While she is very beautiful, I wouldn’t say most beautiful in the world . Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I have seen other women I think are more beautiful than Hadid
The 'Golden Ratio' thing is a static standard. That is, they are measuring proportions in a still image to come to an 'ideal.' Tip of nose to tip of chin, hairline to browline, symmetry by axis, that kind of stuff. 'Beauty' can also be impacted by expressiveness and energy, which reveal themselves dynamically, in motion and interaction. 'A smile that lights up a room' or a 'twinkle in one's eye' can cause you to completely disregard notions of math and ratios. Likewise the opposite is true for a vacuous beauty, or an entitled or imperious one.
She’s only 5’7 that’s not tall. I’m 6’1 small to me. Big things come in small packages that’s David. That’s why you have so many fans David. Don’t worry about height. You’ve done perfectly fine without it 👍
She really claims to never had plastic surgery...really?? LMAO! Shit,no one would give a crap about Kylie Jenner if it wasn’t for her getting all that work done. She’d still be “the ugly one”. Hell,if it works for ya,why hide it?
Vanessa Bayer = perfect Golden Ratio of personality + beauty
Vanessa Bayer is really cool
She's pretty coooool...
Hahahaha no
She rocks!
@@Justcarlosdiaz 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jimmy Jazz 👌
"A nose job is just L.A. puberty." Ain't that the truth!
😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
"I think she had her eyes switched"🤣
😂😂😂 “she had her eyes switched” ☠️☠️☠️
"He's not hot or a billionaire what is he offering?" I don't know...I think he's pretty hot.
Great show. Monologue kills, bits are hilarious, and the guests are always super funny.
Vanessa Bayer is so adorable
And yet it was still cancelled.
Can I say J. Law is almost confusing when referring to a celebrity
The bald guy made me laugh so much 😂😂
just come to see Vanessa, she's gorgeous and sharp as usual in the way only she has
The big guy is hilarious. Too smart for the audience.
He was funny, but a little hacky. So, he fit the show perfectly.
"Too smart" yeah right
ShunMedia I know, such a genius
He's probably been my least favorite guest David has had on. Nothing about him is very charming
@igeto12 hackneyed, look it up.
I'll take Vanessa over J Law or Bella any day her smile would light up your days
I appreciate David spade and his refreshing tackle on the late shows
Poor Jennifer Lawrence, had to settle for some random guy after Larry David turned her down.
@You Tube the guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm
It's amusing that their only "credit" for him was "his dad has a art gallery". So did he accomplish moping the floors for his daddy then?
X-Men movie joke was gold.
She is one of the best looking women in the history of SNL.
Omg Melissa’s one-liners 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Has anyone noticed Mr. Spade's sound effects for "typing feverishly on a cell phone" and "jackhammer/chisel" are the exact same? I hope so.
One of many Jennifer Lawrence’s marriages
I thought she was seeing that dude from Cold Play. I'm obviously out of the loop. Haha I prefer living under a rock anyways
I'm joining you
that's gweneth paltrow💀, they divorced btw
These clips are great! Please lower the volume on the sound stinger at the end. It's crazy loud.
You wanna know how rich they are?
At the wedding, there were TWO cakes
I thought the golden ratio was how many newborns smile at you. They are the most unbiased and can recognize symmetry
Vanessa Bayer so cute!😍
@2:04 - What is the HELL is Guy doing with his voice at the end of "offering?"
a hadron collider is the most massive particle found
Guy was a cold piece today !!! lol
David Spade still looks the same since Tommy Boy and Joe Dirt.
Ref: thumbnail title.
I thought they were going to talk about Jude Law's wedding.
Bella has had so much plastic surgery.
Vanessa is a trooper.
Hmm, no invite. Guess I'll go to the next one....
While she is very beautiful, I wouldn’t say most beautiful in the world . Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I have seen other women I think are more beautiful than Hadid
Far, far prettier before the work. At 4:07 Before the work: feminine. After the work: mannequin.
The 'Golden Ratio' thing is a static standard. That is, they are measuring proportions in a still image to come to an 'ideal.' Tip of nose to tip of chin, hairline to browline, symmetry by axis, that kind of stuff.
'Beauty' can also be impacted by expressiveness and energy, which reveal themselves dynamically, in motion and interaction.
'A smile that lights up a room' or a 'twinkle in one's eye' can cause you to completely disregard notions of math and ratios.
Likewise the opposite is true for a vacuous beauty, or an entitled or imperious one.
jay leno's chin would beat her chin
Jay's chin has it's own zip code and gravitational pull.
I thought J. Law stood for Jude Law
This feels like an e show not a cc show.
I know, its the strangest fucking show sometimes lmao
Please, please, please, do Joe Dirt 3!
My funny bone likes that guy Guy.
Guy Branham is hilarious lolol
So, his only description is his father owns an art gallery? What does he do?
4 to 12.5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe dirt goes to the moon would be awesome
Love dusty
Vanessa 😍
Bella Hadid...homegirl could, like, get it...only true homies get the reference
Oh wow, Jennifer Lawrence is getting married...
What is this?
L.A. Puberty..... coming soon on Fox...
Vanessa has most beautiful mouth ive ever seen
You're a fan of massive overbites I see.
Ugh
Wtf i did not get invite to wedding but ya what ever
Dusty Slay!!!
@@DustySlay
Heck yeah buddy! Just tryin to show some appreciation for one of my favorite comedians.
David you are so funny, I love your show. Can you Message me to say hi? That would be awesome!
What is an innocent soul like Vanessa doing there?
I can't take Pizza the Hut. Kind of annoying.
Vanessa's uncle IS right, though.
Lol
The definition of J. Law IS the golden ratio😌
, so if you get plastic surgery, does that mean there is plastic in you bod post mod??
Please make joe dirt 3
What is up with the big wobbly ...
Is the unending gay commentary the comedy easy button? It’s just layup after layup.
He’s probably a cool dude and funny, but that bit is exhausting.
How fat are they making gay guys now. I picture him as Ned Beatty in Deliverance
And then things took a turn for the worse
She’s only 5’7 that’s not tall. I’m 6’1 small to me. Big things come in small packages that’s David. That’s why you have so many fans David. Don’t worry about height. You’ve done perfectly fine without it 👍
that gay man is so corny
Dante Rasko His delivery could use some work
Who's gay?
does nessa know how to not smile?
since you've gone,
What tf
Vanessa Bayer is beautiful!
The big guy isn’t funny
Homegirl is beautiful with the help of plastic surgery.. no shame she got her money’s worth for sure!!
oof. this show is cringey AF. i just click the vid for vanessa bayer.
Yeah! That dude on the right is horrible. Vanessa was great, though!
Yeah .same here.
@@0m3gaph03nix exactly what I thought...
That panel almost made david seem unfunny.
She really claims to never had plastic surgery...really?? LMAO! Shit,no one would give a crap about Kylie Jenner if it wasn’t for her getting all that work done. She’d still be “the ugly one”. Hell,if it works for ya,why hide it?
David, the women who are your friends have also had plastic surgery! Stop being elitist!
Oh wow...... Who cares.
that girl tha supposedly was the "hottest ever" is FAR from it. SO many MUCH more beautiful than her. she's barely a 5
Beautiful woman, great actress...and, no one cares about your views. Live life.
Early
I left cause I'm over the gay guy