Why I have beef with NASA (if you're reading this NASA, pull up)
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- Опубліковано 3 вер 2020
- Obviously this is a gross generalization I'm just trying to get my $5 of ad revenue. Please stop getting pressed in the comments :)
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NASA gonna pull up on his block and let that .40 bang
I’ve always wanted to be a donut 🍩
U know wit they money it's gon be a sprayer
Wdym with their money they’re gonna send a Saturn V rocket straight through my roof while I’m sleeping 💀
Nah they just gonna do it as you edit a video
Lmao my boys editin his video n he hear a faint whistle up ina sky
Dead ass the man is smart as hell and just mentally destroyed a NASA "engineer" and he said "get nae naed" this is why this channel is amazing
I just can’t stand people disrespecting my teacher like that 😤
@@storytimewithjeff And here I am wanting some of them to die or at least get shot out of the surface of this planet.
Nobody:
Jeff: casually flexes on NASA engineer out of pettiness
I have the patience of a cocaine fueled grizzley bear lmao
@@storytimewithjeff so a Steven King, in other words
@@YugiMomo found the NASA kid
@@storytimewithjeff i can tell
@@storytimewithjeff i would have puched him ngl
Man I guess I got lucky with the NASA engineer who came into our calculus class. Super cool guy who came in and did a demonstration on how they used calculus to calculate the volume of lunar craters (integrals obviously) and he gave me sticker for answering one of questions correctly. I put it on my laptop and I’m pretty proud of that.
Honestly I think I just haven’t met enough people that work at nasa lol
Storytime With Jeff my family are good friends with one of the nasa engineers who works on the fueling systems. She’s pretty cool tbh and really down to earth.
@@storytimewithjeff I haven't met many NASA people either but the only one who I enjoy interacting with quit because everyone else was insufferable lol
@@storytimewithjeff there's always two different types of smart people. One of them really sucks though
@@snappa_tv "really down to earth" is that a pun?
I understood almost no words in this video
Apparently the autotranslated captions didn’t either
Maybe because you’re a stick
@@jonathanyoutube331bop3 well Jeff is also a stick but that’s not really my field of expertise tbh
Same tho
Same I understood they were words, What they meant is beyond me.
I'd thought nasa stole your lego Saturn v rocket set
That’s probably be a better reason to have beef with them
They stole my shuttle :(
@@royrequireswifi488 They stole my Mars Rover.
And then everyone at NASA clapped.
But seriously, I even notice on NASA's website how they like to oversimplify things, which also makes it really hard to get information on how their space shit works. You can only really find the intricacies on obscure subsets of their domain that haven't been updated since 2008.
Yea ik it’s almost like it’s institution policy
Yeah they migrated all the more technical stuff to their publicly available techincal report server: www.ntrs.nasa.gov
@@listomania13 This.
NASA's website is frequented by children FAR more than by adults, so oversimplifying it helps to make kids not be intimidated by the website, while moving the technical stuff to a more obscure site.
@Adam Klassen nasa uses Russian engines man
@Mustache Merlin I was referring to the rd 180 engine. The US did not want t the geniuses working in the USSR to defect to DPRK, Iran and other shitholes making missiles. So they hired the Russians and used their (superior, back then not so much now) design.
Ur crusade to surpass Proton Plays Roblox is commendable. But naive.
This is Proton Plays Roblox we're talking about.
Maybe, but even in the face of immeasurable odds, in the shadow of leviathan tyranny, in the valley of despair I shall march on. Not bc of anything philosophical im just really stubborn
Storytime With Jeff I mean I managed to somehow climb a 50 ft rock face with almost no arm strength so anything’s possible. Keep at man.
Why do I see you everywhere
@@cristianembleton4542 because he's the FBI obviously
Hey @FBI, can you give my agent a message for me?
that one dislike is nasa
Inb4 a Saturn v crashes through my house
Storytime With Jeff make sure you aren’t living in the flight path of the iss
Mr NASA is pissed
@@Ezekiel_Allium 😠
2:26 that animation was so smooth it felt like i was being crushed by a car wheel on a rocky road to arizona
The nine people that disliked this are NASA employees 100%
Or maybe they’re people that don’t like it when someone generalized a huge group of people with some bad character trait(not that I disliked the video, but I just feel like this is worth mentioning)
ボイス grouping thousands of people with a bad character trait based on a couple people seems like something that someone would dislike the video over
As someone who's worked with scientists before, this attitude isn't only with NASA. It's for any government scientist that can't find a job outside of it.
Jeff is true smart
Thank you
This dudes smart bro
I try 🤧
The entire video is just to flex that nae naed animation
You and stemo need to make a diss-track on NASA.
👁👁 we just might
I feel called out
Oop- 🤭
get nae nae'd. *incredibly smooth animation*
LMAOOO rip brian
Ive met a NASA engineer once and they were super sweet and demonstrated practical uses for some of the concepts we were learning in class for not just NASA stuff but general engineering things that could come from any kid who wanted to pursue a career with a math/physics focus but my math teacher who knew them was exactly the problem in this video. Entitled to thinking they know better than the class and anyone who came upon them other than their peers
Jeff's next video: "Someone finally shoots me in Detroit"
jeff doesn’t need nasa; he already has a galaxy brain
In the sense that it’s mostly empty? Definitely 🥴
This is either real or a product of Jeff standing in the shower for years formulating this argument
Reality and the shower have started to meld together
if you aren't playing KSP on twitch, you're missing out on an opportunity to flex on NASA
I don’t think my computer could run it 😭
@@storytimewithjeff I played it on my E1-2100 laptop at 5 fps and it was still playable
*_HIGH FRAMERATES ARE FOR THE WEAK_*
*It's all fun and games until the NASA satellite positions itself over your house*
Jeff- how are you so smart tf
I just memorize big words and then people think I’m big brain
photosynthesis is the powerhouse of the cell goes brrrrrr
Mark Rober been real quiet since this came out.
Dear Jeff, I have been shot out of the water by your video. I didn’t have high expectations when starting to watch this video as I believed this video would have poorly structured arguments and poorly written jokes to go along with it, which I have been noticing more and more throughout the videos that I watch, however, it was the complete opposite. Well written and executed jokes and description that make me revaluate certain options of NASA have certainly shock me. Personal, I plan to work at NASA as an engineer, but I have also notice that I have been slowly gaining a portion of the mentality of the people you talk about. Thankfully, I have been able to keep my ego in check and I thank you for allowing me to remember parts of the world I have forgot. Great video and great channel.
BUS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONLY GOD JEFF, AND YOU KNOW IT
🙇♂️
Jeff: $mart talky
Me:👁👄👁
Sam’O’Nella: who *ARE* you?!
Storytime with Jeff: I’m you but stronger
Get NAY NAYED!
As someone who used to be that kid... questions like that are also cancer. They don't even actually humiliate the speaker since it's so clearly an unreasonable question.
If you're playing this game you have to show that the engineer has a deficiency in what they consider to be their own area of expertise.
I guess I didn't make this clear in the video, but Sahkarov's theory is one of the most famous ideas in all of 20th century physics because it was one of the first concrete explanations for why there's more matter than antimatter in the universe (i.e. it explained baryogenesis). CERN even has it engraved on one of its statues. Its regarded by some as the reason that astrophysics became a legitimate field of study in physics (as opposed to just astronomy). Any self-proclaimed astrophysicist should at least be aware of what it is - having an opinion on its truth is optional. If you want to read more, there's a good wiki article on baryogenesis and Sahkarov's original paper can be found here: www.jetpletters.ac.ru/ps/1643/article_25089.shtml
@@storytimewithjeff damn
@@storytimewithjeff website broke :(
@@storytimewithjeff website still broke :(
@@storytimewithjeff Astrophysics has many more aspects besides cosmology. So, that statement is not valid at all. It is not necessary that an astrophysicist will know and remember all the theories in astrophysics. It would be a fair assumption if you asked that question to a cosmologist since they deal with questions like that. It would be similar to asking questions on stellar nucleosynthesis in AGB stars and expecting you to know it off the top of your head just because you had a course on it in your Masters.
Why does that voice he's did for the nasa speaker remind me of the one character on earlier Eminem albums, if you know what I'm talking about because I barely do lmao
I have absolutely no clue but Eminem liked to experiment so 🤷♂️
To be fair, that’s the first I’ve heard of nasa people being like that
I feel like most are pretty chill, it's the dudes who spend the whole day modelling one part and then act like geniuses that really get to me
I've heard nasa has a lot of interdepartmental communication issues. It's so bad they can't even agree on how many thrusters would be on the next rocket. Dude gave a high level presentation and risked tanking his professional career to tell nasa employees to talk to each other.
@@darianbarber3763 The fact that in order to get funding for something approve a dozen companies have to make 1 part doesn't help
i can't describe it but there is just a lot of chaotic energy involved with intellectually destroying a nasa engineer, good job
*GET. N A E - N A E D*
I had a professor that worked for NASA and he wasn't arrogant at all. In fact, he was a bit of a comedian but also a bit dark. He explained a lot of difficult concepts in a way that was very easy to understand; I didn't really appreciate him until I took a more advanced version of his specialization then realized how lucky I was.
And then the whole class cheered and lifted you onto their shoulders and beat up the mean NASA man while the one cute-ish chick gobbled your knob.
Later on the news; "Satellite mysteriously de-orbits, obliterating a house. Luckily only 1 fatality has been confirmed at the scene."
This channel is so slept on! Give it a week or two though, I found this in my recommendations so I figure it's just a matter of time before everyone else finds him.
This dude basically starting beef to the professional version of Twitter
This guy is literally challenging NASA, respect.
Having humility is the best way to earn respect. Also Jeff if you need to talk about your depression I’m here for you
Didnt know your channel, and when i saw the tittle i sighed while saying to myself "yikes, another flat earther who has beef with nasa because nasa doesnt validate his space frisbee lunacy"
This reminds me so much of the beef between biologists and geneticists
1st vid of yours ive seen, good stuff, liked and subbed
1:27 You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted you outsmarting!
My chemistry teacher used to act like this all the time, hence him previously working at NASA as a scientist before he quit.
Had the same experience with the Army Corps of Engineers (ACoE). The difference was the full breakdown of why the levees failed in New Orleans because of Katrina came out about 6 months before. Which basically, Hurricane Andrew came in and nudged the levees in 1992 ACoE said "give us money to fix something that isn't broken." They then proceed to replace everything with worse versions, some of the underground retaining walls of the levees were cut in half in terms of depth. All this Egg was all over ACoE's face and at this point my university made me sit through this dude lecture on how great he and ACoE. When we got questions and answers I asked, "what is the Corps policy on shortening retaining walls and downgrading pumps on replacement." To which he responded by going red in the face and ending everything there. My "professor" (entitled clown) pulled me aside afterwards and said something to the effect of "do that again I'll fail you" to which I respond deadpan "you brought in an organization that due to mismanagement, lies and theft lead to the deaths of over a 1000 people." The clown didn't keep me after that, if you can’t tell I hated college.
I can't speak for NASA engineers, but the aerospace undergrads at my college were by far the most insufferable. Knew a guy my freshman year that went into it, he got progressively worse to the point he alienated me and pretty much all of his other former friends who weren't in the major with him.
My AP computer science teacher/ swim coach was an intern at nasa and he lines up perfectly with what u say, No hard feelings mr stride.
The problem with NASA engineers is that they regularly have to explain themselves to pre-school escapees...I mean politicians who won't take a hint unless you slap them in the face with it, especially if that hint is, "you're dumb and I want money." Which is...kind of the only thing about any NASA presentation politicians are likely to understand.
It's crazy to me anyone who knows anything thinks they know enough to be confident. There is so much information in the universe that being cocky is incomprehensible.
Interning there for a year now, genuinely I have met some of the nicest people here. Genuinely surprising how nice everyone is.
And then I said to the NASA man 'no you're stupid!' and then everybody clapped.
Oh, so everyone that worked at Nasa was like this? I had a professor who the only thing he wanted to talk about was the one time he worked at Nasa. To this day I have no idea what he actually did there.
Your ability to seamlessly switch between poetic insults and “get nae nae’d” is pretty impressive I’m ngl.
*Barista* "So how do you want your coffee?"
*NASA Intern* "0:42"
*Barista* "..."
I am not in physics, but biology. We have simulator issues because many of the few people who know a topic in depth can not explain themselves to the layman. It is either well over the listeners knowledge base, or like you mentioned in this video talking down to the listener.
I have been guilty of this if I am being honest. It's because I know I have a small window to explain something and I don't know the jumping off point of the listener's knowledge. While teaching ESL has great help me, I need to work on HOW I sound. But a English learner and biology major are very different in the vocabulary you work with.
For a class assignment I had to write a grant proposal on anything, as long as it was an original idea and in my feild. I wrote about possible useages of macrophages in a M1 state to help clean contaminated cancer samples in a lab. Part of the project is that I had to write a layman's summary. My dad is an insurance brooker and was perfect. He is smart but not in my feild. The experience really shed light on how to approach others outside my feild, A skill ALL scientists need to work on.
Lol, asks an engineer about inflationary models wrt to a GUT. Bruh what, since when do engineers know any of that?? You'd need a good understanding of QCD, GR, stat mech, and cosmology in general.
You just wanted to flex on him ;) and I'm glad you did.
U should keep up the vids Jeff ur funny I really wanna c u grow up
BUS
Yes indeed bus
My experiences with aerospace engineers and/or NASA employees have been mixed. My mother is an aerospace engineer and meet my father through NASA. I love my parents and they are so kind to everyone. In Boy Scouts my scoutmaster got his degree for aerospace engineering at Harvard. All the mistakes in my eagle project are due to him not listening to my directions.
Just so I don’t confuse anyone with my name, yes I am a female in Boy Scouts of America. Girls have been able to join BSA since February 1, 2019.
Started working as a chemical operator at 19, learned the physics of the process by myself and would ask probing questions to the engineers. Tldr never be condescending because someone might get pissed at you and dedicate 100 hours a week of learning just to check you.
honestly you deserve more subs
Im glad I wasnt the only highschooler who would learn about physics when I was bored
read description: "Obviously this is a gross generalization" if you thought this vid wasnt satire ima need you to rethink.
As a language geek I have only but a surface understanding of your words; I have no understanding about these technical jargons so I could imagine how confused the NASA worker must've felt
2:17 *casually walks away with teaching stick thingy*
Is it bad that I myself am trying to become an Aerospace Engineer? Should *I* pull up?
As soon as I read the title I subscribed.
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Absolute g for that 🙏🙏
The amount of contempt I have for Engineers eventually prompted me to leave my trade and go to school for Engineering tbh This story sounds like so many encounters iv had as an Industrial Electrician
Look up "Trust me, I'm an engineer!" here. They aren't worthy of that contempt. ;-)
a literal space shuttle pulls up and caps jeff
Congrats, you now have a new sub!
T h a t t h i c c c a t
I like your perspective
Watching this after getting a personalized tour from the outreach lead as NASA is … interesting
Can't wait to see the irl S.T.A.L.K.E.R vlog after Jeff beats the roblox channel
SpaceX: Employee looks at new intern who has just completed 3 semesters of engineering college, tells him to figure out a way to cut thingmajig production costs from $300k to $30.
You had me at NASA pull up,
Skis
reads physics lit for fun
Is insufferable
claims to have no social life but has nearly 1.5 friends
Are you me from the future?
Maybe 👀
I think the people that make it into the intern program are the stuck up ass holes mainly because of the GPA requirement to get in. But the people who actually work there are the nicest people I've ever talked to in a research setting. (worked with two of them in gov research lab and they helped build my confidence in working with the equipment to a degree I can't give back to them)
I need that naenae as a gif RIGHT NOW
Uhhhhhh idk how to make gifs
Having just discovered this channel, I hold anger towards the UA-cam algorithm for not placing this in my suggested section earlier
yeah a lot of nasa interns are like this, but the actual workers i know still just kind of act like unconfident college students
Thanks so much for posting. I got the chance to witness a rocket launch in 2018. Incredible experience. I posted a pretty cool clip of the trip to my channel.
Jeff over here being smart
I have the discord but I can’t get in it just shows the welcome tab and I can’t type
I don't really see how that was a good question, considering the conditions are somewhat essential statements on baryogenesis, which already implies anyone who knew about them would more or less have nothing to say besides "they're satisfactory", and he is an aerospace engineer, which implies he wouldn't know about these things.
I'm not gonna act like I understand Baryogenesis but I have at least heard of it. Pretty funny how he was stupefied, I mean I was at first until I played it on repeat twice (but at least I'm not a NASA engineer getting shown up, just a high schooler with a bad GPA loll)
You, you are a good youtuber. Thank you
was not expected that teacher voice lol
Liking the new xkcd UA-cam channel
So NASA man, **Get nae nae'd**
these scientists better check their hypothenuses man
Chaotic good
I have a little experience with NASA. My neighbor worked on the Apollo missions and he's the greatest man to have as a neighbor. And a lot of other NASA people I have met, have been great people. BUT. The people are describing definitely DO 100% exist. They have such a huge sense of entitlement. And its so big, its blinding. And it's always the one that like were just interns at JPL or something. For example, my neighbor, calculated the payload of the Saturn V, but I didn't even know he did until I was over at his house and there was pictures of the Saturn V everywhere, like ones I had never seen before. But then again, you get people who just work on IT or intern (which is still awesome) there at NASA that think they are designing a workable Alcubbierre warp drive.
but what about Mark Rober
....
oh wait
he *quit* his job at nasa
That's fine politicians are the same damn way
As easy as it would be for NASA to erase this man in the most brutal way possible and cover up that they even knew who Jeff was, they know that by doing that Jeff would have truly just scored against them a second time
Well, i’m watching a man talking about roasting Nasa at 6 am. Think its time for bed now.