Rem Equalizer 2, Denzel... Just broke all of their arms in under 5mins Walking out telling the last man standing, " Oh & you BETTER give me a 5 star rating, alright!" B4 he could drive off, ratings in the bank!
Reminds me of that time dude was tweeting about his Uber driving making a pit stop to whoop somebody ass and he gave him five stars cause he won the fight 😂😂
I got my first hood Lyft driver today. Dude was blastin explicit trap music, sellin body oils, and his car was trashed. It didn't really bother me, but it was just funny like how do you have a job?? Instantly reminded me of this video, and all I could do was laugh to myself.
A homeless lady once delivered my Uber eats. She was.. let's just say *VERY* unkempt. It was disgusting, looked like she hadn't taken a bath of any kind in a year it was that bad. I felt sorry for her and she behaved decently but she was handling food so I felt like I had to report her to Uber so I did. They didn't care. They effectively told me that "drivers" are not their employees (which is true) and they can decide their own dress code lol. So yeah, that's how they can have a "job": technically is not a job. Since it can't be helped I just hope the lady can use the Uber money to improve her situation.
The den den mushi reference on the "crip-crip, crip-crip" killed me. So perfect that it is funny on its own, without being an One Piece fan. Phones in One Piece are snails (yeah, the animals) and when the ring they go "pero-pero, pero-pero" or "pero-pero-pero, pero-pero-pero" in different speeds and tones, matching the personality of the owner.
am pretty sure that "crip crip crip crip" ringtone is not an anime reference. Its an American hood skit so its a 'CRIP Gang' association reference...you know, the 'Crips Vs Bloods' thingy from late 70's
I am a Uber driver but I have dreadlocks and I promise people be coming to me just like that are you my uber driver that's okay my husband just called and said he's coming to pick me up well let me get that cancellation fee cuz
LongBeachGriffy is extremely talented! Even though he acts like a nerd in this video his gangsta side is very intimidating!! The hoody over his head makes it even better..
@@NewCanaaniteRex Nah, it wasn't really obvious that you were being sarcastic. You usually identify sarcasm by the tone of someone's voice but in this incident, there's no voice. Therefore, it would make it nearly impossible to identify sarcasm through your comment.
Dude probably still gave him 5 stars.
Rem Equalizer 2, Denzel...
Just broke all of their arms in under 5mins
Walking out telling the last man standing, " Oh & you BETTER give me a 5 star rating, alright!"
B4 he could drive off, ratings in the bank!
...at gun point.
I would too for them juice boxes and cookies
To save his life, u see he said, "Don't go nowhere,...or I'ma kill u" ?! 😂
Underrated comment
He said "cuh" 27 times. I counted
that’s it?
you’re right wtf
Nigga hush
@@blueassassinsyt1859 lmao you actually checked if this shit true
Bullshit I counted and he said it 74 billion times
The ringtone😂 “Crip crip crip crip”
Noits "Crip crip crip cri-"
Cuh
I was DYIN 😂😂
Haha
@@Cay9z Hello? Oh, What's good with the cuh. What? You know where cuh is?
“I got juice boxes and cookies just in case you get hungry cuh” 😭😭
Shit had me dying
Wheres your pfp from????
thats so nice of him😭😭
Bro i dead ass wanna work as an Uber driver now, just so i can say that😂
Pfp sauce?
"I didn't drive over here for nothing!"
😂😂😂foreal can’t say nun now
Yeah until he mentioned it lol
Johnpaul Gomez GIRL YOU KNOW WE IS FUCKING
Bitch you know We is fucking
Now 184 bloods
Dudes ringtone is Crip Crip Crip crip😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo
Lol
@@alchemy1769 Hey ban
Lol
Expectation: he will take 2 secs.
Reality: he will take 2 lives.
Underrated comment
Bruh it still took 2 seconds😂😂
LOL
As a wise man once said *the negotiations was short cuh*
😂🤣
Reminds me of that time dude was tweeting about his Uber driving making a pit stop to whoop somebody ass and he gave him five stars cause he won the fight 😂😂
Lmso
XD
PRESSURE 😂
😂😂😂
A ride and a show.
“That’s in the enemy hood” had me dead 😂
Zero comments 666 likes. Cool
@Avacado Toast trippy
Yeah the opps be there cuh
Oh i though it was "anime hood" and i was happy that American has anime hoods !!!!!
ua-cam.com/video/76IUekfdS6I/v-deo.html
Looks like the man could burn a city with his glasses...
😂😂😂😂
I had to like this comment unlike it and then like it again because It was that good shit
😂😂😂
he can see into Google Maps and see ppl waving at em
He could see future with them thick glasses 😂😂😂
"I got juice boxes and cookies just in case you get hungry"
LMFAOOOOOO
He had the respect to step out of the car rather than do a drive by and Involve Griffy. That’s love cuhhhh
Normal ringtone: *ring ri-*
Hood ringtone: *crip crip crip crip*
lol 😂
Lol
I was dying 💀
the 2.9k like
lol
“I got juice boxes and cookies In case you get hungry” 😂
What every Uber driver needs.
😂
😂😂😂😂😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂😂
Thoughtful
“ALRIGHT cuh, shut up! I don’t care.”
*How I be to the uber driver*
Nah you do the small talk like the pansy you are
1:05 the most genuine criminal I've seen 😂
“I got juice boxes and cookies” 💀
Squeak I was your 1000th like
Had me cryin
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I got juice boxes and cookies😂😂😂
Melo Jay 😂
That shit got me
lololol
He was suppose to say juice coxes
Calvin coolio Juice "coxes" aren't even a thing
Hello Cortez yes it's funny how we make words that don't make sense
"I got juce box and cookies in case you get hungry cuh" y'all see a thug i see a caring hospitable cool guy
“Juice boxes and cookies if ur hungry alright cuh?”
"Ay cuhh Ill be RIGHT BACK cuhh i got juiceboxes n cookies case you get hungry"😂😂😂😂
UsefulCrown27 Connell 😂😂😂
"Don't go nowhere... Or I'll kill yo' ass...".
@@johnoneill9902 oh my gawd
does cuhh stands for cuzz (cousin) ? :D
How pedestrians feel when you work as a taxi driver in GtaV
@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ bro how did that have anything to do with OP
@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ You know what, I appreciate that imformation
Jacky Chan at least someone’s greatful
What the I didn’t even realized that I got nearly 500 likes for a comment lmaoo
Lol
I got my first hood Lyft driver today. Dude was blastin explicit trap music, sellin body oils, and his car was trashed. It didn't really bother me, but it was just funny like how do you have a job?? Instantly reminded me of this video, and all I could do was laugh to myself.
A homeless lady once delivered my Uber eats. She was.. let's just say *VERY* unkempt. It was disgusting, looked like she hadn't taken a bath of any kind in a year it was that bad. I felt sorry for her and she behaved decently but she was handling food so I felt like I had to report her to Uber so I did. They didn't care. They effectively told me that "drivers" are not their employees (which is true) and they can decide their own dress code lol. So yeah, that's how they can have a "job": technically is not a job. Since it can't be helped I just hope the lady can use the Uber money to improve her situation.
I mean I wouldn't care who he's shooting up as long as the cookies and juice is good
nobody:
middle schoolers trying to be cool: *cUh*
Yo cuh can I get sauce for your profile pic cuh?
@@nonaime3857 Yo' cuh, can I gedda sauce fo' dat profa oic cuh.
@@chelle2469 why are you asking for the sauce of what looks like nick wilde porn
@@chelle2469you want to watch some Zootopia porn, cuh?
@@sorandomandquirky9425 yea cuh, I gotta jack ma dick cuh
That ringtone!!
Where can i download it?
YOUNGxSNOW it wasn't an actually ringtone it was the dude saying it😂😂
thuggin oh wow you figured it out for all of us. Thanks
sensitive
thuggin The guy who asked where to download it is obviously sarcastic, however. You don't need to get mad for pointing out the obvious.
When he pulled that beanie with two holes.... I cracked up cuh 😂😂😂😂
It’s the snack offering for me😂
This nigga ain't even got a dislike
Nigga jinxed it
well there you go 22 dislikes
But u do lol
TYSLESS 55 U haaaad to say somethin -_-
he don’t deserve any, he’s hilarious
"I just wanna go to the gym, get some 💪🏾 gains" 😂😂😂😂
LCpl Ali Powell gg
All kindzz of gainzz
MM GET SOME 💪💪💪 GAINSSS
Really ... your name lol
LCpl Ali Powell 👉🏿👌🏿
I like how he says "...or I kill you cuz", such a respectful and calm almost caring tone xD
That ringtone is exactly what I imagine a be Ganster having!
Bruh, the makeshift half mask tho. 😂😂
Artavius Simpson I CANT BREAFFFFFFF
I fucking died when I saw that shit
had me dyin
Artavius Simpson
Shit dumb
Shit look haphazard af
6 bloods disliked this video
D
😂😭
Thaw Oo now eighty bloods disliked this 👎👎👎
SCRAP
101 dierus like this
“On the set there go cuh right there, cuh think this a game”🤣😂😂🤣
4 years later and I STILL Laugh out loud!!!😂🤣
The only person that can use the same song over and over and still be deadly hilarious😂
Him and HahaDavis
And Renny😂
Renzoo XI Caleb city?
Caleb city?
Renzoo XI Caleb City?
“I got juice box’s and cookies in there just in case you get hungry” 😂😂😂😂😂
Happy me ; boxes ***
Damn I would be happy for them juice box and cookies
I mean, at least he's considerate xD
Bruh Hi right , I wouldn’t be mad no more🤣🤣
Aye, my dude might be a criminal, but atleast he’s being a little kind😂
Cookies and Juice Boxs 10-10 service
@1:02 Uber driver went from crip to deadpool in one sec
Another reason to not go to your gym.
Ranjeet
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck gym dude I'm DYING everyday
youtube is so supportive
He polite for having cookies incase his passengers get hungry
This is so true. What a thoughtful fellow...
And juice boxes
Yep they have weed but still polite
😎😂😅😅
Juice boxes & cookies. At least he actually cared about his hunger problems. What a cool guy. 😎
"Crip Crip. Crip Crip." 🤣
0:30 that ringtone, i died! XD
Me too
Tombstone purchased. Died too
But y???
@@InnerRise but yyyy
@@woundedidiot429 cuz it wuh funny cuz
“I just wanna go to the gym get some gains”
I'm your 69 like
Having a hood Uber driver is KILLING your gains
@@thenakedthrall4034 athlean x😂😂
@@dom-xd7cl He be like that
This reminds me of the Dave Chappelle Driving in the hood skit
I can't believe I think these are two different people..hahahha...the glasses and the hat..vs..no glasses and a hoodie
You know he’s gangsta when he parked at a no parking zone
Dang and this is coming from the alien clown who lives outside our universe and feeds off fear
This is how many times Griffy said “cuh”
🔽
So 0? 😂atleast for now
kosovo is serbia!
@@Whadatd ur part of serbia LOOOOL
Cuh thought i was the only kosovar watching this cuh
Kosovo je Srbija.
"That's the enemy's hood"
The den den mushi reference on the "crip-crip, crip-crip" killed me. So perfect that it is funny on its own, without being an One Piece fan. Phones in One Piece are snails (yeah, the animals) and when the ring they go "pero-pero, pero-pero" or "pero-pero-pero, pero-pero-pero" in different speeds and tones, matching the personality of the owner.
am pretty sure that "crip crip crip crip" ringtone is not an anime reference. Its an American hood skit so its a 'CRIP Gang' association reference...you know, the 'Crips Vs Bloods' thingy from late 70's
It was lmao a double entendre joke. Griffy is an innate one piece fan so kudos for you getting that.
“I got juice boxes and cookies” I diedddd 💀💀💀💀
@S.I.P Literally
Incase you get hungry
"cuhh think this a game"
😂🤣😂
Lol
cuhh think this is a game cuhh
What's cuhh ?
@@mysticrea4898 cuh is a slang word for cuz, and or cousin
bruh got 5 stars....
in wanted level
He wanted to get some gains,instead the Uber driver gained a new felonie
The way he cut that hat up lmaooooooo the eyes make him look all crazy I’m dying
Do you mean beanie lol
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
Skull cap😂😆
I'm so dead
He looks like a character from the game manhunt.
I am a Uber driver but I have dreadlocks and I promise people be coming to me just like that are you my uber driver that's okay my husband just called and said he's coming to pick me up well let me get that cancellation fee cuz
Kenneth Collier Do you drive in Barrington or what lmaoo
Lmaooooo
@@zachinthehat1707 miami
😂
That's horrible
The uneven eye holes 😂😂😂😂😂
His glasses. He looks so innocent.!!
Moral of the story:
*Don't go to the gym*
Pers0n0naplanet .... NEW TRACKS... GO AND COMMENT YA BOY ON THE CHANNEL.... SUBCRIBE.... FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Or you know conceal carry.
What an obese person would say
Don't drive to the gym
In the wrong hood. 😂
1:06 Why he wearing his mask like that😂😂
Haha
So he can rob him
It's a beanie with holes cut into it, what you expect?
@@darthmalgus3043 ok but why is it set on his head like that lol
@@Auriior skip to around 19:42, ua-cam.com/video/866fXIAZsDk/v-deo.html I guess it's not really meant to be a fashion accessory
Haven’t even started n I liked it
The ringtone killed me
On crip cuh deserve 5 🌟 for da cookies and juice.
Jr Levias XD
I had to like because it was at *666* you're welcome
*Bookies
Jive star* on Crip cub
1k
"I got juice boxes and cookies" 😂😭😂
Lmaoooo that ring tone
1:07 that's so wholesome
*crip crip--crip crip*
I see u tried to copy ladyvains' comment. Only thing is she got 11k likes to your 101. Lol. Nice try tho...
Blueface baby
That ringtone, i couldnt stop listening to it 😂😂😂😂
That GAIN gets me every time.
Lmao the hat with the holes in it 🤣🤣🤣
I want that ringtone now haha
Leki bruh did u get it?
Leki bruh.... NEW TRACKS .... COMMENT YA BOY ON THE CHANNEL... SUBCRIBE...
Crip Crip Crip Crip
JJS. *Bloodz hear ringtone and draw their guns*
I like how he's just watching people getting shot and whispering to himself so calmly
..."I just wanna go to the gym, get some 💪🏾 gains"...
Day after day.....
He sohlud have jumped in the front seat and drove off
Why does Griffy in glasses look like my actual cuhz 😂😂😂😂😂
Juice boxes and cookies.
Me: mmm kay, 5 stars.
”Crip crip, crip cri-.”
Edit: Wth..how did this get 26k likes.
Hello what good wit it cuuhhhzz
Hahaha
Lol i made it 1.1k
That crio shit was from haha Davis but the whole skit was hilarious though
Lol
"Dont go nowhere...or I kill yo ass"
I laughed way too hard lmaoo
Paired up with "I'm going home" afterwards
Same! The pause set it up!
You know you hood when your ring tone is Crip Crip. 🤣🤣🤣
“I got juiceboxs and cookies right here” 😂😂😂😂
I got juice boxes and cookies in case you get hungry cuz.
The real question is ........ did he ever get to the gym do ?
nah, at the end he just said he is going home, so either he at home or he ded.
Nah cuhh
Now that is funny
@Adam the rail fan I'm pretty sure he was trying to say "doe" as in tho but good ig
he used his situation as an excuse not to go
The transition into the “day after day” while
He was talking was legendary.
I can’t stop watching your videos lol
The ringtone! 💀💀💀
enemy territory cuh imma drop u off a few blocks
StonedGamer Oh you know where cuh at
StonedGamer hood*
That ringtone was 🔥 😂😂
Here from the future.. just to let you guys know griffy is still on top of UA-cam ❤️💋🥴
ha dude just reminded me i had some fresh baked cookies in my purse right now XD
Aja Wilson ight den cuh! Need milk cuh?
Do u have juice boxes?
Aja Wilson W
Aja Wilson pluuuuggg
Aja Wilson dam I want some
"Blueface: Before They Were Famous"
bluefac aint never put in no work he just a mascot
DJ APOCALYPTIC 💯
Hahaahah
Jada Sanchez more like DaBaby
best comment so far
LongBeachGriffy is extremely talented! Even though he acts like a nerd in this video his gangsta side is very intimidating!! The hoody over his head makes it even better..
When cuh gangsta but also thoughtful af
Cuz=cousin
comrade term for crips
Thank you for that clarification, it was sorely needed.
@@NewCanaaniteRex Bruh, it was obvious it meant that. You must not have diversity where you live.
@@goldennuggets8150 Bruh, it was obvious that I was being sarcastic.
@@NewCanaaniteRex Nah, it wasn't really obvious that you were being sarcastic. You usually identify sarcasm by the tone of someone's voice but in this incident, there's no voice. Therefore, it would make it nearly impossible to identify sarcasm through your comment.
My man has "AC&C" or "Crip Wireless"
Elemental X .... COMMENT.... NEW TRACKS ...FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.... GO AND SUBCRIBE YA BOY ON THE CHANNEL....
Cripet
This should get way more likes 😂😂😂
Dead 😂😂😂
I’m glad UA-cam recommended this for me. Never disappointed 😂😂💯
Best ring tone ever
Great content brother just be careful playing around with that gun. Don’t give a reason to have the police called on you.
SufiGuy WTF are you even talking about you imbecile🤣
@@karlozmendozza6028 nah man he's right, police will fucking kill him if they spotted him with a gun even if it's fake they don't care
This guys is actually right. I was really worried about Griffy when he put on the mask and playing with that fake gun. People will freak out.
I’m sure he filmed it in an area where he wouldn’t have to worry about that
@@FikriAlfathan lmao it was obviously a video no one was in danger
I got juice boxes and cookies lmao
“I got juice box’s and cookies”😭
THE PHONE RINGER LMAOOO