Plot twist, he knew how to fight the whole time and wouldn't have had any trouble surviving assassination, he just legitimately liked her the whole time and wanted to keep moving forward with her.
There is a reason an assassin is out there for him...depends, either he's just lucky, (badass) he can take care of himself, or (darker theory) he's just that good at manipulating.
Yea he's an ex assassin who got to involved knew to much so he dipped they needed him dead so they sent her to kill him he knew it was a shit life and wanted her to live better so he decided to help her
Plot twist, the reason why the boss wants you dead so much is because you adopted their best assassin and things escalated since. You keep on adopting them, I mean.
Nah... the actual manga/LN title would be something like: "My girlfriend is a top-class assassin that was hired to eliminate me but she failed and fell in love with me, so her ex-boss wants to eliminate her too, and that's how I became a top-class assassin too to protect our relationship." Or something of the kind, with at least that many words.
@@NotCadu Yes, i was just making a joke as to what the title would have been if it was released in a certain time period when every title was the synopsis of the manga.
Selfishness and evilness gives power to the individual but kindness and goodness gives power to the group. A lone good person cannot beat an evil person, but good people rarely fight alone. That is why good triumphs over evil.
@@LastGoatKnight I was speaking more of a parable than a stand up fight. About the importance of teamwork, and how logistics wins wars, or whatever. I was kinda talking out of my ass.
@@ianyoder2537 I know that and thanks for the emotional support. I just said that I am an island in every single community I'm in and though it is great sometimes I could use some teamwork.
3:23 That is so badass! An Assassin Wife and a guy who is able to give her love and support. Their the next Spy Family. Now all they need is a telepathic daughter.❤
In the future: Child: Hey dad, how did you and mom met? 😊 Father: well that’s easy to tell you, she was sent out by her boss to have my head Mother: Yep, I had plenty of chances to … him but every time I do he made me fall in love with him
That's just $102 with inflation! an assassin should make over $100,000, to pay for changes in identity and passport, among other things to not be a target themselves, not that I know of that expertise. -Tucker
Yknow I’m pretty sure by the 3rd meeting she was just making stuff up so he’d take her to the amusement park. Also ever seen a one shot and wanted to read an entire series on it? I have.
Kid:(child) dad how did you and mom meet ?.. Dad: you see son she tried to kill me and i made her mine Son: wow so what's kill? (17 years later) (The son gets targeted by many killers) Son: so dad this is my harem Dad:i am proud of you
Three cheers! I give two just because his immeadiate plan was to curry favor. I can't be bothered. Probably would be hard to befriend her afterwards but I just can't roll over to an oppurtunity like this.
Heres a few manga with a simmilar concept: *Sakamoto Days -Retired Master Hitman lives life happily with family, until the 7 eleven he owns gets attacked and hijinks ensues. *Yozakura Family -Supposedly Average mc marries childhood friend whos the head of the best Hitman Group *Kururu Kill Me -Rich mc falls in love with assasin sent to kill him, so he hires her (anonymously) to murderize him so he can interact her *imagine if the suspension bridge effect was the golden gate bridge* anyway mc is batshit wacky
Plot twist, he knew how to fight the whole time and wouldn't have had any trouble surviving assassination, he just legitimately liked her the whole time and wanted to keep moving forward with her.
That would be cool
I mean there was a reason he was a target right?
There is a reason an assassin is out there for him...depends, either he's just lucky, (badass) he can take care of himself, or (darker theory) he's just that good at manipulating.
@@silveredbullet802 not neccessarily. Maybe somebody got jealous of him and wanted to kill him because he was such a nice person
Yea he's an ex assassin who got to involved knew to much so he dipped they needed him dead so they sent her to kill him he knew it was a shit life and wanted her to live better so he decided to help her
"I bought my life with cold noodles"
Truly the greatest deal of all time
should be "I bought my wife with cold noodles"
@@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 I see no difference
@@Becuaseofme same
This has been probably the greatest deal in the history of deals.
The complete opposite would be the merchant of death swapped with a wnba player
This is actually a brilliant strategy, you're taking allies away from the enemy and bringing them to your side.
SMORT
thats why paid allies arent really allies at all
Shame you can only do it once. Unless they start sending child assassins at you and you convince your(probably yandere) wife to adopt a few.
Plot twist, the reason why the boss wants you dead so much is because you adopted their best assassin and things escalated since. You keep on adopting them, I mean.
@@McGrewer You underestimate the power of genuine platonic friendship.
"I like the type of woman that would just kill me"
I see you are an individual of culture as well
Nice reference, spike.
As a Cowboy Bebop enjoyer I must say great taste
EWWW
Well I like the type of woman that spare my life
The perfect ending we all wanted
Fact
Nah... the actual manga/LN title would be something like:
"My girlfriend is a top-class assassin that was hired to eliminate me but she failed and fell in love with me, so her ex-boss wants to eliminate her too, and that's how I became a top-class assassin too to protect our relationship."
Or something of the kind, with at least that many words.
Well, if it was dubbed by a generic manga channel
@@danielarmandovazqueztejeda6288 That too, but I meant it like an actual title.
If you've paid attention to some of the longer titles out there.
@@Petq011 Oh
The autor chose this name so they can't change that much
@@NotCadu Yes, i was just making a joke as to what the title would have been if it was released in a certain time period when every title was the synopsis of the manga.
That escalated quickly. But I think that kindness does pay off after all. Not for me, though but that's another can of worms.
Selfishness and evilness gives power to the individual but kindness and goodness gives power to the group. A lone good person cannot beat an evil person, but good people rarely fight alone. That is why good triumphs over evil.
@@ianyoder2537 I'm a smart kid in the stupidest class in middle school. Only four of us can be said that good person. I like the odds😅
@@LastGoatKnight I was speaking more of a parable than a stand up fight. About the importance of teamwork, and how logistics wins wars, or whatever. I was kinda talking out of my ass.
@Ian Yoder At least your honest and that's all that matters. Lol
@@ianyoder2537 I know that and thanks for the emotional support. I just said that I am an island in every single community I'm in and though it is great sometimes I could use some teamwork.
Thank you for introducing me to so many fun web manga
same here, couldn't agree more!
When they said " Make you wedding a memorable one" I think fighting a hit squad with your wife does top that list
3:23 That is so badass! An Assassin Wife and a guy who is able to give her love and support. Their the next Spy Family. Now all they need is a telepathic daughter.❤
"What is the best way to defeat an opponent? To make them your friend." -Sensei Wu.
Or wifu
I would have never imagined how freaking wholesome this would get
That was a more detailed story than I expected.
And it ends with a banger tune, Mechanical Rythym from Xenoblade Chronicles 1.
This teaches us that let our last words always be: "Wanna have a drink?"
I just love happy endings.
The Power Couple we really needed while we wait for new seasons from Spy x Family & Chainsaw Man 😎💯
"I kill people, and my boss pays me nothing!"
"So kill your boss! Dare to live out the American dream!"
This is adorable, and it made me smile temporarily
assasin girl and her target become bad ass couple, just need a telepathic kid and they would be Spy X family
Honestly, if it ends up going anywhere you should just "call kind" of skills. The Vibes of something wholesome yet violent are strong here.
This was so wholesome
"The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend."
I've seen Mr and Mrs Smith. This checks out.
This has "let me do it for you" vibes.
The assasin afther drink: I hate my life ☠️
I'll be honest I didn't expect an ending like this
You made my morning 5 times better with this
I appreciate this! Thanks.
What a good ending, I thought its another tragic ending but I'm wrong, I really like the ending.
The waiting game at its best ☕️😐
🪨
best. wedding. EVER!
Can’t forget the most important part of the wedding after all
Cutting the cake
In the future:
Child: Hey dad, how did you and mom met? 😊
Father: well that’s easy to tell you, she was sent out by her boss to have my head
Mother: Yep, I had plenty of chances to … him but every time I do he made me fall in love with him
Child with dirty mind: ...What do you mean by "head"
@@MoanKnightThe child, and also all of us.
That's just $102 with inflation! an assassin should make over $100,000, to pay for changes in identity and passport, among other things to not be a target themselves, not that I know of that expertise.
-Tucker
I don't know what's more painful, getting shot or the cost of those disneyland tickets.
Well that story took a whole 180, and then another 180 turning into a badass romantical relationship!
Thats a one shot manga ??!! Boy that thing is good is should a be a anime
And for tonight’s special he has a gun
You like Assassin Chan would you like to see longer content like this?
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At first we have "People die when they are killed". Then "Even how many times you kill me I'll never die". Now "If you die I'll kill you"-2023
Briliant. Feels like my fanatasy had become a reality
Wow that was amazing 😍
This was a nice one looking forwards to the next
Titles be like: That One Time I Had An Assassin After Me But We Ended Up Hitting It Off After A Night Out Drinking Together As My Last Request!
Till death do us part, Heavenly be thy drip
Guy: "That is how I met your mother"
Very cute, short Story.😍😍😍😍
Love the ending.😍😍😍😍
Loved it!
The series must continue!
This Made My Day
This is what I’d imagine would happen in DND if the bard got a bounty on his head
3:14 Ma'am that's not how death works
This is what I assume will happen when Loid and Yor learn the truth about each other
What an ending
This could actually be a good mix of romance and action manga like fr I would read this
Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade within star wars legends in a shellnut
Guess we just have to wait and till we see
>be me
>*hears the ending song*
>This is a good result!
Now that's what I call a happy ending!
Well ig treating others as u treat urself is one way to get out of a close to death situation
Kinda similar to yozakura family in a way that the mc is just a normal guy but becomes a top notch assassin for his girl
Oh, okage. I see you too are a man of culture 🧐
0:21 What music is this? I want to know please.
"And that's how I meet your mother"
Holywood get on this, whe need this as a movie.
Lol the music shift at the end!
I don’t know what it was about this one in particular but I really liked it
So wholesome.
I would have killed her the moment she turned around, but this is cute too❤
Phantom: Requiem for the phanto. But in a parallel universe.
Yknow I’m pretty sure by the 3rd meeting she was just making stuff up so he’d take her to the amusement park.
Also ever seen a one shot and wanted to read an entire series on it? I have.
When the mechanical rhythm hits.
This would be a pretty anime awesome ngl
The outro music is Xenoblade Chronicles OST - Mechanical Rhythm
And that kids, is how i met your mother.
MTF TURNED ON DOOM MUSIC IN THE END HAHAHHAHA
3:16 huh if he dies what you going to do revive him just kill him they put if u die I won't be Abel to eat cold noodles agian 🥺
That was just so cute and wholesome ! Damn !
my man maxed out on persuasion
all they need now is a lil girl with psychic powers and they're set
Ah yes, my favorite ship dynamic.
The best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend.
Kid:(child) dad how did you and mom meet ?..
Dad: you see son she tried to kill me and i made her mine
Son: wow so what's kill?
(17 years later)
(The son gets targeted by many killers)
Son: so dad this is my harem
Dad:i am proud of you
This assassin knows its *Modelo Time*
I liked that it now says "Love" instead of "Kill"
" my life with my assassen wife."
an anime i love to watch. 😁
You are not yourself when you are hungry.
Sun Tzu would be proud. 🍷🗿
I guess.
God damn he pulled a one eighty turned into John wick
90 bucks for killing a person
dam the value of a human life has droped a lot
"if you die i'll kill you" JELP ME WHAT
this guy is risking his account to save his ass but was worth it he even got a assassin gf 😅
“if you die i’ll kill you” how would you kill me if im already dead?
Three cheers!
I give two just because his immeadiate plan was to curry favor. I can't be bothered.
Probably would be hard to befriend her afterwards but I just can't roll over to an oppurtunity like this.
Heres a few manga with a simmilar concept:
*Sakamoto Days
-Retired Master Hitman lives life happily with family, until the 7 eleven he owns gets attacked and hijinks ensues.
*Yozakura Family
-Supposedly Average mc marries childhood friend whos the head of the best Hitman Group
*Kururu Kill Me
-Rich mc falls in love with assasin sent to kill him, so he hires her (anonymously) to murderize him so he can interact her *imagine if the suspension bridge effect was the golden gate bridge* anyway mc is batshit wacky
I don't know what's this feeling, like this should be turned into an enemy or something, HMmmm.
The best love story I ever seen in my life.
If life gives you assassin but em a drink
3:26
Based
Now this is what I call romance
Just awesome