BABYSITTING SATAN'S BABY!! HELP ME!! [3 SCARY GAMES]

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  • @gubbypls
    @gubbypls 4 роки тому +2182

    No matter how many times Dashie uses the Sprint joke, I will always laugh 😂 because I too moved from sprint lol

    • @Lithosu
      @Lithosu 4 роки тому +17

      I have never heard of it, is it like whatsapp?

    • @maro1139
      @maro1139 4 роки тому +81

      @@Lithosu i think they mean the phone company

    • @k1vcc
      @k1vcc 4 роки тому +70

      iiFrosty no lol it’s a phone company it’s the the Carrier for your phone like I got t mobile

    • @klassklown5362
      @klassklown5362 4 роки тому +57

      I currently have sprint lmao it’s trash

    • @ScarletJoHomegirl
      @ScarletJoHomegirl 4 роки тому +41

      KlassKlown come to T-Mobile side we got snaccs

  • @louiskw291
    @louiskw291 4 роки тому +1713

    **Dashie while babysitting a baby** ..... “Can I leave?” 😂😂

  • @visualcreativemt
    @visualcreativemt 4 роки тому +531

    12:20 Dachie: I figured it out, NEXT!!!!!
    Me taking a Math Test: I figured it out, NEXT!!!!

    • @roccotarli762
      @roccotarli762 4 роки тому +6

      visualcreativemt lol

    • @sangeethrajhopper4130
      @sangeethrajhopper4130 4 роки тому +36

      The teacher will NEXT your grades ma boiii

    • @owoshiroi9874
      @owoshiroi9874 4 роки тому +10

      You wont be figuring anything if it's a math test

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 4 роки тому +2

      Back then we call it skip but fosure

    • @DAOtheMENACE
      @DAOtheMENACE 4 роки тому +9

      Teacher: Guess you won't be making it to the NEXT grade!!

  • @itznarzz7734
    @itznarzz7734 4 роки тому +1118

    dashie: "dont hit me from the back"
    me: "PAUSEEEEE"

  • @gramshaters_2003
    @gramshaters_2003 4 роки тому +1311

    Nurse smacks dashie.
    Nurse while walking away: damn it feels good to be a gangster

    • @usersimp
      @usersimp 4 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @pathtogaming3407
      @pathtogaming3407 4 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @Averageviwer
      @Averageviwer 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @kiraelizdeleon6643
      @kiraelizdeleon6643 4 роки тому +15

      Reminds me of that game dashie played where he was in a hospital, and there was this nurse who was a bitch. All he could do was move his fingers so he flipped the nurse off 💀

    • @dante5909
      @dante5909 4 роки тому +3

      a real gangsta ass nitta plays her cards right

  • @obadiahbrown9103
    @obadiahbrown9103 4 роки тому +423

    7:06
    “Okay. Let’s experiment and see if things are where they were before what- before you die and that they were in the place of where they were bef-when you were alive..👁👄👁”
    -Dashie 2020

    • @cici1715
      @cici1715 4 роки тому +14

      LMAOOO 😭😭😭

    • @Clittminaj
      @Clittminaj 4 роки тому +10

      Damnnn

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 3 роки тому +9

      LMFAO YO I REPLAYED THIS SO MANY TIIIIIIIMES! AND HIS FACE AFTERWARDS 💀💀💀💀

    • @gloxx02
      @gloxx02 3 роки тому +8

      *I lost exactly 4 brain cells reading that*

    • @neation5201
      @neation5201 3 роки тому +5

      @@gloxx02 I think I lost about *sixfth* 😂😂

  • @cesarguzman6601
    @cesarguzman6601 4 роки тому +738

    *walks by a picture of the moon
    Dashie: bih that looks like Charizard
    Lol wtf

    • @Smol_Succubus
      @Smol_Succubus 4 роки тому +24

      I think he meant Charmander and it lowkey kinda did look like him!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 4 роки тому +6

      That's about right for Dashie's observations.

    • @white_rose1385
      @white_rose1385 4 роки тому +4

      17:49

    • @itsavarex4123
      @itsavarex4123 4 роки тому +3

      Dashie's low IQ and comprehension is what we love.

    • @B4BYL0Z
      @B4BYL0Z 4 роки тому +2

      ChARiZaRd

  • @MrsKaren-vf2vo
    @MrsKaren-vf2vo 4 роки тому +497

    Dashie always manages to make a scary game funny. 😂 😆

  • @supermyriosworld
    @supermyriosworld 4 роки тому +241

    Dash reads note on classroom door, "Class has been moved to Room 309..."... Aight just kill me now 💀😂

    • @qveenchloe990
      @qveenchloe990 4 роки тому +5

      I was rollin 🤣fse

    • @kewi.
      @kewi. 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO 😭😭😭

  • @aSheepy
    @aSheepy 4 роки тому +127

    14:31 that timing 😂
    Just When Dashie is about to talk he gets jumpscared

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 4 роки тому +4

      Thats him telling Dashie "NO TALKING IN CLASS!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @onehungryboy9438
    @onehungryboy9438 4 роки тому +223

    3:48 When Dashie said that, *I FELT THAT.*

    • @oubergooper
      @oubergooper 4 роки тому +3

      Your profile pic is straight fire

  • @PirataMundoTV
    @PirataMundoTV 4 роки тому +288

    16:25 sounds like Satan clappin' them cheeks

  • @zellanutellaa
    @zellanutellaa 4 роки тому +271

    “She likes meat..wait what kind of..mabey if we show her the..LET ME STOP” LMAOOOOO

  • @justmecaddie5770
    @justmecaddie5770 4 роки тому +116

    Dashie:”She likes meat , maybe if I’d show her my…let me stop”

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +330

    3:52 Me backing away from the person I just talked sh*t about

  • @kamalsmith6457
    @kamalsmith6457 4 роки тому +301

    “Maybe she like Arby’s because you know they got the meat” weak😭💀

  • @coin7569
    @coin7569 4 роки тому +64

    Imagine playing these games on your own. It's probably easier to watch someone play scary games because then it feels as if someone's with you experiencing them and you don't have to make the decisions.

  • @ImOctaviouss
    @ImOctaviouss 4 роки тому +92

    24:51 his face expression after he saw the baby missin kills me 🤣🤣

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 3 роки тому +5

      I JUST SAW OH MY GOD! PRICELESS! 😂😂😂

  • @legendofmeesh
    @legendofmeesh 4 роки тому +90

    “are they conserving power?” lmaooo

  • @iakxi5239
    @iakxi5239 4 роки тому +34

    12:36 Dash spoke facts here. Idk about y’all but I be getting that anxiety too

  • @cottoncandygirl659
    @cottoncandygirl659 4 роки тому +26

    The first one scare me the most. Here's what I learned from this:
    1. I'm terrified to start middle school when all this crap is over.
    2. I am forever terrified of going to the doctors.
    3. I'm never babysitting.
    4. I'm never having a child.

  • @josephfelton2110
    @josephfelton2110 4 роки тому +127

    15:45 he gotta be wearing them Timbs the way he stompin🤣

  • @jackiechan4AAR
    @jackiechan4AAR 4 роки тому +44

    I can’t get over how much weight dashie has lost. You’re looking so good, my boi!

  • @isabellaviera1966
    @isabellaviera1966 4 роки тому +125

    Literally right after I liked the video I enter back and he goes “I appreciate that!” 💀💀

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 4 роки тому +5

      Thats your warning to cover all cameras.

  • @shimabokuso-chi95
    @shimabokuso-chi95 4 роки тому +34

    18:46, Dashie recreated the jump from when he high five's his friend in GTA In Real Life.

  • @monaeking8227
    @monaeking8227 4 роки тому +66

    20:13 when dashie figures out he in the wrong class this sent me 😂😂🤣💀

  • @supaathletedrascal8132
    @supaathletedrascal8132 4 роки тому +18

    The dissapointment in your face when it said "Class has moved to room 309" 😂

  • @TheUnknown-pn8dy
    @TheUnknown-pn8dy 4 роки тому +69

    24:52 HIS FACE!!!!! I literally cant breathe

  • @dajanaeforeman4273
    @dajanaeforeman4273 4 роки тому +113

    Dashie: "101? Where Zoey at?"
    Me: 😯😮😲 he watched Zoey 101?!

  • @michaeljones674
    @michaeljones674 4 роки тому +26

    Can’t get enough of Dashies scary gameplays

  • @salamislices4554
    @salamislices4554 4 роки тому +35

    Yo Late For Class high key one of the scariest games I've seen dashie play in a while

  • @rh_312
    @rh_312 4 роки тому +142

    DASHIEEEEE PLZ finish “late for class” you already know what to do 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽😞😭

    • @josuecuevas1335
      @josuecuevas1335 4 роки тому +1

      What was it about? I disnt understand

    • @niaa9918
      @niaa9918 4 роки тому

      I liked it too

    • @AdmiralChimp
      @AdmiralChimp 4 роки тому

      @@josuecuevas1335 Being late to class, whatchu think!?

    • @josuecuevas1335
      @josuecuevas1335 4 роки тому

      @@AdmiralChimp nvm

    • @AdmiralChimp
      @AdmiralChimp 4 роки тому +2

      @@josuecuevas1335 Lol, I was just kidding don't worry. Do you actually want to know?

  • @theralendz9136
    @theralendz9136 4 роки тому +22

    My boy dashie looking like he is sign language when he somtimes talk. 😂🤣 I love him 🥺❤

  • @grandea0213
    @grandea0213 4 роки тому +42

    YO! when he jumped out of his seat that shii had me rollin, I never laughed so hard like that. I was in tears.

  • @arnaudlahaye7037
    @arnaudlahaye7037 4 роки тому +51

    8:05
    Dashie: "She's coming"
    Me: That's the first time you are running from the puh.
    Also: PAUSE !

  • @inzanityze6207
    @inzanityze6207 4 роки тому +90

    25:37 my momma when I'm up at 3 in the morning 😭😂

  • @Clittminaj
    @Clittminaj 4 роки тому +17

    18:47 I got so scared my heart was pounding...

  • @merdacinasrallah3702
    @merdacinasrallah3702 4 роки тому +55

    18:45 OMG that's a JUMP Scare

    • @techno5196
      @techno5196 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that's the first time I've actually truly believe some shit got him

    • @ANELABABY
      @ANELABABY 4 роки тому +5

      literally 😂

  • @jaylen1805
    @jaylen1805 4 роки тому +12

    14:31That jumpscare just made my whole day😭😭😭💀

  • @cesarguzman6601
    @cesarguzman6601 4 роки тому +7

    I love when Dashie does these scary games his funny commentary low key guides me through the jump scares

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK 4 роки тому +19

    "Don't hit me from the back" - Dashie 2020

  • @JosuQuakeAndShake
    @JosuQuakeAndShake 4 роки тому +30

    "Why my mans lookin like that?" LMAO 💀💀

  • @bruvamasta
    @bruvamasta 4 роки тому +15

    Nurse: *Swings arm*
    Dashie: Yeah...it's a rap...

  • @kakashiandmask5176
    @kakashiandmask5176 4 роки тому +179

    Dashie: yo he's actually kinda cute
    Me: dash.. U okay bro?

    • @zaidballich7702
      @zaidballich7702 4 роки тому +8

      It’s a little baby bruh

    • @kakashiandmask5176
      @kakashiandmask5176 4 роки тому +13

      Zaid Ballich Its a creepy as mf tho💀 the fact that dashie think he's cute kills me

    • @hydroflasks3571
      @hydroflasks3571 4 роки тому +4

      He didnt think it was just about the baby😂

    • @bionicle9336
      @bionicle9336 4 роки тому +1

      Think he was just playing

    • @zaidballich7702
      @zaidballich7702 4 роки тому

      Brocoli Is good lmfaoo yea it was creepy for sure but when it was happy u could tell it was a bit adorable lmaoooo

  • @wolftribe4268
    @wolftribe4268 4 роки тому +10

    I've been in deep depression for a while now and just the intro of dashie video made me laugh🤣🤣 dashie the best!

  • @chillmushroom6016
    @chillmushroom6016 4 роки тому +350

    Nobody:
    Me hearing noises in my parents room at 10 clock 16:30

  • @98SLABS
    @98SLABS 4 роки тому +14

    18:47 HADD ME 'yoo he straight shot me'

  • @JGRJakks
    @JGRJakks 4 роки тому +35

    2:45 When u know baby girl is mad at u for spending the night with another baby girl

  • @keyzfn57
    @keyzfn57 4 роки тому +25

    Anyone notice that at 9:03 he literally juked in real life😂

  • @soscrash9162
    @soscrash9162 4 роки тому +33

    at 8:08 when he tried to juke her man i was crying "SHES SO VIOLENT"

  • @imdone-cat5200
    @imdone-cat5200 3 роки тому +1

    You're on point with the 3rd game intro though. When you walk into class late, EVERY single soul starts to give you death stares, having you feeling anxious and awkward asf.

  • @andrewthepancake
    @andrewthepancake 4 роки тому +11

    31:23 I’m dead at how dash set the baby down like a turkey

  • @Bellagreyy
    @Bellagreyy 4 роки тому +4

    even tho he screaming in my ear da whole time, dashies voice is real soothing

  • @ax3642
    @ax3642 4 роки тому +38

    Threep: Start dashies video, go eat dinner! Go back to ur phone Congrats his intro is still going on

  • @lux_in_tenebris2247
    @lux_in_tenebris2247 4 роки тому +16

    16:25
    Something tells me something besides being stabbed was going down there, cause that sounds wrong! Pause!

  • @Camfrm2400
    @Camfrm2400 4 роки тому +138

    Dashie had to whip the meat out so she can get it...pause

  • @PBJ2
    @PBJ2 4 роки тому +45

    Dashie needs a day dedicated just for horror games 😂

    • @redinstrumental7535
      @redinstrumental7535 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you !

    • @borigarcia779
      @borigarcia779 3 роки тому +3

      He used to have scary ass saturdays which eventually turned into take the L saturdays because of SMM 😂😂

  • @looleas
    @looleas 4 роки тому +27

    Damn that first slap got me!! Almost threw my phone😂

  • @huntertaylor3210
    @huntertaylor3210 4 роки тому +1

    I was seriously having a awful day, I have anxiety through the roof from having to go to a close friends funeral tomorrow and watching this and the saw 2 gameplay made my day 100X better. I'll always thumbs up every vid.

  • @villageaunty17
    @villageaunty17 4 роки тому +32

    Dashie "don't hit me from the back" Games

  • @simplypetite1368
    @simplypetite1368 4 роки тому +69

    Dashie: "boy if you don't take yo ass to sleep"
    Baby: *demonic voice* "i won't go to sleep, but i'll take you to sleep...... in hell" *laughs maniacally*

  • @exmyth5405
    @exmyth5405 4 роки тому +13

    28:20 that’s why the baby wanted to send you to hell for doing that 💀

  • @supermariosworld2861
    @supermariosworld2861 4 роки тому +28

    "she likes meat"
    Dashie:what kinda meat... STOP IT!!!

  • @albertoz1
    @albertoz1 4 роки тому +339

    Ever see a comment and be like
    "I wish i wrote that"

    • @rain028
      @rain028 4 роки тому +11

      ALL the time, man.

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 4 роки тому +5

      Yes all the time man

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 4 роки тому +3

      Nice profile picture😁👍🏿 dante of the dark Triad

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 4 роки тому +5

      Too many times... this is one of them.

    • @rain028
      @rain028 4 роки тому +1

      @@kristopherwillis8075 Hey, what about mine?

  • @NickiFan499
    @NickiFan499 4 роки тому +11

    5:57 There’s this lil waaaaaaaa!!! 😂😂

  • @taplikethewater
    @taplikethewater 4 роки тому +138

    16:22 How many times does he stab someone count
    Edit: I got 19

  • @shotty7160
    @shotty7160 4 роки тому +15

    6:53 Dashie really just took his hands off his keyboard smh

  • @PgLangGang
    @PgLangGang 4 роки тому +26

    32:12 T-pose to establish dominance.

  • @cakenugget8401
    @cakenugget8401 4 роки тому +4

    Dashie is the funniest man on here, and he doesn’t even have to try. A true legend ☺️

  • @JLG629
    @JLG629 4 роки тому +8

    These horror games have lowkey become my favorite dashie videos now lol

  • @nybxstie
    @nybxstie 4 роки тому +6

    10:43
    The crowbar was sitting on the pillar right there😭

  • @micah2931
    @micah2931 4 роки тому +63

    "101 Where zoey at"😂

  • @froggy_bubbles7341
    @froggy_bubbles7341 3 роки тому +5

    Who agrees Dashie's reactions are better when he plays horror games? 😆😂

  • @matthewlee1399
    @matthewlee1399 4 роки тому +105

    This is what I imagined Dash as a babysitter would look like 😂

    • @spectraphantom5870
      @spectraphantom5870 4 роки тому +4

      The baby would probably take care of Dashie since he screams louder than a baby crying

    • @magnificentgamelord8750
      @magnificentgamelord8750 4 роки тому +4

      Ghetto babysitter

    • @Evan-jo9nh
      @Evan-jo9nh 4 роки тому +1

      Dashie: YOU WANT SOME MILK?

    • @matthewlee1399
      @matthewlee1399 4 роки тому +1

      @Liam Hall Secret club gets early access 🥰

    • @matthewlee1399
      @matthewlee1399 4 роки тому +1

      @Liam Hall cool to see a fellow Knicks fan btw

  • @sheisking97
    @sheisking97 3 роки тому +1

    Dashie! I truly hope that you love what you do because I hope you never want to stop. Watching you play these games make me genuinely happy, especially when you break out with the puns 🤣

  • @fangarnoob2
    @fangarnoob2 4 роки тому +38

    7:34 Oh man. That one got me good Lmao 😂

  • @SacramentalASMR
    @SacramentalASMR 4 роки тому +1

    every single time that nurse screamed it sent chills through my whole body

  • @DonovanCarr01
    @DonovanCarr01 4 роки тому +13

    We NEED a dashie animated of the late to school get shot bit lol

  • @danielquinones8776
    @danielquinones8776 4 роки тому +1

    This one has TO BE THE FUNNIEST 3 scary games ive ever seen 😂😂😅 DASHIE FOREVER THE GOAT BEEN MY DUDE SINCE 2011

  • @Noah-rl4td
    @Noah-rl4td 4 роки тому +31

    7:34 scared the mess out of me

  • @RicoFilms72
    @RicoFilms72 4 роки тому +7

    0:05 dashie:
    why my mans looking like that 😂

  • @waluigipiercing2162
    @waluigipiercing2162 4 роки тому +4

    These are my favorite videos that Dashie makes. Is it weird that I always watch them while I wash dishes?

  • @ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693
    @ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693 4 роки тому +6

    11:22 if he said “she must love five guys cause they got the meat” I would’ve died 🤣

  • @taplikethewater
    @taplikethewater 4 роки тому +43

    At 8:35 I screeched like a girl fo a second there 😂

  • @alexguerra6135
    @alexguerra6135 4 роки тому +33

    16:27 when someone asked me if I have corona virus...

  • @h3cturd1v13
    @h3cturd1v13 4 роки тому +10

    Hi dashie love the vids you always put a smile on my face and always make me die of laughter love you man keep it up

  • @JBJB__
    @JBJB__ 4 роки тому

    I got into Dashie years ago and I came back and I’m glad he one of the few UA-camrs that hasn’t changed at all

  • @actqvis
    @actqvis 4 роки тому +16

    16:26 We gotta protect dashie!!!! He coughing 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @solienhussein7126
    @solienhussein7126 4 роки тому +2

    HAHAHA Dashie!!!! Please play that first game again🤣 Hilarious

  • @hereiskamm
    @hereiskamm 4 роки тому +8

    7:35 right before this i said “imagine if dashie meets her ass around the corner” & it happened right in that moment 😂🥴

  • @deexchan7642
    @deexchan7642 2 роки тому

    Dashie is literally the only youtuber that I find their intros long but funny af. He never misses

  • @DruKageYT
    @DruKageYT 4 роки тому +29

    Aye Dashie what happened to them weird Wednesdays

  • @animez9359
    @animez9359 2 роки тому +2

    Literally In every horror game dashie always Checks if there's always a flashlight

  • @KennethRCox
    @KennethRCox 4 роки тому +3

    2:50
    She was like, "Dashie, where them snacks at mAh boy!?" 💀💀🤣🤣

  • @theHONEYBONE
    @theHONEYBONE 4 роки тому +8

    7:07 literally me when ever I try to explain something

  • @zoei7423
    @zoei7423 4 роки тому +14

    You Should play dead by day light again because there’s a new killer called the executioner please love your channel

  • @kentrellbreezy1782
    @kentrellbreezy1782 4 роки тому +2

    25:38 “boy if you don’t take your ass to sleep” dashie you are funny asf man 😂😂😂😂

  • @Wrigh10
    @Wrigh10 4 роки тому +7

    32:17 his face had me rollin on god.

  • @kloud.
    @kloud. 4 роки тому +1

    Dashie playing that demon baby game was hilarious. 😂😂

  • @Cxnnxrswrld
    @Cxnnxrswrld 4 роки тому +21

    1:48 Vegans/vegetarians: ho’l up

    • @Cxnnxrswrld
      @Cxnnxrswrld 4 роки тому

      Thanks for 22 likes that’s actually the most likes or anything I’ve got