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That broken ankle was both deserved and horrifying to see. She tried to stand and it flipped in the wrong direction 🤢 The guy going back for the packages was a brutally cold move. Criminals are heartless even with their partners.
I've had that break!!! I felt her pain (although, karma being what it is - play stupid games; win stupid prizes). Trying to emulate my big brother and older cousins, I jumped off my aunt's porch, didn't see the rock, landed with foot going one direction, leg the opposite and ankle said "screw this" and disintegrated. First and only broken bone...that was 52 years ago and I still remember every moment!
@@Ambelica not all of them are the same degenerate type. I kno I never stole anything more than a twenty from my dads wallet and I supported a heroin habit for years. I known so many banned from the pawn shop kind of losers tho. It’s sad that this serious disease is overshadowed by the criminals infesting the culture of drugs.
The fact that one of the police officers yelled “Hey buddy!” And another was smiling as he waited was adorable and hilarious. You could tell they were excited to catch these dumb dumbs.
Yeah but its not the "form"(steal packages) of the crime that's the most infuriating, its the "fond"(in this case medication), meaning necessary for victim's health for which she paid thousands of dollars.
In my old town I was told to always take the packages the second they arrive to avoid this. It's like for safety always lock your doors, always take the packages, do not wait too long, because thieves are so common it's sad and also dangerous.
Defendants for possession of personal amounts of drugs frequently get as much or more. The law needs to recognize the difference between victim crimes and victimless ones.
Eh idk the prisons are super full and if they start throwing out sentences like those for petty crimes, where would we put all of them? I think they should serve time and have to do a metric fuck ton of community service. At least that way they can contribute something to society rather than just take more resources getting housed and fed.
@@Nehmo Yeah the war on drugs was such an epic mistake. If you do crime, you should get punished. Drugs themselves shouldn't be a crime for the most part.
I TOOK A FLIMSY CARDBOARD BOX FILLED WITH CAT POOP AND CONTACT GLUE. ONCE IN PLACE I SPRAYED BOX WITH CONTACT GLUE. THE PERSON PICKS UP PACKAGE STARTS FOR CAR. THE BOX FALLS APART COVERING HER WITH CAT POO. THE BOX IS GLUED TO HER HANDS SHE CANT GET IN CAR.
They didn't get a 😗enough jail time but I am sure she thinks about what she did everytime her ankle hurts. As she gets older, that stupid, sleazy mistake is going to cause her a lot of pain. That ankle was busted. To top it off, everyone watching YT has seen her ass fall on the wet grass, knows who she is--and thinks she damn well deserved it !😗 THAT is a "twist of fate" !!
I enjoyed them all, but the criminals getting caught red handed are my favorite. You do a terrific job narrating and your voice is smooth and easy to listen to. Thank you!
Gun Guru, I,m not familiar with all the laws in New York, but he's guilty of illegal use of fireworks, risking a catastrophy, destruction of property during the commission of a crime (I'm not sure if ilegal possession of fireworks is a misdemeanor or a felony. The seriousness will only effect the level of punishment.) In this case, and here I'm entirely speculating, that in this case he appeared to be aiming the rocket into the window, therefore the charge. And after looking it up, according to Statute 150.15 NY State law the maximum punishment is 1 yr. Imprisonment, as a misdomeanor.
I don't think they were stupid, because they got away with the same method method. The Costco employees were smart. The dumbest was the guy with fireworks, and then the cockroach guy. Although that was a good way to rototill the yard.
i saw a video where someone came into a bar to rob it and everyone got on the ground and put their hands up except for one dude who stayed at the bar but seemed like he just didn’t know that someone was robbing the bar. it’s hilarious
It's like the danger was over by the time she realized there might have been any. "Oh? Oh dear! ...oh." Looking close at the video, the handle of the gun has a big open space in it you can see right through - that's where the bullets should be.
@@peggypeggy4137in the 90s my friends and I got our hands on a vintage porn VHS. We'd prank call the schools in our area and play it. We'd probably get labeled as sex offenders now. To this day I do still giggle a bit at some of the reactions we got.
I was technically guilty of escape. I was in the detention centre denied bail and awaiting court. But still allowed visits. So my name gets called (for visiting) as another guys name is called (he made bail and was being released). Outside the cells in a long secured hallway a different cop sent me to the elevator and sent the guy to the visitation area. At the bottom of the elevator ride is only the checkout/intake window. Cop that works the window hands me a paper bag (the guys belongings) and a piece of paper (release conditions), I see the guys name and sign. And that easy I was released! 10 months later when I get arrested they are threatening to charge with the escape, but once my lawyer explains that it may not be in the jails best interests to let it be known how incompetent the jail was in releasing a violent criminal, those charges went away. *BTW - the guy? After sitting at a table in the visiting room for 15 minutes looking confused, a guard approached him and said something. The guard then looked around and seeing my mom sitting there at a table with no one to visit, all hell broke loose! Apparently the entire building went on lockdown. Or so mom told me after being mad as heck that they held her for an hour trying to sort it out. But she was laughing by time she finished telling.
I had a friend that was in lockup and saw a guy that literally just pushed a button and spoke the release code for the door and was able to escape from there. Small town jail and I guess they don't have locked doors past the cell block. My city however is not that easy, it's one of the most oppressive jails in the country from what I have heard.
@@LadyVoldemort - only if provoked! But because I had weapons charges prior, the new assault charges made bail difficult. (I’m actually a sweetheart. The charges were when I was young 20’s, by 30 I’d mellowed.) (Now at 50+ I’m just a grouchy old coot.)
Loved all the videos. You definitely did not disappoint. Don't know if I liked the lady braking her ankle, the idiots busted coming out of the emergency exit, the dude who fumbled the robbery, or the guy blowing up his yard. You get a A+++ for a hilarious video. Keep up the good work.
Omg, the guy losing grip of his bb-gun behind the counter, then his pants falling down as he runs out the door 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I burst out laughing my a** off 🤣🤣. That was good, thank you, I needed that laugh so much more than you know ♥️.
I love the ones where the clerk is scanning the bar codes on the shopping items, and automatically grabs the gun to run the non-existent bar code on the gun. The robber realizes the clerk has the gun first and runs out of the store.
I have to say I take issue with your thought that blowing up your backyard due to cockroaches is a dumb idea! That guy should get a medal! If I were that guy and I knew I would end up on your video, I would have still done it! I just would have put my dogs inside where it was safe! No cockroach left behind (and unexploded!)
The guy dived head first out of a second storey window......no hesitation, no looking at what could be below it, that is some pretty confident "parkour" skill, obviously he somersaults, but the confidence of the dive is singularly outstanding, he didn't exactly have a lot of time or distance to adjust his posture so it must have been a muscle memory thing where he just automatically flipped through the motion, anyone without at least some experience of using their bodies in freestyle movement, would be falling with their legs flailing and cuffed hands not doing much.
I’m surprised the jailbird didn’t end up like the porch pirate. Except both ankles broken. That tib/fib break is brutal to come back from. I worked with a gal yhat had a break like that and needed screws to fix it!
Agree. I was impressed. Too bad he'd rather be a criminal than to do something he's actually good at. I'd bet he would've made an awesome dancer - or diver.
And the way he sprinted off like that a few moments later, without appearing hurt in the slightest. Dude's a natural athlete. He's wasting his talents.
i read a story once about a guy who tried 2 rob a bank.he handed the teller a note and it said the usual give me your money and blah blah blah well when he left the teller turned the note over and found that the robber wrote the note on the backside of a blank check that had his name and address on it,lol.
I’m Belgian and we had a crazy story here too a couple of years ago. Some criminals went into a newskiosk / shop to rob him, the owner told them the register was empty as it was too early in the day and that they should come back around 6pm, so they left. He called the cops, told them what happened and asked them to be there at 6pm, the cops hesitated as nobody would be that dumb, but they did send cops as you never know… and at 6pm, cops where hiding in the back and yup… they came back. Stupidity is something so wonderful sometimes.
Read a story years ago in a magazine about a bank robber in my small city. He had successfully robbed a bank, the next day he was on the beach here doing something that attracted the police, drunk and disorderly maybe. Arrested and searched the police found the hold up note in his pocket.
@@daviddieudonne7829 - Sorry guys, but Im broke. Come back at 6:00 & I'll have the money for you - Ok, we'll be here 🤣🤣 Thank you for giving us that one 💜
The last clip got me: first loosing grip on the gun as he got it out before then having trouble to jump over the counter to retrieve the gun before then fleeing where his pants falls down as he continues to run and run away from the situation he created - you got to be really funny in order to pull that off. LMAO!!
@@tyler9560 That kick was the only clean thing about that entire encounter... I can't believe he didn't immediately eat shit when his pants fell down mid-air. Ive seen people kick much easier doors with lots of preparation and completely bust their asses.
My favorite one was the guy blowing up his own yard. While the package theif got their just desserts, that other guy... so stupid. You should do a special on stupidity in Seattle. I see and hear about all kinds of stupid and chaotic things in that area and some of it is UNREAL
@@razony you do realize getting an identify and changing your appearance is a simple matter lol and history can be ignored and dismissed. if his going to break the law he might as well go all the way
The absurdity of stealing packages and then breaking your leg on the run _right_ in front of the house you stole from and then your buddy goes _back_ for the packages _anyway_ has to be the funniest, most ironic shit I've seen in a while.
The "crime and karma" had me rolling 🤣 💀 I swear I couldn't be a judge because if I read the case file and then this chick came before me rolling up in a wheelchair, I would have lost my job laughing so hard 😂 💀 🤣 that was seriously stupid and the fact that the man went BACK for the boxes haha wtf!
That kid skateboarding his car down the hill drunk is extremely lucky nobody was coming up the hill at the same time. He could have EASILY killed himself or others. Especially since I imagine he was drunk or high.
Of course he shouldn't have done this shit at all, but at very least if he had sat in the fucking seat he probably couldve prevented the vehicle from crashing like that. Dumbass^2. It really is a miracle no one else was on that road.
@@galady8632 if people can be drunk on power, I'm pretty sure this kid can be drunk on the power of stupidity 🤔 though I suspect he was also drunk on the power of natty light or whatever gross beer he lost in the crash. In other words, I don't think that was his first case that day.
My favorites are the porch pirate getting instant karma and the Costco one. Thank you so much for giving updates, I’ve never seen any follow up on the porch pirate. Everyone uses the same clips but you go above and beyond for your viewers, great job!
Raises $40 instead of $18 (but loses a several thousand dollar car that an Insurance Company will most likely will not pay for), yeah, the kid was really smart getting that extra $22.
Bro, I love the instant karma with the woman breakin her ankle but broken bones make me queeesy and u keep showin it over and over makin me suuuper weeeeak 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@grahamwinston3692 Gasoline vapors in a mostly enclosed space with little ventilation can explode like a bomb. Even dust in an enclosed space like a grain silo can cause a large explosion if there's enough buildup and something happens to spark it. Once that happened the soil caved in on it and closed up any open space and gases a fire would need to burn.
Dad did this back in the 80s but it was for ground bees that seemed invincible. First he poured waste oil down the hole. They survived. He then poured gasoline in. When he saw them coming out of an adjacent hole days later, he doused them with gasoline again and then tossed a lit cherry bomb and it indeed blew up a hole in the yard. After no bees were spotted, us kids had to patch up the crater and replant some grass. It was quite spectacular though. 💥
This video sums up while I have my maid pick the packages before immediately after delivery, it also sums up while I don't mail order medications from anywhere else. That poor woman.
They're all hysterical. Especially the last one who lost his pants and his gun...LOLOLOLOL!! Great channel, I just subscribed. The porch pirates were also very entertaining!! Thank you for uploading and sharing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:18 this is why you can't find CRXes anymore. "GUYS MY BUSCH LIGHT IS GONE!" Priorities. "Guys, this is actually very dangerous..." that one moment of clarity lol
Kid is so focused on his phone/camera making dumb decisions, recording during an emergency and continues to narrate throughout without losing a grip on his phone is a special mix of conceited & stupid
The last one was like, "There you go girl, show him who's DA BOSS!" Anyway, all of them are serious candidates for the "The Dumbest Criminals" show.🤣🤣🤣
@@abandonedaccount123 You are correct. She is a human criminal, constantly on the lookout to run up on a porch & take thinks that do not belong to her. At least w/broken ankle she'll have to wait awhile before she gets back to work. I for one wish she would have broken both her ankles.
I was pushing my car that had died when it started going downhill and got away from me, tried and failed to get in. Got dragged before I let go. ER nurse said I was lucky I didn't get run over by it. Someone had that happen earlier that evening. He got VERY lucky.
oh yeah, people running themselves over with their own car is an embarrassingly common thing. usually people are relatively fine but it’s not unheard of for people to die
I'll never understand why people in America don't arrange for the parcel to be delivered to a secure place. Here in the UK we arrange for the parcel to be left in a secure place or handed to a neighbour. Also the delivery man can leave a card stating where the parcel is or where it can be collected from. You're asking for trouble just having it left for all to see
Looked to me that the woman behind him shot off the roman candle through the window, he seemed to be busy trying to light a second one, and missed seeing it.
@@vmm5163 if it is illegal to use fireworks and they are cause for it, then yes it is arsen. Those kind of firework can't be used between houses in a tiny driveway, not pointed into any direction except air. So it is stupidity combined with using illegal stuff into fire. Whole lines of houses could be inflicted. Plus he had bunch more inside which set of when fire start. Fireworks when set on fire can cause explosive fires if there are enough of them or different type combined and some types of such fire are hard to stop, coz it is basically some amount of dynamite in them. In my country fireworks were not illegal till this year. So people used a long many also the type which cause hole in ground when set off. We had kids loosing eyes, nose, fists, adults with 3rd degree burns, fires of houses in lines, trees etc. This was not accident, just morons who used something completely wrong and luckily their own house payed the price..
Oh man what a laugh. I needed this after a hard and tiring day. Not sure which clip I laughed the hardest at. The last one was a real hoot. Thanks for your compilation.
I remember accidentally leaving my headlights on when I went skiing. I got a push and coasted downhill until the engine caught. I never thought twice about it. Of course, that was pre-Facebook.
Dudeeeee wtf lol. How does that guy with the bank situation even do that… pulls it out and it slips out of his sweaty hands right over the counter.. wow
Unless the "Bumbling Bandit" had gloves on his hands... he had thm all over that counter!? Can't the cops fingerprint it and possibly narrow the criminal down that way?
I'll never understand the thing with just leaving your goods there for anyone to take in USA... 5000 worth of medication in a box on a porch everyone has easy access to 😩
@@Verosmom123 we could do that but I think most of us would rather not pay a monthly fee for mail. I see where you’re coming from though, there’s no way I would ship $5000 worth of medication and let it sit on my porch either. Good point.
Locking windows in and he should’ve never even been in that room you do interrogations in a room with no windows. That cop is an idiot and I don’t know how he’s on the lasted that long.
Ted Bundy did similar after his first incarceration. Went out the window of a room where he was left alone. It’s dumb on the cop leaving a suspect alone in a room with windows.
You're right, the windows are locked from the inside, but you'd think in a police station they would be locked and the key taken away, so a suspect didn't have the opportunity to escape so easily
Why did that last guy jump kick the door on his way out?? 🤣🤣🤣 Videos like this are a great way to make you feel a little bit better about your own life 😏
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Hey guys don’t worry about that you guys clearly put a lot of effort and hard work into your videos so that they’re the best you got for us and I appreciate that. Either way I can’t wait to see more of you guys!! 💙💖
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Yay I can’t wait!!
@@jeremythompson9598 Not currently no, but appreciate your interest!
That broken ankle was both deserved and horrifying to see. She tried to stand and it flipped in the wrong direction 🤢
The guy going back for the packages was a brutally cold move. Criminals are heartless even with their partners.
I can't ever watch that clip again. I nearly passed out watching her foot dangle. 😱
I've had that break!!! I felt her pain (although, karma being what it is - play stupid games; win stupid prizes).
Trying to emulate my big brother and older cousins, I jumped off my aunt's porch, didn't see the rock, landed with foot going one direction, leg the opposite and ankle said "screw this" and disintegrated. First and only broken bone...that was 52 years ago and I still remember every moment!
Probably drug addicts, they literally would sell their own mother for a morsel of drugs
Many times its anything required for the next fix
@@Ambelica not all of them are the same degenerate type.
I kno I never stole anything more than a twenty from my dads wallet and I supported a heroin habit for years.
I known so many banned from the pawn shop kind of losers tho. It’s sad that this serious disease is overshadowed by the criminals infesting the culture of drugs.
The fact that one of the police officers yelled “Hey buddy!” And another was smiling as he waited was adorable and hilarious. You could tell they were excited to catch these dumb dumbs.
“Didn’t work this time”
same MO, repeat target, DUH
I would have lost it had one of the cops yelled, "Surprise!" 🤣 🤣
I would have said " surprise mother fucker"
The woman breaking her ankle while stealing packages 🤣
this is the first time ive heard a follow up 2 this video.play stupid games win stupid prizes.
you mean old fat AZZ dangly ankle???hahahaha looks good on her!!!
Alyssa Treat was in for a treat that day
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Yeah that one’s the funniest 😂
It’s infuriating to watch people steal packages. Such a dirtbag thing to do
And then they get a slap on the wrist. People get more time for unintentional mistakes.
Yeah but its not the "form"(steal packages) of the crime that's the most infuriating, its the "fond"(in this case medication), meaning necessary for victim's health for which she paid thousands of dollars.
@@ryutenmen it was probably something like insulin. I think they should get a charge of attempted murder.
In my old town I was told to always take the packages the second they arrive to avoid this. It's like for safety always lock your doors, always take the packages, do not wait too long, because thieves are so common it's sad and also dangerous.
Agreed it also pisses me off bc they don't even know what they're taking it could be smth worth 2 bucks making the crime even stupider
I love how the one cop was practically smiling with glee while waiting at the back door for those thieves.
You could tell that they were really enjoying that! LOL
Haha now I have to go back to rewatch that part. I somehow missed that haha but I don't blame him lol id be smiling too haha
The non escape proofed room wasn't the officers fault. Good way to clarify that fault
😂clean supplies I bet that they are never going to clean anything else except that jailhouse floor 😂😅
That "Hey Buddy!!" cracks me up to this day 😆
Porch pirate's broken ankle made my day
8:00 I'm surprised she didn't try and sue the home owner for getting injured on the property
Don’t be giving her ideas!! 😱😱
Only in america ...
Don't worry, there is some scumbag lawyer out there who will think of it.
Yeah. Now since I broke my ankle because of your parcel, it's mine. 😂
@@messiehauhnar7230 Sadly that's most likely how they were thinking. Not the fact they were breaking the law and stealing.
The woman and the man stealing packages should have gotten 10 years in prison. The court was way to soft.
Defendants for possession of personal amounts of drugs frequently get as much or more. The law needs to recognize the difference between victim crimes and victimless ones.
Eh idk the prisons are super full and if they start throwing out sentences like those for petty crimes, where would we put all of them? I think they should serve time and have to do a metric fuck ton of community service. At least that way they can contribute something to society rather than just take more resources getting housed and fed.
@@Nehmo Yeah the war on drugs was such an epic mistake. If you do crime, you should get punished. Drugs themselves shouldn't be a crime for the most part.
The only clean thing about that porch pirate's getaway was the break in her ankle 😂
I TOOK A FLIMSY CARDBOARD BOX FILLED WITH CAT POOP AND CONTACT GLUE.
ONCE IN PLACE I SPRAYED BOX WITH CONTACT GLUE.
THE PERSON PICKS UP PACKAGE STARTS FOR CAR. THE BOX FALLS APART COVERING HER WITH CAT POO. THE BOX IS GLUED TO HER HANDS SHE CANT GET IN CAR.
@@ronniewall1481 I would have mixed a bottle of deer piss or simulated skunk piss with that cat poo, and a little fart spray just for good measures.
Some criminals just can't catch a break.
But then again.
underrated comment
Gee,It looked like she was just a hop,skip,and a jump away from freedom...
The final clip where the fumbling gunman's trousers fell down was a lesson in karma. First class.
Ugh, I was so pissed when that couple still scooped up the packages but glad they were caught and she got a painful injury to boot (pun intended)
Nice pun!😅🤣😆
They didn't get a 😗enough jail time but I am sure she thinks about what she did everytime her ankle hurts. As she gets older, that stupid, sleazy mistake is going to cause her a lot of pain. That ankle was busted. To top it off, everyone watching YT has seen her ass fall on the wet grass, knows who she is--and thinks she damn well deserved it !😗 THAT is a "twist of fate" !!
The officers catching the thieves coming out the fire doors was my favorite -- very satisfying to watch!
Where I'm from since the property ain't left the building you don't get charged for anything.
I enjoyed them all, but the criminals getting caught red handed are my favorite. You do a terrific job narrating and your voice is smooth and easy to listen to. Thank you!
Not sure why you go to jail for burning your own home by accident.
Gun Guru, I,m not familiar with all the laws in New York, but he's guilty of illegal use of fireworks, risking a catastrophy, destruction of property during the commission of a crime (I'm not sure if ilegal possession of fireworks is a misdemeanor or a felony. The seriousness will only effect the level of punishment.)
In this case, and here I'm entirely speculating, that in this case he appeared to be aiming the rocket into the window, therefore the charge. And after looking it up, according to Statute 150.15 NY State law the maximum punishment is 1 yr. Imprisonment, as a misdomeanor.
Oh, also according to the same law, if he was the actual owner, this was not arson.
@@brianjohnson2488 It would be if he had fire insurance.
I don't think they were stupid, because they got away with the same method method. The Costco employees were smart. The dumbest was the guy with fireworks, and then the cockroach guy. Although that was a good way to rototill the yard.
I loved the porch pirate karma, but still can’t quit laughing 😂 on the last one and his pants falling down.
The bumbling bandit was so embarrassed he made sure no one knows his identity, not even his friends.
The nonchalant way the store clerk handles having a gun (almost) pulled on her is amazing.
i saw a video where someone came into a bar to rob it and everyone got on the ground and put their hands up except for one dude who stayed at the bar but seemed like he just didn’t know that someone was robbing the bar. it’s hilarious
@@misseselise3864 He was on his phone😂
It's like the danger was over by the time she realized there might have been any. "Oh? Oh dear! ...oh."
Looking close at the video, the handle of the gun has a big open space in it you can see right through - that's where the bullets should be.
I’d beat like his own private bedtime exploits…..almost pulled it off😁
@@misseselise3864
I saw that one,
Oh no, he knew.
When the thief tried taking his phone, the guy just held it and the thief left him alone!!!
Hurting herself whilst trying to steal was hilarious and the best one yet
I'm so glad I grew up before cameras were everywhere 😂
Yep, i raised some hell in my youth and feel for the kids nowadays.
you and me both brother! 😅
Yes back in the day kids could do a lot more. Even making crank phone calls for hours of entertainment. 😁
Same! I did a lot of shit I'm not particularly proud of. It was petty teenage nonsense but I'm glad there's no record of it. 😂
@@peggypeggy4137in the 90s my friends and I got our hands on a vintage porn VHS. We'd prank call the schools in our area and play it. We'd probably get labeled as sex offenders now. To this day I do still giggle a bit at some of the reactions we got.
I was technically guilty of escape. I was in the detention centre denied bail and awaiting court. But still allowed visits.
So my name gets called (for visiting) as another guys name is called (he made bail and was being released). Outside the cells in a long secured hallway a different cop sent me to the elevator and sent the guy to the visitation area.
At the bottom of the elevator ride is only the checkout/intake window. Cop that works the window hands me a paper bag (the guys belongings) and a piece of paper (release conditions), I see the guys name and sign. And that easy I was released!
10 months later when I get arrested they are threatening to charge with the escape, but once my lawyer explains that it may not be in the jails best interests to let it be known how incompetent the jail was in releasing a violent criminal, those charges went away.
*BTW - the guy? After sitting at a table in the visiting room for 15 minutes looking confused, a guard approached him and said something. The guard then looked around and seeing my mom sitting there at a table with no one to visit, all hell broke loose! Apparently the entire building went on lockdown. Or so mom told me after being mad as heck that they held her for an hour trying to sort it out. But she was laughing by time she finished telling.
I had a friend that was in lockup and saw a guy that literally just pushed a button and spoke the release code for the door and was able to escape from there. Small town jail and I guess they don't have locked doors past the cell block. My city however is not that easy, it's one of the most oppressive jails in the country from what I have heard.
So...are you a violent criminal? 😅
@@LadyVoldemort - only if provoked! But because I had weapons charges prior, the new assault charges made bail difficult.
(I’m actually a sweetheart. The charges were when I was young 20’s, by 30 I’d mellowed.)
(Now at 50+ I’m just a grouchy old coot.)
The best was the man and woman trying to exit the Costco through the fire exit. When they were met by the police, I almost choked on my tea. LOL!
Loved all the videos. You definitely did not disappoint. Don't know if I liked the lady braking her ankle, the idiots busted coming out of the emergency exit, the dude who fumbled the robbery, or the guy blowing up his yard. You get a A+++ for a hilarious video. Keep up the good work.
I love the fact you have follow up on these. I've seen most, but never heard what happened to them.
Omg, the guy losing grip of his bb-gun behind the counter, then his pants falling down as he runs out the door 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I burst out laughing my a** off 🤣🤣. That was good, thank you, I needed that laugh so much more than you know ♥️.
I love how when the police catch the thieves from Costco you can hear the police officer go “Hey Buddy”
Doctor at hospital: "How did you break your ankle?"
Thief: "Karma"
I love the ones where the clerk is scanning the bar codes on the shopping items, and automatically grabs the gun to run the non-existent
bar code on the gun. The robber realizes the clerk has the gun first and runs out of the store.
lmao @ the exploding lawn.
I have to say I take issue with your thought that blowing up your backyard due to cockroaches is a dumb idea! That guy should get a medal! If I were that guy and I knew I would end up on your video, I would have still done it! I just would have put my dogs inside where it was safe! No cockroach left behind (and unexploded!)
I'm so glad to see package stealing scumbags getting jail time. YES!!! 😁
The guy dropping the bb gun... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 play stupid games, win stupid prizes... he's lucky they haven't found him. Classic...
The guy dived head first out of a second storey window......no hesitation, no looking at what could be below it, that is some pretty confident "parkour" skill, obviously he somersaults, but the confidence of the dive is singularly outstanding, he didn't exactly have a lot of time or distance to adjust his posture so it must have been a muscle memory thing where he just automatically flipped through the motion, anyone without at least some experience of using their bodies in freestyle movement, would be falling with their legs flailing and cuffed hands not doing much.
I’m surprised the jailbird didn’t end up like the porch pirate. Except both ankles broken. That tib/fib break is brutal to come back from. I worked with a gal yhat had a break like that and needed screws to fix it!
Agree. I was impressed. Too bad he'd rather be a criminal than to do something he's actually good at. I'd bet he would've made an awesome dancer - or diver.
Outstanding performance actually! I replay‘d it three times in disbelief.
Why didn’t he sit on the sill feet first and just drop? Head first with no idea of what’s below is crazy
And the way he sprinted off like that a few moments later, without appearing hurt in the slightest. Dude's a natural athlete. He's wasting his talents.
"Then his pants fall down". The lament of the silly boy. Has anyone else ever wanted to sneak up behind them and pull down their pants?
i read a story once about a guy who tried 2 rob a bank.he handed the teller a note and it said the usual give me your money and blah blah blah well when he left the teller turned the note over and found that the robber wrote the note on the backside of a blank check that had his name and address on it,lol.
I saw that, too! It was GREAT
I’m Belgian and we had a crazy story here too a couple of years ago. Some criminals went into a newskiosk / shop to rob him, the owner told them the register was empty as it was too early in the day and that they should come back around 6pm, so they left.
He called the cops, told them what happened and asked them to be there at 6pm, the cops hesitated as nobody would be that dumb, but they did send cops as you never know… and at 6pm, cops where hiding in the back and yup… they came back.
Stupidity is something so wonderful sometimes.
Read a story years ago in a magazine about a bank robber in my small city. He had successfully robbed a bank, the next day he was on the beach here doing something that attracted the police, drunk and disorderly maybe. Arrested and searched the police found the hold up note in his pocket.
LMAO 🤣
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- Sorry guys, but Im broke. Come back at 6:00 & I'll have the money for you
- Ok, we'll be here 🤣🤣
Thank you for giving us that one 💜
These are GOLD!!! Especially the last one!!! 😂🤣
The last clip got me: first loosing grip on the gun as he got it out before then having trouble to jump over the counter to retrieve the gun before then fleeing where his pants falls down as he continues to run and run away from the situation he created - you got to be really funny in order to pull that off. LMAO!!
Seems like a real-life Homer Simpson XD
He even kicks the door while running out 😂
@@tyler9560 That kick was the only clean thing about that entire encounter... I can't believe he didn't immediately eat shit when his pants fell down mid-air. Ive seen people kick much easier doors with lots of preparation and completely bust their asses.
Comedy genius
Thing is, after all of those screw-ups, he _still_ didn't get caught!
My favorite one was the guy blowing up his own yard. While the package theif got their just desserts, that other guy... so stupid. You should do a special on stupidity in Seattle. I see and hear about all kinds of stupid and chaotic things in that area and some of it is UNREAL
It’s soooo stupid to try to escape custody when they already have your name.
He was 17.
Not that hard to get/use different name lol
@@furcor8299
You sound young. Use a different name? His 'real' name has his real picture and his real history. That would work in 1965, not 2022.
@@razony you do realize getting an identify and changing your appearance is a simple matter lol and history can be ignored and dismissed. if his going to break the law he might as well go all the way
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Sure.
The absurdity of stealing packages and then breaking your leg on the run _right_ in front of the house you stole from and then your buddy goes _back_ for the packages _anyway_ has to be the funniest, most ironic shit I've seen in a while.
That last clip with him dropping the gun and pants falling 😂😂😂😂😂
It's a toss up between the woman breaking her ankle and the guy who loses his gun and his pants! 😅🤣
The "crime and karma" had me rolling 🤣 💀 I swear I couldn't be a judge because if I read the case file and then this chick came before me rolling up in a wheelchair, I would have lost my job laughing so hard 😂 💀 🤣 that was seriously stupid and the fact that the man went BACK for the boxes haha wtf!
Ha ha! More dumber were those Costco thieves!
12:13 easy money for the cops! LMAO
That kid skateboarding his car down the hill drunk is extremely lucky nobody was coming up the hill at the same time. He could have EASILY killed himself or others. Especially since I imagine he was drunk or high.
Of course he shouldn't have done this shit at all, but at very least if he had sat in the fucking seat he probably couldve prevented the vehicle from crashing like that. Dumbass^2. It really is a miracle no one else was on that road.
He was trying out for the Darwin Award but luckily for him (and perhaps unluckily for someone else in the future) he didn't get accepted.
Lozen .... drunk on stupidity?
I think it was staged....he was saying it as it was being livestreamed.
@@galady8632 if people can be drunk on power, I'm pretty sure this kid can be drunk on the power of stupidity 🤔 though I suspect he was also drunk on the power of natty light or whatever gross beer he lost in the crash. In other words, I don't think that was his first case that day.
My favorites are the porch pirate getting instant karma and the Costco one.
Thank you so much for giving updates, I’ve never seen any follow up on the porch pirate. Everyone uses the same clips but you go above and beyond for your viewers, great job!
12:30 "That was the dumbest thing I've ever done.." oh don't sell your self short. I'm sure you will do even dumber things and record those too.
Key word "ever" not "will ever".
reminds me of the clerk scene in the movie 11:14 "oh man i can't... this is the dumbest idea u ever had!!" haha hillary swank
Nope can't do that God is always watching
Might have been the smartest thing he could ever do. Did you see his seat after the accident? Imagine that at highway speeds.
You can tell the last criminal that dropped his weapon also plays online shooters. He hit the space bar as he ran through the door.
Raises $40 instead of $18 (but loses a several thousand dollar car that an Insurance Company will most likely will not pay for), yeah, the kid was really smart getting that extra $22.
What are you talking about? He bought two cases of Busch Light and still had money left over for a pack of gum
Bro, I love the instant karma with the woman breakin her ankle but broken bones make me queeesy and u keep showin it over and over makin me suuuper weeeeak 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The cockroaches had a good laugh.😁
YUP ! If the Human Race exterminates itself with Atomic Bombs ... there will STILL be cockroaches! Them sombitches can survive anything!
@@grahamwinston3692 Gasoline vapors in a mostly enclosed space with little ventilation can explode like a bomb. Even dust in an enclosed space like a grain silo can cause a large explosion if there's enough buildup and something happens to spark it. Once that happened the soil caved in on it and closed up any open space and gases a fire would need to burn.
Dad did this back in the 80s but it was for ground bees that seemed invincible. First he poured waste oil down the hole. They survived. He then poured gasoline in. When he saw them coming out of an adjacent hole days later, he doused them with gasoline again and then tossed a lit cherry bomb and it indeed blew up a hole in the yard. After no bees were spotted, us kids had to patch up the crater and replant some grass. It was quite spectacular though. 💥
The guy who blows his garden up, you can actually see a roach running away (bottom left) like it's going.. "Well that was a bit inconvenient!" 🤣🤣
When your boyfriend leaves you with a broken ankle to goes back to get the packages, NOW that's amore!
But bruhhh his bush light is gone
😂😂 ankle didn't get broken for nothing
When you get shot by the opps and mumzy still makes you go shop now that’s amore
So true...excellent comment !!! Set to music...thats Amore👍🏿👍🏼😁
This video sums up while I have my maid pick the packages before immediately after delivery, it also sums up while I don't mail order medications from anywhere else. That poor woman.
They're all hysterical. Especially the last one who lost his pants and his gun...LOLOLOLOL!! Great channel, I just subscribed. The porch pirates were also very entertaining!! Thank you for uploading and sharing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:18 this is why you can't find CRXes anymore. "GUYS MY BUSCH LIGHT IS GONE!" Priorities.
"Guys, this is actually very dangerous..." that one moment of clarity lol
3:15 I can't imagine anyone named Quantrell ever getting arrested.
The real crime here is naming your child Quantrell.
The real crime here is calling yourself Schwim Dandy. (Like... really?)
The guy that blew his yard up. It wasn't roaches, it was moles and he didn't use gasoline. He filled the tunnels with propane and then lit it.
You are 100% correct, I saw the same vid awhile ago. Gophers and propane!
Kid is so focused on his phone/camera making dumb decisions, recording during an emergency and continues to narrate throughout without losing a grip on his phone is a special mix of conceited & stupid
The way he says "well that car is screwed" makes me think it wasn't his car.... 🤔🤨😐😂🤣😎
It's a strap on camera. like a go pro probably.
A lot like Trevor Jacob, the guy who parachuted out of his plane after a staged 'engine failure'.
He says it is the worst decision of his life. At just 21 years old, there's plenty of opportunity ahead of him. Until Darwin gets him.
@@nigelcox1451 As Homer said, worst decision of his life, "so far."
Bro when the dudes pants are falling down as he kicks open the door gets me every time 😂😂😂
That video thumbnail shows how dumb that guy is trying to catch a big red circle.
Um nah he just was blowing up his ground is all lol 😆 😂
The Costco one was the best. Just seeing them throw open the doors and immediately regretting their decision was just *chef's kiss*
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I like this narrator. Very clear speech and direct delivery.
"Walnut Pancakes" needs to put that forty bucks towards a used bike, as he should have his driver's license taken away.
I think it was staged.
He should of got dui too for the Bush lights 🙄
@@melissahemenway565 what? Since when is it illegal to have beer in your car?
The last one was like, "There you go girl, show him who's DA BOSS!" Anyway, all of them are serious candidates for the "The Dumbest Criminals" show.🤣🤣🤣
I’m so happy that thief broke her ankle. I despise thieves so much I get the warm fuzzies when they come undone.
Thank you, Karma.♥️😊
it’s great until you realize that permanent damage caused by the broken ankle will give her an excuse to get government benefits
they are still humans. even if they are making bad decisions, they are still humans.
@@abandonedaccount123 You are correct. She is a human criminal, constantly on the lookout to run up on a porch & take thinks that do not belong to her. At least w/broken ankle she'll have to wait awhile before she gets back to work. I for one wish she would have broken both her ankles.
@@misseselise3864 Injuries sustained in the commission of a felony should bar her from receiving any benefits.
Jumping out the interrogation room hilarious getting sentenced to 4 yrs priceless 😂😂😂
I was pushing my car that had died when it started going downhill and got away from me, tried and failed to get in. Got dragged before I let go. ER nurse said I was lucky I didn't get run over by it. Someone had that happen earlier that evening. He got VERY lucky.
oh yeah, people running themselves over with their own car is an embarrassingly common thing. usually people are relatively fine but it’s not unheard of for people to die
I'll never understand why people in America don't arrange for the parcel to be delivered to a secure place. Here in the UK we arrange for the parcel to be left in a secure place or handed to a neighbour. Also the delivery man can leave a card stating where the parcel is or where it can be collected from. You're asking for trouble just having it left for all to see
Porch pirate literally got her lucky break, though definitely not the one she wanted
I feel like I would accidentally set my home on fire by fireworks too. 😂
The idiot porch pirates was funny, and the idiot robbers getting caught by the police at the emergency exit was good too. 👍
Would have loved to see the expression on their faces! 😳
6:00 HAHA the dude literally blasts his garden LMAO
that person doesn’t need a bigger sign that they shot a firework into their home, they need a legal guardian, less freedom, and a smaller home
@@favidjenden3612 I can't believe he got arrested for accidentally setting fire to his own home. It's ridiculous
Looked to me that the woman behind him shot off the roman candle through the window, he seemed to be busy trying to light a second one, and missed seeing it.
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@@favidjenden3612 low-life sympathizer
@@vmm5163 if it is illegal to use fireworks and they are cause for it, then yes it is arsen. Those kind of firework can't be used between houses in a tiny driveway, not pointed into any direction except air. So it is stupidity combined with using illegal stuff into fire. Whole lines of houses could be inflicted. Plus he had bunch more inside which set of when fire start. Fireworks when set on fire can cause explosive fires if there are enough of them or different type combined and some types of such fire are hard to stop, coz it is basically some amount of dynamite in them. In my country fireworks were not illegal till this year. So people used a long many also the type which cause hole in ground when set off. We had kids loosing eyes, nose, fists, adults with 3rd degree burns, fires of houses in lines, trees etc. This was not accident, just morons who used something completely wrong and luckily their own house payed the price..
That ankle video was absolutely beautiful and I will cherish it till the day I die.
I would have loved to be those cops at that moment. That was so satisfying lol
Oh man what a laugh. I needed this after a hard and tiring day. Not sure which clip I laughed the hardest at. The last one was a real hoot. Thanks for your compilation.
Nothing like some good instant karma for all those thieves/wannabe thieves
"Oh, my Busch Light is gone!!" LOL, that 's the one good thing to come from that fiasco! 😄
I remember accidentally leaving my headlights on when I went skiing. I got a push and coasted downhill until the engine caught. I never thought twice about it. Of course, that was pre-Facebook.
That ankle break was awesome
Yay new fact faction video!!!
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Dudeeeee wtf lol. How does that guy with the bank situation even do that… pulls it out and it slips out of his sweaty hands right over the counter.. wow
😂🤣the man in his garden was absolutely the best🤣😂🤣
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" To Ever Be Recorded " is quite the bold statement !
... " To Ever Have Been Recorded " could be plausible
Unless the "Bumbling Bandit" had gloves on his hands... he had thm all over that counter!? Can't the cops fingerprint it and possibly narrow the criminal down that way?
That's only useful if the guy's already in the system.
Dude in the end was truly a criminal mastermind
I'll never understand the thing with just leaving your goods there for anyone to take in USA... 5000 worth of medication in a box on a porch everyone has easy access to 😩
What other option do we have? We can’t take off work when we are expecting mail.
@@duzins Maybe pay for a PO Box (if possible).
@@Verosmom123 we could do that but I think most of us would rather not pay a monthly fee for mail. I see where you’re coming from though, there’s no way I would ship $5000 worth of medication and let it sit on my porch either. Good point.
That's why you always arrange to sign for it.
@@tiffanyeyoung1800 With Covid, that went out the window.
The man blowing up his back yard!!
LMAO!!
Where can I donate to the fund for that guys Busch Lite? 😂
You just want to see him do more dumb stuff lol
Anyone that stupid shouldn't be drinking.
My favorite part of the cockroach story is you can see a cockroach scurrying up the side walk after he blew up his yard.
Locking windows in and he should’ve never even been in that room you do interrogations in a room with no windows. That cop is an idiot and I don’t know how he’s on the lasted that long.
To be fair, I never would think that somebody jumps from that height in cuffs lol
I've seen some of these before but this was very good on the follow up! Great job!👍
12:00 why didn’t anyone tell him that you don’t need power to use the brakes or the steering wheel
He could have braked or steered but I get the impression common sense isn't that guys strong point
Don't think that he would've listened. Shouldn't even be allowed to drive again
Keep'em coming!
How was the guy escaping dumb on the cop? Windows are locked from the inside....🤔
Smart
Ted Bundy did similar after his first incarceration. Went out the window of a room where he was left alone. It’s dumb on the cop leaving a suspect alone in a room with windows.
@@HeidiSue60 I get that part. How he was narrating it was that it was dumb to leave him in a room without locking the windows first.
yeah i don't understand how he called the cop dumb for that.
You're right, the windows are locked from the inside, but you'd think in a police station they would be locked and the key taken away, so a suspect didn't have the opportunity to escape so easily
Why did that last guy jump kick the door on his way out?? 🤣🤣🤣
Videos like this are a great way to make you feel a little bit better about your own life 😏
6:15 he should’ve used kerosene instead of fucking gasoline. Not like it would’ve made much of a difference, they’re cockroaches not yellowjackets
Great videos! I appreciate the clear narration!
For people who have ring cameras for the packages also get a box for them to put it in (my family) we do it and never had a problem it helps hide them
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