Americans mystify me

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  • @poik-sc2is
    @poik-sc2is Місяць тому +135

    I've heard a guy say once "The ego of the entire world does not compete with the ego of a single american". Never heard something so true.

    • @AnonIllumi
      @AnonIllumi 14 днів тому +4

      cowboys with AR-15s meet 1 lone SAS oprative. they turn and run.

    • @poik-sc2is
      @poik-sc2is 14 днів тому +3

      @@AnonIllumi Yeah but they won't admit it.

    • @jaydenbrust7763
      @jaydenbrust7763 День тому

      I mean as an American maybe on social media you’ll certainly find egotistic Americans but that is kinda inevitable. As if one were ever to visit America. Especially in places down south or New England. It really is a lot different than it’s portrayed. We don’t care that much about our country as it’s portrayed. We’ll just act like normal people

  • @Kickiusz
    @Kickiusz 4 місяці тому +3347

    Imagine bragging that your country allows your boss to work you to the bone.

    • @gr3enonline108
      @gr3enonline108 4 місяці тому +239

      and dont forget that many of them are working for minimum wage

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +68

      i work 40h week and got 30 days vacation each year....but i am in the EU!

    • @JunjiDorito
      @JunjiDorito 4 місяці тому +64

      @@Arltratlo I work 37.5 a week and get 33 days holiday a year. And we're not even in the EU anymore. Americans get barely anything

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +12

      @@JunjiDorito i can go to France without passport, you cant do that anymore!
      and i have the right to travel, you can be rejected at the border!

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 місяці тому +19

      @@Arltratlo No. we can still get into France without a passport, we just need to fill in an online form before we go. It takes 2 minutes or less. Try again.

  • @terriblyaverage3099
    @terriblyaverage3099 4 місяці тому +2601

    Americans who think british people still care about the american revolution as if brits hold a grudge against them or something is so funny

    • @WIDGI
      @WIDGI 4 місяці тому +277

      because they have no idea that there even is a rest of the world. Some even think modern history started in 1776 and European history ended the same day. I wish that wasn't true but it is.

    • @Aureilia
      @Aureilia 4 місяці тому +381

      America is the ex that's obsessed with the idea that you're obsessed with them 😅

    • @AlanpittsS2a
      @AlanpittsS2a 4 місяці тому +151

      @@Aureiliaas an American I agree. People talk about the revolution like nothing happened before that and like we didn’t come from Europe

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 4 місяці тому

      It reminds me of how Russians (or rather Russian propaganda) treats Poland nowadays. You would think that we're still a part of the great Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth. A country able and willing to invade Russia only to retread after couple months because our nobility got too drunk to fight off peasant rebelion. Meanwhile Poland nowadays can barely form a goverment. Nobody cares about the troubles - people are more focused on what the politicians are trying to push on us

    • @hugo-pg5tv
      @hugo-pg5tv 4 місяці тому +157

      ​@@AlanpittsS2aor that americans are so cocky about winning the war when France did 90% of the fighting and was the only reason they even have any rights.

  • @Noacon
    @Noacon 4 місяці тому +246

    One of the well known stories about an American visiting Germany is "He (the American) laughed and asked if we even have electricity. He couldn't see the Overlines because everything is underground"

    • @watdoetiee
      @watdoetiee 2 місяці тому +6

      That's funny, the main reason I know I've crossed the border into Germany from the Netherlands is because they still have the power lines above ground. Maybe that's just regional or only rural though.

    • @astranger448
      @astranger448 2 місяці тому +22

      @@watdoetiee Another clear giveaway when driving into the Netherlands is that their bycicle lanes are very obvious. They are sized like an extra lane, with some form of barrier to clearly separate cars from bycicles.

    • @YeahNo
      @YeahNo 2 місяці тому +4

      So did they think the 40 odd American military installations all run on generators or something? 🤨

    • @mizquitl
      @mizquitl 2 місяці тому +2

      @@YeahNo Yes, mainly powered by harsh words, Motrin and caffeine.

    • @joecarom391
      @joecarom391 Місяць тому

      Same with an American woman believing Germans have no fridges. Because Germans prefer their fridges to be built into their kitchen cabinets rather than have them free-standing 😅

  • @StormTGD
    @StormTGD 4 місяці тому +1590

    The chocolate is actually reverse. Most American "chocolates" cannot be legally considered chocolate in the UK, because they only contain around 5% coco solids where it needs to be 20% for it to be considered chocolate.

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 4 місяці тому +2

      I actually prefer American chocolates (I’m British)

    • @wasdered1034
      @wasdered1034 4 місяці тому +71

      Yeah , got that mrbeast chocolate one day , it tastes like crap

    • @MickH60
      @MickH60 4 місяці тому

      @@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo American chocolate tastes like sh1t, sugary garbage....

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 4 місяці тому

      Most American food in general cannot be sold in Europe as it would constitute as poison

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 4 місяці тому +27

      which is still far too low. should be 30-40% at least.

  • @frankj10000
    @frankj10000 4 місяці тому +1634

    As a German I never ever associated Pizza with America. What?!

    • @commandershepard2490
      @commandershepard2490 4 місяці тому +184

      Ofc not, nobody does. I gotta admit, NYC Pizza IS good. Actually. But it loses anytime against a pizza neapolitana

    • @ajstyles5704
      @ajstyles5704 4 місяці тому +51

      ​@@commandershepard2490If it ain't beating neapolitana, I'm not even going to waste my time, I'm freaking from Switzerland growing up with varieties of Pizzas.😊

    • @commandershepard2490
      @commandershepard2490 4 місяці тому +60

      @@ajstyles5704 Bin auch aus der deutschen Region um Basel und Italien ist hier halt der standard "lass mal schnell 3 Tage ans Meer fetzen" Urlaub. Niemand hier den ich kenne würde eine amerikanische Pizza der italienischen vorziehen.

    • @anonihme5142
      @anonihme5142 4 місяці тому +53

      no one ever has except some Americans... and I'd bet most of them still know its Italian

    • @ellenripley4640
      @ellenripley4640 4 місяці тому +8

      I love Pizza with Pineapple and Ham, I call it Pizza Ontario since this is where it was invented.

  • @Artahe
    @Artahe 4 місяці тому +257

    "Texas could conquer Europe by themselves if they wanted to"
    Bold words coming from people who get folded by a snowstorm.

    • @appa609
      @appa609 Місяць тому +18

      I mean, Napoleon conquered Europe, and got folded by a snowstorm.

    • @Artahe
      @Artahe Місяць тому +7

      @@appa609 True, true. But I certainly don't stan Napoleon ;)

    • @Sebastian-fn1qg
      @Sebastian-fn1qg Місяць тому +24

      ​@appa609 a much more severe snowstorm than Texas' little quarter inch flurries.

    • @mrjozo-pr6ih
      @mrjozo-pr6ih Місяць тому +19

      also just point them somewhere else, there is no chance lad knows where we actually are.

    • @Marina45711
      @Marina45711 Місяць тому +28

      I think the main problem would be that they wouldn't even be able to find Europe on the map.

  • @mtlb2674
    @mtlb2674 3 місяці тому +59

    There were an american couple visiting in Helsinki, Finland on fourth of july. The complained to hotel personnel why there were no US flags on thr poles because it was the indepence day. The personnel politely explained that we are in Finland, not in the US. We don't celebrate their indepence day but our own which is on sixth of december.

    • @gerardmanvussa501
      @gerardmanvussa501 12 днів тому +7

      You probably should book a hotel room on a 6 of december in USA just to complain about the lack of Finnish flags :p....

    • @KevinSmithGeo
      @KevinSmithGeo День тому

      ​@@gerardmanvussa501 after which the hotel staff put up a a black and white chequered flag 🏁

  • @MsAnpassad
    @MsAnpassad 4 місяці тому +1862

    As a Scandinavian, I would love to see the Texans try to conquer the Nordics, when they couldn't even stay alive during a short cold spell.

    • @helene4397
      @helene4397 4 місяці тому +239

      Finnish here, I'd love to see that too.😅

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 4 місяці тому +377

      @@helene4397 Just imagine their reaction when the snow starts speaking Finnish.

    • @Trickaz94
      @Trickaz94 4 місяці тому +190

      @@MsAnpassad it'll be Vietnam all over again for the muricans

    • @minisnakali
      @minisnakali 4 місяці тому +107

      Norwegian here, I'm right with you. It'd be hilarious to watch

    • @mrsullied
      @mrsullied 4 місяці тому +128

      ​@@helene4397Finland would wreck Texas' soul. Which isn't surprising considering Finland has 10x the forces and 3x the budget.

  • @austeruslucio
    @austeruslucio 4 місяці тому +2617

    As an American, Americans mystify me as well. I think to myself "surely, we're not that bad," and everytime, I'm proven wrong.

    • @Jammer-16
      @Jammer-16 4 місяці тому +74

      r/notlikeotheramericans

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 4 місяці тому +166

      you're not all that bad, just a bit special, we love you either way

    • @AveryLovesGoats
      @AveryLovesGoats 4 місяці тому +40

      @@dbz9393LOL this made me laugh

    • @alistairhackney
      @alistairhackney 4 місяці тому +42

      You're free to move to England, i'll be your friend. Guns aren't as readily available or easy to get hold of, but at least our food is real, we pronounce words properly and our teeth are real 😊🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @LizordSword
      @LizordSword 4 місяці тому

      dont trust the guy welcoming you here anyone vaugely patriotic are usually insane

  • @lavaissocoolandamazing
    @lavaissocoolandamazing 4 місяці тому +2085

    The problem with the whole “europe doesn’t have …” argument is that Europe is a CONTINENT with different countries that all have their own laws and cultures. Some of the things they say might be true for one country but completely wrong for another.

    • @Ferined
      @Ferined 4 місяці тому +239

      Yeah, the most triggering thing about this video is all this talk about "Europe" as if it's one place, and "USA Vs Europe" as if they're comparable, and the USA isn't European.

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria 4 місяці тому +143

      Yes. It's like pretending that Canada is just like Haiti, because they are both in the continent of North America!

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 4 місяці тому +19

      It's one country now, ruled from Brussels. The EUSSR

    • @mai-brittrohardtsrensen912
      @mai-brittrohardtsrensen912 4 місяці тому +1

      @@floydlooney6837NO

    • @Ferined
      @Ferined 4 місяці тому +132

      @@floydlooney6837 okay yank

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 2 місяці тому +26

    As a citizen, it was nice to visit North America! It was nice to visit the homogenous people of North America with their homogenous culture, and visit similar landmarks such as the Canadian Rocky's, Chichén Itzá, and the province of Texas, although it was pretty small and I couldn't fill my 2 week schedule.

    • @allanorme2093
      @allanorme2093 7 днів тому

      Sadly Texas was a 40 degrees so i melted in the sun when ever it touched me

  • @Vi_Renders
    @Vi_Renders 4 місяці тому +1499

    I just made the realisation that the one TikTok asking what the UK does during 4th of July highlights something. If the UK had to sit and think about the independence days of EVERY country or region we colonised we probs never have a normal day again 💀

    • @electricVGC
      @electricVGC 4 місяці тому +171

      It rains in London every day someone has an independence day from England :P

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 4 місяці тому +73

      Countries in the World: 195
      Days it rains in the U.K.: 356
      You might want to check your maths.

    • @dekimi6739
      @dekimi6739 4 місяці тому +58

      🤓☝

    • @Vi_Renders
      @Vi_Renders 4 місяці тому +10

      @@dekimi6739 hahaha 😂

    • @7jbugg22
      @7jbugg22 4 місяці тому +61

      @@EditorOfSLbrother it’s called a joke

  • @JimnyThePython
    @JimnyThePython 4 місяці тому +472

    That one person was right, I wouldn’t make it in the US for 6 months, not because of their “work ethic” though, but because of their piss poor wages. That message was not the own he thought it was.

    • @ronniehopper2726
      @ronniehopper2726 4 місяці тому

      Well it has a lot to do with the fact that America has to subsidize European collective defense While we were screaming at you that the Russians were going to do something you were deciding your armies now you're bitching at us to protect the Ukrainians

    • @LEGONERD06
      @LEGONERD06 4 місяці тому

      Not to mention workers rights bieng basicly nonexistant

    • @kaecatlady
      @kaecatlady 4 місяці тому +82

      And lack of mandatory vacation days for workers, don't leave that out. Many jobs can offer ZERO vacation and sick days--yet, many Americans still think unionizing is "communism".

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 4 місяці тому

      @@kaecatlady weve got arseholes whinging because Angela Rayner wants workers rights. Fuck them if their works won't cope with decent wages screw them, oh and when they go bust take every penny Ron them to pay redundancy. If that leaves them with nothing screw them

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kaecatlady Evidently the US needs a healthy doze of communism then.

  • @mckenziemcquarry9209
    @mckenziemcquarry9209 4 місяці тому +317

    As a Brit who works in finance, when 4th July comes I think “American banks are closed, gonna be a relatively quiet day.”

  • @Ensaladasalada
    @Ensaladasalada 4 місяці тому +39

    As a Swiss Person I took the chocolat thing personally. There is no way american chocolat is better than swiss chocolat.

    • @StarAD
      @StarAD Місяць тому +2

      Don’t worry. They are just silly and prefer waxy taste chocolate.

    • @kyle9718-f9c
      @kyle9718-f9c 24 дні тому +1

      You are correct, Swiss chocolate is what we americans buy for the people we care about, our chocolate is what we buy for those of lesser value

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 16 днів тому

      I’d bet a significant amount of money that whichever American made that ludicrous claim has never even tasted European chocolate. I remember my sister bring me back Hershey’s Kisses from California and they ended up in the bin! (Sorry sis.) The texture was just disgusting.

    • @mirzapiteus
      @mirzapiteus 5 годин тому +1

      Same here as a Belgian

    • @StarAD
      @StarAD 2 години тому

      @@mirzapiteus Even Norwegian chocolate is 1000x better than American. I am not from Norway. My family worked there and I loved the brand Freia.

  • @grahvis
    @grahvis 4 місяці тому +816

    Europeans could not cope with rthe American work ethic? More a case of Europeans having a life and not being corporation slaves.

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 4 місяці тому +139

      Exactly, Americans have no choice but to have that 'work ethic'. But hey, land of the free and all that.

    • @helene4397
      @helene4397 4 місяці тому +41

      ​@@mehallica666what it actually means that USA is The Land Of The Free? Free from what?

    • @anarchodolly
      @anarchodolly 4 місяці тому

      @@helene4397 Free time.

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 4 місяці тому +130

      @@helene4397 'Free' from a healthy work/life balance.

    • @mrsullied
      @mrsullied 4 місяці тому

      Free from the requirement to pay a livable minimum wage ​@@helene4397

  • @theolder_man5768
    @theolder_man5768 4 місяці тому +1367

    I don't think Texas could conquer Europe they don't know where it is.

    • @p.j.berman9060
      @p.j.berman9060 4 місяці тому +135

      And look at their record fighting in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. If the whole of the US struggles in those conflicts, how could one state defeat an entire continent?

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 4 місяці тому

      ​@@p.j.berman9060The US has won a war on their own like... twice. In their entire countries history.
      Every other time they needed MASSIVE help or just lost.
      The American military is a joke

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 4 місяці тому +44

      ​@@p.j.berman9060and remember that were rather lower tech "enemies"...

    • @tuojiangoman3228
      @tuojiangoman3228 4 місяці тому +15

      As a USAer, no, no they cannot.

    • @JerdyKhagan
      @JerdyKhagan 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@p.j.berman9060forgot about navy of which texas has not a lot

  • @mrtea2553
    @mrtea2553 4 місяці тому +970

    I love the confidence behind people saying all of europe can fit in texas when google exists

    • @gingergingey8271
      @gingergingey8271 4 місяці тому +81

      Yeah, Europe is giant, especially considering RUSSIA, is part of Europe, the largest country in THE WORLD, is part of Europe.

    • @beanymcgill8360
      @beanymcgill8360 4 місяці тому +142

      @@gingergingey8271To be fair 25% of Russia is in Europe and the rest is in Asia. (The parts in Europe are still huge though)

    • @mrtea2553
      @mrtea2553 4 місяці тому +78

      @@beanymcgill8360 I wont even bother checking google but isnt ukraine alone bigger than texas or at least the same size

    • @beanymcgill8360
      @beanymcgill8360 4 місяці тому +23

      @@mrtea2553 Yeah, and I wasn’t disagreeing with you I was just pointing out to the other guy that a lot of Russia is in Asia lol

    • @mrsullied
      @mrsullied 4 місяці тому +23

      ​@@mrtea2553Texas ca 10% bigger than Ukraine but 20% less pop (for now)

  • @stephenoneill245
    @stephenoneill245 3 місяці тому +10

    I once had the misfortune to meet a couple from San Diego on a whistle stop tour of Europe ("here's Paris, you have 30 mins.") in an ancient watermill converted to a guesthouse in Cornwall. One morning at breakfast this loud-mouthed individual asked the owner, "Say, guy, just how old is this place?" Without batting an eyelid, the reply was, "Twenty years older than America". The guest wasn't quite so loud for the rest of his stay.

  • @ethnsn
    @ethnsn 4 місяці тому +869

    As an American, it's dreadful being around these people. Literally zero critical thinking at all

    • @TeraChad23
      @TeraChad23 4 місяці тому +17

      And i thought people on the internet were bad 💀

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 місяці тому +62

      I once mentioned to a US American online that in Switzerland, you technically don't need to ever set foot in a highschool to become a medical doctor. Because there are other ways to qualify for university, which is what you have to attend to become a medical doctor. Despite being given that explanation, that person still think this meant that "Swiss doctors don't even have a highschool degree, therefore they are less educated than someone with a highschool degree".
      Edit: Typo

    • @MatecaCorp
      @MatecaCorp 4 місяці тому

      @@camelopardalis84 American high school pretty much only succeeds at traumatizing people so I’d argue that Americans would be significantly less qualified

    • @TMac-g8p
      @TMac-g8p 4 місяці тому +1

      Wait in tell u mix or half and half dip with mayo and bbq.🎉

    • @OceanusHelios
      @OceanusHelios 4 місяці тому +34

      @@camelopardalis84 Thanks to the GOP the educational system in the USA is going to get much worse. It is already close to this comparison: the average English schoolboy is equivalent to the average High School graduate in education. A twelve year old matching an 18 year old in education. It's ridiculous. As an American I find it difficult, with my education, to speak to another adult in my country without cringing at the appalling ignorance...on just about everything. But if you got on the topic of vehicles, or pop culture...there is savant level knowledge happening. Cultural knowledge, history, and the worst one...actual political and economic knowledge is appalling. The right wing party in America has turned the entire country into a cult of stupidity. So, people are doomed to vote for being poorer and poorer and poorer.
      "Fleece me! Fleece me harder daddy!"

  • @ll7868
    @ll7868 4 місяці тому +436

    And now you understand why Canadians always have a Maple Leaf clearly visible when we travel to other countries. It's our way of saying "Sorry for looking like an American, please don't spit in my food."

    • @Telendil
      @Telendil 4 місяці тому +15

      The Problem is the leaf makes you look like you are American.. Because i have seen at least 3 US tourists not Canadian wear it on their backpack. But the only Canadian tourist i meet didnt have one.

    • @ll7868
      @ll7868 4 місяці тому

      @@Telendil So you think the Maple Leaf is a USA symbol? Have you ever heard of stolen valour? That's what people from the US wearing a maple leaf are doing and now their making Canadians look just as bad as they make their own country look. They should be called out as the liars they are.

    • @angelcabeza6464
      @angelcabeza6464 4 місяці тому

      Still gonna spit in your food for what you did to the natives

    • @timdowney6721
      @timdowney6721 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Telendil
      A sample size of one.🙄

    • @Telendil
      @Telendil 4 місяці тому +1

      @@timdowney6721 Since my argument mainly is that americans have it on their backback to not look like americans so if you use it you look like an american even if you are actually canadian my sample size would be 3. But this is so common knowlege that comedians make jokes about it that start like this : Since Americans are carrying Canada on their backback for years ....

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh 4 місяці тому +1372

    Its worth noting both Red 40 and Yellow 6 are banned in the UK

    • @BritishMilitaria
      @BritishMilitaria 4 місяці тому +75

      Haha yep I wonder why 🤨

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 4 місяці тому +199

      almost everywhere in europe banned this dyes.

    • @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
      @ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 4 місяці тому +7

      Why? I mean, I can understand Yellow 6, but Red 40, from what I find, is one of the safest colourers?

    • @Cybersword1910
      @Cybersword1910 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@BritishMilitariawhat

    • @sherme
      @sherme 4 місяці тому +244

      @@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х that's exactly what someone consuming large amounts of red 40 would say

  • @adpop750
    @adpop750 2 місяці тому +78

    5:36 No clue what you Brits drinking, but in The Netherlands taped water is of higher quality than bottled mineral water. The only reason you buy a bottle of water here is, when you are walking outside all day and don't have access to a faucet. And since the Dutch are quite thrifty in nature, lots of people don't throw that bottle away when it's empty, but keep filling it up with taped water forever.

    • @Leith-u4p
      @Leith-u4p Місяць тому +9

      Yeah idk in Scotland the tap water is fine might be an English thing

    • @drvissie
      @drvissie Місяць тому

      Luister naar wat ie zegt dan, t verschilt per land

    • @BISHSPLASH
      @BISHSPLASH Місяць тому +2

      It varies by region too based upon the source of the water and filtration methods used in addition to the pipe material carrying the water 😁

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 Місяць тому

      @@Leith-u4p Large parts of England are very flat, which has a lot to do with it. And many of the cities are just as old as the idea of running tapwater, so the plumbing is bad. I'm living in Wales. The tap water here is really nice. It depends a lot on geology. Like what the bedrock is made of. And also whether the water is in a reservoir up in the mountains, so it's fresh rain water, or if the water is just taken out of a river that's run through cities and farmland and is full of shopping trolleys and missing children. I've tried the tapwater in London and it's a bit odd. But even in a shithole like Cairo, I'll drink the tap water before paying for bottled water

    • @MsCheesemonster13
      @MsCheesemonster13 Місяць тому +4

      Everywhere that I’ve lived in England has really nice tasting tap water. The only reasons anyone would buy bottled over here is if you like it sparkling water, you don’t have access to a tap, or you don’t mind wasting your money for no reason. 🤷‍♀️

  • @immortalsofar5314
    @immortalsofar5314 4 місяці тому +114

    I used to tell my American friends that we celebrate July 4th but we call it "Thank god we got rid of those damned puritans" day.

    • @azelucy1798
      @azelucy1798 Місяць тому +4

      Man i still cant believe america is the only country that pretends the first americans ran away from religious opression when in reality they were the opressive ones no one wanted around😂😂😂

  • @nighthawk3045
    @nighthawk3045 4 місяці тому +267

    I once saw a small meme about languages. It was like this:
    Select language:
    (England): English “Traditional”
    (American): English “Simplified”

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 3 місяці тому +20

      annoyingly now english english is called 'international english' and american english is just 'english' annoys the fk outta me. :P

    • @rwentfordable
      @rwentfordable Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kanedNunableyep!

    • @VeloceFirstTM
      @VeloceFirstTM Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kanedNunable Same man

    • @nyanuwu4209
      @nyanuwu4209 Місяць тому +3

      That's backwards. American English incorporates all these foreign words and rules from migrant languages in an inconsistent haphazard mash. 'Parmesan' is a French spelling adopted into America with an Italian pronunciation. It's not simplified at all. In fact, Teddy Roosevelt aimed to simplify it once as president and backlash was so intense, the effort died immediately. (See also: Conversion to the metric system. We got as far as converting drink bottles to 'liters'.)

    • @bing_chillingLiker14
      @bing_chillingLiker14 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@kanedNunableim portuguese and i can relate to this, because now portuguese is associated with brazil instead of portugal.... i lose 34% of my braincells when I see that.
      Props to minecraft for making portuguese portugal!

  • @gustavmeyrink_2.0
    @gustavmeyrink_2.0 4 місяці тому +104

    5:06 It is not a work ethic, it is just a lack of worker protection.
    Germans work on average about 400 fewer hours per year for the same or better money than Americans.

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 4 місяці тому +5

      Americans *are* hard workers. That being said, of course you are right in that a lot of that isn’t really out of choice, but bad worker’s rights. Americans have been manipulated to only look at the economy to judge success for too long. Economic growth and wages are better in the US than EU, the problem is that in the big picture (meaning including universal healthcare, worker rights, public services, general happiness etc.) this advantage almost (only almost!) disappears. In Europe we like less extremes. We had enough of that here already and it brought nothing but ill.

    • @misaenoharafrulein7238
      @misaenoharafrulein7238 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@TheCappucinochannel-os4neBut the American Hospital bills are much much higher than in Germany..

    • @gustavmeyrink_2.0
      @gustavmeyrink_2.0 4 місяці тому +8

      @@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne There are a lot of grossly overpaid people in the USA skewing statistics. For example in Germany CEOs get the same pay rises as every other employee because German law demands that every company above a certain number of employees must have a union representative as a permanent member of board of directors. Consequently a German CEO earns about one tenth of a comparable US CEO while workers earn about the same or more than in the USA.

    • @milo1k846
      @milo1k846 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah better money but uh what about that tax rate? Germany sits at a 45 percent. While America sits at 37.

    • @gustavmeyrink_2.0
      @gustavmeyrink_2.0 4 місяці тому +5

      @@milo1k846 There are a number of videos here on YT made by Americans living in Europe who did work that out and according to them they are financially a bit better off in Germany/Europe despite the higher taxes once into account what you get for your taxes like free universal health care, free university education etc.

  • @VRDejaVu
    @VRDejaVu 2 місяці тому +32

    2:11 2 weeks wouldn't be enough to see everything in Portugal, much less in all of Europe ffs...

    • @KenFullman
      @KenFullman 15 днів тому

      Maybe Monaco?

    • @LeutnantJoker
      @LeutnantJoker 11 днів тому +1

      2 Weeks is barely enough to see everything in Budapest or Vienna lol

  • @VisualEhrmanntraut
    @VisualEhrmanntraut 4 місяці тому +515

    7:34 the funny thing is that Hawaiian pizza was created by Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, in 1962. So it's technically not even American-made, but European. 🤣
    edit: I mean that the person was a Greek that just moved to Canada, not that Canada is in Europe. I'm not stupid.

    • @daphnelovesL
      @daphnelovesL 4 місяці тому +13

      When pizza is still European or Italian.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 4 місяці тому +47

      hey, it's as american as apple pie, a dish that originated in england

    • @Brutarii
      @Brutarii 4 місяці тому

      Typically Europeans ruining another world loved thing smh

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 місяці тому +14

      In the UK, we just call it Pizza and it is branded as Italian (in the packaging and colouring used), with the exception of the odd US American themed pizza, which is just the same but with BBQ sauce and or chillies.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 4 місяці тому

      I don't know if you know this, but Canada is part of America....

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 4 місяці тому +302

    The rudeness is mainly just a Paris thing, I've found. Almost everywhere else in France I've been, the locals are very normal and friendly. Parisians are notorious even among the French for being rude XD

    • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
      @MayYourGodGoWithYou 4 місяці тому +40

      I've French friends, even they complain about Paris - rude people and expensive prices.

    • @Llama_charmer
      @Llama_charmer 4 місяці тому +49

      Paris is the france of france lol

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +30

      most American think Paris is France...they dont know its a country, just a town!

    • @Dreyno
      @Dreyno 4 місяці тому +33

      Most capital cities are looked on as being rude and pushy by the rest of their country.

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Dreyno or entire US states, like Texas!

  • @artiefakt4402
    @artiefakt4402 4 місяці тому +344

    Let them point at Europe on a map first... chances are they'd try to invade Greenland 😂

    • @FreshlyPaintedBench
      @FreshlyPaintedBench 3 місяці тому +6

      😭

    • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
      @MayYourGodGoWithYou Місяць тому +14

      Well as some seem to think Australia is really China, NZ is actually Japan and the European continent is the country of Africa I suspect you might be right.

    • @jishani1
      @jishani1 Місяць тому

      Hahaha Americans can't read a map hahaha ha please protect me Americans I need your military to protect my f4ggy european country because my soft bitchmade people are weak and can't do it themselves.

    • @deltacity3292
      @deltacity3292 Місяць тому +3

      Belgium is a beautiful city...very beautiful ;)

    • @KudoRedfox
      @KudoRedfox Місяць тому +1

      ​@@deltacity3292Indeed England is my city

  • @LinkAlmeida
    @LinkAlmeida 2 місяці тому +11

    When an American says to me: "That's as american as apple pie!"
    My response: "So... not american at all."

  • @melonstudiospl1170
    @melonstudiospl1170 4 місяці тому +193

    I love how confident they are, not like they get offended by everything

    • @coal1235
      @coal1235 4 місяці тому +13

      im deeply offended by this comment, we don’t get offended over small things!1

    • @gabrielarruda4083
      @gabrielarruda4083 4 місяці тому +1

      You're not talking. When you get offended by Americans you scream "wElL aT lEaSt wE dOn'T hAve sChOol sHoOtInGs!" or "hAhA 9/11!".

    • @Sausagegaming-ml5fd
      @Sausagegaming-ml5fd 4 місяці тому +4

      @@coal1235yes you would

  • @tcheeez09
    @tcheeez09 4 місяці тому +651

    8:43 Their family is so historically identifiable they can trace their ancestry back to ROCKS!

    • @robertcumming9227
      @robertcumming9227 4 місяці тому +43

      Tbf surely it should be pretty easy identifying their families lineage there can only be a few people in history that thick

    • @energeticcreeper7969
      @energeticcreeper7969 4 місяці тому +5

      considering the fact they went inside the stones they can apparently trace it forward too

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 4 місяці тому +8

      It's like one of those fairytale origin stories. An old childless widow a thousand years ago went over to Stonehenge and wished for a child, and then a magical fairy showed up and turned one of the giant boulders into a child, and that child is the ancestor of this dude. He's probably very tall.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 4 місяці тому +1

      Stonehenge was pile of stones, when army bought that area to use as shooting range for cannons, Cecil Chubb bought it in 1915 and donated it to nation, people do not realize it was rebuild in 1964, the stone were re-erected in concrete, it has modern foundation, stones were put were those were assumed to been, ancient monument 😀

    • @didrikmesicek4825
      @didrikmesicek4825 4 місяці тому +6

      He probably continuously gets told he's dumb as a rock and he draw conclusions

  • @nathanb286
    @nathanb286 4 місяці тому +315

    When they make food and drink in America, they get out the periodic table

    • @glebglub
      @glebglub 4 місяці тому +9

      here in the UK we pull out the fullstopic table

    • @Bakers_Doesnt
      @Bakers_Doesnt 4 місяці тому

      Got to have somewhere for the 'unclean' womenfolk to sit at meals.

    • @WIDGI
      @WIDGI 4 місяці тому +16

      As if they know what that even is!

    • @Laz7481
      @Laz7481 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@WIDGI we all know what the periodic table is. I didn't know the difference between Belguim and the Netherlands I until adulthood, but that's because of the asymmetry in American education.

    • @michaelmay5453
      @michaelmay5453 4 місяці тому

      @@Laz7481 As a chemist, I can assure you that Americans are as bad at chemistry as well as geography, maths, common sense and understanding that if you can never admit when you are wrong you can never learn anything.

  • @fernandez9775
    @fernandez9775 4 місяці тому +22

    "Texas could conquer Europe" is the biggest joke i've heard in a long time.

    • @daverider5482
      @daverider5482 3 місяці тому

      What are y'all gonna do...throw bread & roll cheese wheels at us?

    • @garvgupta3567
      @garvgupta3567 2 місяці тому +4

      @@daverider5482 They have military too.

    • @astranger448
      @astranger448 2 місяці тому +1

      Well the logical thing would be to start at the administrative capital of Europe. That would be Brussels where the European Union has its seat. Thats not 'all of Europe' but arguably the biggest part as population and economy goes.
      So there the Texans are greeted with great fanfare by the Belgians and given the best of food and drink Belgium has to offer. They are only a small country, they sure as heck are not going to fight the mighty Texans on unequal terms.
      And that will be the end of the great Texan invasion. Try to invade if you keep walking into lampposts and can't tell your right from your left anymore. And the first thing you want after copious amounts of Belgian beer is more of the same....
      Take it from that great general Julius Ceasar. He considered the Belgians quite the handfull 2000 years ago. Because everything is fair in love and war.

    • @ItsCOMMANDer_
      @ItsCOMMANDer_ Місяць тому

      @@daverider5482 idk man, part of russia is in europe, and franc

    • @mallencolly
      @mallencolly 29 днів тому +2

      @@daverider5482 if by "throw bread & roll cheese wheels" you mean the bomb the living crap out of you then yes. You might want to check how many nuclear countries are in Europe.

  • @korofox5013
    @korofox5013 4 місяці тому +468

    Here in the UK we don't like to remember when we created America. It's generally remembered as a mistake.

    • @rattywoof5259
      @rattywoof5259 4 місяці тому +62

      We could call it "Good Riddance Day" I suppose.

    • @gabrielesolletico6542
      @gabrielesolletico6542 4 місяці тому +5

      Eeheheheh!

    • @hyrikul602
      @hyrikul602 4 місяці тому +59

      Here in France we're a little sad to see what they've become thanks to our help.
      But it did annoy the UK, so it was a little worth it at least ! :p

    • @Hypogeal-Foundation
      @Hypogeal-Foundation 4 місяці тому +34

      ​@@hyrikul602
      You did annoy the British but you condemned 300 million people to being American, we have to condemn you for that.

    • @ericwilliams1659
      @ericwilliams1659 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@hyrikul602 Didn't the French that supported America lose their heads in the revolution?

  • @BlackWater_49
    @BlackWater_49 4 місяці тому +338

    4:20 When that person realizes why there are so many places in the US with the prefix _New_ they'll have their little mind blown...

    • @oldmate8889
      @oldmate8889 4 місяці тому +10

      dont let tell them they wont be able to compute such foul words

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +10

      we have plenty of town starting with New ( Neu ) in my country.... most are founded 300 years before America been discovered by Columbus!

    • @hypsyzygy506
      @hypsyzygy506 4 місяці тому +6

      We got our new castle in 1180.

    • @nurainiarsad7395
      @nurainiarsad7395 4 місяці тому +20

      that’s the thing. it’s normal not to know much about other countries. the reason they’re annoying compared to any other nationality is their tendency to assume stuff at their country is the original and not the copy. like why would you assume that, from a nation not even half a millennia old.

    • @gerritvalkering1068
      @gerritvalkering1068 4 місяці тому

      new = better!
      right?

  • @lurianie
    @lurianie 4 місяці тому +2901

    someone’s been using a thesaurus for that title

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 4 місяці тому +77

      Nuh uh, I know Mystify from Undertale. (Specifically Final Froggit in the CORE)

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 4 місяці тому +138

      Mm, no, most people do still use that as a word…it’s not out of fashion just yet…

    • @harv3y874
      @harv3y874 4 місяці тому +29

      he definitely just googled: confused synonym

    • @elliottspokemon2654
      @elliottspokemon2654 4 місяці тому +4

      Lol maybe

    • @comraderose507
      @comraderose507 4 місяці тому +18

      No he’s just a scholar from Cambridge university

  • @WeirdWAsian
    @WeirdWAsian 4 місяці тому +11

    Only way Texans could conquer Europe, is if they somehow gathered everyones abysmal knowledge of geography together to get there.

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 4 місяці тому +4

      They'd still end up in south Africa. That's if they even hit land

    • @Hazbin_fan_edits
      @Hazbin_fan_edits Місяць тому

      @@markbriten6999 Nah, they’d arrive at Jupiter

  • @JoustingJaguar
    @JoustingJaguar 4 місяці тому +246

    Europe is about 10 million kilometres squared. Texas is about 700,000 kilometres squared. So, not only is Europe bigger than Texas, it is over 14 times bigger than Texas.

    • @AlicjaDee
      @AlicjaDee 4 місяці тому +62

      Texas also has a population of roughly 30 million people. That's less than half of Germany alone

    • @atraxisdarkstar
      @atraxisdarkstar 4 місяці тому +9

      @@AlicjaDee All of the Japanese islands could fit inside British Columbia with room to spare. BC has 1/75th the population of Japan, and Canada itself has a slightly higher population than Greater Tokyo

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@AlicjaDee technically true and i guess we have more fitting or precise examples in europe

    • @damianjblack
      @damianjblack 4 місяці тому +9

      @AlicjaDee while the combined population of Europe is somewhere in the 750 million area. Which includes two notoriously difficult places to invade, Britain and Russia.

    • @DeckedSneeze709
      @DeckedSneeze709 4 місяці тому +3

      All of Europe is only slightly larger than Canada

  • @Attaxalotl
    @Attaxalotl 4 місяці тому +147

    American here: What you think of as bottled water (mineral water) and what we think of bottled water are not the same. Mineral Water is just as expensive here, the bottled water here is literally just tap water that has maybe gone through an extra filter. We buy it for the convenience, even though you can just ask to fill up a reusable water bottle at any gas station with a drink machine and almost all of them will let you.
    I would also like to point out that our Department of Education is a fucking joke due to about 40 years of underinvestment (Reagan), the majority of us haven't seen a fifth of the country, and 10% of us have never even left their home state.

    • @Smeik100
      @Smeik100 4 місяці тому +10

      As a German I also have only seen 6 of the 16 German states 😢

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 місяці тому +14

      @@Smeik100 You really should go out and see more of your country, there's some really cool stuff there! Also maybe check and see if Blielfeld actually exists.

    • @Mike-ig2zq
      @Mike-ig2zq 4 місяці тому

      That education system is geared to produce Republican voters.

    • @SiqueScarface
      @SiqueScarface 4 місяці тому

      @@Smeik100 I actually have been to all of them and was a resident of three (living in Austria now).

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 4 місяці тому +9

      Yeah, you can only find water bottles that are actual tap water in tourists traps in Europe since for some reason, people don't buy that since tap water is more or less free.

  • @DoubleDragon539
    @DoubleDragon539 4 місяці тому +187

    Many Americans have told me that they don't speak English, they speak American. Which is cute.

    • @bongodrumzz
      @bongodrumzz 4 місяці тому

      You found a lot of morons then? lol

    • @OrangoTrumpotan
      @OrangoTrumpotan 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juliantrel4094
      @juliantrel4094 4 місяці тому

      Yeah sure, and every white American didn't descend from Europeans

    • @ivanruzic2592
      @ivanruzic2592 4 місяці тому +12

      And Canadians speak Canadian and Australians Australian. Real bright.

    • @bongodrumzz
      @bongodrumzz 4 місяці тому +12

      @@ivanruzic2592 It's all to do with genetics, everyone there in the US is given a choice when born, either be american or have a high IQ, quite easy to understand really 😁

  • @kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27
    @kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27 Місяць тому +39

    6:00 visibly restrained from saying bo’l o’ wo’a

    • @Wat743
      @Wat743 Місяць тому +2

      We do NOT have that accent

    • @Cromwell-V
      @Cromwell-V Місяць тому +5

      As a Britishman I have that accent

    • @MorleyGames1
      @MorleyGames1 Місяць тому +1

      @@Cromwell-Vi don’t.

  • @sptony2718
    @sptony2718 4 місяці тому +182

    Americans be like: "I am a polyglot! I speak American, Canadian, English, Australian..."

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 4 місяці тому +4

      Canada does have a little French in it and Australia has what’s left of the Indigenous languages after we kidnapped their children and tried to brainwash the culture out of them. So some of the old languages exist but not to the extent they did before the whole kidnapping thing. What I’m saying is some of these countries do have alternate dialects kicking around.

    • @qy9MC
      @qy9MC 4 місяці тому +5

      ⁠@@noonenowhere877Cool but The average American wouldn't know any of that. (Average person of any country except Australia it self)

    • @astranger448
      @astranger448 2 місяці тому

      Makes me being fluent in like 9 languages. No, it would be great if the Anglosphere could make their mind up so I don't need to change my spell checker to fit the site I am commenting on. Don't want to be a yank, or a pom or a limey because I got the wrong one activated.
      Standardis/ze already!

  • @baabaabaa-El
    @baabaabaa-El 4 місяці тому +125

    South Australia is 1.5 x the size of Texas...
    Western Australia is 4 x the size of Texas...
    And theres no Texans in either state... it's excellent!!!

    • @Hypogeal-Foundation
      @Hypogeal-Foundation 4 місяці тому +8

      Until dinosaurs and Titanic Spiders attack, then it won't be as excellent.

    • @baabaabaa-El
      @baabaabaa-El 4 місяці тому

      @@Hypogeal-Foundation Hahahaha!
      The 'titanic' spiders are harmless mate, they keep the Redback Nos down.

    • @evansutcliffe1099
      @evansutcliffe1099 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@Hypogeal-Foundationminor inconvenience

    • @Todesschleicher
      @Todesschleicher 4 місяці тому +3

      You do have bogans though

    • @Artyfier
      @Artyfier 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Hypogeal-Foundationafter 400 or so years of being there, the Europeans would learn some stuff, especially with the aboriginals there.

  • @Nexit1337
    @Nexit1337 4 місяці тому +150

    italian here, just to say one thing - we had a Domino's pizza near our house, HAD ONE, it went BANKRUPT in ONE YEAR 🗿🗿🗿

    • @astree214
      @astree214 4 місяці тому +19

      Saw the same here in France 😂 It's so awfull what they sold ...

    • @D4BASCHT
      @D4BASCHT 4 місяці тому +6

      I’ve never been to Domino’s, but I never understood how they managed to survive. Here in Germany pizza from small pizzerias is probably the number one delivery food followed by Asian cuisine. At least in our outskirt of an urban area here pizzerias are everywhere, while stuff like Domino’s flock to big cities. Closest Domino’s is ~32km from here whereas there are, where as the closest pizzerias are 5km and 8km away. Those two exist for as long as I remember, but there are more who popup in villages and disappear occasionally. We certainly have our own styles of pizza, but not that far away from what I ate in Italy. Hospitality culture etc is indeed different here.
      Though we were indeed mostly in touristic areas, which means my experience might not be thaaat representative for Italian pizza.

    • @Esiaa
      @Esiaa 4 місяці тому +3

      I think I saw Domino's in Poland too, once. No idea what happened to it. Never seen any ads nor fliers for it either.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 4 місяці тому

      Domino's business model is pizza delivery. There's people that sometimes can't go get pizza themselves. Now you can pick Domino's up too. But for the longest time it was just delivery. So delivery was the strong selling point. Not the product itself.

    • @D4BASCHT
      @D4BASCHT 4 місяці тому +15

      @@1pcfred the point is that normal pizzerias already do that. Pizza was already the number one delivery food here. It’s just a big centralized company that tries to push the small restaurants away
      Okay, seems they already failed in Germany in the 80ies and now they came back and bought two leading pizza delivery chains.

  • @Silvia-qs7gw
    @Silvia-qs7gw 4 місяці тому +29

    As an italian, the pizza one actually offended me and i had to take a moment. What the hell? Pizza was literally popularized in the US by Italian immigrants!😂😂

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Місяць тому

      It was invented by the chinese. Marco polo brought it back

    • @_i7413
      @_i7413 29 днів тому

      @@sugarnads What

    • @thelandlord111
      @thelandlord111 26 днів тому +3

      @@sugarnadsthat was noodles.

    • @KenFullman
      @KenFullman 15 днів тому

      Italian immigrants from Staten Island 🤣😂

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 4 місяці тому +64

    The American work ethic is only as strong as it is because most Americans have no choice but to work multiple jobs to be able to afford basics like food, housing and healthcare.

    • @rodrigossgardelis7384
      @rodrigossgardelis7384 4 місяці тому

      This statement is wrong. Americans can’t afford health care.

    • @milo1k846
      @milo1k846 4 місяці тому

      That's if you live in a city

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 4 місяці тому

      @@milo1k846 As I said, most Americans.
      www.google.com/search?q=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+cities&rlz=1C1VDKB_enGB1088GB1088&oq=what+percentage+of+americans+live+in+c&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgCEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIICAMQABgWGB4yCAgEEAAYFhgeMggIBRAAGBYYHjIICAYQABgWGB4yCAgHEAAYFhgeMggICBAAGBYYHjIICAkQABgWGB7SAQkxMzc1OGowajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

    • @gabecollins5585
      @gabecollins5585 3 місяці тому

      @@milo1k846 Maybe if you live in nyc.

    • @nicjoy4407
      @nicjoy4407 Місяць тому +4

      @@milo1k846 No, I don't live near a big city and it's still expensive af out here.

  • @joethewolf3750
    @joethewolf3750 4 місяці тому +54

    7:55 "we could've taken over after WWII but didn't" right... Guess I imagined that whole thing with the allies splitting up Germany among themselves and taking over for a while.

    • @somegirlnamedisla
      @somegirlnamedisla 4 місяці тому +8

      Don't tell them about the CIA either, they'll probably start crying lol

    • @softyturtle2324
      @softyturtle2324 2 місяці тому +7

      Also the fact that the USA conquered Japan for a brief period of time after WWII

    • @suvigyamishra2003
      @suvigyamishra2003 Місяць тому +7

      They also briefly took over Phillipines........
      For a mere 48 years...😂

    • @monsterboomer8051
      @monsterboomer8051 Місяць тому +1

      LOL, that is exactly what USSR did to many small eastern european countries and republics. Occupation for another 40 years.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Місяць тому +1

      And Americans having 800 military bases around the globe. And staying in Europe even after Soviets exited and then dissolved

  • @Elias_Avraham
    @Elias_Avraham 4 місяці тому +204

    I was in France last year and me and my partner met a lovely American couple and went for a meal with them. They informed us they were intending to take the EuroTunnel train in several days as they wanted to visit London, the conversation moved to places to visit in London when, without any hesitation, the woman asked me and my partner if the train stopped at any point in the tunnel crossing, I asked why? She proceeded to say, without any irony and completely deadpan, she was hoping it would stop so she could see and take photos of the fish
    I proceeded to laugh my arse off for about 20 minutes.

    • @Ferined
      @Ferined 4 місяці тому +24

      Hey now, to be fair we all thought that at one point 😂
      It's Deep Sea World's fault.

    • @ninokamps4407
      @ninokamps4407 4 місяці тому +28

      Yes London, Paris, Barcelona, Amsterdam or Venice are themeparks. While being in Venice I heard an asian couple ask "when - or at what hour - will the city close ?"

    • @Smeik100
      @Smeik100 4 місяці тому +15

      ​@@ninokamps4407
      To be fair, Venice nowadays is now more like a themepark then an actual city

    • @bbdj2779
      @bbdj2779 4 місяці тому +20

      I was on a flight from JFK to Heathrow a few years ago. As the aircraft was approaching London, the pilot made an announcement that we would have a lovely view of Windsor Castle as we landed. As we passed the castle, the middle aged American couple sitting next to me commented “It’s a shame they built it so close to the airport”. I kid you not.

    • @c.s.p.5103
      @c.s.p.5103 4 місяці тому +5

      @@ninokamps4407 smh, not you being untraveled. in a lot of asain countries, cities, towns there is a time where basically the entire city shuts down. all the shops close, and there is almost nothing that you can go do. im guessing what ever language you heard them speak wasnt their first language too. they could have accidentally said city instead of attraction aka museum/churches.

  • @gitrogZG
    @gitrogZG Місяць тому +14

    6:05 wtf? it's like €1 you got scammed

    • @Nix_-
      @Nix_- 9 днів тому

      Ikr

    • @JootjeJ
      @JootjeJ 2 дні тому

      In The Netherlands you can legally ask for free tapwater

    • @sniperlkmnk2150
      @sniperlkmnk2150 8 годин тому

      In Latvia 1.5 L of water cost around 50 cent to 1 euro. If you go only restorants it will be 1.5 euro, maybe if you go in some expensive one then 2 euros.

  • @johngordon4825
    @johngordon4825 4 місяці тому +352

    7:48 Americans weren’t colonisers? How did they get to 50 states and the US territories then? 😂😂

    • @roberturlaub8526
      @roberturlaub8526 4 місяці тому +33

      Like mr. Bean once said...: magic

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 4 місяці тому +3

      We bought the land from Europeans. Duh.

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 4 місяці тому +84

      @@1pcfred You might want to check the history of Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada and your territory of Puerto Rico before you start arguing that.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 4 місяці тому +2

      @@cambs0181 Texas, California, Arizona, Nevada belong to us by right of Manifest Destiny and we've been trying to unload Puerto Rico for quite some time now.

    • @nanaya7e433
      @nanaya7e433 4 місяці тому +3

      @@1pcfred Manifest Destiny? You mean that thing when some inbreds thought "I want this therefore it should be mine"? Sure sounds like colonisation to me.

  • @Osmodeus-hll
    @Osmodeus-hll 4 місяці тому +313

    The Americans are like the original idea of earth, believing everything revolves around them. In reality they are like earth, minuscule like everything else

    • @Trickaz94
      @Trickaz94 4 місяці тому

      Americans literally get taught from a young age the world revolves around them, I have family living there and let me tell you, it's really that bad

    • @Duggmagug
      @Duggmagug 4 місяці тому +60

      And round

    • @sacha9593
      @sacha9593 4 місяці тому +4

      A lot of things do actually revolves around them, which is sad (even for them).

    • @lolly166541
      @lolly166541 4 місяці тому +20

      If you look at it from a different pov, American Patriotism is no different to German Nationalism during WW2... Just pointing it out, the lines run parallel to each other...

    • @AlanpittsS2a
      @AlanpittsS2a 4 місяці тому

      @@lolly166541really. Ok

  • @johnwilletts3984
    @johnwilletts3984 4 місяці тому +53

    I’m a Volunteer Tour Guide in York and enjoy meeting Americans, they are usually friendly and polite. But the type from Texas in a cowboy hat can be a challenge. Before he starts I get my own daft statements and questions in first:- “This must be a culture shock for you, traveling from a little place like Texas to the centre of the world’s biggest empire”.

    • @lastinlastout4318
      @lastinlastout4318 4 місяці тому

      Kaiser Wilhelm said the sun never set on the British empire because God didn't trust it in the dark.

    • @Afriqueleblanq
      @Afriqueleblanq 4 місяці тому +2

      You nailed that! 😂😂

  • @markewing10
    @markewing10 Місяць тому +8

    9:32 Texas can’t find Europe 😂

  • @iphatbass
    @iphatbass 4 місяці тому +57

    I always love how Americans will defend their work ethic and then condemn slavery. Your work ethic is modern slavery. You work 95% of a day, consume sugar and coffee to give you energy to stay alive under those conditions and you will still defend your modern slavery system. Land of the "free" 😂
    Also, If you go to Balkan countries, like Croatia, people will charge you 2-3 times more for water, because you are foreigner. Water here (big 2L bottles) is less than 1€

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 місяці тому +3

      2L bottles of still water in the UK are as little as 40p (0.47Eu), so that's why George is so upset.

    • @Qgreen1005
      @Qgreen1005 4 місяці тому

      Hahaha yes because slavery is wrong wtf, second we work 8 hours a day which is 1/3rd of the day, most people work either 7-3 or 9-5 which both give you enough time to do stuff, why do Europeans go online and lie

    • @SabrinaBelladonna
      @SabrinaBelladonna 4 місяці тому +2

      @@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne Which you can barely live off in The U.S.A these days.

    • @SabrinaBelladonna
      @SabrinaBelladonna 4 місяці тому +5

      @@TheCappucinochannel-os4ne So why are there so many working poor in the U.S. then? I think it is you who is a bit delusional, to be honest.

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 4 місяці тому +82

    3:37 fun fact - the methods used in chocolate production in america result in creation of the same chemicals found in vomit, american chocolate scientifically tastes like vomit
    apparently originally they used this method as cost saving measure when they were mass-producing chocolate to put in military rations during ww2, and after that the soldiers that returned wanted the same chocolate as they had during the war (for nostalgia ig?), which caused it to became standard in the country.

    • @ethirium4389
      @ethirium4389 4 місяці тому +12

      Really? That's.... ugh. Note to myself: If I ever visit the US, never buy chocolate 🤮

    • @sorin_markov
      @sorin_markov 4 місяці тому +8

      This is... completely false? What's your source?

    • @teawitched
      @teawitched 4 місяці тому +8

      i thought it was because milk has to be transported a long distance in the USA which makes it hard to keep fresh, so they use other ingredients like butyric acid (the "vomit chemical")

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +9

      try Swiss or Belgian chocolate....and you will know what shit they selling you in the USA!

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 місяці тому +19

      @@sorin_markov The easiest source is Hershey Chocolate company itself. The reason for using the vomit tasting ingredient (butyric acid) is that the milk in the chocolate, on it's own would perish before they could transport it very far, so this acts as a dairy stabiliser, to make it last longer.

  • @mothtree7730
    @mothtree7730 4 місяці тому +137

    3:34 they definitely haven’t had European chocolate. As an American my parents brought back chocolate from Britain and it’s genuinely so much better than American chocolate that I kept the box it came in.

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 4 місяці тому +25

      You should try chocolate from other European countries, it's even better than the British one.

    • @mothtree7730
      @mothtree7730 4 місяці тому +5

      @@MsAnpassad I plan on hopefully moving to Ireland for college so I definitely will try it then

    • @yeetjones927
      @yeetjones927 4 місяці тому +1

      That's a matter of opinion ​@@MsAnpassad

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 4 місяці тому +9

      @@yeetjones927 Not really, as different countries have different regulations about how much cocoa and cocoa butter a product needs to contain in order to be allowed to be sold as chocolate.

    • @mrsullied
      @mrsullied 4 місяці тому +12

      @@yeetjones927 it's a matter of public record. Switzerland and Belgium top the charts. Saw some awards for German chocolate which I can't judge because I only ever ate the cheap Milka stuff. I doubt it though. Britain is best at having nukes and keeping stolen land like Gibraltar or Las Malvinas. Oh and they're the best at being incoherently drunk or pulling their undies aside to pee on the sidewalk in front of the club. Or getting into fights. What they are most decidedly not best at is chocolate. Stay in your lane pommie.

  • @brainwrongbarf
    @brainwrongbarf 4 місяці тому +3

    The UK reputation of terrible food only came about because of American GI's. We'd already been at war for 3 years when the US decided to turn up and food was scarce. The fact that this still gets brought up just shows the ignorance of humans.

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 4 місяці тому +65

    4:15 obviously in the ancient/prehistoric era about 200 years ago, Europeans from their small countries came to the greatest nation on earth at that time, seeing the stunning architecture and being like yeah we should adopt this

    • @TLowGrrreen
      @TLowGrrreen 4 місяці тому +10

      Yes, much like all those old African-American men stole the blues from poor teenage English boys in the 60s. 😊

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 місяці тому +3

      hm, in the year 1492 Columbus found America,
      the local people here founded their beer brewery, 70 years before Columbus found America!!
      my town got a new castle, its build in 1520!
      i am not sure the mortar is dry yet?
      the big city close by, got a new Opera House, in 1690!
      what year the USA got founded...1780, 1865, 1910??

    • @Jill-mh2wn
      @Jill-mh2wn 4 місяці тому +2

      @@TLowGrrreen Those poor teenage English boys really appreciated the proper A/A blues and only when they took it over to the USA did the whities realise how good it was .Having scorned the originals before.
      Full appreciation was given to the originators by people like Eric Clapton etc .

  • @modernhomosapien
    @modernhomosapien 4 місяці тому +116

    11:00 George, you got scammed there. There's a lot of scammers in Paris and their whole shtick is demanding money from tourists whenever they use something.

    • @TaxFraudEnthusiast
      @TaxFraudEnthusiast 4 місяці тому

      During the pandemic there were people disguised as policemen thag were scamming tourists. Pretty wild shi

    • @ninokamps4407
      @ninokamps4407 4 місяці тому +17

      Plus, most of our "bathrooms" are free.They are just not in touristic areas or transportation hubs.

    • @PaulBrandenburg-jn4lj
      @PaulBrandenburg-jn4lj 4 місяці тому +1

      Bisexual LEGO Eda, omg

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 4 місяці тому +3

      I couldn't judge about this particular case but toilet Ladies are a reality though. Usually they are not paid any wages and have to buy cleaning products with those Euros the "guests" pay. In return you can expect clean and safe toilets. The usual fee today is 0.50€ to 1.00€ though it doesn't amaze me that in a touristy place such as the Louvre they ask more.

    • @TaxFraudEnthusiast
      @TaxFraudEnthusiast 4 місяці тому +14

      @@flitsertheo Never seen a toilet lady in my life, and not paying someone a wage is illegal, it is France not the US. All the public toilets I ever went to in Paris were free.

  • @battlecat739
    @battlecat739 4 місяці тому +77

    as a european i was going through torture watching this video

    • @BunnEFartz
      @BunnEFartz 4 місяці тому +13

      @battlecat739 Try being a Canadian. When trump called for a wall we thought , " great idea, would you mind building one on your northern border as well?"

    • @antiag1009
      @antiag1009 4 місяці тому +2

      Same

    • @a4kata40
      @a4kata40 4 місяці тому +2

      Same bro so stupid 😂

    • @kaecatlady
      @kaecatlady 23 дні тому

      I'm an American, and I'm cringing so hard at this video, my face and shoulders hurt.

  • @pragueexpat5106
    @pragueexpat5106 4 місяці тому +5

    1. There is no reason for U.S and Europe to go to war against each others.
    2. EU has twice the population of U.S (not Texas), which means even if a war breaks out, EU can theoretically have twice as many soldiers.
    3. U.S has nuclear weapons, but Europe has two countries with nuclear weapons : UK and France.

    • @СашаЧерный-э2т
      @СашаЧерный-э2т 3 місяці тому +2

      Three countries with nuclear weapons, you forgot Russia

    • @NessieNice
      @NessieNice 18 днів тому

      ​@@СашаЧерный-э2т I think Putin would prefer to stay back and have popcorn with vodka while enjoying the show than participating.

  • @rottingrhory
    @rottingrhory 4 місяці тому +44

    i've noticed a pattern that americans think they know everything/everything relates to them in some way 😶

    • @Juhno
      @Juhno 4 місяці тому +3

      And many Americans try to link their own internal political battles and ideological struggle with absolutely everything. Quite tiring.

  • @Mcburgled
    @Mcburgled 4 місяці тому +302

    i think its crazy that some Americans thinks its weird to use a kettle

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 4 місяці тому +17

      what do they use instead?

    • @QuokkaWaka
      @QuokkaWaka 4 місяці тому +13

      What do they do, make their coffee like Shrek makes soup? Troglodytes

    • @snowtigerko
      @snowtigerko 4 місяці тому +1

      coffee pots 😔

    • @Nott_Mika
      @Nott_Mika 4 місяці тому +40

      Microwaving water sounds way weirder to me, i genuinely couldn't believe it when i first found out thats how they heat their water

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@o_s-24 *_microwave or stovetop_*

  • @whackareal
    @whackareal 4 місяці тому +27

    Ancestry ties to Stonehenge is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Місяць тому +3

      He is not celtic, he is straight up rock golem

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Місяць тому

      And it’s “ancestral ties”… that post was caner

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 16 днів тому

      I nearly bloody choked laughing at that!

  • @nielsbekkers8283
    @nielsbekkers8283 4 місяці тому +2

    In NL, 1,5L mineral water at Lidl costs €0,45 + €0,25 (plastic deposit to be given back when bottle returned).

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 4 місяці тому +38

    9:36 truly so stupid when you consider how densely populated the rest of the world is compared to America, where we’re all extremely spread out. The size of the country doesn’t have much to do with how many people are actually there yall 😂

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 4 місяці тому +4

      Look at the population density map of Egypt for a “fun fact moment”!

    • @Someperson12532
      @Someperson12532 4 місяці тому +5

      Yea like Sweden is one of the biggest countries in the eu yet has one tenth of the population of the UK (while being bigger than the uk!)

    • @Naesil89
      @Naesil89 4 місяці тому

      And I always found it funny how everyone jokes how big Texas is, lets just take nordic countries (yes we are actually pretty big countries by land area) combined area 3.5 million square kilometers, Texas is tiny 700 thousand square kilometers. Okay bunch of nordic land is unhabited especially in Greenland/Iceland area.. so lets just take Norway, Sweden and Finland, which everyone thinks are tiny countries in the north, land area over 1.1 million square kilometers. So even the tiny countries in the north can't fit inside Texas :P

  • @michaelkobylko2969
    @michaelkobylko2969 4 місяці тому +46

    I'm always taken aback by the visceral reactions some Americans have to the idea that something might be better in a different part of the world. Or not even better, just good.

    • @Ferined
      @Ferined 4 місяці тому +1

      It's so strange. How did they engineer their society to be so chauvinistic yet have such a massive inferiority complex? It's some kind of sociological marvel.

    • @tsepheletseka5115
      @tsepheletseka5115 Місяць тому

      Like when they find out that there are modern cities in Africa. I think a few have even suffered strokes from the revelation. 😂😂😂

  • @cbtowers4841
    @cbtowers4841 4 місяці тому +144

    “Texas can take over Europe….” Oooh I hope they try. Ultimate “eff around and find out” moment. 😂

    • @Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo
      @Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo 4 місяці тому +9

      Adolf Hitler couldnt take Switerland over. Americans who havent even a military, beside sargent shanique and private perez really think they can advance trough Europe and then defeat the end boss Switzerland who has a better geographical advancement then Vietname with their tunnels and Afgahnis with their mountain.... i nearly died by laughter, maybe thats how americans can win future wars

    • @ronniehopper2726
      @ronniehopper2726 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo He didn't really need to because he kind of surrounded them on all sides, Also this is your daily reminder that Texas the state of Texas has a larger army than 7 European countries And its own defense budget Separate from the United States defense budget

    • @ronniehopper2726
      @ronniehopper2726 4 місяці тому +3

      Well Germany did and Texas has a larger army than Germany No I am not exaggerating this is a matter of fact the state of Texas operates a larger military force than the country of Germany.

    • @headphonesaxolotl
      @headphonesaxolotl 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo Nobody can invade the Swiss considering they're surrounded by mountains and have a gun to person ratio that the US respects.

    • @Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo
      @Zwingli-Was-Right-AHwasToo 4 місяці тому

      @@ronniehopper2726 daily reminder, We can mobilize around 700k people on desiganted posts and combat roles in under 24h..... also a little secret.. your F-15 or drones are useless unless they can play "whac-a-mole"...... you cant even drop nuclear bombs who doesnt even exists, maybe Space Lasers owned by your J-Military complex which are use to justifiy Climate Change by burning down Forests in Canada and North US could work....

  • @PyromemeacOfficial
    @PyromemeacOfficial Місяць тому +13

    0:21 "Are there carrots and pumpkins in fnaf"

    • @Jomthetoejameater
      @Jomthetoejameater Місяць тому

      Are there? I’m genuinely curious now lol

    • @transgoose
      @transgoose Місяць тому

      ​@@Jomthetoejameater jacko chicas cupcake

  • @hooraw7760
    @hooraw7760 4 місяці тому +26

    Can't wait until we start getting titles like "Americans befuddle me" and "Americans flummox me"

  • @moritz1932
    @moritz1932 4 місяці тому +206

    What? No Americans claiming they are Irish this time?

    • @melisenx
      @melisenx 4 місяці тому +12

      that's around saint patty's day

    • @yessam1460
      @yessam1460 4 місяці тому +33

      ​@@melisenxwtf is pattys day. It's Paddy's day or Saint Patrick's day. This ain't the bikini bottom

    • @Bakers_Doesnt
      @Bakers_Doesnt 4 місяці тому +15

      @@yessam1460 It's when Americans celebrate Pat Butcher.

    • @AlanpittsS2a
      @AlanpittsS2a 4 місяці тому +4

      My father in law does that every day thinking it makes him look cool and that being Irish is an excuse for having 6 dui convictions and no drivers license

    • @tobyk.4911
      @tobyk.4911 4 місяці тому +2

      in this video, it was "all my neighbors ( in Staten Island) are Italians"

  • @spikemurphy5054
    @spikemurphy5054 4 місяці тому +77

    That picture where the person crossed out ‘plug sockets’ to write ‘electrical outlet’s’ reeked of entitlement.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 16 днів тому +1

      As a Brit, the rage I felt when I saw that was actually quite frightening.

  • @SabatoRusso1511
    @SabatoRusso1511 4 дні тому +2

    im italian and i am fucking dying inside when they mentioned pizza, like every single pizza that you eat in italy is way better than a pizza i n the US (and i live in a town with 10k residents so no mcdonalds, no kfc, subway, domino ecc... only local businesses)

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp 4 місяці тому +90

    “We could’ve taken over after WWII but didn’t”
    Bro, we (USA) lost or withdrew from every single war since then, not to mention that we could barely keep Russia at bay through the entire second half of the 20th century. We even managed to almost flunk D-day for pete’s sake

    • @Mets2015WorldSeries
      @Mets2015WorldSeries 4 місяці тому +6

      D-Day was a pretty massive success, no one expected it to go so well. Sure, Omaha was a clusterfuck, but it was expected, which is why a second division was sent there

    • @ProxiProtogen
      @ProxiProtogen 4 місяці тому

      @@MatecaCorp The US did not infact withdraw from every war after ww2. Idl what crack pot history you're on. But this is all so wrong omfg.

    • @jonathancauldwell9822
      @jonathancauldwell9822 4 місяці тому +22

      As an Englishman, thank goodness our ancestors did what they did in 1939-1945. We had to deliver Hitler's first defeat in the skies in 1940 to survive. US participation (while slightly belated) is still appreciated here. Let's not forget our Canadian brethren either. Even Brazil sent soldiers to fight the Nazis. Comrades all and no disrespect to modern Germans, it was about Nazis, not Germany.

    • @jimspink2922
      @jimspink2922 4 місяці тому +12

      The comedian Al Murray(The Pub Landlord) does a chat on all the countries of the world and comes to Hawaii and mentions Pearl Harbour where "The Americans were taken completly by surprise two years into a World War"

    • @lilbread1717
      @lilbread1717 4 місяці тому +8

      Also, it literally was a fear of the allies that the USA would take over. De Gaulle (the French General in charge of the French Resistance) told his generals that French needed to free Paris before the US, they didn't trust the US, they saw them as imperialist as the Nazi, with as much lack of values for human lives (The USA has no problem sacrificing their soldiers' life like they didn't matter. Also, usamerican soldiers killed a lot of French civilians during D-day. More French civilians died than soldiers from BOTH sides during D-day) So, the USA was seen as a power hungry nation, it's not something to be proud of.

  • @yoylecake313
    @yoylecake313 4 місяці тому +26

    fun fact: pizza was invented by italy and noodles weren’t invented in ancient egypt but actually in ancient CHINA.

    • @Meggimagine
      @Meggimagine 4 місяці тому +1

      Yup... Not exactly the same place 😂😂😂

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 4 місяці тому +2

      well the second fact is still doubtful. slicing dough and cook it isnt really a genius and special chinese idea. but so far i saw the oldest records of it so far...

    • @iasked9392
      @iasked9392 Місяць тому

      @@mugnuz well, europe and china is quite close geographically. Maybe trade?

    • @proftorricelli40
      @proftorricelli40 Місяць тому

      nope. Durum wheat pasta reached Italy from North Africa, and not in the times of Ancient Egypt but in the Middle Ages. Non-durum pasta was already used by the Romans, see "lasanum".

  • @beebromley
    @beebromley 4 місяці тому +101

    When Americans call us colonisers... THEY ARE THE COLONY!!! They are the actual colonisers ! 😂😂

    • @isnousernameleft
      @isnousernameleft 4 місяці тому +13

      The most commonly celebrated non-religious holiday in the world is independence from the British Empire.

    • @thescrewfly
      @thescrewfly 4 місяці тому +6

      There is a significant difference between colonisers and colonists. The British colonists were the ones who founded the United States. The fact that nearly all of US history has been mythologised and/or falsified since then (to an extent that a bunch of nonsense is taught in schools there) may be annoying but it doesn't mean the British were not colonisers.

    • @beebromley
      @beebromley 4 місяці тому +7

      @@thescrewfly no, there is not a difference between those that founded a colony and the colonists, you all came from somewhere else and colonised. When you use 'colonists' to insult us you UNO reverse yourselves. Your word salad has no power here

    • @beebromley
      @beebromley 4 місяці тому

      @@isnousernameleft everyone needs a scapegoat, why not choose the country that changed the world for the best. What about the Spanish? No one ever mentions them, you choose the UK because we are a good people that achieved much. The real villains are the USA who wage war for profit in the 21st century, not the people that founded you in the 17th century. To keep going on about what happened hundreds of years ago makes you pathetic

    • @z9787
      @z9787 4 місяці тому

      @@thescrewflythe British set up the colonies but the colonists in America are the ones that massacred the natives and “manifested destiny” by barrelling through land that even the British allowed the natives to keep. A large chunk of the native empires and nations even sided with the British in the civil war because they were protectorates of the empire meaning they had guarantees from the British that they would remain in tact, the Americans made no such promises and even backstabbed the nations that did support them. That’s all without mentioning the pacific and Caribbean territories or the Philippines too, all of which were far more recent colonial ventures than the vast majority of European colonies or the regime change operations in most of the new world that the cia staged in just the last half century.

  • @Volpij
    @Volpij 2 місяці тому +5

    8:15 the guy has an ancestry ties to stongehenge, where do you think the stones in his head came from

    • @riomine1984
      @riomine1984 Місяць тому +1

      This gave me a good laugh, thanks for the wit

  • @neonplural
    @neonplural 4 місяці тому +58

    In Australia, we either call it a socket, a plug, or we just say "plug this into the wall."

    • @coal1235
      @coal1235 4 місяці тому +3

      im american and I do the same besides saying socket

    • @yeetjones927
      @yeetjones927 4 місяці тому +4

      Same in the UK

    • @tkps
      @tkps 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah we always just say 'plug it in the wall'. I can't be bothered to use words like socket even. Aussies are lazy with language and if we can short something or leave it out, we will.

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 4 місяці тому +1

      Chuck ‘er in the ute!

    • @dohanddonuts5716
      @dohanddonuts5716 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@tkpsJust say, "Plug it in," or as my dad use to say, "Here."

  • @maivaiva1412
    @maivaiva1412 4 місяці тому +36

    I would pay to see a bunch of Texans roll into Eastern Europe and try their luck lmaooo

    • @bongodrumzz
      @bongodrumzz 4 місяці тому

      Texas, land of the sovereign citizen, those morons couldn't get through customs before the first brain freeze, NO GUNS lmao, followed by spending the first 72 hours in a cell with a load of free loading drug mules lol

    • @steffent.6477
      @steffent.6477 3 місяці тому

      Poland^^

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Місяць тому

      @@steffent.6477 POLAND WILL HAVE ITS BORDERS, EVWN IF THEY ARE THE LAST BORDERS EVER DRAWN

    • @cyberzombie038
      @cyberzombie038 Місяць тому

      As someone that lived in Georgia, same. Out of all the southern states, Texas is like the arrogant little brother.

  • @jonathanshaw7355
    @jonathanshaw7355 4 місяці тому +10

    AMERICA COULD TAKE EUROPE TOMORROW!
    Europe: “we’ve hired some Vietnamese soldiers.”
    America loses but makes a bunch of classic movies.

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 29 днів тому +1

    The guy who’s got ancestral ties to Stonehenge is probably one of those Easter Island heads. 🗿

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 4 місяці тому +18

    12:07 I've seen a lot of people saying "Norwegian food is bland" and stuff like that as well.
    No idea what they're talking about. Generally in retrospect, these people appears to have visited "Veikroer" or roadside or fast-food places along a road.
    In other words, the only things they've been touting is their own incompetence as travellers.
    Oslo has an absolutely ridiculous amount of restaurants per capita, and Norway has one of the highest consumption rates in the _world._
    People come from all over Europe to work at high-end restaurants, wine places etc. in Oslo. Yes median salaries are good but I'm talking _high end_ restaurants.
    You will practically not be able to visit every restaurant in Oslo during a lifetime except if you're unemployed and a millionaire.
    The food is *SO* diverse and you can find *EXACTLY* what you are looking for, *INCLUDING* some amazing fast-food places like Jafs for instance.
    You have access to any ingredients you want, including a vast amount of different oriental goods at places like Bazaar or top-end meat at places like Strøm-Larsen.
    There are professional mushroom and berry pickers (these are not grown artificially and humans are yet to find a good way to do this), of which taste is supreme in the world.
    The fish here is unparalleled and people can actually afford to buy things because of decent wages.
    I don't know what else to say, man.
    If you want to discover local foods then you need to go to rural areas, and you need to research a whole lot better (this includes Norwegians abroad).
    The best cured meat and ice cream I ever had was in rural Toscana in Italy, to take just one example. The ice cream was home made and a very small business who had done so for decades.

    • @bongodrumzz
      @bongodrumzz 4 місяці тому +1

      love it!! so just to add to your great point, my daughter in law is japanese and they live in Norway, so thats another cuisine added to their local diet ... why? because nearly everyone in their neighbourhood has been nicking her recipes to try at home .. in Norway the message spreads, its a beautiful thing

  • @Simqer
    @Simqer 4 місяці тому +21

    I come from Belgium, the amount of condiments there just blows away the amount you can get in North America. Just the different types of mayonaise there is something that North America can't beat.

    • @Skankhunt668
      @Skankhunt668 4 місяці тому +1

      After working almost 3 years in colruyt i 100% agree

  • @Squagglimole
    @Squagglimole 4 місяці тому +13

    What always baffles me is that Americans do not understand that Europe has more landmass than the US

  • @woden22
    @woden22 5 днів тому +2

    For some reason in this part of the US (upstate NY) they call the mixture of ketchup and mayo Russian dressing. God knows why.

  • @biggesthorst4503
    @biggesthorst4503 4 місяці тому +10

    actually chocolate from Europe is often not counted as chocolate in the US cause it doesn't acquire minimum amount of sugar to count as chocolate

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 4 місяці тому +2

      i see what you did there. a large and sweet revenge

  • @David-cb1ct
    @David-cb1ct 4 місяці тому +32

    American Military might v EU military might. Roughly equal Active personnel, twice as many reserves in EU. US has slightly more MBTs and AFV, EU twice as much artillery. US has more total aircraft, but EU has more fighters while US has more attack helicopters. EU has nearly a thousand more Naval Vessels, though US has nearly 3 times as many aircraftcarriers. And remember this is just the EU, it doesn't include non Eu members like Turkey and the UK. If any Texan thinks they could take on Europe in a military battle? Keep dreaming.

    • @azelucy1798
      @azelucy1798 Місяць тому +5

      Lets be real if napolean couldnt win a guerrila war against portugal neither can america , couldnt beat viet farmers or afghan farmers or irak farmer …. Why the fuck do we even pretend like theyre still a superpower😂😂😂

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Місяць тому +1

      And then when they deploy overseas, the other three realms of the crown roll over the north border. Fighting a war on two fronts, when one of those fronts is across an ocean is historically a bad idea

    • @mischmaZOOO
      @mischmaZOOO Місяць тому +1

      You're forget that it's not the whole US military at all, but just Texas. They don't have their own armed forces. They would only come with the Texas National Guard. They only have a fraction of the entire state armed forces. Texas doesn't have any warships at all. There's also the Texas State Guard, but they're not allowed to be sent abroad. There are also civilians with torches and pitchforks. But they'd have to deal with the climate first. The average temperature of 20°C or lower is the norm in most countries on the European continent. And we have more forests, mountains and impassable terrain. Many others have already gone missing in the European swamps.

    • @David-cb1ct
      @David-cb1ct Місяць тому

      @@mischmaZOOO totally agree. I was just putting in a comparison of the entire US military v the combined EU forces to show their comparison let alone just the texas national guard. Its just ludicrous.

    • @mischmaZOOO
      @mischmaZOOO Місяць тому +1

      @ It is! I would really love to talk to such a person and see the reaction when the realization slowly sinks in.

  • @isfrom5169
    @isfrom5169 4 місяці тому +15

    Americans: we aren't colonizers
    Also, Americans:
    Puerto Rico
    Guam
    Northern Mariana Islands
    Virgin Islands
    Hawaii
    Philippines
    Liberia
    Panama Canal
    Palau
    Marshall Islands
    Micronesia

  • @julestloid
    @julestloid 4 місяці тому +28

    I'm American, and I was homeschooled by a liberal, atheist mother who had just had enough with our shit school system, so I'm not extra brainwashed like these folks, but I can say I agree with the ones about the water. One time, when I was working the drive thru window at McDonald's, some dude ordered a meal and came to the window and was like, "Can I have a bottle of water?" He had already ordered a meal with a drink, and so I added the bottle of water to his order, and it cost an additional 50 cents. He was like, "50 cents for water? That's ridiculous. Take it off, I'll get water elsewhere." I obviously didn't say anything rude to the fella since American customer service workers have to be extremely polite almost to a fault in some more belligerent cases, but in my head I was just like "well that's ridiculous, you get a bottle of water anywhere else it'll cost 5 bucks". Really have no idea what his problem was.

    • @dohanddonuts5716
      @dohanddonuts5716 4 місяці тому +1

      $0.50! Damn give me two. I went to a public schools in the 80/90s. I was lucky that our school district was ranked in the top 100 in the country. I'm from California. In middle school while taking world history, I was taught The Five Pillars of Islam from a man from Pakistan. We were learning about Middle East. I also read and watched educational shows at home. I was lucky I had parents who road my butt. I'm assuming you are from the south because you made it a big deal to tell us your mother was a liberal and an atheist. Btw, I was raised by two lasped Catholic parents. Now, I'm basically more agnostic.
      I do agree our education system has turned to crap. Don't get me started on new arithmetic. We need to stop worring about hurting people's feelings and teach the truth. Banning books not only violates the 1st Amendment, it should be made illegal.

    • @julestloid
      @julestloid 4 місяці тому +2

      @dohanddonuts5716 I don't live in the South anymore, but that's still what people who live in countries that ban homeschooling think of when they hear American homeschooling. I didn't really have any other homeschooled friends when I lived in Texas because most homeschooled groups were run by fundy parents and my mom didn't want to subject me to that crap.

    • @dohanddonuts5716
      @dohanddonuts5716 4 місяці тому +3

      @@julestloid My parents usually kept me away from Bible thumpers, we do have them in California and in the Bay Area. I tend to not like the over religious and idiots who can't get it through there head what the Civil War was about. Sometimes, I think we are doomed.

    • @michaelholt8590
      @michaelholt8590 4 місяці тому

      ​@dohanddonuts5716 You actually judge people on their opinion of a war that was fought over a 160 years ago? Wow! So that's why California is the way it is.

    • @dohanddonuts5716
      @dohanddonuts5716 4 місяці тому +4

      @michaelholt8590 The ere are a certain group of people, mostly Southerners, who refuse to accept that the Civil War war not only fought to reunify the Union but to end slavery. They will use every other reason, such as states' rights, but they never mention slavery. Furthermore, each state Declaration of Succession mention slavery as their many reason to leave the Union.
      Now I don't know what being from California has to do with the topic at hand, but when you teach a lie, ban books, put statues up of men who were traitors to our country and wave their flag, I judge a little.

  • @zoeyc5851
    @zoeyc5851 4 місяці тому +105

    Americans saying they aren't colonizers... open a history book

    • @Ferined
      @Ferined 4 місяці тому +17

      Imagine being a colonial, the water of your birth splashing on ground that was a sacred American burial ground converted to a cotton plantation, and being like "We aren't colonisers" 😂😂

    • @k.edwards3138
      @k.edwards3138 4 місяці тому +6

      I think it explains a lot when you look at the types of people who did emigrate to 'the new world'. Puritans, extremists, people escaping from the law etc. Also, maybe because of the attitude of the colonists and their separatist tendencies maybe we didn't really care enough about it being a British colony anymore, why help people who are too dumb to acclimatise to their environment or work together for a greater good?

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 місяці тому +15

      What's worse it that the British had already made agreements with the native tribes to not expand any further and those Independant 'former' Brits went against all of those to 'colonise' the mid, south and western parts of the country, not included within the 13 colonies..

    • @hypsyzygy506
      @hypsyzygy506 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Thurgosh_OG
      The plains west of the Ohio were being eyed up as farmland by the colonists, who had no intention of honoring the treaties made by Britain. So they found excuses to rebel.

    • @flipflop6013
      @flipflop6013 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@k.edwards3138Maybe because a person's intelligence is known to be based on two factors: socialization and genetics. Because the ancestors of most Americans were religious nutcases who were considered religious nutcases even in their time (I'm just saying: witch burning) or were just naive enough to believe that paradise awaited them on the other side of the Atlantic, one can hardly speak of a genetically transmitted intelligence. Added to this is the education system in the USA, which seems as if the pioneers had just set foot on land in the New World. In parts of the USA it is actually still taught that the earth is around 5,000 years old because that is what it says in the Bible. This can hardly compensate for a knowledge deficit.

  • @burghleyimeanberdly6513
    @burghleyimeanberdly6513 4 місяці тому +18

    Americans don't realise that the founding of their country is a footnote in our history textbooks

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 3 місяці тому

      English history goes back to the days of Julius Caesar. The Americans censored anything to do with the natives and somehow think their country is ancient.

  • @dirk_walter
    @dirk_walter 4 місяці тому +3

    4:10 My friend lives in a building, build 1452 - that's 50 years before Columbus stumbled upon America, 324 years before the United States declared independence. But the building is just a copy of Bostons buildings for sure.

  • @ashtonhawerlander8220
    @ashtonhawerlander8220 4 місяці тому +64

    I'm American and I can tell you European chocolate is 10 times better than any American chocolate I've ever had

    • @angelicharmonies
      @angelicharmonies 4 місяці тому +2

      You need to find better American chocolate then.

    • @MsAnpassad
      @MsAnpassad 4 місяці тому +16

      @@angelicharmonies No, you just need to try other countries chocolates that haven't been produced for the American market.

    • @angelicharmonies
      @angelicharmonies 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MsAnpassad I've had mexican chocolate, and the ones I had were okay. I'm sure there are better options, tho.
      I'm down to try chocolate from other countries as well.
      Anyway, we do have quality chocolate. Not all of our chocolate is made by Hershey, nor does it taste like "vomit."

    • @LalaDepala_00
      @LalaDepala_00 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@angelicharmoniesTo Europeans, American chocolate tastes sour. Like vomit. It's because of an ingredient in American chocolate that we don't use here.

    • @angelicharmonies
      @angelicharmonies 4 місяці тому

      @@LalaDepala_00 do you seriously think that that applies to all of our chocolate.

  • @keijufruturg
    @keijufruturg 4 місяці тому +139

    3:03 texas fits (comfortably) into quebec or ontario, americans

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 4 місяці тому +5

      Booyah!

    • @ceejay0137
      @ceejay0137 4 місяці тому +34

      Reminds me of the joke by Alaskans, that if Texans don't shut up about the size of their state, they'll split Alaska into two halves and make Texas the third largest state in the USA. 🤣

    • @keijufruturg
      @keijufruturg 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ceejay0137 alaska is actually huge

    • @WIDGI
      @WIDGI 4 місяці тому +5

      It's because they think a flat map is the same as the flat earth. If they looked at a globe they could see the difference. Or they could just Google it but they know better than Google.

    • @christine-ep4bx
      @christine-ep4bx 4 місяці тому +3

      or Western Australia

  • @ruialmeida818
    @ruialmeida818 4 місяці тому +8

    Americans: Europe has no condiments
    15th Century Portugal: Is the sea route to India a joke to you? Where do you think your spices come from?

    • @iasked9392
      @iasked9392 Місяць тому +1

      like asia (they think all asian are just chinese, japanese, and korean. bascially east asian), they think europe is just UK.

  • @emergencyexitonly6268
    @emergencyexitonly6268 Місяць тому +2

    “We don’t know geography because (we) weren’t colonizers.”
    Me, a 🇵🇭: Bro, y’all literally had a mock battle with Spain that left you in control of Intramuros, which effectively began your occupation of our islands. HELLO?! 💀

  • @martinfenton1275
    @martinfenton1275 4 місяці тому +39

    E123. A red food colouring, it was probably the most controversial of the E-numbers, believed to cause everything from hyperactivity to cancer. The Europeans banned it first, then the UK. Its removal is the reason Tizer doesn’t taste like it did in the 1980s.
    Also known as Red 40.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 4 місяці тому +1

      😃

    • @PogChimp
      @PogChimp 4 місяці тому +3

      i prefer E621 personally but red 40 is pretty good too

    • @martinfenton1275
      @martinfenton1275 4 місяці тому

      @@PogChimp People have died trying to recreate a Tizer high from 1982.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 4 місяці тому +3

      Sorry but you are a bit wrong there. The UK, along with Switzerland have banned Red 40 but the EU has not banned it at all. However, in EU countries, all food products containing this and other additives, like Yellow 5&6, must come with a warning label due to health concerns.
      The UK was and still is the strongest country for protecting its citizens from these types of food additives and it is because they pushed so hard for this to be an EU standard (when they were a full member) that the EU has such food health measures today.

    • @martinfenton1275
      @martinfenton1275 4 місяці тому

      @@Thurgosh_OG Thank you. I appreciate the correction.