The Worst Internet Gun Fails #12 - The Darwin Awards

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera  Рік тому +2836

    Thanks for watching another episode of the Darwin awards! Which video was your favorite/worst fail? Have some clips you found that you think would fit? Send them my way!
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  • @KentuckyBallistics
    @KentuckyBallistics Рік тому +14091

    I really love hot pockets…I mean I REALLY love hot pockets 🍕

    • @anthony-ei3nj
      @anthony-ei3nj Рік тому +377

      Pizza rolls is where its at man

    • @greasyweezel9540
      @greasyweezel9540 Рік тому +213

      we knew it was you - sandwich shooter now instead of egg plant

    • @ionicblur
      @ionicblur Рік тому +2

      Dude, I hate knowing that guy actually shot himself in the D*ck 😢😢😢

    • @woody8577
      @woody8577 Рік тому +246

      Raccoons can take a man's KFC, but when a man takes another man's last Hot Pocket..he's asking for the smoke.🤣

    • @wldtrky38
      @wldtrky38 Рік тому +95

      Scott pockets for the win !

  • @nathanlaureyn7488
    @nathanlaureyn7488 Рік тому +900

    The flamethrower incident @2:15 gets even better. This was during an award show for kids in one of Belgium's biggest venues + live television. So a bunch of kids saw there favorite host nearly set herself ablaze. BELGIUM: We teach firesafety right.

    • @timkersmaekers4080
      @timkersmaekers4080 Рік тому +24

      I just said the same thing🤣. België 🤘

    • @magritteetmoncouteau
      @magritteetmoncouteau Рік тому +14

      @@timkersmaekers4080 glad to see fellow belgians on this channel!

    • @YippingFox
      @YippingFox Рік тому +7

      Not belgian, but that accent can be recognized by anyone. ;)

    • @Pilvenuga
      @Pilvenuga Рік тому +6

      how's the hostess doing? still alive/got skin on her upper body?

    • @redrambler2000
      @redrambler2000 Рік тому +1

      Was she ok?

  • @chemicalcorrosion
    @chemicalcorrosion Рік тому +1699

    Props to the dude for being concerned about his dog after “de-cocking” himself.

    • @BrokeWrench
      @BrokeWrench Рік тому +53

      Yeah, that joke took me entirely too long to notice

    • @TankGunner84
      @TankGunner84 Рік тому +53

      Yeah I love my dog to death, he’s my boy but if I just discovered a unknown decocking feature on my pistol; fuck him! I’m out, good luck buddy!

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 Рік тому

      he was probably more concerned about his dog than his dick
      because he's a real man

    • @DangerFloof191
      @DangerFloof191 Рік тому +4

      👏👏👏👏

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому +32

      For real, though I do kind of feel sorry for the dog, having an owner dumb enough to blow his own pecker off. At least the dog escaped with a flesh wound.

  • @Voodoo318
    @Voodoo318 3 місяці тому +193

    Calling the “robust” gentleman “Meal Team Six” made my entire night.

    • @jim5148
      @jim5148 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh shit, I thought he said Mule Team Six.

    • @tracexl
      @tracexl Місяць тому +4

      I nearly spit my drink out, lol. I wasn't expecting that one.

    • @Llew70
      @Llew70 26 днів тому

      @@tracexl I did through my nose... It was Budweiser too ugh.

  • @sinisterbohemian
    @sinisterbohemian Рік тому +915

    In elementary school we had a police officer come to our school to give a talk on gun safety. She pulled out her pistol, dropped the magazine and asked us kids if that meant it was safe. Us being literal children most of us uninitiated said "yes, the gun was now safe"...then she racked the slide and out popped another round. Never forgot that one ever.

    • @sisleymichael
      @sisleymichael Рік тому

      These days you cannot get a cop to enter a school even if there is an active shooting event happening it seems.

    • @ethanmoore428
      @ethanmoore428 Рік тому +66

      Good thing it was a blank.
      It....
      It was a blank, right?

    • @sinisterbohemian
      @sinisterbohemian Рік тому +68

      @@ethanmoore428 my memory isn't that good, but I'm not sure I would have known what a blank looked like in 3rd grade, lol.

    • @demonintellect9834
      @demonintellect9834 Рік тому +19

      ​@@ethanmoore428why would it be a blank?

    • @beyondEV
      @beyondEV Рік тому

      That fact that a police officer needs to teach 3 graders really drives home the point why gun control laws don't work in the US (aside from the video).
      While the guns are not the problem (as illustrated by Switzerland / Finland), Gun culture is. US people always talk about rights, never about the responsibility that comes with it.
      NRA is a corrupt gun sales lobby. Swiss gun clubs are primarily concerned with gun safety, not help manufactures sell as many guns as possible. (Perfectly aware, that with direct democracy people will vote for more gun control, if they fail)
      The lack of ethics preventing people to act responsibly, makes it near impossible to have gun safety without extremely stringent control laws. Probably would have to introduce IQ-Test + Psychiatric Evaluation to actually get somewhere, with keeping guns only in the hands of responsible people in the US.

  • @bradthejew
    @bradthejew Рік тому +2969

    "Turns out his gun came with a built in decocker."
    Never change, Brandon. Never change.

    • @xemnasXutsuho
      @xemnasXutsuho Рік тому +43

      he's so proud saying that joke :D

    • @smith33880
      @smith33880 Рік тому +35

      i literally let it out on that one .people were like wtf are you watching

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому +13

      That's a little more than an "Oopsy". We all need to stay attached to our buddies.

    • @jasonrhodes9726
      @jasonrhodes9726 Рік тому +24

      I thought the dog was following him because it was hoping a little snack would fall out his pant leg.

    • @billm7166
      @billm7166 Рік тому +11

      My wife was in another room and came running in because I started laughing when he said he shot himself in the dick. 1.dont put your gun in the waistband of your pants. 2. How in the heck is that guy not in pain and bleeding everywhere. Either that was a small bullet or a small dick man. Could have got lucky and recircumcised himself.

  • @P6Tactical
    @P6Tactical Рік тому +2176

    Basic rules of gun safety should be reiterated over and over again, range days included. Damn near all of this is avoidable.

    • @austindecker7643
      @austindecker7643 Рік тому +51

      Except when all rules are followed and they are just dumb with tannerite

    • @LaughingMan44
      @LaughingMan44 Рік тому

      stupid people should just not be allowed near guns

    • @P6Tactical
      @P6Tactical Рік тому +39

      @@austindecker7643 with a warning label this big you know it's gonna be fun.

    • @humphreybumblecuck5151
      @humphreybumblecuck5151 Рік тому +26

      It is all avoidable. Things like where the gun is dropped and it goes off. Hang-fires in revolvers, out of battery. That’s all unfortunate but relatively rare and hasn’t much been covered in Darwin Awards yet. I think I saw one OOB where someone’s AR-15 exploded. Other than that every single thing we‘ve seen has been fully preventable to those with wisdom and knowledge

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Рік тому +2

      11:40 "he just like me fr"

  • @pblacklock
    @pblacklock 3 місяці тому +38

    “Meal team six”!!!! I laughed so hard I damn near had a stroke and shit my britches at the same time! 😂

  • @bertegue5162
    @bertegue5162 Рік тому +1179

    I could smell the pride in that "decocker" joke. Keep smiling Brandon, you know we love it!!

    • @icuppc
      @icuppc Рік тому +19

      pride😂

    • @TheCutieDeathclaw
      @TheCutieDeathclaw Рік тому +32

      My fav was Meal Team 6 😂😂😂

    • @PhoenixBird9000
      @PhoenixBird9000 Рік тому +23

      Your gun doesn't have a decocker? Try Appendix carry! Now your gun IS the decocker.

    • @NotACutie
      @NotACutie Рік тому +15

      Homie done became a she/her in one shot

    • @VikOlliver
      @VikOlliver Рік тому +13

      That was bad, Brandon. Very bad.
      Well done.

  • @Shadow_Lunatale
    @Shadow_Lunatale Рік тому +819

    The one with the decocker almost had me spewing icecream all over my keyboard. Thank you Brandon for teaching even us Europeans gun safety in such a memorable manner.

  • @EthanDarke
    @EthanDarke Рік тому +842

    I once saw a guy at the range fire a Deagle .50 with that one-handed sideways 'gangster' style. Once he fired it flew out of his hand and bounced around the little 'booth' walls while he and his friends all screamed. I cleared my pistol and went back into the lobby area of the store/range to wait till they were done. I told the owner i didn't survive the middle east just to get shot by an idiot 😆

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 Рік тому

      Omg, some people just can't help themselves from trying their best to out-Darwin all the rest 🤣🤭 I'd be using both hands/arms/a tripod, probably laying prone and other assistance to shoot a .50 cal. 😂
      I'm a small older woman, I know better than that dumba$$ gangsta 💩 I grew up handling rifles & shotguns, handguns & I always carry. Safely.

    • @mariontinsley8646
      @mariontinsley8646 Рік тому +86

      Many years ago I had a .44mg Super Blackhawk. A friend of mine really wanted to shoot it so when I finally gave in I showed him how to safely shoot it both two handed and one handed and I told him what would happen if he didnt follow my instructions. He refused to listen to me and proceeded to rest the handle in his left palm and hold it straight in front of him. When he fired the pistol the recoil drove the back edge of the grip into his palm and flipped his arms up and back driving the hammer into his head. If I hadnt been laughing so hard I would have kicked his behind for dropping my pistol into the dirt. It bruised the palm of his left hand so badly he couldnt use it for a week and although he could of used a stitch in his head he wouldnt go to the doctor so I just bandaged him up. I never took him shooting again.

    • @davidschaadt3460
      @davidschaadt3460 Рік тому +5

      I did that drunk and it almost flew out of my hand!😱

    • @lisashiplett7659
      @lisashiplett7659 Рік тому +13

      Many of us didn't survive in life to be where we are today, regardless of occupation, to be shot by an idiot. 😅😘

    • @lisashiplett7659
      @lisashiplett7659 Рік тому +1

      @@mariontinsley8646 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

  • @francispitts9440
    @francispitts9440 7 місяців тому +36

    First one might be the floating firing pin was frozen in the forward position. I saw this happen on the range when I was a kid. The man who it happened to was an experienced range officer and he had it pointed down range. It ran through the magazine as if it was fully automatic. He disassembled it and found the floating pin was broken and that caused it to freeze in the forward position. It was a great example of range safety saving him and the people around him. He was a friend of my father and I got a close look at the pin when he had everything disassembled.

    • @danielsmith6782
      @danielsmith6782 4 місяці тому +1

      More than once amorous across the army were warned about this problem with the M9. (Early 2000s)

    • @Therathmataz
      @Therathmataz 2 місяці тому +2

      The guy had a perfect "oh shit, oh fuck" face, I wouldn't want to be in his shoes.

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 Місяць тому +2

      My cousin shot himself in the knee because of the same thing, if I’m remembering his story right. I thought he was just on drugs or making stuff up, because I didn’t know that was a thing that could actually happen at the time.

    • @RockandrollNegro
      @RockandrollNegro Місяць тому

      @@danielsmith6782 Amorous across the army? We called those ladies "GI Hoes." I think you meant armorers.

  • @blackhawks81H
    @blackhawks81H Рік тому +583

    As a long time firefighter/paramedic. The "don't look at it!" thing is super solid advice. That dudes buddy is probably an EMT at least. I've seen dudes take off their leg from the knee down with a chainsaw and be one legged hobbling towards the ambulance like a trooper. Until of course the FNG is like "holy shit man look at that leg.!" then the second victim makes eye contact with their wound.. Screaming, passing out, usually both. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.. The brain is very capable ol just blocking out insane amounts of pain. However. It must involve the brain being in denial.. Cause the second the eyes confirmed what the nerves are saying.. Game over.

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy Рік тому +33

      Yeah, something like that happened with a friend who gouged a small part of his foot down to the bone by his bike. He initially felt a little pain, limped back inside, and started playing a video game...and when his mom noticed and started freaking out, he looked down, turned green, and started freaking out.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +17

      How long can a one legged man walk?
      I would think the massive blood loss would cause death in minutes and unable to stand within one minute.

    • @shaunburns3332
      @shaunburns3332 Рік тому +7

      @@MrYfrank14knee down would miss most of the majors artery’s

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Рік тому +3

      @@shaunburns3332 - but I would guess you would bleed, at least a little.

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Рік тому +8

      Ah so the Looney Toons Theory, where X doesn't happen until its mentioned

  • @tikkelbikkel
    @tikkelbikkel Рік тому +416

    That flamethrower lady stayed very professional and surprisingly calm, big ups. She said "I lost a bit of hair, but it's alright, it'll grow back" right after

    • @effix9097
      @effix9097 Рік тому +17

      Still… didn’t anyone on set try that out beforehand or just know she was holding it backwards? Lol.

    • @thebard5019
      @thebard5019 Рік тому +15

      im glad to know she wasnt horribly maimed

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Рік тому +6

      Two things that you never should do 1 rely on someone else to check your safety.
      2 mess with anything that is using flammable liquids under pressure

    • @kenabi
      @kenabi Рік тому +5

      considering MJ needed reconstructive surgery after a tragic pepsi fire, yeah, she's lucky it was just some hair.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 Рік тому +11

      @@kenabi skin grafting is so much worse when it has to adhere to the skull and neck areas. That is why MJ wore a hat and grew his hair out. Also was why he had to carry an umbrella. Skin graft doesn’t sweat and you can get over heated and sunburn is a serious problem too.

  • @Jakezillagfw
    @Jakezillagfw Рік тому +513

    Reasons to watch Brandon Herra:
    1.Good content
    2. It's funny
    3. Seeing other people's mistakes so you don't make them and end up on a Darwin Awards video

    • @falloutfart9917
      @falloutfart9917 Рік тому +12

      Or cursed gun images

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Рік тому +4

      4:31 average AR andy

    • @robertellis6853
      @robertellis6853 Рік тому +8

      A smart man learns from his mistakes...a wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

    • @Tooslw
      @Tooslw Рік тому

      @@redmist6630 he need to lay off the hamburgers

    • @Donnerwamp
      @Donnerwamp Рік тому

      ​@@redmist6630to be fair, he had no choice but to almost flag his buddies when turning, his arms aren't long enough to hold the gun safely at this latitude.

  • @morganplisken7271
    @morganplisken7271 5 місяців тому +65

    That dog limped into a saloon and yelled “ I’m here for the one who shot my pa”

    • @Constable_Bob
      @Constable_Bob 5 місяців тому +1

      I love that joke!

    • @noahberg101
      @noahberg101 4 місяці тому +1

      "What in the goddamn?"~Benny

    • @marpsr
      @marpsr 2 місяці тому

      Well played madam well played indeed

  • @TheCrazyPlayer
    @TheCrazyPlayer Рік тому +271

    As an addendum the what Brandon said: If you are "high AF," and some bad people start a ruckus, by all means, handle a firearm to defend yourself or others. In all other cases, please leave the firearms alone.
    On a personal note, as a larger than average person, I appreciate the phrase "robust gentleman." Very classy, Brandon.

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 Рік тому +21

      Addendum to the addendum: please keep your hands away from the firearm if the drug can in any way impair your ability to properly judge a threat.

    • @TheCrazyPlayer
      @TheCrazyPlayer Рік тому +5

      @@Eboreg2 Valid.

    • @krb4420
      @krb4420 Рік тому +13

      Meal Team Six

    • @gamesdeen3768
      @gamesdeen3768 Рік тому +3

      I like to say rotund fellow

    • @Puuha1
      @Puuha1 Рік тому

      Aye :| Filming yourself like that is so cringe, like why you even film yourself handling weapon like an idiot :D

  • @thedogethatgames
    @thedogethatgames Рік тому +149

    4:13 "Meal Team 6"
    *I absolutely love Brandon's sense of humor*

  • @booboodafoo3247
    @booboodafoo3247 Рік тому +739

    People call men evil and that man was worried about his dog after he just shot his hotdog. That, is a saint.

    • @nygaardn1
      @nygaardn1 Рік тому +24

      Well... I mean... he is the one who shot the dog... so I wouldn't say Saint.

    • @someperson9895
      @someperson9895 Рік тому +13

      bro legit shot his dog
      take the dog, take the gun or - ideally - take both
      dude should be institutionalized

    • @seanryan2149
      @seanryan2149 Рік тому +54

      @@someperson9895 agreed, he isn’t exactly a saint, however i don’t believe confiscation of the dog, or firearm for that matter, is necessary, the man clearly cares about his dog enough to make sure it is okay, with the gun, maybe some training, and possible probation period

    • @rahulpm2884
      @rahulpm2884 Рік тому +28

      All of you blaming him for shooting the dog I'm fairly sure he was messing around with his gun. Tbh he is an irresponsible meathead but not evil.

    • @someperson9895
      @someperson9895 Рік тому +5

      @@rahulpm2884 irresponsibility is vastly more dangerous than malice, and the response should be no less than Darwinian. Revoke the gun, the dog, and voting rights, in the best case scenario.

  • @morikessler4536
    @morikessler4536 5 місяців тому +36

    "Meal Team 6" .. I scared my dog at how much I laughed at that.

  • @J_Bwn
    @J_Bwn Рік тому +312

    “Came with a built-in de-cocker” 😂. You got me good with that one😂

    • @BullittGT40
      @BullittGT40 Рік тому +11

      I'll be laughing at that one all day.

    • @galmor1007
      @galmor1007 Рік тому +8

      What a way to end the day with that phrase 😂

    • @Phuk_Yiu
      @Phuk_Yiu Рік тому +7

      hahaha 😅 damn sure don’t want a firearm with that. nope

    • @meangreen91
      @meangreen91 Рік тому +9

      I about pissed myself laughing at that one lol

    • @elementalist1984
      @elementalist1984 Рік тому +2

      ​@@BullittGT40same here

  • @h2kDotheDU
    @h2kDotheDU Рік тому +1027

    Can we all just appreciate the fact that he’s making these videos to fund his AK-50 production?

    • @toxicmasculinity7870
      @toxicmasculinity7870 Рік тому +53

      @@zedkay7396It’s coming, just gotta have faith and trust in the process.

    • @Xenix-xb4gw
      @Xenix-xb4gw Рік тому +73

      @Zed Kay it looks pretty ak to me, not to mention all the internals and shit are taken straight from other Kalashnikov rifles

    • @atefbenbrahem7712
      @atefbenbrahem7712 Рік тому +68

      @@Xenix-xb4gw Bro an Ak aint just some wood furniture signature look, an ak is a system and the ak-50 has that system

    • @RP-ks6ly
      @RP-ks6ly Рік тому +33

      AK50 build and his crippling Gunbroker addiction

    • @austincassell4741
      @austincassell4741 Рік тому +18

      ​@Zed Kay there's probably thousands of bolt actions that don't look like a Mauser yet they use a Mauser style action.... it's not just about the looks my guy

  • @larrypelrine1799
    @larrypelrine1799 Рік тому +421

    "Turns out his gun came with a built in decocker." - Brandon, I'll see you in purgatory, I laughed my ass off!

  • @timhallas4275
    @timhallas4275 6 місяців тому +5

    One of my pistols has a de-cocker feature. My wife asked, "What is that for?" I had to say it.
    "Babe, that's something I am never going to use, but you can." She still doesn't understand the joke.

  • @kevinharley1937
    @kevinharley1937 Рік тому +148

    This is in regard to the first video with the Barretta, I worked in the Armament shop for the Army National Guard. We took several weapons to the range to test fire them after work had been done on them. We had an M9 (Berretta 92) that had to have a few new parts put in it. When my associate test fired it, he would pull the trigger and it would mag dump all 15 rounds. When I disassembled it, I found one part that was broken and another that was installed backwards. I won't say what the parts were just in case someone would like to duplicate the results. I need to reiterate that when fired the pistol wouldn't stop firing until it was empty so wouldn't recommend trying to duplicate this anyway.

    • @Dr_Mauser
      @Dr_Mauser Рік тому +43

      At least the guy had the presence of mind to keep his hands and feet inside the ride until it was over.

    • @Valantir
      @Valantir Рік тому +24

      Yeah honestly, props for not dropping the thing and at least attempting to keep it pointed at the floor… ish

    • @Pandaman94
      @Pandaman94 Рік тому +3

      **Beretta

    • @gtvbd5627
      @gtvbd5627 Рік тому +2

      God that's scary i imagine loading it in your house 🏡 for self protection and it just mag dumps into the downstairs neighbour...

    • @Nathan-jh1ho
      @Nathan-jh1ho Рік тому +5

      Lock the slide open, insert loaded mag, throw it in a room

  • @Unknown22885
    @Unknown22885 Рік тому +724

    As a Kentucky resident, I can confirm Scott has been outside my door for two weeks yelling about hot pockets and waving around a 4 bore rifle in my ring cam

    • @JzDigsAmerica1911
      @JzDigsAmerica1911 Рік тому +6

      Best comment I’ve read all week 🤣

    • @aleks_jones
      @aleks_jones Рік тому +7

      open the noor

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 Рік тому +1

      Just a thought but perhaps you can at least get him off your lawn using a method similar to James Woods being being lead around by a trail of Reese's Pieces in Family Guy only in Scotts case the utilization some slices of a Hot Pocket would be the lure of choice. XD

    • @CapDude
      @CapDude Рік тому +2

      Nice pfp

    • @2st486
      @2st486 Рік тому +5

      that's the "kentucky night routine" to increase arms and shoulders muscles.
      but i think scott is maybe overdoing it

  • @valeriotibaldo71
    @valeriotibaldo71 Рік тому +398

    i have to say, the fact that the last dude thinks about his dog in a moment like that makes him an idiot but a golden hearted one

    • @shadowascelin1926
      @shadowascelin1926 Рік тому +34

      I was about to say something similar. Stupid for doing stupid around a pet, but golden heart for not only thinking of himself but also getting help for his dog immediately.

    • @astrofish6163
      @astrofish6163 Рік тому +14

      IDK why were his dig and his dog in the same line of fire?

    • @shadowascelin1926
      @shadowascelin1926 Рік тому +4

      @@astrofish6163 maybe shot himself, and when he went to grab himself, he ended up pulling the trigger again? No clue.

    • @seantheplayer101
      @seantheplayer101 Рік тому +41

      @@astrofish6163 My best guess would be that he carries it in his waistband and it went off, most likely while going to take it out/put it away. Dog happens to be standing next to him and gets hit as well.

    • @Toulouke1
      @Toulouke1 Рік тому

      Fact

  • @DaveJohnson-se8yc
    @DaveJohnson-se8yc 7 місяців тому +6

    The scariest part of your videos is that you have a seemingly unlimited source of material.

  • @SilverStarHeggisist
    @SilverStarHeggisist Рік тому +573

    props to the last guy for still being worried about his dog. Props to his dog for staying with him. May their relationship last forever.

    • @stoltzld80
      @stoltzld80 Рік тому +34

      Only relationship hell ever have here out

    • @RJStockton
      @RJStockton Рік тому +15

      There's still a problem. Now that dog is a-lookin' for the man what shot his paw.
      Thank you. I'll be here all weekend.

    • @hornmonk3zit
      @hornmonk3zit Рік тому +18

      Their combined IQ might still be sub-100, but at least they got each other.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому +2

      You people give way too much value to dogs

    • @glueguzzler9548
      @glueguzzler9548 Рік тому +7

      @@THESLlCK "you people" okay buddy go make friends and have feelings for once

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming Рік тому +258

    He may have gotten lucky to avoid a check in at the Pine Inn, but he still got his Darwin Award for removing himself from the gene pool. Sranding ovation for that brave man.

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv Рік тому +15

      He is just in time for pride month.

    • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t Рік тому

      One of the few things worse than shooting your own dick off must be seeing the cctv footage of you yelling "i just shot my dick off" go viral.

  • @cringeycronk6710
    @cringeycronk6710 Рік тому +436

    As a new gun owner, I find these videos equal parts hilarious, informative, and anus puckering. Really helps nail home the importance of the 4 rules, thanks for the safety lesson drunk uncle.

    • @t-mo199
      @t-mo199 Рік тому +16

      Druncle

    • @DoomieGruntVentures
      @DoomieGruntVentures Рік тому +5

      Same. I'm a filthy casual with a budget AR and a ruger security six. These are as entertaining as they are puckering.

    • @col.cottonhill6655
      @col.cottonhill6655 Рік тому

      I love how this weeks winner didn't die. But still removed himself from the gene pool.

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu Рік тому +1

      The last clip from today's video is why I will never appendix carry. And why I carry with a manual safety.

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 Рік тому +1

      @@STRAKAZulu I mean, appendix carry is fine with a holster. Any good holster is going to completely prevent anything from getting to the trigger. So unless you're worried about the gun going off without the trigger being pulled, you're good. And if your gun goes off without the trigger being pulled, we've got bigger safety issues anyway.

  • @gravelrecords-us
    @gravelrecords-us Місяць тому +3

    that girl who pointed the flamethrower at herself just cracked me up
    took a few minutes to stop laughing from that one

  • @MrBendylaw
    @MrBendylaw Рік тому +892

    A gun channel celebrating Darwin awards, hosted by a dude who built a pipe shotgun and fired it from behind a water barrel while filming himself, might be the most Darwinistic thing I've ever seen. Never stop, Brandon. You're doing a great service to the descendents of your viewers.

    • @Ray56z
      @Ray56z Рік тому +15

      Was behind a barrel of water?
      Seems well thought out. Army didn't let us have that much protection on our first grenade throwing day-a TO FLAT sandbag.

    • @kday6340
      @kday6340 Рік тому

      Are you the guy that shot his dick off? I ask because you are giving similar vibes...

    • @stephenhipp7859
      @stephenhipp7859 Рік тому +9

      Who hasn't built a pipe shotgun? Or a 2x4 22?

    • @kevinpowers3815
      @kevinpowers3815 Рік тому +4

      Watch demolition ranch when he got by shrapnel Darwin honorable mention😅

    • @MrBendylaw
      @MrBendylaw Рік тому +2

      @@kevinpowers3815 'Honorable Mention' is a medal they hang on you after you die; and they can't figure something else out.

  • @jenesisjones6706
    @jenesisjones6706 8 місяців тому +507

    "A built in de-cocker" had me falling off my chair with laughter..thank you, from this 68 yr old Aussie grandma! 🤣

    • @adwellsUT
      @adwellsUT 8 місяців тому +8

      Same here…..I was already laughing from the previous comments and I just lost it when he said that! 😂🤣

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 7 місяців тому +4

      At least his Darwin Award wasn't a posthumous award. 😂

    • @mehranpritchard4314
      @mehranpritchard4314 5 місяців тому +1

      Doesn't have to worry about having a vesectamy (bad spelling)

    • @paulk8680
      @paulk8680 4 місяці тому +1

      De-cocker lol I’m crying

    • @SwabJockeyJim
      @SwabJockeyJim 2 місяці тому

      The de-cocker worked perfectly!! 😂Now we won’t need to worry about his seed spreading!

  • @michaelinsc9724
    @michaelinsc9724 Рік тому +240

    REALLY appreciate how you use dark humor to also educate on firearm safety.

  • @PuckTheFenguins
    @PuckTheFenguins 5 місяців тому +3

    "Meal team six" was unnecessarily cold

  • @Certifiably_Unhinged
    @Certifiably_Unhinged Рік тому +704

    I love that he did extra research to make sure the dog recovered 😂

    • @pyrofful
      @pyrofful Рік тому +30

      Right!?! Good thing to. Just think if he killed his dog AND shot him self in the crotch. At least now he can say at least he has his dog...

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Рік тому +42

      It was unarguably the most important detail of the story.

    • @imtheman4805
      @imtheman4805 Рік тому +6

      Worst nickname ever “Old Nub”

    • @mooncat7009
      @mooncat7009 Рік тому +12

      its pretty depressing when the dog is clearly smarter than their owner.

    • @aaronkellerctr
      @aaronkellerctr Рік тому

      His street name be G-Nubby@@imtheman4805

  • @nathanaelellender6495
    @nathanaelellender6495 Рік тому +54

    Going rabbit hunting with my dad one time, and we stopped on the way out to get something or other. Met an old friend of his at the store, whose left hand was a frikkin claw. Turns out he had a jam in his shotgun, and was gonna mortar it out by bashing the butt on a log. Didn't pay attention to his hand placement. Salutary lesson provided, sir.

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 Рік тому +97

    Guns are not one of the things you want to learn how to use "the hard way", so learning from other peoples mistakes is incredibly useful.

  • @fridaycaliforniaa236
    @fridaycaliforniaa236 3 місяці тому +2

    3:51 « we have a *robust* gentleman » LMFAO

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Рік тому +79

    "Turns out his gun had a built-in decocker..."
    Damn, it Brandon! Why do you have to make me laugh so damn hard?!

    • @vincentb1771
      @vincentb1771 Рік тому +4

      I do not know how he said that one without laughing

    • @ryanebrecht5651
      @ryanebrecht5651 Рік тому

      I almost spit out my lunch when he said that. 🤣

  • @donalddowning4108
    @donalddowning4108 Рік тому +207

    The decocker is the best kind of Darwin awardee. He can’t now reproduce and he’ll live as a shining example for other potential awardees. Well done sir!

  • @christopherdark4671
    @christopherdark4671 Рік тому +71

    That decocker joke had me laughing like a bond villain in public. No regrets.

    • @Eledore
      @Eledore Рік тому +2

      It nearly killed me, i chocked on some candy..

  • @allanon93
    @allanon93 Рік тому +221

    I am a horrible person, I died laughing at the decocker joke. I started coughing from laughing so hard. I was already laughing from the video, but that was the icing on the cake. Brandon is definitely proud of that joke, you can tell.

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta Рік тому +5

      no joke, i was drinking water when he made the joke, and i was doing it so trying to calm down, cuz i was already laughing hard. got to clean off my monitor today lol

    • @jrbmlc
      @jrbmlc Рік тому +1

      Too damn bad I can only give one thumbs up 🤣

    • @andrejrozmaring
      @andrejrozmaring Рік тому

      I ruined your 69 likes, but I had to

    • @quavydavey
      @quavydavey Рік тому

      Literally the same

    • @cloudcleaver23
      @cloudcleaver23 Рік тому

      I am proud of him for that joke. XD

  • @snoopsnet8150
    @snoopsnet8150 Рік тому +257

    I have to give my dude props for being concerned about his dog after blowing off his one-eyed trouser snake. I immediately gave him back 20 redemption points.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 Рік тому

      He's Brainless and Dickless, not Heartless.

    • @AdmiralGloval
      @AdmiralGloval Рік тому +3

      That will put a serious strain on his bedroom alone time.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 Рік тому

      The d!ck can be reconstructed ... maybe even functional after a fashion. But if the nuts got removed he really IS a Darwin Award winner because he can't procreate any longer, his genes become meaningless. He simply is a Winner who is still above room temperature.

    • @aaronderossett3998
      @aaronderossett3998 Рік тому +1

      One eyed trouser trout sounds funnier and continues the "T" sound! lol

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud Рік тому +1

      ​@@aaronderossett3998 what about "denim weasel"? Dont have to go pull out your denim weasel

  • @tysoncrosby3915
    @tysoncrosby3915 Рік тому +387

    My niece likes to go shooting with us. We've STRESSED gun safety and one thing I've always told her beyond the 4 primary rules is to imagine a laser going into infinity out of the barrel. That laser should NEVER EVER cross into the path of something you don't want dead or destroyed.
    She's been really good with muzzle awareness ever since. She goes out of her way to make sure any gun she has (even is she knows it's clear) never points at anything she wouldn't otherwise want to point the gun at.

    • @chomolivesdontmatter-vq7si
      @chomolivesdontmatter-vq7si Рік тому

      so you hope. but great advice.

    • @fredbrown9917
      @fredbrown9917 11 місяців тому +8

      Excellent analogy!

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 11 місяців тому +30

      My chosen point of OCD is trigger discipline. I automatically keep my finger off the trigger of anything remotely gun-shaped, even if it’s a spray bottle.

    • @mr.crimson9500
      @mr.crimson9500 11 місяців тому +17

      @@PhoenixT70 good to know I'm not the only one that does that with anything remotely resembling a gun

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 11 місяців тому +5

      I was in a get together with my family a while back (mainly cousins and their families) and we shot some BBs. Even then my cousin drilled the 4 rules to his niece.

  • @spanishman3349
    @spanishman3349 Місяць тому

    LMAO at "turns out his gun came with a built in de-cocker", lmao🤣

  • @julesvk3044
    @julesvk3044 Рік тому +153

    I cannot express how long I have been waiting for another episode of The Darwin Awards. This has got to be my favo series alongside the Cursed Gun Images

  • @Oscar.-.
    @Oscar.-. Рік тому +227

    I live in England and I know all the gun safety rules just from watching The Darwin Awards. I hope it genuinely helps people who have access to guns.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Рік тому +5

      I live in England, i'll take you duck hunting when the season comes round if you want or maybe goose if you're man enough for a manly 3.5" semi auto 🤣

    • @jaquigreenlees
      @jaquigreenlees Рік тому +4

      @Table over-under and side by side as well.
      after all, you can't skeet shoot if you can't buy the shotgun needed.

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague Рік тому +3

      Common sense would go a long way, if they don't have it then Darwin away!

    • @BYRDE1917
      @BYRDE1917 Рік тому

      Can you own firearms in England?

    • @lilfattcatt7758
      @lilfattcatt7758 Рік тому +1

      @spoonicuss good idea dude air guns can still very easily kill someone even a .177 can

  • @KlockoFett
    @KlockoFett 9 місяців тому +286

    I chuckled at the flame thrower, but "meal team 6" had me rolling. 😂😂😂

    • @timberwolf007
      @timberwolf007 5 місяців тому +3

      That was hilarious 😂
      Quite the hottie 🔥

  • @benjaminlsrael2424
    @benjaminlsrael2424 3 дні тому

    😂😂 that flamethrower one is Dutch and she said: What do you think about this here? Take a good look at this.😂😂

  • @the_desert_hobo6965
    @the_desert_hobo6965 Рік тому +76

    Brandon is the combination of Ryan remolds comedy and Keanu Reeves everything else. Bro is hilarious, cool, badass, and wholesome. What a legend

  • @spirecreator2888
    @spirecreator2888 Рік тому +287

    These videos are important. They remind people what happens when you don't think about gun safety.

    • @thelordpizza9443
      @thelordpizza9443 Рік тому

      Unfortunately, these videos are what politicians exclusively look for to base their arguments on gun control. That and whatever Hollywood shows because they also know jack shit about firearms with a few exceptions.

    • @erict3728
      @erict3728 Рік тому +3

      They also remind us of how close we are getting to the movie "idiocracy" becoming a reality. Stupidity is an epidemic and it is spreading at an alarming rate.

    • @david-468
      @david-468 Рік тому

      @@erict3728some of these are just freak accidents

    • @scootergrant8683
      @scootergrant8683 Рік тому

      They really are. Can't stop thinking of the failures and how they relate to my life.

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Рік тому

      They tend to remind people of what happens when you don't think in general.

  • @Archerfish1977
    @Archerfish1977 Рік тому +264

    We just had a guy win a Darwin Award here in Louisville, but there isn't any video (at least not any that has been released to the public) of the incident. He very foolishly tried to carjack a couple of plain clothes detectives from the LMPD in the Portland neighborhood. That went about as well as you probably imagine.

    • @CheeryRhymes
      @CheeryRhymes Рік тому +7

      That's not a Darwin Award...

    • @dbrown9639
      @dbrown9639 Рік тому +17

      Sound like the opening scene of bad boys lol

    • @teresayates8274
      @teresayates8274 Рік тому +34

      ​@@CheeryRhymes It sort of is when you think about it. He died because of his own stupidity. So, it's close?

    • @johnme7049
      @johnme7049 Рік тому

      @@CheeryRhymes The Darwin Awards honor those who tip chlorine into our gene pool, by accidentally removing their own DNA from it during the spectacular climax of a 'great idea' gone veddy, veddy wrong.
      This is from the Darwin Awards Page. By the general definition most used for Darwin Awards, ie, removing yourself by your own stupidity I would say this definitely qualifies.

    • @vaportrail226
      @vaportrail226 Рік тому +4

      You haven't lived until you've lived in P-town.

  • @MrGibbie2210
    @MrGibbie2210 Місяць тому +1

    You cant fix Stupid... but duct tape will wrap it up till help arrives .... hahaha

  • @codys5727
    @codys5727 Рік тому +31

    Things I love about your channel
    #1 guns
    #2 dumb people
    #3 instant classics like "meal team 6"

    • @bn5055
      @bn5055 Рік тому +4

      Part of the elite Gravy SEALs

  • @Nediac800
    @Nediac800 Рік тому +93

    Great to see brandon encouraging fitness. He doesn’t need to but does it anyways regardless if it hurts any feelings because it’s important to him.

    • @Kr0noZ
      @Kr0noZ Рік тому +1

      Now if only I could find the motivation to actually act on it...
      I sure could use more exercise ^^

    • @FALLOUT450
      @FALLOUT450 Рік тому +4

      "regardless if it hurts any feelings"
      people are really getting offended by being told they should get healthy and in shape?

    • @nickb1241
      @nickb1241 Рік тому

      Your mind is poisoned by culture war bullshit if you think people are offended by encouraging fitness, something everyone encourages even grade school

    • @mosquitobrainbutcool
      @mosquitobrainbutcool Рік тому +6

      ​@@FALLOUT450 Yep. I have "friends" that get so pissed at stuff like that

    • @Prizm17
      @Prizm17 Рік тому

      If someone making fun of a fat idiot online and then suggesting that you at home should get more exercise if you need OFFENDS you, you really need to step outside more
      I’m not saying you I’m saying the hypothetical person you are talking about that may get offended

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +128

    "guns are awesome" truer words have never been spoken, Brandon has respectable takes, loving Darwin Awards series

    • @Rylan.gosling
      @Rylan.gosling Рік тому +6

      Why do you comment on everything 😭

    • @ric270
      @ric270 Рік тому +4

      Why are you Omnipresent

    • @fell9654
      @fell9654 Рік тому +2

      He's the one who replies... I mean knocks

    • @ZooLsTV
      @ZooLsTV Рік тому +2

      @@Rylan.gosling he is the one who comments

    • @Rylan.gosling
      @Rylan.gosling Рік тому +2

      @@fell9654 lol

  • @hoochman6971
    @hoochman6971 27 днів тому +1

    LMAO, De-Cocker.
    I was drinking tea and nearly lost it.

  • @willwilson9353
    @willwilson9353 Рік тому +390

    I taught my little cousins with their toy guns the basic rules and now they're adult responsible gun owners

    • @jayrowe6473
      @jayrowe6473 Рік тому +23

      _Very_ well done! It honestly scares me what I see some people doing with their firearms out of ignorance. The numerous "guns are toys" channels that are so popular on social media and what comes out of hellywood are largely responsible for that.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 Рік тому +6

      and that is the point of oy guns - well apart from playing - it gives the perfect chance to teach real lesson early on - you know instead of having 10 year old firing AR-15.

    • @Watchtechcyber1_on_IG
      @Watchtechcyber1_on_IG Рік тому

      Message up for your gift

    • @Name-wc2lk
      @Name-wc2lk Рік тому +1

      Nerd

    • @DWalter.27
      @DWalter.27 Рік тому +2

      Us too. Very glad that ND right past my head last week was a nerf gun. But the lesson was learned without life altering trauma. (I muzzled dad with a pistol he just handed me when I was ~12 and it traumatized me so much I refused to touch a pistol again until I was 21)

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant Рік тому +37

    “Remember that time Garand Thumb and Wendigoon came over to my house and ND’ed in my kitchen?
    … Me neither moving on…”
    -Brandon, defending his choice of friends.

  • @ramper50
    @ramper50 11 місяців тому +434

    First dude actually kept surprisingly good control of that pistol. Going completely full auto out of the blue like that? Can’t believe he kept it in his hand really…

    • @Settlingintoalaskaliving
      @Settlingintoalaskaliving 11 місяців тому +29

      The look on his face was “Priceless”

    • @legendaryjimbob7685
      @legendaryjimbob7685 11 місяців тому +37

      Facts, im shocked he didnt just drop it or god forbit yeet it away while its still firing

    • @AbyssalPrince
      @AbyssalPrince 10 місяців тому +26

      His face screams " AHHHH HAUNTED GUN"

    • @nickemanouil114
      @nickemanouil114 10 місяців тому +20

      Good thing he had a death grip on it, would've gotten real ugly if he dropped it

    • @blackmagic8115
      @blackmagic8115 10 місяців тому +1

      Odd that there’s “almost” no recoil…

  • @Ryan-rr5fg
    @Ryan-rr5fg 4 місяці тому

    As soon as it said “a man from Kentucky”. I immediately pictured Scott 😂😂😂 ky ballistics 😂😂

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy Рік тому +118

    I legit feel bad for the "winner" of this one, cause he seemed pretty caring and level-headed in the aftermath. Man's in shock and wondering whether or not he'll ever pee standing up again, but he still noticed the dog was hurt and made sure someone was taking care of him before going to the hospital.
    Here's hoping it was only 9mm and the doctors were able to save his gentleman's sausage.

    • @denniskuiper
      @denniskuiper Рік тому +26

      If it was only 9mm he is a hell of a marksman

    • @kiljosh
      @kiljosh Рік тому +4

      @@denniskuiper Ayyyyyy

    • @woody8577
      @woody8577 Рік тому +6

      You talking about caliber or length here?🤣

    • @soundman6241
      @soundman6241 Рік тому +5

      I will never be able to hold my 1911 again and not think about the decocker on it.

    • @im9550
      @im9550 Рік тому

      I cant imagine the torment of shooting your own dick off and having to life the rest of your life. Like what the fuck are you supposed to do after that?

  • @littlejen33
    @littlejen33 Рік тому +26

    11:23 "gun came with a built in decocker" had me rolling.😂 Didn't see it coming and it caught me by surprise.
    #akgnotificationsquad

  • @deborahaumiller7391
    @deborahaumiller7391 2 місяці тому

    That microwave door flying right st the cameraman made me jump aawaayyy from my phone, lol!!

  • @gagekieffer772
    @gagekieffer772 Рік тому +18

    (5:50) there's a phrase that comes to mind here: "Talk shit, get hit." Didn't realize it could happen with inanimate objects, but I guess when you talk enough shit even the universe wants you to get hit.

  • @ThereIsNoSpoon4
    @ThereIsNoSpoon4 Рік тому +135

    You have no idea how much I appreciate you digging to find out the dog was okay. Thank you brother.

    • @coyoteone6197
      @coyoteone6197 Рік тому +17

      He knows his audience. There was no way he was gonna present that story without having that info for us.

    • @UncleWillie
      @UncleWillie Рік тому +7

      Sooo glad Fido was ok.

  • @sonnyechols5140
    @sonnyechols5140 Рік тому +95

    The fact that he made an episode 12 means we are reproducing idiots faster than they can take themselves out

    • @claudelamoreux8543
      @claudelamoreux8543 Рік тому +5

      See also the movie, "Idiocracy."

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 Рік тому

      Idiots are always produced faster than they die.

  • @NMI371
    @NMI371 4 місяці тому

    Okay. I laughed at flame thrower girl. I really laughed at " Meal Team Six." 😂

  • @larrynason8716
    @larrynason8716 Рік тому +32

    "A built in decocker" you're killing me man! 🤣🤣 Love the Darwin awards, keep em coming.

  • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
    @MyRegardsToTheDodo Рік тому +152

    That last guy actually managed to successfully remove himself from the gene pool without actually killing himself. That's quite the achievement.

    • @moronicalmeister
      @moronicalmeister Рік тому

      o7 a true hero to all us dumbasses who shouldnt reproduce.

    • @PDGX
      @PDGX Рік тому +25

      “Gun came with a built in decocker” lol

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 Рік тому +3

      Yeah I am Still laughing about That!!! 🤠👍

    • @tattooninja
      @tattooninja Рік тому +4

      I saw that one before and knew he shot himself and the dog, but it must have had the audio removed cause I had no idea he shot himself in the private detective, OMFG is this clown world real 😆😆😆

    • @stevenweston390
      @stevenweston390 Рік тому +6

      I felt sorry at first....then he said that he shot the dog and was like, yeah I hope he doesn't have a penis ever again!

  • @ThunderEwokB
    @ThunderEwokB Рік тому +304

    Brandon at 26 building a freaking AK-50, making quality content and much more, all while being an absolute and handsome chad.
    God damn, so this is what envy *actually* is.

    • @DeLanceStephens
      @DeLanceStephens Рік тому +16

      I mean, he's 27, but he was building an AK-50 at 26, lol

    • @GudHunterYT96
      @GudHunterYT96 Рік тому +9

      It still blows my mind me and him are same age yet he looks so much older 😅

    • @MrDinokilla
      @MrDinokilla Рік тому +11

      HES 27!?

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 Рік тому +6

      @@MrDinokilla ikr holy shit

    • @_Kirby207
      @_Kirby207 Рік тому +14

      ​@dakotawine8140 hey, don't fret man. I'm 37 and Brandon looks older than me

  • @tonyespelage9712
    @tonyespelage9712 3 місяці тому

    Decocker, killed me on a hilarious play by play of dude halfway to bottom surgery.

  • @brandonmickel9967
    @brandonmickel9967 Рік тому +53

    "Turns out his gun came with a built in decocker" had me laughing out loud.

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant Рік тому +26

    “Rapid Unplanned Lobotomy.”
    Brandon, you continue the wonderful tradition of narrowly missing UA-cam’s hatred of words by making something so much better.

  • @yaogwai
    @yaogwai Рік тому +15

    I like how nobody can just be satisfied with the explosion and the frangible plastic container of Tannerite
    They always have to throw it in a metal box and then surround it with the hardest garbage they can find

    • @solomonheppner
      @solomonheppner Рік тому +3

      And it doesn't even look cooler when it sends things flying. You gotta add stuff like powdered sugar if you want to sweeten the experience.

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Рік тому +2

      @@solomonheppner I think Flour works well to.
      Come to think of it, most fine powders should burn quite nicely when thrown in the air.

    • @solomonheppner
      @solomonheppner Рік тому +1

      @@americankid7782 ive tried flour, cinnamon, powdered creamer, and alot of other stuff.
      50/50 Powdered sugar and Tannerite has been the best for me so far.

  • @danielcormier1777
    @danielcormier1777 6 місяців тому +3

    Gameshow spontaneous combustion almost took me out 🤣💀

  • @theminingassassin16
    @theminingassassin16 8 місяців тому +225

    I'll give the last guy some credit. Even after blowing off his family jewels, he still prioritized his dog's well-being. Despite his stupidity, I can't help but admire him a little.

    • @duanestevens9789
      @duanestevens9789 6 місяців тому +8

      Well, it probably is little now! A little admiration can go a LONG way! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @steventeter3332
      @steventeter3332 5 місяців тому +2

      Stubby's gun must of had a hair trigger.

  • @AjianAja
    @AjianAja Рік тому +164

    I was shaking my head at the dude who almost castrated himself. But when he started shouting to help his dog I actually got choked up. 😢 So glad the dog made a full recovery.

    • @PlastoJoe
      @PlastoJoe Рік тому +6

      That's someone who doesn't deserve to own a gun or a dog.

    • @poisontoad8007
      @poisontoad8007 Рік тому +1

      If he 'almost' castrated himself it's not a Darwin.

  • @dmbpettit
    @dmbpettit Рік тому +23

    The jokes are straight fire in this episode! “Meal Team 6” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @desertweasel6965
    @desertweasel6965 23 дні тому

    I remember years ago my friends would all get together in another friend's basement and we would get drunk and jam. The guy had a really nice Pearl drum set and we would bring guitars and just jam all night. The guy had snuck his dad's 357 mag downstairs for some reason and another friend was playing with it when it went off. The bullet went straight through one of the cymbals and out the back wall. The guy's dad came downstairs and beat him senseless right in front of all of us. I still remember that cymbal with a large hole straight through it.

  • @bananaboat1808
    @bananaboat1808 Рік тому +108

    Brandon, the personal fitness part at 4:28 is so important. In December I weighed 260 pounds (I'm 5'10") and knew I needed to make a lifestyle change. I was fat since fourth grade, have been bullied for it constantly, and struggled with binge eating disorder. I used to think doctors were fatphobic for telling me that I should consider losing weight for health reasons. I used this victim complex of feeling persecuted for being fat as a way to justify my unhealthy behaviors. I'm now 26 and I noticed that all the extra weight was making my life harder, I couldn't move as easily, my knees started mildly aching, and I developed a horrible bout of acid reflux that was very persistent. I started eating better, stopped drinking alcohol, exercise daily, and being more conscious about what I eat and how much of it. I am now at 215 lbs as of June, and by the end of the year I hope to reach 170. My clothes fit better, I feel more attractive, going up flights of stairs doesn't leave me panting anymore, people seem to take me more seriously as a person, and a lot of my friends family and neighbors have noticed the change.
    My knees feel great and I haven't had a bout of acid reflux since January. Encouraging healthy and reasonable weight loss is not fatphobic, it's lifesaving. Obesity is the number one killer in America, and you are much more likely to die of obesity-related health conditions than from being mugged or violently attacked and having to defend ourselves with a gun. Thank you so much Brandon for reminding your audience of the importance of preserving one's health, not just from doing dangerous things with a gun, but also preserving one's physical health to the best of their ability.

    • @stupidanon5941
      @stupidanon5941 Рік тому +11

      Keep kicking ass.

    • @quest8795
      @quest8795 Рік тому +5

      Nice one 👍

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Рік тому +9

      It’s great to see someone who’s changed their mind and attitude about their weight. Far too many people stay stuck in the “doctors are fatphobic”-mindset and it doesn’t help anyone. Good job making a change!

    • @Biker_Gremling
      @Biker_Gremling Рік тому +2

      The best comment here. Glad you are doing it buddy.

    • @DimitriTacoEater
      @DimitriTacoEater Рік тому +2

      Based.

  • @scottbruner9266
    @scottbruner9266 Рік тому +21

    10:31
    “Bro, I just shot myself in the dick!”
    I KNOW I shouldn’t be laughing this hard, but I just can’t stop….!

  • @imTuvsYT
    @imTuvsYT Рік тому +46

    shoutout to brandon for making this series his, and making it enjoyable! thank you Herrera!

  • @ThomasBarone
    @ThomasBarone 5 місяців тому

    "Happy pride month to you sir" Literally Laughing Out Loud here!

  • @kevvvv669
    @kevvvv669 Рік тому +57

    The fact that the flamethrower lady was Belgian made it 10x more funny as a dutchman (we make jokes about their stupidity)

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Рік тому

      I can appreciate a good intelligence joke.
      Especially one based in fact.

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Рік тому +2

      As a Swede, I thought she was Danish, since I couldn't understand what she was saying 😂

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 Рік тому

      @@theRPGmaster i thought you guys all shit on the Finns

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Рік тому +1

      @@robertgaudet7407 No, mostly the Danes. Also, that would be hypocritical of me as I live in Finland currently!

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 Рік тому

      @@theRPGmaster Spinoza would say do as the Finns :)
      They do seem to do okay. They apply their FInnishing touches to those things they deign worthy.

  • @Mr.Mayhem
    @Mr.Mayhem Рік тому +153

    I'm all about ripping the warning labels off of everything and letting natural selection take its course. With that being said, today's video was gold 👌

    • @stopsign1626
      @stopsign1626 Рік тому

      Please don't do it with ointment based stuff, I gotta know whether it's dick-safe or not

    • @pvmchrisy
      @pvmchrisy Рік тому +3

      things that only adults use... yes i agree lmao, kids on the other hand... they're stright up out here to get themselfs killed. the amount of times i caught my son doing stupid shit proves it

    • @BigBeavrSlayer
      @BigBeavrSlayer Рік тому +9

      ​@@pvmchrisy kids today can't read, remove the labels it makes no difference
      But oh ye praise thy mighty education system of sexual deviants
      Home school your kids for the love of God

    • @pvmchrisy
      @pvmchrisy Рік тому

      @@BigBeavrSlayer my kids 5 and can read, I suppose it's down to the child's ability to learn and common sense they learn from other stuff

  • @aqueduct8428
    @aqueduct8428 Рік тому +14

    11:07 Brandon really knows what the people want to know

  • @Winter35556
    @Winter35556 3 місяці тому

    I Laughed at the flame thrower one and my humor is a chip spinning

  • @McKollu
    @McKollu Рік тому +68

    I've been teaching my kids to unload and clear all kinds of guns i have, so the guy at ~ 3 minutes mark was a perfect example of what not to do. Thanks, Brandon!

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Рік тому +170

    My man's lucky to only have been grazed by his temple and not lost an eye from that shrapnel. That scenario really empathizes the importance of wearing the recommended safety gear and/or use other security features whenever you have to work in the vicinity of anything that could injure you in any way, especially when you choose to be inside the "danger zone".

    • @zuzuspetals9281
      @zuzuspetals9281 Рік тому +7

      I did enjoy his braids puffing up when the blast wave hit him.

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 Рік тому +5

      A. Safety Glasses are highly recommended in these kinds of situations. B. Put a Thumb In It! 👍

    • @kaboom-zf2bl
      @kaboom-zf2bl Рік тому +3

      he was only hit by the sealing gasket from around the door ... you actually see it fly at him ... a few inches to the right and a tad lower and he MIGHT have actually succeeded in winning a true award ... but as the video showed he failed in that ... same as he probably did in school

    • @kielwilson9734
      @kielwilson9734 Рік тому

      @@zuzuspetals9281 I’m😅

    • @hirameberhardt8643
      @hirameberhardt8643 Рік тому

      ABSOLUTELY, protect your eyes.

  • @dogedoggo6367
    @dogedoggo6367 Рік тому +12

    4:12 meal team 6 💀💀 im dying

  • @timtreeborgsonjen1533
    @timtreeborgsonjen1533 2 місяці тому

    "Summertime and there are women to not talk to".... Too funny!!!!! At least someone else said my lifelong torture.

  • @TaterPlaysMC
    @TaterPlaysMC Рік тому +49

    as a fat man who has lost 100 pounds in 6 months, brandon is the ultimate inspiration

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 Рік тому +1

      Was he a chunky boi? I don’t remember :p

    • @TaterPlaysMC
      @TaterPlaysMC Рік тому +3

      @@robertgaudet7407 nah, I just think he is a good role model

    • @213chewy
      @213chewy Рік тому +3

      Congrats on the weight loss, keep it up if you’re still going 👍🏼

    • @ph34rbucket91
      @ph34rbucket91 Рік тому +1

      Congrats on the weight loss

  • @SwornChaos15
    @SwornChaos15 8 місяців тому +75

    "summer is here and we've got women to not talk to" - Brandon Herrera 2023
    👇 new favorite quote.

  • @Smokiesbandit
    @Smokiesbandit Рік тому +368

    We have a dark sense, never stop educating the community on gun safety!!!!

    • @supremeghost7950
      @supremeghost7950 Рік тому +5

      I have a very macabre humour and lost my sould due to it.
      These videos aren't in any way dark for me, just pure, neutral entertainment.

    • @grumbeard
      @grumbeard Рік тому +11

      The woman with the flamethrower was speaking Dutch with a Flemish accent, meaning she was from Belgium. In the Netherlands we have billions of jokes about Belgians being dumb and doing stupid shit. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Рік тому +2

      @@grumbeard women in general, you know, never give monkeys guns since the 1999 Zoo incident.

  • @Jdmorris143
    @Jdmorris143 2 дні тому

    The sound effects you added to the dude with the shotgun to his foot was perfect.

  • @nightram6164
    @nightram6164 Рік тому +24

    I like how you can see brandon smiling at 8:10 because of how smoothly and he did that plug for SDI
    Man's proud of himself