Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Joey Diaz Returns!

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  • @-fu2pr
    @-fu2pr 10 місяців тому +694

    “I just wanna get high and find a victim” has to be the most Joey Diaz line ever 😂

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +27

      Like a doctah

    • @mr.tellithowitisz
      @mr.tellithowitisz 10 місяців тому +17

      Tremendous

    • @hughjass7101
      @hughjass7101 10 місяців тому +5

      his crimes are all exaggerations. he went to jail for 11months.

    • @jill9165
      @jill9165 10 місяців тому +19

      @@hughjass7101 you clearly dont know much

    • @eatass5627
      @eatass5627 10 місяців тому

      @@hughjass7101I know people who have done crazier shit and never got caught
      People who think his stories could never happen just haven’t seen that side of life
      The underbelly of Massachusetts north shore is full of people just like Joey

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 10 місяців тому +254

    “It’s a beautiful day to be alive” -Uncle Joey. It truly is indeed!

    • @jesseraymiller7381
      @jesseraymiller7381 10 місяців тому

      Vb

    • @mr.tellithowitisz
      @mr.tellithowitisz 10 місяців тому +4

      Man I miss those 2016-17 periscopes. Those were the days.

    • @Jimbow-sz9kh
      @Jimbow-sz9kh 10 місяців тому

      Rip Uncle Joey. Check the news in 6 hours :((

    • @addisonhollerich7326
      @addisonhollerich7326 10 місяців тому

      I miss tou

    • @realsteezystevie
      @realsteezystevie 10 місяців тому

      ‘I’ll kill you and rot in prison because you made fun of me and hurt my feelings with a joke’ -uncle Joey

  • @Sparky_theburnout
    @Sparky_theburnout 10 місяців тому +268

    This hour will be better than the entire Super Bowl. Thanks boys

  • @ddiliello
    @ddiliello 10 місяців тому +342

    Watching Foley cross off literally nothing on his notebook is hilarious

    • @prestonshehan8
      @prestonshehan8 10 місяців тому +4

      I came to the comments for this comment! I’m glad I ain’t the only one laughing at it everytime

    • @jacobcraft2000
      @jacobcraft2000 10 місяців тому +5

      literally read this comment as he did it

    • @siscoismyhomey
      @siscoismyhomey 10 місяців тому +3

      It hadn't occurred to me before, and it's killing me every time now

    • @robertomacari501
      @robertomacari501 10 місяців тому +3

      He does have stuff written down if you zoom in 😂

    • @michaelm3505
      @michaelm3505 10 місяців тому

      Redbar

  • @zathandropus7557
    @zathandropus7557 10 місяців тому +231

    “You like quiche?” Is fucking brilliant hahahaha

    • @JDeuce
      @JDeuce 10 місяців тому +6

      😂

    • @alexchavez217
      @alexchavez217 10 місяців тому +19

      Joey looked up like “ did this mf really just ask that?” Lol

    • @IvyMay-qn2ys
      @IvyMay-qn2ys 10 місяців тому +2

      That explains the bud light in the fridge. 😢

    • @panakoz13
      @panakoz13 10 місяців тому

      Let it fo bro. They made up for it.​@@IvyMay-qn2ys

    • @michaelpotter3627
      @michaelpotter3627 10 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂I lost it, the pause and look, you knew it was about to get hectic

  • @BrandinZinck
    @BrandinZinck 10 місяців тому +212

    Finding these boys was like discovering a couple Percs in an old winter coat.

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 10 місяців тому +9

      Half a perc 30 and 3/4 of a zanny. It might be better than finding 100 bucks

    • @danyewest9593
      @danyewest9593 10 місяців тому +11

      Who forgets a perc in their jacket though? 😂

    • @RussiaDaily
      @RussiaDaily 10 місяців тому +1

      @@danyewest9593a hobo

    • @RussiaDaily
      @RussiaDaily 10 місяців тому +7

      @@danyewest9593he wrote that comment on the library computer

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae 10 місяців тому +2

      @@RussiaDaily🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚🏽

  • @phildillon3630
    @phildillon3630 10 місяців тому +118

    "I've got everyone on the edible programme" most Joey thing ever. Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The_Fat_Turtle
    @The_Fat_Turtle 10 місяців тому +43

    Foley was on such a great roll of questions designed to piss off Joey in the best way.

  • @Sully.M
    @Sully.M 8 місяців тому +33

    This pod is such a good change of pace - I get so tired of comedian podcasts where they just talking about what comedy clubs suck or who murdered at the Improv in ‘06

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare 3 дні тому

      1000 AYG is real, raw, and special. They are inappropriate without objectifying women or degrading other people. They are mature enough to talk about women without being creepy like other guys and you can tell they are mature bc they know how to change the subject when someone brings something up that’s not their vibe. They are vulnerable and the opposite of phony and that’s refreshing. Also they are goddamn hilarious. 😊

  • @newtonfootball78
    @newtonfootball78 10 місяців тому +41

    The dart is the wall is a great touch

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +11

      Glad I'm not the only one that caught that. Stay blk brother

  • @albreezy26
    @albreezy26 10 місяців тому +710

    Dropping it before the big game is a big brain move. I guess the guy with the biggest forehead in the group made the decision lol

  • @zacharycox1563
    @zacharycox1563 10 місяців тому +77

    How do I start my days? I rip a couple bongs and then I head to jiu-jitzu 😂 I love this dude. That's some spirit animal energy right there

  • @NickPR87
    @NickPR87 10 місяців тому +102

    Bro, them losing it over quice absolutely destroyed me! 😂😂😂😂

  • @aloaloings5596
    @aloaloings5596 10 місяців тому +14

    Joey Diaz saying “monkey” never fails to make me laugh hysterically regardless of context

  • @IronBuddha80
    @IronBuddha80 10 місяців тому +22

    "Yeah her monkey's on fire" 😆

  • @TicTacRS
    @TicTacRS 10 місяців тому +39

    That quiche moment was legendary. All time AYG moment up there with Kippy's wink.

  • @MGrant-bj1dc
    @MGrant-bj1dc 10 місяців тому +124

    Was bummed about this 12 hour shift on Super Bowl Sunday... Then I see this!

    • @spencercollins5321
      @spencercollins5321 10 місяців тому +15

      Bro gonna watch this 12 times 😂

    • @DownSouth954
      @DownSouth954 10 місяців тому +1

      Oof hope this helps you get through the long haul shift

    • @batmansgotham4763
      @batmansgotham4763 10 місяців тому +5

      Kick the shit out of that shift for uncle Joey!

    • @jamescoleman1574
      @jamescoleman1574 10 місяців тому +1

      I just finished my 16 hrs shift 😂

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 10 місяців тому

      ​@@batmansgotham4763Steal something from corporate for uncle Joe!

  • @setyourhandle___
    @setyourhandle___ 10 місяців тому +16

    “A heavy foot and a bad right eye”
    Uncle Joey is the best
    Shout out to the boys bringing a sweet one before Super Bowl gets going

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 10 місяців тому +73

    16:22 You get along with the baseball coach?
    I don't even know why you bring it up.
    😂⚰️💀😂

  • @jackpack0060
    @jackpack0060 10 місяців тому +5

    23:32 When Toby pulls up Critical Bill and Kippy gives him a look of total bewilderment yet appreciation. Like he was saying good job was great lol

  • @nado121
    @nado121 10 місяців тому +32

    T-Bone had a hard time keeping up with uncle Joey on the bleeps in this one 😂😂

    • @tangosierra1
      @tangosierra1 10 місяців тому +12

      Can't understand why they would do it in the first place 😂

    • @aaronromo6790
      @aaronromo6790 Місяць тому

      @@tangosierra1why did they edit him???!

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 10 місяців тому +4

    I love that the boys had a better understanding of Joey from their first episode that they knew what questions would fire him up and make him go off and they sprinkled them all in perfectly!

  • @brendanmcginn6389
    @brendanmcginn6389 10 місяців тому +50

    Uncle Joey in the house! Took the boat in.. like a gentlemannnnn

    • @Ian-hd3od
      @Ian-hd3od 10 місяців тому

      I read that in Kippy's voice 😂

    • @alexderoche1861
      @alexderoche1861 10 місяців тому +3

      Like a doctah

    • @sethfinnen5607
      @sethfinnen5607 10 місяців тому

      “I take that boat in get some sun like a dactah”

  • @nickm724
    @nickm724 10 місяців тому +17

    50:30 🤣🤣 Probably the hardest ive seen Kippy laugh

  • @Burgerboss-rb7un
    @Burgerboss-rb7un 10 місяців тому +26

    please make uncle joey a staple on this show. He fits this show so well.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 10 місяців тому +3

      He will have the time. Wants to stop doing the pod & traveling for stand up. Just do a residency with Rogan once a month

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 10 місяців тому +96

    Joey is the very definition of Garbage and I love it. Even listening to him breathe while you wear headphones is a trashy experience.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +1

      Naturally. Stay blk CS's

    • @tempk490
      @tempk490 10 місяців тому +2

      tremendous congestion

  • @PaulWTaber-zd8ds
    @PaulWTaber-zd8ds 10 місяців тому +24

    50:33 and the following min or two is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while even the boys were crying hahaha

    • @alexchavez217
      @alexchavez217 10 місяців тому +1

      Wack ass question lol this pod hella funny

    • @LadyDemo
      @LadyDemo 10 місяців тому

      Same 😂❤

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +6

    Uncle joeys laugh always warms my heart and makes me smile

  • @LeumasMartin
    @LeumasMartin 10 місяців тому +4

    Out sick from work and Uncle Joey on the pod is exactly what I needed today. Tremendous!

  • @globetrotter7344
    @globetrotter7344 10 місяців тому +20

    FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAH! UNCLE JOEY!
    Never ever will I not watch Uncle Joey! The funniest man alive, period.

  • @Dirtyjoe_13
    @Dirtyjoe_13 10 місяців тому +57

    Joey needs to have a line of bongs and pipes and papers and such😂😂

    • @TonerLow
      @TonerLow 10 місяців тому +14

      Da stars of det

    • @ManBroTheDude
      @ManBroTheDude 10 місяців тому +11

      @@TonerLowit says translate to English on your comment lol

    • @brianomoli4
      @brianomoli4 10 місяців тому

      @@ManBroTheDudeand the translation is shit lol

    • @NelsonMuntz1993
      @NelsonMuntz1993 10 місяців тому +7

      He definitely needs to. He’s got a line of weed called Laughing Gas

    • @bandofmountains
      @bandofmountains 10 місяців тому +1

      @@NelsonMuntz1993laughing gas is Joeys? Lol had no idea

  • @djcmb
    @djcmb 10 місяців тому +4

    These friggin guys....never have i ever been let down...seriously my favorite people....i like my therapist but these gentlemen always make me feel ok

  • @jacklacanna9563
    @jacklacanna9563 10 місяців тому +29

    Joey's disappointed looks after certain questions is the best

  • @bandofmountains
    @bandofmountains 10 місяців тому +6

    Everything Joey Diaz says is funny. Literally everything.

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 10 місяців тому +3

    Joey is just magnificent. He’s as brilliant as the first time he stepped on stage. He hasn’t lost a beat in 30 years. One of the funniest people to ever speak 😅

  • @Dixie_N0rmis
    @Dixie_N0rmis 10 місяців тому +26

    Think I just sprained my index finger like some kind of Bozo. Good to see Uncle Joey in the house.

  • @danielmcclure4947
    @danielmcclure4947 10 місяців тому +7

    🤣 at Joey's wife crying "When will it end?" after he drives into his garage door stoned

  • @IncredibleHodor
    @IncredibleHodor 10 місяців тому +10

    THAT LEFT TURN WAS TREMENDOUS!!!!! HELL YEAH UNCLE JOEY!

  • @smuuthbrane7029
    @smuuthbrane7029 10 місяців тому +3

    Seriously, it's one of the funniest podcasts I've listened to. Joey Diaz is a national treasure.

  • @jodygtv
    @jodygtv 10 місяців тому +3

    Joey is my favorite and I'm loving these random questions you guys ask. At 50:30 when you ask if he likes quiche and the way you two looks at each other, I'm dying. Great Podcast guys!

    • @aarongutierrez2353
      @aarongutierrez2353 10 місяців тому +1

      I’m on my patio dying outside they way he stared at him 🤣

  • @phildillon3630
    @phildillon3630 10 місяців тому +7

    Joey and the boys. I've never clicked play so fast. The AYG boys and Joey Diaz on Sunday, doesn't get much better than that. Tremendous, I'd like this twice if I could!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @bmrepass
    @bmrepass 10 місяців тому +9

    Aint nobody trying to be funny here, but it had me laffin the hardest in months! Uncle Joey is a real one 😂

  • @gme420
    @gme420 10 місяців тому +8

    Smoke a super bowl with uncle Joey

  • @thomholio
    @thomholio 10 місяців тому +2

    Uncle Joey is a kind soul and a legend and a national treasure.

  • @MJ-qh2su
    @MJ-qh2su 10 місяців тому +12

    Foley: "You eat quiche?" Joey: "Wtf?" 😀

  • @michaelbeal1400
    @michaelbeal1400 10 місяців тому +11

    Uncle Joey in the mix. I'm here for all of this, work be damned. I'm feeling sick today.

  • @tstace215
    @tstace215 10 місяців тому +8

    "Ya like quiche?" needs to be a t-shirt

  • @harmontown8928
    @harmontown8928 10 місяців тому +6

    Absolute baller move putting it out early on Super Bowl Sunday! Now I can start boozing!

  • @jonathanguevara807
    @jonathanguevara807 10 місяців тому +8

    Joey teaching Toby about the “Small” hundred 😂😂😂

  • @Hogie251995
    @Hogie251995 10 місяців тому +3

    Just watched the We Might Be Drunk Valentine's Ep, and the big man is looking fantastic!

  • @robertkane3172
    @robertkane3172 10 місяців тому +13

    They couldn't get through the into fast enough. Lol. Great timing, so pumped for uncle Joey

  • @JacobG093
    @JacobG093 10 місяців тому +4

    Joey casually admitting to driving high af 😂 love ya Unc!

  • @zacharyrudnik4472
    @zacharyrudnik4472 10 місяців тому +4

    Do you get along with the baseball coach? "No, I already went off on him" 😂😂😂

  • @cliveowen334
    @cliveowen334 10 місяців тому +14

    Uncle Joey and the bozos, the only family I need

  • @Gernyy
    @Gernyy 10 місяців тому +8

    Whoaaaaaa an early episode. This is better than Christmas boys

  • @seangarnhart6648
    @seangarnhart6648 10 місяців тому +4

    “Can of corn. Can of corn and I’ll be alright” shout out uncle Joey and on my favorite pod. Its a good day

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ 10 місяців тому +3

    Fuckin love Uncle Joey. Feels like family every time he’s around.

  • @Rabbit-m2j
    @Rabbit-m2j 10 місяців тому +3

    Needed a pick me up today and man this hit the spot!!

  • @paulconaty2538
    @paulconaty2538 10 місяців тому +10

    “What the fuck are you going to do with a baseball bat?” God Uncle Joey is the best

    • @realsteezystevie
      @realsteezystevie 10 місяців тому

      Hit a woman with it because she laughed at a joke about him… his words not mine

  • @farkengoose6
    @farkengoose6 10 місяців тому +1

    The look on Joey's face when asked about quiche. I can't 🤣 I've replayed it so many times. Up there with Kippy doing karaoke at Christmas for top tier AYG lolz

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 10 місяців тому +8

    I fkn needed this today! Thank you boys

  • @JD_50
    @JD_50 10 місяців тому +21

    Like a doctah !!

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat 10 місяців тому +16

    Best Sunday surprise ever! Definitely a classy move before the game. Thanks fellas.

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 10 місяців тому

      Got that right! I don't think I could have clicked any faster! I think I literally laughed all giddy and clapped my hands together I was so excited, I haven't seen anything with Joey on it for a while and I was laughing through this whole thing, his facial expressions, his delivery with the most ridiculous shit he says, I fuckin love Joey Diaz so much!

  • @timbermun5012
    @timbermun5012 10 місяців тому +2

    I love uncle joey, absolute class act imo got me through some really rough times was hard for me when the church closed up shop. But if he hadn’t of ended the pod I would have never of found the boys to take his place so everything happens for a reason. Glad you guys had uncle Joey on I’ll watch anything he’s in, it’s an instant click from me.

  • @AnalogX64
    @AnalogX64 10 місяців тому +4

    49:08 Comedy gold, I've tears from laughing so hard.

  • @Yankeehorseman
    @Yankeehorseman 10 місяців тому

    You can never go wrong with Uncle Joey. Best guest of any podcast hands down. You can see the love and respect Foley has for him.

  • @vldmaiden
    @vldmaiden 10 місяців тому +4

    I died at the quiche part

  • @ach0048
    @ach0048 10 місяців тому +2

    Any day with uncle Joey is a good day

  • @manic_maniac_man_marvin3271
    @manic_maniac_man_marvin3271 10 місяців тому +8

    Nothing like starting off the day with some Black Sabbath!

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 10 місяців тому +1

      Hand of doom on ur morning hawd on.😂

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 10 місяців тому +1

      Stay blk CS's

  • @moose1875
    @moose1875 10 місяців тому +3

    An 8ball on layaway is hilarious 😂

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb 10 місяців тому

    It's been AWESOME to see Uncle Joey doing the rounds again. He seems to be so happy chilling with his family in Jersey. A True King of Comedy 👑

  • @Lethargiccharge
    @Lethargiccharge 10 місяців тому +14

    HOLY SHIT YESSS

  • @undrgrouknight
    @undrgrouknight 10 місяців тому +1

    I haven’t had such great of a lot of laughs in a LOOOONG time with my miserable self. I really hope Joey returns again and guys please have the questions ready. Wow! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @JHW773
    @JHW773 10 місяців тому +4

    Like a DOCTA he returns 🔥

  • @michaelbettisworth8938
    @michaelbettisworth8938 9 місяців тому

    I honestly haven't laughed this hard out loud since the last time I heard uncle Joey. I'm stoked to be a new subscriber to this channel fellas

  • @andrewstacey4868
    @andrewstacey4868 10 місяців тому +3

    If we can’t get Joey on the honeydew. We will take uncle Joey and the wawa twins

  • @IronKnee963
    @IronKnee963 10 місяців тому +2

    "I don't like popcorn" *proceeds to tell how he eats a tub every year*

  • @JBobinson
    @JBobinson 10 місяців тому +3

    Spent 10 hours yesterday listening to every Honeydew episode with Joey. Man's life has been a movie.

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 10 місяців тому +2

    1:00:13 "I get flashbacks when I beat up that nun!!" Geez Joey, LMAOO!!! 😂😂

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla 10 місяців тому +4

    Definitely the hardest I’ve seen Kippy laugh during an episode.

  • @shizlittlebam
    @shizlittlebam 10 місяців тому +1

    Joey is so inspiring. 7:34 a.m. and im gonna hit my bong.

  • @FabiusandGertie
    @FabiusandGertie 10 місяців тому +4

    Funniest guest of all time! Love Joey! 🤘

  • @joshphoenix3754
    @joshphoenix3754 9 місяців тому

    this was absolutely hilarious. I haven’t cracked up like that in a while the quiche.

  • @TheGsingh402
    @TheGsingh402 10 місяців тому +3

    This garage door guy wants to get smoked out while installing Mr. Diaz's door.

  • @rick063092
    @rick063092 10 місяців тому +2

    Love Uncle Joey and watch everything he does. Great job by getting some different stuff out of him with the questions.. btw- Charles Atlas was the ad with the guy who got sand kicked in his face at the beach, it was on the back of every comic book for decades..

  • @dawson1373
    @dawson1373 10 місяців тому +3

    What a Christmas surprise!

  • @mandero88NAFO
    @mandero88NAFO 10 місяців тому +1

    "Yeah...her monkeys on fire" LMAOOOO fuggin tremendous dawg

  • @keyz_r_us_comics2478
    @keyz_r_us_comics2478 10 місяців тому +3

    Lets goooo UNCLE JOEY!!!

  • @BrutusJrThe3rd
    @BrutusJrThe3rd 9 місяців тому +1

    50:32 Had me in stitches 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 10 місяців тому +3

    Really annoys me that they had to censor out when Joey was saying Faygo got ... Nothing wrong with it

  • @HarryFraudulent
    @HarryFraudulent 10 місяців тому

    I've had a terrible week but this had me crying laughin, uncle Joey is undefeated

  • @ControllerOctane217
    @ControllerOctane217 10 місяців тому +10

    Censoring Joey Diaz’s “F” words is criminal…

  • @Alexis_-_
    @Alexis_-_ 10 місяців тому +2

    "I'm not a Harry Potter guy"
    "You don't say" 😂
    Hilarious episode

  • @RustyBlumpkins
    @RustyBlumpkins 10 місяців тому +3

    Is it garbage to sensor uncle Joey?

    • @user-jd7bu8ce6o
      @user-jd7bu8ce6o 9 місяців тому +2

      Is it garbage to complain and spell censor wrongly?

    • @RustyBlumpkins
      @RustyBlumpkins 9 місяців тому

      @@user-jd7bu8ce6o 🤣😂I’m not edumacated

  • @Danimal506
    @Danimal506 5 місяців тому

    “Unless he was a guitarist for those little Koreans that jump up and down” 😂 That reference should’ve gotten more!

  • @caseydabz958
    @caseydabz958 10 місяців тому +1

    his memory is insane his ability to recall the year and every little detail tremendous

  • @Xxballin17xX
    @Xxballin17xX 10 місяців тому +1

    The edibles kicked in right around the karaoke question 😂😂☠️

  • @adamdrakestudio
    @adamdrakestudio 10 місяців тому +2

    This just made an already good Sunday FUCKING TREMENDOUS.

  • @EOCA
    @EOCA 9 місяців тому

    46:21 it was 1993, I was on a cross country road trip with my parents and little brothers, visiting my aunt in British Columbia. My aunt put chocolate hazelnut spread on our toast. I took one bite, and looked at my Mom furious like, “you’re telling me this has existed my whole childhood, and you’ve been hiding it from us?!?” My mind was blown that day.

  • @evanedwardsen7849
    @evanedwardsen7849 10 місяців тому +1

    "first thing in the morning what do you do? " I started laughing immediately. His demener with a conversation. I wake up. When? when i wake up.