Frankie Boyle's Best Jokes on Never Mind The Buzzcocks S23 E11

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  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 3 роки тому +184

    Ironic: "Call me whatever you want"
    Frankie: "Oh don't say that"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @AGalahcalledSammi
    @AGalahcalledSammi 4 роки тому +592

    Frankie is so quick with his jokes it's like unpleasantness and a machine gun had a baby. 👍

    • @OliverJPhillips
      @OliverJPhillips 2 роки тому

      And then used that machine gun on the baby.

    • @crawford1083
      @crawford1083 2 роки тому

      Hard to imagine he became such a woke unfunny tw@t in such a short period of time.

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 2 роки тому +10

      Machine guns are unpleasant to begin with.

    • @bigfluffyhusky1624
      @bigfluffyhusky1624 Рік тому +4

      ​@@samuelgarrod8327Not if you're the one firing it

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 Рік тому

      @@bigfluffyhusky1624 But I'm not a sociopath who loves killing.

  • @jackgee7355
    @jackgee7355 2 роки тому +116

    “Ahh but what’s your name on Facebook?”…. “Frankie Boyle” hahaha best line ever

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 Місяць тому

      “Well I hope they get the bullet our sexual assault case that I am due”
      🤣🤣

  • @gavindoyle692
    @gavindoyle692 4 роки тому +224

    Nobody can make me guffaw with laughter like Frankie. Make sure you’re not drinking anything when he delivers one of his killer put-downs! 🤣

    • @kp6007
      @kp6007 4 роки тому +3

      Unless it’s bleach!!

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 3 роки тому +134

    I love how quick Frankie comes up with his jokes and how he delivers them, like the way he says his name when asked if he uses Facebook.

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 3 місяці тому

      He's spent years perfecting his schtick. It's not all spontaneous man.

  • @MrLucozadeFTW
    @MrLucozadeFTW 2 роки тому +128

    the delivery of “he looks quite good if he’s a pepperami” always cracks me up, might be my favourite frankie line ever

    • @brianlaudrupchannel
      @brianlaudrupchannel 2 роки тому +1

      Don't get it

    • @katiePetsy
      @katiePetsy Рік тому +8

      @@brianlaudrupchannel pepperami is a snack in the UK. They had adverts with an animated pepperami running around and I think it's a pretty good comparison

    • @oneenglishbastard87
      @oneenglishbastard87 Рік тому

      ​@@brianlaudrupchannelIt's a nasty dry piece of cured cheap meat made into a skinny sausage that peasants give to their children for packed lunch to let their kids know they are unloved

    • @moustachiomousmousmoosedem6625
      @moustachiomousmousmoosedem6625 7 місяців тому +3

      My favourite is still when he said Amanda Holden had a face like Haunted tupperware

  • @SamM_Scot
    @SamM_Scot 3 роки тому +171

    That whole dark joke about Bob Marley still has me in tears of laughter. An absolute classic that will never get old 🤣

    • @sirnotarealname5634
      @sirnotarealname5634 2 роки тому +8

      Just like Michael Jackson's boyfriends

    • @danieldawson3801
      @danieldawson3801 2 роки тому +7

      Just like Bob marley himself

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 Рік тому

      The fact that you actually consider it "dark" makes me doubt that.

  • @enemiestoaster
    @enemiestoaster 3 роки тому +593

    Brainier than Kurt Cobains garage wall. Gotta remember that one.

    • @andysutcliffe3915
      @andysutcliffe3915 3 роки тому +9

      I heard brainier than his garage ceiling?

    • @williamdonnelly895
      @williamdonnelly895 3 роки тому +5

      Mr Sutcliffe, you know how to rewind? "Wall"

    • @coleharvey2678
      @coleharvey2678 3 роки тому +2

      @Mason Rhys yup, been watching on flixzone for years myself :)

    • @ryanwinston5066
      @ryanwinston5066 3 роки тому

      @Mason Rhys Definitely, I've been using Flixzone for years myself =)

    • @derekbrycen9091
      @derekbrycen9091 3 роки тому

      @Mason Rhys definitely, I have been watching on Flixzone for years myself :)

  • @japeking1
    @japeking1 4 роки тому +76

    They all looked like they were enjoying themselves......that was a lot of fun.

  • @bazs7669
    @bazs7669 4 роки тому +62

    I remember this episode-was in hysterics throughout! Thanks for posting 🙏🏽

  • @uncolumba
    @uncolumba 4 роки тому +106

    The Facebook bit makes me laugh every time I think of it

    • @kiwisontoast
      @kiwisontoast 3 роки тому +7

      It’s just the way he says it

  • @squanchy9755
    @squanchy9755 3 роки тому +230

    You can tell Frankie respects Carol.

    • @katiefincher2433
      @katiefincher2433 3 роки тому +62

      He respects her ability to still be alive on three solid liters of vodka you mean.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 роки тому

      @@michaelunderhill8847 Or you could spell it in the non-stupid-for-no-reason way.
      You lost the Empire, mate. May want to make a note of it. And I'm Canadian, so when you've lost me, you're seriously in the dumbass-nationalism weeds.

    • @seanclayton8194
      @seanclayton8194 2 роки тому +8

      @@michaelccozens that's got fuck all to do with the American spelling being objectively wrong.

    • @ResonantFractal
      @ResonantFractal 2 роки тому

      Tore her a few new ones

    • @rich8642
      @rich8642 2 роки тому +3

      I think it's less that he respects her and more than he feels a bit out-of-sorts meeting a woman he had so many childhood wanks to.

  • @mrbedford
    @mrbedford 2 роки тому +43

    the whole clip is funny but the bit that always gets me is "i imagine you have been watching a very heavily edited version"

  • @BrandonBriers
    @BrandonBriers Рік тому +14

    6:04 "Carol you are just on the ball tonight!"

  • @Near_Void
    @Near_Void 9 місяців тому +1

    I went to see frankie last weekend. Got to say, he was amazing

  • @batastrophic9762
    @batastrophic9762 Рік тому +17

    Just from what I've personally observed, the comedians who rely on high shock value for their material who are the funniest always have the ability to occasionally tell a joke which is genuinely funny, but which you could share with primary school children as well.

  • @ThurstonCyclist
    @ThurstonCyclist 3 роки тому +67

    Who knew that Frankie Boyle had a pretty good Alan Bennett impersonation?

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 роки тому +8

      He is actually a really good impersonator.

  • @JamesR5D4
    @JamesR5D4 3 роки тому +21

    😂😂😂 ..... you’ve been watching I imagine a very heavily edited neverMind the Buzzcocks 😂😂😂

  • @mannmctrash
    @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks for this compilation, Princess Diana Sat Nav.

  • @signalmanmusic4225
    @signalmanmusic4225 2 роки тому +10

    ‘We’ve all had one of them, usually towards the end of the Hollyoaks omnibus’

  • @swskating3865
    @swskating3865 4 роки тому +28

    I so like watching Frankie..... he is proper funny.... top dude and very aware

    • @ThomasCostigan
      @ThomasCostigan 4 роки тому +9

      Until he went woke.

    • @swskating3865
      @swskating3865 3 роки тому +3

      Oh, Well if I come across any woke stuff I will be sure to stop watching

    • @terrybanks5063
      @terrybanks5063 3 роки тому +2

      @@swskating3865 theres loads recently, i was saddened to see

    • @tommcdonough7915
      @tommcdonough7915 2 роки тому +2

      Why did that upset you lads?

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 роки тому +3

      @@ThomasCostigan LOL Daily mail count!!

  • @gardengnome2409
    @gardengnome2409 3 роки тому +76

    The joke about Boris being a sexual predator cracks me. This was 8 years ago.

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 2 роки тому +3

      He was a known bellend a long time ago mate. This is his third wife.

  • @dillzer12
    @dillzer12 4 роки тому +8

    Thank you so much for this upload, I always watch these episodes every now and then. Big up!

    • @JenCoYT
      @JenCoYT 4 роки тому

      where do you watch them i cant find them anywhere?

    • @dillzer12
      @dillzer12 4 роки тому +2

      @@JenCoYT go to google and type “never mind the buzzcocks full episode frankie Boyle Dailymotion” there is also some episodes from s19-23 and also the whole of s28

    • @dillzer12
      @dillzer12 4 роки тому

      @@JenCoYT just make sure it’s the dailymotion website

    • @JenCoYT
      @JenCoYT 4 роки тому

      @@dillzer12 thank you! are the early series even available on DVD? or are the BBC trying to hide some non PC jokes??? cos honestly i miss this show so much!

    • @dillzer12
      @dillzer12 4 роки тому

      @@JenCoYT it’s quite hard to find, it’s possible you might find some second hand ones on eBay but other than that dailymotion is the only place that has quite a few episodes on there

  • @waynewatson8036
    @waynewatson8036 2 роки тому +16

    Frankie is a fucking genius.

  • @mmjackk
    @mmjackk 2 роки тому +8

    "To be honest Carol, I thought you'd be smarter than that" :))))

  • @JK_Clark
    @JK_Clark 2 роки тому +53

    That's ONE EPISODE, and it still has more jokes than the last 5 seasons of HIGNFY.

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus Рік тому +1

      That’s a terrible show it’s so pompous

  • @davidmeiklejohn9800
    @davidmeiklejohn9800 2 роки тому +12

    3:05 Haribo and central locking 😂

  • @brendanhunter389
    @brendanhunter389 4 роки тому +79

    Son your real father could be anyone of Cameroon’s 1990 World Cup squad

  • @dundeedolphin
    @dundeedolphin 4 роки тому +66

    Although cancer did go on to play AIDS in the semifinal 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @afischer8327
      @afischer8327 4 роки тому +3

      The original joke made me cry, and you have made me cry again. With laughter.

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 4 роки тому +2

      That Bob Marley joke killed me. The woke brigade would never allow Frankie on TV now. Massive shame. New generation has 0 sense of humour.

    • @vedranv3616
      @vedranv3616 4 роки тому +1

      @@buckbumble Frankie is still on TV, but now he's become one of the mainstream SJWs... Very rarely "edgy", but when he is, the targets are always people who MSM deems "undesirables".

    • @jackriver1999
      @jackriver1999 4 роки тому +9

      @@vedranv3616 Yeh, Frankie's punching up...why Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage and Donald Trump are usually in his crosshairs. I understand why this would grate you.

    • @mikeystorm275
      @mikeystorm275 3 роки тому +1

      @@buckbumble interesting that you believe that the woke thing I real #thinkforyoirself

  • @sblack48
    @sblack48 4 роки тому +47

    The man is a genius

  • @luckyjim37
    @luckyjim37 2 роки тому +6

    his confidence at 1:40 at his response to carol

  • @TheDamsull
    @TheDamsull 4 роки тому +21

    Best ever comic

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Рік тому

    5:35 such a ruthless line-up section Frankie. Imagine this today, the mob would have kittens 🤣🤣

  • @TokyoRaider666
    @TokyoRaider666 2 роки тому +7

    Frankie's amazing

  • @backedup39
    @backedup39 2 місяці тому +1

    "Brainier than Kurt Cobains garage wall" is such a killer line.

  • @strokenumber3
    @strokenumber3 Рік тому +5

    King Frankie. Sharpest knife in the kitchen.

  • @kieranharriman7055
    @kieranharriman7055 2 роки тому +6

    He is the funniest man wver

  • @mattpyro90
    @mattpyro90 4 роки тому +50

    He would have made an excellent permanent host. Similar to Mark Lamarr with his disdain of certain popstars and biting wit, but without the constant barrage of excessive piss-taking of those in attendance like Simon Amstell would do

  • @BillyBombastic
    @BillyBombastic 2 роки тому +2

    Great host

  • @shauny1804
    @shauny1804 Місяць тому

    ‘Son, your father could be any one of cameroons 1990 World Cup squad’ 😂😂

  • @discombubulate2256
    @discombubulate2256 2 роки тому +5

    wait, heavily edited?
    i want the unedited version.

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 2 роки тому +1

    And considering your UA-cam username is a very fitting one for this video... 😎

  • @kaustubhbehere7848
    @kaustubhbehere7848 3 роки тому +1

    Subscribed because of your channel name!

  • @PeteLewisWoodwork
    @PeteLewisWoodwork 2 роки тому +2

    I know the drummer of Chicory Tip - who lives in Blackpool now. Rob Pusey.

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 5 місяців тому

    3:48 "Can I ask you something Carol?"
    "No."
    Someone was enjoying their time on the show

  • @jusele-ox9rc
    @jusele-ox9rc Рік тому

    Wonderful

  • @Instasamps
    @Instasamps 3 роки тому +2

    I got to write some of these down

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 3 роки тому +3

      I just wish they'd provided subtitles.

  • @___Bexx___
    @___Bexx___ 3 роки тому +8

    I miss this, you just dont get this these days, panel shows are shit now

  • @electorofsaxony7646
    @electorofsaxony7646 2 роки тому +3

    Genius.

  • @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter
    @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter 2 роки тому +3

    Carol looks like April O'Neil

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 5 місяців тому

    Oh god I forgot that Buzzcocks used to be more than just Greg yelling unfunny obscenities and making fart noises while the only comedian in the entire room sat silent for almost every recording

  • @KateFrancis-eo2rp
    @KateFrancis-eo2rp 4 місяці тому

    Frankie is genius😂

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 роки тому +3

    4:41 dead 😂😂

  • @bandolero5068
    @bandolero5068 2 роки тому +3

    Alan Bennet, Lol.

  • @obrydon
    @obrydon 10 місяців тому +1

    Vordeman is a beauty

  • @marcblakely2460
    @marcblakely2460 3 роки тому +4

    I hope you've got a big bag of jelly tots

  • @santinoalfredo390
    @santinoalfredo390 Рік тому

    the fact dj ironic claimed that his songs sums up this generation

  • @robedmunds7163
    @robedmunds7163 2 роки тому +7

    Frankie is great, little more BBC friendly now, but you gotta make a crust.

    • @badbadrobotrobot959
      @badbadrobotrobot959 2 роки тому

      Frankie is tamed now. They've managed to defeat him unfortunately.

    • @theunitedway8715
      @theunitedway8715 2 роки тому +12

      @@badbadrobotrobot959 Many people say this, fits in with the narrative that someone got to him but truth is the guy is older and peoples humour changes with age.

  • @Jay-iy3qk
    @Jay-iy3qk 2 роки тому +6

    When the world wasnt soft as shit and we could have a laugh

  • @mrsose1872
    @mrsose1872 4 роки тому +22

    Never Mind the Buzzcocks is the only show on TV where Phil Jupitus can come over as 'cool'. I don't think anyone under 35 watches it

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 4 роки тому +6

      I love Buzzcocks, I'm 28.

    • @neenlancaster
      @neenlancaster 3 роки тому +6

      19 here and majorly depressed so perhaps thats why, but yeah it seems most of the people watching it are 30 something

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 Рік тому

      Phil Jupitus was never cool and is terminally unfunny

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 2 роки тому +7

    apparantly Carol was drunk on set. Confirming you need to be pissed around Frankie

  • @stuartmelville5684
    @stuartmelville5684 Місяць тому

    who is better

  • @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan
    @JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan 3 роки тому +2

    Why is that rapper wearing shades?

  • @matthewmorley261
    @matthewmorley261 2 роки тому

    Wonder what Carol took before going on

  • @CiderHead
    @CiderHead 6 місяців тому

    He wasn't wrong about Michael McEntyre

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass 3 роки тому +1

    Is Carol drunk?

  • @redditbanditvideos7585
    @redditbanditvideos7585 4 роки тому +18

    Wasn't much banter going on between Phil's team and the host but that was usually the case. He was always a selfish captain and non-team player with not many jokes. Off the top of my head I can't think of any time his team had any chemistry or rapport on his team. The other side had 3 or 4 permanent different captains throughout and they all had episodes with team chemistry.

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 4 роки тому +4

      fair point

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 4 роки тому +14

      @@MacStoker When I was a teenager watching it every week I had no idea who Jupitus was. I thought he was a music expert they'd brought on and the other captain was the comedian.
      And even though Jupitus never displayed any expert knowledge it STILL never crossed my mind that he could have been a comedian.

    • @afischer8327
      @afischer8327 4 роки тому +2

      Yep, I agree. Was it the team members being intimidated by Phil's gruff temperament? He just doesn't seem like a welcoming captain.

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 4 роки тому +4

      @@afischer8327 I think it was a combination of him being gruff and not wanting to be outdone. The problem with that though was that he barely ever shined and if a team member did start to formulate a joke he'd jump on it often and finish it for them.
      In the majority of episodes the only focus on his team was when they were matter of factly answering the questions. It'd be interesting for someone to do an analysis of screen time per episode of his team and the opposing team. I'd bet money there wasn't a single episode in which his team had more screen time.
      That's probably why Phil's team were always given the more low key and boring guests in the end because the team knew about him. But then why was he continuously employed? Have you ever seen him on Would I lie to you? One of the most cringeworthy performances.
      No idea where he came from or why he was on the BBC gravy train, but I'm not ever gonna google such a mess. I assume he must be a paedo and connected. Can't think of any other explanation.

    • @w00llee14
      @w00llee14 2 роки тому +2

      Bit of a harsh examination of Phil. He's an alright comedian and has a fair amount of knowledge. I've watched Buzzcocks as far back as the Mark Lamarr era and Phil had a bunch of team members he had chemistry and rapport with. Everyone's entitled to an opinion I suppose.

  • @stephenhartley8666
    @stephenhartley8666 2 роки тому +1

    Newcastle United

  • @persistincepays3704
    @persistincepays3704 7 місяців тому +1

    Noel Fielding is painfully unfunny!!

  • @dannycolverson6944
    @dannycolverson6944 17 днів тому

    This one wasn't funny. Frankie needs the right people to play off and then it's legendary....otherwise he just sounds like a psychotic Jack Dee

  • @susiehenders
    @susiehenders 4 роки тому +4

    0:23 it’s impossible to laugh like that while leaning on your hand, Noel is a fake

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 4 роки тому +11

      I loved the clip where Amstell destroyed him in a few seconds by deconstructing and mimicking his awful comedy formula. Noel looked so embarrassed and pissed off because it was so accurate.

    • @susiehenders
      @susiehenders 4 роки тому +2

      @@redditbanditvideos7585 link me up please ☺️

    • @redditbanditvideos7585
      @redditbanditvideos7585 4 роки тому +3

      @@susiehenders I'm just gonna start watching it, I think it's in this video. The part I referred to involved the word 'Scissors.' But you can tell Amstell had gotten under Noel's skin throughout - very unprofessional of him- and when he tries to step out of his boring 'out there' comedy and banter its as painful as Dad jokes.
      No idea why the audience are in stitches about the 'Float Away' comment he makes.
      ua-cam.com/video/4yaoiL5srGQ/v-deo.html

    • @susiehenders
      @susiehenders 4 роки тому

      @@redditbanditvideos7585 oh wow thanks 😘🤣

  • @daidavies90
    @daidavies90 2 роки тому +2

    To be fair I think Carol Vorderman did used to be smart but all the plastic and botox has gone to her head

  • @ripsuploads
    @ripsuploads Рік тому +1

    obviously this is a joke... 8:45 ... could you not have made the video 10 minutes long and made the content funny by making it a second longer for each joke

  • @Eagle-nq2mv
    @Eagle-nq2mv Рік тому

    Cant stand him.

    • @mick9708
      @mick9708 Рік тому +5

      Bet he is gutted

  • @fastpax365
    @fastpax365 3 роки тому +2

    Naw lad no getting ya, Kevin bridges 100 times better

  • @stephenbrown4211
    @stephenbrown4211 4 роки тому +5

    Frankie Boyle's best jokes? Oh i must have missed that five seconds of TV.

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 4 роки тому +34

      You of course are a hoot

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah the level of wit displayed by your comment suggests you are perhaps more into the “why did the chicken cross the road?” style of joke telling

    • @therealchrislamont
      @therealchrislamont 4 роки тому +2

      you sound butthurt mate, get some anusol

    • @stephenbrown4211
      @stephenbrown4211 4 роки тому

      @Richard L I watched just enough of this video to make the comment. I do watch MTW videos but have to endure Boyle to watch the funny comedians.

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 4 роки тому +1

      @@stephenbrown4211 who are your favourite comics? Ones that make trump jokes?

  • @broken12367
    @broken12367 2 роки тому +4

    Pity he’s gone WOKE now so is nowhere near as funny

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 2 роки тому +2

      Pity he slags shit politicians you like now, boo hoo

    • @themeparkenthusiast169
      @themeparkenthusiast169 2 роки тому +20

      He’s not woke he’s just presenting opinions in the context of a comedy show, that you don’t like. Presumably about the evil tyrant we have as a leader.

    • @broken12367
      @broken12367 2 роки тому +1

      @@kelzuya I’m not interested in politics and don’t vote. Probably why I don’t find his new humour amusing