DASHIE HAS A SECRET!

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +2173

    The cops are just trying to find Dashie's secret mixtape

    • @issiahh
      @issiahh 6 років тому +30

      Veridian *too late i found it first*

    • @argenisrangel8
      @argenisrangel8 6 років тому +11

      MscafeYT alright then if you have it what are the tracks

    • @issiahh
      @issiahh 6 років тому +5

      ArgenisRangel8 uhhh.. uhhhhhhh *sweats*

    • @squidwardonachair1089
      @squidwardonachair1089 6 років тому +23

      Veridian They're on the search for Dashie's aim.

    • @eluna7877
      @eluna7877 6 років тому +3

      lmao

  • @SmurfySmurf12345
    @SmurfySmurf12345 6 років тому +550

    That Barry guy has 2 problems. First, he's a cannibal, second, he keeps spinning the stuff around in the air.

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 6 років тому +2021

    Secret is you drinking red bull.

    • @deagleplayz2609
      @deagleplayz2609 6 років тому +7

      Disused as v8

    • @n-gamer64
      @n-gamer64 6 років тому

      Gerardo Reyes lol 👏👏👏

    • @Amy_JonesLovesAnimals
      @Amy_JonesLovesAnimals 6 років тому +2

      +Gerardo Reyes He Doesn't Drink Red Bull No More

    • @MinasK.97
      @MinasK.97 6 років тому +3

      new here?

    • @nikkibae223
      @nikkibae223 6 років тому +11

      Biiiiiittcchhhh 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jbxzy
    @jbxzy 6 років тому +307

    WHOLE TORSOOO that killed me 💀💀

  • @ruthiex7370
    @ruthiex7370 6 років тому +382

    Dashie always make games look fun😂

  • @ctylar1907
    @ctylar1907 6 років тому +263

    The finger was in the cup on the table the whole time

    • @harmankang6468
      @harmankang6468 5 років тому +12

      Chase Sledge good job he noticed jeez

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +783

    I gotta *hand* it to Dashie for hiding those body parts so well

    • @SavageMexicanBoi
      @SavageMexicanBoi 6 років тому +19

      Ahhhhh.... yes there will be puns. And I love it

    • @lashyndragon
      @lashyndragon 6 років тому +38

      I gotta *axe* him how he did it

    • @aijuma
      @aijuma 6 років тому +1

      We minds we’ll be friends because I literally see you every where

    • @imfamous6909
      @imfamous6909 6 років тому +7

      lilkoolaidman93 just keep am EYE out next time

    • @nathan3712
      @nathan3712 6 років тому +1

      Hah

  • @KingofFlamehazes
    @KingofFlamehazes 6 років тому +76

    That Torso got me dying the whole time it was in the gameplay 😂

  • @nerdyhokage
    @nerdyhokage 6 років тому +467

    Barry is lowkey milly rocking😂

    • @jbxzy
      @jbxzy 6 років тому +5

      Stop 😂😂

    • @savagebeast1238
      @savagebeast1238 6 років тому

      Dastiny Farmer it’s lokie

    • @ILikeSoda229
      @ILikeSoda229 Рік тому

      @@savagebeast1238 no it’s lowkey

  • @Kate_a_Yandere
    @Kate_a_Yandere 6 років тому +474

    0:01 "OH MY GOD ITS A WHOLE TORSO WHERE AM I GONNA HIDE THAT!!!"
    IM DEAD😹😹😹
    3:01 Give me a second IM NAKED!😹😹

    • @kategarcia4419
      @kategarcia4419 6 років тому +4

      Lol😹😹😹😹😹

    • @Kate_a_Yandere
      @Kate_a_Yandere 6 років тому +3

      @@kategarcia4419 lol😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @foxyexegaming3388
      @foxyexegaming3388 5 років тому +3

      Lol 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

    • @AntagonistSiah
      @AntagonistSiah 5 років тому +6

      Why is it the cat 🤔🤨

    • @takayshajohnson6837
      @takayshajohnson6837 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jermellilive
    @jermellilive 6 років тому +420

    I'm mad how that pie got that one finger sticking out 😂

    • @dahoodie3158
      @dahoodie3158 6 років тому +14

      KishHero right I would pulled that Bitch out

    • @xxxmrenderxxxsupreme8689
      @xxxmrenderxxxsupreme8689 6 років тому +16

      It might be the middle finger saying FUCK YOU

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 6 років тому +2

      KishHero just like game of thrones 😂😂😂

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 6 років тому +17

      I'm more mad that the creator SOMEHOW made it so that Barry always does a circle motion with his hands when he grabs anything.

    • @meteorclan378
      @meteorclan378 6 років тому +2

      and dash didnt know where the finger was XD

  • @ryan6762
    @ryan6762 6 років тому +458

    Secret is your addiction for red bull mah boy 😂

  • @alyuss6960
    @alyuss6960 6 років тому +218

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob for 62 cents

    • @Luxe388
      @Luxe388 6 років тому +9

      alyus s I won't

    • @blackstardragon_
      @blackstardragon_ 6 років тому +1

      Who cares

    • @alyuss6960
      @alyuss6960 6 років тому +30

      Fear Kratos Apparently you for commenting

    • @CC_Mila
      @CC_Mila 6 років тому +19

      LMFAOOO this is so random 😂
      I love it

    • @blackstardragon_
      @blackstardragon_ 6 років тому +2

      alyus s
      K. If that’s ur logic

  • @itshk9427
    @itshk9427 4 роки тому +76

    "OMG IT'S A WHOLE TORSO"
    Killed me 😂

  • @Rariisu
    @Rariisu 6 років тому +171

    ''Where did these thicc ass thighs come from?!'' LMAO 😂😂

  • @OneandonlyKiwi
    @OneandonlyKiwi 6 років тому +68

    Dachie: gimme a second I’m naked
    Police:OPENS THE DOOR DIRECTLY

  • @smokey2046
    @smokey2046 6 років тому +513

    I remember when Dashie's logo for this channel was his eye with some mechanical parts in it lol

  • @The_Chaioshin
    @The_Chaioshin 6 років тому +79

    *Hide four pieces of evidence*
    Dashie: *hides three* "I think we good"
    Me: "............"

  • @theartoonnerdologist411
    @theartoonnerdologist411 6 років тому +892

    I thought dashie was gonna say he had a child with Tina

    • @bi0hazard921
      @bi0hazard921 6 років тому +15

      Star Sitsu I'm wondering what would it be named! 😂

    • @rickyrivera6403
      @rickyrivera6403 6 років тому +43

      DeathGamingXP probably like dashinaaa

    • @thegiftedfire3470
      @thegiftedfire3470 6 років тому +34

      Plot Twist:It was Donkey Bitchass' baby.

    • @khayyamal9207
      @khayyamal9207 6 років тому +7

      20anguye
      that would be cute ass babyXD

    • @n-gamer64
      @n-gamer64 6 років тому +9

      If dashie read this he would say
      '.....Tina......'

  • @Pheelleep
    @Pheelleep Рік тому +8

    Imagine being the cops at the door and just hearing all of dashie’s dialogue 😂

  • @CurrieNoCurry
    @CurrieNoCurry 6 років тому +2120

    Who watch DASHIE more than Tv🙋🏽‍♂️

  • @xoGuava
    @xoGuava 6 років тому +30

    Dashie act like he really being searched LOL. love you dash♥

  • @mikeylove7819
    @mikeylove7819 6 років тому +27

    That little reference to Michael got me crying😂💓

  • @garnetblaze1393
    @garnetblaze1393 6 років тому +396

    Barry or *BARNEY* ?

  • @johnbarton41
    @johnbarton41 6 років тому +423

    I thought your secret was, you got a thing for plastic

    • @DreDog41
      @DreDog41 6 років тому +25

      John Barton my strange addiction vid on his other channel😂😂

    • @amiahh6157
      @amiahh6157 6 років тому +21

      Lmao I remember that video😭😭

    • @DreDog41
      @DreDog41 6 років тому +3

      Amiyah Watkins 👌👌

    • @hajar.a.737
      @hajar.a.737 6 років тому +4

      Throwbackkk 😂😂😂

    • @Stinky121
      @Stinky121 6 років тому +2

      John Barton where the skits at???

  • @blackstardragon_
    @blackstardragon_ 6 років тому +16

    “Was it Martha from apt 6”
    😂🤣🦎

  • @vip5hawol-deehirota
    @vip5hawol-deehirota 6 років тому +67

    lmao that damn torso though
    I have a feeling he could have put things in the bathroom and shut the door somehow, since the cop never walked in there

    • @supreme543
      @supreme543 6 років тому

      I agree

    • @kamariking6774
      @kamariking6774 6 років тому

      I don't think you can close the door

    • @svgva
      @svgva 6 років тому +1

      ✧猫Dasha✧ or pick up the pillows and hide it under

    • @jmoriarty8000
      @jmoriarty8000 6 років тому

      i thought i saw the door closed at the end

    • @ThePotatoEmoji
      @ThePotatoEmoji 6 років тому +1

      Master Gamer you can hide stuff in the bathroom and close the door

  • @raydog422
    @raydog422 6 років тому +97

    What y'all got dashie playin 😂😂😂😂

  • @InvestingHustler
    @InvestingHustler 6 років тому +247

    Don't we all have secrets 🤔🤔?

    • @Tastybaconss
      @Tastybaconss 6 років тому +21

      you hide the torso on top of the fridge

    • @lurkerremastered1578
      @lurkerremastered1578 6 років тому +1

      cabilan vlogs why did you tell him that?

    • @joker5329tr
      @joker5329tr 6 років тому +1

      Lurker lid you hide the torso on top of the fridge

  • @mastergamer6129
    @mastergamer6129 6 років тому +54

    I just stash everything in the bathroom

  • @CutThroatBeast
    @CutThroatBeast 6 років тому +29

    The last time I was this early, I won the race against the other sperm.

  • @GhostHyperhex
    @GhostHyperhex 6 років тому +385

    Dashie's secret is he went on a date with TINA last night eating his *Original Recipe* that has "orenges" in it.
    He didn't go out because he didn't have enough *THREEPS* for a restaurant

  • @a_medina3321
    @a_medina3321 6 років тому +53

    Why does Barry hold the items like a hot potato 😮😃

  • @kevq.2687
    @kevq.2687 6 років тому +7

    Omg Dashie needs to bring 'Michael' back with "BERRIIIIIES!!!" xD

  • @HadeelSaud
    @HadeelSaud 7 місяців тому +3

    12:37 "Open na noor" was crazy!! he didn't know💀💀

  • @ma_s_v
    @ma_s_v 6 років тому +107

    ......oh.....MICHAEL HERE!!!!!
    AND UUUUHHHHHHHHH.......

  • @tr3jxy
    @tr3jxy 6 років тому +112

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that DJ KHALED'S favorite number is 11 cause it has another one

  • @Kawaiikoneko92
    @Kawaiikoneko92 6 років тому +8

    *Barry bakes Dashie *
    Me: Aye Barry, let me get a piece of that "original recipe" XD

  • @eifl_
    @eifl_ 6 років тому +25

    Dashie has a secret
    He has an orenge caat

  • @skylargreene9577
    @skylargreene9577 6 років тому +20

    Dachie, dachie...... Dachie, Barry has a secret of drinking that red bull, Berry!

  • @annabanana4438
    @annabanana4438 6 років тому +7

    "Is it Ms. Martha from apartment 6fth?" 😂

  • @LizLevan
    @LizLevan Рік тому

    This was my very first Dashie video! Its crazy to think ive been subscribed for five years now to the homie!

  • @an-yr3gt
    @an-yr3gt 4 роки тому +4

    Thank you for making me laugh every time I'm depressed ⁦❤️⁩

  • @Futurebeefcake
    @Futurebeefcake 6 років тому +1

    Lmao when the freezer flew open with the torso and the cop walked in. That had me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂

  • @thomasmattison6116
    @thomasmattison6116 6 років тому +18

    Dashie plays the worst games but I still watch 😂

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 6 років тому +1

    Feels good to be out of bout camp and finally be able to see Dachie again. Been a while fam

  • @zephyrs.9399
    @zephyrs.9399 6 років тому +55

    everytime this fool uploads a video i always be dashie-ng to it!

  • @Cupcake1518
    @Cupcake1518 6 років тому +1

    Out of all Gaming UA-camrs...................Dashie and JD are my top picks. its just so genuine and relatable

  • @jhonki_47
    @jhonki_47 6 років тому +36

    The Policeman looks like Ronald Rump's bodyguard....

  • @Iam_ninaab
    @Iam_ninaab 6 років тому +10

    "ORIGINAL RECIPE" Barry would say. lml

  • @elizabethjanegarcia7611
    @elizabethjanegarcia7611 6 років тому +3

    I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT DASHIE ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO MAKE MY DAY....😂😂😂

  • @cxsanity
    @cxsanity 6 років тому +4

    Lol 😆 the fridge when dachie had like 1 second left😂😂😂😂

  • @Fwelzz
    @Fwelzz 6 років тому +72

    I thought u genuinely had a secret 😂

    • @dahoodie3158
      @dahoodie3158 6 років тому +1

      Elz 😂😂i did to I didn't even look at the comments till I realize it was a game

    • @asurapathz327
      @asurapathz327 6 років тому +9

      Genuinely*

  • @LizLevan
    @LizLevan 5 років тому

    This was my very first Dashie video I've been subscribed for almost a year

  • @dawnbrown1097
    @dawnbrown1097 6 років тому +6

    Barry’s coming for Dashie’s thickness

  • @animesimp682
    @animesimp682 5 років тому +8

    18:59 when your around your Friends and then your crush come by so you try to act all chill 😂

  • @shakethemfools6371
    @shakethemfools6371 6 років тому +14

    And dashie ur my favorite youtuber of all time

  • @UnIaughabIe
    @UnIaughabIe 5 років тому +3

    Dashie: Hides hand in open drawer
    Cop: Am I a joke to you?

  • @stonemasksoldier1565
    @stonemasksoldier1565 6 років тому +14

    The Original Recipe is Chef Boyar-*diugh!*

  • @IsabelaMTG
    @IsabelaMTG 6 років тому +16

    I'm literally eating a pot pie .

  • @jordangraham3159
    @jordangraham3159 6 років тому +5

    Play more of this dash, this looks really interesting

  • @serenityyy3695
    @serenityyy3695 5 років тому +2

    “I grabbed some orange juice!” 🤣🤣

  • @wandacapa9970
    @wandacapa9970 6 років тому +10

    When I heard the word "Cannibalism" I was like wtfffff??

  • @zeussingh5111
    @zeussingh5111 6 років тому

    Dashie : YOU TALKING BOUT SOME
    Move his arms in a circle
    IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂

  • @reactionznt9673
    @reactionznt9673 6 років тому +11

    dash fan for years tanks for making my days great im from puerto rico arroz con pollo ........ no game stops in puerto rico 😭😭

    • @elvigoroso9322
      @elvigoroso9322 6 років тому

      pirito mendez. Yo también :V

    • @bookid1581
      @bookid1581 6 років тому

      pirito mendez I know how you feel I used to live there

    • @danielacortez11676
      @danielacortez11676 6 років тому

      pirito mendez verdad???!! Lo siento jaja

  • @hashtagchriiis
    @hashtagchriiis 6 років тому +1

    OMG! Dashie doing that Michael voice!!! I'M DED! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Persephoniqua
    @Persephoniqua 6 років тому +14

    The cop doesnt go in the toilet, you shoulkd keep toilet door open until day 3 and stuff the torso in there

  • @Bluebird383
    @Bluebird383 6 років тому +2

    "Sweeney Todd" reference in the thumbnail. Nice👌

  • @tifanymayumi242
    @tifanymayumi242 4 роки тому +4

    11:38 OHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYTTGOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @nashbrandon
    @nashbrandon 6 років тому

    Keep up the good work dash! Been loving the 20+ min videos!!

  • @kayliefigueroa9243
    @kayliefigueroa9243 6 років тому +13

    Just saw this video and now I’m dying to try out this game 🤣😭😭 ..Dashie makes games look so much more fun to play

  • @JakleGrizzly
    @JakleGrizzly 6 років тому +1

    GIMME A SECOND I'M NAKED! 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @davidpriddy5743
    @davidpriddy5743 6 років тому +24

    Dried blue Barry's

    • @Thatdudejosh9
      @Thatdudejosh9 6 років тому +1

      Luigi Warrior he has to bring michael and the skits back, hopefully he does it soon

  • @Jenny-vg4me
    @Jenny-vg4me 6 років тому +1

    DASHIEE!!! I've never played this game but it looked like you could hide the torso under the pillows on the couch! You should give it another try!!!

  • @acetheheartheart2997
    @acetheheartheart2997 6 років тому +7

    I always have to turn my volume down loooool

  • @itslele27
    @itslele27 6 років тому +2

    I love Dashie little Dance🤣

  • @JJfastGames
    @JJfastGames 6 років тому +53

    Dashie your awesome! 😄

  • @phantom4foxsake
    @phantom4foxsake 6 років тому +2

    "Give me a second IM NAKED!!!"

  • @Medajoltz
    @Medajoltz 6 років тому +5

    I see you with that Michael reference

  • @medumbydumb7206
    @medumbydumb7206 6 років тому

    OH MY GOD! IT’S A WHOLE TORSO! WHERE AM I GONNA HIDE THAT?!... THAT AIN’T GONNA FIT IN THAT DRAWER!
    I died at that part😅😂🤣

  • @Goldikay
    @Goldikay 6 років тому +269

    My boi is losing that weight and looking good 😉. Just give me a second I'm naked. The 'ish that comes out of my boi's mouth...Pause!!! 🤣

    • @ratedr5907
      @ratedr5907 6 років тому +14

      Kaelyn Lewis dayum baby girl what u doing naked pause I don't know

    • @Goldikay
      @Goldikay 6 років тому +47

      Dalton Hyland NO! Lmao, I was repeating what Dashie said when the police was knocking on the door 😂

    • @ratedr5907
      @ratedr5907 6 років тому +14

      Kaelyn Lewis sorry, Im stupid

    •  6 років тому +9

      Dalton Hyland you don't know how to use pause right so don't

    • @whatabetifulmorning6221
      @whatabetifulmorning6221 6 років тому +1

      Kaelyn Lewis yo kid shut ya mouth befor i kick yo ass ;^^

  • @monanogenestant4686
    @monanogenestant4686 5 років тому +1

    Dashie sooo funnyy dawgg 😂😂😂 do another gta with DIFFERENT animals

  • @ARCHERLM
    @ARCHERLM 6 років тому +23

    True Dashie fans will catch the Micheal reference!! LOL

    • @aisadal2521
      @aisadal2521 6 років тому +1

      ARCHERLM Riiight

    • @amiahh6157
      @amiahh6157 6 років тому +2

      Remember the blue berry red bull micheal video

    • @MurrDraws
      @MurrDraws 6 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @jaxxminee
      @jaxxminee 6 років тому +1

      Hey guys...michael here....and uhhhHHHHHhHhhhhhHHHhh

  • @shanwil5057
    @shanwil5057 5 років тому +2

    (Detective)just a routine check
    (Dashie)Okay no problem
    (Detective)just a routine check
    (Dashie)ye you already said that umhum
    That had me dying omg

  • @totallysiv6958
    @totallysiv6958 6 років тому +40

    Secret is
    There was a thigh thicker than dashie’s

  • @Thatdudejosh9
    @Thatdudejosh9 6 років тому +1

    I loved the Micheal reference! You gotta bring him back!

  • @InvaderPlays
    @InvaderPlays 6 років тому +12

    Michael here! And I'm GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

    • @imalone2103
      @imalone2103 6 років тому

      Invader Plays and I come to you today a little disappointed because red bull did realise a new item to their family

  • @IBlink182RBackI
    @IBlink182RBackI 6 років тому +1

    I was laughing all the time, we need pt 2 ma boi

  • @chelseybrown2334
    @chelseybrown2334 6 років тому +3

    Michael here... and UHHHHHHHHHHH! 😂

  • @magicyandereaxe
    @magicyandereaxe 6 років тому

    I propped the table & bookshelf against the walkway & he couldn't get in 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seandiggles
    @seandiggles 6 років тому +4

    To win, move the bookcase to the doorway of the bathroom, and throw all the body parts there.

  • @hectordejesus9194
    @hectordejesus9194 6 років тому

    "Mecreta" and "Mortal Kombat Torso". LOL Priceless

  • @xKabura
    @xKabura 6 років тому +10

    HEY GUYS
    MICHAEL HERE...
    AND UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

  • @xItsAce
    @xItsAce 6 років тому +1

    This video was mad funny much love dashie 😂😂

  • @NyobiGonzalez
    @NyobiGonzalez 6 років тому +3

    Barry Allen?? Barry be running from you mah boi... previously on The Flash

    • @UnIaughabIe
      @UnIaughabIe 5 років тому

      My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive to the outside world I am an ordinary forensic scientist but secretly I work with my friends at star labs to fight crime and find other metahumans like me. But I became lost in time and it took everything in my friend's power to get me back. And now our world is more dangerous than ever and I am the only one fast enough to save it. I am THE FLASH. (S4 even though S6 is about to start)

  • @maxb2545
    @maxb2545 5 років тому +1

    *dahie the type a guy to wear the brand new yezzies that he robbed from the store with the tag on to hide them from the cop* 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThatGuyAdrian.A
    @ThatGuyAdrian.A 6 років тому +23

    Dashies thumbnail look like he got caught touching his diugh better run from them like this **does what Dashie does**

  • @noone-ui1ix
    @noone-ui1ix 6 років тому

    An entire flatscreen tv falls over
    Dashie: maybe he wont see that

  • @kayperanovic8462
    @kayperanovic8462 6 років тому +62

    Dashie ate Tina

    • @rayceposavad8583
      @rayceposavad8583 6 років тому +8

      Kay Peranovic how so😉 pause! lol

    • @JazzyB_
      @JazzyB_ 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @jonhyena
      @jonhyena 6 років тому

      Kay Peranovic in both ways to, Hold Up! I'll stop!

    • @shanD19
      @shanD19 6 років тому +3

      Kay Peranovic Berry ate Tina *pause* that's where that thicc thigh torso and finger came from 😂😂😂

  • @Aurumfae
    @Aurumfae 6 років тому

    better hide those hammocks in that drawer better! lmao 😂😂😂😂