Rory: I found a grey in my beard this weekend MAL: I found about three grey hairs on my balls last weekend! The crew: MAL?! MAL: oh my bad too progressive?! 😂
@@PC-gk2co I just had a really hard time finding his age out, if he'd been older he might have had a regular job at some point but he was born in 1981, so he was 16 when Reasonable Doubt was certified gold.
"The first time I found out that Bow Wow was my eskimo brothers I might have been offended, but by the 9th time I was like I see what he doin" ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
@@robertlane8927that one too! Depends on the day! ...only bad part is when they get a joke off and they all laughing and you gotta rewind it just so you can SEE them laugh..... and you now smiling alone watching. Smh! Lol
@@soulaimanraiss5543 On second thoughts he probably copped a few Chinese kids with that money and locked them in his closet. That's where the new fly shit comes from.
“I stumbled on it..” “Did you fall?” “I fell, I fell” “Huh? Fell? Is that an inside joke?” “He said he stumbled on it..” “Oooooh... *points* drum roll” 🥁 🎶 LMFAO
Today's highlights coming from the JBP: Rory - helps the team with a comeback victory. Going 12 for 18 from the field. 7 of 11 from deep. Joe - gets benched for a horrible turnover plagued first half but comes back and added a spark in crunch time. Mal - started off great going 3 for 3 but was sent to the locker room for an ill advised full court (drake dick eating) 3 on the fast break. Parkz - showed glimpses of being a solid roll player but in key moments couldn't handle the pressure Screen man - is still on the bench nursing an injury... (we haven't seen a clip on the video in months) Sayvon - is still doing a fine job at assistant coach bringing up d league players to be up and coming prosepcts. *Sidenote* after the game we caught up with Joe on Math Hoffa's My Expert Opinion Podcast dropping gems Thank you for tuning into JBP stats.
You gotta give it to Joe ✅ Because he really be doing a lot of his funny shit on the fly. A lot of people think of shit funny before doing it but he be literally coming off the dome. I think some of that is from all the drugs he did in the past that creates a delay in his thoughts but I think what comes out his mouth he just thought
Anyone who thinks the joker movie is trash had a different exception going in because everyone is use to him fighting Batman. Try having heath by himself without Batman people would look at it differently
Rory: his dad did spend some time on an island in his defense Mal: it wasn't Jamaica Rory and joe: how u know Mal: u did not see one beef pattie lmfao Beef patties are the best if u never had one try one u won't regret it
Crooked just gave Joe a warning on his new weekly track "Everything between Joe and Em is between Joe and Him but keep playing slick with my name Joey I’m going ill, I only joke with friends"
Agreed but...like they said. If he’s gonna make music and do all this trendy stuff ( like take a sample from the 80s/90s and flip it and use melodies from other songs) ...it’s gonna be too noticeable. His music is great I prefer his older stuff but the last usher song that really made me pay attention was climax.
Sometimes there will be episodes where Im like "Why is Mal even here?" And then there are episodes like this one where he turns it up and makes this one of the best episodes.
Crazy how they were just talking down on the people in the game for making music that sounds the same, but then big up a Drake and Future song that sounds like all the other music🤔🤔🤔
"I threw some shit on went out, thought I was killin em, nobody died" Joe I feel you my brother lmaoooo
George Parker that shit was funny asf
You gotta attempt man slaughter on IG B4 you try to murder the streets.
@@bryanbump8859 lowkey funny too cause he just said it and moved on I fucking flatlined when i heard that shit
😆😆😆
Lol cracked me uuuuupppp. I knew he was gonna say some funny shit when he said "thought" 😆😆
When they have nothing to discuss be some of the best pods
Amen
100% agree!
Exactly
Everytime!
large facts
Rory: His dad did spend time on an island in his defense
Mal: ...it wasn't Jamaica
☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
😂🤣😂😂
Epstein? 😏🤔
Castaway 😂😂😂😂😂
I think he borrowed that from a meme but Idk. I was laughing tho
That was funny!!!
Somehow, someway Chet Hanks speaking in patois is Drake’s fault ...
Deadass was just thinking this 😂
Chet OD'd the accent tho.. Like why lmao 😂
Yuh dun noe
Facts!!!!
Big mahn tings
"I dont wanna play no sport with no rules"
- Mal
Oh he podding today
BARS!
Podding fit 💯
"Field is Fucked up out here"
Lol
-Joe
he aint never played fortnite lol
I felt that
That college dropout sweater is dope!
Throwback when Kanye was 🔥😔
Lu Otero I need one
"If Rosa is getting naked on OnlyFan...I might be the OnlyFan" - Mal from the logo ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
From the opposite baseline!!!!
He was hitting from all different spots on the court lol
“Missionary Mal” 😂 Rory for three!
Double entendre!
Whenever MAL point at the camera in the intro i know HE FINNA POD THAT EPISODE😂
He going for 40
Rory: I found a grey in my beard this weekend
MAL: I found about three grey hairs on my balls last weekend!
The crew: MAL?!
MAL: oh my bad too progressive?!
😂
'I'm not wearing this, this wearing me' - Mal 2020
With the sicko finger point 🤣
@B1Slee I didn't peep this week but Joe has been clowning Mal for his pointing at the camera greeting
Podding fit 💯
😂😂😂
thats that Dead Fresh Crew
One of their best podcast to date! I love when they have personal convos and don’t focus on celebs as much.
Exactly. Personal convos is the dope part of the episode
Joe looking like a valet for an exclusive golf course!
Golf Vallet 😂😂😂
Adina April mine yo mouth, he’s the manager! 😂
Tricia Tomlinson 🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣
Joe: Oh-so now we got his normal voice probably.
Shabba Hanks with smoothie: YO BIG UP DA YUT DEM!
This part killed me
Funniest part
Am I the only one that is TOTALLY addicted to this podcast?
Me too since when they were still in the studio. I think they would be surprised to know how many women watch them faithfully.
Diane Ross no they wouldn’t. plenty of women go to the live shows. it’s just that women are the minority of their viewership.
It's not women's intuition you just checked your man's phone & peeped his watch history.
That’s nasty!!!
Been listening for 2 years now. I dont know where 2019 went. Shit's crazy.
Mal saying everyone flies on private jets shows the bubble he's in lol
could not agree more, probably thinks that all guys now wear nail paint too?
Mal has never met a regular person, His big bro co-founded Roc-A-Fella when he was 14.
HStalhane I'm aware
@@PC-gk2co I just had a really hard time finding his age out, if he'd been older he might have had a regular job at some point but he was born in 1981, so he was 16 when Reasonable Doubt was certified gold.
Yea like what. I don’t know anyone that does that.
Joe: can my mans come and peep how the magic is done
Rory: Ewww
My boys coming out the tunnel shooting ☠💀☠💀☠
George Parker boahh no practice layups or nothing 😂😂😂
George Parker lmaoooo not out the tunnel tho
3:53
Joe: "wasn't she pregnant in there?"
Parks: "Even better!"
Yo, S. T. D. ... Grab parks a nasty award plz! 🤣😂
ZayP The IAm they was wildin this episode
...and the nasty award goes to...
Mal want a relationship lol this must be another dimension.
If Mal gets into a relationship, the podcast will have a field day with questions
Nah...he just got tired of getting killed for last week.
@@TrueBreezeNYC killed for painting his nails?
@@Rf201njfam if you know, you know.
@@TrueBreezeNYC 💯
"The first time I found out that Bow Wow was my eskimo brothers I might have been offended, but by the 9th time I was like I see what he doin" ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
Whats an Eskimo bro late to the party
@@deliriouslyupset2305 when yall both... nameen?
Deliriously Upset when you and ya homie ( or somebody you know ) both smashed the same chick
Tbh? Idk if lil bow wow ( I included the lil on purpose) actually did get it on w/ Esther Baxter or if he was just flexing/talking.
This is the episode where Mal displays that he can be a “trick” while talking to Rosa on the phone 😂
atravis1 That’s exactly what I was thinking...like oh all of a sudden you down to trick lol
Everyone on LSA was talking about it and I’m like how y’all know already lol
OH YOU PODDING NOW
facade.
Ummm I don’t think Mal was EVER MAD at Trickingg 😂 He was upset at the fact ppl Lie at the fact they do it and instead hide behind “Chivalrous” 🎬
"I went straight home cause I was hurt" 😂😂💀
DeMarco Joe is such a nut lol
Why Mal’s hair glitching out his beanie
Issa ski mask
Glitching 😂😂
Its called a ski mask
ski mask beanie.
Clipping issues lol
🗣 SHABBA HANKS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rory said "well his dad did spend time on an island" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We didn't see 1 beef patty tho
Mal almost got fired after his silence last week. Glad to have you back
Joe ain't choosing us over him 🤣
That’s funny!
@@JohnHoods Oh man i hope it was filmed
LP why I miss it what happened
I find better ways Mal was super silent last pod he didn’t even talk for like the first 10 minutes of the pod
“We got an amazing show lined up” “no we don’t!” 😂😂
I AM IN THE DELIVERY ROOM AS WE SPEAK!!! MY BABY IS COMING SOON😫
Congrats bro, hope he/she is healthy. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿🤴🏽🤴🏽🤴🏽
Thank You 🙏🏽
Ayyyy congrats welcome to the real hood fatherhood
Blessings
You got you a little Capricorn baby 😃😃
“Limbo is the white peoples electric slide” 😂😂😂😂
Being shocked your mans never had an abortion is wild.
Toxic boyz back at it again 🤣
Toxic byke
Lmao wouldn't that be something you'd know about your close friend
I can’t tell if Mals wearing a beanie or if that beanie is wearing his hair
It's a rolled up ski mask actually
taylor hill 🤣😂😂
It’s a beanie w/ a shag
Hollering
Ski mask for the culture..real d boy shit
*dead* at Mal "I'm not wearing this, this is wearing me" and then looking at the camera ☠💀☠💀☠
“Missionary Mal” is the perfect visual🤣😂 Rory is hilarious🤣😂
Yeah he hit nothing but net on that one ☝️
You know you a fan when you plan your coffee and shower right on time to get dressed and listen to the pod! Happy Friday ya'll 😘
I save it until I get to work.
@@robertlane8927that one too! Depends on the day! ...only bad part is when they get a joke off and they all laughing and you gotta rewind it just so you can SEE them laugh..... and you now smiling alone watching. Smh! Lol
Facts
I clean the house to this nd 85 south show on fridays! My deep cleaning days!
Joe fouled out this episode. My guy went 0-10 with 6 fouls 😂
Where is @djmeechymeech when u need him 😏
JamaalSTL he should have gotten a Tech😂🤣!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mal: if you saw his gram, you’d think he was w the people at the table.
Rory: Thats a genre
Loooooooool Rory gotta triple double this ep handsdown
BR0HAM100 Rory was hitting shots from the logo .... that boy was podding
41 11 13
Facts he came to hoop 🤣
Stfu
@@TheRealestSound why? wtf
*talking about Chet Hanks*
“Oh so now we got his normal voice probably”
then @17:26 😭😭😭
Fave part
Chet Hanks is literally the Jamacian Malibu's Most Wanted
“Yo them love and Hip Hop teeth are distracting”😂😂😂
Joe got the middle school jean day fit on 😂😂😂
Lookin like he’s gonna go golfing. Fore!!!
Lmao
"You're like a saint when you're not around huh?" - Joe
“I found a grey in my balls...... too progressive??” Mal is the greatest ever😂
when y’all accuse each other of saying something y’all have to put the flash back video in the editing
They did it once before. I think it was the first time Berg was there.
No
We all kno savaughn dont do his job bruh...
@@anthonydorsey7176 The Duh is gonna bring someone there who will eventually replace him lol
Jason Bowens no they not lol
"People dont just say yummy."
😂😂😂
"Missionary Mal" - Rory lmao
Better than Manicure Mal
@@elijahblack7167 haha agreed
Mal don’t say yummy he be like yo them shits Ight haha
Joe; "I am not saying the N word anymore in 2020".
Also Joe in 2020; 38:30
Da Theederson 😭😭😭😭
Nah those the lyrics though
He was pretty good this episode considering how much he says nigga
Happy Friday JBP family
Have a safe, grear and warm weekend
Joe wearing his Christmas gift lmao. I see you king
I was thinking the same thing😆....
I’d love to see Mal’s closet because dude wears something different and different shoes every episode lol
Yeah word. Shits a warehouse not a closet.
Mal got that ROC money
Plus some checks from the OVO fam
@@soulaimanraiss5543 On second thoughts he probably copped a few Chinese kids with that money and locked them in his closet. That's where the new fly shit comes from.
He got the plug
"How you charging more than Hulu?"
-Rory
“I stumbled on it..”
“Did you fall?”
“I fell, I fell”
“Huh? Fell? Is that an inside joke?”
“He said he stumbled on it..”
“Oooooh... *points* drum roll”
🥁 🎶 LMFAO
THE KIIIIIINGGS!!!
This Podcast episode was a CLASSIC..smooth, funny, professional, insightful🎙🎙🎙Seems to be getting better and better....THE TRAIL BLAZERS ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Playing this on the way to work gang where we at?
At work lol
“It’s gon be me, you, and the wet platinum baby!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He's trying to make himself a noun" lmao Mal vs the English language (0-1)
“I’m suffering from depression” Mal “is there a young thug album” 😂 Someone make sure Joe is ok because Mal doesn’t gaf
Today's highlights coming from the JBP:
Rory - helps the team with a comeback victory. Going 12 for 18 from the field. 7 of 11 from deep.
Joe - gets benched for a horrible turnover plagued first half but comes back and added a spark in crunch time.
Mal - started off great going 3 for 3 but was sent to the locker room for an ill advised full court (drake dick eating) 3 on the fast break.
Parkz - showed glimpses of being a solid roll player but in key moments couldn't handle the pressure
Screen man - is still on the bench nursing an injury... (we haven't seen a clip on the video in months)
Sayvon - is still doing a fine job at assistant coach bringing up d league players to be up and coming prosepcts.
*Sidenote* after the game we caught up with Joe on Math Hoffa's My Expert Opinion Podcast dropping gems
Thank you for tuning into JBP stats.
We gotta keep this going. Top comment every episode.
@@ilexx876 I got you fam
the math road game needs more of a breakdown I need to know why rory , Mal ,and parks miss the game I didn't see them on the injury report
@@NykNothinElse it was a Joe budden practice session... He had an off game and had to run laps
IYBC This is epic! 😂😂😂😂I love it!
Bow Wow and Cyn Santana are eskimo brothers!!! LOL
38:25 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When Joe starts singing like Justin Bieber ✅
Underrated part of episode 😅
Bro, I was just about to comment about this😂 Joe's flow was nuts
Funny as fuck 😂🤣😃💀☠️
You gotta give it to Joe ✅
Because he really be doing a lot of his funny shit on the fly. A lot of people think of shit funny before doing it but he be literally coming off the dome.
I think some of that is from all the drugs he did in the past that creates a delay in his thoughts but I think what comes out his mouth he just thought
Yeah his mind is off. He’s said it himself. But you’re right. His drug use in the past plays a part in it. Still...can’t say it’s not entertaining.
Lmao Mal is a weirdo “Rosa I’m ready for the platinum package how you spell only fans??” 😂😂😂
Jeannette Morales lmao
Mal came back strong on this ep (No Homo).
John Murphy he had to I almost sent his ass to the G league
LMFAO dropped 36 and 6 this POD
Vic Jackson I hope he never do that again 🤢
His nails still on fleek tho
thirdEYEsix word he’s still in tune with his St Jhn frequency.
Missionary Mal. 😭😭😭 Rory firing from the Hip with a 357.
Castaway bringing us to Shaba Hanks is hilarious 😂
Mals new name "missionary Mal"
Like to sign petition 😂💯
When I close my eyes, Joe Budden sounds like Frylock from Aqua Teens Hunger Force
Nikki St. Clair lmfaoo damn he does
👀💥💀😂😂😂😂😭😭
Rory: There's a famous person Tinder
Mal: Instagram?
lol
Rory with the sneak joke:
“You got your heels closet”
“I’m not wearing this, this is wearing me.” 😭😭😭
Joe didn’t say Joker was trash. He said “it was cool”. Cool doesn’t mean trash 🤦🏾♂️
Yeah it does
harrythebarry I haven’t seen it tbf. So I’ll take your word for it lol
harrythebarry Thought I was the only one. This shit was trash was the first thought I had as the credits rolled.
Anyone who thinks the joker movie is trash had a different exception going in because everyone is use to him fighting Batman. Try having heath by himself without Batman people would look at it differently
People who say it's trash have no back up as to why, and you and no different
Y’all have no idea how much these podcasts get me through my week bruh
Rory: his dad did spend some time on an island in his defense
Mal: it wasn't Jamaica
Rory and joe: how u know
Mal: u did not see one beef pattie lmfao
Beef patties are the best if u never had one try one u won't regret it
hoodie mike7 I mad I read this the same time they said it lmaooooo
mally mal back in his pocket this ep.
Last episode he was in his purse
@@86TrapHouse 😂facts with his painted nails, how you doing
That Rosa Acosta call was sick 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The natural flow that you four have was legendary 🔥😞
“Even better.”
- Parks 😂
I'm going through a crazy divorce and you guys make my days better. I hate when yall mention sleepers because that mean the pod about to end.
Mal changed his whole delivery ... He been in the comments 😂
FAM he back 2020 energy
“Y’all getting the Toronto dude “
“Drake”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😃💀☠️
Put my breakfast down on the table just in time!
Crooked just gave Joe a warning on his new weekly track "Everything between Joe and Em is between Joe and Him but keep playing slick with my name Joey I’m going ill, I only joke with friends"
"When you eat shorty and it taste good you don't say that it's yummy?" bruh 😂😂😂😂
The unison look at Parks at 3:56 is LEGENDARY!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
The usher thing gave me “there goes my baby” vibes
Yeah I can hear that
After watching the summer walker video. I wouldn’t mind some usher in 2020. Bring the choreography back in videos! 🙏
Agreed but...like they said. If he’s gonna make music and do all this trendy stuff ( like take a sample from the 80s/90s and flip it and use melodies from other songs) ...it’s gonna be too noticeable. His music is great I prefer his older stuff but the last usher song that really made me pay attention was climax.
"If i see cats racing each other in timbalands at halftime" lmao
Joe budden looking like hes about to go golfing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joey Woods
Slim Leroy he just throw rocks at the hole rather than using a tee
Fore!!!
"I'm not wearing this shirt it's wearing me" lol
Can my mans come peep how the magic is done
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Savon nasty for that b lmaoooooo
He didn’t change his name he just said “ my name is Chet ya naaaa” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the Mal redemption episode. Mans didnt say a word last episode.
Sometimes there will be episodes where Im like "Why is Mal even here?" And then there are episodes like this one where he turns it up and makes this one of the best episodes.
He’s definitely the X-Factor lol
He been there since day 1 why would anyone ask why he is there ? All three make this podcast great.
@@mr.mannsstreetstv6886 no he hasn't he joined like episode 77
My bad I'm late... just on the other side listening to the new Drake / Future joint... 💎💎💎
Lmfao. Y’all are a trip. 🤣🤣🤣 makin me crack up at work.
My mans said “ pull up to her work.” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Shout out to the jbp it’s my birthday
Pezo456 hbd my guy 💯💯💯
Hbd fam
HBD
Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday!!!
"You don't give her a lil moan" is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Limbo is the white people's Electric Slide 😩😂😂😂
Rory made a buzzer beater with "His dad did spend some time on an island in his defense " referring to shabba hanks
Crazy how they were just talking down on the people in the game for making music that sounds the same, but then big up a Drake and Future song that sounds like all the other music🤔🤔🤔
Chris Dskus10 Joe is the biggest bias with no filter with a Bipolar Affect
But I think it’s because it been a long time since they did music duo together
Chris Dskus10 it’s because drake and future started that sound so it’s ok if they keep doing it
FACTS. Crazy how Joe be defending mainstream mediocrity now
Joe @ 1:06:06 Whoooeeehhh!!! “Fam Do You Know what I was doing this Summer”.... “I might have been the illest nigga alive”...LOL
"The Love and Hip Hop teeth are very distracting" 😬😬😬😂😂😂
The melody is from Michael Jackson’s Lady in my Life
Big ups fer da chune
-Chet "ya kna" "booyaka" hanks
The melody is Jackson 5 “ Show you the way to go. “
Let me show you the way is what it is. By the Jackson’s