"Through the gamification of self development, Strava addicts drown out the real world in digital praise and clapping emoji." This sounds funny, but taken out of context it could pass as normal modern philosophy. And that's why we love him.
Hi I am the guy in the white jacket (cream) if you’d like to continue to support my documentaries and help me set up a legal fund in case strava tries to sue me, you can support me on my buy me a coffee site it’s in the link in the description 👋🏻
Absolutely fantastic. The NPC line was wonderful. The effort you put in to get people to stop running and explain what you are doing must have been exhausting
Some video ideas: - people who jaywalk - pedestrians who follow traffic lights religiously - people who telephone like they own the venue - people who hold back sneezing
@@SystemParanoia Some bullshit in US. Americans can't get their heads around that there are other countries on this planet, and with different laws too.
@@SystemParanoia Crossing the road at any other point than clearly marked pedestrian crossings/traffic lights. Otherwise known as having situational awareness and somewhere to be :^)
It seems all the running away at the end of every video was a slow slow build up for this one, the perfect culmination, the perfect climax to years of work. Bravo mister
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind So it's a replacement for the selfies I send of my dog in the basket on my bicycle when I ride around town in the weekends? Interesting. It might even be more annoying than my puppy pictures. Sign me up! I won't have to come up with cute captions for the puppy pictures anymore. Truly a triumph of automation!
This randomly came up on my feed. Used to watch this guy. This is kind of hilarious. Never heard of 'Strava'. Our bold narrator is having to look for more and more niche stuff to feel superior to, and make sneering smartarse psychoanalytic comments about. Genuinely hilarious. How about 1973-1976 Beano Admirers next, wee man? The time is right and ripe! :p
It's not just a "simulacrum" or the "image of athleticism" when it's actual athleticism. Can't deny that the strava users are out there crushing it. All this simulacrum/alienation/neoliberalism etc. critique could be mirrored back to this UA-cam channel with 200k subscribers itself: A guy who has developed a formula how to generate views by sounding smart and using a nostalgic video filter. Capitalizing on his generally negative attitude towards life by selling it as some sort of cultural critique.
@@JackofCubes I didn't say it was not. There are many comedians who rely on cynicism, and he is using way too many buzzwords from his (supposed) sociology BA. May be that's what he should do: A video on the average sociologist.
@@JackofCubes If that's the vibe you get, fair enough. I get a different vibe as described. Again: I would applaud if he did a video on sociologists. I feel like his attitude would self-implode in that case.
My boi didn’t get a *speck of dirt on his all white fit. AND EVEN COMMITTED TO NOT EVEN **ONCE*** creasing those crisp, white, Air Force 1’s?? and in doing so, necessitating that goofy ass form of a jog 🤣 Not even a blade of grass rubbed against the shoes, which is commonly known to cause grass bleed to stain all-white shoes.
The start up to run at the beginning of every clip is killing me 😂
The way they make sure the camera is rolling and then start running 💀
I cannot unsee
Plz dont die
It keeps going and now I have tears in my eyes 😂
You think he doesn't know?
We don't see anybody chasing him in the end because they're opening the app to start a workout first
Couch to 5k is just a gateway drug to full blown strava addiction
that "slow down!!" cracked me up
i like when he yells at them.
"Through the gamification of self development, Strava addicts drown out the real world in digital praise and clapping emoji." This sounds funny, but taken out of context it could pass as normal modern philosophy. And that's why we love him.
Hi I am the guy in the white jacket (cream) if you’d like to continue to support my documentaries and help me set up a legal fund in case strava tries to sue me, you can support me on my buy me a coffee site it’s in the link in the description 👋🏻
(cream)
I bought your book - so that you could earn 0.01 € that way. ❤ (Minus taxes)
Hi I am the guy in the comments (cream)
What are they running from? (cream)
(Scream)
Speaking while running makes your voice sound like content aware scale version of you which absolutely cracks me
This joke is so incredibly niche it's hilarious
I absolutely do not get the word combo of "content aware scale version"
@@SumitRana-life314 Search it up lol
“Sociopathic cycle paths”. Magnificent.
Not a single bike, I think I got out of this one clean ;)
nice rail avatar dude
0:41 ?
Strava is the standard replacement addiction to slow down the mess we did during our 20s
"We" Nah fam, you're a drone who only speaks for yourself, remember that for your 30s.
@@r0br33r sorry. Correction: “the mess some of us did. But not @r0bt33r”.
@@SpaceChimesWe have a winner! 😂
what an inspiration. the outfits, commitment to the commitment, every shot, every beat. These strava addicts really give me a boost
every "SLOW DOWN!!!" has me cracking up.
Script was wonderful and tight
thank you!
thank you!
Wonderful and tight, like their calves 🦵🫦🤌
“A bit like a prisoner” 😂
“They’re driven…which doesn’t even make sense because they’re running everywhere”😂😂
Run Frankie run. It doesn’t count you didn’t put it on you watch
Absolutely fantastic. The NPC line was wonderful. The effort you put in to get people to stop running and explain what you are doing must have been exhausting
Some video ideas:
- people who jaywalk
- pedestrians who follow traffic lights religiously
- people who telephone like they own the venue
- people who hold back sneezing
phenomenal ideas
What's a jaywalk?
@@SystemParanoia Some bullshit in US. Americans can't get their heads around that there are other countries on this planet, and with different laws too.
I think climbers are overdue for a vid
@@SystemParanoia Crossing the road at any other point than clearly marked pedestrian crossings/traffic lights.
Otherwise known as having situational awareness and somewhere to be :^)
Never thought I’d see strava catching strays on this channel but the internet remains undefeated 😂
It seems all the running away at the end of every video was a slow slow build up for this one, the perfect culmination, the perfect climax to years of work. Bravo mister
*RECOVERING PROTESTANTS* so true - so funny
The fact you kept up with these stravas is entertaining on its own - bravo!
I wanna see the strava map trace from making this video
Franky lookin like a 6 year old wearing his dads shoes
Ok maybe my fav comment ever
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind
your form is impeccable🏃🤣🤣🤣🙏
frankie running looks like he's constantly hitting the griddy
This actually motivated me to go running after a gap of 3 months lmao
I love how he just starts running when he begins each scene
More rewarding and less challenging... like heroin. 😂😂 This was 3 minutes of brilliance!
That slowdown in the end run freaking killed me
Couldn't think of a more perfect setting for this than Battersea Park hahaha
I’ve watched three of this guy’s videos and he officially my favorite person now.
The cycling strava body count is real.
This sketch gives me vertigo
These just get better.
KOM = King Of the Meditation
"these recovering protestants" 🤣🤣🤣
Man's just absolotely nailed a good 60-70% of my coworkers with this one 🤣
i'm so glad this channel came up in my recommended
"wellness abuse" hahahaha i love that
Frankie got dem wicked overpronation! 🙂
I thought you were talking about Straya, (Australia).😊
I'm old, my hearing is off.
Please go after cross fit 🙏
Great Idea!!!
How dare you be so completely accurate?
I watched this content on my strava app to feel better about myself
I'm glad I'm too old to know what Strava is. Please don't reply to this comment to provide the definition.
strava is a fitness app that tracks your movements to prove to your NPC workmates that you leave the house on the weekend
the whole clip is an explanation 🤣🤷♂️
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind So it's a replacement for the selfies I send of my dog in the basket on my bicycle when I ride around town in the weekends? Interesting. It might even be more annoying than my puppy pictures. Sign me up!
I won't have to come up with cute captions for the puppy pictures anymore. Truly a triumph of automation!
@@somerandomnification No, the ones you take at least have a dog.
Hehhehe 😊
I understand that you don't need comments
But I got a giggle from your asking 😊
priceless content, contemporary anthropologist
Great job and top dedication to film this one 👍
He. Never. Misses
Dude, this channel is refreshing
Here is my activity for the day. I did a run in the park and got a flat white. 😊
Thanks for the quick catch-up on what fad the trendies are following this week. You keep me feeling young 😅
This randomly came up on my feed. Used to watch this guy. This is kind of hilarious. Never heard of 'Strava'. Our bold narrator is having to look for more and more niche stuff to feel superior to, and make sneering smartarse psychoanalytic comments about. Genuinely hilarious. How about 1973-1976 Beano Admirers next, wee man? The time is right and ripe! :p
At least its a positive addiction.
It’s the worst one there is, it hurts your knees
it's
Walking/biking > running
Skateboarding > running
@@user-ne9sd4ow1otrail running >>>>
You deserve a KOM for accuracy in this.
I don't use strava. I let people know I run by NEVER SHOWERING. That smell is the Stench Of Victory.
Thanks!
Hey!! very generous thanks so much, I’m gonna buy a Nokia flip phone with this
Literally scrolling Strava while watching this video. This video surely isn't about me
Strava addicts destroyed in record time. Bravo
as someone who tracks runs and walks on Strava, I felt this attack.
I was checking to see if I had any Strava notifications and got this instead lol
This is toooo funny 😂 sociopathic cycle paths
Unexpected Baudrillard. Nice.
Keep it up everyone who appeared in this video. You are doing great.
✅️ Kapow! Outstanding 😄
Not a bike in sight. I've just barely missed this one
Recognize Canary Wharf - hope you had a good time in London!
Thanks to both of you. You and the addicts!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly good analysis!
You should start a Meditations for the anxious mind Strava group tbh
Is there a Strava link to this run?
The autocaptions inexplicably spelling cycle "psycle"
i like the commitment, that gets a like from me.
I'm out of breath just watching this.
You should have run about three steps before starting to talk each time. That way, it wouldn't have looked like you were starting off in every clip.
OK. The golden age of strava for me was 2012-2017 with cycling and definitely not running.
50 miles a week here and good thing that I am too cheap for a Strava subscription 🦅
Him trying to run LOL
Ahahahahaha, this is comedy gold!
Battersea Park ❤
Denial is the name of a river in Egypt…
By the end he was running rings around them.
I got the KOM for the mile in my office.
These people are literally chasing fame, when they should be running away from their stress like the rest of us amateur athletes.
Perfection
Gettin pretty specific there big dogg dont 'run' too fast
Thanks
I was trying to work out was that Palmerston Park ,Stephen’s Green and the Liffey
Oh my god you’re the second person who has done this on this video, wow thank you!!! Do you want me to sing a song or anything?
Down by the Sally Gardens?
I don’t like Mondays?
Alliliú na gamhna?
Dude you could have paid for a month of strava with that
Strava actually means awesome in my language
This was kinda funny
Your run don’t count unless it’s posted on strava ! 😂
As someone did 73 miles today, I feel like this is targeting me 😂
It's not just a "simulacrum" or the "image of athleticism" when it's actual athleticism. Can't deny that the strava users are out there crushing it.
All this simulacrum/alienation/neoliberalism etc. critique could be mirrored back to this UA-cam channel with 200k subscribers itself: A guy who has developed a formula how to generate views by sounding smart and using a nostalgic video filter. Capitalizing on his generally negative attitude towards life by selling it as some sort of cultural critique.
hes a comedian silly this is all satire
@@JackofCubes I didn't say it was not. There are many comedians who rely on cynicism, and he is using way too many buzzwords from his (supposed) sociology BA. May be that's what he should do: A video on the average sociologist.
@@BeFr-vp7ot but its satire the buzzwords are the whole joke
@@JackofCubes If that's the vibe you get, fair enough. I get a different vibe as described. Again: I would applaud if he did a video on sociologists. I feel like his attitude would self-implode in that case.
The guy with the pink tee at 3:30 is wearing a different sock on each leg.
My boi didn’t get a *speck of dirt on his all white fit. AND EVEN COMMITTED TO NOT EVEN **ONCE*** creasing those crisp, white, Air Force 1’s?? and in doing so, necessitating that goofy ass form of a jog 🤣
Not even a blade of grass rubbed against the shoes, which is commonly known to cause grass bleed to stain all-white shoes.
"They wont walk, they'll run to the comment section."
Be honest do I send this to my Strava cousin
Was some of this shot in Battersea Park?
Dude i used to be a strava addict
1:05 that guy don't run
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Something more rewarding and less challenging.