Sun Tzu said that, and he knows a little more about than you buddy because he invented it, and he perfected it so no one could outsmart him in the ring of honor!
Watching them laugh at each other's and their own horrible lines has been a highlight of my day. Also shoutout to the editor for using the TF2 Frying Pan sound effect during the TF2 match.
Imagine trying to pick out the canonically weakest characters and not picking the one that is canonically smaller than an orange and literally relies on other, even smaller creatures to do the work for him.
Joker: I killed him by shooting him in the face Bayonetta: Please I punched her out of orbit to the sun. Terry: I fought god with my bare fists idk what you guys are on? Sonic: I just one shot them by going super xD Kirby: Poyo (I killed God with the power of friendship) Pichu, Ice climbers, game and watch, olimar/alph, etc: You guys kill gods?!
Except kirby has done it every other Tuesday at this point He's killed one demi god (atleast) in every game not counting spin offs and his 1st game and then we have the funny little magician named magolor who would've conquered the universe if it wasn't for kirby and during that fight something the size of a multiverse exploded and kirby didn't even flinch. Not to mention literal god died to kirby everyone else would get put in a frying pan and sent into orbit around the sun and coming back perfectly cooked. He's done that before
11:56 tbh I'll say that Ridley is more fitting than Mewtwo for the role of Alien since Ridley's head is shape as a Xenomorph and his tail is more like a Xenomorph as well more than Mewtwo does
5:57 Little Z throwing just on principle? Mad respect... Also, the fact that the Villagers look like Australians is making me think New Horizons set in the founding of Australia.
For the canonically strongest characters you should have picked Steve because Steve’s inventory has 4 rows of 9 slots each. That is 36 slots, plus one for the right hand, 37 slots. Each one can carry a single (non-stackeble) Shulker Box with up to 3 × 9 slots for items. So one Shulker box can carry up to 3 × 9 × 64 = 1728 items. And if you have 37 Shulker Boxes in your inventory, you get 37 × 1728 = 63936 items. Plus, 4 items armor and 37 shulker boxes, so 63973 items and he can carry that DAILY WITHOUT ANY SLOWNESS FOR ETERNITY
Yeah, but he's slow, which would explain why his punches can't even kill a chicken in one go. He doesn't have the momentum. Definitely not stronger than literal godslayers.
As an American (God bless the U.S.A.) I believe Little Z NAILED the accent perfectly. 5 stars. (10:40 Also nothing has made me laugh out loud than seeing the pfp the internet funnyman show up after an Australian spoke American to his Australian friend.)
2:03 Me: Hey, man! Could you just give me a glass of water? My friend: No, why can't you ge- Me: Fetch my water... My friend: Why are you acting like such a- Me: Like a god? DiSlYtE!!! My friend: [laughs hardly]
@@GeekyGamerdm in the middle of writing that I did realize that she really only does have two arms, but I thought the length and Bendiness was enough. I just thought I was funny and couldn’t be bothered change it lol.
Fun facts about Kirby: He punched the planet so hard it exploded, destroyed an entire solar system using a baseball bat, and keeps up flying with Meta Knight who crossed the entire universe in 4 seconds
Let me fix that first team for you there zack, since you seem to not remember the movie . Megara is literally Daisy like there is no other option, Hades of course is blue ganondorf, and Hercules is probably Ike but the radiant dawn alt. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Is it a problem that I (nearly) perfectly finished "Star Spangled Banner" for Little Z? For context, I'm Canadian. My only experience with "Star Spangled Banner" has been hockey games and NASCAR broadcasts.
Zack: (trying to form a squad to represent America) “What’s something American?” Jordan: “Oh choose someone with a gun” Me (an American): *wheezes* this is so bad, but is it sad to say that there’s some truth in that lmao? 🤣
12:00 "If Fighting is sure To result in Victory then you must FIGHT!" Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than YOU DO, pal. Because he INVENTED IT! Then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the Ring of Honor. Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal Earth, herded them into a big boat, and he BEAT THE CRAP OUT EVERY SINGLE ONE! And from that day forward, whenever a bunch of animals are in one place, it's called a Tzu! Unless it's a farm.
Little Z canonically. Kirby(Spefically Pink Kirby is the strongest.) Shulk(Do not let me tell him why) Steve(Come on now, he just put blocks everywhere.)
23:40 You know it’s actually pretty funny when Lisa appeared in a Pichu montage by Little Z. “I’m going to start kicking air like this and if you keep on doing it’s your own fault”
Imagine making an Alien vs Predator themed team and not choosing Ridley.
That's what I thought
Imagine trying to pick a character that uses gun when Bayo and Joker are literally using GUNS (although Joker’s fake and Bayo’s more magical)
@@no_0riginality937 guns are guns
theres a ridley right there already tbf
sitting on the couch to the right
Ridley is a xenomorph with wings
That magic burst at 21:40 was perfect Vegeta.
Looks cool, costs him his live and ultimately amounts to nothing.
Anime
That hurts
pain
It’s not vegeta,,
💀
“The eagle on the flag” made me laugh out loud at work 😂
Jordan low-key just has the best Marge Simpson impression ever…
Do My Life As A Teenage Robot On Squad Strike
@@luckyseal6610 what
"Dobby loves ledgetrapping" I lost it xD
“Dobby don’t die, b***h!”
“Master has given Dobby a stock!”
Editor went crazy on this one, fantastic job.
Let’s hope he takes a break, after this.
The editor is foaming right now
My favourite soldier quote is definitely "If God wanted you to live he would not have made me!"
Very much true
I also like his: "last of alive locks the door!"
Sun Tzu said that, and he knows a little more about than you buddy because he invented it, and he perfected it so no one could outsmart him in the ring of honor!
The domination line I most remember is
“Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress”
Watching them laugh at each other's and their own horrible lines has been a highlight of my day.
Also shoutout to the editor for using the TF2 Frying Pan sound effect during the TF2 match.
If zack had played more games he'd find this a lot easier lmao.
It’s not even a joke. This is a smash bros/Pokémon gamer. Haha. Let’s see my man here play Elden Ring or something.
Or another RPG game unfortunately he has no interest in any besides Pokémon…
Also I think they need to brush up their movie lore xD
When the comments are pay to win
@@10types lol true dat
@@no_0riginality937 he even stopped doing sword and shield highlights after only 2 episodes 😂
Little z: Makes fun of persona, xenoblade, every single anime ever.
Meanwhile: Every second sponsor is an anime game
Jordan: Team Australia
Also Jordan: picks the only character in the game with a british accent
And then speaks with an accent instead of his regular Australian voice.
Shulk's voice actor is Australian
@@GreenStorm8200 No he's not. He's British.
Also doesn‘t pick Green & Gold ICs
@@Kirbman oh yea, you right my bad. I had it mixed up lmao
Imagine trying to pick out the canonically weakest characters and not picking the one that is canonically smaller than an orange and literally relies on other, even smaller creatures to do the work for him.
likewise, imagine trying to pick out the canonically strongest characters and not picking the one who literally became God of his universe
@@066kshitizvsingh4 following your statement I’m surprised that he didn’t pick Joker since he killed a god with a giant persona with a gun
@@doom_slayer9035 Kirby killed many gods and I agree
Joker: I killed him by shooting him in the face
Bayonetta: Please I punched her out of orbit to the sun.
Terry: I fought god with my bare fists idk what you guys are on?
Sonic: I just one shot them by going super xD
Kirby: Poyo (I killed God with the power of friendship)
Pichu, Ice climbers, game and watch, olimar/alph, etc: You guys kill gods?!
Pokemon trainer: I command god
Shulk: I AM GOD!
Themed Team Squad Strikes is one of my favorite series on the Little Z Channel.
This is actually one of Little Z’s…most favorite series of mine
same so happy it's back
Me too
Little Z: You know I’m something of a best character myself 😏
Really? Good…for you
Joker not being chosen for the gun character is criminal
0:45 How did you manage to convince the man who's played Jiggs and worn a Jiggs hat to a tournament that he actually hates her?
Little Z’s cosplay?
To be fair, he said he hates playing AGAINST her, which I think is a fairly universal sentiment.
17:18
"Kirby kills gods."
Shulk, Bayonetta, Hero, Sora, Pit, every Fire Emblem character: "..."
Yesh, but akshually Kirby is canonically thu shtrongest in Thu gamesh, look it up Yoo unculshured weashel
Shulk who killed a god and freed an entire universe from it's control
Except kirby has done it every other Tuesday at this point
He's killed one demi god (atleast) in every game not counting spin offs and his 1st game and then we have the funny little magician named magolor who would've conquered the universe if it wasn't for kirby and during that fight something the size of a multiverse exploded and kirby didn't even flinch. Not to mention literal god died to kirby everyone else would get put in a frying pan and sent into orbit around the sun and coming back perfectly cooked. He's done that before
19:21 you know that in the game joker is literally avoided by the whole school because hes a criminal
Little Z: "O say, can we see, by the dawn's early light and I don't know the rest of the words"
He didn't know the beginning either.
11:24
11:56 tbh I'll say that Ridley is more fitting than Mewtwo for the role of Alien since Ridley's head is shape as a Xenomorph and his tail is more like a Xenomorph as well more than Mewtwo does
5:57 Little Z throwing just on principle? Mad respect...
Also, the fact that the Villagers look like Australians is making me think New Horizons set in the founding of Australia.
If it was set in Australia there would be a lot more deserts on mystery islands and stuff and no northern hemisphere option
@@wolfetteplays8894 They at least got a bunch of deadly animals.
TEAM GARFIELD:
Garfield: Orange Incineroar
Odie: Isabelle
Jon Arbuckle: Blue Clothes Pit
10:05 Mad respect that he thought of Iowa's flag with the eagle
Or Utah's.
"In Jordan's terrible Dobby impression"
Master has given Dobby a stock,
Dobby is free!
8:12 editor did him dirty
20:45 this is perfect for vegetta because he explodes himself and then dies xd
Little Z “uh she has big hair”
The movie Hercules: literally most of the female characters
And somehow he didn't pick the Bayonetta alt where she has longer hair
Honey you mean hunkules
18:29 Ok, Z, just as an example of Kirby's power:
*He ate the health bar of a boss along with the boss*
*he has infinite power*
1:34 wtf is a sniffle
That? I thought it was named Snivy. Boy, I’ve been wrong for a long time…
Editor cut out Jordan saying the Pokemon's name wrong, then included me making fun of Jordan without the context ggs I got outplayed
@@ThePureSynergist it is snivy
@@LittleZReal Your Honor, that’s Cap🧢
@@LittleZReal Get outplayed, Little Z.
For the canonically strongest characters you should have picked Steve because Steve’s inventory has 4 rows of 9 slots each. That is 36 slots, plus one for the right hand, 37 slots. Each one can carry a single (non-stackeble) Shulker Box with up to 3 × 9 slots for items. So one Shulker box can carry up to 3 × 9 × 64 = 1728 items. And if you have 37 Shulker Boxes in your inventory, you get 37 × 1728 = 63936 items. Plus, 4 items armor and 37 shulker boxes, so 63973 items and he can carry that DAILY WITHOUT ANY SLOWNESS FOR ETERNITY
Yeah, but he's slow, which would explain why his punches can't even kill a chicken in one go. He doesn't have the momentum. Definitely not stronger than literal godslayers.
24:04 This has got to be one of the funniest parts of the video I've seen
11:53 Sniping a good job mate -Wii Fit Sniper.
14:56 that was actually brilliant I loved that
As an American (God bless the U.S.A.) I believe Little Z NAILED the accent perfectly. 5 stars. (10:40 Also nothing has made me laugh out loud than seeing the pfp the internet funnyman show up after an Australian spoke American to his Australian friend.)
7:36 *insert Hopcat signature scream*
7:07 Here is a line: “You know I’m something of a scientist myself.”
Godspeed spiderman
Jordan: Who looks more like a goblin than K Rool?
Literally everyone watching: ganondorf
and Doc Oc is more a MinMin than an Inkling
9:14 The real chocolate is the friends we make along the way
having joker as jotaro made to much sense tbh
He has a stand lol
Arsene, grind time to a halt!!!
For how much little z said he'd butcher the anime characters, death note was the only one off. The others were pretty accurate
There's no smash character with more than 2 Arms?
Ice Climbers: Well yes, but actually no
0:53 “He’s like the guy from Hey Arnold.”
Yeah, I wonder what that guy’s name is from Hey Arnold.
SHULK IS ONE OF IF NOT THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN ALL OF SMASH BROS. HE IS A GOD
Team idea: Mario And Luigi Bowser’s Inside Story (Bosses)
-Midbus: Pink DK
-Fawful: Green Mega Man
-Dark Star: Black Kirby
If I was in the Underdogs I’d look like Joker in his Shujin Academy school uniform
Editing was excellent this episode, thank you as always!
2:03
Me: Hey, man! Could you just give me a glass of water?
My friend: No, why can't you ge-
Me: Fetch my water...
My friend: Why are you acting like such a-
Me: Like a god? DiSlYtE!!!
My friend: [laughs hardly]
19:16 as a nerd, this part was hilarious.
"I have discovered the meaning of chocolate, and I'll never tell anyone"
-Charlie Bucket, 2022
17:00
You guys forgetting Sonic killed multiple gods and he has ran so fast he went into alternate realities. Kirby still solos tho.
W
kirby and sonic neg everyone in smash
@@sorcerylol Most people argue my claims. Glad to see a sensible person here.
Jordan: I need someone who got expelled
Me: Joker Joker Jok-
Jordan: Kazuya
They didn't play persona 5 or even listen a summary.
The fact that Joker has Arsen which makes it kinda look like Jotaro and his stand makes it waaay better
I know right?!?!?! The old jojo's team was... complete dogshit, so glad that we got a runback
Robin: “I can do my fire to get off ledge and double jump🤓”
Ridley: “space pirate rush go brrrrrrr”
This series will never get old
17:56 yeah it kills Aerith Little Z
Jordan low key has the best marge simpson impression
I’m convinced this is how they made world of light
Poppt: “I can’t believe that none of the smash ultimate characters have more than two arms.”
Min Min: …
But she does only have two arms, or do you mean the different fists since I believe those are called arms?
She also just has long squiggly arms, which would work for doc oc really well
@@GeekyGamerdm in the middle of writing that I did realize that she really only does have two arms, but I thought the length and Bendiness was enough. I just thought I was funny and couldn’t be bothered change it lol.
It's Poppt he's go for any reason not to play Min Min
They didn't want to play min min
12:57 editor using the BONK sound effect NICE JOB M8
HE IS BACK WITH IT i love when little z put squad strike with themes video i love it
Poppt saying "someone with a gun", Zack realizing what he just said and Poppt being clueless had me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
I thought it was just for the bit but damn, Z actually kinda looks like Snake
Same beard and hair
14:49 Master gave Dobby a stock
Love these videos. Been waiting a long time for a Simpsons themed team
13:35 I thought there was gonna be a bornana joke
The soldier edit got me laughing so hard! 😂
20:52 Pain that he went with Joker for Jotaro instead of Terry
as an American, I think Little Z's portrayal was 100% accurate
i very much disagree
As an American as well they nailed it
Fun facts about Kirby: He punched the planet so hard it exploded, destroyed an entire solar system using a baseball bat, and keeps up flying with Meta Knight who crossed the entire universe in 4 seconds
And he is still not even top 5 in smash
This is genuinely my favorite series. I'm glad it's back!
we gonna talk about The Kazuya and Kirby part at 8:19 that was hilarious
Let me fix that first team for you there zack, since you seem to not remember the movie . Megara is literally Daisy like there is no other option, Hades of course is blue ganondorf, and Hercules is probably Ike but the radiant dawn alt. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
F’s in the chat for not saying the classic videogamedunkey line “You and me can rule this city Spider-man, or we can just fight til the death”.
I honestly think this series was more funny when the two thought of things themselves, just give them enough time they'll come up with something.
Is it a problem that I (nearly) perfectly finished "Star Spangled Banner" for Little Z? For context, I'm Canadian. My only experience with "Star Spangled Banner" has been hockey games and NASCAR broadcasts.
Joker was actually brilliant for JoJo, he literally has a stand.
I can just imagine Pac-man as Homer strangling Pikachu as Bart. Lol
Zack: (trying to form a squad to represent America) “What’s something American?”
Jordan: “Oh choose someone with a gun”
Me (an American): *wheezes* this is so bad, but is it sad to say that there’s some truth in that lmao? 🤣
Guess which country had COVID concentration camps and which one didnt
19:05 its ok mr editor, i apreciate you
I was thinking "ah Olimar is getting a lot of mileage today" but then he wasnt picked for weakest... Good
I don't think I've ever actually watched the ad for a mobile game in a youtube video... LOL
I was betting my entire my life savings that Poppit would’ve said “you gave Dobby a stock”
I love how Zack picked Bayo for the first one just for the hair, but still he played short haired Bayo
Only if Crash bandicoot lore were that simple
For the rapper part I was expecting Little Z to pick Bowser Jr. as Da Baby.
My favorite Green Goblin quote is, "Misery, misery, misery... that's what you've chosen!!!"
*calls mewtwo an Alien*
Deoxys: So I took that personally
16:52 I guess Eminem got hit by the VENOMMMMM
johnny depp is sephiroth, amber heard is corrin, and min min is the amber's lawyer
6:04 little z:only character with a beard
Steve:😢
12:00 "If Fighting is sure To result in Victory then you must FIGHT!" Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than YOU DO, pal. Because he INVENTED IT! Then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the Ring of Honor. Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal Earth, herded them into a big boat, and he BEAT THE CRAP OUT EVERY SINGLE ONE! And from that day forward, whenever a bunch of animals are in one place, it's called a Tzu! Unless it's a farm.
Zack: Lady with Big Bushy Hair
Everyone else: You mean Megara?
Little Z canonically.
Kirby(Spefically Pink Kirby is the strongest.)
Shulk(Do not let me tell him why)
Steve(Come on now, he just put blocks everywhere.)
Poppt1: "Nobody in the game has more than 2 arms"
Me: "...Wait what the-"
23:40 You know it’s actually pretty funny when Lisa appeared in a Pichu montage by Little Z. “I’m going to start kicking air like this and if you keep on doing it’s your own fault”
The dry out music gave me flashbacks
10:55 Great moment
Zach somehow finding a way to weasel captain falcon into like half of the matchups is a staple of the series 😂
10:15 as an American, I can confirm this what America is like.
6:03 me laughing in the corner with my miis
I love that like 3 lines into their American impressions and Jordan says "mate"