Dizzy and Clara share how they failed to get a man |

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  • Опубліковано 4 січ 2025

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  • @kaminariclara
    @kaminariclara 3 місяці тому +287

    it all comes back to the alcoholic spider

    • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
      @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 3 місяці тому +14

      How do you like your egg salad? With or without pickles?

    • @ChudBoulder
      @ChudBoulder 3 місяці тому +27

      @@nyogtheeldritchgentleman Without a boyfriend I guess.

  • @dizzydokuro
    @dizzydokuro 3 місяці тому +222

    Clearly a universal experience if we both lived it

    • @DailyDoseofPhase
      @DailyDoseofPhase 3 місяці тому +22

      cope

    • @ChudBoulder
      @ChudBoulder 3 місяці тому +10

      I dont think two examples would make someting universal.

    • @jdssnake
      @jdssnake 3 місяці тому +11

      Yup, sorta like realizing a girl is flirting with one of us 10 years later

    • @slayerking88
      @slayerking88 3 місяці тому

      Autistic girls just hit different

  • @NamePending9
    @NamePending9 3 місяці тому +115

    Oh thank god those poor men really dodged the worse outcome didn't they

    • @grafzeppelin4069
      @grafzeppelin4069 3 місяці тому +11

      god i wish i was the chocolate milk guy

    • @kab6754
      @kab6754 3 місяці тому

      ​@@grafzeppelin4069you'd wind up with a chest w/o nips or your furniture stolen by Dizzy's sister.

  • @DongbaekEGOSpicebush
    @DongbaekEGOSpicebush 3 місяці тому +126

    Only a phase connect girl could have god himself hand them a boyfriend and still fumble

    • @TheLastMinister
      @TheLastMinister 2 місяці тому

      It's like watching a three-legged dog. You feel really bad for them, but you can't look away 😢

  • @fjdkslfjdkwhgioperwhgjkoldsf
    @fjdkslfjdkwhgioperwhgjkoldsf 3 місяці тому +55

    These two experiences are completely different tho. Clara actually had a chance meanwhile dizzy was just being autistic.

    • @alondjeckto
      @alondjeckto 3 місяці тому +7

      From that interaction we can say that dizsy lied on her autism test, her score is too low

    • @grumpysmurf127
      @grumpysmurf127 3 місяці тому +3

      I disagree. it was for a whole year. he would've avoided her after a while if he wasn't interested. it was in the bag.

    • @spsawyer22
      @spsawyer22 2 місяці тому +2

      @@grumpysmurf127 That poor dude lol

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 3 місяці тому +72

    We were so close to having an alternate timeline where these two weren't girl failures. Glad that wasn't the case

    • @DailyDoseofPhase
      @DailyDoseofPhase 3 місяці тому +7

      I couldnt imagin they are both so far gone. I don't know think even if everything changed in there lives they would still turn out the same. Even if they were born 100, 200, 300, or even 10000 years ago I couldn't imagine them being any different.

  • @Blackholeheart
    @Blackholeheart 3 місяці тому +15

    Dizzy traumatized that boy but that trauma saved him from a fate worse than death.

  • @grafzeppelin4069
    @grafzeppelin4069 3 місяці тому +41

    If a guy did that chocolate milk thing, he'd be called a stalker and have security or the cops called on him by like the 4th time.

  • @Kelpie-sb5bi
    @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 місяці тому +15

    Complete and utter flirt failure.

  • @AshersAesera
    @AshersAesera 3 місяці тому +35

    Dizzy's so methodical ...

  • @ChudBoulder
    @ChudBoulder 3 місяці тому +11

    Dizzy and Clara crushing the dreams of young men, savage.

  • @YourTypicalMental
    @YourTypicalMental 3 місяці тому +6

    And thats how Dizzy met Sakana!

  • @WoebegoneKnight
    @WoebegoneKnight 3 місяці тому +1

    The lengths to which these women will go to avoid being direct about their feelings is quite astonishing.

  • @Jambonneau826
    @Jambonneau826 3 місяці тому +5

    After this clip went up, bottled chocolate milk sales went down 50% around the world.

  • @hacker4chan180
    @hacker4chan180 3 місяці тому +27

    Reminds me of when I was in high school there was this girl I liked and I remember she would always follow me around school and we’d talk about random stuff and we’d walk home after school she’d mess with my hair and even gave me something for my birthday even though I told no one about it and I even met her mom and dad and sister after a football game and then 1 day a couple weeks before summer started a guy who was in my biology class asked me if we were going out and she was standing right next to me and I said “you know I think we’re just really good friends.” Looking back at it I think she like liked me but I didn’t want to come off as a weirdo or creepy I may have fumbled the bag

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 місяці тому +13

      We’ve all been there.

    • @DailyDoseofPhase
      @DailyDoseofPhase 3 місяці тому +5

      it happens :(

    • @rOvertJustice
      @rOvertJustice 3 місяці тому +15

      Oof, I put it in another comment, but I had a girl invite me over for at night ostensibly for homework, had dinner prepared, had her roommate out, and showered in the middle of the visit. I feel so bad about it in hindsight. Girl was trying everything, but my mental missile defense system is better than the iron dome. 😅

    • @DailyDoseofPhase
      @DailyDoseofPhase 3 місяці тому +4

      @@rOvertJustice you are the impenetrable shield

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 місяці тому +4

      @@rOvertJustice Damn dude, feel bad for the girl tbh.

  • @Theonixco
    @Theonixco 3 місяці тому +24

    Girl failures everyone of them. Is it really so hard to hand them a note with your phone number on it?

  • @lolita_88
    @lolita_88 3 місяці тому +4

    Dizzy was so invested in the story. It was so cute ❤

  • @alondjeckto
    @alondjeckto 3 місяці тому +1

    Dizzy acted like a fuckin killer (she is), I surprised that guy is still alive

  • @h.t.steiner5567
    @h.t.steiner5567 2 місяці тому

    If bro was opening her choky milky for a whole ass year for her and never asked for her number, she never had a chance to start with.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 3 місяці тому

    Clara and Dizzy both commented here.

  • @rOvertJustice
    @rOvertJustice 3 місяці тому +5

    Reminds me of how many people I accidentally either turned down or didn't notice in college and school because I wasn't very socially aware, and relationships weren't really on my mind cause my parents are divorced. A girl invited me to her house at night to do homework, and she made sure to have dinner prepared, her roommate was conveniently absent, she didn't do any homework, and she left to shower in the middle of my visit. Somehow, I still walked out both single and a virgin, thinking how darn hospitable my classmate was. 😅😅

    • @spsawyer22
      @spsawyer22 2 місяці тому

      I've had girls tell me to "spend the night" after drinking in my 20s and me being 100% literal saying "well I don't want to be a burden and like sleeping in my own bed". Good news is I never have to worry about date grape accusations etc etc but maaaaaaan looking back lost out on a few really pretty/sweet women because I was just dumb.
      That said, the one time I took the girl up on an offer like that we got engaged 12 months later lol (it didn't end happily but she was a great girl and we're friends now).

  • @braveagentg
    @braveagentg 3 місяці тому +1

    It was a drugstore lady for me.

  • @riskvideos
    @riskvideos 3 місяці тому

    These two are half in the bag

  • @theviledelinquent3920
    @theviledelinquent3920 3 місяці тому +3

    Is it common for women to try and approach men like this?

  • @keisukesakamori
    @keisukesakamori 3 місяці тому +2

    1 happening that can prevented these vtuber be born

  • @LatashaMoore-y7r
    @LatashaMoore-y7r 3 місяці тому +2

    You look as pretty as aways Dizzy and Clara ✨️ 💕 💖