Looking at MORE Awful House Listings (w/ Yam & Jay)
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2023
- At it again! Nothing spells a good time like looking at silly little houses on this silly little site!
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Yam doesnt have anything but she is cool - Ігри
"Do you expect me to pass on this house, Chocolate von Pinneapple?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to buy."
PINNEAPPLE
what timestamp
@@Orc_Savage This dialogue did not occur in the video. I made it up. For comedic purposes.
@@deusexmachina3047 FIRCKITY FRACK IM GOING TO CRACK
Hey what's the timestamp for that? I couldn't find it in the video
As someone who both loves chocolate to an extreme degree and is allergic to pineapple, the bond villain's plan seems to be suspiciously tailor made to kill me in particular.
Something about Snapcube and JelloApocalypse videos where the comments are never spoilers solely because without context none of it makes any sense
@@GardenVarietea We aim to please!
@@GardenVarieteaIt's beautiful.
@@GardenVarietea It truly is beautiful in a bizarre sort of way
I love Jellos Soulless Realtor voice. It’s both strangely animated and dead inside. He could read the phone book and I’d love and hate it.
That is it
It reminds me alot of ben stein
Am I crazy or is that a spot on impression of Markiplier if he was wearing Clark Kent glasses and desperately pretending to be some regular salaryman even though he's obviously just Markiplier in a pair of wireframe glasses
@@anxietyprimev6983 You mean Wilford Warfstache 🥸 ?
Larry from Pokemon scarlet sounds like that in my head.
What would be scarier?
A letting agent standing with you outside a closed door saying "now not to alarm you, I must say there is a life sized Elvis in the middle of this next room", and there being said Elvis in the room,
OR
A letting agent standing with you outside a closed door saying "now not to alarm you, I must say there is a life sized Elvis in the middle of this next room", and said Elvis being absent, leaving only an empty stool?
2
Number 2 implies that Elvis has the ability to move on his own. There is nothing more frightening than a rouge Elvis waiting in the shadows.....watching.....
Oh god, number 2, it means that Elvis has left the building
@@blueburgundy90 wow I never thought of that
@@blueburgundy90 Thanks for that....
Thank you. Thank you very much.
5:33
“We like to play a little game here called Cactus Dick. Balance the cactus over the towels and wait until somebody fucks up.”
This sent me into a hysterical fit of laughter
That Elvis house is the final culmination of atleast 50 years of living in one spot and not giving a shit what other people think.
This woman's sense of taste has evolved far past the realm of human comprehension.
This is far too accurate
I hope all the child dolls weren't because she was unable to have children when she want one just empty nesting
@@LordChesalot oh god. Why'd you have to go and make it sad 😭
Reminds me of an Animal Crossing house that has rooms matched according to the strangest furniture sets.
@@LordChesalothonestly based on what i know of Doll People it'll be that they all had a rare facial expression that only appears on porcelain dolls from 1976 or something
Remember, the Ice Woman is still with them. She's just not visible because she's always directly behind the camera!
Good on the Ice Woman for finding employment as a house photographer! We wish her the best.
What if she isn't alone. WHAT IF ELVIS JOINED HER?
@@autumnsfablekeeper4419he might join as a guest, but we already saw his retirement home
Blood gentleman was arrested on drug trafficking charges
@@charleswentworth1530 Well, I know, *exactly* why you have suddenly decided to watch this stream so long after it happened.
Came for the funny houses, stayed for the James Bond RP
"I audibly crinkle when I move due to the number of bugs"
Ah yes, chocolate villain having an identity crisis as he's selling his arizonan house
"Why ARE you selling this house anyways?"
In an embarrassed voice, "Well, you see...James Bond knows my address." 😂😂😂
Honestly I love the idea of an inter-dimensional realtor and his two buyers going through worlds and looking at weird houses to buy. I’d read that if it were a book
Titled: "Are You Ready to Buy?"
So these streams have strangely inspired me. I was think for my dnd campaign I could have the players look at various cursed houses they could have as a base, I'd run it like the world's weirdest dungeon
@@kylienielsen6975 can i steal this idea oh my god
These streams are fun in the way where they literally physically hurt
That sounds like it came directly from jays lips
Can confirm, my back hurts which I think is a result of laughing too hard
My stomach hurts so bad from laughing, big agree
I had to watch this on the toilet bc I ruined 3 pairs of underwear.
Nice Aurora pfp! First I've seen in the wild!
I suddenly really like this idea of James Bond attempting to corner a big villain, only to end up having a casual conversation about all the stuff the villain was GOING to do before he realized it was all stupid. XD
Megamind moment
I like how Jello claims "Yeah I'm not good at improv" and then makes banger streams like these and the Dogs In Love streams full of completely improvised jokes.
1:09:55 it was at this point that I realized they meant trackers. Up until now I thought James Bond was just planting literal insects on this man
You’re thinking of James Bugs, common mistake.
Probably also bugs as in listening devices, which does directly tie in the trackers
the idea that james bond found the address of his enemy (a chocolate themed billionaire like a saturday morning cartoon villain), broke into his house, started eating his things, left, and then re entered when said villain hired a realtor
jello’s new game “what happened here” featuring that creepy listing near the end went on to sell 10 billion copies
It's an old out of business meat locker. Think an animal processing slaughterhouse but instead of being ran and owned by a truly faceless monster its ran and owned by a 10 or 11 ranked known friend
**BUT THE GRANDMAS WERE NOT WITHOUT ENEMIES**
Another list of houses
>>"Elvis Jumpscare" 1:54
>>"Wait, are those lips over the oven?" 15:40
>>"An image of a skeleton on fire in the Google doc that says, 'The Skeleton Appears!'" 28:48
>$1 40:15
>Stilts House 42:27
>wrinkley and doorstep-less house 46:38
>>>The James Bond Special Episode 51:27
>>"Tag yourself, I'm the Candyland Box" 1:12:41
>>"It's All About Location, Location, Location!" 1:24:36
>>"So, is the virtually staged furniture included, or...?" 1:28:12
>"Agatha Christie Murder House" 1:38:55
>"Looming Darkness" 1:41:33
>Normal house with mildly odd accessories 1:46:52
>Kobe Bryant Pirate House (failure) 1:48:20
>>"Play the fun new horror game everyone's talking about: What Happened Here?" feat. Robert Stack & James Bond 1:51:54
>"This is 100% cursed" 2:02:06
>>"When the DM can't decide what genre of game to run" 2:08:02
>"Got Mural?" 2:18:29
>>"There's a lot to talk about here, but personally I'm mesmerized by the 2 rooms that inexplicably have thatched roofs" 2:20:31
Thank you!
Your doing god's work
I bow to your comitment
Thank you
Getting this closer to the top
Evil chocolate maniac is my favorite character in anything ever.
I desperately want evil chocolate james bond villain to be happy and fulfill his dreams 😂
The “when the DM can’t decide what genre of game to run” house at 2:08:02 was even crazier inside before it was sold. One of the rooms was beach themed and had actual sand on the floor, and the bathroom door was just strings of beads. The spaceship room also had much more stuff in it including mannequin heads. It was terrifying.
Does it make me seem insane if I say "lips over the oven" house is actually my dream home??? because that place is my sensory seeking daydream and nightmare all at once and I unironically love it so much
I think you skip seeming altogether and are just actually insane.
@@jasonkeith2832 extremely fair, have a nice day
i like the lips, i would have them in the room im in now ngl
No, there's an argument for living your best cringe on the daily. And I don't mean that in "uh, house not my style, so cringe" sort of way. I mean that in a "I have had a full on EXPERIENCE and now I have activated some sort of empathy response for the me two seconds ago who had to see that, and I don't know how to express" sort of way. Is it grief? Is it regret? Is it joy? Who knows, so I'm calling it cringe. Good-because-it's-bad-train-wreck-and-sugar reactions are actually kind of fascinating to experience, and hard to replicate on purpose. You have to happen upon it by complete chance, and here it is. It's not weird that you would yearn for it.
Absolutely insane, and I both respect and fear you for your dedication
I'm so glad we got 2 new characters this stream, james bond and Realtor 2
Can't forget Elvis Presley
and baron von chochen pinen
and grandmo
List of Entities:
Edited to add more!!
-Realtor 1 (Non-coporeal)
-Realtor 1's son (coporeal status unknown)
-Realtor 1's many OTHER sons (coporeal status unknown)
-Realtor 2 (Coporeal, newscaster voice)
-Blood Gentleman's Torso
-Orange Lass' Torso
-Realtor Jay
-Realtor Jay's Son (coporeal status unknown)
-Grandma
-Grandmo
-Yames Bond
-Baron Von Chocolatpinen
-Jumpscare Elvis
-Singular Funko Pop
-Mobile Venom Spider-Man
-The Council of Bored Apes (Derogatory)
-Leader of Bored Apes, Crypto Kong
-Charon
@@wacula426don't forget Charon!
The existential crisis home sale of a deeply eccentric bond villain is perhaps some of the best improv I've seen recently, and by recently I mean within the past year. Excellent work Jello.
the first house reminds me of how id decorate my animal crossing house as a child where the rooms were vaguely themed and just packed with crap i thought looked neat
The third house is ABSOLUTELY the vacation home of the What We Do in the Shadows crew.
So glad that Scottsdale got an appearance in this one, that place is so rich it makes my teeth hurt. Relatedly, very much enjoying "fruity German vampire takes perky 20-something femme James Bond and The Realtor with a cold on a tour through his poisoned-food-themed mansion"!
And then they kiss
@@dragonfly._.doodles And then they kiss!
I just want to point out, the house at 45:38 has "bonus room" listed as a selling point. What exactly counts as a bonus room when selling a house? Are they selling the house by the room and it's buy 2 get 1 free? Are there ammo and health pickups stored there? Is that where you store the bodies?
You didn't know? That's where they make and sell checkpoint robots 🤖
I can answer this! My house had a similar selling point - the "bonus room" in question was a room that was such a recent addition that it had yet to be added to the official floor plan, so essentially we were receiving square footage that was not reflected by the corresponding price of the house!
Also, yes, we keep our ammo and health pickups there, along with the assorted potion.
IIRC Bonus rooms can also be rooms that are sizable spaces but not technically any other classification (like something bedroom size but lacking the elements to make it technically a bedroom.
It's a Doom monster closet, there are like 5 arch-viles in there.
41:00 for anyone curious, a lot of houses in louisiana are “on stilts” to prevent flood damage. insurance is CRAZY here, and most of the state is quite literally under sea level.
yes louisiana architects saw floods as a problem and just *built over it.*
apparently that house did not survive the last hurricane that came through. i pray no one was living like that normally anyway lmao
That’s the most American logic I’ve ever heard- no offence to you personally
The German chocolate house is literally just if the witch from Hansel & Gretel became a Bond villain! HAH!
Tbh, a james bond movie where the villain turns out to have supernatural powers would go kind of hard, even if it wouldn't make sense
I love the haunted house seller and his two eternal victims/prospective buyers
I live in Oklahoma, and we have a small chain of sweet shops here called Pinkitzel that are styled the exact same way as the "Lips over the Oven" home in Edmond. One of the three shops is based there. While I can not prove it, I am 100% convinced you've stumbled upon the home of the person that founded the chain.
as someone with sensory issues, i can confirm that the second house would make me explode the instant i crossed the threshold
Jello just becomes a Dr. Doof-esque Bond villain. “I made these spider candles then the lead scientist said ‘what now?’ and I said ‘Oh…’”
Can't believe you managed to get totally real special guest James Bond on this episode of Zillow Hell! 10/10 stream.
I really hope this becomes an ongoing series, these are some of the funniest videos I've ever seen, had me wheeze laughing all the way through
I hope so too
Best moments imo
7:59 the guardian
8:21 jumpscare found
9:15 elvis' biggest fan
11:19 sons room
20:58 LIPS
22:16 the corner creature
23:28 NOSE
28:47 Jello's reaction to skeleteon
29:41 Jay's reaction to skeleteon
34:18 coffin door
51:42 its me
52:43 the memories of laser tags
1:14:12 what happened to the last house
1:28:54 the plot twist
1:30:23 crypto kong?!
1:36:51 the adventures of sliderman, theme song
1:52:04 its me 2
1:54:35 grandma's twin
1:57:16 the grandmas hidden business.
1:59:16 how many times has this happened
2:05:47 creature door
2:11:51 the pole trap
2:13:05 everyday is another chance
2:15:23 spaceship door
i'm very late, but i work as a paramedic where the "when the dm can't decide what genre of game to run" house at 2:08:00 is. and it's been a known entity here for YEARS, like it's not just jello and co. being scared of its vibes, people here are TERRIFIED of responding to an emergency there. apparently a while back the local fire department had to go there for some minor reason and witnessed the house firsthand, and were so traumatized by it they had to notify our county dispatchers about it.
so now if we were to ever get dispatched there for some emergency, we'd get a warning from dispatch letting us know about the interior design situation. because if someone were to go completely unconscious on that little library "balcony" with the ladder we'd need to call in a whole rescue team to help get them down. but hey at least we could relax in the cabana bedroom while we waited.
it's relisted on zillow and it looks nothing like that anymore
you know who wants spider candles? the broken toilet skeleton house owner.
I love the tom and jerry dynamic between james bond and chocolate guy
I remember seeing a house listing before where it was a converted chapel, and the front garden was an active grave year.
There was a discliamer on the listing that you have to let people visit the graves.
that second house looks like the MMO house of someone who doesn't care about aesthetics and just wants to show off the unique furniture they got from events/achievements.
Former grunt of German pineapple chocolate villain in Arizona here. He's a swinger. That's why he's got all the pineapple. He's also an awkward lover, hence the need for chocolate furniture traps to spice things up.
Some of my favorite chat quotes :
Lips House:
this is the house of a teen influencer in Ace Attorney named Jenny Extreme.
one bed comes complete with the spires(tm)
the furniture looks a l i v e
WHAT PERSONA DUNGEON IS THIS
kiss the forbidden house lips
the house is a tomb holding the separated parts of an elder god
g u c c i f i c a t i o n
IM READY TO BUCCI
THE SKELETON APPEARS:
WHY IS JIMMY CARTER IN THE CORNER?!
RESIDENT EVIL 8 INTERIOR DESIGN
How much milk does it cost to maintain this place?
I don't think this is a house...
Destroying that skeleton initiates pizza time
This Beetlejuice remake is lit
oh hey that coffin has my name on it! weird!
casket 2!!!
IT WENT FROM CURSED TO HELLA COOL
the owner of this house gives you an invite and then disappears with a smoke bomb
Norma L. Person
THERES A TRAP DOOR IN THE FIREPLACE
$1 swamp house:
How much you ready to endure?
I fell asleep to the last stream and now I feel like a nightmare has clawed its way into my waking reality.
WINDOW TO THE PAST
its a time travel home, this is the price in the 1950s
Circus stilts house:
the zebra mobile
THE GIANT ENEMY HOUSE
And here we have a deck, with a beautiful little attached house.
Someone lay under the house while I hit the pillars with a sledge hammer.
this has the floor plan of my old roblox houses built with blocks
Inside you are two wolves. They do not come with the house.
Can't look up for insurance purpose
Non Euclidian Exterior:
The blue from the last house escaped
its a little scrimbly
"The house went swimming" is the most interesting way to describe flood damage.
the ceiling is trying to eat the floor
Mickey Mess. is this house's ace attorney owner.
"German Villain who lives in Arizona" (Ft. James Bond):
This is just Manfred Von Karma's spare arizona house.
Thank you Franziscka
Von Karmas go shopping
by chance is this bond villian named Jorge?
Oh yah ze fountain...it's home to pineapple piranha. You wouldn't BELIEVE how long ze genetic engineers took on zat one
The traps aren't working! The house price is plummeting!
BWAHAHAHAHA you see ze floor was made of white chocolate the whole time (flips chocolate lever opening trapdoor)
insecure bond villain my beloved
"No, how about you tell me now" as he pulls out a luger made of pineapple
This feels like they sent James Bond, a veteran spy master, against an up-and-coming and new/naive villain. Like, this villain is just too new into the villain world
So when should we expect the German Chocolatier with a Poison Pineapple power in Epithet Erased?
The wine is caramel filled
This looks like a house phoenix wright would go to in order to question a witness and end up getting poisoned
"Gold doesn't grow on trees. CHOCOLATE DOES!" best villian catchphrase
a james bond villain known to be obsessed with chocolate having a super popular tiktok where he does stuff with chocolate would be very funny and not even more stupid than many other bond villains
all of the bugs are beeping, and the beeping is just getting louder
i want all of this house
an entire bottle of pineapple vodka in his hand
Tag yourself i'm the candyland box:
ITS THE BLOOD GENTLEMAN
BOWLING BALL CARPET
WHAT IF CHARLES CHEESE BUT IN UR HOUSE
ah the ghosts
YEESSSSSSS MY GENDER EXACT
It’s wrath month
QUEENS GAMBIT
THE GLOW E G G S
give me the mystery curtain
WOOOOOOO MOLD
that was the master bedroom and the one after it was the evil bedroom
(This took waY TO LONG so i cant get every house, feel free to put your favorite chat messages in the replies,)
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For next stream, have a transparent jpg drawing of you 3, so you can place yourself in spaces, resize yourselfs to fit, and move around together
I’m 90% sure the skeleton house was just a defunct haunted house
It was not necessary to poison the chocolate. The bond villain bit itself made me die laughing.
it wasn't until I saw the elvis that I realized
I had forgotten the name of the house
I audibly screamed😭
19:44 I'm shocked none of you noticed the Rimini Blue Tall Cat Figurine from The Price Is Right: Terrible Internet Items Edition.
I genuinely love the third house so much. It's so nostalgic for me because my Aunt is a hairstylist and my Mother's friends are very Gothic, so I've been in houses with mannequins and spooky decor while still being run down, low income family style.
I really just love the goofy feel it has, I personally wouldn't buy this house but I've always wanted to be able to have random skeletons and spooky doll collections if I couldn't achieve full Beetlejuice style.
The fact that some of these were actually SOLD is probably the scariest part of all. Still, it's fun to see these, and I look forward to the next Awful House Listings stream, whenever that may be!
holy goddamn shit i LIVE in medina i’ve literally passed the elvis jumpscare house frequently and now i know the horrors that lay within! thanks jello!!
"That was _soapstone,_ you swine."
God, the detest for his clients that statement radiated just sent me.
"Pretty Gucci, are you ready to Bucci" fuckin sniped me, least of all the way Jello dissolved into laughter at the end
The immediate whiplash of "ew wtf is this house?" to "YOOO! IS THAT A COFFIN DOOR?! Nvm this house is awesome" gets me everytime
Baron von Chocolatepinen/Baron von Chocolatepineapple, or his more German name Baron von Schokoladeananas/Baron von Schokoladeundananas, is now an integral character to the Zillow universe
Obviously all of these are hilarious, but I think my favorite is the James Bond villain trying to sell his lair while James Bond is THERE. I can just imagine:
James Bond (JB): Hey man, what's up? What's the plan for today?
Villain (V): Oh, someone's actually coming to look at the place today.
JB: No kidding! Well why don't I stick around, help you with the sale! I know this place just as well as you do at this point.
V, through clenched teeth: You sure do!
Just rewatching the skeleton house now, and I would watch the unliving hell out of a show about a ghost realtor stuck in purgatory helping other ghosts pick out what home they wanted to haunt.
Someday I will find something in this world that's good enough to make me feel the way Jay's laugh sounds.
I'm still quite proud of myself for some of Ace Attorney names I came up with for hypothetical owners of these houses when this was live. Especially "Dolly Lector" for the Elvis house.
For the James Bond house, do you have a better name than Baron Von Chocolatepinen?
2:08:39 Jello giving the supportive mother, but is actually really concerned for their child's well being tone.
That second house, I can't fully explain why but it gave me Nickolodeon Sitcom energy. Like, if you took a bedroom or set from any one of those shows and shrunk it down to a more normal, human scale but kept the same degree of just Stuff Going On? I think that's what that second house IS to me.
I'm glad the mural house wasn't painted over.
A family member had bought a house with handpainted laurel leaves as edging in many spots and when they sold it a few years later, everything was painted over. It was so painful.
The first two homes have super strong "weird great aunt" vibes, but two different types of weird great aunts.
The reappearing chair is reminsct to the reappearing piano in the last zillow stream.
to me, in my heart, this video is an undead real estate agent leading adam and barbara maitland around to houses to haunt after lydia grows up and moves out
That last house hurt so much - you have legit one of the most gorgeous landscapes imaginable, and you have no decor style beyond applying every color and texture imaginable to at least one surface in the house.
This time i felt more inclined to buy the homes for sale
I love the sound Jello makes when they come upon a particularly strange room
So i missed out on part of the stream. And came back to Yam being called James and for a few minutes i was like “is that their real name?” And it wasnt until they were called Mr Bond that i realized it was a bit they were all doing.
1:18:00 actually the blue fire is most likely a blue light used to attract and kill flies that you would plug into an outlet. I got one of those and the light is very bright
I love how most of these houses wouldn’t be out of place in a Hidden Objects game
That Bond villain house was some of the best improv I've ever heard.
That last house feels like the setting for a kid's TV show starring a man and his best friend who's an animal puppet that only kinda looks like the animal it's supposed to be.
The original Zilling stream is one of my favorites, and I'm so happy to see another, thank you.
The bathroom at 5:16 reminds me of my late Grandma Phyllis's house; she had several lil frog statues in the bathroom next to the guest room I'd sleep in, plus more outside the front door
Sometimes I just get so hungry the type.of hunger only the rich can satisfy
I know that skull. The one with green eyes in the "glass" casing on top of what I think is a bread box(?) at 32:09. It's one of those things that repeats what you say to it back to you in a funny voice, and it's used to scare trick-or-treaters. My family had one for years. Just want to point that out.
i am SO GLAD we get a sequel because i knew the original would become one of those videos i rewatch over and over every once in a while and now i have NEW HOUSES to giggle over WAHOO!
The candyland house has an undisclosed address, which is even more suspicious since it's being rented while it's clearly unfinished. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
Okay, but I actually love the Jumpscare Elvis house. Not for myself, necessarily, but the aesthetic actually is very nice. When I look at it, I see a house full of someone's passion, and it's beautiful to see them realise it (as opposed to the Torture Chamber White Backrooms houses that absolutely scream "I have no personality"). They really made their home into something they loved ♥️
I'm still watching the video but that first house is a reminder of exactly why when selling a house, you paint the walls in neutral colors and go minimal with the furniture. The point is to allow new buyers to imagine themselves in the house. When you've decorated the place as your dollhouse wonderland and just slap that on Zillow, it's extremely difficult fot anyone to imagine themselves in that space and you've probably scared off any potential buyers.
Edit: I have now finished the video and I take it all back. We wouldn't have glorious, hilarious videos like these if people did the sensible thing 😂
The last house is giving the “teen zone” area at a gym where parents drop off their kids for 5+ hours while they work out + spy kids
As I was trying to figure out if the lip house had an arcade cabinet of Broforce, I was bombarded and nearly killed by the skeleton house. No joke about right up to the first coffin room I was pretty much on the floor in great pain as I couldn't stop laughing the whole time, full on couldn't breath, sweating, crying, laughter.
I would give ANYTHING for one of these houses to have a trap door in the fireplace
I NEED someone to animate the James Bond and Baron Von Chocolate Pinen house tour. PLEASE LMAO
Out of all the people in the world, Yam might be the one with the least James Bond energy. It's perfect.
30:38 You cannot tell me this isn't the set for I Write Sins Not Tragedies, that skeleton is WEARING THE OUTFIT
I am in love with the “yes, and”ness of the james bond bit
during the james bond bit i literally started hyperventilating and got woozy because i was laughing so much
20:18 ya'll got too distracted by the funko pops and missed the half a mouth pillows and the pillow of that orange triangle thats used by every electronic song rip channel
Ive had to clear out a lot of houses with mold damage at one of my previous jobs and i can say with 100% certainty that the What Happened Here House has an extremely bad mold infestation, making the resident evil jokes very appropriate
That first house is actually ruled by Pothos vines. There's at least one in almost every room, including one hanging in the shower.
The Bond villain sounds more austrian from a German perspective. Solidifies the choclate arc.
the house with the gucci pig really gives me "im on observation duty" vibes
1:10:09 pretty sure if you get too close to that cactus it grows arms and starts a mini boss fight
I think the Halloween house is on a septic system, a really old one to be specific. My great grandparents apparently wouldn't flush toilet paper for that reason, and with the ancient appliances in the kitchen, I suspect the septic system isn't up to date either
"Turn on the sink for a problem." 2:10:31
I truly love how joyous Jay is, he laughs so much. I hope to be that exuberant someday
The realtor at the start of Pride Month: Are you ready to bi?
Also, if you wanted to know what was causing the weird lighting reflections in the photos of that one McMansion house that was being renovated: internal reflections within the camera lens elements caused by a filter on one layer and a lack of anti-reflective coatings on another. So the lens probably isn't broken, but it is either cheap or old.
The house I live in now was bought for ~$370,000 in 2017 and is now worth almost $700,000. In no fair universe should houses ever cost this much
these streams make me laugh harder then anything else on the internet. like, more then a snort or even a chuckle, full on cackling. jello if this is the only thing you streamed for forever i would not be sad
Man, you know what the first thing I think of when I want to decorate my house is? NFTs, bloody assorted monkey jpegs.