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  • Chris Gore reviews “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny,” coming to theaters June 30.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 560

  • @RollTide1987
    @RollTide1987 Рік тому +159

    Kathleen Kennedy has inserted her doppelganger into just about every film Lucasfilm has released since she took the reigns.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Рік тому +15

      Yep, even in Willow too! That narcissistic and selfish woman just can’t help herself.

    • @phonepunk7888
      @phonepunk7888 Рік тому +6

      It’s interesting that she has chosen specifically British heroes to take over what were American franchises. Luke skywalker was an all-American farmboy, replaced by a pretty British actress. I think this is intentional, and it speaks to them pushing globalism in their famed message.

    • @robertfarrow5853
      @robertfarrow5853 Рік тому +7

      No other explanation for the lack of looks and personality

    • @hothotheat3000
      @hothotheat3000 Рік тому

      Fan fiction author insert characters.

    • @BlacKnightRising
      @BlacKnightRising Рік тому

      put a woke-feminazi woman in charge and you get a catastrophe,
      bud light anyone??
      GM anyone?
      Disney anyone?
      to say this is a catastrophe is the understatement of the millennium...

  • @alexlazzerly3677
    @alexlazzerly3677 Рік тому +548

    I genuinely think having a white brunette woman as one of the leads is a legit requirement for all of Kathleen Kennedy’s movies.

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 Рік тому +84

      And British, for some reason.

    • @joquin4618
      @joquin4618 Рік тому +15

      @@silverscorpio24I was about to comment on that 😅

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Рік тому +24

      If brain transplants were practical, Daisy Ridley and PWB would be afraid of KK replacing one of their brains with hers.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 Рік тому +22

      @@silverscorpio24 I think KK as an Irish woman, had inferiority complex, and really wanted to be British.

    • @maccatt7274
      @maccatt7274 Рік тому +26

      How has Keira Knightly escaped KK's fap list?

  • @quatore-5886
    @quatore-5886 Рік тому +96

    Assaulting an 80 year old man is vile - not giving this movie a penny

    • @coldee785
      @coldee785 Рік тому

      Oh geeze, clutch those pearls a little harder

  • @phantomharlock999
    @phantomharlock999 Рік тому +138

    There is no doubt in my mind that she was meant to replace him but they changed the ending with reshoots.

    • @attackerangel2951
      @attackerangel2951 Рік тому +2

      @jamescartwright181 I think there were talks of replacing him after the first film came out.

    • @poocrayon4588
      @poocrayon4588 Рік тому +4

      Makes perfect sense when you read the plot spoilers and also that they had a show planned.

    • @ralph8677
      @ralph8677 Рік тому +1

      ​@@attackerangel2951There were, and they went away after Letitia Wright pissed off the woke mob. Chadwick's death let Marvel do something they were gonna get heat for from both sides & get out somewhat unscathed.

    • @catherinehubbard1167
      @catherinehubbard1167 Рік тому +7

      Agreed. I even bet in one of those replaced clips she took Indy’s hat.

    • @almiromeragic9341
      @almiromeragic9341 Рік тому +10

      Yes, Ray Skywalker or Phoebe Waller-Jones in this case.
      Why can't these "strong female characters" create a hero of their own instead of infecting and destroying other known franchises, just like a virus.

  • @batmanuel9669
    @batmanuel9669 Рік тому +243

    Dial of Destiny makes Crystal Skull look good in comparison? That's quite an achievement.

    • @gantz0949
      @gantz0949 Рік тому +3

      Wow😮

    • @BlookbugIV
      @BlookbugIV Рік тому +5

      Very much so. Crystal Skull is trash.

    • @RoverIAC
      @RoverIAC Рік тому +10

      it's the modern form, I call it 'retro active film making', it's where you make a film that makes your previous film look good. It happens a lot these days.

    • @Comptonny
      @Comptonny Рік тому +2

      This can't be true.

    • @ryankaminski56
      @ryankaminski56 Рік тому +11

      At least Indy was happy at the end of Crystal Skull. That doesn't seem to be the case here

  • @exgrinder
    @exgrinder Рік тому +83

    Best example of Fords physical acting is the plane fight is Raiders, he takes a punch and has a .5 sec leg wobble where you feel he took a hard hit but doesn’t go all Melissa McCarthy body flailing mode. Great subtle touch.

    • @smelltheglove2038
      @smelltheglove2038 Рік тому +9

      Or when he’s on a ledge. Any ledge. He has very distinct mannerisms as Indy, especially.

  • @GodEmperorOfDune747
    @GodEmperorOfDune747 Рік тому +146

    Rule of thumb when writing period characters: Never advance them out of the period they initially started in. Tarzan, Sherlock Holmes, etc. Indy movies could have worked very well always being set in the 1930s.The world was just as big then as it is now.

    • @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers
      @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers Рік тому +5

      Even bigger, in some ways. Good advice

    • @DavidSmith-xs3or
      @DavidSmith-xs3or Рік тому +10

      The sad thing about the need in movies( mostly movies, not so much tv) to push an empowered independent female character, is that, that character has to assert herself as the hero, when the movie is not her own, and she's not the star. The female lead has to make the male star and hero look incompetent, clumsy and unsure of himself, all the while, serving as a tag-along to the female costar, who eventually takes over the hero role...and doing a cringy and ugly job. Phebes and Kathleen's agenda is obvious. Hell, they both spelled it out. It's like a hostile takeover from Indy by way of Helena.

    • @thuglifebear5256
      @thuglifebear5256 Рік тому +3

      I'm thinking Captain America. But in a lot of ways, World War 2 cap and avengers cap are basically two different characters.

    • @jackmars931
      @jackmars931 Рік тому +4

      It depends how you do it. House is just Sherlock Holmes with a medical degree, and it worked. Hell even the first couple of seasons of Sherlock were great, until Moffat did the same stupid shit with Watson's Wife that he did with Clara on Doctor Who: get obsessed with his own female creation and make the show all about her instead of the male character people were there to watch.
      The problem with the Crystal Skull wasn't the setting or the time period - it was the terrible characters, especially super-unlikable Shia LeBeouf, bad CGI, and just general stupidity. Hell, james Bond is a "Period Character" he absolutely belongs to the Cold War era - but Casino Royale showed how you could still do an amazing take on him in the modern world. Then Quantum of Solace showed us how to make the whole scenario boring AF.
      Trying to point at the characters, the setting, the adherence to the source material or lack thereof ... none of those things are the problem. Having an extremist political agenda that is driven by racism, sexism, bigotry and hatred is the problem. When the only message your movies have is "Straight = Bad, White = Bad, Men = Bad" then they're going to suck, regardless of what time period they're set in.

    • @THEremiXFACTOR
      @THEremiXFACTOR Рік тому +1

      Good point. However, talented writers and filmmakers could still make it work to some extent. The problem these days is that Hollywood is full of very poor 'talent'.
      (Side note - James Bond was moved out of his initial period and it worked fairly well. Because smart people were working on it.)

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 Рік тому +73

    This review just makes me angrier and angrier the more I hear it. He was such a great character. Why did they need to make him a lonely, alcoholic curmudgeon? He could have just as easily been made a content, happily married, wise man that imparts bestows the benefit of his experience on young archeologists and adventurers alike and it wouldn't affect the plot at all. Think of Henry Jones, Sr. in Last Crusade and although he was more of a bookworm than adventurer, Indy still looked up to him as a father and mentor.

    • @casualcausalityy
      @casualcausalityy Рік тому +12

      The creative team behind this project clearly don't even like Indiana Jones. Now why did Disney hire them?

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Рік тому +21

      Are you really shocked? Hollywood wants to make every iconic white male character a loser, they did it to Han Solo and Luke Skywalker.

    • @need-to-know-
      @need-to-know- Рік тому +13

      @@BishopWalters12and James Bond and John Connor.

    • @citycrusher9308
      @citycrusher9308 Рік тому +8

      The film was written by man h8ters. Well DUH, what were you expecting?

    • @citycrusher9308
      @citycrusher9308 Рік тому

      @@casualcausalityy Kennedy is a fem. She h8s men. She hires other fems.
      No offence, but the average guy must be in complete denial of reality not to understand what is going on

  • @phonepunk7888
    @phonepunk7888 Рік тому +47

    I am still waiting for people to point out that she is British. Everyone seems to be missing the historic dynamics here of a wealthy British member of landed gentry talking down to an American hero about imperialism. It’s the most hypocritical thing ever.

    • @28pbtkh23
      @28pbtkh23 Рік тому

      As a Brit I completely agree with this statement. This could well have been PWB's creative contribution to the story. If so, then it shows how stupid she really is.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky Рік тому +47

    "She's written as a man, baby" to paraphrase Austin Powers.

    • @ryanunknown4181
      @ryanunknown4181 Рік тому +1

      Great reference lol

    • @dafunkycanuck
      @dafunkycanuck Рік тому

      I read this as man baby first and the I looked closer. Man baby is pretty funny though.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal Рік тому

      *as a narc

  • @SuperStation-17
    @SuperStation-17 Рік тому +43

    No problem at all. We’ll sit back, not go see the new “Indiana Jones” movie and enjoy the fact that, when enough fans reject this garbage, the result will be Disney losing another 150-200 million dollars. We’ll smother it very quickly and it won’t cost any of us a dime. Then, we’ll repeat this process and over again for every other movie they make to punish them for their insolence. Let’s just see how much money they can stomach losing. Bring it on Karen…

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 Рік тому +2

      "...punish them for their insolence."
      Yes! It's like you read my mind.

    • @ghjcmo
      @ghjcmo Рік тому +2

      I don't know, they're so invested in the agenda, I'm not sure they won't squander it all.

    • @SuperStation-17
      @SuperStation-17 Рік тому +3

      @@ghjcmo Oh they will. And it will cost them a lot of money and it won’t cost us anything because we won’t see any of it.

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Рік тому +1

      We don't have to protest, or burn anything down, or block a road, and it's a hundred times more effective.

  • @toyvania
    @toyvania Рік тому +10

    AI and Deep Fake cannot replace good acting, editing and top-notch directors. Hollywood is beyond creative bankruptcy.

  • @Jim17735
    @Jim17735 Рік тому +63

    Huge Indy fan, it's going to be tough but I can't bring myself to buy a ticket and fund this agenda any more

    • @MarklovesAngels
      @MarklovesAngels Рік тому +12

      I just assume it's a fake and not canon. I haven't missed a thing.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal Рік тому +9

      @@MarklovesAngels It IS fake and not canon. If something contradicts previously established lore and plot points, it can´t be canon.

    • @CaptToilet
      @CaptToilet Рік тому

      Are you choosing not to watch this because some random "critics" say it has an agenda, or are you doing this on your own accord?

    • @Jim17735
      @Jim17735 Рік тому +9

      @@CaptToilet I am choosing not to watch this as it comes from the same studio and person Kathleen Kennedy whose undercurrent feminist agenda was rammed down our throats in those awful Star Wars sequels , I only have to watch the trailer to see that this is going to be the exact same thing

    • @citycrusher9308
      @citycrusher9308 Рік тому +2

      @@Jim17735 OMG! You admitted it is a fem agenda. You didn't hide behind the cowardly ''woke'' term. Do you know how rare this is? I salute you sir 🎉

  • @thechicagobox
    @thechicagobox Рік тому +98

    Crystal Skull was made by Lucas and Spielberg and it was still a terrible film, with Ford already being too old for the role then.
    This…this is just unbelievable and further proof that we’re in the wrong timeline.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 Рік тому +14

      Harrison wasn't the problem though.
      The problema were 1. Shia LaBeouf was unlikeable actor. 2. Commies were lame villains. 3. UFO and Alien instead of religious and supernatural.

    • @losarchivoslacayo3093
      @losarchivoslacayo3093 Рік тому +4

      I love Crystal Skull. It was not a terrible film. Many love it. It had great reviews when it debuted and still has a fresh rating back before Rotten Tomatoes became corrupt

    • @TheLastKentuckyIrregular9524
      @TheLastKentuckyIrregular9524 Рік тому +8

      Crystal Skull fell apart because it was too over the top. It also relied way too heavily on CGI. It didn't look or feel like an Indiana Jones movie. The aliens also felt too fantastical and came across wrong.

    • @jacksquatt6082
      @jacksquatt6082 Рік тому

      @@davidjacobs8558 I think the commies with their "Division of Psychic Warfare" could have been a really neat twist on things, if the writers would have leaned into the more metaphysical and brainwashing parts of it. But, yeah, your other two points are spot on.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Рік тому +4

      ​@@TheLastKentuckyIrregular9524I agree. That tree swinging scene with the CGI monkeys felt so jarring.

  • @TheCrusaderKing
    @TheCrusaderKing Рік тому +15

    There are only three movies

  • @penelopesparrow
    @penelopesparrow Рік тому +21

    They may have tried to write her as a female indy but from what ive heard, they failed. Because we LIKE Indy. He is easy to like, he's charming and humble and shows a strong bond to the other characters like Sallah, Brody, Oxley... you get a feeling they've known each other for years even if we only see minutes. That's good writing and something we're losing; an emotionally open masculine man. If you took Raiders Indy and cast a female, you wouldn't have to change 99% of anything and you'd get a genuinly strong female character because its a strong character regardless of gender. They can't see that because they don't know how to write kindness. The female characters now either belittle or sexualise the male characters and that's something Indy never did. I never fancied Jones, but I'd rather be a girl in his world than a girl in anything KK/PWB spew out.

    • @poocrayon4588
      @poocrayon4588 Рік тому

      That's not entirely true - Indy's interplay with the female leads in the first 3 movies is clearly part of their appeal to men/boys - it wouldn't work with a woman in that role. Make no mistake, the sexy/beatiful Indiana Jones women of the first 3 were a selling point of the movies just as Bond girls were for James Bond, not that that's bad.
      Also assuming they could do a good Indy spinoff with a female (which I doubt Disney today could) you would actually need a charismatic star to play in it - which makes casting Waller-Bridge such an odd choice. They used to say about male stars - do men want to be them and women want to be with them? If so you've got a winner. But Indy's core audience is largely male, how many will be willing to watch a Helena show? Do they want to be her? No and no. So then if women are the new core audience which as far as we know there isnt a large market for - do women want to be the Helena character? Do men want to be with her? I cant answer the first question but to the second it's a hard no.

    • @penelopesparrow
      @penelopesparrow Рік тому +2

      @@poocrayon4588 Oh I absolutely do NOT want Disney to do a female-Indy! They're not capable of doing it well, I don't know who is now. I didn't mean to suggest that Raiders would've been the same movie, but I meant that the character could (theoretically!) be played by a woman because it's only his appearance that's overtly masculine, the personality/dialogue isn't. I don't know if I'm explaining that in a way that makes sense...
      Anyway I do agree there's no real female market for an Indy-style movie with a female lead even if the actress was loved among women now. PWB thinks she can reboot Tomb Raider so I guess she's not familiar with just how much of the success there was down to Angelina's sex appeal! Better off ruining Nancy Drew...

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 Рік тому +2

      ​@@poocrayon4588I think you've missed the point: woke Hollywood does not know how to write kindness. Or repercussions.
      Today's "strong female character" are over the top tomboys, without any of the feminity.

    • @canuck21
      @canuck21 Рік тому +1

      @@timmholl9238 This. I'd say Marion was a tomboy but back then Hollywood knew how to write good strong female characters without stripping them of their femininity or the need to belittle their male counterpart.

  • @TheVagolfer
    @TheVagolfer Рік тому +5

    What's astonishing to me is people in charge (KK) get paid millions to create artistic projects, and all they can produce is redundant garbage.

  • @Runner2000
    @Runner2000 Рік тому +10

    You’re right about his physical acting.
    I remember River Phoenix saying how long he practiced to get his idiosyncrasies down.

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 Рік тому +1

      River Phoenix would have had such a great career. He would have been another Leonardo DiCaprio.
      But then he snorted coke with Johnny Depp and Red Hot Chili Peppers..

    • @Menleah
      @Menleah Рік тому

      River had a chance to pick up Ford's mannerisms playing his son The Mosquito Coast, which is a great flick, if you haven't seen it.

  • @ferrarriohh
    @ferrarriohh Рік тому +9

    Honestly it’s crazy to even make an Indy movie at Ford’s age. He should basically be a cameo in a Lara Croft movie, like an American professor at her university. A fun 5 min scene for laughs.

    • @poocrayon4588
      @poocrayon4588 Рік тому +1

      Even if this movie didnt suck in every other way and hollywood didnt want to destory the male heroes - it would still fail for the simple reason that its insane to think an 80 year old can carry an action movie as its star.

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 Рік тому +2

      He'll appear in another one in 2028 -- Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Destiny.

  • @bangoskank7018
    @bangoskank7018 Рік тому +14

    Indiana Jones is my favorite movie character, I will be skipping this.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie Рік тому +7

      I learned to do this a while back, after seeing The Force Awakens. It's better to just ignore the new stuff, so they can't corrupt your memories.

    • @ryangettig274
      @ryangettig274 Рік тому +2

      Word:)

    • @gantz0949
      @gantz0949 Рік тому +4

      I feel for you. It's like Terminator for me. Dark Fate pissed me off so bad. Diiigusting

  • @eldestgruff
    @eldestgruff Рік тому +16

    It's quite an achievement to prove everyone that thought it couldn't get worse than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wrong. We never would have thought these movies would every get a sense of disdain for their own heroes. Bad movies can happen. No one expected the bad movies to also start insulting the fans. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a bad movie. Dial of Destiny sounds like a bad movie that also gives fans the finger. Really wish Hollywood would make being an actual fan of an IP a requirement for working on it.

  • @guidoconvertino3571
    @guidoconvertino3571 Рік тому +8

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of toxic matriarchy

  • @theeffete3396
    @theeffete3396 Рік тому +16

    "It just made me sad."
    That's the precise reaction I've had watching these hacks ruin franchise after franchise.

    • @nozoto
      @nozoto Рік тому

      That's why I won't watch this vile cashgrab. Once the box office run is over, I can better pretend it doesn't exist. No need to twist the knife on the wound, I don't need to approach my face to a turd to know how it's likely to smell

  • @raymondsmith6870
    @raymondsmith6870 Рік тому +4

    Maybe we could call this film - A Phoebe Waller Bridge Too Far.

  • @shanerjedi1138
    @shanerjedi1138 Рік тому +13

    Based on Ford's recent comments, it was old Ford as the body of younger Indy, not a stunt double's. It was the method they used in The Irishman with old DeNiro playing the body while the face was de-aged. That's what I took from Ford's recent comments about him trying to replicate his younger movements.

  • @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas
    @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas Рік тому +5

    Phoebe Waller-Bridge is the personification of Brie Larson's left foot.

  • @InfectiousGroovePodcast
    @InfectiousGroovePodcast Рік тому +7

    Most of what I've seen says this movie is terrible. I saw a few reviews today saying it's not so bad. I'll probably skip it and maybe watch it on streaming eventually.

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky Рік тому +2

      One of the "good" reviews is suggesting that bad reviews are just shilling, and that audiences usually like what critics do not. The funny thing is that they write for a shill site. Epic shilling right there.

  • @nrmora182
    @nrmora182 Рік тому +10

    I know I’m dreaming, but I hope this is the final nail in the coffin for KK at Lucasfilm.

    • @scottw5315
      @scottw5315 Рік тому

      It's rumored that Disney is in talks with George Lucas to sell Lucasfilm back to him. I look for Disney to sell off assets to avoid total collapse. It will likely be sold off in the end.

    • @Solitude47152
      @Solitude47152 Рік тому

      Nope, she is taking over. It’s all WOKE baby.

  • @jonbuono7826
    @jonbuono7826 Рік тому +5

    Disney just can't stop playing the flop machines at the casino.

  • @GetBenched2010
    @GetBenched2010 Рік тому +14

    Don't lets the coffee girl become head of a major studio, EVER!!

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh Рік тому +4

    _The Lost Crusade_ opens with a train fight featuring a much younger Indy played by River Phoenix. It's almost perfect, down to the now-famous cut using the hat tip to transition to older Indy on a ship.
    So the opening is definitely trying to pay homage, but it's a poor facsimile 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Рік тому +6

    A criticism of Gregory Peck was that he acted only with his face (Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, in his journalism days, complained about that). Not so for Harrison Ford!

    • @MarklovesAngels
      @MarklovesAngels Рік тому

      Agreed. It might be why Peck always left me bored watching him.

    • @user-be2dt8eg2x
      @user-be2dt8eg2x Рік тому

      I see what you mean, but if anybody could get away with that it's Gregory Peck and his screen presence. He did well with the action in "Big Country" and "Guns of Navarone".

    • @sallyjune4109
      @sallyjune4109 Рік тому

      John Wayne acted with his whole body. AND his face. Miss ya, Duke!

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy Рік тому

      Ah, maybe that explains why I find GP's manner a bit stiff. Though at least that suited some of his characters, like Atticus Finch.

    • @scottw5315
      @scottw5315 Рік тому

      And yet, Peck is renowned as one of the greats. Did that guy see him in Twelve O'Clock High? He's quite physical in that movie as well as many others.

  • @anvec6145
    @anvec6145 Рік тому +7

    No need to worry about spoilers, Doomcock was right

  • @Otokichi786
    @Otokichi786 Рік тому +7

    "Indiana Jones and the Hapless Harridan": 20-30 minutes of adventure from LucasFilm and Disney.

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Рік тому

      Indiana Jones and the Laming of the Shrew

  • @Rinksiderips
    @Rinksiderips Рік тому +13

    I don't think it's possible for this harpie to be worse than I think she's going to be... Won't be paying for this.

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky Рік тому +4

      Since she is not only pretentious, but written as both a Mary Sue and liar, they managed to finally get a self-insert for Kennedy right. Skipping this is the only way to enjoy it.

    • @BlookbugIV
      @BlookbugIV Рік тому +4

      I’ve loathed her since the first with her Fleabag garbage, but I would have been ambivalent if it wasn’t for the chattering classes gushing over it and her. It revolted me.

  • @michaelh.8945
    @michaelh.8945 Рік тому +4

    Yes, the correct AND one and only title of that movie is indeed "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

    • @nikolaki
      @nikolaki Рік тому

      Just to show how out of touch I am... what are people calling it, if not Raiders of the Lost Ark?!?

  • @michaelk5507
    @michaelk5507 Рік тому +3

    Indiana Jones was conceived as a real male hero... and it worked! Okay, these flilms were basically based on a kind of 1950's comic universe, like Star Wars. Not really great 'art' but stunningly successful movie entertainment. However, the people in charge at Disney have disdain for the entire idea of the 'real male hero'. They dislike heroes, because they're not heroines. Deconstructin feminist dogmas in movies, is hardly worth it, sigh.

  • @ryanunknown4181
    @ryanunknown4181 Рік тому +10

    Everyone will be watching this review because we all know we won’t be going anywhere near this garbage movie

    • @ryangettig274
      @ryangettig274 Рік тому +2

      Word:)

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Рік тому +2

      I'll be watching it with blackbeard because I'm a masochist

  • @TheTsupul
    @TheTsupul Рік тому +3

    Thank you
    You saved me 10 min of fast forwarding through this in a several months when it’s free on steaming

  • @professorcinncinatus4619
    @professorcinncinatus4619 Рік тому +3

    A Kathleen Kennedy doppelganger??? What a brave and innovative concept! I'm sure it will meet with nothing but the most resounding success!

  • @Veritas-Vincit
    @Veritas-Vincit Рік тому +7

    Why are “actresses” such as Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and Akwafina pushed on us? I truly do not get it ?? With mid looks, mid acting, it makes zero sense.

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 Рік тому

      Mid looks? Because modern Hollywood is against “male gaze “
      Men being attracted to women is baad

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 Рік тому

      I actually think Akwafina has a lot of natural charisma, and I enjoy seeing her in movies. PWB ... not so much.

    • @Veritas-Vincit
      @Veritas-Vincit Рік тому

      @@dashx1103 I guess her as “scuttle” and that awful song through me for a loop.., but I can agree I can stand her way more than PWB

  • @spagzs
    @spagzs Рік тому +1

    I seriously thought at one point he would find the tesserac

  • @BishopWalters12
    @BishopWalters12 Рік тому +2

    This is why 90% of what I watch are movies that were released before 2000. I'm not even going to bother with this on streaming.

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 Рік тому +3

    I see James Mangold haunted with, "Doomcock was right."

  • @RabbiSteve
    @RabbiSteve Рік тому +6

    Thanks for the review Chris. The one upside of these terrible movies that they're releasing now, is I get to watch enjoyable bad reviews by people like you. It may not be worth the billions of dollars that they spend on these things, but it's at least worth the time for me to watch your reviews. Thanks so muc

    • @poocrayon4588
      @poocrayon4588 Рік тому

      It's like watching a sports team lose then enjoying the after show talking heads ripping on them for sucking so hard

  • @tomharrington1453
    @tomharrington1453 Рік тому +2

    Do you think the classroom scene in Dial of Destiny is a callback to the classroom scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark (where a room full of girls are crushing on Indy)?

  • @Osprey850
    @Osprey850 Рік тому +4

    It'd be funny if people were to get up and leave the theater immediately once it jumps ahead to 1969. I wouldn't do that or encourage anyone to, because the stronger message is not give them our money in the first place, but it would still be funny to hear of other people doing that.

  • @daidavies6210
    @daidavies6210 Рік тому

    I told everyone back in 2021 … They left part of a script on a bench in Glasgow where they were Filming, 13 Pages … It was leaked on Line …

  • @stevenschultz9637
    @stevenschultz9637 Рік тому +1

    That anyone in-universe could ever find Indiana Jones boring or uninteresting.. I can't suspend my disbelief for that.

  • @psytrancedj
    @psytrancedj Рік тому +1

    There has been so much focus on Helena Shaw (rightly so) but I'm curious about the character of Agent Mason, played by Shaunette Renèe Wilson.
    Is there any historical antecedent for a black female section chief of the CIA in 1969?
    The character seems to be as much a product of historical revisionism as Netflix's black Cleopatra.
    If I'm wrong about this, I'd like to know.

  • @House-Atreides
    @House-Atreides Рік тому +6

    Cheers to Chris Gore! One of the few voices I trust

  • @RoverIAC
    @RoverIAC Рік тому +4

    Kennedy has two more films to complete her Lucasfilm mission, 'American Graffiti 3: The Gay Years' and 'THX 1138.2: Transformer'.

  • @cozzie4ra
    @cozzie4ra Рік тому +3

    why is disney obsessed with murdering the characters of men.

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora Рік тому +2

    I can’t say for sure it’s great now, as I read it and enjoyed it a lot when I was a lot younger but there is a novel, The Spear by James Herbert, a fantastic English horror author. From foggy memory it’s a great thriller/horror style book revolving around the Spear of Destiny.

  • @chrisdavid1410
    @chrisdavid1410 Рік тому +1

    One aspect that disturbs me about the film, is that it looks like PWB has a little coloured kid as a side kick. It raises uncomfortable questions for me.

  • @TheCyanideSmoker
    @TheCyanideSmoker Рік тому +2

    Disney will only hire writers/ directors/ producers that have no love for the franchises and are much older than them.
    They could find people with passion, but fuck that. Terrible writing + generic directing × tons of marketing = crap movie.

  • @alanlawson4180
    @alanlawson4180 Рік тому +1

    Lost me casting Zola - archetypical Nasti mad scientist - as Indy's pal, when we all know he's working for Hydra all the time :)
    To me, Toby Jones always plays Toby Jones, in whatever he's in......

  • @zeorhymer6
    @zeorhymer6 Рік тому +3

    Fleabag Jones and the Dial of Feminism.

  • @gibsonraymonda
    @gibsonraymonda Рік тому +2

    What was wrong with Captain Marvel?

  • @docbrown6550
    @docbrown6550 Рік тому +1

    I'm just thankful I'll save money on Overpriced Movie Tickets, Overpriced Refreshments, and Two and one half Long hours of wasted Time I would never get back.

  • @sukijay4990
    @sukijay4990 Рік тому

    I enjoyed this review, it summed up where this film fails, but what was the point of having the other guy there?

  • @sal44287
    @sal44287 Рік тому +1

    Is this a re-post? I feel like I've already watched this. UA-cam is becoming so saturated with film critique channels that I'm losing track of what I already watched. Or maybe I'm just getting old.

  • @MagnumMuscle1000
    @MagnumMuscle1000 Рік тому +1

    No one watched Fleabag and thought "this chick would make a great Indiana Jones." 😅

  • @pl33
    @pl33 Рік тому +11

    if they had given us a move with old indy, even a digitally de aged Ford, it would have been a hit that would have dwarved top gun maverick...

  • @larrygerry985
    @larrygerry985 Рік тому +2

    There was and is no need to make 5 indiana jones films. It reflects more that the movie industry just remake the same branding over and over again

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 Рік тому

      They should give Indy the "Bubba Ho-Tep" treatment.

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 Рік тому +1

    1:35 Its the Spear of Destiny. Which is what the film should have been about, not a magic time traveling dial.

  • @westerling8436
    @westerling8436 Рік тому +1

    They should have made it like National Treasure or The Ninth Gate, as an old scholar revealing an ancient secret

  • @antoniojcarrascoalvarez2526
    @antoniojcarrascoalvarez2526 Рік тому +1

    I won't waste my time with this film. Not even to hate it.

  • @01Thal
    @01Thal Рік тому +13

    The thing is, Indiana Jones is a sole adventurer, he doesn't have side kicks. He ionteracts withy other characters but ultimatelly it is up to himself to fix whatever what needs fixing. It seems that they didn't understand that doing this movie.

    • @formerjzm
      @formerjzm Рік тому +6

      nah he's had some great side kicks..

    • @Nightsinwhitesatin645
      @Nightsinwhitesatin645 Рік тому +1

      We must be thinking of two different movies. He has always had sidekicks and they sometimes get him out of jams.

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 Рік тому +1

      Short Round. 'Nuff said.

    • @formerjzm
      @formerjzm Рік тому

      @@dashx1103 literally 💯

  • @romanclay1913
    @romanclay1913 Рік тому

    Phoebe Waller-Bridge rewrote the script to end with her wearing Indy's hat and holding his whip.

  • @robc9662
    @robc9662 Рік тому +1

    Would have been awesome to have India go in an adventure with his son and maybe have to rescue a grand child - would have been awesome to see grandpa indie - or even have his son still die but him taking over care of a granddaughter or something

  • @christophertaylor9100
    @christophertaylor9100 Рік тому

    I have to ask: what was the point of the first part of the movie? Why was it even part of the story?

  • @theartofthereel455
    @theartofthereel455 Рік тому

    The body double for Ford was probably restricted in his movements by the director to make the face faking easier.

  • @desireesantos963
    @desireesantos963 Рік тому

    Thanks for that review, I don't want to see them desecrate one of my favorite characters!! Indy can't be replaced...thats it!

  • @BungieStudios
    @BungieStudios Рік тому

    2:50 Body language is everything. The same thing bothered me about Rogue One’s Darth Vader and Salvation’s T-800.
    Vader was too elegant and expressive with his fingers in Rogue One compared to David Prowse’s firm, bulky hands. The Hayden captured it perfectly in the Obi-Wan series.
    T-800 in Salvation was too smooth in motion and it had a hunch.
    The T-800s in T2 and T1 were puppets. They were stiff, robotic, and upright. They looked like animated skeletons from old serials thanks to stop motion and puppeteering. That was lost with the mocap. Genisys and Dark Fate animated them perfectly to match the older films.

  • @ncthriller4465
    @ncthriller4465 Рік тому +2

    I use to really like Harrison Ford. The fugitive being one of my favorites. But the tail end of his career and life have been a mistake. Unless he desperately needed the cash. His legacy has rusted a bit thanks to KK
    But I expect Indian Jones to absolutely destroy the box office. 2 billion? With the undeniable star power that is Phoebe Waller Bridge.

    • @zeorhymer6
      @zeorhymer6 Рік тому

      Naw. It’s rarely the money. It’s the ego. He wants to leave on a high note.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Рік тому

      I sometimes wonder whether Calista Flockhart has been bad for him. She went all out to get him and succeeded. I really don’t know whether she’s to blame or not for his behavior: might be innocent.

    • @martintimmer8574
      @martintimmer8574 Рік тому +2

      He hasn’t done a good movie in 20 years. Terrible choices,and he looks asleep in most of his recent movies. He doesn’t care,just pay me.

  • @winstonchen4140
    @winstonchen4140 Рік тому

    I was watching behind the scenes, and they said it was Harrison Ford in the deage portion of the movie not another actor.

  • @somethingsomethingsomethingdar

    If they wanted to do this right they should have made the female protagonist a blonde. The daughter of Elsa from the last crusade. Indy AND Marian are mourning the loss of his son and a train wreck. He goes to class and all of the teens are disinterested but all the girls are staring at the front of the class but instead of them looking at Indy they are looking at his young assistant. After the class ends Indy pays the young man, and says something like “thanks for keeping them interested.” (Make the young man a red herring as Indy’s protege but instead he’s just a jock with no interest in archeology.
    A cute blond stays behind to ask a question which for a brief moment makes Indy feel young again, but there’s something oddly familiar about the girls features. “Do I know you?”
    She says “No but I hope you knew my father”. Revealing she’s Elsa’s daughter and she found Elsa’s notes on her misadventures with a doctor Jones.
    She wants to know about how her mother and father who both died when she was young. At which point they are attacked by bad guys chasing Elsa’s daughter.
    Make the daughter have no real interest in archeology but she has a quick mind and a sharp tongue like her mother and she’s learned multiple languages from trying to pour over her mothers notes.
    Unexpectedly the adventure leads to Indy telling stories of her mother and his father, helping him get over the loss of his son as he sees someone with the ability to carry on his legacy in a round about way.
    Critically you have her solve obstacles in a different way from Indy in a feminine way. Her blond blue eyes letting her woo men into doing her bidding etc. Something accentuating that she is the smarts and passion for history Indy has but a different way of solving things. While he goes in punching and kicking she uses her feminine wiles to achieve the objective. Introduce Marian to teach her some of those skills too.

    • @sharkinator7819
      @sharkinator7819 Рік тому

      Man, now I really want to make an Indiana Jones movie base on all these UA-cam comments I’m reading. These are some legitimately good ideas

  • @adrianunderwood8642
    @adrianunderwood8642 Рік тому +1

    Kathleen Kennnedy wanted a new Indiana as a woman, hence the reshoots when it did not resinate with the test audience! I have seen all Indiana Jones movies at the cinema, but will give this one a miss! Why Kennedy still is calling the shots is beyond me, should have been sacked a long time ago!

  • @Samaritan38
    @Samaritan38 Рік тому +2

    Indiana Jane and the Dial of Diversity

  • @ExaltedDuck
    @ExaltedDuck Рік тому

    Curious: do you think it would have been any better or worse if the secondary character were instead Mutt Williams?

    • @sharkinator7819
      @sharkinator7819 Рік тому

      Anything would be a step up from this feminist thing

  • @johnortiz1964
    @johnortiz1964 Рік тому +1

    Why can't movies today have A couples who are happily married and B an attractive woman.Why do all the women have to be stand in for Kathleen Kennedy ??????????????

  • @BungieStudios
    @BungieStudios Рік тому

    2:50 To add onto my previous comment, I can see what you describe in the trailer alone. Jones is stiff. He almost mirrors his older self in how he moves. Limited range of motion.

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 Рік тому +1

    Show of hands: You paying to see this movie or pass?

  • @johno1544
    @johno1544 Рік тому

    Why couldnt they have a adult Shortround in this movie. Indy allowed to wear the hat in Temple of Doom.

  • @brombombadil
    @brombombadil Рік тому +8

    Waller-bridge has anti-charisma. She's a black hole of likability. The mere sight or sound of her is grating on the very soul.

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 Рік тому +3

      Pre-red pill, I was told fleabag was amazing. Got part way through episode 2, I think. She was the problem and really unwatchable

  • @mlbreel
    @mlbreel Рік тому +1

    Might watch the first 20 mins and then walk out. That might work. :)

  • @gantz0949
    @gantz0949 Рік тому +3

    Alan with long hair looks good. Makes u look skinny

  • @scrubber
    @scrubber Рік тому

    Why was the other dude brought on the show?

  • @jor9423
    @jor9423 Рік тому

    I watched Temple of Doom for the first time last night. I’ve not seen this one but I doubt it’s worse. I suspect anyone who says otherwise is blinded by nostalgia.

  • @DavidBallCalif
    @DavidBallCalif Рік тому

    Hey how about a spoiler alert 🚨? You said spoiler tapes exist, you didn’t say you were gonna reveal what’s in them!

  • @Dollar_Store_Cacodemon
    @Dollar_Store_Cacodemon Рік тому

    Why did Ford sign up to this? Does Kennedy have some dirt on him or something? Disappointed in him more than anything else. Perhaps he simply just doesn't give a crap.

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 Рік тому +1

    Save your money for Tom Cruise next month.

  • @remsan03
    @remsan03 Рік тому +1

    I hate that this is what it comes to for Harrison's legacy of Indiana Jones. I like him as an actor. And I heard that he shed a tear talking about how this is the end chapter for him as Indy.
    So sad that they feel the need to pull down Harrison's character, and stomp on it, and presents him as old, weak, feeble and broken. For the sake of lifting up PWB--of all people. They send him off without much honour.

    • @scottw5315
      @scottw5315 Рік тому

      He went along with it for a paycheck. I've lost all respect for that guy.

    • @remsan03
      @remsan03 Рік тому

      @@scottw5315 What's worse is that PWB was picked based on Ford's advice. At least that's the gossip I heard from Film Threat discussion.

  • @dsmith2568
    @dsmith2568 Рік тому

    When did Jimmy Fallon go grey?

  • @makanminum670
    @makanminum670 Рік тому

    By right, Indiana Jones can not die since he drank 'the water of life' in Indiana Jones sequel 3. He (Indiana Jones) can only stays old for many years.....

  • @Lycurgus1982
    @Lycurgus1982 Рік тому

    So it's a movie about a hijacking. The first and last for old Indy. Thanks Phoebe.

  • @Rob-lz5iz
    @Rob-lz5iz Рік тому +1

    The new generation of Hollywood have ruined Star Trek, Star Wars, Dr Who, James Bond, McGyver, Magnum PI, Quantum Leap, etc. Now Indiana Jones. For the love of everything holy, why can't they leave stuff alone and come up with something original.

    • @jor9423
      @jor9423 Рік тому

      I find it funny when people imply that disney “ruined” star wars. Like they just forgot about the prequel trilogy. Star Wars ruined itself along time ago.

  • @SumDumGy
    @SumDumGy Рік тому +2

    The best part is none of us have to actually watch this monstrosity. I passed on the last one and this one being made by the Rodent House guarantees I’ll never see this.
    Join me, shall you?

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Рік тому

    Crystal Skull was bad but at least it ended good in the way it ties everything up. Why bring him back, oh yea to make more $$$. Like when the last guest leaves a party only to come back 10 minutes later expecting you to be happy to see them only to leave and come back 15 minutes later.