Everything Wrong With Thunderball In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
  • In honor of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., we return to the old school Bond movies for the sins of Thunderball. Beloved, classic, and full of damn obvious sins.
    Next week: We're still working on the schedule. But at least one recent Sci-Fi movie and... something else.
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  • @iunary
    @iunary 5 років тому +135

    God the scene where he hands her the shoes is just a brilliant joke. Her face makes it even better. no matter how often i watch it it still cracks me up.

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 2 роки тому +1

      Best joke in like 5 bond movies. Her expression reminds me of the face Melinda Gordon gives us when a ghost zaps her into a striptease.

  • @fcolli8889
    @fcolli8889 9 років тому +263

    The "yogurt and lemon juice" comment was regarding the rehab facility's menu, and Miss M was implying that Bond wouldn't have the strength to carry out his threat. Apologies to anyone who already posted this.

    • @LadyTanyaNY
      @LadyTanyaNY 9 років тому +4

      Fred Collins I see!

    • @bleedinrecords
      @bleedinrecords 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @gideonbrown4215
      @gideonbrown4215 2 роки тому +1

      Well, we’ve learned a little bit about the narrator.

    • @gypsieladie
      @gypsieladie 2 роки тому +1

      My goodness! Thank you for explaining this because I've been laughing at this for weeks. I will continue using it sarcastically with my husband for shts n giggles.

    • @SwordHMX
      @SwordHMX Рік тому

      @Fluffy Hamster my baby boomer mother and even older father didn't get that joke, either

  • @TheCristallo83
    @TheCristallo83 8 років тому +134

    "On yogurt and lemon juice" is probably in reference to the fact that Bond was at a health spa and not being fed any type of food that would give him strength enough to spank her. She's basically saying "With the food they are feeding you, I doubt you'll have the strength to spank me."

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому +603

    Ever notice how Bond has the best job ever?
    His 'spy' work ALWAYS entails going to expensive restaurants driving a nice car and wearing a suit. He beds his contact, shoots at some bad guys, and the main villain puts him in an easily escapable death trap which is easily escapable.
    Aside from paternity lawsuits (which are rare since his partners tend to die) what's the downside?

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому +8

      ***** You make a point...

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos 9 років тому +2

      +bloodrunsclear to bad it's boring AF

    • @VicariousReality7
      @VicariousReality7 9 років тому +37

      +bloodrunsclear
      Getting beaten with a fire poker, getting stuck in the "rack" machine, getting bombed etc

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 9 років тому

      VicariousReality7 You also make a point XD
      I was being mostly satirical but...ouch O_o

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 9 років тому +38

      +bloodrunsclear Being tortured by getting hit in the balls with rope repeatedly.

  • @sharkz4151
    @sharkz4151 9 років тому +127

    Criminals guide for taking out bond
    1.Dont do shit and wait for him to hit you.
    2.Miss every shot.
    3.DONT SHOT THE TIERS.
    4.Dont dodge,because fuck dodging.

    • @sharkz4151
      @sharkz4151 9 років тому +1

      !‫Jaws is unrealistc,you can see it in this movie

    • @double0_kevin
      @double0_kevin 9 років тому +11

      Don't shot the tiers? Bruh. Tires don exits.

    • @sharkz4151
      @sharkz4151 9 років тому

      Oh i forgot mate! Thanks for remiding me!

    • @milohdd
      @milohdd 9 років тому

      They are bullet-proof (on the db 5 atleast)

    • @double0_kevin
      @double0_kevin 9 років тому +1

      Guys.... Did you miss the Smash Bros. joke?

  • @MrEab2010
    @MrEab2010 7 років тому +25

    Thunderball, despite the imperfections, is still my favorite 007 and my favorite action film. Why? Because it's COOL. Savoir faire is everywhere!

    • @metallkopf988
      @metallkopf988 3 роки тому

      Plus the title song is sung by the "other Prince of Wales", the "Tiger", Tom Jones. Honestly couldn't go wrong there...

  • @vondahe
    @vondahe 5 років тому +39

    Movie sin #75: Yes, that was indeed how you got your hotel keys back in the good old days, so no sin for that.
    They might randomly ask for your name but usually, they didn’t.

    • @peterlee6374
      @peterlee6374 3 роки тому +2

      It was like that until about the late 90s I think
      Some place I think still do it!!

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 років тому +196

    "All I could think about is boobs"
    -My teenage experience watching all the Bond movies

    • @lloydkline6946
      @lloydkline6946 3 роки тому +3

      ❤ Italian sexy voice lady, lots of pretty woman

    • @steriopticon2687
      @steriopticon2687 3 роки тому +6

      I was in Jr. High when this came out!! Yes, the b-word, indeed.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 роки тому +4

      My life experience every day

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 2 роки тому

      Except Man with the Golden Gun. Britt Ekland just not up to the um, task.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d Рік тому +1

      Yeah
      That’s why we kept watching these movies!

  • @TimFarage
    @TimFarage 4 роки тому +26

    The 'conch chowder' mentioned refers to Ian Fleming's James Bond books, where Bond seems to think that conch chowder is an aphrodisiac.

    • @jeffnettleton3858
      @jeffnettleton3858 Рік тому +3

      He also thought homosexuals couldn't whistle and that sumo wrestlers retracted their testicles into their body. The man was weird.

    • @Mystrohan
      @Mystrohan 6 місяців тому

      I always thought he was trying to craft a cringeworthy innuendo based on the phonetic similarity between "conch" and "cock."

  • @james8194
    @james8194 9 років тому +354

    Try and do all the Bond films before Spectre comes out!

    • @tommycarr8111
      @tommycarr8111 9 років тому +77

      He's got 21 more to do (if you count the unnoficial ones), if he does two a week then that's 10 weeks of Bond sins and I am okay with that!

    • @SuperLordGaming
      @SuperLordGaming 9 років тому +6

      Tommy Carr There's unofficial Bond movies?

    • @james8194
      @james8194 9 років тому +20

      Like never say never again and Casino Royal (1957)

    • @GerbilNinjaOfDeath
      @GerbilNinjaOfDeath 9 років тому +1

      SuperLordGaming and On her Majesties Secret Service

    • @td9063
      @td9063 9 років тому +20

      +GerbilNinjaOfDeath On her majesty's secret service is an official film

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 5 років тому +12

    2:22 It's not as big a coincidence as you'd think, because the "health club" seems to be a well-equipped surgical and rehab center near the air base. Bond is a Royal Navy officer, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. arranged for Derval, a French flyer who trains RAF bomber crew, to be at the clinic so they could do reconstructive surgery on his corpse while it was still warm. Still a coincidence that they were there at the same time, but there were probably only a few places in England where Derval's double could have taken his place so smoothly.
    4:13 They knocked him out with the same gas they planned to use in the oxygen system of the bomber, which they presumably wanted to test before the mission.
    5:41 The driver's seat is on the left because it's a Ford made in America.
    7:13 Bond was there to save her because he knows she's his best lead and was following her all around Nassau. Skin-diving (giggity) was just the best time to catch her by herself.
    7:33 I always just assumed Domino was the reason Largo's plan involved her brother. Since he needed a patsy anyway, the fact that his mistress had an older brother in the NATO strategic bomber forces was too good a stroke of luck to pass up. She speaks very highly of him when she first meets Bond, so she probably told Largo all sorts of details that he passed along to Volpe, the better to seduce him. Domino was part of Largo's plan from the very beginning, which is one reason she's so pissed off when she finds out.
    8:22 He rewound it to the beginning of the tape, because it's a sound-activated microphone.
    10:58 When Bond ordered conch chowder earlier in the film, Domino told him she'd read about its aphrodisiac qualities in a sex manual. She's flirting with him right under Largo's nose, which is all the confirmation he needs that he can probably charm her into helping him.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 4 роки тому +2

      Testing experimental technology in the field is really stupid. Obviously they'd kidnap some hobo, test their knockout gas on him in some secure location, and then murder him afterwards.

  • @rodracer4567
    @rodracer4567 8 років тому +71

    18:27 The sped up Gilligans Island theme had me dying XD

    • @SmartGuy202
      @SmartGuy202 5 років тому +1

      Hi there, 3 years late to this. I wonder was that to avoid copyright ID or to match the equally sped up boat travel footage. A win both ways.

  • @hoilst
    @hoilst 8 років тому +118

    Sin 19: Moneypenny is implying that because they're feeding him nothing but yoghurt and lemon juice at the spa, Bond would be too weak to per her across his knee.

    • @IceNiner199
      @IceNiner199 6 років тому +17

      Its terribly obvious to me that is what Moneypenny was saying, but I see that our mutual observation is clearly beyond the mediocre mentality of Mr. "Everything Wrong with ...." and his crappy videos.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV 5 років тому +12

      @@IceNiner199 Butthurt much?

    • @EasyCure0
      @EasyCure0 5 років тому +6

      @@IceNiner199 why did you watch the video? Honest question

    • @MathisR412
      @MathisR412 5 років тому +7

      Don Mason Lmaooo get over yourself bro, it’s not that serious

    • @misturfixit45
      @misturfixit45 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, it's a confusing line, but in the novel the line is "``I don't think you'll be able to do much spanking after living
      on nuts and lemon juice for two weeks, James.''

  • @nickborn2369
    @nickborn2369 3 роки тому +7

    omg I just watched Austin Powers and they spoof the chairs that kill you. Will Ferrell's character doesn't die but is very badly burned and asks for help through the service hatch. it's nice to know the source material of the joke

  • @jamessmithe5490
    @jamessmithe5490 4 роки тому +7

    I think Bond shooting the bad guy with a harpoon and saying "I think he got the point" is worth a sin removal.

  • @bsus1412
    @bsus1412 Рік тому +4

    Rest in Peace, Ricou Browning. Your work as Underwater Director made an otherwise goofy movie utterly memorable!

  • @bazingaboosh
    @bazingaboosh 9 років тому +28

    Loved that Man UTD joke there...

    • @ohno8568
      @ohno8568 9 років тому +3

      ***** 20 times, 20 times Man Utd! #ManUtd

    • @bazingaboosh
      @bazingaboosh 9 років тому +6

      Dog Poo Like how you love Man UTD so much that you put them in your profile name.

    • @ohno8568
      @ohno8568 9 років тому +2

      ***** Credit where its due, it was your mums idea.

    • @bazingaboosh
      @bazingaboosh 9 років тому +2

      Touché.

    • @opa7906
      @opa7906 9 років тому

      Dog Poo Mom jokes? Step dad jokes? You are the devil sir burn in hell.

  • @VisualGourmet
    @VisualGourmet 9 років тому +131

    Why do boobs add a sin instead of removing it?

    • @MrCarter0975
      @MrCarter0975 9 років тому +71

      VisualGourmet The same reason why "(insert actress name here) isn't my girlfriend" is counted as a sin

    • @VisualGourmet
      @VisualGourmet 9 років тому +11

      MrCarter0975 That doesn't make sense -.-
      "... isn't my girlfriend" is actually negative whereas boobs are not.
      So what're you talking about?...

    • @tudodadood
      @tudodadood 9 років тому +55

      VisualGourmet "Boobs distract me from finding actual reasons to sin the movie" *Ding*

    • @VisualGourmet
      @VisualGourmet 9 років тому +2

      ***** Of course *that'd* be even better, but _adding a sin_? That's unnecessarily harsh imo...

    • @Quade12X
      @Quade12X 9 років тому

      VisualGourmet And then later he said in the space scene that it was boring "And not One boob. Not one boob I tell you!" (5:12) Like he wanted to see boobs in the clip to make the scene more interesting. So does boobs add or remove a sin? He confuses me sometimes. It really shouldn't remove sins, definitely if it was at least PG-13.

  • @MatthewPlato91
    @MatthewPlato91 6 років тому +8

    I love the sin off for the landmark establishing shot. I think it's so much more natural and interesting for filmmakers to use something other than captions telling you the city and country- that's the lazy option. I get it's sometimes needed, but as Thunderball shows, a quick glimpse of the Eiffel tower and no need for a 'PARIS, FRANCE' to show up.

  • @JohnDoe-nq4du
    @JohnDoe-nq4du 8 років тому +38

    About that last "Yea, no, they're dead.": That plane flying by with a hook to snag them thing is a real thing that real people have survived in real life:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system

    • @notuspanda3624
      @notuspanda3624 7 років тому +11

      Probably not by holding a rope in one hand and his girl in the other :p

    • @fcolli8889
      @fcolli8889 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder, though, if anyone, however strong, would be able to hold on to another person while being lifted like that. The jolt must be tremendous.

    • @samueltanner4769
      @samueltanner4769 Рік тому

      Hell, just the sudden change of inertia would scramble their brains.

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 9 років тому +55

    Best part is the Gilligan's Island speed music at the very end.

    • @cactoidpinata
      @cactoidpinata 9 років тому +4

      ***** Agreed, it was great. It was like some sort of Benny Hill crossover, lol.

    • @jeffreyriley8742
      @jeffreyriley8742 9 років тому +3

      Andrew Edwards Yes! The Benny Hill music would have been even more fitting.

  • @F0xSH0X1
    @F0xSH0X1 3 роки тому +8

    The shark pool scene was actually real. They used plexiglass. However there was a gap. And Sean just happened to be where the gap was. The fear on his face was real.
    In “ everything or nothing “ they discuss how Sean got out of the pool faster than they had ever seen anyone do it before. And that the person responsible was probably fired.

  • @craigndayday
    @craigndayday 8 років тому +25

    "Next time im gonna pinch your bum" "On custard and balsamic vinnagrette?!" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 8 років тому +62

    Classic James Bond movie, even with all these sins. Sean Connery is funny and a badass.

    • @dekster14LP
      @dekster14LP 5 років тому +9

      Best Bond movie.

    • @lloydkline1518
      @lloydkline1518 2 роки тому

      @@dekster14LP got my vote:: greatest james bond 🎬 movies

    • @warrendchild
      @warrendchild 2 роки тому

      @@dekster14LP no way. From Russia

  • @JacobKirkus
    @JacobKirkus 9 років тому +167

    Criminals in movies are so dumb! I honestly think Bond would have died long ago had he been facing criminals who knew how to throw weapons properly and how to shoot guns! lol

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles 9 років тому +4

      Jacob Kirkus This, only in From Russia With Love did they manage to fool Bond... Until he got on the train.

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 9 років тому +16

      Jacob Kirkus Everything goes the way it does in films because the plot demands it.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 9 років тому +3

      Jacob Kirkus same could be said of pretty much every movie protagonist and their bad guys.

    • @Mike-ul1xn
      @Mike-ul1xn 9 років тому +3

      Jacob Kirkus Seriously. I wanna see a video of Daniel Craig Bond versus all of the other Bonds. I'm pretty sure he'd murderize their silly asses.

    • @MrNathaniel123ify
      @MrNathaniel123ify 9 років тому +2

      what I find ridiculous is that bond is captured in every movie, yet never killed.

  • @krazus2036
    @krazus2036 4 роки тому +16

    The underwater battle scene has to be the coolest underwater scene in movie history. Hardly any angle cuts, just a bunch of grown men fighting to the death underwater.

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 8 років тому +44

    6:13
    Missed Sin: Throwing a goddamn BSA Lightning down a hill and into a river like that.

    • @leftcoaster67
      @leftcoaster67 6 років тому +1

      No kidding! Fiona and a Motorcycle.....rawr.

  • @TheDukeofMadness
    @TheDukeofMadness 8 років тому +7

    Yet again the ending was the best bit. Referencing Gilligan's Island and Sealab 2021, wonderful.

  • @Pitsu_the_frog
    @Pitsu_the_frog 9 років тому +105

    Everything Wrong With Watchmen from Zack Snyder, I know that you don't really like his film and that some people think this movie suck but for me this is a very good movie.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 9 років тому

      No Man of Steel.

    • @mekhijones9333
      @mekhijones9333 9 років тому +5

      +Ichigo1423jfk No Watchmen is better

    • @ZanathKariashi
      @ZanathKariashi 9 років тому +4

      ShadowFurno The Ultimate Cut. Not the wussy, cut down theatrical version.

    • @simonamorim1405
      @simonamorim1405 9 років тому

      I dare people to not call the ultimate cut the shit!!!

    • @AnnkkoR
      @AnnkkoR 9 років тому

      +ZanathKariashi I love the movie watchmen but for me, the ultimate version was useless

  • @Dbabcock9
    @Dbabcock9 9 років тому +41

    Getting picked up by that plane when they're out In that raft wouldn't kill them. It's actually something that the military have done back In the cold war. to pick up agents that gathered information from the russians and needed to be picked back up very fast.

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 5 років тому

      Bullshit.

    • @kurtwagner350
      @kurtwagner350 5 років тому

      Oakley Sierney nah I saw it in Metal Gear Solid so it must be real

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 5 років тому

      @@kurtwagner350 Well then, that settles that.

    • @hmshood9212
      @hmshood9212 5 років тому +6

      Oakley Sierney
      Nope, it’s all real.
      www.specialforceshistory.info/terms/fulton-recovery-system.html

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 5 років тому

      @@hmshood9212 Well i'll be dammed, pretty cool then.

  • @The_McFortner
    @The_McFortner 5 років тому +13

    16:53 ...and yes, they live. It's an actual military rescue method used for downed pilots in Vietnam.

    • @blakestone75
      @blakestone75 3 роки тому +1

      And it was a real stunt they did for the movie. As was the jetpack scene. I think sins should be removed for doing that stuff for reals.

    • @blakestone75
      @blakestone75 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/UsTIeZ03Hk8/v-deo.html

  • @TrojanMan78
    @TrojanMan78 8 років тому +111

    12:33 did anyone else notice the dog taking a piss?

    • @thephantomfarter1662
      @thephantomfarter1662 8 років тому +1

      What, by the guys with the '007' Head-pieces?... yep, the editor left it in as it made him laugh...

    • @thephantomfarter1662
      @thephantomfarter1662 7 років тому +1

      My pleasure. laughter is my metier, my barometer and my refuge.

    • @coolcat20million
      @coolcat20million 7 років тому +7

      According to the book, "The Battle for Bond," the editor, Peter Hunt, originally cut the dog-relieving-himself shot out of the movie. But when the producers, Saltzman and Brocolli, saw it was missing they told him to put it back in.

    • @ashthomas5827
      @ashthomas5827 5 років тому

      Bahahahahaha i love it!!!

    • @SaveWesternCivilisation
      @SaveWesternCivilisation 5 років тому

      A gentleman always notices a dog taking a piss

  • @Sleepdroidstudios
    @Sleepdroidstudios 9 років тому +27

    Thumbs up for the Sealab 2021 clip at 17:42 . Nice work.

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U 9 років тому +13

    I like it when Jeremy starts being goofy and energetic, it contrasts his dry humor nicely.

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 9 років тому +309

    Thunderball might be my second favorite Bond film, but I'll readily agree that they could easily chop 20 minutes of scuba footage out and lose nothing. We needed twenty more minutes of Fiona Volpe instead.

    • @jayrussell1825
      @jayrussell1825 6 років тому +15

      Yeah, more Fiona!!!

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 6 років тому +4

      God Bond films are so ridiculous.

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 6 років тому +8

      Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

    • @hypatiastanhope4716
      @hypatiastanhope4716 6 років тому +2

      Never say never again was a better version of that story !

    • @Folker46590
      @Folker46590 6 років тому +14

      You got to admit the underwater battle was really cool and it's never been done again.

  • @BUEAU
    @BUEAU 3 роки тому +5

    The classic Bond films are a gem of floundering! Love it LoL

  • @Maazzzo
    @Maazzzo 9 років тому +3

    You got references for RDJ, Inspector Gadget, Finding Nemo and Gilligan's Island? you rock.

  • @giulianojahn
    @giulianojahn 2 роки тому +24

    "All I can think about is boobs"
    Every Bond movie ever.

  • @undergroundwarrior70
    @undergroundwarrior70 4 роки тому +1

    Well, this little montage "Everything Wrong With Thunderball In 17 Minutes Or Less" is still my all time favorite James Bond movie. I remember when I was a kid, all the kids really liked "Goldfinger". I never saw it back then until in the late 70's at a theater in L.A., CA., and the second feature was "You Only Live Twice". Both enjoyable James Bond films, but still "Thunderball" is my favorite one.

  • @ronnicholson153
    @ronnicholson153 4 роки тому +5

    I have stayed in many hotels and before the advent of electronic keys, I rarely if ever had to do more than give the receptionists my room number.

    • @zeusathena26
      @zeusathena26 3 роки тому

      I came back to the hall, & realized I didn't have my key. My husband was inside asleep, with ear plugs. He sleeps so soundly a bomb couldn't wake him. She let me into the wrong room, then the right room without question! No problem. Yes I mixed up the doors that were right next to each other.

  • @RavenWolffe77
    @RavenWolffe77 9 років тому +69

    That last sin is actually possible, it's called Fulton-ing (damn auto correct) but it is extremely dangerous to Fulton a person.

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 8 років тому +11

      Mgs anyone?
      (Lol)

    • @RavenWolffe77
      @RavenWolffe77 8 років тому +8

      it isn't from The Phantom Pain, it's a quick (but risky) method of cargo transport that involves attaching a balloon with a loop on the top, and a plane with a specially designed winch near the rear cargo door.

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 8 років тому +7

      Jack Neuenburg I know I was just having a joke, still can't believe why not much people know about it

    • @TheD3rp2
      @TheD3rp2 8 років тому +6

      +Jack Neuenburg It's not actually that dangerous, there was only one fatal accident in it's 17 years of use.

    • @RavenWolffe77
      @RavenWolffe77 8 років тому +7

      Yes, but it takes years of training for a pilot to be able to Fulton standard-sized cargo, and since the size of that balloon could lift a small car, bond is ascending too fast to be safely Fulton-ed
      (again, someone tell autocorrect that if the word Fulton is in its database, it should recognize it with its suffixes)

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah 7 років тому +30

    17:19 "I'll get you next time, Gadget, next time" lol

  • @MissMcLemore1
    @MissMcLemore1 7 років тому +31

    "I'm the dude tailing the dude, disguised as another dude tailing that second dude!"
    FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!
    #deadsodead

    • @quad5186
      @quad5186 3 роки тому

      Liked that one too !
      Tropic Thunder 😂

  • @user-gw9kq7qm2k
    @user-gw9kq7qm2k 4 роки тому +2

    I love your description not only because it's clever and hilarious but also because it makes the movie seem so good

  • @GiemsaUwU
    @GiemsaUwU 9 років тому +164

    Everything wrong with the new fantastic four?

    • @TN-xq5fv
      @TN-xq5fv 9 років тому +63

      Imagine how long it would take to upload a ten hour video with 5000 sins.

    • @TheShowerhandle626
      @TheShowerhandle626 9 років тому

      Caitlyn Ulted JFK hey a fellow lol player

    • @connor119988
      @connor119988 9 років тому +16

      ....everything
      Sin tally: 1,000,000

    • @xRaTeDFuzion
      @xRaTeDFuzion 9 років тому +15

      Caitlyn Ulted JFK They have to wait for it to come out on DVD before they can use footage of the film.

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 9 років тому +6

      Oh no, they got Miles Teller, Michael B Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, and Toby Kebbel in this didn't they?

  • @TheHoagie13
    @TheHoagie13 5 років тому +12

    In regards to Sean Connery:
    *_Unconvincing Toupeé is.....Unconvincing..._*

  • @Sephirothwolf
    @Sephirothwolf 7 років тому +58

    Ok, the dig at Manchester United instantly gives you additional points Cinemasins... good play.

    • @franohmsford7548
      @franohmsford7548 6 років тому +2

      Ignoring England's Second City - Birmingham - takes those points away!

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 5 років тому

      Also, isn't it man city that would get destroyed?

    • @jwfmsu1990
      @jwfmsu1990 4 роки тому

      @@MostlyPennyCat They are on the road that day.

    • @eamonryan8738
      @eamonryan8738 3 роки тому

      They may as well take the emptyhad with them.

  • @DoucheandDominoMark007
    @DoucheandDominoMark007 5 років тому +6

    Lol Bond's "Thunderballs" are amazing 😂 That quote killed me

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 4 роки тому +5

    1:47 Ken Adam was the bomb! And I mean that literally: He also designed the War Room in Dr. Strangelove. So believable, Ronald Reagan wanted to see it when he became President, and his aides had to tell him it never existed.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 3 роки тому +1

      Gentlemen, this is the War Room. You don’t talk about War Room in the War Room.

  • @LumosX
    @LumosX 9 років тому +4

    As great as having all Bond movies sinned would be, I'd be extremely happy if we got to see the sin count for "Moonraker". The others aren't important. Please?

  • @rjg7112
    @rjg7112 3 роки тому +2

    10:12: Fiona picking up Bond the way she does is not a sin. He had just disappeared underwater after being caught spying on Largo's boat. It would make sense for him to dispatch his people to look for him coming ashore. The reason why his hotel is as far as Fiona will drive him is because his cover was already blown a day or two earlier. The real sin is he continues to stay at the hotel where his cover is blown, which leads to Paula's kidnapping and death later: 11:03.

  • @tommylitz4543
    @tommylitz4543 3 роки тому +1

    "Yogurt and lemon juice" went over your head.
    These would be just some of the "health foods" found in a diet program of low calories one would expect to be served at a sanitorium (health clinic)

  • @DeadhunterThe
    @DeadhunterThe 6 років тому +3

    17: There's a pool filled with piranha in every SPECTRE meeting area.
    28: What sociopath would kill a man instantaneously when he can take pleasure in him dying of pain?
    105: If there's blood in the water, sharks pretty much don't notice anything but it. That's one of their most basic instincts.
    116-117: He's waiting for a huge pound of the drum so that no one hears the shot. When the drum was hit hard enough, no one hear the shot! DUUURRRRRR!!!!!
    135: There WERE more US soldiers than Largo's men in that battle!

  • @SwordHMX
    @SwordHMX 9 років тому +26

    1:03 -"Windscreen, bulletproof, as are the side and rear windows" -Q in Goldfinger. The bullet shield is indeed unnecessary.

  • @johnnymatheis1018
    @johnnymatheis1018 2 роки тому +1

    Funny commentary, but these goofy movie ingredients are what makes Bond films so cool. And the underwater battle scene remains to this day the most exciting and best staged underwater battle scene ever filmed. Thunderball was classic Bond, had it all: gorgeous women, wit, completely fantastic scenery and imagery (which is totally absent after Octopussy), fun gadgets going awry and still having comic value, the stupid henchmen willing to work for bosses who they know will eventually kill them. This was when Bond films were great.

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 9 років тому +30

    This is my favorite Sean Connery Bond film and I love the theme song.

    • @lloydkline7245
      @lloydkline7245 6 років тому

      Luvie1980 maybe the best jame bond movie, current movies have better backgrounds, foreign language, etc etc

    • @lloydkline3265
      @lloydkline3265 5 років тому

      The first James bond I had to buy instead of watching on TV it had everything in the movie great sixties movies with the pretty woman,drama,

    • @lloydkline6946
      @lloydkline6946 3 роки тому

      ❤ Italian villan lady sexy voice pretty face

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 9 років тому +21

    Conch chowder is commonly held to be an aphrodisiac.

  • @RaderizDorret
    @RaderizDorret 8 років тому +13

    Actually, the aircraft recovery of Bond and Domino is a Fulton system which was used very successfully for decades. The shock of the aircraft snagging the cable is about as much as a parachute opening.

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 2 роки тому +3

      Also made an appearance in Green Berets. In fact when my dad was in the AF, they were testing the system at Eglin. They would give out a 3-day pass for troops who volunteered to test stuff like that. My dad had this one Airman who volunteered for everything, got lots of time off. When he did the Skyhook test, it jammed and they flew around for like 3 hours flapping him in big circles behind the plane while they tried to unstick it. He's probably still dizzy.
      It cured him of volunteering though...

    • @brunozeigerts6379
      @brunozeigerts6379 Рік тому

      @@natehill8069 Well, you know what they say about volunteering in the military. Step right up and volunteer the guy next to you.

    • @themotleycollector
      @themotleycollector 7 місяців тому

      Christian Bale's Batman even used it to exit Shanghai.

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 3 роки тому +1

    @CinemaSins - "Conch chowder" is a euphemism for something they weren't allowed to mention in the 1960's..... pause..... ohhhh!

  • @DDiskin69
    @DDiskin69 4 роки тому +3

    The watch/camera sin is one of his best catches ever! Hilarious!

  • @LostDisciple24
    @LostDisciple24 3 роки тому +3

    "James Bond is so amazing, he can slam this metal door without making a sound."

  • @mstrainjr
    @mstrainjr 9 років тому +27

    This is why I don't care much for the newer Bond movies. They're too dark and series compared to the ones before them. Bond is supposed to be fun and corny.

    • @nolenferree7389
      @nolenferree7389 9 років тому +21

      Ok Casino Royale and Dalton were dark and gritty Bond Films compared to the others but they are the closest to the character Ian Fleming wrote. Bond is not suppose to be a stupid kids movie. If you read any of the books which you probably didn't you would know what I'm talking about.

    • @mstrainjr
      @mstrainjr 9 років тому +4

      Nolen Ferree I'm talking more about the tradition of the films. Most of them are light-hearted spy movies that rely more upon wit and charm than slapstick. These newer ones take themselves a bit too seriously for my liking.

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 9 років тому +4

      M. Strain Jr. The guy above you is dead wrong anyways and has never read a Fleming novel.

    • @alanrobinson-orr8748
      @alanrobinson-orr8748 9 років тому +4

      M. Strain Jr. Maybe but they did go over the top with the corn during Roger More's era.
      I loved Skyfall and I think that Daniel Craig is the Dog's bollocks

    • @kidistight
      @kidistight 9 років тому

      +M. Strain Jr. I don't want a fun and corny spy movie, just like I don't like funnny karate movies. Certain movies don't need to add humor, another reason why I hate Jackie Chan movies.

  • @s.d.gentry1354
    @s.d.gentry1354 9 років тому +4

    The Giligan's Island theme at the end was priceless...

  • @jmo6603
    @jmo6603 8 років тому +297

    Lot of sins in Thunderball no doubt. But this movie also has two of hottest bond chicks ever in Claudine Auger and Luciana Paluzzi.

    • @dr.spectre9697
      @dr.spectre9697 5 років тому +18

      Oh that's a fact! Im a young man im only 33 but I think for some reason we just dont have sexy women like those 2 anymore....

    • @randyacuna3248
      @randyacuna3248 5 років тому +4

      J MO I agree, two of my all time favorite bond women also.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 5 років тому +3

      absolves the flick of its sins.

    • @Gos1234567
      @Gos1234567 5 років тому +4

      J MO they make Pussy Galore look like an old hag!!Never got the fuss over her

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 5 років тому +2

      The bond women are the ONLY good parts of this movie.
      This is my pick for the weakest Connery Bond film.

  • @flamesofhellstudio
    @flamesofhellstudio 9 років тому +6

    smartly grabs another pair of goggles? the next one will have water in it. it's stupid to put on a pair of goggles when youre already underwater.

  • @Daniel-Rosa.
    @Daniel-Rosa. 9 років тому +30

    About that "something cool" you were gonna do with the *STAR WARS PREQUELS*

    • @Oyinkan1234
      @Oyinkan1234 9 років тому +3

      Daniel Rosa I've been waiting for him to do everything wrong with star wars episode 3 for like a year lmfao.

    • @Daniel-Rosa.
      @Daniel-Rosa. 9 років тому +2

      Yeah! And back when CinemaSins was celebrating 1 year and let people vote on the next sins video, they said they weren't including episodes 1, 2 or 3 as an option - because they had something special in mind for them... *back then!*

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 9 років тому +3

      Daniel Rosa waiting for the new one to come out. and anyway. every pretentious douche on youtube has taken shots at the prequels (even if half the shots are complete bullshit). time to take on the original trilogy. and I hope he uses the theatrical versions for maximum fanboy butthurt.

    • @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment 9 років тому +1

      +Daniel Rosa I heard his plan is to do a big Special during the Big Countdown to Ep VII.

    • @geomancer301
      @geomancer301 8 років тому

      something not pretentious, clickbaity and douchey?

  • @poseeley
    @poseeley 9 років тому +47

    They didn't use blue screen in this movie.
    The 1957 Ford Fairlane was American and had a left side driving wheel.

    • @F0xSH0X1
      @F0xSH0X1 3 роки тому

      They never use blue screens. Every bond film. Stunt. Etc etc. is real.

    • @F0xSH0X1
      @F0xSH0X1 3 роки тому

      The only exception to this, is diamonds are forever ( laser ) and die another day. Otherwise. It’s all props or small scale stuff.
      The lotus under water was a minute car with a seltzer tablet in the back.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 3 роки тому +1

      I like how the British numberplate appears and disappears. Shame they blew up a Skyliner retractable though.

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 3 роки тому +6

    Those underwater fights are extremely well shot

  • @BufusTurbo92
    @BufusTurbo92 6 років тому +5

    13:52 , that's when the continuity girl was fired

  • @balighy1472
    @balighy1472 9 років тому +29

    DO FUCKING MOONRAKER PLEASE

  • @maisiesummers42
    @maisiesummers42 9 років тому +1

    1:07 - I love how the guy on the right deliberately runs into the water stream just so he can be knocked over.

  • @jakemccloud2965
    @jakemccloud2965 7 років тому +3

    Definition of continuity girl. : a member of a motion-picture crew that is responsible for recording the details of a take in order to avoid discrepancies and to facilitate editing.

    • @westwoods7675
      @westwoods7675 3 роки тому +3

      And she definitely failed that job.

  • @conorpower3976
    @conorpower3976 9 років тому +74

    More Bond! Do The World is Not Enough. Riddled with sins it is

    • @IamSpeedster120
      @IamSpeedster120 9 років тому +32

      Conor Power Riddled with sins, it is. Hmm?
      Author of this comment, Yoda is.

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles 9 років тому +15

      Conor Power You misspelled Die Another Day.

    • @lizardmen98
      @lizardmen98 9 років тому

      +Generic Name Is that the ridiculous Korea one? With the hilarious CGI sea and the fucking hovercraft?

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles 9 років тому +1

      lizardmen98 You bet your ass it is. But that Korea scene was the best part of the movie, lol.

    • @lizardmen98
      @lizardmen98 9 років тому

      +Generic Name On I agree, it was ridiculously over the top, but that was why it was so loveable.

  • @rmsgrey
    @rmsgrey 9 років тому +29

    Sinning the harpoons was definitely sinful - conventional firearms don't work well underwater for two reasons - one is that getting a gun to fire at all with water in the workings is going to take some special gear; the other is that it only takes a few meters of water to slow a bullet below lethal speed (actually, it depends on the caliber of the bullet, but you're talking about a medium a thousand times as dense as air - it's like firing ping-pong balls in air) - a harpoon packs a comparable amount of energy into a much heavier projectile with much more momentum, which still does significant damage at much lower speeds.
    Okay, underwater dart guns were developed to replace the spear guns seen in the movie, but not until the 70s - and even then, they were classified.
    Next you'll be sinning Grease for no-one using a cell phone...

    • @JayDee-xj9lu
      @JayDee-xj9lu 4 роки тому

      I agree, but a spear gun is useless out of water and wouldn't shoot the guy to the tree. It's always funny how they never managed to just shoot him when they get the change but think of elaborate ways to let him escape. Well done sins. Love your work. Cracks me up everytime. JD

  • @beefcakeandgravy
    @beefcakeandgravy 5 років тому +1

    1:36 can we all take a moment to laugh at the thunderbird coming to a stop like it's completely full of water?
    *Stop - Slosh - Slosh*

  • @TheWwwyzzerdd
    @TheWwwyzzerdd 4 роки тому +1

    The Geiger counter thing was actually a part of the book they sloppily adapted into the movie. In the book, the Geiger counter was both the watch AND the camera; the camera was the actual Geiger counter, and the second hand on the watch was the counter's needle. Also the camera was one of those old timey Rolleiflex cameras and it couldn't actually take pictures, but the shutter button actually worked, so it would only look like it could take pictures. Incidentally, since Q wasn't in any of the books, the Geiger camera was actually Felix Leiter's and given to him by the CIA. None of the other gadgets were in the book.

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 4 роки тому +27

    "Not on Duty"? How is a spy ever not "on duty" when he's on assignment?

    • @maisiesummers42
      @maisiesummers42 4 роки тому +6

      He wasn't on assignment. He'd been sent to the spa by MI6 to get healthy.

  • @Applesmaush
    @Applesmaush 9 років тому +3

    1:06 the guy on the right runs INTO the water canon.

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. 6 років тому

    I forgot how much escapist young-male-pleasing silliness these early movies were until I watched this. I guess the Kingsman movies have taken that torch now.

  • @Fixxer315
    @Fixxer315 6 років тому +1

    Excellent point about Ken Adams, who was indeed crucial to the 007 series in the 60's and 70's.

  • @joesabbers2042
    @joesabbers2042 9 років тому +72

    *Sin removed for Tom Jones intro song*

  • @VintageLJ
    @VintageLJ 9 років тому +4

    Left hand seats are uncommon in the UK, but are allowed, and often found with exported cars.

    • @chevtothemax
      @chevtothemax 9 років тому

      VintageLJ And that was definitely an American car he was driving

    • @CarlDraper
      @CarlDraper 9 років тому

      StellWair and they did often get imported into the UK, because coolness

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 9 років тому +2

      VintageLJ I believe that scene was when he was in Nassau, which is littered with LHD cars.

  • @michaelproctor8100
    @michaelproctor8100 5 років тому

    Sin #155: Cubby Broccoli had originally signed Raquel Welch to play Domino, but somehow 20th Century Fox executive Richard Zanuck persuaded Cubby to let
    him have her for his Fantastic Voyage project. Cubby first saw Raquel on the cover of a October 1964 edition of Life magazine.

  • @bingcherry1122
    @bingcherry1122 Рік тому

    Napoleon Solo - The Man from UNCLE used a "communicator pen" to call headquarters. Bond on the other hand is still using pay phones to call headquarters!!! Lol!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @The__Creeper
    @The__Creeper 9 років тому +7

    Shouldn't this video be about The Man from UNCLE TV show if it's in honor of the movie?

    • @CarlDraper
      @CarlDraper 9 років тому

      The Creeper there was also several feature length Man From UNCLE films

    • @cameronjones3592
      @cameronjones3592 9 років тому +3

      The Creeper Also CinemaSins don't do TVSins sooo

  • @Sharpclawasaurus
    @Sharpclawasaurus 9 років тому +8

    Hope they do For Your Eyes Only.
    That's pretty much the only Bond movie I like :)

    • @pk13910
      @pk13910 9 років тому

      Sharpclawasaurus Carole Bouquet...Yum!
      My favorite is "The Spy Who Loved Me" for the opening ski stunt off the cliff, the submarine Lotus, and Barbara Bach.

    • @Sharpclawasaurus
      @Sharpclawasaurus 9 років тому +3

      pk13910 I like For Your Eyes Only because it has 2 very attractive ladies in it. The assassin chick and the...
      Well, the um... **ahem** excuse me...
      The girl who wants to sleep with everyone.
      Also, the scene with the little car out-running the bad guys is hilarious.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 9 років тому

      Sharpclawasaurus My favorite's Goldeneye. To me, Pierce Brosnan's 007 is who I think of when I think of James Bond.

    • @GlitchedLink1
      @GlitchedLink1 9 років тому

      From Russia With Love is my favorite Sean Connery Bond movie. It has the best plot, and the woman Bond falls for seems more interesting than most Bond girls.

  • @L1011Widebody
    @L1011Widebody 8 років тому +2

    These videos are worth watching for the ending mashup bits, those are hilarious! Good show!

  • @ep1phany62
    @ep1phany62 2 роки тому

    9.08 Cinema Sins misses perfect opportunity to mock this dude with a ‘Follow the yellow brick road’ rendition.
    Ding 1!

  • @JBBaird715
    @JBBaird715 9 років тому +5

    This is my absolute favorite Bond film of all time. Connery will forever be the true face of Bond.

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 5 років тому +19

    Take 200 sins off for making this awesome movie in the 60's.
    Also, Continuity Girl obviously wasn't being paid enough, so she got back at the studio by ignoring the Q gadget continuity error that everyone in the theater picked up on.

    • @jamescagney5162
      @jamescagney5162 4 роки тому

      When bond finndsplane watch letters pants change from shorts to long pants and back again 🤣

  • @MegaTNTCreeper
    @MegaTNTCreeper 8 років тому +1

    Its funny how that rescue system which 'would kill them' actually exists and was used in real life

  • @ronnicholson153
    @ronnicholson153 5 років тому

    Every hotel that I’ve stayed in, all I’ve ever had to do to be given my room key has been to tell the person at the desk, my room number.

  • @Orange_Laowai
    @Orange_Laowai 9 років тому +24

    Do expendables 3 already!

  • @JamesRevan
    @JamesRevan 9 років тому +3

    Dude, while that might have been a joke, try making a video on anything from Poland or about Poland... You will gets dozens of people from Poland talking about Poland ;P Which might mean I'm proving my own point... Damn you!

  • @thomasthomas2418
    @thomasthomas2418 3 роки тому

    At 8:48; When Largo tells you, 'Meet me down at the shark pool', run like hell, dude! DING

  • @peter6928
    @peter6928 8 років тому

    Everytime I see Thunderball and that watchman bad guy enters the screen I always think in my head him saying, 'I'm a bad guy, doing bad things..'

  • @vaffanculo924
    @vaffanculo924 9 років тому +5

    God, I can not get enough of these!

  • @mattthornhill554
    @mattthornhill554 9 років тому +40

    That last sin would not have killed them, it's called a Fulton Recovery System, a well documented extraction system. You can see them use it in The Dark Knight as well as the tv show The Unit

    • @thamostgangsta12
      @thamostgangsta12 6 років тому

      Matt Thornhill there is no way they would have got them in time before that ship crashed

    • @thephantomfarter1662
      @thephantomfarter1662 5 років тому +5

      Such a shame the Fulton Recovery System isn't a sexual technique...

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy 5 років тому

      If I'm correct, I think it was developed during the Vietnam War for use by American special operations teams.

    • @keithw.bowles9825
      @keithw.bowles9825 4 роки тому

      Not to mention the classic "The Green Berets", directed and starring John Wayne.

    • @jeffnettleton3858
      @jeffnettleton3858 Рік тому +1

      @@saintroddy Slightly before the escalation, but it was tested in conjunction with the war. Richard Marcinko, the former founder of DEVGRU, aka SEAL Team 6, took part in the testing of it and describes it in his memoir.

  • @l.p.5900
    @l.p.5900 5 років тому

    The way the Geiger counter is supposed to work is that the camera is what's tracking radiation and the watch is the display. It was definitely explained terribly in the movie though.

  • @dragoredrox7493
    @dragoredrox7493 2 роки тому

    8:50 the sound of that shotgun towel always cracks me up no matter how many times I view this movie when I viewed it as a kid and as I view it now I always crack up what towel sounds like that