How terrifying it must be to have Seagal walking behind you holding a gun, which I'm assuming has one in the chamber, and his finger on the trigger... brave men!
seagal is one of those old guys who doesn't realize the internet exists and we all know his "secret chinese stuff" and he lies like an old man in the 90's
I've been watching these for 67 years so I can confidently say they keep getting better. Keep it up RedEye. Don't you dare burnout on us. These are pure gold.
I love to laugh at how he appropriates these cultures - first, you'll hear him say he grew up in Japan (which means he spent a couple years there in the early 70's), and now he's apparently rooted in Chinese culture like it's all just one big same-e-same thing.
@@SemlerPDXdon’t forget he’s now a Tibetan holy man or deity or something since he threw some money at the Dalai Lama and he has Native American, Italian, Mongolian, Russian and Siberian ancestry according to him at different times. No mention of his siegelman paternal name and that side of his family were Ashkenazi Jews from Russia and Belarus while his mother’s ancestors were English, German. Both his parents being born in the US.
@@murph8411 lmao! The way he alters his voice to mimic whoever he is talking to makes me think that HE thinks he'll be accepted as "one of them" or something, when in reality they're all just cringing even if they don't show it.
If you make a Kickstarter for yourself to read The Hobbit in the Cartman Seagal voice, I am IN. :-) Also, you should do a music track remix, with the different ways he says Sun Tzu......
Why is SS in camo for the arrest? Did he confuse the trailer park alley? Did he assume the trailer park alley was a jungle? I half expect him to show up in a ghillie suit.
The second time, he's in standard garb. I love the idea that he showed up in camo the first time and embarrassed so he made sure to not do it the second time. But then I remember that SS is incapable of embarrassment.
Ty. The knowledge these missives from sensei segal aren’t only life changing, they help me know exactly what to do in life. The exact opposite of anything Steven Segal would do.
I think the book's page tattering comes from seafood continuously licking his finger to page flip but never actually finishing that particular page....
Been meaning to comment for some time. Came across your Channel recently & have been binge watching the Seagull “Movie” reviews🤣🤣…you really deserve Waaaay more Subs. Keep up the gr8 content👍🏻
I was at a railway crossing today waiting for a long freight train to go by. A bunch of tanker cars were covered in graffiti, and someone had spray-painted "Steven Segal Kicks Ass!" on one of them in great big letters. They used the quote marks too. I laughed.
I loved SS when he first came out with Above the Law - even studied Aikido for a while. If only he'd stopped with that film... He would have been a legend. But his ego bloated even faster than his waistline.
Above the law isn't his only great film. Hard to kill, marked for death, out for justice, under siege 1 & 2, the glimmer man and fire down below. He should've ended it with that movie.
This was the same stupid shit done to the guy who Segal and company suspected of being an illegal cockfighter, except that resulted in the death of a dong and (appearently) a bunch of chickens getting run over.
Funny how Seagal is the only one out of that entire outfit with his shirt not tucked into his pants to hide the bagel factory built into his waistline.
He was at the nail salon for a manicure for the fingernail closeups as he flips through the book...I think they may even have a clear coat of varnish on them. 💅
I don't think not wearing a helmet in AZ is illegal, i think the law says "anyone younger than 18 years of age shall wear a helmet while on a motorcycle."
we can all hope that while Steven trains the Russian military in the art slap fighing whilst sitting in a chair that those training sessions are recorded.. I"m sure those 'training' sessions will be epic
Thank you for sharing the season 3 material. Where i could get them all? 😁👍 When the OG started insulting the cops why didnt the Master of hand to hand combat show some moves for the older gentlemen
There's a lot of cringe moment but the cringe of Seagal quoting Sun Tzu is unbearable to me. He's like that "Um acktually.." guy that a bit smart just to impress people
Supposedly he started making a documentary last year about the Donbas region in Ukraine. I'm sure if it's ever released to western markets Redeye will try to find a copy.
You can ride without a helmet in AZ. “ARS 28-964 states that anyone younger than 18 years of age shall wear a helmet while on a motorcycle. It also requires that the motorcyclist wear glasses, goggles, or a transparent face shield while operating a motorcycle.”
"We have a warrant for him, not the trailer". Did I just hear that? I hope he meant that damage/destruction of the trailer is secondary to capturing (not killing) the suspect. Then again, he could be explaining that to Sensei...
He may be ambidextrous but for someone who's spent so much time around firearms he always looks somewhat uncomfortable with them, especially handguns. I don't know if maybe he keeps using stuff that's not the right size for his hands (a gun with a grip that's too large or too small for a person's hands will affect their aim and their handling) but considering at one point in his life he was apparently commissioning a gunsmith to make a new firearm for him every month you would think this shouldn't be a problem.
No word of a lie. The mistaken identity thing happened to me last year. I worked nights in Edinburgh. Three police cars stopped, and I was surrounded and questioned by armed officers. it was a surreal experience. Especially since you don't really see the armed police often.
Sun Tzu said:
"If it is to your advantage, make a forward move; if not, stay where you are."
Seagal figured out part of that well.
Seagal probably thought he was talking about queuing for a buffet.
How terrifying it must be to have Seagal walking behind you holding a gun, which I'm assuming has one in the chamber, and his finger on the trigger... brave men!
For real!
Yeah, flagging his team members almost the whole time, and omg, that left to right transition was frightening!
@@kennethh2430 lol truly!
Can’t believe they didn’t edit that out. Super irresponsible and unsafe weapon handling.
@WRX.DaDa Lol I imagine Seagal is sitting there for every editing session, to ensure he looks as bad ass as possible.
Only through the eyes of RedEye Reviews and Space Ice can I see the hidden ingenious side of Seagal movies.
Space Ice is a national treasure. God bless him and his Van Damme vs Seagal movies.
Space Ice should be given an award. Dude is hilarious. I have actually peed because I was laughing so hard.
Seagal really is the comedy gift that keeps on giving
Ya but he's nothing without redeye
@Randy Lahey Nope, Space Ice's Seagal reviews are flippin hilarious and somehow keeping him relevant 😂😅
seagal is one of those old guys who doesn't realize the internet exists and we all know his "secret chinese stuff" and he lies like an old man in the 90's
It may have been unseen...UNTIL NOW! Thank you Redeye
Yay! New Lawman! Never thought I'd be so happy to see Seagal's face lol... and I'm Canadian so I always appreciate a good hockey joke
Canada eh? Hope you're happy with the Isobel cup, that's all we're ever gonna bring home!
I've been watching these for 67 years so I can confidently say they keep getting better. Keep it up RedEye. Don't you dare burnout on us. These are pure gold.
Seagal read Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" huh.
Did he miss the part that says
"Never be where your enemy expects you to be"?
I love to laugh at how he appropriates these cultures - first, you'll hear him say he grew up in Japan (which means he spent a couple years there in the early 70's), and now he's apparently rooted in Chinese culture like it's all just one big same-e-same thing.
@@SemlerPDXdon’t forget he’s now a Tibetan holy man or deity or something since he threw some money at the Dalai Lama and he has Native American, Italian, Mongolian, Russian and Siberian ancestry according to him at different times.
No mention of his siegelman paternal name and that side of his family were Ashkenazi Jews from Russia and Belarus while his mother’s ancestors were English, German. Both his parents being born in the US.
@@murph8411 lmao! The way he alters his voice to mimic whoever he is talking to makes me think that HE thinks he'll be accepted as "one of them" or something, when in reality they're all just cringing even if they don't show it.
😅 I can't get enough of that Steven Seagal voice you do.
Holding that pistol like it was a Big Mac. I keep waiting for him to start shouting like a kid, "You didn't shoot me! I'm not dead!"
The next episode of unseen Lawman is gonna be Steven Segal looking for Red Eye lol. Keep up the great content 😃
If you make a Kickstarter for yourself to read The Hobbit in the Cartman Seagal voice, I am IN. :-)
Also, you should do a music track remix, with the different ways he says Sun Tzu......
I love your Seagal impression. It's so spot on.
Why is SS in camo for the arrest? Did he confuse the trailer park alley? Did he assume the trailer park alley was a jungle? I half expect him to show up in a ghillie suit.
The second time, he's in standard garb. I love the idea that he showed up in camo the first time and embarrassed so he made sure to not do it the second time. But then I remember that SS is incapable of embarrassment.
The way Seagal stands right in front of them waiting to be recognised lool I bet he's so offended when they don't recognise him 😭😭🤣
Ty. The knowledge these missives from sensei segal aren’t only life changing, they help me know exactly what to do in life.
The exact opposite of anything Steven Segal would do.
To get his head in the right place before taking to the streets Sensei Seagal does a slow roll through the Wendy’s drive-thru line.
I think the book's page tattering comes from seafood continuously licking his finger to page flip but never actually finishing that particular page....
Omg. 3:35. I was actually saying to myself. Wait isn't that Steven in the camo? He is there.. then chuckled at the joke that went over my head.
Seagal has 20 years of reading experience.
"I've been reading for like 80 years" lol
Yeah, I can't wait for the infamous tank episode, if it's coming.
The man, the myth, the legend has returned with more seagal
This show is consistent at the least. Glad you found this lost season man
No matter which state he is in cosplaying as a cop,, he still doesn't wear a seatbelt
i don't think it can fit
Seagal is such a good reader that he reads through The Art of War backwards
They should remake the movie Step Brothers and cast Seagal and Trump as the step bros
There would be a LOT of sitting down 😂
@rands999 this is the first thought I had lol
Wow! That would be the most movie ever!
@@KristenDETW The big conflict would be who gets to drive the golf cart
@@ralang999slap fight.
If my life sank to the point of getting excited to get Seagal's signature, I think I might take a walk in front of a train.
Love love when you do the Seagal voice!! 😂😂😂
Never stop making these videos
Been meaning to comment for some time. Came across your Channel recently & have been binge watching the Seagull “Movie” reviews🤣🤣…you really deserve Waaaay more Subs. Keep up the gr8 content👍🏻
Thumbs up!
Eagerly awaiting The Last Kumite!!!
I was at a railway crossing today waiting for a long freight train to go by. A bunch of tanker cars were covered in graffiti, and someone had spray-painted "Steven Segal Kicks Ass!" on one of them in great big letters.
They used the quote marks too. I laughed.
This series should just be called the never ending Tom Segura joke.
I loved SS when he first came out with Above the Law - even studied Aikido for a while. If only he'd stopped with that film... He would have been a legend. But his ego bloated even faster than his waistline.
And not choosing to be a rapist, that probably would have helped.
Above the law isn't his only great film. Hard to kill, marked for death, out for justice, under siege 1 & 2, the glimmer man and fire down below. He should've ended it with that movie.
All that drama just to arrest some poor dude living out of a trailer? Pathetic. now wonder this show never made it to air.
This was the same stupid shit done to the guy who Segal and company suspected of being an illegal cockfighter, except that resulted in the death of a dong and (appearently) a bunch of chickens getting run over.
Funny how Seagal is the only one out of that entire outfit with his shirt not tucked into his pants to hide the bagel factory built into his waistline.
He was at the nail salon for a manicure for the fingernail closeups as he flips through the book...I think they may even have a clear coat of varnish on them. 💅
I don't think not wearing a helmet in AZ is illegal, i think the law says "anyone younger than 18 years of age shall wear a helmet while on a motorcycle."
I want an Audio book, that read eye is reading, in his steven voice 😅
The Art of War? I would buy it!
Seeing how much seagul,an action star,has let himself go,makes me feel way better about myself haha
Good, funny stuff as always
That dead beaver pelt on his head must get stinky.
Sun Tzu: "If it appears that your enemy has no cookie dough, retreat and wait until he HAS cookie dough, then strike quickly."
Your imitation of Seagal is the best part.
This is what I live for 😂
7:09 I like that even the suspect is trying to get them out of there.
imagine if Steve wasn't tall and didn't get fake confidence to lie his whole life and just ended up as a janitor for a fast food joint in detroit
Now thats a Movie id watch!!
Sun tzu says to make sure you eat all of your enemies food
we can all hope that while Steven trains the Russian military in the art slap fighing whilst sitting in a chair that those training sessions are recorded.. I"m sure those 'training' sessions will be epic
The thumbnail face is what I see every time you do the beloved Seagal voice 💀
aaah another episode of LOLman.
thanks RedEye!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck I love this channel!
He gives me Uncle Eddie vibes.
😂 The shitters full."😂
Sun Tzu states the obvious. Mr. Steven Seagal incessantly repeats the obvious. Now that's a show. Could even possibly be a podcast. The art of Seagal.
Seagal is the opposite of The Truman Show where he doesn't want his real life but to live in a lifelong lie.
Giant murmuring ham.
I love the ducks 😢😂
This episode was sponsored by sun tzu’s art of war
"Are you gods pimp" omg 😂😂😂
What about that notorious episode when he took the tank to the chicken farmer guy??? That would be epic to review
Thank you for sharing the season 3 material. Where i could get them all? 😁👍 When the OG started insulting the cops why didnt the Master of hand to hand combat show some moves for the older gentlemen
now i can't read the hobbit without imagining his voice again
Yay so excited for this 😌😌
There's a lot of cringe moment but the cringe of Seagal quoting Sun Tzu is unbearable to me. He's like that "Um acktually.." guy that a bit smart just to impress people
sun tzu say only a man who has read his book can know the secrets of the youtube algorithm
It’s a damn shame he doesn’t make mediocre to bad movies since 2019 lol. We need to get our big wet boy out of retirement .
Supposedly he started making a documentary last year about the Donbas region in Ukraine. I'm sure if it's ever released to western markets Redeye will try to find a copy.
Well at least we have 'Space Ice' to entertain us with Steve's shenanigans
Mr Seagull has defiantly got one of those glue on wigs
"Are you gods pimp"😂🤣👍
Hahaha - oh no Seagall reading my favorite book is a horrible idea (hobbit) lol hahaha
Wearing black has a tendency to make you look thinner. So why is "Chubby" wearing camo? I guess Sun Soo says so. BANGING!!!
He never said "I READ this every day".
He said "I look at this every day".
Yeah I agree thank god they had the diagram. I was already lost once they began explaining how to catch him .
Between @4:12 and @4:14 does Seagal has his gun go part the backs of the officers? Or is that just a perspective thing with the angle
His best moment is still when the sheriff and him use a tank to crash down a dudes gate and seagal goes full DEA and shoots the guys dog
You can ride without a helmet in AZ.
“ARS 28-964 states that anyone younger than 18 years of age shall wear a helmet while on a motorcycle. It also requires that the motorcyclist wear glasses, goggles, or a transparent face shield while operating a motorcycle.”
Red eye when a show try’s to liven itself up with an animation 2:35:
SunTzu says - "where's the cheese cake?"
Dude is literally in full military gear lmfaoooo
Why is seagull changing his gun hand? No other cop is switching their gun around like it’s a rifle, where you can get a better angle 😂
Thank you for these!!
Go Mighty Ducks! Idk, I don’t know hockey. 😂
This is the best comment for reasons you might not know. But the Ducks.....hate being called the Mighty Ducks lol. So please do it often and loudly.
@@RedEyeReviews 😁 As long as fists don’t fly my direction, I will do so!
Segall has got to be in on the joke. There's no way he's that oblivious.
"We have a warrant for him, not the trailer". Did I just hear that? I hope he meant that damage/destruction of the trailer is secondary to capturing (not killing) the suspect. Then again, he could be explaining that to Sensei...
If you are under 18 in ARIZONA, you need helmet. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT AMIGO.
great video though 😂
id love to see a show that punks seagal by sending him on an over elaborate wild goose chase for a criminal that doesnt actually exist
Why is he wearing camo? 😆 🤣 😂
Holy Shit Steven Seagal caught the Unabomber, who I thought was already in prison in 2011.
LOL I luv the narrative
Seriously u got to teach me how to do Seagal voice and jokes
Norway here, did Zun Tzu also write "If one eat bonespurs on himself, one shouldnt try to be a pretencious moron. Its bad for character" ?
Where is the Bear-Cat episode? LOL
The pages in the book are blank! 😂😅
4:11 wow he had his finger on the trigger
He may be ambidextrous but for someone who's spent so much time around firearms he always looks somewhat uncomfortable with them, especially handguns. I don't know if maybe he keeps using stuff that's not the right size for his hands (a gun with a grip that's too large or too small for a person's hands will affect their aim and their handling) but considering at one point in his life he was apparently commissioning a gunsmith to make a new firearm for him every month you would think this shouldn't be a problem.
No word of a lie. The mistaken identity thing happened to me last year. I worked nights in Edinburgh. Three police cars stopped, and I was surrounded and questioned by armed officers. it was a surreal experience. Especially since you don't really see the armed police often.
Seagal should be studied in a lab.
His ego would never fit in there.
you can just tell he never has seriously held a gun in his hand
1:22 wrong, Steven Seagal doesnt "read" the Art of War
he merely "looks" at it and absorbs the page's knowledge
Why the hell is Seagal wearing what appears to be full body armor covered by an army combat uniform?
Sun Tzu: "Dont let the Sun (tzu) catch you crying." (Sorry guys)
Every movie he ever did should remain unseen.....
Nah his first 4 movies are good