Mortal Kombat 11 : Johnny Cage Roasting Kombatants Intro Dialogues

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 75

  • @melaninja7999
    @melaninja7999 5 років тому +104

    Everyone else’s roasting videos: 4 minutes
    Johnny Cage’s: 6 minutes 35 seconds

    • @JohnnyDominion
      @JohnnyDominion 4 роки тому +3

      I am surprised it ain't ten minutes for him.

  • @ilcapitano648
    @ilcapitano648 5 років тому +190

    I pray that one day we get Deadpool in this game just to watch him and Johnny’s intros.

    • @NintendoSegaKonami3
      @NintendoSegaKonami3 5 років тому +17

      The universe would explode if it happen xD

    • @falcone2157
      @falcone2157 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Waters would you settle for me saisage

    • @linozelliechaves
      @linozelliechaves Рік тому +2

      I would enjoy that they will make the best

    • @dellebelphine-moralez3510
      @dellebelphine-moralez3510 Рік тому +1

      Have Ryan Reynolds to voice him too, at that. I can see Bowen and Reynolds go at it with them banters 🤣🤣

  • @Zaprozhan
    @Zaprozhan 5 років тому +63

    Magic ninja? Undead assassin? Extradimensional Warlord? Elder God? Everybody gets Caged.

  • @davidr6563
    @davidr6563 5 років тому +49

    Lol. “That and you’re bangin Liu Kang “.

    • @jaysplace01
      @jaysplace01 5 років тому +4

      David R not a roast if it’s a fact 😂😂😂

  • @akuserumx2557
    @akuserumx2557 5 років тому +111

    For now on, you're *_C A R L O S_*
    Ok

  • @broly7643
    @broly7643 5 років тому +58

    Everybody is not taking cage serious and that makes it funny💀

    • @shanevoiz2556
      @shanevoiz2556 5 років тому +7

      Not even he takes himself seriously

  • @orlandosimpson9437
    @orlandosimpson9437 5 років тому +33

    Jax Briggs:"Not surprised I have a kid,but you?" Johnny Cage:"I know. Especially after the snip-snip." Jax Briggs:"Never let Cassie hear you say that."

  • @pinkduskstone1543
    @pinkduskstone1543 5 років тому +90

    Stryker is a cop, Erron Black is a cowboy, Hsu Hao looks like a leatherman, Kotal Kahn has the feather headdress... who would be the sailor and construction worker?
    “It’s fun to pull off a.. FA-TA-LI-TY!” x2

    • @zackperkins6107
      @zackperkins6107 5 років тому +15

      You can rip out my spine, you can destroy my spleen, you can destroy my entire Beiiiiing, because its a FAT-ALLLL-ITY.

    • @connorhollis3359
      @connorhollis3359 5 років тому

      He said a sailor

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 роки тому

      Who needs kotal when we have nightwolf, a literal native american?

    • @mikeval1525
      @mikeval1525 Рік тому

      ​@@cavalierliberty6838this was before aftermath.

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 5 років тому +53

    JOHNNY: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice.

    • @fundamentalchristian6669
      @fundamentalchristian6669 5 років тому +9

      Sub-Zero: Even a CHILD has more discipline.

    • @masoncouch412
      @masoncouch412 5 років тому +6

      @@fundamentalchristian6669 This is not a kindergarten camp!

    • @masoncouch412
      @masoncouch412 5 років тому +5

      SUB-ZERO: Call me Grandmaster.

    • @jacygameplay7059
      @jacygameplay7059 5 років тому

      @@fundamentalchristian6669 🤣🤣🤣

    • @oriongaming340
      @oriongaming340 Рік тому

      Sub Zero: "Only Johnny cage may use that name and lives"

  • @tenji8084
    @tenji8084 2 роки тому +11

    Him and Jaxes intros are lowkey wholesome.

  • @miguelcastillo3723
    @miguelcastillo3723 5 років тому +23

    Mortal Kombat 1:a game so brutal you can end somebody with a fatality
    Mortal Kombat 11: a game so brutal can end somebody with a roast
    Surprise has happened 10 years apart

  • @gabrielpalma8654
    @gabrielpalma8654 5 років тому +26

    The tarkatan dialogue where Johnny cage messes it up 2 times makes me laugh 😂

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 5 років тому +23

    JOHNNY: Say hello to Johnny's Angel's.

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 5 років тому +19

    JOHNNY: Deep down you wish it was.

  • @xgray2012
    @xgray2012 5 років тому +13

    @03:59-04:06
    😁😂🤣 I can't get enough of that Village People reference.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Рік тому +1

      Cop = *Stryker*
      Sailor = *Kung Jin* / *Kharon*
      Cowboy = *Erron Black*

  • @jaimonjohn2516
    @jaimonjohn2516 2 роки тому +3

    "Even a child has more discipline" wow that hurt

  • @theprodigalfailure7047
    @theprodigalfailure7047 Рік тому +3

    I love that Liu Kang plays along, always

  • @crilleedara
    @crilleedara 3 роки тому +6

    5:32 Ahahaha it really does, doe!!!

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 5 років тому +8

    JOHNNY: And, action!

  • @wyamccor
    @wyamccor 5 років тому +10

    Introducing are Roastmaster Johnny Cage.

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 5 років тому +8

    JOHNNY: It's true.

  • @dwend02000
    @dwend02000 3 роки тому +5

    imagine deadpool meeting him in the game

  • @justoandres4951
    @justoandres4951 5 років тому +11

    The Jhonny Dialogues were so much better in X

  • @enkiduthesin-slayingbeast5306
    @enkiduthesin-slayingbeast5306 5 років тому +10

    Death battle!

  • @himmy.
    @himmy. 12 днів тому

    My favorite one is where he says “did baraka and kitana get busy?” to mileena lmfao

  • @eatingpancakesrightnow2786
    @eatingpancakesrightnow2786 Рік тому

    I love hearing which characters like Cage's movies

  • @omanluludance51
    @omanluludance51 5 років тому +2

    NO ONE:
    JC: Seems more like you're his bitch.

  • @bentleyferguson2.1
    @bentleyferguson2.1 6 місяців тому

    Sounds like a damn insurance companies 😂😂

  • @Stan_Crimes
    @Stan_Crimes 5 років тому +6

    i wish johhny was viable in rank

  • @Deagonboydragon
    @Deagonboydragon 5 років тому +10

    1:01 vasectomy?

    • @kimvuras
      @kimvuras 5 років тому +1

      Khaos Dragon yep!

  • @d3vicek156
    @d3vicek156 Рік тому

    Sounds like a damn insurance company

  • @cavalierliberty6838
    @cavalierliberty6838 3 роки тому +1

    From now on, you're carlos.

  • @shareefhaddad2377
    @shareefhaddad2377 2 роки тому

    3:05 Johnny calls him Kung Pao first, then Kano in the 2021 movie

  • @smkrr6949
    @smkrr6949 Рік тому

    2:08 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, HAHAHAHAHA NOSFERATU BARAKA... LMAOOOO!

  • @RaikuraSan
    @RaikuraSan 5 років тому +2

    I want to be an Jonnhy's Angel ☹

  • @brawnthefnfmashuper162
    @brawnthefnfmashuper162 12 днів тому

    1:47 Has Johnny been hanging out with Lamar lately?

  • @BudderBallFist
    @BudderBallFist 5 років тому +11

    most of these arent even roasts

    • @leouzumaki03
      @leouzumaki03 5 років тому +2

      What about have you looked in the mirror lately

    • @leouzumaki03
      @leouzumaki03 5 років тому +1

      I don't get about the soundstage part

    • @Bakasama04
      @Bakasama04 5 років тому +1

      Ok Noob Saibot

  • @gothneko6715
    @gothneko6715 5 років тому +2

    Oh wow owo

  • @leouzumaki03
    @leouzumaki03 5 років тому +6

    Have you looked in the mirror lately

    • @leouzumaki03
      @leouzumaki03 5 років тому +2

      Am I on the right soundstage oh wait a minute we are not even on a soundstage haha

  • @borisbaran
    @borisbaran 7 місяців тому

    "Scorpions are arachnida, you ignoramus"

  • @jalenikezeue4114
    @jalenikezeue4114 9 місяців тому

    Not a big fan of Ninja Mime It Sucks 👎🏿

    • @Eastwoodhood
      @Eastwoodhood 2 місяці тому

      It's okay, we don't judge people for their lack of good taste

  • @Sub2Cider
    @Sub2Cider 5 років тому +5

    Wait Johnny had the snip before cassie?

    • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
      @Disciple_of_Cthulhu 5 років тому +3

      And yet, Sonya roasts him about needing one. Did he get it reversed? Is that even possible?

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 роки тому +2

      @@Disciple_of_Cthulhu know this is late, but there are some people who get snipped.and they heal back. They don't take em out, after all.

    • @chancemattox3151
      @chancemattox3151 Рік тому

      I think it's a comment on how Jax is almost all robotic

    • @finalfantasy1912
      @finalfantasy1912 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Disciple_of_CthulhuCould have just used a sperm bank before he did it. In the US there's the option to do it just before the operation.