Where Dollars Die and Are Reborn

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
  • Turns out, your old cash has a very green afterlife. When money gets too old and worn out for circulation, it gets sent back to the Federal Reserve to be shred and turned into … compost? Yep. Million-dollar compost. Money may not grow on trees, but trees can grow from money.
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  • @joshziegler4486
    @joshziegler4486 4 роки тому +2819

    Imagine being the guy who gets paid 55,000 a year and shreds 6 million a day.

    • @fazebobby9409
      @fazebobby9409 4 роки тому +51

      Josh Ziegler this guy has a faith he is not hungry

    • @qwak976
      @qwak976 4 роки тому +39

      STONKS

    • @russiansniperbot6264
      @russiansniperbot6264 4 роки тому +13

      Cat Burg not Stonks

    • @lafrost7759
      @lafrost7759 4 роки тому +12

      Russian sniper Bot confused stonks

    • @alip4281
      @alip4281 4 роки тому +24

      55k???? how do you come up with that? I know guy that works for the reserves as a security making 70k these dudes are clearing 100k a year lol

  • @Max-oy8uy
    @Max-oy8uy 5 років тому +836

    Wow that soil is RICH!
    *Drum Plays Sarcastic beat*

    • @carlos_adventures9018
      @carlos_adventures9018 5 років тому +1

      Ma x wow

    • @bbyanttt
      @bbyanttt 5 років тому +4

      nobody: ....
      Me: Clapping loudly and fast and the only one laughing and cheering for you

    • @samuelpyland2747
      @samuelpyland2747 5 років тому +2

      @@bbyanttt shove a stick up your ass

    • @herrdaniel7607
      @herrdaniel7607 5 років тому

      Ma x Nice copied comment

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 5 років тому

      And that’s what the opposite poor soil means guys! Poor soil is poor because there’s no shredded cash in it. Also I finally figured it out that’s what rich soil means when you learn that in history class. 😂😂

  • @Pouncingpuma7
    @Pouncingpuma7 5 років тому +1919

    You know those workers swipe a stack every now and then😳

    • @mccabe8818
      @mccabe8818 5 років тому +112

      Nah there pretty down to earth people

    • @mycatisveryfloof8520
      @mycatisveryfloof8520 5 років тому +157

      No they actually don't they keep special notes on how much money they have to shred or send out to banks/people.

    • @wujkmusic
      @wujkmusic 5 років тому +13

      Trombone Central wooshhh

    • @datcyanguy7812
      @datcyanguy7812 5 років тому +17

      @@imstupidbut r/wooosh

    • @timtecson9216
      @timtecson9216 5 років тому +17

      @@imstupidbut r/wooooooooooooooooooosh

  • @fabianrios1728
    @fabianrios1728 7 років тому +3200

    I would be in prison if I worked there

    • @Jack-ov6kv
      @Jack-ov6kv 7 років тому +168

      jerry juarez he is saying he would steal the money

    • @joshualuna-li931
      @joshualuna-li931 7 років тому +65

      you wouldn't be in jail, you'd be working there, how can you be in 2 places at once? Are that amazing?

    • @selleripelaa4886
      @selleripelaa4886 7 років тому +20

      Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Goku he meant he would steal

    • @shainstlouis9034
      @shainstlouis9034 7 років тому +2

      😂

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 7 років тому +34

      This is WHY THEY HAVE STRICT EMPLOYEE REGULATIONS . They are suppose to wear a UNIFORM withOUT any pockets.. There are CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.. Employees property is THOROUGHLY checked at the end of the workday to insure NONE OF IT leaves the place.. Sorry, no souvenirs..

  • @drinkcalcium9782
    @drinkcalcium9782 7 років тому +2914

    I cant beleive dirt is richer than me

    • @jakek6262
      @jakek6262 7 років тому +29

      SK Freestylers Only that dirt really.

    • @kziad1
      @kziad1 7 років тому +51

      these days dirt ain't cheap anymore. guess we should stop using "dirt cheap" to describe something really cheap

    • @Cosmo2k01
      @Cosmo2k01 7 років тому +8

      SK Freestylers So Trees grow on money not Money on trees..... WHY? MY

    • @Andre-ld5xu
      @Andre-ld5xu 7 років тому +4

      i know right

    • @tomzhangg
      @tomzhangg 7 років тому +4

      SK Freestylers you're dirt poor has become a compliment

  • @handmeadozenbeers8655
    @handmeadozenbeers8655 5 років тому +1598

    Friend: "What do you do for work?"
    Guy: " I shred money"
    Friend: 🤨 "da fuq?"

    • @lyonking1820
      @lyonking1820 5 років тому +21

      Guy: its for plants
      Friend: ?😦

    • @fuzzy2306
      @fuzzy2306 5 років тому +2

      He lying he probley takes it and hide it somewhere either his pockets

    • @delrasshial7200
      @delrasshial7200 4 роки тому

      @@fuzzy2306 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @elixia6441
      @elixia6441 4 роки тому

      @@aspectless- that subreddit is for pointing out young people on youtube, So it mean to be used on youtube

    • @ok-ul5kn
      @ok-ul5kn 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @keylimerye
    @keylimerye 6 років тому +1687

    This is Mr. Krab's *worst* nightmare!

    • @pawstrike.
      @pawstrike. 6 років тому +3

      Wool Dinosaur454 lol

    • @itgetsworsetm9856
      @itgetsworsetm9856 5 років тому +4

      I thought mentioning mr krabs was going to be my original idea.

    • @MrVlyzy
      @MrVlyzy 5 років тому +1

      The Boy Who Cried Squid you beat me to it

    • @jacobrobert9561
      @jacobrobert9561 5 років тому +6

      They actually made an episode about that

    • @timothysullivan7587
      @timothysullivan7587 5 років тому +1

      I knew I'd see this somewhere

  • @lukar.5318
    @lukar.5318 7 років тому +450

    Money is everywhere just not in my pocket

  • @oscararvizu9628
    @oscararvizu9628 5 років тому +485

    1980 criminals: let’s steal money!
    2050 criminals: let’s steal soil!

  • @demarcusshields5567
    @demarcusshields5567 8 років тому +1052

    now thats what you call rich soil

    • @NMPTV
      @NMPTV 7 років тому +27

      Demarcus Shields Haha ba dum tisss

    • @ludiwang1172
      @ludiwang1172 7 років тому +24

      They call compost "black gold".

    • @Briite
      @Briite 7 років тому +1

      Demarcus Shields pun citi

    • @derekdoan5639
      @derekdoan5639 7 років тому

      Demarcus Shields gg

    • @lucasperez8861
      @lucasperez8861 7 років тому

      Demarcus Shields so funny

  • @julianguyen8914
    @julianguyen8914 8 років тому +2927

    damn that soil is rich

  • @koovike
    @koovike 5 років тому +217

    Cashier: Ok that will be 20 dollars
    Me: *puts a pile of soil on the counter*

  • @dereknguyen7595
    @dereknguyen7595 7 років тому +512

    One man's trash is another man's cash

  • @garbage5509
    @garbage5509 6 років тому +760

    When you realise soil is richer than you

  • @dexgod7633
    @dexgod7633 5 років тому +347

    “Money, it’s everywhere”
    Homeless people: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @Noname-gh3sq
      @Noname-gh3sq 4 роки тому +3

      He s not o homeless he GO and buy a, house

    • @1whical
      @1whical 4 роки тому +6

      Get a job. Done.

    • @100cents5
      @100cents5 4 роки тому +1

      If a person is homeless then they should get a house. It's that simple

    • @GuestYouTubeUser
      @GuestYouTubeUser 4 роки тому

      Yes, because you’re lazy.

    • @trashcancollectorjoeleaves3239
      @trashcancollectorjoeleaves3239 4 роки тому

      Homeless don't want money tho , obviously lol

  • @exxplaysfifa9420
    @exxplaysfifa9420 8 років тому +427

    imagine if mr. krabs watched the entire video

    • @themcmater3453
      @themcmater3453 7 років тому +7

      ExxPlaysFIFA he's experienced it, remember?

    • @glebigozs5406
      @glebigozs5406 7 років тому +1

      ExxPlaysFIFA he would ride in the truck

    • @littleburgundy4791
      @littleburgundy4791 7 років тому +2

      ExxPlaysFIFA he would go nuts

    • @minami6891
      @minami6891 7 років тому +13

      he would bury himself in that soil.

    • @rjpena6273
      @rjpena6273 7 років тому +1

      Mr.Crabs: It burns!

  • @athena3344
    @athena3344 6 років тому +844

    i don’t care if it’s ripped or written on, i’ll take it

    • @fazercordy4470
      @fazercordy4470 5 років тому +8

      It will be rejected

    • @johnfolsted3508
      @johnfolsted3508 5 років тому +44

      @@fazercordy4470 you are regected

    • @yeah3771
      @yeah3771 5 років тому +3

      John Folsted tf that doesn’t make sense

    • @drwhite7285
      @drwhite7285 5 років тому +3

      @@johnfolsted3508 Your Profile picture is rejected.

    • @johnfolsted3508
      @johnfolsted3508 5 років тому +15

      @@drwhite7285 you dejected

  • @lolxd4871
    @lolxd4871 5 років тому +180

    Old friend: What are you working as nowadays?
    Him: *Growing tomatoes on 250 thousand dollars?*

  • @maxbui276
    @maxbui276 8 років тому +1454

    What do the employees think when they shred the money

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 8 років тому +238

      "We really should just give it to China"

    • @horriblepirate1
      @horriblepirate1 7 років тому +108

      AaronThePerson If those workers are uneducated on inflation, sure, that's probably what they'd think.

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 7 років тому +32

      Max Bui deppresed

    • @Mannumz
      @Mannumz 7 років тому +106

      I’d really want to steal some

    • @RiccardoF
      @RiccardoF 7 років тому +52

      Can i hide it in my pocket

  • @nancyreyes6617
    @nancyreyes6617 7 років тому +718

    Ay. Now I can officially say that I'm poorer than dirt😁

    • @MrBrowes
      @MrBrowes 6 років тому +5

      Nancy Reyes 😂😂😂

    • @vincentgallagher809
      @vincentgallagher809 6 років тому +3

      Your grammar is also poor

    • @nancyreyes6617
      @nancyreyes6617 6 років тому +23

      Old Things Well then sir, please enlighten me with your wonderful knowledge. How should I have written my comment? You know, in order to meet your satisfaction...

    • @vincentgallagher809
      @vincentgallagher809 6 років тому +2

      Aye. Now I can officially say I am more poor than dirt 😁

    • @chalkomaniac4000
      @chalkomaniac4000 6 років тому +15

      Philadelphia Flyers the original comment is grammatically correct your just trying to find something to argue about.

  • @scinb
    @scinb 5 років тому +97

    Me: this is kinda cool
    MrKrabs: *Shoots himself*

  • @randomhunterdude
    @randomhunterdude 8 років тому +879

    This is painful to watch.

    • @caseysalazar1084
      @caseysalazar1084 8 років тому +11

      +Order P. Cause it's money dumb shit

    • @caseysalazar1084
      @caseysalazar1084 8 років тому +1

      +Bender rrrodriguez stfu

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 7 років тому +11

      randomhunterdude no it makes me happy

    • @Silver-jd6xi
      @Silver-jd6xi 7 років тому +4

      randomhunterdude you people nowadays are so bloodthirsty for money.
      Like,
      GIMME DAT MONEY
      NO ITS MINE
      I WANT THIS
      MOM I WANT THAT
      CAN WE BUY THIS
      OMG GIMME MONEY
      *sigh*

    • @Silver-jd6xi
      @Silver-jd6xi 7 років тому +3

      Finntz that's my proof!
      And...
      Yes, I'm a alien.

  • @chrisnathanwilson
    @chrisnathanwilson 6 років тому +1761

    Just give me the money I'll help you shread it...he he he

    • @marryguap
      @marryguap 6 років тому +8

      Chris Nathan ᴵᴷᴿ

    • @hecko-ck6kh
      @hecko-ck6kh 6 років тому +1

      ®Ikr

    • @hecko-ck6kh
      @hecko-ck6kh 6 років тому +1

      JustAnother BapeGuy how?

    • @gamer-if3sd
      @gamer-if3sd 6 років тому +1

      yea like for real I only need a billion

    • @tenishaz3028
      @tenishaz3028 6 років тому +6

      Chris Nathan I can help too

  • @Arre644
    @Arre644 5 років тому +68

    They should have said: money might not grow on trees, but trees grow on money.

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 5 років тому +3

      They did

    • @steveboone1498
      @steveboone1498 5 років тому

      Scar, money might not grow on trees but they are produced from the wood of trees the same way the paper you write on is made.

    • @cjadventures8840
      @cjadventures8840 4 роки тому

      Scar 0:16

  • @erikasrah5828
    @erikasrah5828 6 років тому +537

    trees make paper
    paper make money
    money grows trees
    cool

    • @harambecheeto7684
      @harambecheeto7684 5 років тому +6

      Its a special type of paper made of cotton and linen

    • @DaKing08
      @DaKing08 5 років тому

      cycle *repeats*

    • @muhammadsyafie8322
      @muhammadsyafie8322 5 років тому

      @@harambecheeto7684 r/whoooosh

    • @JunoStatic
      @JunoStatic 5 років тому

      Money used to represent gold and silver

    • @LouieFUT
      @LouieFUT 5 років тому

      epic gamer ik that m at school we always say that

  • @horriblepirate1
    @horriblepirate1 7 років тому +71

    Going through this entire comment section, I realised something, more than half of the people commenting have no idea how the economy, and inflation works.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 років тому

      B U T
      MORE MONEY
      MORE RICHER I AM
      U DUMM'

    • @emmyma2632
      @emmyma2632 7 років тому +8

      Going through the comment section hurts. Realizing how much retards there actually are.

    • @sansirow4595
      @sansirow4595 7 років тому

      Emmy Ma But dude that soil is
      rich

    • @aiham3mm400
      @aiham3mm400 7 років тому

      Eggs n' Toast and you do ?

    • @waleedmuawia6242
      @waleedmuawia6242 6 років тому

      U sound rly clever but u.... Edited ur comment 😂😂😂

  • @callmegurpp1268
    @callmegurpp1268 5 років тому +291

    *I grab something in store*
    Mom: Whoa whoa whoa money doesn’t grow on trees
    Me: Well according to......
    *whoops my ass*

    • @steveboone1498
      @steveboone1498 5 років тому +3

      Technically money is made from the wood of trees. The only money that isn't made from trees are the coins.

    • @goldtx5052
      @goldtx5052 5 років тому

      steve boone wood is made of carbon

    • @steveboone1498
      @steveboone1498 5 років тому

      @@goldtx5052 look, you plant a seed such as a pecan seed or orange seeds and you're bound to get trees and those are not made of carbon, the same thing with trees that the paper money is made from. Look up the process on making paper from wood.

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder 4 роки тому +1

      @@steveboone1498 except most modern banknotes aren't made from regular wood pulp paper, but rather from interwoven cotton microfibers.

    • @fuckbrawadis2844
      @fuckbrawadis2844 4 роки тому

      steve boone it’s made of cotton from a farm in Massachusetts that gives it to the people who make it into money

  • @Greenfinches
    @Greenfinches 6 років тому +428

    Imagine your job was gluing each shredded piece back together

    • @shahlahakimpour7270
      @shahlahakimpour7270 5 років тому +8

      Tealstar I don’t think anybody would apply for that lol
      I know it’s a joke but still -ok-

    • @ryuu9745
      @ryuu9745 5 років тому

      Moopancake 999
      Pure devotion 😔

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 5 років тому

      Easier to just make fake money instead of that painful job. I’m not saying I do this lol

  • @Callzium
    @Callzium 7 років тому +161

    This is how you get "money trees" so the phrase wasn't fictional!

  • @calvin919
    @calvin919 5 років тому +107

    Friend: "Why do fruits and vegetables cost money?"
    Me: "It is because the soil is made out of money"

  • @marrielli6547
    @marrielli6547 7 років тому +1518

    after all money is just a paper

    • @hithere6605
      @hithere6605 7 років тому +121

      BITCH WE NEED IT TO SURVIVE

    • @squirrel2590
      @squirrel2590 7 років тому +50

      Marielle P papper coverd In ink and chemmicals and not actuall paper

    • @Sofiaode18
      @Sofiaode18 7 років тому +87

      Marielle P Well it's valuable because we make it valuable. In a hypothetical post-apocalyptic world where money has no value, something else might be used as a currency, like bottle caps.

    • @qteachai
      @qteachai 7 років тому +3

      Marielle P it is but you do USE it....And without money we wouldn't survive,no food,no water,no home,no clothes,no clean environment cuase you wanna stay clean

    • @dravelenhawk2673
      @dravelenhawk2673 6 років тому +9

      Money isn't paper.

  • @nomoreinuse2235
    @nomoreinuse2235 6 років тому +151

    That is some rich soil. (Pun Intended​)

  • @GlitchTheDeer
    @GlitchTheDeer 5 років тому +101

    Me: I'd like a job!
    Manager: Great, how shail I pay you
    Me: You don't, il pay myself

    • @fuckbrawadis2844
      @fuckbrawadis2844 4 роки тому

      Liudas Steponavičius they prob have cameras

    • @selvaggiapizzetti897
      @selvaggiapizzetti897 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nesakysiutau they will also search you

    • @aurora7554
      @aurora7554 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nesakysiutau Pretty sure they would keep a record and label each stack.

  • @deathtomegacorporations6243
    @deathtomegacorporations6243 8 років тому +233

    is this why we call some crops CASH CROPS! (pun intended)

    • @realwonkers
      @realwonkers 7 років тому +18

      thanks i wouldnt have realized it was a pun if you didnt put "pun intended"

    • @llamingo
      @llamingo 6 років тому

      Good one

  • @Craft-qw4pm
    @Craft-qw4pm 6 років тому +198

    0:48 hurts me inside

  • @livestuntshd645
    @livestuntshd645 4 роки тому +67

    Dude: "Money is our secret ingredient to making soil."
    Me: "Not anymore."

    • @alifr4088
      @alifr4088 3 роки тому

      *Starts shredding my money in a paper shredder*

  • @raffiepatrick
    @raffiepatrick 6 років тому +121

    I mean you can always give that dirty money to me

  • @icantw8
    @icantw8 6 років тому +343

    "And that's the story of how we grow tomatoes out of cash."
    So I guess that's why they call it
    cash crops.

  • @RespxctR6
    @RespxctR6 5 років тому +49

    Those employees probably stack just steal a stack a day😂

    • @realsdjdjjd
      @realsdjdjjd 5 років тому +4

      if i worked there id take at least 4 stacks of 20s

    • @realsdjdjjd
      @realsdjdjjd 5 років тому +4

      an hour***

    • @RespxctR6
      @RespxctR6 5 років тому

      realsdjdjjd epic gamer 😂

    • @dsause3194
      @dsause3194 4 роки тому +1

      realsdjdjjd it’s would be useless and you will go to jail

    • @kv297
      @kv297 4 роки тому +1

      But there are cameras good luck with that

  • @moe.kitsch6041
    @moe.kitsch6041 8 років тому +551

    draws on every piece of money in hand, destroys government with in days lol

    • @piranha031091
      @piranha031091 8 років тому +74

      Not really. For every bill destroyed, a new one is printed. And printing bills is very cheap. One might even say dirt cheap.

    • @moe.kitsch6041
      @moe.kitsch6041 8 років тому +27

      +piranha031091 puns will bring the government to shreds!oh no it's starting

    • @alienayylmaogaming48
      @alienayylmaogaming48 8 років тому +13

      What if....... I buy all of the money with my money and make it to a cheese sandwich?

    • @blixology
      @blixology 7 років тому +1

      At least you have the dirt to grow food on

    • @kyle7412
      @kyle7412 6 років тому

      piranha031091 it actually costs millions of dollars to print new money from the special paper to research to paying people to run the machines to replacing the printing presses that wear out over time etc not a cheap op at all

  • @Agostoic
    @Agostoic 8 років тому +119

    Well, this adds actual value to notes that come out of thin air and ultimately brought only debt to the world.

  • @matthewho3966
    @matthewho3966 3 роки тому +3

    This puts the phrase don’t let you money go to waste to a whole new level.

  • @CiderDivider
    @CiderDivider 7 років тому +77

    Part of my job is sorting through money and removing damaged bills (to be sent to somewhere else to be destroyed). Since my country changed to plastic bills, dealing with cash is infinitely better. Handling plastic is so much better than dealing with the "paper" style bills. Many old people prefer the paper, complaining that the plastic sticks to each other and rips easily. And as someone who physically touches thousands of dollars per shift, I can assure you plastic has my preference.

    • @8888k
      @8888k 7 років тому

      CiderDivider what country?

    • @CiderDivider
      @CiderDivider 7 років тому +1

      Lachy. Canada 🇨🇦

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 7 років тому +2

      + CiderDivider plastic is so much better

    • @CiderDivider
      @CiderDivider 7 років тому +22

      "Plastic" is just a quick term as the money is actually polymer in the same way "paper" money is mostly cotton. "Polymer banknotes last significantly longer than paper notes, causing a decrease in environmental impact and a reduced cost of production and replacement". The "plastic" notes have a much smaller footprint than the "paper" ones.

    • @OBJAssassin
      @OBJAssassin 7 років тому +1

      with a name ciderdivider I highly doubt that

  • @lumkahkin9801
    @lumkahkin9801 7 років тому +210

    imagine the soil ur stepping on right now was once 100 of dollars

  • @teejn7434
    @teejn7434 5 років тому +15

    Man: You're poor as dirt
    Me: Um actually...

  • @martinyeriksson
    @martinyeriksson 7 років тому +56

    The soil is richer than me? Ok.

  • @ajfishingshow6670
    @ajfishingshow6670 7 років тому +578

    I bet you those workers take some of that cash

    • @threestacks9025
      @threestacks9025 7 років тому +567

      Well of course they don't work there for free

    • @yourdestination6897
      @yourdestination6897 7 років тому +75

      Three Stacks when a reply gets more likes than the actual comment smh

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit 7 років тому +1

      CrayDude345 // RageEX what is smh about that

    • @yakubdascientist53
      @yakubdascientist53 7 років тому +24

      "Shaking my head" - commonly referred to as SMH it is used to describe one's disagreement on a statement or an action

    • @rjpena6273
      @rjpena6273 7 років тому +7

      David Pham I think it means "shake my hand"

  • @avakunnath6867
    @avakunnath6867 5 років тому +10

    When people talk about rich soil, this is really what they mean

  • @dionisii93
    @dionisii93 7 років тому +26

    Now _that_ is American soil

  • @lumina_grace
    @lumina_grace 7 років тому +97

    " dirt cheap"

  • @markusvuori
    @markusvuori 5 років тому +64

    Great Big Story: Money is everywhere
    Me: Where?

    • @shafos1178
      @shafos1178 5 років тому +2

      @@m4xzain871 no

    • @mandoparras
      @mandoparras 3 роки тому +1

      69 likes

    • @markusvuori
      @markusvuori 3 роки тому

      @@mandoparras nice
      Edit: just realized this comment is 1 year old lol

  • @glykos5035
    @glykos5035 7 років тому +268

    Mr Krabbs reaction:
    Video:What youre seeing is a million shreded dollars
    Mr krabbs:NUUUUUUUU MY SWEET LITTLE CHILDREN HOW COULD YOU!!

  • @Calow727
    @Calow727 7 років тому +93

    One could say that they are... Cash Crops...

    • @dravelenhawk2673
      @dravelenhawk2673 6 років тому

      Hahaha

    • @TheLil3K
      @TheLil3K 6 років тому

      OUT! I WILL BANISH YOU WITH THE DARKEST MAGIC EVEN VOLDEMORT DIDN'T KNOW! OUT!

    • @painfulhappiness2940
      @painfulhappiness2940 6 років тому +1

      Stop it , get some help.

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 6 років тому

      CoalWorker That is a very funny joke. I am not being sarcastic.

    • @TheLil3K
      @TheLil3K 6 років тому

      Rhino Alestorm it is pretty funny.

  • @santannamontanna4315
    @santannamontanna4315 5 років тому +25

    Me:I wanna work
    Work:*gets job*
    Me:Steals stacks of money

    • @ktg5713
      @ktg5713 5 років тому

      Deadassss

  • @hi-zk3bj
    @hi-zk3bj 6 років тому +60

    Cost money to make money

  • @flame7462
    @flame7462 7 років тому +93

    money doesn't grow off of trees, trees grow off of money

  •  5 років тому

    In my country, unfit bills are made to blocks to be burned and they donated to family's in need for heating

  • @packrit9891
    @packrit9891 7 років тому +23

    Here's your allowance, kids :)

  • @Sam-vy8ye
    @Sam-vy8ye 7 років тому +10

    In Australia, we invented the secure bank note. It lasts a very long time, it is almost impossible to forge because it is made of plastic and has a clear plastic window in it among other amazing features to make it secure and you can't tear it.

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 років тому

      Schismatic Sci you should see the new American 100s they have insane amounts of security on them like a hologram and shit.

    • @christophermclaren8827
      @christophermclaren8827 6 років тому

      Schismatic Sci We have the same in England

    • @gt5228z
      @gt5228z 6 років тому +1

      Most Americans don't even carry physical cash.

    • @christianbowers8728
      @christianbowers8728 6 років тому +1

      Before you discount the Aussie banknote, try stepping past your ignorance and looking into what it is. Our banknotes in Australia are the most secure in the world with over 10 security features. I swear some Americans not only live under a rock, but blatantly announce their rock is always the best rock.

    • @gt5228z
      @gt5228z 6 років тому +2

      Christian Bowers not sure who your talking about but you need to chill out man... Nobody is dissing your country's note.

  • @dennis12dec
    @dennis12dec 2 роки тому

    In Australia and other countries using polymer banknotes are recycled into other plastic products after its lifespan of 6 to 7 years under normal handling conditions.

  • @KJ-kc2co
    @KJ-kc2co 8 років тому +109

    So... Money does grow on trees lol

    • @semperudellis
      @semperudellis 8 років тому +64

      No, trees grow on money

    • @KJ-kc2co
      @KJ-kc2co 8 років тому +3

      Right thanks mate

    • @ReallyWeirdVideos
      @ReallyWeirdVideos 7 років тому

      best comment thread ever.

    • @Silver-jd6xi
      @Silver-jd6xi 7 років тому

      Kill Joy ...

    • @glebigozs5406
      @glebigozs5406 7 років тому +1

      Well the trees are powered by the sun, the wood from the trees is made into paper, and then the papers is made into money, then the money is shredded and made into soil

  • @thedood7859
    @thedood7859 7 років тому +341

    omg my dollar made it in the video

  • @igaveuponyouname8471
    @igaveuponyouname8471 5 років тому +5

    That’s why they called it rich soil.

  • @rec3avabel375
    @rec3avabel375 8 років тому +5

    imagine pulling off a heist there. millions of uncurculated bills stolen and now mostly untraceable

  • @li0nyedez103
    @li0nyedez103 6 років тому +25

    That’s why people say rich soil

  • @yato3520
    @yato3520 5 років тому +17

    Toxic Boi: YOU’RE POOR AS DIRT
    Bystander:

  • @martinyeriksson
    @martinyeriksson 7 років тому +18

    So your saying dirt is richer than me?

  • @jgmonkeysfordays6077
    @jgmonkeysfordays6077 6 років тому +387

    i never knew that i ate money yesterday
    i will like my own comment cause no one else will ;-;

  • @saishabarish7874
    @saishabarish7874 3 роки тому +2

    Dude these guys can legit make it rain!

  • @SteakChalupa
    @SteakChalupa 7 років тому +59

    money cant grow on trees, but trees can grow on money? makes sense

    • @burgernthemomrailer
      @burgernthemomrailer 6 років тому +3

      Nguyen GT Technically money can grow on trees. Well not grow more like IS trees.

    • @dackynay7848
      @dackynay7848 6 років тому

      Nguyen GT gt sucks

    • @nicoleluong1761
      @nicoleluong1761 6 років тому

      GoOdGuY gOoDbOy true tho

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 8 років тому +8

    Shouldn't the recycled money be used to be turned back into money too?

    • @rilesmattix5217
      @rilesmattix5217 7 років тому +9

      Liam Davis no, the impurities hurt bill recognization and reading of the bill. all cash would be a shade darker in green.

  • @lennysanguinolopez7921
    @lennysanguinolopez7921 5 років тому +10

    So rich soil is actually rich💭

  • @cafecake
    @cafecake 7 років тому +69

    I'm amazed the employees don't sneak a few hundred a day.

    • @epsilon3821
      @epsilon3821 6 років тому +15

      Zachary Mueller It's not like their spending would be tracked or that a guard doesn't search them every time they leave.

    • @Shadow-dq3pg
      @Shadow-dq3pg 6 років тому +1

      Epi how would you know

    • @42ndsubject49
      @42ndsubject49 6 років тому +8

      Shadow duh security. It's required for this kinds of facilities.

    • @42ndsubject49
      @42ndsubject49 6 років тому +6

      Shadow it's like you're saying prison has no guards just because you haven't been there.

    • @epsilon3821
      @epsilon3821 6 років тому +1

      42ndSubject Shadow is a kid, mate. Be more harsh on them :)

  • @peepeeluver154
    @peepeeluver154 7 років тому +59

    ArE YOu FeeLiNg It NOw MiStEr KrAbS

    • @iluvu2252
      @iluvu2252 6 років тому

      😩😩😲😷😷😷😷😨😨😬😬😠😠😠😡😡😡😪😪no.

    • @jedorikku1205
      @jedorikku1205 6 років тому

      BIG MeATy *CLAWS*

    • @Jason-cl6yp
      @Jason-cl6yp 6 років тому

      Jimins smol Pepper ua-cam.com/video/v71c6NDs5VI/v-deo.html

  • @mobius8675
    @mobius8675 4 роки тому +2

    This puts a whole new meaning to "dirt cheap"

  • @welderboy14
    @welderboy14 8 років тому +204

    "But the soil it creates will be priceless" Bullshit.

    • @gabe5499
      @gabe5499 7 років тому +8

      welderboy14 the word priceless can go both ways. Priceless-useless/worthless or Priceless-worth too much for money/precious

    • @Bp-rg3oj
      @Bp-rg3oj 7 років тому +1

      lmaoo

    • @vogellied
      @vogellied 7 років тому +8

      Given that the soil produced saves our native soils, conserves an absolutely unique habitat in the Pontchartrain Basis and her estuaries from excess fertilizers, herbicides, miticides, fungicides, and pesticides, and soil is not a renewable resource, taking thousands of years to develop, then yes, priceless, at least from the perspective of conservation of natural resources.

    • @sethmaskovich6541
      @sethmaskovich6541 7 років тому +1

      it will be worth 24m

  • @romym2742
    @romym2742 8 років тому +4

    Great story, editing, everything... just amazing

    • @ProvenAndProbable
      @ProvenAndProbable 8 років тому +1

      A dollar is 371.25 grains of silver (1792 Coinage Act), and money is good and silver per Article 1 Sec 10 of the constitution, that is why the word money cannot be printed on a Federal Reserve Note. Sad that sophisms such as this video make major media sites that misinform with incorrect terms.

  • @robertahart5160
    @robertahart5160 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the deflation!

  • @CornettoMcLovin
    @CornettoMcLovin 7 років тому +23

    1:40 If only he could turn soil into cash...

  • @joseph-ri7em
    @joseph-ri7em 7 років тому +23

    Soil made from chemically treated paper? Sounds good nothing wrong with that...

    • @shmeller5900
      @shmeller5900 6 років тому

      joseph 100 The shredding process covers that.

  • @sewerspitz
    @sewerspitz 5 років тому +6

    Genuinely one of the best ways for sustainable development. We need to do this everywhere

  • @gunman236
    @gunman236 7 років тому +6

    *hands cashier dirt*
    '*mumbles*' - that's ...that's about enough right?~
    ( ' - ' )

  • @ultradotcom5532
    @ultradotcom5532 6 років тому +24

    So trees are made by money so why can the trees give us the money instead of tomatoes

  • @drkishwarkhan
    @drkishwarkhan 5 років тому +1

    Money into soil, trees grown from it, transpiration in trees form vapour which form clouds giving rain and that water used the grow more trees and crops for food so ultimately money is everything :2019

  • @Emerald29
    @Emerald29 7 років тому +30

    Stanley and mr crabs nightmare

    • @Choppercity843
      @Choppercity843 6 років тому

      // Emerald1229 \\ stanley is probably an employee shredding the money lol

  • @PatCatt
    @PatCatt 8 років тому +42

    I guess those are now... cash crops...

    • @fideldog1
      @fideldog1 7 років тому

      quality jokes Pat Cat

  • @poojapatel5075
    @poojapatel5075 5 років тому +9

    *signs up for a job at that place for no obvious reason* 😶

  • @jonathancoy5542
    @jonathancoy5542 7 років тому +147

    Can I just get 1 stack?
    Please no one will notice :( I just wanna buy myself lots of donuts ;(

    • @jakek6262
      @jakek6262 7 років тому +6

      The speedster Get some for me

    • @jonathancoy5542
      @jonathancoy5542 7 років тому +1

      Marc Fleury :)

    • @donut5818
      @donut5818 7 років тому +2

      We Should Buys Tons Of Food And Play Mario Kart XD

    • @falconx8719
      @falconx8719 7 років тому

      Then others want it. And then some others. If they are nice to one person they have to give to others.

    • @Adam-yo3bt
      @Adam-yo3bt 7 років тому

      Falcon X make it a secret deal

  • @fridrichguardo1657
    @fridrichguardo1657 7 років тому +4

    I have a question. Does money grow in trees now?

  • @linnard5489
    @linnard5489 4 роки тому +1

    Isnt it a little ironic that they show us tape and plastic on those notes and one sequence later all of that went to the same compost

  • @neighphen3406
    @neighphen3406 7 років тому +7

    "We turn cash into soil"

  • @MiCKi914
    @MiCKi914 8 років тому +4

    This is so cool! Glad they're recycling :)

  • @aaandag9688
    @aaandag9688 4 роки тому +2

    Tree --> Paper --> Money --> Shredded Money --> Compost --> Trees

  • @user-eq4my1cp5z
    @user-eq4my1cp5z 7 років тому +6

    When people say the expression the Soil is very rich... I see what they mean now.

  • @lebronjames7073
    @lebronjames7073 6 років тому +18

    Me Krabs wouldn't like this

  • @alfredofernando9599
    @alfredofernando9599 3 роки тому +1

    What a very premium Soil and Vegetables that i ever seen. It Will be a very awesome privilege to eat one of those veggies

  • @rilesmattix5217
    @rilesmattix5217 7 років тому +4

    that money looks fine!

    • @dextray
      @dextray 7 років тому +1

      if you got the to look the majority of these cash, you wouldn't be saying this right now.

  • @mr_giddyglowafk7683
    @mr_giddyglowafk7683 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine the cash is reunited with his cash brother in the soil and they grow into one tree and they like “we are 1”

  • @bensimons4417
    @bensimons4417 5 років тому

    I feel like the ink/chemicals in the money would be a problem, I could be wrong, but you would think that would come through into the veggies??? Am I wrong???