The whole wrapping paper to gift bag bit has solid advice though. People wanna know why their relationships suck, and it's exactly because they've stopped putting in the effort.
"If the first thing you have to do every morning is remember who you are, then you're probably an alcoholic" I don't know why that one got me! 😆😆 I nearly spat my drink out from laughing!
And when he finally let's it slip to Mom that he threw the calendar away, she says "well, I guess you didn't look for all the money I had taped to the back of a few of the days, I forget how many days, but 500 dollars worth of days....you idiot of a son, you." THAT would be funny.
@@paperclips4113 lol in hindsight I can't believe I bought it. But she is a clean freak. She told me it would have been a fabulous gift on any non holiday. Lol my argument was "at least I didn't give it to you on Valentine's day"
@@paperclips4113 she was genuinely PO'd. The worst part is that it was big and quite heavy. And we learn as children that usually =good. In my defense, like I said, most other days that would have been an epic gift for a person such as she. But yeah after about 18 years she hasn't let it go
@@paperclips4113 one time for her 34th bday I got her 34 gifts only she did not know there was 34 gifts. My plan was start cheap and go up. The first was eye drops for contact wearers. After that it took about 30 more before I won her back. Ftr the 33rd and 34th were black pearls encrusted in 18k gold. But I'm pretty sure the murine, cheap nail polish and numerous other crap gifts beforehand kinda killed the impact there.
@@LN-Lifer 😂😂😂 Welp. It already happened. Trying to do better, next time, is the only thing to do. It's a funny mistake and it will go down as such, as long as U don't repeat... It should always be the go-to joke. It's funny. In the big scheme of things. Congratulations on 18 years! BTW
“‘To Kelly from Steve.’ You’re neither Kelly nor Steve” That reminds me of a scene in Tootsie, where Michael gives Sandy a box of chocolates with the card, “Thank you for a lovely night in front of the fire. Missing you. Les.” Michael Dorsey received the box, when Les thought he was gifting it to a * Dorothy Michaels *
We made plastic ashtrays in Industrial Arts class in middle school (c. 1978). We also handled our formaldehyde-impregnated specimens for HS Biology _without gloves_ . Our teacher had us slather on Vaseline so our hands wouldn’t go numb.
@@christyberkey8023 Very true! I was looking through photo albums and for my first Christmas my dad got mom nothing but ankle weights, dumbbells, a Stair master, etc. Judging by the look on her face, none of them were things she asked for 🤣
I hav gotn a lot of "favorite" gifts..... like a long stick thing with a handle & squeeze button to control the other end of the stick which grabs crap so I won't have 2 bend over 2 pick up..... yeeeHaaa!
I like this most of all about Santa cc too, the records and the telling of only sweet lies. It used to be more than 4 children which gets regarded as a large family. Now after only the second child many eyebrows in the neighborhood get raised instead maybe most of the time on the faces of the much harder to be around. So much harder to be around that some parents don't know what to do then there in the same neighborhoods no matter how large of a home they can build. Lucky the man now who has many nieces and nephews instead to buy Christmas presents for.
Had to tell my daughter we are Santa because she wanted a vintage barbie camper that was going for $350, when we told her that maybe Santa has the newer one she hit us with well I’m a good girl so he’ll get it for me 😢 welp we had to break her heart lol and she was still happy with the newer camper that xmas 🤶
So my hun bun desperately wants a KitchenAid mixer. He has been ranting and raving about this thing. So I've been looking over at him this whole time this lady's telling me only smug married women have kitchen aids, like "you want to tell me something". While he's making excuses about it's 1 billion uses I'm just saying "if you wanted me to put a ring on it you could have just told he so." I think it's funnier because he's proposed like three times. I said yes like three times. We still haven't picked a date...
I know it's just a joke but there's no excuse for no Xmas present. Write a love letter or create something from what you have. Do the newer generations know how to write letters to people 😜 j/k
Some ppl only use dry comedy because their kids are with them.. soo if they didn't know about Santa they do now! Lucky my daughter was pretty sure he didn't exist already but dang man 🤣
That was my first thought. I’m alone and my kids are 30ish, but I would have been really angry in those circumstances. I’m sorry about your daughter’s let down.
1st guy. That’s not a good gift. The person will just wait for the holidays every year till his debt is paid by you. 2nd comedian. Men do not know that that stuff is only on a wedding gift registry. Especially single men.
Me while zipping up the winter coat of my 6yo son: "So....who in your class still believes in Santa?" Take credit for all the gifts you bought people. This old fat guy he only visits you once a year shouldn't take all the credit for all your hard work, that's what I'm saying. My 9yo now tells me "You can buy me this for Christmas."
She's a beautiful comedienne (2nd act in) but she should just slow up her speaking just a little. She said that her husband was slow in taking uppints. By the time I realised that she actually meant taking up hints.... The joke was gone. Sorry love. Merry Christmas.
What was the worst or strangest Christmas gift you ever got? The first one that comes to mind for me is an about 6" brass ring with a whistle hanging from it that my Home Shopping Network addicted mother-in-law gave me. What is that for???
8:07 that's not funny well sort of I guess it all depends on what side of the gift you're on we don't have to take that do we oh we do all the time it's in the contract okay never mind
“You didn’t get a gift because your difficult to be around”
That’s like Santa giving you hints 😅
The whole wrapping paper to gift bag bit has solid advice though. People wanna know why their relationships suck, and it's exactly because they've stopped putting in the effort.
There is no Santa when you can’t afford the Wish List🤣 Gonna use that😅
"If the first thing you have to do every morning is remember who you are, then you're probably an alcoholic" I don't know why that one got me! 😆😆 I nearly spat my drink out from laughing!
This guy is hilarious 🤣
Nearly spit the vodka out?!
@@svelas100 explicit reply...some form of alcohol I presume.
It’s spat, not spit.
“I’m going to spit this sour milk out” or “I spat out the sour milk”. Spat is past tense 😉👍
Every day I say to myself, “john, you should stop drinking “ well; thank God my name isn’t john
"Baby that's Jesus' Xbox....it's about to be his birthday" omg the conviction in that
“Nice job, crumbs” 😂😂
Excited to listen as I'm currently wrapping gifts.
Me too!
Completely Adore Your Face!
Your name tho
I hope you're using the good wrapping paper!
Same
"I'm going to have to have you look at something for me"... True gauge of marital devotion!
Ho! Ho! Ho! There is no way to put a price on laughter! It’s medicine to the soul. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The greeting card joke could also work like this: * Two owls spooning * First one: “Owl I want for Christmas is…”
Second one: “Who?”
First: “You!”
That would be a good card even though I agree with the guy from the video -- after few years together let's forget the cards.
First joke my brother owes me… I still got him a gift. Family got to help family. But it’s helpful to laugh about it, comedians are therapy.
Great to listen to wrapping gifts 😂
Im an uncle and I love it! All the fun none of the drama.
And when he finally let's it slip to Mom that he threw the calendar away, she says "well, I guess you didn't look for all the money I had taped to the back of a few of the days, I forget how many days, but 500 dollars worth of days....you idiot of a son, you." THAT would be funny.
Hahaha good one😁🌟
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@@DandyLion.Wishes 👍😂😂
Thanks Drybar. Funny stuff from some really funny people.
"How many pills are you supposed to take this is rediculous" lost it at that one. Absolutely felt.
My hubby once got me a clip board and post it notes for my birthday. Lol still love him tho
Always love the comedy, so thank you, going out to everyone involved!
My wife's hint was turning up the car radio when she heard wedding themed music and commercials.
One Christmas I bought my wife a fancy vacuum she'd been looking at every time we walked into Target all year. That didn't go over all to well
OMGosh, Travis! Nobody ever taught you better than that?!?! 😳😂
@@paperclips4113 lol in hindsight I can't believe I bought it. But she is a clean freak. She told me it would have been a fabulous gift on any non holiday. Lol my argument was "at least I didn't give it to you on Valentine's day"
@@paperclips4113 she was genuinely PO'd. The worst part is that it was big and quite heavy. And we learn as children that usually =good. In my defense, like I said, most other days that would have been an epic gift for a person such as she. But yeah after about 18 years she hasn't let it go
@@paperclips4113 one time for her 34th bday I got her 34 gifts only she did not know there was 34 gifts. My plan was start cheap and go up. The first was eye drops for contact wearers. After that it took about 30 more before I won her back. Ftr the 33rd and 34th were black pearls encrusted in 18k gold. But I'm pretty sure the murine, cheap nail polish and numerous other crap gifts beforehand kinda killed the impact there.
@@LN-Lifer 😂😂😂
Welp. It already happened.
Trying to do better, next time, is the only thing to do.
It's a funny mistake and it will go down as such, as long as U don't repeat...
It should always be the go-to joke. It's funny. In the big scheme of things.
Congratulations on 18 years! BTW
That is true, only married women have a kitchen aid mixer but only loved married women have the pasta maker with the kitchen aid mixer
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
Helping me get through Christmas.
“‘To Kelly from Steve.’ You’re neither Kelly nor Steve” That reminds me of a scene in Tootsie, where Michael gives Sandy a box of chocolates with the card, “Thank you for a lovely night in front of the fire. Missing you. Les.” Michael Dorsey received the box, when Les thought he was gifting it to a * Dorothy Michaels *
Making ashtrays in our class lol 🤣 Such a good joke!
It’s the truth! I went to Catholic school and I remember this.
When you have head trauma you HAVE to wake up and remember who you are….and then WHERE you are!
Sad thing is, I totally understand. 🤯😂😂
It’s better to lease than to own - be an Aunt or an Uncle !
Flamingos in the backround!! Did Dry Bar Comedy come to Florida ????
This compilation is a dream lol
30 seconds in and already laughing 👍
We made plastic ashtrays in Industrial Arts class in middle school (c. 1978).
We also handled our formaldehyde-impregnated specimens for HS Biology _without gloves_ .
Our teacher had us slather on Vaseline so our hands wouldn’t go numb.
My favorite ridiculous gift? Work out equipment! All I want for Christmas is for you to lose some friggin' weight! 🤣
Unless you ask for that Peleton for Christmas, of course.
@@christyberkey8023 Very true! I was looking through photo albums and for my first Christmas my dad got mom nothing but ankle weights, dumbbells, a Stair master, etc. Judging by the look on her face, none of them were things she asked for 🤣
I hav gotn a lot of "favorite" gifts..... like a long stick thing with a handle & squeeze button to control the other end of the stick which grabs crap so I won't have 2 bend over 2 pick up..... yeeeHaaa!
Repeat. I wish drybar would actually show the date of first release.
0:54 Yeah my brother already said I'm on my own there 🙄🙄 apparently it's up to me to give my mom the grandchildren she always wanted 🙄😒🙄
Thanks!
Funny stuff already
I love wrapping gifts but I don’t give gifts - I wrap my friends gifts for them.
Being an aunt or uncle is the best! No judgement. I guess it's probably like being a grandparent. But..I don't know about that yet. 🤞🏾🙂
Being Papa is even more fun than the uncle because their mom doesn't hate you for leading their husband astray.😁
MOST alcoholics are NOT 12-steppers.
I'd be thrilled if my Santa still did Lego!
13:09 😂😂😂👏crumbs tahahahahahaha!!!!
These are great 💕
❗💥 *PIE CHART* 💥 ❗
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Please tag the comedians featured in these videos so we can enjoy the artist further!
I laughed so hard I cried. All true, it's all true.
The last guy was my favorite!
Loved the first two and last 2
Caleb Elliot 😂😂
Santa does Legos and action figures
I like this most of all about Santa cc too, the records and the telling of only sweet lies. It used to be more than 4 children which gets regarded as a large family. Now after only the second child many eyebrows in the neighborhood get raised instead maybe most of the time on the faces of the much harder to be around. So much harder to be around that some parents don't know what to do then there in the same neighborhoods no matter how large of a home they can build. Lucky the man now who has many nieces and nephews instead to buy Christmas presents for.
Good clean comedy
Aaron Woodall is kind of dark. No wonder he's my favorite.
Had to tell my daughter we are Santa because she wanted a vintage barbie camper that was going for $350, when we told her that maybe Santa has the newer one she hit us with well I’m a good girl so he’ll get it for me 😢 welp we had to break her heart lol and she was still happy with the newer camper that xmas 🤶
I love my KitchenAid mixer.
That's a pardon gift.
So true
That's funny!
Lol
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So my hun bun desperately wants a KitchenAid mixer. He has been ranting and raving about this thing. So I've been looking over at him this whole time this lady's telling me only smug married women have kitchen aids, like "you want to tell me something". While he's making excuses about it's 1 billion uses I'm just saying "if you wanted me to put a ring on it you could have just told he so." I think it's funnier because he's proposed like three times. I said yes like three times. We still haven't picked a date...
O yeah; pre-school, too.
My mother got herself designer clothes and quality stuff but got us China knock-offs if they were around back then.
listening for 10 seconds...I'm like Obama does stand up? Something about the voice.
17:47 👏👏
my dad proposed to my mom on christmas morning, he put the ring box in a gigantic box to trick her
Tom b. May need that quote drv 2022
Maybe you should have asked for service too, well maybe next Christmas
Financial corner. 😂
About the third one: YES WE NO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, stop asking that stupid question a 100 times! So annoying!
😂😂broke means...
I know it's just a joke but there's no excuse for no Xmas present. Write a love letter or create something from what you have. Do the newer generations know how to write letters to people 😜 j/k
I always wrote poems as gifts. Made them about the person. They were appreciated.
@@joannaedwards6325 God bless your wonderful soul 🦋
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Back atcha ! 😊 ✌
If you really did that to your brother.....cant imagine how easy you are to be around
Some ppl only use dry comedy because their kids are with them.. soo if they didn't know about Santa they do now! Lucky my daughter was pretty sure he didn't exist already but dang man 🤣
That was my first thought. I’m alone and my kids are 30ish, but I would have been really angry in those circumstances. I’m sorry about your daughter’s let down.
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Repeat. Still funny though
1st guy. That’s not a good gift. The person will just wait for the holidays every year till his debt is paid by you.
2nd comedian. Men do not know that that stuff is only on a wedding gift registry. Especially single men.
Don't laugh about the kitchen Aid mixer. I've been married 37 years. Pitiful that I want a vacuum cleaner.
Me while zipping up the winter coat of my 6yo son: "So....who in your class still believes in Santa?" Take credit for all the gifts you bought people. This old fat guy he only visits you once a year shouldn't take all the credit for all your hard work, that's what I'm saying. My 9yo now tells me "You can buy me this for Christmas."
What a perfect con artist
Don't mormons watch the NFL?? The tom Brady bit was funny as all get out!
🤣👉 sucking air out of footballs on the sidelines!
The suicide joke was not remotely funny for those personally affected. I'm shocked it was included in this compilation.
Suicide is not funny. Please do not put that bit on here. no Aaron Woodall
You never loan money to family, you give it, if you can't do that, then don't give it.
She's a beautiful comedienne (2nd act in) but she should just slow up her speaking just a little. She said that her husband was slow in taking uppints. By the time I realised that she actually meant taking up hints.... The joke was gone. Sorry love. Merry Christmas.
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What was the worst or strangest Christmas gift you ever got? The first one that comes to mind for me is an about 6" brass ring with a whistle hanging from it that my Home Shopping Network addicted mother-in-law gave me. What is that for???
It's a noisy way to repel some would-be attacker. Its gets attention, too.
My worst? The boy I was dating at the time gave my an exercise gadget that was a 'bust developer'.
At 1:45 the comedian was a "Karen" trying to use her entitlement perception of marriage comedy. Usually dry bar has better material.
Santa exists with the grace and for the glory of God. Amen.
I found ZERO humor with Aaron Woodall. Was he trying to be funny because, if so, it wasn't working.
8:07 that's not funny well sort of I guess it all depends on what side of the gift you're on we don't have to take that do we oh we do all the time it's in the contract okay never mind
Wake up and say,,,”Shitfuck!!”…
Most of these are flat out not funny.
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