ROASTING MY SUBSCRIBERS NAILS

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  • @uniqueparra7603
    @uniqueparra7603 7 років тому +2423

    the biggest roast she did was "those are pretty cute, who did pay to do those nails"😂😂

  • @stangfriend5151
    @stangfriend5151 7 років тому +2707

    cristine looks so pretty today!

    • @stangfriend5151
      @stangfriend5151 7 років тому +124

      her pupils seem much bigger..

    • @RoseBlackwells
      @RoseBlackwells 7 років тому +158

      Drugs.

    • @NancyW96CatLady
      @NancyW96CatLady 7 років тому +57

      Princess She's been snorting holo again

    • @hellokittyfifi
      @hellokittyfifi 7 років тому +6

      Princess snorting that holo coke

    • @shazrehabdullah508
      @shazrehabdullah508 7 років тому +2

      Nameless Channel she's wearing makeup.... is simplyfacelogical taking over😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @bananacakeeee
    @bananacakeeee 6 років тому +2206

    "Your nails look like you go outside!"
    😂😂😂😂
    "Your nails look like you clean the dIsHeS!"
    LOL some of the best quotes in this vid🤣

  • @ashlynlockner7258
    @ashlynlockner7258 5 років тому +3463

    "You would be a horrible youtuber because you forgot the thumb nail" ME: ROASTED *Drops the mic*

  • @jessicaszrnka5482
    @jessicaszrnka5482 7 років тому +3125

    The thumbnail joke honestly had me dead😂😂😂

  • @darnica8476
    @darnica8476 7 років тому +2051

    "Ben is that you..."
    😭 The reason why I subscribed.

  • @srovanasaha6186
    @srovanasaha6186 5 років тому +3288

    Do another nail roasting of ours , it's 2k19 repeat cris-tea-n........

    • @---xr9xy
      @---xr9xy 5 років тому +7

      Srovana Saha Im now your 667th like. You’ve been saved

    • @ohtheboysaslagAM
      @ohtheboysaslagAM 5 років тому

      Chris - tea - n ROASTING

    • @novaenby7823
      @novaenby7823 5 років тому +3

      Cookie_Girl64 Cris not Chris

    • @safiyyahabdullah1543
      @safiyyahabdullah1543 5 років тому

      @@novaenby7823 she said it's Cristian with no h

    • @silvillie
      @silvillie 5 років тому +2

      @@safiyyahabdullah1543 Cristine* Not Cristian.

  • @haileyfitzpatrick6222
    @haileyfitzpatrick6222 5 років тому +5701

    You’re like the Gordon Ramsay of nail art

  • @meganmcallister1792
    @meganmcallister1792 6 років тому +351

    "I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings." -Cristine
    Such a Canadian.

    • @emilyperez9142
      @emilyperez9142 5 років тому +1

      Megan McAllister such a bicth

    • @galaxyfan8798
      @galaxyfan8798 5 років тому

      Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahah i love being canadian

  • @annamarie_k
    @annamarie_k 6 років тому +732

    5:40 OH MY GOSH SHE IS GENIUS!!!!! A *THUMB NAIL* OH MA GOSHHHHHHHHH

  • @pastel_pink1003
    @pastel_pink1003 7 років тому +706

    “Those Are Pretty But You Would Be a Terrible UA-camr Because You Forgot The Thumbnail” 😂 I’m
    Dead

    • @elodiaorozco5169
      @elodiaorozco5169 7 років тому +6

      LilGolden
      Your profile pic is adorable

    • @emilymackrell5642
      @emilymackrell5642 6 років тому +1

      OOF SAME

    • @allyssabel878
      @allyssabel878 6 років тому

      Pastel_Pink i saw this comment then right when i read it she said it on the video perfect timing😂😂😂

  • @VichyGlitterGun
    @VichyGlitterGun 5 років тому +572

    “You would be a terrible youtuber since you forgot the thumb nail!” 😂😂

  • @darkteddy8682
    @darkteddy8682 7 років тому +7791

    some of your roasts are so bad that its still raw

    • @so666er-4
      @so666er-4 7 років тому +57

      Dark teddy ooooooo raweddd

    • @darkteddy8682
      @darkteddy8682 7 років тому +76

      Mira -has an unhealthy obsession with min yoongi- and when yoongi roast with only rapping

    • @so666er-4
      @so666er-4 7 років тому +31

      Dark teddy i actually feel offended everytime he roasts other rappers 😂😂

    • @darkteddy8682
      @darkteddy8682 7 років тому +29

      Mira -has an unhealthy obsession with min yoongi- and other members

    • @jjrandom1125
      @jjrandom1125 7 років тому +7

      Dark teddy OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @shinyasmr7660
    @shinyasmr7660 6 років тому +1272

    “YOU’VE BEEN SIMPLY ROASTED”😎😎😎😎

  • @eli5833
    @eli5833 7 років тому +3683

    "where'd you get them done? Jenna's ratchet nail salon?" OMGG 😂

    • @stacywestly64
      @stacywestly64 7 років тому +28

      Elisa I thought that was rather brilliant as well!

    • @elit8992
      @elit8992 7 років тому +4

      the nails that had holo on it she should'v said "ur nails are so ugly u had to put h💿l💿 on them uv been SIMPLYROASTED"

    • @cathyli2956
      @cathyli2956 7 років тому +1

      800th comment

    • @Boo-tg3rl
      @Boo-tg3rl 7 років тому +5

      Elisa oml I heard it I watched Jenna's vid before this perfect timing...

    • @kristianderson1950
      @kristianderson1950 7 років тому

      Rylee Goller z

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca 5 років тому +197

    5:44 YOU FORGOT THE THUMBNAIL. I feel like that joke deserves more credit

  • @renn7459
    @renn7459 6 років тому +1044

    *_Cristine the roasting queen_*

  • @sweettreatsyt
    @sweettreatsyt 7 років тому +2551

    this is hilarious, you're such a savage 😂 you should do the roast yourself challenge next!

    • @pa6651
      @pa6651 7 років тому +6

      SweetTreats omg I love you

    • @simplynailogical
      @simplynailogical  7 років тому +69

      haha thanks! I basically did with this video ua-cam.com/video/aZn7c7xjCCk/v-deo.html 😂

    • @chickenpower7297
      @chickenpower7297 7 років тому +12

      Simply Nailogical you remind me of the female version of PewDiePie you even sound a little bit like him

    • @sweettreatsyt
      @sweettreatsyt 7 років тому +13

      Simply Nailogical oh true! that video was hilarious haha, no problem :)

    • @sweettreatsyt
      @sweettreatsyt 7 років тому +9

      Paige Moloney i love you too!!😘

  • @beckiejbrown
    @beckiejbrown 7 років тому +759

    The thumb nail comment made me laugh out loud haha!

    • @valenfields
      @valenfields 7 років тому +3

      Beckie Jane Brown lol

    • @VidyaArasu
      @VidyaArasu 7 років тому +4

      Didn't expect you here, omg, i love you

    • @estrellasew221
      @estrellasew221 7 років тому +3

      Beckie Jane Brown Omg i didn't expect you there neither x'D !!!

    • @msprasldasl5338
      @msprasldasl5338 7 років тому

      Beckie Jane Brown lol

    • @logang4life180
      @logang4life180 7 років тому

      Beckie Jane Brown the haha is redundant so you don't need to put haha when you have laugh out loud.

  • @n.c.435
    @n.c.435 5 років тому +243

    "i dont think your partner is supposed to eat your nails" LISTEN as long as everyone is a consenting adult-

  • @jadynpaige3217
    @jadynpaige3217 7 років тому +9031

    Dear Cristine,
    I dare you to put a matte taco over a holo polish and see what happens

    • @maritown
      @maritown 7 років тому +90

      YESSS

    • @oanadenisa1179
      @oanadenisa1179 7 років тому +319

      Jadyn Paige she did. it looks like normal glitter, not even shiny. really boring

    • @angelaxie4313
      @angelaxie4313 7 років тому +97

      she already did that

    • @sarahclifficorn2309
      @sarahclifficorn2309 7 років тому +85

      Jadyn Paige SHE WILL NEVER DO THAT TO THE POOR HOLO AGAIN

    • @perlalozano8471
      @perlalozano8471 7 років тому +40

      what video is it on?

  • @stephanie-7911
    @stephanie-7911 7 років тому +2656

    "You would be a bad UA-camr because you forgot the thumbnail" IM DEAD 💀

    • @kumichanswee4479
      @kumichanswee4479 7 років тому +17

      Stephanie-7 it was the best roast!

    • @allyjellys
      @allyjellys 7 років тому +7

      Stephanie-7 same that one killed me 😂😂😂

    • @stonefriend
      @stonefriend 7 років тому +2

      Stephanie-7 lmao

    • @mekennap1122
      @mekennap1122 7 років тому +5

      Stephanie-7 I know I died

    • @mags779
      @mags779 7 років тому +2

      Stephanie-7 OMG WHY

  • @nickii3733
    @nickii3733 7 років тому +360

    "I bet Snow White died when she took a bite out of that Apple because those nails are poisonous! BOOM ROASTED!"😂😂

  • @globglogabgalabbmemesouo534
    @globglogabgalabbmemesouo534 5 років тому +797

    Cristine: " I think Ben, is that you?"
    Me: "OOOOOOOO. SNAP CHRIS"

  • @variettyy3770
    @variettyy3770 7 років тому +767

    You forget the thumb nail, omg that's the best roast in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cateee4771
    @cateee4771 6 років тому +228

    "ben is that you?!?!" ohhhhhhh that was rough

    • @lindsayguillen7
      @lindsayguillen7 6 років тому

      Cate Mckirdy yess i cried a little😂💀

  • @m.5011
    @m.5011 7 років тому +2755

    Smash or pass nail edition.

  • @creationstudios9738
    @creationstudios9738 5 років тому +867

    "Lesbians can't have long nails" Lmfao, I didn't get it until like 5 minutes later...

    • @sol4524
      @sol4524 5 років тому +29

      I just got it...😂

    • @sol4524
      @sol4524 5 років тому +51

      Grace Jin, Well I don't think I want to explain either...😅

    • @lilyg.5354
      @lilyg.5354 5 років тому +11

      lol still dont get it

    • @sol4524
      @sol4524 5 років тому +65

      Lily G.
      Well, how do u think lesbian physically please each other which requires short nails so they don't hurt each other?

    • @lilyg.5354
      @lilyg.5354 5 років тому +15

      @@sol4524 Lel sorta sounds like a stretch. Why is that only for lesbians haha

  • @cookiemonstergaming1919
    @cookiemonstergaming1919 6 років тому +389

    "are those really your dads nails because i wouldnt call them daddy for a second" LOLOLOLOL

  • @marinilla5669
    @marinilla5669 6 років тому +2103

    I like you so much that I watched an add that was 3 minutes long.... hope that gives you enough to buy a Starbucks

  • @fuckingchickenstrips6241
    @fuckingchickenstrips6241 7 років тому +1495

    OML BEN SHOULD HAVE A CHANNEL CALLED SIMPLY MALE LOGICAL

    • @claracote793
      @claracote793 7 років тому +19

      I AM A FLYING BURGER!! Simply Ben Logical hahaha

    • @beer4timmy
      @beer4timmy 7 років тому +2

      I AM A FLYING BURGER!! Ya

    • @aliviawarren5887
      @aliviawarren5887 7 років тому +2

      I AM A FLYING BURGER!! Omg YAAAAAASSS

    • @thebeesknees8420
      @thebeesknees8420 7 років тому +1

      I AM A FLYING BURGER!! I love you name

    • @elliekiernan3879
      @elliekiernan3879 6 років тому +2

      I AM A FLYING BURGER!! I’m flying fries

  • @SomewhereFireworks
    @SomewhereFireworks 4 роки тому +852

    “Lesbians can’t have long nails”
    *Me looking at my screen with my long nails*
    Guess I’m not a lesbian anymore-

    • @ashtonmcguire2822
      @ashtonmcguire2822 4 роки тому +7

      Wait-

    • @maxncheese707
      @maxncheese707 4 роки тому +17

      *so I am C0nfUSIOn*

    • @queenofgay8114
      @queenofgay8114 4 роки тому +86

      Well... I guess you're a bottom now :)

    • @maxncheese707
      @maxncheese707 4 роки тому +53

      @@queenofgay8114 my homosexuality has never felt more attacked I-

    • @bunchill9815
      @bunchill9815 4 роки тому +5

      Monika? How does it feels like to be rejected from thousands of people on your game? Also don’t role play a character that’s logically not real, if you like to role play go back to Neopets.

  • @Ema-pb6no
    @Ema-pb6no 6 років тому +305

    Do a smash or pass but with our nails

  • @milkyyspace513
    @milkyyspace513 7 років тому +756

    You're like the Gordon Ramsay of nails.

  • @lilymcallister3252
    @lilymcallister3252 7 років тому +607

    Menchie is a straight up savage in this video.. 😂🐱

    • @kmitsurii
      @kmitsurii 7 років тому +1

      Lily McAllister IKR!!

    • @missk3839
      @missk3839 7 років тому

      Lily McAllister menchieee

    • @peytonkennedey7307
      @peytonkennedey7307 7 років тому

      Lily McAllister love your pic its from recolor

  • @sol4524
    @sol4524 5 років тому +83

    "You've been a terrible UA-camr because you forgot...the tHuMbNaiL"
    Why am I crying 😂

  • @beanieau
    @beanieau 7 років тому +2127

    it took me until 4:22 that the reason why she was putting a steak was because she roasted their nails. whenever it came up i got confused like "medium-rare?"

    • @bakaichigo
      @bakaichigo 7 років тому +68

      Lol those were pictures of roasts, not steaks. Roasts are round like that - you know, a 'rump' roast? And then you slice them after they're cooked.
      Damn now I'm hungry. Wonder if the grocery store will be open at 2am so I can go get a roast to cook...

    • @xnayu6333
      @xnayu6333 7 років тому +13

      RedVexeD Ohhh roast! I was thinking beef💀💀

    • @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa
      @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa 7 років тому +28

      jmaryxx I just got a picture of a person having a confused expression while saying out loud in a befuddled yet soft voice, "Medium-rare...?"
      It made me laugh like crazy. 😂😂😂

    • @imblondedumb5275
      @imblondedumb5275 7 років тому +6

      That meat was a roast😂😂😂

    • @beanieau
      @beanieau 7 років тому +19

      okay i now know it's a roast to me it's the same thing but i'm dumb so thank you everyone

  • @TwitterpatedFork
    @TwitterpatedFork 7 років тому +375

    Confession time - I don't really ever do my nails. BUT I love watching these dang videos.

  • @nicholejacklyne
    @nicholejacklyne 7 років тому +199

    *looks for funeral RSVP for nails*

    • @monseflores4637
      @monseflores4637 7 років тому +4

      Nichole Jacklyne I love you 😍

    • @banana650
      @banana650 6 років тому +2

      Oh my god I didn't know you watched this channel!

    • @abbey._.1558
      @abbey._.1558 6 років тому +1

      TRUE PS love ur channel

  • @Death-Dott
    @Death-Dott 5 років тому +474

    My parents always tell me to grow my nails
    But I have a girlfriend so......
    "sorry mom I can't tell you why I can't grow them" #closetedGay

    • @maxncheese707
      @maxncheese707 4 роки тому +13

      .Is this a p e r s o n a l a t t a c c

    • @goldenbunnies4143
      @goldenbunnies4143 4 роки тому +17

      Really? Lucky. My parents are always telling me to cut them 😑

    • @nova-vp9rj
      @nova-vp9rj 4 роки тому

      Golden Bunnies same

    • @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount
      @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount 4 роки тому +2

      @@goldenbunnies4143 uh yeah that is not what they meant

    • @Death-Dott
      @Death-Dott 4 роки тому +6

      @alina m so it actually turns out I came out in 2017 and I just forgot because of how casual of a conversation it was. It went like this :
      Me : "hey mom what's your opinion on lgbt people?"
      My mom : "well, I myself am bisexual."
      Me : "heh, me too."
      Also my gf is now my ex but were still good friends.
      Then again now that I think about it I'm more pan than bi...

  • @savvhunterr5854
    @savvhunterr5854 7 років тому +81

    Most of these roasts were actually really funny 😂

  • @paulinag2055
    @paulinag2055 7 років тому +246

    Everytime i try to grow my nails they break 😭😭😭...they look like 💩 right now 😭😭😭

  • @gemmy6169
    @gemmy6169 7 років тому +3008

    Whenever my nails get anywhere near long, they peel and tear off

    • @GinnyE25Mikah96
      @GinnyE25Mikah96 7 років тому +1

      Jenjen7ben 🙁

    • @oursilenthearts4767
      @oursilenthearts4767 7 років тому +32

      Jenjen7ben mine do the exact same thing 😔 I feel your struggle

    • @nylon4529
      @nylon4529 7 років тому +57

      For me,I bite them off.

    • @avery581
      @avery581 7 років тому +64

      When my nails get long someone suggests we go bowling

    • @jojeda136
      @jojeda136 7 років тому

      Jenjen7ben same

  • @yvonneykke
    @yvonneykke 4 роки тому +23

    Subscriber: "do your worst. But leave my cat out of it"
    Simply: "Even your cat can't get excited about them"

  • @hollywooddrawings3879
    @hollywooddrawings3879 7 років тому +293

    If Jenna Marbles & Shane Dawson had a child : Christine

  • @kimberlygarcia4543
    @kimberlygarcia4543 7 років тому +1224

    Cristine can you make this a series I want to destroy my nail's self confidence

  • @lindsayguillen7
    @lindsayguillen7 6 років тому +151

    😂😂i painted my nails with white out in class too this one time in history, i was sooo bored😭😭....😂

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 6 років тому +3

      I had the lyrics of Rolling Stone's Paint It Black written on my hand, going in a spiral all over my hands and fingers to end in the middle. History class too...

    • @miskats
      @miskats 6 років тому +1

      i used to do it with Sharpie!

    • @jenniferwilson9654
      @jenniferwilson9654 5 років тому

      Omg

  • @salvulcano9608
    @salvulcano9608 5 років тому +37

    when you realize that this channel is about painting dead tissue
    me:"Woa...das crazy! eh, whatever she's funny tho"

  • @claragibson1357
    @claragibson1357 7 років тому +1352

    if pewdiepie and jenna marbles had a kid, it would be her

  • @justaladyheheheughh4666
    @justaladyheheheughh4666 7 років тому +326

    I feel like she is Pewdiepie of the beauty community is it just me

  • @isabellakingwill66
    @isabellakingwill66 7 років тому +220

    Is it just me or when she roast people and says "ohhh shiat " she sounds like pewdiepie

    • @bored9510
      @bored9510 7 років тому +1

      Isabella Kingwill she's just a pewdiepie and jenna wannabe 😂😂💖

    • @luftwaffelsa4007
      @luftwaffelsa4007 6 років тому +1

      She does remind me of how pewds talks.

  • @kra_hme
    @kra_hme 5 років тому +41

    When your insecure about your nails
    Simply: SIMPLY ROASTED
    me: nice roast bru

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 роки тому

      Nice joke bro now I'm insecure

  • @johnlaurens5427
    @johnlaurens5427 7 років тому +332

    Cristine: "Naomi Naomi Naomi"
    Me: WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DO TO BE WITH YOU

    • @tessagray4771
      @tessagray4771 7 років тому +6

      John Laurens RIP

    • @klah9967
      @klah9967 7 років тому +6

      I thought i was the only one :,)

    • @MerlynH
      @MerlynH 7 років тому +11

      John Laurens The hamilfam is everywhere

    • @johnlaurens5427
      @johnlaurens5427 7 років тому +5

      MerIs_Xx
      true

    • @feeftje
      @feeftje 7 років тому +9

      John Laurens I JUST WANTED TO COMMENT THAT BUT I LOOKED IN THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED IT CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALOOONE

  • @wimkantona8632
    @wimkantona8632 7 років тому +1565

    Shots have been fired🔫🔫
    edit 7months after : THAT U FOR 1.6k likes❤️

    • @swagswagsuper1114
      @swagswagsuper1114 7 років тому

      Wim Kantona you were were were wrestler three try e T.G.I. e tbh guy tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tug tbh grew Fred's grew Ga Dr n

    • @grecian3648
      @grecian3648 7 років тому

      Wim Kantona 🤖

    • @lpsslimegamerhamilton5128
      @lpsslimegamerhamilton5128 7 років тому

      Like your dad 😎

    • @squishygiri107
      @squishygiri107 6 років тому

      Wim Kantona i

    • @nk5ful
      @nk5ful 6 років тому

      Wim Kantona
      K

  • @ultronforthegrave865
    @ultronforthegrave865 7 років тому +455

    7:22. Since when do people melt salad and paint their nails with it?

  • @toriz4491
    @toriz4491 5 років тому +179

    ROAST PART 2 PLZZZZZZ if this gets over 20 likes, you have to do it

    • @andyvega8841
      @andyvega8841 5 років тому

      You can’t force her

    • @tytrack1361
      @tytrack1361 5 років тому +6

      a n d y
      Girlll chill she is just joking

    • @alyssa7763
      @alyssa7763 4 роки тому

      you cant force her o.o ツ

  • @sophieshoka4933
    @sophieshoka4933 7 років тому +228

    "Roasting people's nails " Me *Takes finger out of mouth*

  • @PinkyGreen_Tea
    @PinkyGreen_Tea 7 років тому +870

    Simply: you forgot the thumb Nail OHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN
    Me : OH MAN I FELT THAT BURN FROM HERE

    • @PinkyGreen_Tea
      @PinkyGreen_Tea 7 років тому +8

      Kawaii Cookie596 GET THE ICE AND WATER LOL

    • @holly-qv1vg
      @holly-qv1vg 7 років тому +2

      Ashlee McCartha liza isn't funny..

    • @chloecameron7566
      @chloecameron7566 7 років тому +1

      Ashlee McCartha so hilarious

    • @amira-nz5mj
      @amira-nz5mj 7 років тому +2

      Sama Mohamed why, what did she do?

    • @maiaoneally5875
      @maiaoneally5875 7 років тому +1

      Cuddle Party13 that onne was actually good

  • @Elenaa279
    @Elenaa279 7 років тому +269

    Can you do a video about your hair? It's so gorgeous and sooo long 😍💕

  • @cariadevans8018
    @cariadevans8018 5 років тому +52

    Owwww
    I clicked my toe in the intro
    MY TOE IS A HOLLOSEXUAl I'm sooo pleased 😁😁😁

    • @---xr9xy
      @---xr9xy 5 років тому

      Cariad Evans Holosexual*

  • @cheybarton2794
    @cheybarton2794 7 років тому +308

    6:52 no hate but THOSE NAILS ARE MORE UNEVEN THAN MY BROWS

    • @emilyc592
      @emilyc592 7 років тому +9

      Cheyanne Barton how about 4:41. LOOK AT THE RING AND PINKY FINGERS IT IS MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @sarasrensen2580
      @sarasrensen2580 7 років тому +6

      3:15 made me cringe

    • @er1kalanda
      @er1kalanda 7 років тому +2

      Cheyanne Barton 😂

    • @tessajainebarnes4087
      @tessajainebarnes4087 7 років тому

      honestly saaammeeee

    • @madisonneedssomesuga5978
      @madisonneedssomesuga5978 7 років тому

      Cheyanne Barton we have the same last name 😃😃😃

  • @talakkuma
    @talakkuma 7 років тому +426

    "Where'd you get them done? At Jenna's ratchet nail salon?" Omg haha that was the best part 😂
    Edit 1: thank for 1 like haha

    • @muskanaggarwal1301
      @muskanaggarwal1301 7 років тому

      i didnt get it..pls explain?!

    • @cestlaviexx
      @cestlaviexx 7 років тому +1

      Muskan Aggarwal Jenna' marble has her fake salon called Jenna ratchet so she roasted Jenna and the girl

    • @muskanaggarwal1301
      @muskanaggarwal1301 7 років тому

      M M ohk.. Well Dats highlarious😂😂
      Thanks!

    • @roshnashamon
      @roshnashamon 7 років тому

      Tala Anfoka Jenna is my name 😔😔😔 btw I am 10 years old

    • @no-ip3ws
      @no-ip3ws 6 років тому

      What about Hannah's ratchet slime factory?

  • @rebeccaraglan4152
    @rebeccaraglan4152 7 років тому +118

    Your nails are shorter than your future

    • @noname-qk1tb
      @noname-qk1tb 7 років тому +3

      Here's a bettter one my nails are shorter than my future

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio 5 місяців тому +2

    love rewatching cristine's old videos

  • @alexarexha7398
    @alexarexha7398 7 років тому +1367

    I can't believe my ugly nails, are on the thumbnail. LOL

    • @bellamolieri3047
      @bellamolieri3047 7 років тому +52

      Alexa Rexha dude what did you do to them not being mean like I'm serious

    • @jamiex8445
      @jamiex8445 7 років тому +27

      Your nails are goals give me them.

    • @lillyroberts86
      @lillyroberts86 7 років тому +6

      omg lucky

    • @MariaGarcia-bf8cp
      @MariaGarcia-bf8cp 7 років тому +1

      Alexa Rexha i my holo taco coat with my peel off base coat

    • @zoeparks6995
      @zoeparks6995 7 років тому +1

      EmilyMSP you don't know

  • @alessandraleigh9919
    @alessandraleigh9919 7 років тому +527

    R.I.P Cristines nail. Just another celebrity struck down. Your nail is scratching David Bowies back in Heaven.

    • @ellena8660
      @ellena8660 7 років тому +8

      Alessandra Leigh i Love you for this comment 😂😂😂

    • @airbudrocks5348
      @airbudrocks5348 7 років тому +3

      Alessandra Leigh omg😂😂

    • @alessandraleigh9919
      @alessandraleigh9919 7 років тому +21

      OMG SHE LOVED THIS COMMENT IM DECEASED

    • @daisy-ng8il
      @daisy-ng8il 7 років тому +4

      Alessandra Leigh yes Holo Heaven😇😇😇😇

  • @backatitboyz3232
    @backatitboyz3232 7 років тому +323

    Hey Cristine I don't know if you know this, but there is a shampoo with holo in it (Sounds weird but it's actually legit)

    • @backatitboyz3232
      @backatitboyz3232 7 років тому +5

      It has holo dust

    • @heehee570
      @heehee570 7 років тому +10

      Rachel The Holy One MY HAIR SHALL BE HOLO

    • @Thtkoi
      @Thtkoi 7 років тому +5

      Rachel The Holy One WHERE

    • @crazozo2181
      @crazozo2181 7 років тому

      Rachel The Holy One do you have a link for it?

    • @ghostlyemma7280
      @ghostlyemma7280 7 років тому

      Rachel The Holy One I HAVE THAT SHAMPOOO

  • @ananditakumari5249
    @ananditakumari5249 4 роки тому +4

    1:30 when she says,"ohhhhhhhhhhh roasted!",I think that it's just so cute!Also I love you Cris💜💜

  • @thetwotoasterstroodles1920
    @thetwotoasterstroodles1920 7 років тому +739

    Whrn she says "ooh roasted" she kinda sounds like pewdipie when he's doing a roast

    • @courtneyasher1783
      @courtneyasher1783 7 років тому +17

      The two toaster stroodles 1 I was gonna say this whole video reminds me of pewdiepie!

    • @kanyewest7503
      @kanyewest7503 7 років тому +8

      The two toaster stroodles 1 she's in the bro army

    • @disasteroustoast4139
      @disasteroustoast4139 7 років тому +1

      The two toaster stroodles 1 true 😂

    • @brisk9623
      @brisk9623 7 років тому +2

      The two toaster stroodles 1 she does sound like him huh XD

    • @tomaalfarsi8421
      @tomaalfarsi8421 7 років тому

      i was going to comment the same thing and then i saw your comment and laughed 😂

  • @ashleatempany8246
    @ashleatempany8246 7 років тому +952

    Who are you?
    1.Simply Nailogical
    2.Simply Not Logical
    3.Simply Bakelogical
    4.Simply Facelogical
    5.Simply Menchielogical
    6.Simply Benlogical
    7.Simply Zylerlogical
    8.Simply Roastlogical
    9.Simply Jenlogical
    0.Simply Failogical

  • @hollysorcha63
    @hollysorcha63 7 років тому +507

    Your like the pewdiepie for nails ( I mean with the voice you do and your edits lmao)

    • @akaashisth0t127
      @akaashisth0t127 7 років тому +2

      Holly Sorcha no, pewdiepie isn't the one to start comedic roasting, just because she wanted to try something new and do what her subscribes want.

    • @hollysorcha63
      @hollysorcha63 7 років тому +4

      RayrayCookieMonster101 I wasn't talking about this video I'm talking about the voice she does and her edits.... not roasting....

    • @akaashisth0t127
      @akaashisth0t127 7 років тому

      Holly Sorcha oh then yeah 😂😂 truuuu

    • @sierrabell9797
      @sierrabell9797 7 років тому +26

      #SimplyPewdsLogical

    • @lorenat4775
      @lorenat4775 7 років тому +1

      Holly Sorcha yeah

  • @amazonbox7719
    @amazonbox7719 5 років тому +29

    Your nails look like you play sports with your hands 🌚🌚
    2 seconds later: I’m offended by the beauty

  • @sophiebreckenridge9943
    @sophiebreckenridge9943 7 років тому +195

    My new slogan "what better way to deal with your insecurities then insulting other peoples 😏"

    • @chocolavarianne8102
      @chocolavarianne8102 7 років тому +3

      Diva Girl35 oh my as soon I was reading this she was about to say this...

  • @ultdeimoskinnie
    @ultdeimoskinnie 7 років тому +98

    "There. Disclaimer. For the whiners" you killed me cristine 🤣🤣🤣

    • @numpty7695
      @numpty7695 7 років тому +3

      * also dead* R.I.P

  • @kaitluvs
    @kaitluvs 7 років тому +242

    2:19, is she giving me a shout out????

    • @kaitluvs
      @kaitluvs 7 років тому

      MCRX Boi. Sorry I always forget to change it

    • @kaitluvs
      @kaitluvs 7 років тому

      MCRX Boi. There

    • @buttonzone
      @buttonzone 6 років тому

      PhøniX ! Its spelt Menchi, Menchi is the cat you should know that!!

    • @imsarcasticdonttakemeserio521
      @imsarcasticdonttakemeserio521 6 років тому

      sjonesphoto It's spelt Menchie bitch

    • @k_ytie
      @k_ytie 6 років тому

      sjonesphoto it’s actually Menchie.

  • @Ligh7992
    @Ligh7992 4 роки тому +3

    1:59 Ben,is that you? 😂😂😂

  • @sangmijanellemuckey6781
    @sangmijanellemuckey6781 7 років тому +1009

    you should do a 100 layers of fake nails video 😆😉
    OMG thanks for all the likes😊😱

  • @parkjimns
    @parkjimns 7 років тому +1099

    Wow.....Cristine, why are you roasting people who can actually keep their nails together

  • @tess2827
    @tess2827 7 років тому +1113

    You should have a series called simply shade logical where you roast our nails.

  • @leonovaodriscoll2725
    @leonovaodriscoll2725 5 років тому +208

    Fun fact. The British royal family can’t paint their nails

    • @holly4365
      @holly4365 5 років тому +50

      Laurasings they can but only really light nudes. The queen must approve.

    • @alekskor
      @alekskor 5 років тому +2

      #ROASTED!!!

    • @TotallynotValerie
      @TotallynotValerie 5 років тому +5

      Isnt that for the boys??? Or am I just saying that bc I need an excuse to become royalty???

    • @atikak.x
      @atikak.x 5 років тому

      WHYyYYyYYYyy

    • @daisymae2481
      @daisymae2481 5 років тому

      kitty girl cuz she is the queen..........
      YAZZZZ QUEEENNNNNNNN

  • @corytenther9129
    @corytenther9129 7 років тому +58

    I can’t stop laughing , EVERY TIME SHE SAID ROASED 😂😂😂

    • @katerimecale2389
      @katerimecale2389 6 років тому +1

      Cory Tenther sameeeee I was like oml just… Hahahahah

  • @caseylindner6128
    @caseylindner6128 7 років тому +701

    Someone needs to stop her from watching so much Pewdiepie and Jenna Marbles 😂😂

    • @simplynailogical
      @simplynailogical  7 років тому +125

      YOU. CAN'T. STOP. MEEEEEE!!! they're my parents

    • @herpderp104
      @herpderp104 7 років тому +2

      Simply Nailogical ily

    • @brennapenrod135
      @brennapenrod135 7 років тому +5

      You sound like Pewdiepie and you talk like Jenna Marbles

    • @naviacloon430
      @naviacloon430 7 років тому

      Simply Nailogical hi

    • @samanthah.2227
      @samanthah.2227 7 років тому +1

      Simply Nailogical you are the best youtuber! what color holo do you like the most?

  • @silvanapierce3051
    @silvanapierce3051 7 років тому +868

    CRISTINE U SHOULD MAKE DIY HOLO SLIME!!💿💿💿

    • @-ani-8373
      @-ani-8373 7 років тому +27

      Silvana Pierce shes not a slime addict channel.... shes a nail addict channel!

    • @sallyfml3306
      @sallyfml3306 7 років тому

      Silvana Pierce you make Ho slime,

    • @kokichiouma960
      @kokichiouma960 7 років тому +10

      Missy Mouse shut the fuck up if she wants to then she can

    • @Daggertoherguts
      @Daggertoherguts 7 років тому +1

      official Stephanie Lanada *_Your mom/Your ugly ass nails._*

    • @madis_on8176
      @madis_on8176 7 років тому +1

      I agree

  • @vectorchevere8137
    @vectorchevere8137 4 роки тому +53

    6:04
    -lesbians cant have long nails-
    “I don’t think your partner is supposed to eat your nails”
    Who the hell is going to explain to her? bc i’m not.

    • @milacvetkovic1896
      @milacvetkovic1896 4 роки тому +19

      I think she meant because the nails on the picture look like they've been eaten.

    • @official47ck_tomboy67
      @official47ck_tomboy67 4 роки тому

      I don't understand

    • @DollyTheCrow
      @DollyTheCrow 4 роки тому +1

      @@official47ck_tomboy67 if you dont undersatand you might be a little bit too young

  • @abby-a9665
    @abby-a9665 7 років тому +218

    Who else realized at 4:46 that those nails were Christine's nails from her water marble cheat video 💅🏻

  • @AnDi-wd5zh
    @AnDi-wd5zh 7 років тому +53

    Omg the dog comment killed me 😭😭😂

  • @CrowSyndicate
    @CrowSyndicate 7 років тому +292

    I have a friend who lost her entire thumbnail and had to go to hospital, let us mourn this tragedy-

    • @Kicksno1fan
      @Kicksno1fan 7 років тому +4

      There's another comment on here saying she broke her toe and lost the nail....could these be related?😂

    • @katherinsworld9150
      @katherinsworld9150 7 років тому +4

      Li Marrable I write sins not mourn tragedy's

    • @nakiah45
      @nakiah45 7 років тому +6

      I've lost my toenail and my pinkie nail

    • @CrowSyndicate
      @CrowSyndicate 7 років тому

      Owch!

    • @mollymoorhead9305
      @mollymoorhead9305 7 років тому

      Katherin Joy yo Panic fan😂

  • @blingblong1853
    @blingblong1853 5 років тому +65

    Well Cristine....
    YOU ROASTS ARE SO BAD THE TOASTER RAN AWAY FROM YOU 😂 I'll go now roasting is not my thing hehe

  • @tasha2853
    @tasha2853 6 років тому +86

    It looks like you play sports............. with your hands!!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • @urmum2269
    @urmum2269 7 років тому +123

    THE HOLO IS TO MUCH TO HANDLE BOW DOWN TO THE HOLO!!!!💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

    • @dimitri2548
      @dimitri2548 7 років тому

      My Chemical Crybabies Too* Stop triggering me with your shitty grammar.

    • @urmum2269
      @urmum2269 7 років тому

      Captain Ø‘ DANK MEMEZ im sorry did I ask you to tell me how to use my grammar? oh whats that? No!? Ok get your nasty ass out of the comment section

    • @amyclayton429
      @amyclayton429 7 років тому +1

      Hey fandom 😏💕

    • @thecrybabyfandom2052
      @thecrybabyfandom2052 7 років тому +1

      My Chemical Crybabies Love that Melanie Martinez Photo

    • @thecrybabyfandom2052
      @thecrybabyfandom2052 7 років тому +1

      sammy dollhouse Love your Melanie photo too

  • @stothey8342
    @stothey8342 7 років тому +44

    BECAUSE YOU FORGOT THE THUMBNAIL AGAHAHAHA

  • @olivia3962
    @olivia3962 4 роки тому +17

    i'm watching this 2020 and at 1:10 i thought she was gonna say " i'm a savage, classy bo- in conclusion i hate myself

    • @veskata
      @veskata 4 роки тому

      Hi, 2020 friend

  • @diiivvv1252
    @diiivvv1252 7 років тому +1025

    lmao she's the female version of pewdiepie

    • @jelaxd8410
      @jelaxd8410 7 років тому +7

      diva soo true

    • @trueblue2475
      @trueblue2475 7 років тому +6

      diva omg and Manchie is oposite of Edgar!!!!!

    • @melymoreno3052
      @melymoreno3052 7 років тому

      pensé lo mismo! xD

    • @smartcheeks867
      @smartcheeks867 7 років тому +6

      diva Omg u read my mind I thought the same exact thing!!!

    • @groovyx7328
      @groovyx7328 7 років тому

      Mely Moreno sii xD

  • @IAmSarah
    @IAmSarah 7 років тому +613

    you sound like pewdiepie when you say Roasted

    • @dangggnat
      @dangggnat 7 років тому +17

      I Am Sarah You sound like someone who copies comments that has lots of likes because you aren't original

    • @ΝεφέληΖαβού-φ3ο
      @ΝεφέληΖαβού-φ3ο 7 років тому +46

      She generally sounds like Pewdiepie

    • @eliatorres2ndchannel42
      @eliatorres2ndchannel42 7 років тому +37

      She's female PewDiePie

    • @anxiety5043
      @anxiety5043 7 років тому +4

      Elia Torres 2nd Channel Lol

    • @Cheiko18
      @Cheiko18 7 років тому +48

      Christine and Felix's way of speaking is way too similar sometimes that I wonder if they were both raised in isolation together by deaf old lady

  • @carriemilinazzo1449
    @carriemilinazzo1449 7 років тому +238

    How long have you been growing your hair? It's super long, I love it!!

    • @GinnyE25Mikah96
      @GinnyE25Mikah96 7 років тому +1

      Carrie Milinazzo She has pretty hair.

    • @simplynailogical
      @simplynailogical  7 років тому +113

      2948773 years, I'm a holovampire

    • @saturn6896
      @saturn6896 7 років тому +20

      Carrie Milinazzo You look pretty good for 2948773 years

    • @angelina-qg6je
      @angelina-qg6je 7 років тому +16

      Simply Nailogical try unicorn inspired makeup products

    • @makenseyelise4193
      @makenseyelise4193 7 років тому +2

      Carrie Milinazzo She hasn't cut their hair for like 12 years or something.

  • @zoeh.4421
    @zoeh.4421 5 років тому +4

    The “you forgot the thumbnail one” was actually hilarious 😂😂 it was probably the only good one

  • @sameehamohammed9930
    @sameehamohammed9930 7 років тому +209

    8:57
    Christine: your nails look like you clean the dishes
    Me: at least she does something useful in life
    Me: you've been roasted!
    😂

    • @aimeec6026
      @aimeec6026 7 років тому +2

      Sameeha Mohammed Nah, you are just sad. Very sad.

    • @sameehamohammed9930
      @sameehamohammed9930 7 років тому +1

      Aimee Clowes Roblox, Vlogs! & More! I'm not sad, just speaking my mind also learn how to take a joke.

    • @sameehamohammed9930
      @sameehamohammed9930 7 років тому

      BurntPancake Cat Nice roast I like you

  • @melisabecerra2947
    @melisabecerra2947 7 років тому +422

    You should paint your toes in stead

    • @Chelsipie84
      @Chelsipie84 7 років тому +2

      melisa becerra she tried that with spray polish lol

    • @missdiabla2655
      @missdiabla2655 7 років тому +10

      melisa becerra theirs men watching this with nail fetishes

    • @nineteenpilots498
      @nineteenpilots498 7 років тому +3

      melisa becerra she can't reach her feet

    • @Whimpermyman
      @Whimpermyman 7 років тому +9

      She's actually doing it😱😱😱😱 snap fam!!!!!

    • @breetrujillo9908
      @breetrujillo9908 7 років тому +3

      wak wek follow me on snap?

  • @princessdominique1633
    @princessdominique1633 7 років тому +233

    Who Else Laughed At How Well She Thought She Did On Each Joke?

    • @daddymimi7688
      @daddymimi7688 7 років тому +7

      Princess Dominique it was a joke 😂

    • @princessdominique1633
      @princessdominique1633 7 років тому

      Princess Mimi Wat?

    • @daddymimi7688
      @daddymimi7688 7 років тому +6

      Princess Dominique she knew she wasn't roasting ppl it was just a joke

    • @princessdominique1633
      @princessdominique1633 7 років тому

      Ohk But Why Are U Telling Me This? I Know Wat She Was Doing It Was Funny How She Thought Her Jokes Were Hilarious N That's Why I Love Her.

    • @junhuisnose9797
      @junhuisnose9797 7 років тому +11

      Princess Dominique ; Idk But I Laughed At How You Capitalized The First Letter Of Every Word

  • @eshaghosh9571
    @eshaghosh9571 4 роки тому +5

    UA-cam: Let's recommend this exactly three years later!