Mortal Kombat 11 : Johnny Cage Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues
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- Mortal Kombat 11 : Johnny Cage Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues
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Everyone else’s roasting videos: 4 minutes
Johnny Cage’s: 6 minutes 35 seconds
I am surprised it ain't ten minutes for him.
I pray that one day we get Deadpool in this game just to watch him and Johnny’s intros.
The universe would explode if it happen xD
Joseph Waters would you settle for me saisage
I would enjoy that they will make the best
Have Ryan Reynolds to voice him too, at that. I can see Bowen and Reynolds go at it with them banters 🤣🤣
Magic ninja? Undead assassin? Extradimensional Warlord? Elder God? Everybody gets Caged.
Lol. “That and you’re bangin Liu Kang “.
David R not a roast if it’s a fact 😂😂😂
For now on, you're *_C A R L O S_*
Ok
I guess it's canon now.
Everybody is not taking cage serious and that makes it funny💀
Not even he takes himself seriously
Jax Briggs:"Not surprised I have a kid,but you?" Johnny Cage:"I know. Especially after the snip-snip." Jax Briggs:"Never let Cassie hear you say that."
Stryker is a cop, Erron Black is a cowboy, Hsu Hao looks like a leatherman, Kotal Kahn has the feather headdress... who would be the sailor and construction worker?
“It’s fun to pull off a.. FA-TA-LI-TY!” x2
You can rip out my spine, you can destroy my spleen, you can destroy my entire Beiiiiing, because its a FAT-ALLLL-ITY.
He said a sailor
Who needs kotal when we have nightwolf, a literal native american?
@@cavalierliberty6838this was before aftermath.
JOHNNY: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice.
Sub-Zero: Even a CHILD has more discipline.
@@fundamentalchristian6669 This is not a kindergarten camp!
SUB-ZERO: Call me Grandmaster.
@@fundamentalchristian6669 🤣🤣🤣
Sub Zero: "Only Johnny cage may use that name and lives"
Him and Jaxes intros are lowkey wholesome.
Mortal Kombat 1:a game so brutal you can end somebody with a fatality
Mortal Kombat 11: a game so brutal can end somebody with a roast
Surprise has happened 10 years apart
The tarkatan dialogue where Johnny cage messes it up 2 times makes me laugh 😂
JOHNNY: Say hello to Johnny's Angel's.
JOHNNY: Deep down you wish it was.
@03:59-04:06
😁😂🤣 I can't get enough of that Village People reference.
Cop = *Stryker*
Sailor = *Kung Jin* / *Kharon*
Cowboy = *Erron Black*
"Even a child has more discipline" wow that hurt
I love that Liu Kang plays along, always
5:32 Ahahaha it really does, doe!!!
Sure as hell
JOHNNY: And, action!
Introducing are Roastmaster Johnny Cage.
JOHNNY: It's true.
imagine deadpool meeting him in the game
The Jhonny Dialogues were so much better in X
Agreed
Death battle!
My favorite one is where he says “did baraka and kitana get busy?” to mileena lmfao
I love hearing which characters like Cage's movies
NO ONE:
JC: Seems more like you're his bitch.
Sounds like a damn insurance companies 😂😂
i wish johhny was viable in rank
1:01 vasectomy?
Khaos Dragon yep!
Sounds like a damn insurance company
From now on, you're carlos.
3:05 Johnny calls him Kung Pao first, then Kano in the 2021 movie
2:08 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, HAHAHAHAHA NOSFERATU BARAKA... LMAOOOO!
I want to be an Jonnhy's Angel ☹
1:47 Has Johnny been hanging out with Lamar lately?
most of these arent even roasts
What about have you looked in the mirror lately
I don't get about the soundstage part
Ok Noob Saibot
Oh wow owo
Have you looked in the mirror lately
Am I on the right soundstage oh wait a minute we are not even on a soundstage haha
"Scorpions are arachnida, you ignoramus"
Not a big fan of Ninja Mime It Sucks 👎🏿
It's okay, we don't judge people for their lack of good taste
Wait Johnny had the snip before cassie?
And yet, Sonya roasts him about needing one. Did he get it reversed? Is that even possible?
@@Disciple_of_Cthulhu know this is late, but there are some people who get snipped.and they heal back. They don't take em out, after all.
I think it's a comment on how Jax is almost all robotic
@@Disciple_of_CthulhuCould have just used a sperm bank before he did it. In the US there's the option to do it just before the operation.