milka stuff. I doubt it though. Britain is best at having nukes and keeping stolen land like Gibraltar or Las Malvinas. Oh and they're the best at being incoherently drunk or pulling their undies aside to pee on the sidewalk in front of the club. Or getting into fights. What they are most decidedly not best at is chocolate. Stay in your lane pommie.
The UK reputation of terrible food only came about because of American GI's. We'd already been at war for 3 years when the US decided to turn up and food was scarce. The fact that this still gets brought up just shows the ignorance of humans.
4:15 obviously in the ancient/prehistoric era about 200 years ago, Europeans from their small countries came to the greatest nation on earth at that time, seeing the stunning architecture and being like yeah we should adopt this
Yes, much like all those old African-American men stole the blues from poor teenage English boys in the 60s. 😊
hm, in the year 1492 Columbus found America,
the local people here founded their beer brewery, 70 years before Columbus found America!!
my town got a new castle, its build in 1520!
i am not sure the mortar is dry yet?
the big city close by, got a new Opera House, in 1690!
what year the USA got founded...1780, 1865, 1910??
@@TLowGrrreen Those poor teenage English boys really appreciated the proper A/A blues and only when they took it over to the USA did the whities realise how good it was .Having scorned the originals before.
Full appreciation was given to the originators by people like Eric Clapton etc .
11:00 George, you got scammed there. There's a lot of scammers in Paris and their whole shtick is demanding money from tourists whenever they use something.
During the pandemic there were people disguised as policemen thag were scamming tourists. Pretty wild shi
Plus, most of our "bathrooms" are free.They are just not in touristic areas or transportation hubs.
Bisexual LEGO Eda, omg
I couldn't judge about this particular case but toilet Ladies are a reality though. Usually they are not paid any wages and have to buy cleaning products with those Euros the "guests" pay. In return you can expect clean and safe toilets. The usual fee today is 0.50€ to 1.00€ though it doesn't amaze me that in a touristy place such as the Louvre they ask more.
@@flitsertheo Never seen a toilet lady in my life, and not paying someone a wage is illegal, it is France not the US. All the public toilets I ever went to in Paris were free.
as a european i was going through torture watching this video
@battlecat739 Try being a Canadian. When trump called for a wall we thought , " great idea, would you mind building one on your northern border as well?"
Same
Same bro so stupid 😂
I'm an American, and I'm cringing so hard at this video, my face and shoulders hurt.
1. There is no reason for U.S and Europe to go to war against each others.
2. EU has twice the population of U.S (not Texas), which means even if a war breaks out, EU can theoretically have twice as many soldiers.
3. U.S has nuclear weapons, but Europe has two countries with nuclear weapons : UK and France.
Three countries with nuclear weapons, you forgot Russia
@@СашаЧерный-э2т I think Putin would prefer to stay back and have popcorn with vodka while enjoying the show than participating.
i've noticed a pattern that americans think they know everything/everything relates to them in some way 😶
And many Americans try to link their own internal political battles and ideological struggle with absolutely everything. Quite tiring.
i think its crazy that some Americans thinks its weird to use a kettle
what do they use instead?
What do they do, make their coffee like Shrek makes soup? Troglodytes
coffee pots 😔
Microwaving water sounds way weirder to me, i genuinely couldn't believe it when i first found out thats how they heat their water
@@o_s-24 *_microwave or stovetop_*
Ancestry ties to Stonehenge is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
He is not celtic, he is straight up rock golem
And it’s “ancestral ties”… that post was caner
I nearly bloody choked laughing at that!
In NL, 1,5L mineral water at Lidl costs €0,45 + €0,25 (plastic deposit to be given back when bottle returned).
9:36 truly so stupid when you consider how densely populated the rest of the world is compared to America, where we’re all extremely spread out. The size of the country doesn’t have much to do with how many people are actually there yall 😂
Look at the population density map of Egypt for a “fun fact moment”!
Yea like Sweden is one of the biggest countries in the eu yet has one tenth of the population of the UK (while being bigger than the uk!)
And I always found it funny how everyone jokes how big Texas is, lets just take nordic countries (yes we are actually pretty big countries by land area) combined area 3.5 million square kilometers, Texas is tiny 700 thousand square kilometers. Okay bunch of nordic land is unhabited especially in Greenland/Iceland area.. so lets just take Norway, Sweden and Finland, which everyone thinks are tiny countries in the north, land area over 1.1 million square kilometers. So even the tiny countries in the north can't fit inside Texas :P
I'm always taken aback by the visceral reactions some Americans have to the idea that something might be better in a different part of the world. Or not even better, just good.
It's so strange. How did they engineer their society to be so chauvinistic yet have such a massive inferiority complex? It's some kind of sociological marvel.
Like when they find out that there are modern cities in Africa. I think a few have even suffered strokes from the revelation. 😂😂😂
“Texas can take over Europe….” Oooh I hope they try. Ultimate “eff around and find out” moment. 😂
Adolf Hitler couldnt take Switerland over. Americans who havent even a military, beside sargent shanique and private perez really think they can advance trough Europe and then defeat the end boss Switzerland who has a better geographical advancement then Vietname with their tunnels and Afgahnis with their mountain.... i nearly died by laughter, maybe thats how americans can win future wars
@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo He didn't really need to because he kind of surrounded them on all sides, Also this is your daily reminder that Texas the state of Texas has a larger army than 7 European countries And its own defense budget Separate from the United States defense budget
Well Germany did and Texas has a larger army than Germany No I am not exaggerating this is a matter of fact the state of Texas operates a larger military force than the country of Germany.
@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo Nobody can invade the Swiss considering they're surrounded by mountains and have a gun to person ratio that the US respects.
@@ronniehopper2726 daily reminder, We can mobilize around 700k people on desiganted posts and combat roles in under 24h..... also a little secret.. your F-15 or drones are useless unless they can play "whac-a-mole"...... you cant even drop nuclear bombs who doesnt even exists, maybe Space Lasers owned by your J-Military complex which are use to justifiy Climate Change by burning down Forests in Canada and North US could work....
0:21 "Are there carrots and pumpkins in fnaf"
Are there? I’m genuinely curious now lol
@@Jomthetoejameater jacko chicas cupcake
Can't wait until we start getting titles like "Americans befuddle me" and "Americans flummox me"
What? No Americans claiming they are Irish this time?
that's around saint patty's day
@@melisenxwtf is pattys day. It's Paddy's day or Saint Patrick's day. This ain't the bikini bottom
@@yessam1460 It's when Americans celebrate Pat Butcher.
My father in law does that every day thinking it makes him look cool and that being Irish is an excuse for having 6 dui convictions and no drivers license
in this video, it was "all my neighbors ( in Staten Island) are Italians"
That picture where the person crossed out ‘plug sockets’ to write ‘electrical outlet’s’ reeked of entitlement.
As a Brit, the rage I felt when I saw that was actually quite frightening.
im italian and i am fucking dying inside when they mentioned pizza, like every single pizza that you eat in italy is way better than a pizza i n the US (and i live in a town with 10k residents so no mcdonalds, no kfc, subway, domino ecc... only local businesses)
“We could’ve taken over after WWII but didn’t”
Bro, we (USA) lost or withdrew from every single war since then, not to mention that we could barely keep Russia at bay through the entire second half of the 20th century. We even managed to almost flunk D-day for pete’s sake
D-Day was a pretty massive success, no one expected it to go so well. Sure, Omaha was a clusterfuck, but it was expected, which is why a second division was sent there
@@MatecaCorp The US did not infact withdraw from every war after ww2. Idl what crack pot history you're on. But this is all so wrong omfg.
As an Englishman, thank goodness our ancestors did what they did in 1939-1945. We had to deliver Hitler's first defeat in the skies in 1940 to survive. US participation (while slightly belated) is still appreciated here. Let's not forget our Canadian brethren either. Even Brazil sent soldiers to fight the Nazis. Comrades all and no disrespect to modern Germans, it was about Nazis, not Germany.
The comedian Al Murray(The Pub Landlord) does a chat on all the countries of the world and comes to Hawaii and mentions Pearl Harbour where "The Americans were taken completly by surprise two years into a World War"
Also, it literally was a fear of the allies that the USA would take over. De Gaulle (the French General in charge of the French Resistance) told his generals that French needed to free Paris before the US, they didn't trust the US, they saw them as imperialist as the Nazi, with as much lack of values for human lives (The USA has no problem sacrificing their soldiers' life like they didn't matter. Also, usamerican soldiers killed a lot of French civilians during D-day. More French civilians died than soldiers from BOTH sides during D-day) So, the USA was seen as a power hungry nation, it's not something to be proud of.
fun fact: pizza was invented by italy and noodles weren’t invented in ancient egypt but actually in ancient CHINA.
Yup... Not exactly the same place 😂😂😂
well the second fact is still doubtful. slicing dough and cook it isnt really a genius and special chinese idea. but so far i saw the oldest records of it so far...
@@mugnuz well, europe and china is quite close geographically. Maybe trade?
nope. Durum wheat pasta reached Italy from North Africa, and not in the times of Ancient Egypt but in the Middle Ages. Non-durum pasta was already used by the Romans, see "lasanum".
When Americans call us colonisers... THEY ARE THE COLONY!!! They are the actual colonisers ! 😂😂
The most commonly celebrated non-religious holiday in the world is independence from the British Empire.
There is a significant difference between colonisers and colonists. The British colonists were the ones who founded the United States. The fact that nearly all of US history has been mythologised and/or falsified since then (to an extent that a bunch of nonsense is taught in schools there) may be annoying but it doesn't mean the British were not colonisers.
@@thescrewfly no, there is not a difference between those that founded a colony and the colonists, you all came from somewhere else and colonised. When you use 'colonists' to insult us you UNO reverse yourselves. Your word salad has no power here
@@isnousernameleft everyone needs a scapegoat, why not choose the country that changed the world for the best. What about the Spanish? No one ever mentions them, you choose the UK because we are a good people that achieved much. The real villains are the USA who wage war for profit in the 21st century, not the people that founded you in the 17th century. To keep going on about what happened hundreds of years ago makes you pathetic
@@thescrewflythe British set up the colonies but the colonists in America are the ones that massacred the natives and “manifested destiny” by barrelling through land that even the British allowed the natives to keep. A large chunk of the native empires and nations even sided with the British in the civil war because they were protectorates of the empire meaning they had guarantees from the British that they would remain in tact, the Americans made no such promises and even backstabbed the nations that did support them. That’s all without mentioning the pacific and Caribbean territories or the Philippines too, all of which were far more recent colonial ventures than the vast majority of European colonies or the regime change operations in most of the new world that the cia staged in just the last half century.
8:15 the guy has an ancestry ties to stongehenge, where do you think the stones in his head came from
This gave me a good laugh, thanks for the wit
In Australia, we either call it a socket, a plug, or we just say "plug this into the wall."
im american and I do the same besides saying socket
Same in the UK
Yeah we always just say 'plug it in the wall'. I can't be bothered to use words like socket even. Aussies are lazy with language and if we can short something or leave it out, we will.
Chuck ‘er in the ute!
@@tkpsJust say, "Plug it in," or as my dad use to say, "Here."
I would pay to see a bunch of Texans roll into Eastern Europe and try their luck lmaooo
Texas, land of the sovereign citizen, those morons couldn't get through customs before the first brain freeze, NO GUNS lmao, followed by spending the first 72 hours in a cell with a load of free loading drug mules lol
Poland^^
@@steffent.6477 POLAND WILL HAVE ITS BORDERS, EVWN IF THEY ARE THE LAST BORDERS EVER DRAWN
As someone that lived in Georgia, same. Out of all the southern states, Texas is like the arrogant little brother.
AMERICA COULD TAKE EUROPE TOMORROW!
Europe: “we’ve hired some Vietnamese soldiers.”
America loses but makes a bunch of classic movies.
Here's some Afghan goat herders.
The guy who’s got ancestral ties to Stonehenge is probably one of those Easter Island heads. 🗿
12:07 I've seen a lot of people saying "Norwegian food is bland" and stuff like that as well.
No idea what they're talking about. Generally in retrospect, these people appears to have visited "Veikroer" or roadside or fast-food places along a road.
In other words, the only things they've been touting is their own incompetence as travellers.
Oslo has an absolutely ridiculous amount of restaurants per capita, and Norway has one of the highest consumption rates in the _world._
People come from all over Europe to work at high-end restaurants, wine places etc. in Oslo. Yes median salaries are good but I'm talking _high end_ restaurants.
You will practically not be able to visit every restaurant in Oslo during a lifetime except if you're unemployed and a millionaire.
The food is *SO* diverse and you can find *EXACTLY* what you are looking for, *INCLUDING* some amazing fast-food places like Jafs for instance.
You have access to any ingredients you want, including a vast amount of different oriental goods at places like Bazaar or top-end meat at places like Strøm-Larsen.
There are professional mushroom and berry pickers (these are not grown artificially and humans are yet to find a good way to do this), of which taste is supreme in the world.
The fish here is unparalleled and people can actually afford to buy things because of decent wages.
I don't know what else to say, man.
If you want to discover local foods then you need to go to rural areas, and you need to research a whole lot better (this includes Norwegians abroad).
The best cured meat and ice cream I ever had was in rural Toscana in Italy, to take just one example. The ice cream was home made and a very small business who had done so for decades.
love it!! so just to add to your great point, my daughter in law is japanese and they live in Norway, so thats another cuisine added to their local diet ... why? because nearly everyone in their neighbourhood has been nicking her recipes to try at home .. in Norway the message spreads, its a beautiful thing
I come from Belgium, the amount of condiments there just blows away the amount you can get in North America. Just the different types of mayonaise there is something that North America can't beat.
After working almost 3 years in colruyt i 100% agree
What always baffles me is that Americans do not understand that Europe has more landmass than the US
For some reason in this part of the US (upstate NY) they call the mixture of ketchup and mayo Russian dressing. God knows why.
actually chocolate from Europe is often not counted as chocolate in the US cause it doesn't acquire minimum amount of sugar to count as chocolate
i see what you did there. a large and sweet revenge
American Military might v EU military might. Roughly equal Active personnel, twice as many reserves in EU. US has slightly more MBTs and AFV, EU twice as much artillery. US has more total aircraft, but EU has more fighters while US has more attack helicopters. EU has nearly a thousand more Naval Vessels, though US has nearly 3 times as many aircraftcarriers. And remember this is just the EU, it doesn't include non Eu members like Turkey and the UK. If any Texan thinks they could take on Europe in a military battle? Keep dreaming.
Lets be real if napolean couldnt win a guerrila war against portugal neither can america , couldnt beat viet farmers or afghan farmers or irak farmer …. Why the fuck do we even pretend like theyre still a superpower😂😂😂
And then when they deploy overseas, the other three realms of the crown roll over the north border. Fighting a war on two fronts, when one of those fronts is across an ocean is historically a bad idea
You're forget that it's not the whole US military at all, but just Texas. They don't have their own armed forces. They would only come with the Texas National Guard. They only have a fraction of the entire state armed forces. Texas doesn't have any warships at all. There's also the Texas State Guard, but they're not allowed to be sent abroad. There are also civilians with torches and pitchforks. But they'd have to deal with the climate first. The average temperature of 20°C or lower is the norm in most countries on the European continent. And we have more forests, mountains and impassable terrain. Many others have already gone missing in the European swamps.
@@mischmaZOOO totally agree. I was just putting in a comparison of the entire US military v the combined EU forces to show their comparison let alone just the texas national guard. Its just ludicrous.
@ It is! I would really love to talk to such a person and see the reaction when the realization slowly sinks in.
Americans: we aren't colonizers
Also, Americans:
Puerto Rico
Guam
Northern Mariana Islands
Virgin Islands
Hawaii
Philippines
Liberia
Panama Canal
Palau
Marshall Islands
Micronesia
I'm American, and I was homeschooled by a liberal, atheist mother who had just had enough with our shit school system, so I'm not extra brainwashed like these folks, but I can say I agree with the ones about the water. One time, when I was working the drive thru window at McDonald's, some dude ordered a meal and came to the window and was like, "Can I have a bottle of water?" He had already ordered a meal with a drink, and so I added the bottle of water to his order, and it cost an additional 50 cents. He was like, "50 cents for water? That's ridiculous. Take it off, I'll get water elsewhere." I obviously didn't say anything rude to the fella since American customer service workers have to be extremely polite almost to a fault in some more belligerent cases, but in my head I was just like "well that's ridiculous, you get a bottle of water anywhere else it'll cost 5 bucks". Really have no idea what his problem was.
$0.50! Damn give me two. I went to a public schools in the 80/90s. I was lucky that our school district was ranked in the top 100 in the country. I'm from California. In middle school while taking world history, I was taught The Five Pillars of Islam from a man from Pakistan. We were learning about Middle East. I also read and watched educational shows at home. I was lucky I had parents who road my butt. I'm assuming you are from the south because you made it a big deal to tell us your mother was a liberal and an atheist. Btw, I was raised by two lasped Catholic parents. Now, I'm basically more agnostic.
I do agree our education system has turned to crap. Don't get me started on new arithmetic. We need to stop worring about hurting people's feelings and teach the truth. Banning books not only violates the 1st Amendment, it should be made illegal.
@dohanddonuts5716 I don't live in the South anymore, but that's still what people who live in countries that ban homeschooling think of when they hear American homeschooling. I didn't really have any other homeschooled friends when I lived in Texas because most homeschooled groups were run by fundy parents and my mom didn't want to subject me to that crap.
@@julestloid My parents usually kept me away from Bible thumpers, we do have them in California and in the Bay Area. I tend to not like the over religious and idiots who can't get it through there head what the Civil War was about. Sometimes, I think we are doomed.
@dohanddonuts5716 You actually judge people on their opinion of a war that was fought over a 160 years ago? Wow! So that's why California is the way it is.
@michaelholt8590 The ere are a certain group of people, mostly Southerners, who refuse to accept that the Civil War war not only fought to reunify the Union but to end slavery. They will use every other reason, such as states' rights, but they never mention slavery. Furthermore, each state Declaration of Succession mention slavery as their many reason to leave the Union.
Now I don't know what being from California has to do with the topic at hand, but when you teach a lie, ban books, put statues up of men who were traitors to our country and wave their flag, I judge a little.
Americans saying they aren't colonizers... open a history book
Imagine being a colonial, the water of your birth splashing on ground that was a sacred American burial ground converted to a cotton plantation, and being like "We aren't colonisers" 😂😂
I think it explains a lot when you look at the types of people who did emigrate to 'the new world'. Puritans, extremists, people escaping from the law etc. Also, maybe because of the attitude of the colonists and their separatist tendencies maybe we didn't really care enough about it being a British colony anymore, why help people who are too dumb to acclimatise to their environment or work together for a greater good?
What's worse it that the British had already made agreements with the native tribes to not expand any further and those Independant 'former' Brits went against all of those to 'colonise' the mid, south and western parts of the country, not included within the 13 colonies..
@@Thurgosh_OG
The plains west of the Ohio were being eyed up as farmland by the colonists, who had no intention of honoring the treaties made by Britain. So they found excuses to rebel.
@@k.edwards3138Maybe because a person's intelligence is known to be based on two factors: socialization and genetics. Because the ancestors of most Americans were religious nutcases who were considered religious nutcases even in their time (I'm just saying: witch burning) or were just naive enough to believe that paradise awaited them on the other side of the Atlantic, one can hardly speak of a genetically transmitted intelligence. Added to this is the education system in the USA, which seems as if the pioneers had just set foot on land in the New World. In parts of the USA it is actually still taught that the earth is around 5,000 years old because that is what it says in the Bible. This can hardly compensate for a knowledge deficit.
Americans don't realise that the founding of their country is a footnote in our history textbooks
English history goes back to the days of Julius Caesar. The Americans censored anything to do with the natives and somehow think their country is ancient.
4:10 My friend lives in a building, build 1452 - that's 50 years before Columbus stumbled upon America, 324 years before the United States declared independence. But the building is just a copy of Bostons buildings for sure.
I'm American and I can tell you European chocolate is 10 times better than any American chocolate I've ever had
You need to find better American chocolate then.
@@angelicharmonies No, you just need to try other countries chocolates that haven't been produced for the American market.
@@MsAnpassad I've had mexican chocolate, and the ones I had were okay. I'm sure there are better options, tho.
I'm down to try chocolate from other countries as well.
Anyway, we do have quality chocolate. Not all of our chocolate is made by Hershey, nor does it taste like "vomit."
@@angelicharmoniesTo Europeans, American chocolate tastes sour. Like vomit. It's because of an ingredient in American chocolate that we don't use here.
@@LalaDepala_00 do you seriously think that that applies to all of our chocolate.
3:03 texas fits (comfortably) into quebec or ontario, americans
Booyah!
Reminds me of the joke by Alaskans, that if Texans don't shut up about the size of their state, they'll split Alaska into two halves and make Texas the third largest state in the USA. 🤣
@@ceejay0137 alaska is actually huge
It's because they think a flat map is the same as the flat earth. If they looked at a globe they could see the difference. Or they could just Google it but they know better than Google.
or Western Australia
Americans: Europe has no condiments
15th Century Portugal: Is the sea route to India a joke to you? Where do you think your spices come from?
like asia (they think all asian are just chinese, japanese, and korean. bascially east asian), they think europe is just UK.
“We don’t know geography because (we) weren’t colonizers.”
Me, a 🇵🇭: Bro, y’all literally had a mock battle with Spain that left you in control of Intramuros, which effectively began your occupation of our islands. HELLO?! 💀
E123. A red food colouring, it was probably the most controversial of the E-numbers, believed to cause everything from hyperactivity to cancer. The Europeans banned it first, then the UK. Its removal is the reason Tizer doesn’t taste like it did in the 1980s.
Also known as Red 40.
😃
i prefer E621 personally but red 40 is pretty good too
@@PogChimp People have died trying to recreate a Tizer high from 1982.
Sorry but you are a bit wrong there. The UK, along with Switzerland have banned Red 40 but the EU has not banned it at all. However, in EU countries, all food products containing this and other additives, like Yellow 5&6, must come with a warning label due to health concerns.
The UK was and still is the strongest country for protecting its citizens from these types of food additives and it is because they pushed so hard for this to be an EU standard (when they were a full member) that the EU has such food health measures today.
@@Thurgosh_OG Thank you. I appreciate the correction.