GROWING UP IN AN AFRICAN HOUSEHOLD - BEATINGS, PUNISHMENTS (PART 1 )

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  • @sw6951
    @sw6951 7 років тому +5887

    There's no African child that has not tried to run away NONE!!😂😂

    • @marykamikazi9121
      @marykamikazi9121 7 років тому +392

      Mila Safe i'm African (Rwandese) and have never tried to run away... coz i know i'd get the shit beat out of me😂😂

    • @caffine3865
      @caffine3865 7 років тому +47

      Mary Kamikazi ME TOO😂😂

    • @emmanuela9220
      @emmanuela9220 7 років тому +223

      Mila Safe I haven't but I had the thought of running away

    • @mannyvlogz8291
      @mannyvlogz8291 7 років тому +207

      Enit, you always had that one bag you prepared to take with you

    • @pwettycoco1891
      @pwettycoco1891 7 років тому +84

      MannyVlogz it was a small silver bag....I even used to save up some money 😂😂😂😂

  • @toluwak
    @toluwak 7 років тому +4856

    the nap/sleep after you've cried was always so good because all your energy was gone and since you couldnt fight your parents you might as well not fight sleep either

    • @abis212
      @abis212 7 років тому +57

      Black Girl Magic ikr

    • @WhitneyUwandu
      @WhitneyUwandu 7 років тому +58

      Black Girl Magic HAHAHAHAHA

    • @444angelzz8
      @444angelzz8 7 років тому +83

      Black Girl Magic I used to go to sleep crying every night😂😂

    • @SM-bs8xt
      @SM-bs8xt 7 років тому +14

      Black Girl Magic ikr!!!!

    • @ashleymangana5182
      @ashleymangana5182 7 років тому +5

      yassss

  • @rihannaghanson7099
    @rihannaghanson7099 5 років тому +4925

    African parents favourite phrase: “DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MATE??”

  • @jwverse
    @jwverse 5 років тому +2829

    white ppl watching this thinking we got tortured when brown ppl relate looool

    • @Zara-oo9ui
      @Zara-oo9ui 5 років тому +227

      thandi mfula x but Fr tho being African is an Adventure 😂😂🇳🇬

    • @danceislife8005
      @danceislife8005 5 років тому +66

      chizaram ohadomere deadass tho 😂😂🇬🇭

    • @rubyfalana3214
      @rubyfalana3214 4 роки тому +14

      Too true

    • @lov3lils
      @lov3lils 4 роки тому +23

      chizaram ohadomere 😭😭😭 🇳🇬 sis said an adventure ddm

    • @DK-oc9ql
      @DK-oc9ql 3 роки тому +1

      Black history Month in the Uk, please check this out ua-cam.com/video/OYdgJg0hWEU/v-deo.html

  • @emmmnerissa
    @emmmnerissa 7 років тому +2928

    If*hit* you*hit* don't*hit*stop*hit*crying*hit* 😂💔

    • @theprissie11
      @theprissie11 7 років тому +237

      Emma Boakye Init!! Theyll be beating you and telling you to stop crying at the same time

    • @hairounaempress
      @hairounaempress 7 років тому +80

      Emma Boakye yes lol man I swear my days at home in the Caribbean would be treasured memories lol no wonder we are such fast runners 😂😂

    • @emmmnerissa
      @emmmnerissa 7 років тому +52

      Omg typical African parent move or they will be like stop crying after they just beat you 😂😭

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 7 років тому +84

      Omg this is the truth, Just after a beating my mum was always like 'Why are you crying' or 'Why do you have "that face"'

    • @shakeraaxo6688
      @shakeraaxo6688 7 років тому

      Jp.Girl b

  • @stacybafour8867
    @stacybafour8867 7 років тому +2485

    When you get money and your parents say " i will save it for you" 😂😂😂 and until now you don't know where that money is.

    • @midmylo1738
      @midmylo1738 5 років тому +16

      Stacy Bafour ikr

    • @moodyprincessxo_758
      @moodyprincessxo_758 5 років тому +14

      Stacy Bafour ghee I would have bare p’s bur nah

    • @Raya_rpg
      @Raya_rpg 4 роки тому +44

      But like you ask them about the money then they say something like "What money I dont know what you are talking about now."

    • @abigailmarughu3403
      @abigailmarughu3403 4 роки тому +16

      I swear never knew this would happen to me but it actually did then she will say all the milk I gave you nko did you pay me meanwhile she tells me I didn't like to suck☹️

    • @0o0_27
      @0o0_27 4 роки тому +3

      Aiyo I lost 3k like that

  • @C.O-EDITS
    @C.O-EDITS 4 роки тому +2032

    Idc every African has a second fridge/freeza at home😂🇺🇬

  • @mspcuties9373
    @mspcuties9373 7 років тому +2977

    My mum was gonna whip me so I ran, I never knew my mum could run that fast. 😂😂

    • @njomtherealest1460
      @njomtherealest1460 5 років тому +228

      HAHAHAHAH
      She might as well just compete in the 2019 Olympics 😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Goldenxbih
      @Goldenxbih 5 років тому +62

      I SWEAR I WET MYSELF

    • @zazabami6789
      @zazabami6789 5 років тому +25

      😂😂😂😂

    • @stellarose8186
      @stellarose8186 5 років тому +55

      MSP cutie's exactly. I tried to do it many times and my mum looks like a person who can’t run tbh she’s pretty slow but when she’s chasing me she’s fast as well

    • @AdjoaSlay
      @AdjoaSlay 5 років тому +12

      MSP cutie's 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ImadeSamantha
    @ImadeSamantha 7 років тому +2477

    It's crazy how no matter where we live, African parents wahala is THE SAMMEE 😂😂

    • @RisRis45
      @RisRis45 7 років тому +20

      ImadeSamantha the saaaaame 😂😂

    • @junemuch5650
      @junemuch5650 7 років тому +1

      ImadeSamantha
      not true

    • @444angelzz8
      @444angelzz8 7 років тому +5

      ImadeSamantha Ikr😂

    • @laurenxx7431
      @laurenxx7431 7 років тому +3

      ImadeSamantha wahala??? tf

    • @CAlero-ef6eo
      @CAlero-ef6eo 7 років тому +57

      Wahala means trouble..

  • @ntimakm3606
    @ntimakm3606 7 років тому +4380

    Every african Parent after they beat you : Why are you cyring did i touch you?? did i beat you ??

  • @mariah8855
    @mariah8855 5 років тому +1625

    So all Africans were low key raised in the same house 🤦🏾‍♀️😂🇨🇩

    • @Claudiaaa.7
      @Claudiaaa.7 4 роки тому +22

      Mariah • Congo gang🇨🇩✌🏾

    • @moebelle4591
      @moebelle4591 4 роки тому +2

      you're arrested for first-degree clownery luv wtf

    • @ScarlettEPeach
      @ScarlettEPeach 4 роки тому +8

      Congo! Yay! I was born in Kinshasa and raised there till I came here 5years ago, what part of the Congo do you come from?

    • @glom1474
      @glom1474 4 роки тому +8

      Congolese 🇨🇩

    • @ScarlettEPeach
      @ScarlettEPeach 4 роки тому +7

      @@glom1474 Congolese too🙂🇨🇩

  • @Chi_Ch1
    @Chi_Ch1 6 років тому +2246

    The fact that I've went through all these and I'm only 13 is the sad thing. 😢😂😂😂

    • @odetteosayande2403
      @odetteosayande2403 6 років тому +49

      #proudtobeblack me toooooo and I am 13 too

    • @fartun7815
      @fartun7815 6 років тому +65

      #proudtobeblack Same here sis I’m 14

    • @himonica3469
      @himonica3469 6 років тому +38

      #proudtobeblack same but we both survived

    • @joanitas8503
      @joanitas8503 6 років тому +35

      #proudtobeblack Im 11.....

    • @scholanjoku8753
      @scholanjoku8753 6 років тому +27

      Have gone through this but im 10

  • @maniamelino726
    @maniamelino726 7 років тому +2707

    I Love the fact that even all of u are from different parts of africa...all of u can relate as if all of u are from the Same country #africaonelove❤️🔥🇨🇩🇦🇴🇹🇬🇬🇳🇬🇼🇨🇬🇳🇬

  • @BelleMichelle
    @BelleMichelle 7 років тому +3919

    This just shows that no mater what country you're from, African parents are the same 😂😂😂.

    • @laurenxx7431
      @laurenxx7431 7 років тому +7

      Belle Michelle not really

    • @loveboat6347
      @loveboat6347 7 років тому +112

      LaurenXx why are you so pressed this is like the 3rd time you comment that when someone states their opinion

    • @laurenxx7431
      @laurenxx7431 7 років тому +11

      love boat its true not all Africans are the same and it was the 2nd

    • @deliadances9733
      @deliadances9733 7 років тому +109

      it's just a majority. And it's tbh its all banter, why you in your feelings 😂😂

    • @laurenxx7431
      @laurenxx7431 7 років тому +1

      whítnєчхduвє yyy am not lol

  • @daughterchild1254
    @daughterchild1254 5 років тому +192

    "I dont wan muffin, stop beatin me" 😩😩😩💀💀💀💀

  • @muskaanshazad9772
    @muskaanshazad9772 5 років тому +268

    I love how we are laughing now but back then we weren't 😂😂😂

    • @tori-gp9um
      @tori-gp9um 3 роки тому +4

      Fr!!

    • @onyekachi3748
      @onyekachi3748 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @mufaro1988
      @mufaro1988 2 роки тому +10

      I’m convinced it’s a trauma response 😭

    • @JulieSevelson-nb9nj
      @JulieSevelson-nb9nj Рік тому +4

      @@mufaro1988 You're so right about that ! It was/ is do painful that it's a kind of coping mechanism, but one must get rid of the trauma as a goal, so that it's not repeated. America has a huge issue with it. Nothing funny about it.

  • @iamemmanuela
    @iamemmanuela 7 років тому +1615

    Do you know how funny nehi is, I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @nofrauds9948
      @nofrauds9948 7 років тому +11

      Emma Aliie

    • @Rose03213
      @Rose03213 7 років тому +1

      Emma i

    • @nellywenslance3828
      @nellywenslance3828 7 років тому +23

      especially on his short story about childline .... i just died

    • @SamLPierre
      @SamLPierre 7 років тому +6

      Emma he's my favorite 😂😂😂😂

    • @amaragrace94
      @amaragrace94 7 років тому +6

      Emma he is too funny. he was my fav

  • @donikex7808
    @donikex7808 7 років тому +686

    when you block the slap and your mum tells everyone you tried to kill her😂😂😂

    • @ajovie2705
      @ajovie2705 3 роки тому +74

      Literally my mum . She had to take my big brother from Ghana to Togo to be given to our dad all because he blocked her from slapping him. It’s dramatic and real trust me.

    • @faithgeorge9152
      @faithgeorge9152 3 роки тому +8

      Family meeting!

    • @piangotv3126
      @piangotv3126 3 роки тому +5

      Jesus!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 So true

    • @nchimunyamusakabantu7039
      @nchimunyamusakabantu7039 3 роки тому +50

      My husband blocked his mum, the next day they brought an apostle to pray for him.

    • @LMAAAAYOOO
      @LMAAAAYOOO 3 роки тому +18

      This is real. Then they call your aunty and start lying on you smh

  • @mercedesobeng6782
    @mercedesobeng6782 5 років тому +310

    It’s the “I brought you into this world I can take you right back out” that African parent comment was the signal to knowing you were finished 😂

  • @cm907
    @cm907 6 років тому +390

    I love how Nehi always has stories 😂😂😂😂

  • @sueazi940
    @sueazi940 7 років тому +2176

    Nehi was so triggered throughout this enter video man😂😂😂

    • @tartoratoator
      @tartoratoator 4 роки тому +12

      Sue Azi Godddd I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gracesmoodsandplaylists2987
      @gracesmoodsandplaylists2987 4 роки тому +29

      Sue Azi PTSD bruuvvvvv. We Nigerians don’t find it easy

    • @lavender1653
      @lavender1653 3 роки тому +8

      Its traumatizing 😔

    • @JulieSevelson-nb9nj
      @JulieSevelson-nb9nj Рік тому +3

      @@lavender1653 Yes ! It sure is. Just like in America, people joke about abuse as a way to cope with it. The thing is to eliminate it for good !! On BOTH sides of the Atlantic.

  • @kitana9223
    @kitana9223 7 років тому +1672

    the worst was when you had enough of the beatings and try to block it, but all you would hear is "EH SO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME??" 💀

    • @stephenlarbi4608
      @stephenlarbi4608 6 років тому +3

      Katherine James savage lolo

    • @fejiroagbeyi1122
      @fejiroagbeyi1122 6 років тому +3

      Katherine James yessss.

    • @fartun7815
      @fartun7815 6 років тому +3

      Katherine James Yuppp

    • @sancbom2255
      @sancbom2255 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yeah

    • @jooniesqueen6887
      @jooniesqueen6887 6 років тому +23

      Preach it 😂😂😂😂 was the worse too cause they go in 💀💀😂

  • @sanyalenan6413
    @sanyalenan6413 7 років тому +255

    «Fatha Lord, whateva is in this food, I reject it in the name of Jesus » 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I almost died and I'm in the public transportation right now

  • @wavy_bx5032
    @wavy_bx5032 7 років тому +403

    when your forced to meet your aunties and uncles I'm dead 😂😂💀💀

  • @maggiemungai4961
    @maggiemungai4961 7 років тому +661

    when you pack your bags to leave but you just enter your bed and cry yourself to sleep

    • @dty123
      @dty123 7 років тому +8

      Maggie Mungai omg 😭

    • @Ade_357
      @Ade_357 6 років тому +8

      I bust out with laughter when I saw this, i can deffo relate. (packed my bags as if i had anywhere to go)

  • @APPLEonSTEROIDS
    @APPLEonSTEROIDS 7 років тому +640

    Wowu them ones when you feel big enough to block the slap o! Next thing you hear "so you want to kill me?" lmaoo

    • @93queenv
      @93queenv 7 років тому +39

      Jojo so true!i suffered from that a lot .😂😂😂 African Parents so dramatic

    • @kirky3051
      @kirky3051 7 років тому +69

      Jojo yes growing up in Jamaica you'd hear "a fight yuh waaa fight mi ?!" And then they'd tell the whole family how you tried to fight them off.

    • @mannyvlogz8291
      @mannyvlogz8291 7 років тому +21

      Jojo, chai you know them ones when you be watching a bit to much karate kid

    • @natalieawour3474
      @natalieawour3474 7 років тому +38

      Jojo
      I swear lol
      I tried that
      Could have sworn I slept in a police cell for attempted murder

    • @somto2888
      @somto2888 7 років тому +26

      Jojo sometimes wen ur parents slap u it's so fast u don't even know what's happened so your just there looking so confused

  • @Beretboytoy
    @Beretboytoy 6 років тому +237

    Eh, Nehi suffered sha!

  • @Official.beckss7
    @Official.beckss7 2 роки тому +46

    Still laugh at this video 5years later 🤣🤣!

  • @Lookingoutofboredom
    @Lookingoutofboredom 7 років тому +741

    The time I got really late, all the lights were off and I thought I could slowly sneak in.. when I opened the door my mum was hiding behind the door and grabbed me from behind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i was deaaddddd

    • @gaohemaa9626
      @gaohemaa9626 5 років тому +24

      Yooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @queentia3133
      @queentia3133 5 років тому +9

      Lmaoooo crazy

    • @NiKKey411
      @NiKKey411 4 роки тому +24

      that reminds me one night i snuck out the house to go to the club and my friends were coming to pick me up. I changed my mind an snuck back in the house. I was too successful, nothing good can come of it. I had guilty nightmares for 3 days even though i didnt get caught 😂😂

    • @toluk1258
      @toluk1258 4 роки тому +4

      Madddddddddd😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kash5744
    @kash5744 7 років тому +820

    Ngl the sleep after the beatings were PEEENG 😂

  • @cindyy7703
    @cindyy7703 2 роки тому +112

    It’s a tradition to rewatch Nella’s group videos 🤣🤣

  • @mercedesunicorn7683
    @mercedesunicorn7683 6 років тому +160

    When I was little the scariest sound was the jingle of the BELT!!!

  • @frankiiepepper
    @frankiiepepper 7 років тому +1536

    Mothers were the official roadman scammers "let me hold that for you" I know that's were that phrase came from every time you received money from family "don't worry I'll keep it for you" I would pray so hard that I would get it back, we are now in 2017 I shouldJust forget it lol

    • @kushinaa1XD
      @kushinaa1XD 6 років тому +10

      Nubian Coco soos soo true😭😂😂😂

    • @Chi_Ch1
      @Chi_Ch1 6 років тому +32

      5 years later I still don't have my 5000 naira back.

    • @anthony_islit8188
      @anthony_islit8188 6 років тому +7

      Y is this my life?
      My mum took my 40k I was like GIVE IT BACK
      But I couldn't tell her lol

    • @LexiiLouxo
      @LexiiLouxo 6 років тому +13

      I'm 22 years old now and I'm still waiting on money my dad's been "holding" since I was 12 😂😂😂

    • @jonxll
      @jonxll 6 років тому +11

      lmaoo this is so true my mom would be like “you’ll loose it so i’ll hold it to you” smh i never got my money back

  • @xoxoxozahra
    @xoxoxozahra 7 років тому +1448

    Can we give a round of applause to the Nigerians they went through something else entirely

    • @totoomokri6413
      @totoomokri6413 7 років тому +114

      cin praying for my fellow Yoruba children🇳🇬

    • @uhhmmkay6095
      @uhhmmkay6095 7 років тому +52

      cin nah fam my mum used to threaten to wash me with chilli ....she ended up doing it

    • @HereForFun98
      @HereForFun98 7 років тому +3

      yes very true.

    • @knightdeborah8662
      @knightdeborah8662 7 років тому +9

      Chili in all my body holes that is Like fire

    • @olug6231
      @olug6231 7 років тому

      cin 😭😭😭

  • @stellarose8186
    @stellarose8186 5 років тому +64

    “She shouted at us”
    lol that’s my mum’s normal talking tone

  • @joyagboola3708
    @joyagboola3708 6 років тому +226

    Nigeria gang gang🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🙌🙌🙌

    • @ninobrown8769
      @ninobrown8769 4 роки тому +2

      🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

    • @beautyeguabor1446
      @beautyeguabor1446 4 роки тому +2

      🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬💕🍬

    • @amara4259
      @amara4259 3 роки тому +1

      🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

    • @kenziestv6934
      @kenziestv6934 3 роки тому

      🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

  • @natalie6834
    @natalie6834 7 років тому +259

    "this guy can not be my dad" I'm goneeee

  • @Ella-yd4re
    @Ella-yd4re 7 років тому +380

    Let me make this clear. Africans NEVER start or finish on time ever 😂😂😂😂

    • @evelyn_uchiha
      @evelyn_uchiha 5 років тому +2

      Ella C Mich NEVER

    • @sophiaawosika8258
      @sophiaawosika8258 5 років тому +3

      That's actually very much wrong periodt. ..just a stupid stereotype...and I am Nigerien with Nigerien parents and my family is very much punctual. Stop with your racial and stereotypical opinions.

    • @pepperonipimples5987
      @pepperonipimples5987 5 років тому +9

      @@sophiaawosika8258 ITS NOT THO HAVE YOU BEEN TO A NIGERIAN WEDDING-

    • @aderinvanessa3376
      @aderinvanessa3376 5 років тому

      amen to that 😂❗️

    • @stellarose8186
      @stellarose8186 5 років тому

      Ella C Mich NEVER

  • @JotaroKUJO-qh9qx
    @JotaroKUJO-qh9qx 7 років тому +254

    you man are forgetting one punishment, " OYA COME HERE, FROG JUMPS"

  • @Dark-sy6ou
    @Dark-sy6ou 4 роки тому +57

    African parents like to us the phrase: *Do you want to give me Hypertension* But they sound like they are saying apatension

  • @LadyChigo
    @LadyChigo 7 років тому +1021

    No African parents that see you sleeping in YOUR HOLIDAY and will let you sleep in peace😅😂😓...
    Ohh on less the give you more that 10 chores 😤😒😭

    • @Vintagee858
      @Vintagee858 6 років тому +5

      Goodness Ukadike IKR chores galore! Actually chores sadness.

    • @lindaasante3466
      @lindaasante3466 5 років тому +1

      so true😂

    • @Jessica-ib8ri
      @Jessica-ib8ri 4 роки тому

      Goodness Ukadike thank you 😤😠😔😣 so annoying ahhh

    • @tanna9077
      @tanna9077 4 роки тому

      We have the same last name😂😅

  • @chimmyuko366
    @chimmyuko366 7 років тому +166

    “Keep your muffin. Stop beating me."😂😂😂😂😂😂bruh for real

  • @erikafrancois5196
    @erikafrancois5196 5 років тому +46

    "He's a short Ghanian brief case" had me rollinggg

  • @susuehi4957
    @susuehi4957 7 років тому +547

    Nigeria 🇳🇬🇳🇬!!

    • @olamide6513
      @olamide6513 6 років тому +14

      Susu Ehi ayeeeeeeeeeee🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬❤

    • @activedevice3362
      @activedevice3362 5 років тому +15

      Aye, Nigeria🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

    • @blxss18
      @blxss18 5 років тому +11

      Lets goooo Nigeria 🇳🇬

    • @Adaobieistyping
      @Adaobieistyping 5 років тому +9

      🇳🇬🇳🇬

    • @princessodimmegwa8111
      @princessodimmegwa8111 5 років тому +8

      Leggo Naija🙌🏽🙌🏽👌🏾

  • @tanyanyakubaya2064
    @tanyanyakubaya2064 7 років тому +347

    "One time yeah me and my sister actually got shouted at" I'm acc dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @vblockcity0505
      @vblockcity0505 7 років тому +4

      Tanya Nyakubaya alie 😂😂 jamaicans r lucky

    • @sarasaparilla2559
      @sarasaparilla2559 6 років тому +4

      LOOOL we are not, I used to get licksss with everything omh

  • @georgettequaye9580
    @georgettequaye9580 7 років тому +824

    I once tried to run away once I had packed my suitcase and was ready but I was too scared and decided not to

    • @kimmycorneh902
      @kimmycorneh902 6 років тому +5

      Georgette Quaye same

    • @nathanbwalya2862
      @nathanbwalya2862 6 років тому +3

      Trusss me

    • @shantaeboothe
      @shantaeboothe 6 років тому +2

      Same you know

    • @kendrad7652
      @kendrad7652 6 років тому +52

      LMAO i did that when I was 7. Told my dad I was going to my other dad's (my god father) house. 😂😂😂 my dad said ok. He even brought down my suitcase from the shelf and help me pack. 😂😂😂😂 I didn't go. I didn't know the address and my dad said he wasn't taking me my other father come get me. 😂😂😂

    • @njomtherealest1460
      @njomtherealest1460 5 років тому +6

      @@kendrad7652 omg HAHAHAH!!😂 RELATE

  • @mariahsneed5285
    @mariahsneed5285 5 років тому +71

    I'm Black American and can relate to alllll of this🤣🤣🤣 I grew up in the South!! When we acted up in church or at school my mom would having a saying and we knew we were in big trouble. She would say "give your soul to Jesus,because you Butt belongs to me" or another one was " Your tail is grass and I'm the lawn mower" that usually resulted in us going outside picking a switch off the tree and then made to strip to nothing but our T-shirt and Underware And don't dare move because now that's 2 more licks. My sister who was the oldest use to put on double clothing items so my mom go hip to it and start making us strip. I have so many stories lol but we grew up to be well rounded respectful and successful so I don't hate anything my mom did.

  • @stellarose8186
    @stellarose8186 5 років тому +134

    When my mum beats me she insults me for about 1hour then comes to my room to beat me even more
    Then the day after she acts like nothing happened yesterday

    • @enomfonasuquo5454
      @enomfonasuquo5454 4 роки тому +17

      LISTEN!! My mom will yell at me and beat me then ask me to make food next thing.

    • @aliew362
      @aliew362 4 роки тому +2

      omg my mom does the same thing she likes to talk to me right after she beats me.

  • @simphiwendlovu1773
    @simphiwendlovu1773 7 років тому +231

    You were not allowed to cry that was what made it worse

  • @Blacksilence24
    @Blacksilence24 7 років тому +1107

    When i got money from uncles and aunties my parents said 'we will use it to go magdonnas'
    MAGDONA KEH
    GHEE DID I EVEN GO

    • @yeyeakin5278
      @yeyeakin5278 6 років тому +18

      Osy 24s on my, u is funny gurl magdonnas, I can relate

    • @user-np7fb2og4e
      @user-np7fb2og4e 6 років тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eniola4201
      @eniola4201 5 років тому +4

      LOOOL

    • @abdifatahabdulahi3997
      @abdifatahabdulahi3997 5 років тому

      u dont spell Macdonalds like that clapped boy

    • @eniola4201
      @eniola4201 5 років тому +73

      Abdifatah Abdulahi it’s been spelt like that to imitate a strong Nigerian accent. Relax

  • @natsumiagoro4602
    @natsumiagoro4602 6 років тому +127

    my man said 'at the end of the day u gotta beat ur yutes so they're patterned' my gooosh nehi is maad

  • @oldtalez9412
    @oldtalez9412 Рік тому +11

    Coming back to this gem

  • @97mscancer
    @97mscancer 7 років тому +423

    Black ppl are some beautiful ass humans 😍 omg #melanin

  • @PamelaPam
    @PamelaPam 7 років тому +437

    Anytime i cried my mom was always like 'have i beat you yet? why are you now crying' when the sobbing doesn't stop she'll be like 'if i hear pim u go hear ween'.
    i always thought my mom wasn't my mom at some of this occasions

    • @its_tobi0130
      @its_tobi0130 6 років тому +8

      The Real Mela omdssssss I had the same exact experience with my mum. « you go hear weeeeeeen »😂😂😂😅

    • @dorisyehoah1936
      @dorisyehoah1936 6 років тому

      That is so true

    • @angelmaduegbuna7389
      @angelmaduegbuna7389 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤩thissss oneeee

    • @Claudiaaa.7
      @Claudiaaa.7 4 роки тому

      The Real Mela I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EB-fb2sv
      @EB-fb2sv 4 роки тому +3

      My mum’s like “ I will give you a reason to cry”

  • @tonyjoney8336
    @tonyjoney8336 6 років тому +145

    I'm from South Sudan and the thing I hated the most is when I got in trouble and they made me put my hands up in the air for 1-2 hours

    • @user-ep4jo1ev3j
      @user-ep4jo1ev3j 5 років тому +9

      Lol I'm Nigeiran and my mum made me do that too. If my hand even dropped I would be beaten 🤣🤣

    • @brtz1460
      @brtz1460 4 роки тому +3

      Im from Dr Congo and I hated that too, it always made me cry

    • @aliew362
      @aliew362 4 роки тому +1

      i’m south sudanese too and yo my parents did the same thing to me 😭🇸🇸

    • @Usthereout
      @Usthereout 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-ep4jo1ev3j I'm nigerian too, but I only got whooped. Not military training 😂

    • @user-ep4jo1ev3j
      @user-ep4jo1ev3j 3 роки тому +1

      @@Usthereout i got everything

  • @ch1ld0490d
    @ch1ld0490d 4 роки тому +103

    9:15
    **listen to how normal a cough was back then**

  • @elisabethpoatypoaty5972
    @elisabethpoatypoaty5972 7 років тому +772

    My mum would be like " why are you crying, did I touch you? I will give you something to cry about!" At that point you had to shut your mouth. 😂🇨🇩

    • @ahouakader5118
      @ahouakader5118 6 років тому +3

      Rihanna Xx I can totally relate

    • @mingiloverbot
      @mingiloverbot 6 років тому +30

      ‘i will give you something to cry about’ i felt this in my soul omgggg😂😂

    • @ghiblifiend
      @ghiblifiend 6 років тому +2

      Omfg saaaaame 😂😂

    • @fartun7815
      @fartun7815 6 років тому

      Rihanna Xx SAMEEEEE

    • @kjade9367
      @kjade9367 6 років тому

      Rihanna Xx O YEBIII

  • @tendss
    @tendss 7 років тому +200

    I feel Nehi's pain 😂😂 my mum would be like call social services go on report me😭

  • @genevieveantwi4244
    @genevieveantwi4244 6 років тому +97

    I swear I watched this video like 5 times and it's still has me rolling. Y'all should talk about Halloween cuz that was an issue in my house😂😂😂

    • @irenakyo
      @irenakyo 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @treasureajagbe6592
      @treasureajagbe6592 3 роки тому +7

      "Halloween ke? So we are praying for you day and night you want me to allow you to worship satan? God forbid" We'd have a 'hallelujah party' instead😂
      I remember my mum actually let me go trick or treating once, and then when I got home with my bag of sweets she threw them all away while praying. She said the sweets were a point of contact for every spirit of the devil "As I am pouring these sweets out, so shall every demonic spirit be poured out into hell in the name of Jesus" I cried 😭

    • @yuwenseunie9075
      @yuwenseunie9075 2 роки тому

      @@treasureajagbe6592 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tayouriri7415
      @tayouriri7415 Рік тому

      @@treasureajagbe6592 😅🤣

  • @PrincessKOsei
    @PrincessKOsei 3 роки тому +45

    Why do African parents say "DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MATE" after saying "MY FRIEND"

  • @Rachel-xv4fy
    @Rachel-xv4fy 7 років тому +388

    I'm from Ghana 🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭 but love all my Africans ✌🏿 one continent one love ❤️

    • @Julia_M-S
      @Julia_M-S 6 років тому +5

      Rachel T amen 🇦🇴🇦🇴

    • @korkorocansey
      @korkorocansey 6 років тому +4

      Ghanaian too🙌

    • @rosesandbaking
      @rosesandbaking 6 років тому +3

      AYEEEE 🇬🇭 IM RACHEL ASWELL 🙂

    • @rosaandaimeesvlogs3507
      @rosaandaimeesvlogs3507 6 років тому +3

      Rachel T I’m half Ghanaian 💗

    • @jae9647
      @jae9647 6 років тому +4

      Proud Ghanaian ❤️😍🍾🇬🇭 All Africans are representing rn 🙌🏾 Look how far we've come doeeee 🇬🇭❣🍾 #AfricanAndProud

  • @sanam3881
    @sanam3881 7 років тому +1540

    JOSIAH IS SUCH A SNACK JEZAAAZ CHRIST 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @ttp...1
      @ttp...1 7 років тому +2

      Maya S his mine

    • @favor7258
      @favor7258 7 років тому +3

      FUCK YES, MAD STARIN'

    • @melxo08
      @melxo08 7 років тому +57

      🇳🇬Nigerians are peng

    • @Love25648
      @Love25648 7 років тому +74

      Nigerian women are blessed with the hottest men

    • @bluesaff
      @bluesaff 7 років тому +13

      Maya S www.gofundme.com/josiah-hyacinth

  • @evodieM
    @evodieM 5 років тому +68

    I can’t believe it’s been 2 years already 😩 I miss these kinda videos and all your friends 💕

  • @RivyO
    @RivyO 7 років тому +114

    at least we have something that unites us, african punishments

  • @kesienaujeyah
    @kesienaujeyah 7 років тому +95

    You can accept money but not food lmaoooo

    • @chickensalad5591
      @chickensalad5591 7 років тому

      Kesiena Ujeyah omg yasss so relateable😂😂

  • @AbigailDK
    @AbigailDK 7 років тому +497

    Nahhhh the main one was when my mum would say "If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about"! This video is too jokes though 😂 hella relatable. And I have the same child line story as Nehi 😂😂😂

    • @lelaa807
      @lelaa807 7 років тому +2

      Abigail DK ha ha my mum did this but did it in the a rhythm lol if you don't stop crying I'll give you something g to cry about or do you want more lol

    • @AbigailDK
      @AbigailDK 7 років тому +3

      midget gem Yeahh for real man 😂

    • @Glitzzystar
      @Glitzzystar 7 років тому +1

      yesss 😂😂

    • @Lookingoutofboredom
      @Lookingoutofboredom 7 років тому +8

      Yaaaassssss😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 or "ssssssuuuu🙅🏾have i touched you!!!!????"

    • @notdebby920
      @notdebby920 6 років тому

      Abigail DK that is the same phrase my dad always said

  • @emmanuelahmupemba5888
    @emmanuelahmupemba5888 5 років тому +43

    Me : I'll report you to the police
    Maman: It's fine call them I'll go to jail and when I come out I'll come fetch you again😂😂😂😂🇨🇩

  • @purrfectpb8466
    @purrfectpb8466 6 років тому +557

    Where are my GHANIANS at!🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭😂❤️

  • @cynthiapetit-homme5788
    @cynthiapetit-homme5788 7 років тому +314

    We need some IG names effective immediately 😂👀

  • @AnjolaoluwaAwe
    @AnjolaoluwaAwe 7 років тому +1276

    I can always come here for laughs 😂

    • @kunbi9042
      @kunbi9042 6 років тому +5

      Studious Student lol...same

  • @nnekachidi9092
    @nnekachidi9092 6 років тому +99

    I’m from Nigeria 🇳🇬

  • @joaofaria3966
    @joaofaria3966 7 років тому +33

    If I cried my father would give me a death stare and my tear would practically go back into my eye 😂

  • @aoskoko2977
    @aoskoko2977 7 років тому +168

    You can tell this video was too soon for Nehi LOOOOOOOOL - "it's time to wake uuuup" I'm dead!

    • @amaragrace94
      @amaragrace94 7 років тому

      A O S Koko that was my favorite part too 😂😂😂 Nehi had me dying

  • @michellegove
    @michellegove 7 років тому +229

    Am I the I only one who wants to give Nehee (don't know how you spell it) a hug?? He seems proper hurt to this day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @candeezi
      @candeezi 6 років тому +6

      Michelle Gove It's Nehi. He's got got a UA-cam Channel now called NehiTalks

  • @feyisayoshittu7975
    @feyisayoshittu7975 5 років тому +39

    This is one that used to be said all the time” do not embarrass me in this United Kingdom

  • @gomolemomogau4622
    @gomolemomogau4622 5 років тому +27

    We should get medals for growing up african😂😂😂

  • @officialchinz
    @officialchinz 7 років тому +385

    "Congolese people do the cheek ting" then he just questions life LOOOOOOOL

    • @swiftsqueeze977
      @swiftsqueeze977 6 років тому +9

      Or them uncles that do the headbut greet

    • @kunt9670
      @kunt9670 6 років тому

      Swift Squeeze swear😂😂😂

    • @Maceio360
      @Maceio360 6 років тому +2

      Swift Squeeze YES my days the headbutt ting

    • @chriskikko-no3jp
      @chriskikko-no3jp 6 років тому

      The yamma

  • @africanchild2618
    @africanchild2618 7 років тому +143

    Hey you guys forgot to mention that when a kissing scene starts in a movie and your parents (usually mom) is there we pretend we are not paying attention. We try to distract ourselves with anything. I had a baby sister and when any kissing scene came i would pretend as if my sister was about destroying something😂😂 I'm was a bad child.

    • @GloriaAsamoah-mp3gf
      @GloriaAsamoah-mp3gf 5 років тому

      African Child whenever there’s a kissing scene in them nollywood movies

  • @lolhello9311
    @lolhello9311 7 років тому +33

    ZWA-MA!🔥😍😘LETS GO CONGOOOOOO! 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇬🇨🇬😍Soz y'all; just being proud of my country (you should too)!

    • @joelsola4282
      @joelsola4282 4 роки тому +2

      I subscribe. Can you subscribe back thanks.

  • @Debbyreagan
    @Debbyreagan 7 років тому +33

    lol the one about accepting food 😂😂 my mum would be like yes take, eat the food but with her eyes she's really saying if you take that food ehn what i would do to you 😂😂😂

  • @afuaaidoo2763
    @afuaaidoo2763 7 років тому +572

    just watched all parts...😂😂😂...feels like we were in the same house...llaawwdd haff mercy..we are survivors

  • @Enam
    @Enam 7 років тому +78

    "Do you want muffin?" 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @anotherblackgrl2157
    @anotherblackgrl2157 Рік тому +9

    What a time to be alive😭😭😭

  • @User74z13
    @User74z13 6 років тому +6

    I love how relatable this is I’m just ACCURATE!!

  • @Fumi_lola
    @Fumi_lola 7 років тому +125

    In already in love with all the african culture in this video. 😍😍😍😍😍. Shoutout to all Nigerians 🇳🇬

  • @HerMusicOnline
    @HerMusicOnline 7 років тому +269

    Me and my sister were CRYING of laughter at this video. I kept having to pause it because it brought back too many memories😂😂❤️ Yes the African culture may seem too strict at times but it shaped most of us into humble and respectful people.

  • @Kissofdeath207
    @Kissofdeath207 7 років тому +8

    Your editing is one of the reasons these videos are so good and funny, the continuations and how person kinda finishes the other is great

  • @raymukenyi
    @raymukenyi 6 років тому +88

    this is so nice.... I laughed my heart out 😂😂😂😂😂....the guy on the side so silent 😕😕😕..

    • @User74z13
      @User74z13 6 років тому +6

      ray mu.kenyi coz he’s from Jamaica and it’s growing up af so idk why he’s there

    • @rissa8094
      @rissa8094 6 років тому +9

      Z. Slays Caribbean and Africans semi go through the same stuff. But going to parties is different and other stuff but we do have a lot in common

    • @User74z13
      @User74z13 6 років тому +1

      rissie for life I get what you mean buh still 🤣🤣 I totally understand tho NO SHADE BTW

  • @jackiejacksful
    @jackiejacksful 7 років тому +128

    lmao...when he said 'Father,Lord whatever was in that food". Growing up in an African household is one big adventure. Thanks for sharing

  • @israibrahim8537
    @israibrahim8537 7 років тому +66

    the death stare was the scariest

  • @deanfkaseuss
    @deanfkaseuss 5 років тому +3

    As funny and entertaining as this video is, I'm holding back tears of sorrow. It brings back so many memories from childhood and visiting Ghana, I miss home. Thank you for sharing this.

  • @tizamulambya
    @tizamulambya 4 роки тому +41

    When you're forced to remember an aunt or uncle who carried you when you were 7months 😂😂😂we really have some weird parents y'all🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲

  • @Nbnbnb7777
    @Nbnbnb7777 7 років тому +1010

    Joseph is PENGGGG

    • @ilerianney5590
      @ilerianney5590 7 років тому +20

      Swear, I cant find him on social media

    • @qerenmbungu613
      @qerenmbungu613 7 років тому +2

      Ndazi Bambi init

    • @suktoescom15
      @suktoescom15 7 років тому +18

      Ndazi Bambi I was literally just starring at him omds 😩😩😩😍😍😍

    • @Chinaenyeshadir
      @Chinaenyeshadir 7 років тому +6

      Ndazi Bambi too PENG😻

    • @Kesensa333
      @Kesensa333 7 років тому +3

      Ndazi Bambi fr man😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭

  • @s.shannytink7879
    @s.shannytink7879 7 років тому +293

    When your Jamaican so you can't relate... Africans are on serious tings! 😂🙌🏾❤️

    • @cycy805
      @cycy805 7 років тому +7

      S.shanny Tink right can't relate!

    • @joshuamalone1541
      @joshuamalone1541 7 років тому +5

      My moms from🇬🇭 and my dads from🇯🇲

  • @naomieee
    @naomieee 3 роки тому +5

    I come back every year cause this video is legendary 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @jungkookiegoldenmaknae95
    @jungkookiegoldenmaknae95 6 років тому +17

    and all of that pains become sweet memories.. well, I'm Malaysian and almost all of the punishment happen to me & my family.. but I'm not gonna complain bcs that things make me & my other siblings more discipline, thanks to my mom & dad, especially my mom.. love her..

  • @TT-eb7cn
    @TT-eb7cn 7 років тому +138

    Deep how many Nigerians there are😂😂 We are everywhere 😂

    • @michaeljohnson6752
      @michaeljohnson6752 7 років тому +5

      Alie, you man need to stop procreatimg bmt

    • @olly4581
      @olly4581 7 років тому +3

      True 😂🇳🇬🇳🇬

    • @melxo08
      @melxo08 7 років тому +14

      Timi T yass🇳🇬

    • @Love25648
      @Love25648 7 років тому +55

      Because we run everywhere instead of developing our countries

    • @maryodusami
      @maryodusami 7 років тому

      Ant rip I'm crying this is too true

  • @Cool-ej7ir
    @Cool-ej7ir 7 років тому +157

    anyone else experience beatings when you took something from your parents with your left hand instead of right?

  • @SuperCalmCrew
    @SuperCalmCrew 2 роки тому +8

    this vid aged like fine wine

  • @jenzy3154
    @jenzy3154 5 років тому +7

    “If I hear pim” that got me on another level🤧🙋🏽‍♀️