BABYSITTING SATAN'S BABY!! HELP ME!! [3 SCARY GAMES]

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  • @visualcreativemt
    @visualcreativemt 4 роки тому +537

    12:20 Dachie: I figured it out, NEXT!!!!!
    Me taking a Math Test: I figured it out, NEXT!!!!

    • @roccotarli762
      @roccotarli762 4 роки тому +6

      visualcreativemt lol

    • @sangeethrajhopper4130
      @sangeethrajhopper4130 4 роки тому +37

      The teacher will NEXT your grades ma boiii

    • @owoshiroi9874
      @owoshiroi9874 4 роки тому +10

      You wont be figuring anything if it's a math test

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 4 роки тому +2

      Back then we call it skip but fosure

    • @DAOtheMENACE
      @DAOtheMENACE 4 роки тому +9

      Teacher: Guess you won't be making it to the NEXT grade!!

  • @louiskw291
    @louiskw291 4 роки тому +1719

    **Dashie while babysitting a baby** ..... “Can I leave?” 😂😂

  • @gubbypls
    @gubbypls 4 роки тому +2191

    No matter how many times Dashie uses the Sprint joke, I will always laugh 😂 because I too moved from sprint lol

    • @Lithosu
      @Lithosu 4 роки тому +17

      I have never heard of it, is it like whatsapp?

    • @maro1139
      @maro1139 4 роки тому +82

      @@Lithosu i think they mean the phone company

    • @k1vcc
      @k1vcc 4 роки тому +71

      iiFrosty no lol it’s a phone company it’s the the Carrier for your phone like I got t mobile

    • @klassklown23
      @klassklown23 4 роки тому +58

      I currently have sprint lmao it’s trash

    • @ScarletJoHomegirl
      @ScarletJoHomegirl 4 роки тому +41

      KlassKlown come to T-Mobile side we got snaccs

  • @itznarzz7734
    @itznarzz7734 4 роки тому +1121

    dashie: "dont hit me from the back"
    me: "PAUSEEEEE"

  • @onehungryboy9438
    @onehungryboy9438 4 роки тому +226

    3:48 When Dashie said that, *I FELT THAT.*

    • @oubergooper
      @oubergooper 4 роки тому +3

      Your profile pic is straight fire

  • @MrsKaren-vf2vo
    @MrsKaren-vf2vo 4 роки тому +501

    Dashie always manages to make a scary game funny. 😂 😆

  • @cesarguzman6601
    @cesarguzman6601 4 роки тому +739

    *walks by a picture of the moon
    Dashie: bih that looks like Charizard
    Lol wtf

    • @Smol_Succubus
      @Smol_Succubus 4 роки тому +24

      I think he meant Charmander and it lowkey kinda did look like him!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 4 роки тому +6

      That's about right for Dashie's observations.

    • @white_rose1385
      @white_rose1385 4 роки тому +4

      17:49

    • @itsavarex4123
      @itsavarex4123 4 роки тому +3

      Dashie's low IQ and comprehension is what we love.

    • @B4BYL0Z
      @B4BYL0Z 4 роки тому +2

      ChARiZaRd

  • @aSheepy
    @aSheepy 4 роки тому +127

    14:31 that timing 😂
    Just When Dashie is about to talk he gets jumpscared

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 4 роки тому +4

      Thats him telling Dashie "NO TALKING IN CLASS!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @gramshaters_2003
    @gramshaters_2003 4 роки тому +1313

    Nurse smacks dashie.
    Nurse while walking away: damn it feels good to be a gangster

    • @usersimp
      @usersimp 4 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @pathtogaming3407
      @pathtogaming3407 4 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @Averageviwer
      @Averageviwer 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @kiraelizdeleon6643
      @kiraelizdeleon6643 4 роки тому +15

      Reminds me of that game dashie played where he was in a hospital, and there was this nurse who was a bitch. All he could do was move his fingers so he flipped the nurse off 💀

    • @dante5909
      @dante5909 4 роки тому +3

      a real gangsta ass nitta plays her cards right

  • @ImOctaviouss
    @ImOctaviouss 4 роки тому +92

    24:51 his face expression after he saw the baby missin kills me 🤣🤣

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 4 роки тому +5

      I JUST SAW OH MY GOD! PRICELESS! 😂😂😂

  • @supermyriosworld
    @supermyriosworld 4 роки тому +242

    Dash reads note on classroom door, "Class has been moved to Room 309..."... Aight just kill me now 💀😂

    • @qveenchloe990
      @qveenchloe990 4 роки тому +5

      I was rollin 🤣fse

    • @kewi.
      @kewi. 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO 😭😭😭

  • @obadiahbrown9103
    @obadiahbrown9103 4 роки тому +423

    7:06
    “Okay. Let’s experiment and see if things are where they were before what- before you die and that they were in the place of where they were bef-when you were alive..👁👄👁”
    -Dashie 2020

    • @cici1715
      @cici1715 4 роки тому +14

      LMAOOO 😭😭😭

    • @Yourubeuser-0
      @Yourubeuser-0 4 роки тому +10

      Damnnn

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 4 роки тому +9

      LMFAO YO I REPLAYED THIS SO MANY TIIIIIIIMES! AND HIS FACE AFTERWARDS 💀💀💀💀

    • @gloxx02
      @gloxx02 3 роки тому +8

      *I lost exactly 4 brain cells reading that*

    • @neation5201
      @neation5201 3 роки тому +5

      @@gloxx02 I think I lost about *sixfth* 😂😂

  • @zellanutellaa
    @zellanutellaa 4 роки тому +272

    “She likes meat..wait what kind of..mabey if we show her the..LET ME STOP” LMAOOOOO

  • @josephfelton2110
    @josephfelton2110 4 роки тому +127

    15:45 he gotta be wearing them Timbs the way he stompin🤣

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 роки тому +331

    3:52 Me backing away from the person I just talked sh*t about

    • @tap_hax
      @tap_hax 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @zhzrl6909
      @zhzrl6909 4 роки тому +2

      Lol lol lol lol

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 4 роки тому +26

      14:49 Me after they beat my a$$.

    • @NotSoRJ
      @NotSoRJ 4 роки тому +8

      8:28 he didn’t say pause😂

    • @hydroflasks3571
      @hydroflasks3571 4 роки тому

      OMG URE NOWEHRE AND EVERYWHERE

  • @kamalsmith6457
    @kamalsmith6457 4 роки тому +303

    “Maybe she like Arby’s because you know they got the meat” weak😭💀

  • @legendofmeesh
    @legendofmeesh 4 роки тому +90

    “are they conserving power?” lmaooo

  • @justmecaddie5770
    @justmecaddie5770 4 роки тому +117

    Dashie:”She likes meat , maybe if I’d show her my…let me stop”

  • @monaeking8227
    @monaeking8227 4 роки тому +67

    20:13 when dashie figures out he in the wrong class this sent me 😂😂🤣💀

  • @PirataMundoTV
    @PirataMundoTV 4 роки тому +287

    16:25 sounds like Satan clappin' them cheeks

  • @coin7569
    @coin7569 4 роки тому +64

    Imagine playing these games on your own. It's probably easier to watch someone play scary games because then it feels as if someone's with you experiencing them and you don't have to make the decisions.

  • @inzanityze6207
    @inzanityze6207 4 роки тому +91

    25:37 my momma when I'm up at 3 in the morning 😭😂

  • @shimabokuso-chi95
    @shimabokuso-chi95 4 роки тому +35

    18:46, Dashie recreated the jump from when he high five's his friend in GTA In Real Life.

  • @iakxi5239
    @iakxi5239 4 роки тому +34

    12:36 Dash spoke facts here. Idk about y’all but I be getting that anxiety too

  • @cottoncandygirl659
    @cottoncandygirl659 4 роки тому +26

    The first one scare me the most. Here's what I learned from this:
    1. I'm terrified to start middle school when all this crap is over.
    2. I am forever terrified of going to the doctors.
    3. I'm never babysitting.
    4. I'm never having a child.

  • @TheUnknown-pn8dy
    @TheUnknown-pn8dy 4 роки тому +69

    24:52 HIS FACE!!!!! I literally cant breathe

  • @jackiechan4AAR
    @jackiechan4AAR 4 роки тому +44

    I can’t get over how much weight dashie has lost. You’re looking so good, my boi!

  • @grandea0213
    @grandea0213 4 роки тому +42

    YO! when he jumped out of his seat that shii had me rollin, I never laughed so hard like that. I was in tears.

  • @supaathletedrascal8132
    @supaathletedrascal8132 4 роки тому +18

    The dissapointment in your face when it said "Class has moved to room 309" 😂

  • @michaeljones674
    @michaeljones674 4 роки тому +26

    Can’t get enough of Dashies scary gameplays

  • @arnaudlahaye7037
    @arnaudlahaye7037 4 роки тому +51

    8:05
    Dashie: "She's coming"
    Me: That's the first time you are running from the puh.
    Also: PAUSE !

  • @isabellaviera1966
    @isabellaviera1966 4 роки тому +125

    Literally right after I liked the video I enter back and he goes “I appreciate that!” 💀💀

    • @cxksamurai1331
      @cxksamurai1331 4 роки тому +5

      Thats your warning to cover all cameras.

  • @theralendz9136
    @theralendz9136 4 роки тому +22

    My boy dashie looking like he is sign language when he somtimes talk. 😂🤣 I love him 🥺❤

  • @andrewthepancake
    @andrewthepancake 4 роки тому +11

    31:23 I’m dead at how dash set the baby down like a turkey

  • @jaylen1805
    @jaylen1805 4 роки тому +12

    14:31That jumpscare just made my whole day😭😭😭💀

  • @fangarnoob2
    @fangarnoob2 4 роки тому +38

    7:34 Oh man. That one got me good Lmao 😂

  • @salamislices4554
    @salamislices4554 4 роки тому +35

    Yo Late For Class high key one of the scariest games I've seen dashie play in a while

  • @merdacinasrallah3702
    @merdacinasrallah3702 4 роки тому +55

    18:45 OMG that's a JUMP Scare

    • @techno5196
      @techno5196 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that's the first time I've actually truly believe some shit got him

    • @ANELABABY
      @ANELABABY 4 роки тому +5

      literally 😂

  • @98SLABS
    @98SLABS 4 роки тому +14

    18:47 HADD ME 'yoo he straight shot me'

  • @JGRJakks
    @JGRJakks 4 роки тому +35

    2:45 When u know baby girl is mad at u for spending the night with another baby girl

  • @Yourubeuser-0
    @Yourubeuser-0 4 роки тому +17

    18:47 I got so scared my heart was pounding...

  • @ax3642
    @ax3642 4 роки тому +38

    Threep: Start dashies video, go eat dinner! Go back to ur phone Congrats his intro is still going on

  • @dajanaeforeman4273
    @dajanaeforeman4273 4 роки тому +113

    Dashie: "101? Where Zoey at?"
    Me: 😯😮😲 he watched Zoey 101?!

  • @rh_312
    @rh_312 4 роки тому +142

    DASHIEEEEE PLZ finish “late for class” you already know what to do 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽😞😭

    • @josuecuevas1335
      @josuecuevas1335 4 роки тому +1

      What was it about? I disnt understand

    • @niaa9918
      @niaa9918 4 роки тому

      I liked it too

    • @AdmiralChimp
      @AdmiralChimp 4 роки тому

      @@josuecuevas1335 Being late to class, whatchu think!?

    • @josuecuevas1335
      @josuecuevas1335 4 роки тому

      @@AdmiralChimp nvm

    • @AdmiralChimp
      @AdmiralChimp 4 роки тому +2

      @@josuecuevas1335 Lol, I was just kidding don't worry. Do you actually want to know?

  • @NickiFan499
    @NickiFan499 4 роки тому +11

    5:57 There’s this lil waaaaaaaa!!! 😂😂

  • @cesarguzman6601
    @cesarguzman6601 4 роки тому +7

    I love when Dashie does these scary games his funny commentary low key guides me through the jump scares

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK 4 роки тому +19

    "Don't hit me from the back" - Dashie 2020

  • @JosuQuakeAndShake
    @JosuQuakeAndShake 4 роки тому +31

    "Why my mans lookin like that?" LMAO 💀💀

  • @keyzfn57
    @keyzfn57 4 роки тому +26

    Anyone notice that at 9:03 he literally juked in real life😂

  • @soscrash9162
    @soscrash9162 4 роки тому +33

    at 8:08 when he tried to juke her man i was crying "SHES SO VIOLENT"

  • @bruvamasta
    @bruvamasta 4 роки тому +15

    Nurse: *Swings arm*
    Dashie: Yeah...it's a rap...

  • @exmyth5405
    @exmyth5405 4 роки тому +13

    28:20 that’s why the baby wanted to send you to hell for doing that 💀

  • @wolftribe4268
    @wolftribe4268 4 роки тому +10

    I've been in deep depression for a while now and just the intro of dashie video made me laugh🤣🤣 dashie the best!

  • @kakashiandmask5176
    @kakashiandmask5176 4 роки тому +178

    Dashie: yo he's actually kinda cute
    Me: dash.. U okay bro?

    • @zaidballich7702
      @zaidballich7702 4 роки тому +8

      It’s a little baby bruh

    • @kakashiandmask5176
      @kakashiandmask5176 4 роки тому +13

      Zaid Ballich Its a creepy as mf tho💀 the fact that dashie think he's cute kills me

    • @hydroflasks3571
      @hydroflasks3571 4 роки тому +4

      He didnt think it was just about the baby😂

    • @bionicle9336
      @bionicle9336 4 роки тому +1

      Think he was just playing

    • @zaidballich7702
      @zaidballich7702 4 роки тому

      Brocoli Is good lmfaoo yea it was creepy for sure but when it was happy u could tell it was a bit adorable lmaoooo

  • @ayo.660
    @ayo.660 Рік тому +2

    24:36 HIS EXPRESSION😭😭

  • @looleas
    @looleas 4 роки тому +27

    Damn that first slap got me!! Almost threw my phone😂

  • @ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693
    @ididntlikemynamesoijustput8693 4 роки тому +6

    11:22 if he said “she must love five guys cause they got the meat” I would’ve died 🤣

  • @villageaunty17
    @villageaunty17 4 роки тому +32

    Dashie "don't hit me from the back" Games

  • @alexguerra6135
    @alexguerra6135 4 роки тому +33

    16:27 when someone asked me if I have corona virus...

  • @chillmushroom6016
    @chillmushroom6016 4 роки тому +351

    Nobody:
    Me hearing noises in my parents room at 10 clock 16:30

  • @huntertaylor3210
    @huntertaylor3210 4 роки тому +1

    I was seriously having a awful day, I have anxiety through the roof from having to go to a close friends funeral tomorrow and watching this and the saw 2 gameplay made my day 100X better. I'll always thumbs up every vid.

  • @Camfrm2400
    @Camfrm2400 4 роки тому +138

    Dashie had to whip the meat out so she can get it...pause

  • @Jordan-ej9fy
    @Jordan-ej9fy 4 роки тому +2

    Hey dashie I love your videos keep up the good work

  • @micah2931
    @micah2931 4 роки тому +64

    "101 Where zoey at"😂

  • @simplypetite1368
    @simplypetite1368 4 роки тому +69

    Dashie: "boy if you don't take yo ass to sleep"
    Baby: *demonic voice* "i won't go to sleep, but i'll take you to sleep...... in hell" *laughs maniacally*

  • @albertoz1
    @albertoz1 4 роки тому +339

    Ever see a comment and be like
    "I wish i wrote that"

    • @rain028
      @rain028 4 роки тому +11

      ALL the time, man.

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 4 роки тому +5

      Yes all the time man

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 4 роки тому +3

      Nice profile picture😁👍🏿 dante of the dark Triad

    • @finalhazard883
      @finalhazard883 4 роки тому +5

      Too many times... this is one of them.

    • @rain028
      @rain028 4 роки тому +1

      @@kristopherwillis8075 Hey, what about mine?

  • @nybxstie
    @nybxstie 4 роки тому +6

    10:43
    The crowbar was sitting on the pillar right there😭

  • @JLG629
    @JLG629 4 роки тому +8

    These horror games have lowkey become my favorite dashie videos now lol

  • @Sloanized
    @Sloanized 4 роки тому +4

    even tho he screaming in my ear da whole time, dashies voice is real soothing

  • @DonovanCarr01
    @DonovanCarr01 4 роки тому +13

    We NEED a dashie animated of the late to school get shot bit lol

  • @imdone-cat5200
    @imdone-cat5200 3 роки тому +1

    You're on point with the 3rd game intro though. When you walk into class late, EVERY single soul starts to give you death stares, having you feeling anxious and awkward asf.

  • @Noah-rl4td
    @Noah-rl4td 4 роки тому +31

    7:34 scared the mess out of me

  • @Saucyy07
    @Saucyy07 4 роки тому +7

    0:05 dashie:
    why my mans looking like that 😂

  • @PgLangGang
    @PgLangGang 4 роки тому +26

    32:12 T-pose to establish dominance.

  • @lux_in_tenebris2247
    @lux_in_tenebris2247 4 роки тому +17

    16:25
    Something tells me something besides being stabbed was going down there, cause that sounds wrong! Pause!

  • @tap_hax
    @tap_hax 4 роки тому +43

    At 8:35 I screeched like a girl fo a second there 😂

  • @elfenbezaar1688
    @elfenbezaar1688 4 роки тому +1

    The hand movements in the beginning had me🙌🏿👌🏿👆🏿👆🏿👇🏿👇🏿😂I cant even

  • @matthewlee1399
    @matthewlee1399 4 роки тому +105

    This is what I imagined Dash as a babysitter would look like 😂

    • @spectraphantom5870
      @spectraphantom5870 4 роки тому +4

      The baby would probably take care of Dashie since he screams louder than a baby crying

    • @magnificentgamelord8750
      @magnificentgamelord8750 4 роки тому +4

      Ghetto babysitter

    • @Evan-jo9nh
      @Evan-jo9nh 4 роки тому +1

      Dashie: YOU WANT SOME MILK?

    • @matthewlee1399
      @matthewlee1399 4 роки тому +1

      @Liam Hall Secret club gets early access 🥰

    • @matthewlee1399
      @matthewlee1399 4 роки тому +1

      @Liam Hall cool to see a fellow Knicks fan btw

  • @theHONEYBONE
    @theHONEYBONE 4 роки тому +8

    7:07 literally me when ever I try to explain something

  • @waluigipiercing2162
    @waluigipiercing2162 4 роки тому +4

    These are my favorite videos that Dashie makes. Is it weird that I always watch them while I wash dishes?

  • @shotty7160
    @shotty7160 4 роки тому +15

    6:53 Dashie really just took his hands off his keyboard smh

  • @tap_hax
    @tap_hax 4 роки тому +138

    16:22 How many times does he stab someone count
    Edit: I got 19

  • @Wrigh10
    @Wrigh10 4 роки тому +7

    32:17 his face had me rollin on god.

  • @h3cturd1v13
    @h3cturd1v13 4 роки тому +10

    Hi dashie love the vids you always put a smile on my face and always make me die of laughter love you man keep it up

  • @cakenugget8401
    @cakenugget8401 4 роки тому +4

    Dashie is the funniest man on here, and he doesn’t even have to try. A true legend ☺️

  • @PBJ2
    @PBJ2 4 роки тому +45

    Dashie needs a day dedicated just for horror games 😂

    • @redinstrumental7535
      @redinstrumental7535 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you !

    • @borigarcia779
      @borigarcia779 3 роки тому +3

      He used to have scary ass saturdays which eventually turned into take the L saturdays because of SMM 😂😂

  • @Swift_173
    @Swift_173 4 роки тому

    My boy you make me hit that like button every time I watch your vids! I know you work hard, and I am a content creator too inspired by you so I understand! Love you man!

  • @actqvis
    @actqvis 4 роки тому +16

    16:26 We gotta protect dashie!!!! He coughing 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @froggy_bubbles7341
    @froggy_bubbles7341 4 роки тому +5

    Who agrees Dashie's reactions are better when he plays horror games? 😆😂

  • @hereiskamm
    @hereiskamm 4 роки тому +8

    7:35 right before this i said “imagine if dashie meets her ass around the corner” & it happened right in that moment 😂🥴

  • @naim0009
    @naim0009 4 роки тому +2

    Dashie it’s my birthday today and u made me smile

  • @supermariosworld2861
    @supermariosworld2861 4 роки тому +28

    "she likes meat"
    Dashie:what kinda meat... STOP IT!!!

  • @sheisking97
    @sheisking97 4 роки тому +1

    Dashie! I truly hope that you love what you do because I hope you never want to stop. Watching you play these games make me genuinely happy, especially when you break out with the puns 🤣

  • @KennethRCox
    @KennethRCox 4 роки тому +3

    2:50
    She was like, "Dashie, where them snacks at mAh boy!?" 💀💀🤣🤣

  • @JBJB__
    @JBJB__ 4 роки тому

    I got into Dashie years ago and I came back and I’m glad he one of the few UA-camrs that hasn’t changed at all

  • @Cxnnxrswrld
    @Cxnnxrswrld 4 роки тому +21

    1:48 Vegans/vegetarians: ho’l up

    • @Cxnnxrswrld
      @Cxnnxrswrld 4 роки тому

      Thanks for 22 likes that’s actually the most likes or anything I’ve got

  • @animez9359
    @animez9359 2 роки тому +2

    Literally In every horror game dashie always Checks if there's always a flashlight

  • @DruKageYT
    @DruKageYT 4 роки тому +29

    Aye Dashie what happened to them weird Wednesdays

  • @irish5755
    @irish5755 3 роки тому +1

    The first game, the way the nurse smash you is hilarious

  • @namirad78
    @namirad78 4 роки тому +5

    24:42 is so funny look at his reaction