Bad Nazi Documentaries
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2020
- In the semi-finale to our mini-series on History Channel, we breakdown Bad Nazi Documentaries. From Occult conspiracies to Hunting Hitler in the wild, this is the worst of the worst that "History" has to offer.
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I know one person who had Nazi memorabilia that wasn't weird about it. I had a former supervisor who had an S.S. knife, his excuse "how pissed would the person that owned be to find out it now belonged to a gay jewish man"
That's the only good reason to own one if you're not a museum.
I had a high school History teacher who was downright obsessed with Hitler. She had family die in the Holocaust. So she virulently despised the Third Reich and seemed very keen to point out their many flaws to us during class. We could even get her sidetracked by asking random questions about Hitler if we felt lazy lol.
Ended up learning quite a bit about Hitler if I’m honest.
@@someonerandom8552 Did Hitler prefer boxers or briefs?
@@someonerandom8552 you had a Jewish history teacher
I saw something similar on TV once. A family still used plates with S.S marks, probably belonging to a colonel or some officer. The family was 100% ortodox jew.
Sorry for the spoiler, but it's really important that everyone knows, they don't catch Hitler in the third one. He's still out there :( be careful.
In season four they hunt for the man that killed hitler!!
@@dasboom7133 Spoiler: It was HITLER!
William Leiserson you didn’t get the joke lok
@@ReadObituaries apparently neither did you
“He’s still out there” LOL :D
Fun fact. While the Indiana Jones movies are responsible for the misconception that Nazi's were after ancient artifacts and were obsessed with the occult, they do portray the Nazi's historically accurately in one way. The Nazi's in the Indiana Jones movies are hilariously and comically inept. They don't get filmed in any particularly menacing way, the violence inflicted upon them is comically gratuitous, they are hilariously incompetent and disorganized, and they would have lost regardless of Indiana Jones's involvement. Which is why they are the best film nazi's ever.
Shame we're in a time where you can't joke about hitler or anything bad despite the punchline being "THEY ARE STILL BAD"
This why I don't understand the banning of Nazi stuff in media yet mocking everyone else is apparently fine
I think JoJo Rabbit is better now in this regard
The nazis were actually obsessed with anything related to german history: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veit_Stoss_altarpiece_in_Krak%C3%B3w
Der Untergang is a good Nazi film as well, btw.
Thanks to you...
I shall watch all 3 Indiana Jones movies
"Without the Nazis, how would we know that skinning a human alive kills them?"
Good point. What great scientists.
I thought we figured that out in the Middle Ages.
@@DrDuckMD Oh waaay before that, for sure
we had Japan for that lol
Yeah it was the inhumane *Japanese* experiments we gained a lot from
I mean, without the imperial Japanese we wouldn't know the % of water in the human body, they did much of the "useful" horrific human trials
History Channel: "The nazis were the best at science!"
Actual Nazis: Stabbing a twin in front of the other causes severe stress -> possible psychic link?
Actual Nazi Science: “The moon and all the stars in the milky way are actually made of ice.”
Paul Tello I don't know if that specifically was true, but the Nazi scientists did conduct many gruesome experiments on twins due to the fact that twins are perfect for having s reference: just conduct the experiments on only one twin, and you can pretty certainly attribute every effect only the twin who got experimented on shows to the experiment.
@Paul Tello That literally is one of Dr. Mengele's experiments. He also experiment with shooting dye into people's eyes, and trying to create artificial siamese twins.
@Paul Tello First you say the experiment seems implausible, then you wonder why other scientists didn't perform the same experiments.
Seems like facts and consistency don't matter to you as much as throwing doubt on war crimes. You don't have an argument. You don't even have a say in whether or not these things happened. History is not a field where "hmmmm, that doesn't seem like something that fits my preconceived notions, therefor it probably didn't happen" has any weight or meaning.
That's literally less credible than these assholes in these terrible documentaries. At least they're out there trying to gather evidence. Even the ancient aliens guys can point to something.
Paul Tello Quinton isn't hovering over a video that came out weeks ago to delete comments from a guy in multiple comment threads trying to defend actual Nazis
Video: *is about Nazis*
Location: *Argentina*
I see what you did there, Quinton.
This just remind me a conspiracy theory I read once that the Kirchners are descendants of Hitler. I'll never forget it.
@@GinnyNReviews Jesus, I love how nonsense those conspiracy theories are. I mean if the Kirchners were descendents from Hitler maybe they would be backed up by a totally different set of people.
I'm from Argentina and I was confused on why the video was pointing at me
With the amount of italians in Argentina I would say the were more successful at hiding italians fascist war criminals than nazis.
Well, at least he didn't put it in Bariloche
Imagine having a Time Machine and still losing the war.
Talk about brains.
If you wanna know why they lost even having a time machine you must watch Kung Fury!!!!
Or do they, connection with operations paper clip
I’ve seen it, I applaud it’s absolute historical and scientific accuracy.
Obviously it’s a big brain move, clearly if they won ppl would know they had time travel then invent super time travel to double go back in time and defeat them. So and it’s pretty obvious what happened, hitler n other nazis used the bell time machine made up by a writer after they were long dead to go to the future, get dna genetic restructuring nanites to turn themselves into lizard reptilian people. Then went through time disguised as various key figures subtly revealing hints they are secretly reptilian so ppl focus on reptilian aliens instead. Ummm then uhh oh yes they were taken off earth by space werewolves from the future and are building a nazi reptilian space werewolf cyborg occult magic army in the center of the moon. Then when idk the planets all allign on a certain day in the future …that’s a decent reason for stupid sci fi bs to happen right? Well ya when whatever I said happens they will…..land the moon on the earth in the past and uhh win or something I guess. Ah shit I shoulda pitched that to history channel instead of a comment section, probably woulda made it a show n paid me.
Man Moe Howard is such a comedic pioneer. Even after death he's still finding ways to entertain us.
The Ferdinand tanks were the best because they often spontaneously caught on fire with the nazis still inside.
My favourite kind of tanks, the ones that roasted nazis
finally, based panzer.
@@Kimberly-nl8cg BASED PANZER that's amazing hahahahaha
@@JohnDoe-in2gk Found a triggered member of le master race lmao. Hitler found the cure for nazism. It's a bullet.
@@JohnDoe-in2gk Nazis burning themselves alive, is in fact, quite fine.
The look in the elderly mans eyes when they ask him if he was apart of the Hitler Youth, just breaks my heart. This poor guy was giving them a free eye witness history lesson and they treat him like that.
i agree
Agreed, the poor dude needed a hug :(
😣eep
They were pissed off at the things that were done and wanted justice, but only killed others just as innocent as the victims whom were killed. The people that listened to Hitlers demands to avoid death. Very sad
I had to stop the video and watch something more fun
I actually really like the gardener theory. Obviously Hitler killed himself in Berlin, but if he did get away, the idea that he would be stuck as Franco’s furry groundskeeper is the funniest option.
"I almost took over the world once!"
"That is very nice señor Hilt, please arrange the tulips to look like the Spanish flag."
I like the detail of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" being played while talking about Hitler's suicide.
I've watched this video multiple times in the last couple of years and I only just noticed it this time XD Truly brilliant!
When I was young, I took an interest in Nazi history. My parents were worried, and one day they asked me, "What do you think of Hitler?", and I said, without skipping a beat, "I think he was an idiot.", because I actually read *all* the history, not just the sensationalist and "cool" stuff. They didn't worry anymore after that.
Same for me. I love studying battles and aircraft and the like, but I still think Hitler was a misguided maniac who screwed the life of pretty much everyone in Europe (and most of the world for that manner).
When I first read Hitler and his History, I thought "Poor man, gone through child abuse and the death of a mother" but the more I read about him, the more I say "Damn, he definitely deserved that".
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente Indeed. We must always be able to see the humanity of evil dictators, lest we forget how ordinary people like you and me can become radicalized into monsters, and how we can perhaps make it less likely that such things are repeated.
@@revanofkorriban1505 The scary thing about Nazis isn't that they were monsters. The scary thing is they were human beings like you and me.
He’s a monster, his “idiocy” isnt the summation I’d give him, and thats for a very good reason. Dude is literally responsible for almost 40 million deaths and it was all direct execution, and slave labor exhaustion, of which slaves and war were there entire economy. 26.8 million murdered in the soviet union, 5 million Socialists/Communists/LGBT people, etc. Being murdered wasn’t out of mere stupidity, but rigid ideology, a toxic culture of war mongering and fanaticism, and narcissism. Dont just think he’s “stupid,” because then people who think he was simply an idiot wont analyze why he did what he did.
"Content warning, we're gonna talk about suicide here.
Counter content warning, it's about Hitler's suicide, so who gives a shit"
Thanks for the laughing fit Quinton
Reminds me of a comment on Atun Shei's crackpot Nazi archeology video that is roughly "Content warning for on-screen suicide at [timestamp]. In case you want to watch Hitler kill himself again"
Time please
"Because nothing makes brutal violence inherently acceptable like doing it to fascists!"
@@bigrealm8156 16:25
@@okayok307 thank you
I honestly feel like if there was an episode where they actually found an old man revealed to be hitler the hosts would immediately start speaking fluent german and bowing to their knees and kissing his boots. It genuinely seems like they're excited at the idea the 4th reich could exist in their lifetime
Thats basically the AfD party in germany who recently had plans leaked to do mass deportations of any person that cant prove they dont have ancestors outside of germany, basically planning to dump 90% of the population in the middle of the ocean or something becaise that will fix their wives leaving them or some shit
I can't imagine being that guy and being asked if I was in the Hitler youth. How that ended without violence I'll never know
It was required of german kids. No fucking shit he was probably in it, like he had a choice.
@@younce-davis952 me when I lie
@@the4tierbridgeyou gonna say anything else or
My great-uncle was in it. I never had the gaul to ask him about it, not when his oldest brother died at 18 at the Eastern front and his older sister died because of tyfus and the Nazis demanded that villages close to the front migrated to the middle of Germany, where there was no food or healthcare for so many extra people.
It's sad how people who build their entire identities around "keeping emotion out of history" tend to be so determined to keep in the racist emotions
Wdym?
@@marshmallowgod284 i dunno, i'd probably guess that he meant exactly what he said.
@@dingusmyers i just don't understand the sentence
an explanation would be great
@@marshmallowgod284 The kind of people who claim to "keep emotion out of history" (ie, don't try to sympathize with victims or condemn racists) are generally only using it as a smokescreen for the fact that they think the racists are super cool, actually
@@charlieparker5346 o, thanks for the explanation
The "Hitler might've been gay" thing - that's just a manifestation of the homophobic "the worst homophobes are gay actually" myth.
Wait till you hear about the Hitler was secretly Jewish theory 😟
Shir Deutch what?!
@@gracekim25 i've heard this long time ago and it goes something like his mothe'rs cousin's great gradfather was jewish so hitler's like 7% jewish...
yes i know that's beyond fucking stupid
Haggards Law is a fun meme, but it's not always the case. A lot of homophobes are just bigoted straight people looking for gays to hate. They're not ALL hiding something, it's just funny when it happens
@A Scam Involving Corndogs The myth is that most homophobes are closeted homosexuals. The fact that some notorious homophobes were/are gay themselves doesn't validate the myth. It's the same as the "most Black murder victims are killed by Black people (and therefore Black killings by white people / police is relatively trivial)" racist trope.
I use to watch this with my dad cause we both thought it was hilarious, and we had a running joke where one of the camera men was clearly just Hitler and they never notice
😂
you know what? that tracks with their powers of deduction
George Lucas literally showed us why investing to bigger, experimental weapons is bad in Star Wars by destroying a planet killer space station with just a couple of X-Wings. In real battle, strategy wins over sheer force.
They could’ve still had their superweapon even then. If they went with the reasonable route of taking a hollowed out asteroid just big enough to house the super laser and it’s energy source they could’ve perhaps built multiple of that. Or even in Star Wars there’s this tactic called Base Delta Zero which has been used for thousands of years by simply bombarding a planet from orbit via parked battleships and that’s enough to glass a planet. So even in Star Wars a massive dick measuring contest like the Death Star or even slightly reasonable asteroid star is unnecessary when you can just have 30 Star destroyers glass a planet.
this is like the dumbest possible way of making an actually good point
Okay even if Hitler didn't kill himself and did survive the war, wouldn't he have died of old age decades ago? These guys seem to think they're gonna sit down and have a nice chat with him.
They secretly think he's immortal.
@@minaverry Yup, they think he's so gEnEtIcAlLy sUpErIoR that he's somehow achieved immortality lmao.
Not only that but from what I remember Hitler was sick too. When I was watching Hunting Hitler I was more interested in seeing how much influence Nazi Germany had in Latin America and the buildings/tunnels they built there with an open mind that maybe he did get away but it is still definitely dead. I didn't realize how they were talking like he was alive right now until this video pointed it out.
No you understand, his secret research into aliens and magic bore fruit and so he'll be a wizard/cyborg now
@@HazelWilliamsHazieseoul
He was addicted to amphetamines and had Parkinson's and maybe even syphilis. Not exactly the paragon of good health. Yet the idiots in Hunting Hitler are convinced he's alive and well at 131 years old lol
The same people who say cruelty is indicative of intelligence are the same people who unironically relate to and stan Rick
Sarcasm + science + sociopathic tendencies = Genius
/s
Any one and thing can be cruel. It takes real intelligence to be kind in a way that matters and doesn't have long lasting negative repercussions.
People who idolize Rick Sanchez shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Leonardo da Vinci was known to be a charismatic and witty person who was well liked by all who knew him.
vinn diagram of those two groups are a perfect circle. i am unironically calling people who like rick nazis.
Funny how these "specialist" always say "according to some people" or "according to researchers" and never show these sources
Ya, aren’t they supposed to be the researchers
Source? I made it the fuck up
My favorite was that lady going "According to one commentator..." One guy commenting (on the internet? On youtube? in a nazi meetup? Where?) somewhere said this? Probably true!
I like the idea that the Nazis discovered time travel and visted other planets, but were still so incompetent they got their asses kicked.
Yeah you’d think if they had time travel and interplanetary travel, they’d be able to.. y’know.. make nukes in time? Or even predict their downfall and plan accordingly LOL
@@supesmin446 Or at least strategize better
“Like a spell was broken” I saw a documentary for my class on Stalinism about the horrors of living under Nazi Occupation in European Russia. For the documentary they interviewed actual German Soldiers and Nazi War Criminals. And I think maybe one of the like 10 Germans they interviewed showed any remorse for what was done during the war. And this documentary was from like the 80’s or 90’s. The idea that the upon Hitler’s death everyone was instantly denazified would be laughable if it weren’t so disgusting.
Yeah, I would think it was more like... Hitler lost and was unpopular now, so most of his supporters shut up or fled, and his critics just got way louder because they had allied support now?
@@sholem_bond Though there were efforts made to de-Nazify Germany in the aftermath of WWII it really wasn't until the 50's and 60's that the Germans really started to take a real hard look at the atrocities of Nazi Germany and the complicity of the German Army and the German people in allowing those atrocities to happen. Hell during the 50's and 60's the West German government was filled with ex-Nazi party members.
East Germany had fewer ex-Nazis and pursued denazification far more militantly, but they too were willing to let some ex-Nazis off of the hook if they could prove they could make themselves useful to the Party and to it's scientific development.
Well most of the Nazi's were executed so that probably had something to do with it
@@fugyfruit lol no. Actual nazis were in the parliament after WWII. They were chancellors and presidents and high ranking members of the police, the armed forces and the intelligence services. Nevermind industry and banking sector. And none of them were zombies.
If it was we wouldn't have the nazi issues in the army and the police right now.
Hitler being an uncover gardener absolutely sounds like some sort of comedy movie.
@puppylover It would have wacky scenes like when his boss introduces his gay neighbour, and Adolf Gardnler reacts like a vampire exposed to the cross.
I immediately thought of Chauncy Gardner (Peter Sellers) in Being There. Or Zelig.
@@Niobesnuppa but wait, didn't the show say hitler was definitively gay?
Check out “Look Who’s Back”, a German satire from a few years ago about Hitler waking up in the bunker and becoming an ironic Internet star. It’s…very disturbingly prescient.
Heil Honey I'm Home
Years ago my siblings and I watched this “documentary” that Hitler escaped to a secret Nazi base in Antarctica. My family still loves making fun of it
Edit: I think the same show also did an episode where it said there was a second pentagon hidden inside the Rockies and I called it the hexagon
The Hexagon sounds kind of dope.
I cant believe they asked the old man if he was apart of the Nazi youth. Like it just comes out of nowhere. Imagine asking a rape victim how good the sex was. Or asking a soldier with severe PTSD how many people he/she killed forcing...forcing him/her to remember the traumatic events. Just fucked up.
The Nazis were actually obsessed with finding ancient artifacts, but for different reasons. Himmler and Hitler wanted to prove that Aryans had been a former super race, and Himmler became obsessed with proving this by researching artifacts in occupied territories and Germany in an effort to reinforce German nationalism. Hitler ultimately became frustrated with this effort, since Himmler was just finding that these things were not true, and despite Himmler's continued obsession and devotion to these ideals, Hitler wanted to end the effort since it was just damaging his narrative. Good video though, because you were not wrong, but I just wanted to point out that the Nazi archaeological effort was a very real thing.
I was looking for this exact comment so I didn't have to write it myself. Thank you.
Yeah, it was less of "All Nazis where cultist" and more of "Himmer and his closet friends had some weird ideas."
@@historymarshal2704 Well, all Nazis had weird and horrific ideas. But Himmler was a SPECIAL kind of batshit insane, even for the Nazis.
@@duchessofmelon9967 Indeed
"We're trying to hide the fact that our ancestors lived in mud huts, but Himmler keeps digging up the evidence"
- Hitler on Himmler's crazy theories.
America: "Franco was evil"
Spain: "finally, yes, thank you"
America: "he hid Hitler in is garden"
Spain: "...qué?"
Hey remember that time Ronald Reagan compared The Abraham Lincoln Battalion to the Contras to justify that not only was his administration funding those drug dealing fascists but helping to smuggle drugs into the United States.
Franco: smarter than Mussolini!
Mussolini: smarter than Hitler!
@Steele Crusader Funny, I'm pretty sure Hitler would say the same thing. You two must have so much in common.
Spaniard here. And many Spanaiards are still so stupid or such Big pieces of shit that they still think or believe he was a benevolent tyrant at worse.
And worse of all, they think it's acceptable to say on TV that the innocents killed during the refime deserved it.
Sadly the government Franco founded is still ruling Spain today.
No matter how bad of a mood I'm in, no matter how high my depression level is, just listening to Quinton's rant on the Moe Howard picture puts a smile on my face.
this feels like a fanfic written by fans who didn't want a show to end
As a German I love how you mispronounce "Wunderwaffe" so that what you're saying would literally translate to "Hiking waffle".
You don't understand, the Nazis were planning to make a Waffle that would taste SO GOOD the west would have no choice but to surrender.
...How long till History Channel says something even dumber than this ? XD
@@WeirdWonderful Oh. My. GOD, you're a genius! I never even considered that option! Let's go to some random subway and knock on some stones to prove us right once and for all!
Their granola protein bar technology could have won them the war. I'm just sayin'.
Blame COD nazi zombies
Wait... hiking? Like going on a walk? That was Hitler's escape method!!!!! /j
If those "Hunting Hitler" guys would've found Hitler, they probably would've asked his autograph and started asking about how he came up with those amazing ideas for the Panzers
Probably, yeah. They give too much praise to the Nazis. And *really* want Hitler to be alive. For some reason.
Only thing they did I got was finding an old Nazi coin neat. But they were more enamoured by considering it good. I just find it cool for the history in it. I am a coin collector and all.
I mean Id want to interview him and get his autograph
@@calebbionda4667 Red flag.
@@calebbionda4667 yeah that doesn’t exactly say a great thing about ya bud
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged I mean not really, hes one of histories worst monsters, an interview would be super interesting.
Most of my family was decimated by the Holocaust, and the fact that History Channel makes this kind of bullshit is infuriating. They claim the man who is responsible for the subjugation and genocide of my people was this kind of “super genius” and it’s like they glorify him.
May he rest in piss.
Thank you for making such an in-depth video on this topic.
They might be rage-baiting.. Or just really crazy
Everything about that Argentina bit enraged me, but you know that poor old man is sick and tired of being thought as a Nazi helper in any way, they used him, they lied to him and they hurt him. God my people are tired
"Hitler was secretly gay/bi", "Hitler only had one testicle", etc. theories come from the same place: That this man was so evil, that he couldn't be normal. That he had to be in some way deviant, because how do you process the atrocities he committed if he was just a straight white man just like you? Obviously Hitler was not gay and those theories come from a pretty homophobic place imo, but they also are in line with this weird way of thinking that Hitler couldn't have been just a normal man who committed horrifying deeds.
@@paein9642 British&
Personally, I always thought that those theories were made just to piss on his grave. But once you said that I can see the darker undertones of those theories...
Yup. Same with all these "occult" theories. Because if Hitler was just a normal guy, just like us, well... then what does that say about the rest of us?
It’s an extension of the “Homophobe who is secretly gay” horse shot straight cisgendered people spout so they can absolve their own community of responsibility for the persecution of lgbt communities by shifting responsibility to the lgbt communities themselves. It’s just about the worst kind of victim blaming.
Wait did he not only have one testicle? I thought this was A Fact. My 10th grade history teacher told us that Hitler only had one testicle.
History Channel hosts and guests: "Hitler and the Nazi's were brilliant tactions and scientists."
Reality: Hitler sends his troops to Russia without winter coats.
Honestly, any stupid thing Hitler and the Nazis did during the invasion of Russia is incredibly stupid, but it's not the dumbest part. No, the DUMBEST part of it was Hitler invading Russia to begin with. I'd say he shot himself in the foot with it, but honestly, it's more like he shot himself directly in the femoral artery. Yeah man, go ahead and drag a country into the war against you that probably wouldn't have gotten involved in that point otherwise AND divide your forces while you're at it. Real brain genius move, my guy.
Agi I swear, nazi germany was closest we got to recreating stupid AI from RTS IRL before videogames were even a thing
What amuses me the most is that Jojo Rabbit was correct about Hitler being dumb and most of his followers being dumb. Like, the comedy coming of age film is more historically accurate that most of these 'historical documentaries'.
yeah but they did plunge a world into war and it took 5 years to bring them down.
@@agisuru Im pretty sure the main reason (but commonly not known) hitler invaded russia in the first place was,
1. The fear of the soviet union backstabbing them first.
2. Hitler believed that the soviet unions big bulky country wouldnt be able to stablize with strategies like blitzkrieg
3. Hitler saw the soviet union as a "unstable country" at the timel..... and yes at the time it was, but the invasion actually helped the country stablize itself, ironically.
But yes it was dumb in hind sight but at the time it wasnt that big of a gamble.
Plus, it was either that, or the UK lol
Delightful irony: mid-90s History Channel is the reason 10yo me got obsessed with Raoul Wallenberg. I saw a garbage conspiracy documentary on his "mysterious" disappearance, loved the parts that talked about who he was and why he mattered, decided the guy was my personal hero, bored everyone at school by talking about how awesome he was, and even today I own a T-shirt with his face on it.
The Hitler Channel is why I'm a giant fan of a dude whose main claim to fame was all the people he saved from the Nazis--not for money or recognition, but simply because he considered saving people from the Nazis on the largest scale possible to be his moral obligation as a human being. The lesson I took away from the Hitler Channel was "Nazis are awful, people should oppose them in every way they possibly can, and the coolest human beings are the ones who ruin Nazi stuff."
I would say I had poor media literacy at age 10, but in hindsight I think I turned out okay on this one.
As a german i have to inform you, even if its 3 Years late
Wunderwaffe
and
Wunderwaffel (like you say it)
are VERY different things
Waffe means weapon
Waffel means Waffle.
We don't say Wunderwaffel.
I believe he's doing it to take the piss he's done it in other videos purposefully
Anyway heres Wunderwaffel
700 pages is less than a Stephen King novel and they need a search engine to navigate the evidence my god.
shhhh its supposed to impress the less tech savy older viewers of the show
I’ll do you one better. Two of the Harry Potter books are over 700 pages. Books for young teenagers. Seventy years of lead-chasing turned up over a hundred pages less text than Order of the Phoenix. You’d think that it wouldn’t be that hard to read if you were dedicating your pathetic existence to a conspiracy theory.
@@harb1ng3r82 damn, didn't realize order of the phoenix was that long. I only mentioned stephen king because I was reading The Stand at the time of commenting so it was the easiest example for me.
When I was 12 I could read that in less than a day lmao.
Page count is rather irrelevant in reference to a novel length, there are a thousand factors that could make a novel contain more pages that have little to do with actual book length. For example the standard edition print of "A Game of Thrones," has 694 pages, so that means it's shorter than the standard edition print of "The Order of the Phoenix," at 766 pages, right? In fact, "A Game of Thrones." has over 35 thousand more words than "Order of the Phoenix." (292,727
vs 257,045)
This is not to besmirch the Harry Potter novel, but merely to point out those "700," pages could be even less than you think it is. All it means is they found 700 words, and the fact that they do not read them, and act like it's a huge number is really telling.
Wow, the “History” channel mistook Moe Howard, one of the founding members of a trio of Jewish comedians who mocked Hitler, for the Fuhrer himself. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at that level of incompetence.
But how do you KNOW that it's Moe Howard?
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That's like some "You had one job and failed miserably" levels of incompetance.
@@jstump8768 cause it is.
Bull
Your comment about how close we are to having none of the survivors of the holocaust left reminds me of the couple that used to live beside my grandmother, they were both wonderful people and they were survivors from those awful acts, they both had the tattoos still visible on their arms and I wish I would have been older so I could have gotten to know them better before they were gone. But they have always been an inspiration to think about the horrors they experienced but they never gave up and lived long happy lives.
History producer 1: *"Let's make a documentary about the victims of a primitive and murderous regime"*
History producer 2: *"No, let's just make a twisted documentary about how cool that murderous regime was and its cool war toys"*
HP1: *"such a great idea!"*
@@vandalbelis544 "Let's make a show about how this historical culture was too primitive and murderous to accomplish the things they did."
"What about this actual primitive, murderous regime which violently self-destructed under the weight of their own incompetence after just twenty years?"
"Oh, no, clearly those guys were unprecedented geniuses."
"Hitler is dead. He shot himself in the head. The place where he died is a parking lot now."
19:30
Argentina and Chile both had a really rough and terrible history with german and nazi occupation and colonies, and seeing that poor old man just trying to talk about something horrible that happened and his face when they accuse him of being a nazi conspirator was one the most horrible things I've seen in my life.
Yeah, Chile in the south had a good bunch of terrain owned by nazis that actually escaped during WW2.
Colonia Dignidad
@@reductorsonico Nazi cult compound, Pinochet's personal black site, and child molestation location. Because not one of those was bad enough, they had to go for the fucking trifecta of evil.
Tenemos tantos nazis que hay un sacowea que cree que puede ser presidente
@@ComradePhoenix Its funny, when i was a kid I used to go this restaurant outside my city, we called "Los Alemanes" translate "The Germans". It was part of the huge industrial and service complex that was Colonia Dignidad, it was truly a country inside a country with his own rules. Around the outskirt of the restaurant police found out some guns cache and landmines, i will never forget because it was the moment when i realized how fucked up and how permissive was the Pinochet goverment with this german colony
“Hitler was tactically sound” is probably the funniest thing those loons say
I laughed out loud when I heard them say that.
“Not only was Hitler tactically sound”
The sad fact of the matter was that out of all the people who authorized the mess that was Operation Barbarossa, Hitler was probably the one who had the most grounded view of how to prosecute the invasion. Mind you, that's not praise, but a damning statement of German generals by comparison, and one that should be brought up because those same generals later shafted the blame for their own horrible actions and rank stupidity on Hitler. Hitler was an idiot, but he was even less of an idiot than the men he appointed to prosecute his wars of pointless genocide for him.
That being said, I can praise the few ingenious German logisticians who did their damnedest to point out the easily-missed fact to said generals that Russia, is in fact, much larger than France.
@@WoobooRidesAgain Thats what happens when you kill everyone who disagrees with you if any way
@@WoobooRidesAgain That being said, Hitler was solely responsible for the Battle of the Bulge, and we all know how that turned out.
*Normal Brain:* It was Eva Braun's skull.
*Galaxy Brain:* HITLER WAS SECRETLY TRANSMASC
I remember when I took a college 101 course on dictators and when we got to Hitler, I realized that the only actual skill he had was yell really loudly and be extremely lucky. He was nowhere near the "genius" modern media made him out to be. In fact even what little accomplishments that are attributed to him are more of a stroke of luck than any real tactical or strategic acumen.
I LOVE that that Spanish man pulled out a picture of a literal Stooge, and they bought it.
Makes me wonder if that guy was intentionally trolling.
@@ArgaJacint he definetly was
I just about spat my drink onto the screen when he confirmed that “Old Hitler” was actually Moe Howard! How did we as a culture get so mentally backward as to be a market for bunk like that History Channel show?
Peak trolling
It was an Argentinian man
That poor old man. I just feel awful about how they were using him. It’s so disrespectful. They should have felt honored to be able to discuss such a topic with him, not pushed him and accused him like that.
It was so fucking bad, like the poor old man was talking about genuinely historical events and the comentator was like "yeah whatever, are you a nazi?"
I would love to talk with him honestly. He seemed to love to educate people on why the nazis are nothing to like about.
Joao Paulo Soncin
Yeah, I would even be happy to hear him talk about it in a good documentary, instead of this garbage.
Steel King Benjamin
Exactly, they weren’t even listening to him. Just trying to use him to as a pawn in their conspiracy theory.
I have friends who are journalists and they would cringe at the utter unprofessionalism, lack of respect for investigative process and general callousness displayed here. Even as a layman I know that's not how one conducts an interview.
@Knock Out Someone can kickstart soemthing like that, find every nice old person they harassed and send a letter sayuing nice things and respect.
Honestly, Hitler would be dumb enough to actually hide easter eggs in his cover name.
That's like the one good point they made.
I like how your kitty came over to check on you during the Ancient Aliens segment.
"Bro, are you okay? I'm worried about you."
There's something deeply unsettling about seeing these guys obsessing about the possibility of Hitler being alive as if they all have little swastika shrines in their closets.
Best part is when they have the Reichsadler and swastikas on their merch
@@hyperion3145 please tell me that’s a joke...
Holy cow that is the case here
I think they want to be a part of the fourth reich they're trying to prove exists
I keep it well polished too.
I can’t believe Quinton got mad that the Hunting Hitler guys didn’t read the document when, obviously, they couldn’t read
they could only bother to read a few lines at a time through their wonderous private google software
I have conducted extensive research and I have come to the conclusion that these guys couldn't read, and were therefore aliens.
Yeah, bold of him to think they can read, or comprehend.
"hitler escaped to argentina" theory is out
"hitler went back in time and became moe and went on to be in the 3 stooges" theory is IN
"Forward thinking" is a helluva way to describe _Hitler_
My thoughts exactly
Find a girl who looks at you the way that dude looks at nazi coins.
Does it have to be a girl? I mean, a girl specifically?
@@MrPiccoloku lmao if your gay then a boy
That dude is an MMA fighter, he's always billed as being a "war hero" and shit. Never knew he was such a fucking weirdo LOLOL
@@ActuallyJozu name?
@@yeetman4953 Tim Kennedy
Imagine in like years from now people would make a series called "Finding Cat Girls" just cause Elon Musk made a tweet about genetically engineering them and the entire show is just american weebs harassing Japanese people and meeting r/animemes redditors. Just a thought
I would watch the fuck out of that show.
If they're ever made the first will live horrible lives in labs.
Elon is too smart and forward-thinking to not have invested in creating cat-girls to colonize mars.
To be fair, they would have a better chance of finding an actual cat-human hybrid vaguely resembling an anime catgirl in 80 years than most of the stuff people in those shows are looking for.
Cat girls do exist, I'm a cat enby, and we are all anarcho-socialist and queer as heck.
The sentence: "the crack team is a few steps away from finding their elusive treasure, be that real treasure, evidence of Bigfoot, or.... Hitler" was perhaps the funniest thing I have heard all year. And the cherry on top was the low-key "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" soundtrack afterwards... just *chef's kiss*
Did it ever occur to those guys that if A.H. was still alive today, he would be more than 130 yo?
**knocks to hear something hollow**
"oh yeah... that's totally a tunnel."
....that, or you know.... plumbing.
That was hilarious! Did the producers really think no one would know how walls work?
Dwight Schrute: "these studs are in the wrong place."
Or ventilation.
Better go see if the plumbing is big enough to go slogging through!
"This must be where the secret tunnel is!"
(Camera pans over to show they're knocking on the wall of the womens' bathroom)
The guy at the end who had the photo of “old Adolf” is either a master troll or just as dumb as the investigators. Either way it’s amazing that the conclusion was that Adolf was one of the 3 stooges. Simply amazing.
They not only relied on facial recognition software (Which at its best is super-iffy) for smoking-gun evidence, but one that matched the face of Adolph Hitler with the face of the man with the single most stereotypically Jewish birth name possible (Except Mel Brooks)
@@MrPiccoloku I think Moshe Goldstein is the most stereotypical Jewish name out there
havent finished the video was not expecting that ending there
Or he was paid by the crew.
I mean, what are the chances of a guy who had a photo of an old comic and said "oh it's Hitler's photo'.
I can believe his father helped Nazis escaped, but that he really had that photo on his drawer? No ^^
3rd reich...3 stooges... it all fits man!
24:19 “to see a Nazi coin, it takes your breath away.”
*ahem* SUS
The Missing 411 is also a great "nothing happens" documentary made by a genuinely weird guy. If you're ever looking for more ideas.
Hunting Hitler team: "Come on old man! Tell us! You knew adolf hitler!!"
Old man: "I just lived through a terrible time"
Hunting Hitler Team: "Yeah right! You hear that ,cameraman Shmadolf Shmitler ?"
Shmadolf Shmitler: "JA! He's totally ze hitler!"
Looks like a joke you'd see in Rick & Morty
Like, along with 75 layers of irony
@@Sorrelhas I pay money..... exclusively for this joke alone lol
@@bulbasaur1534 aberdolf lincor
It would be hilarious If it turned out Jawless Zombie hitler was who made this show.
As far as Scooby-Doo mysteries, this one is interesting.
There wasn’t even a damn monster to unmask.
The only thing that made me go hysterical is that hitler "liked" being called "big wolf"
The possibility of hitler being a furry is the only thing im interested in
I hate the idea that he could be one of those tumblr people from 2016 who base their entire identity on being a wolf incarnate
@@uwuifyingransomware the mention of tumblr made me envision miku binder thomas jefferson but with hitler
@@uwuifyingransomware you have no idea how many of those tumblr types would be hitler 2 if they were born decades earlier. thank the maker for the internet, it’s practically a suppressant.
Holy shit that's hilarious. Furry Hitler 😂😂😂
tHe TrUtH oF HiTlErS sExUaLiTy
(Side note: Nazi furs are a thing. It was supposed to be a joke. A really vile joke. I know the people who started it-one of them use to work at Bad Dragon-and they regret it. It’s not a joke anymore.)
Funny enough I study about Nazi Germany literally in Hebrew U in Jerusalem.. When studying about Hitler, our international relations professor told us there are two things that made hitler make moves- ideology and opportunism.
He made moves in the name of ideology from the beginning, but was able to wait a lot of time for the right opportunity to make excuses for it. His behavioral pattern was to make a radical move and than immediately make a speech that it’s the last time. The fact he made it that far before making the agreement countries (Britain US and France) just goes to show how stupid were everyone. The direct and probable only reason he won the election was because of the Great Depression.
I always wonder what hitler would’ve thought if he knew Jewish students were studying about his demise, in Hebrew and in Jerusalem lol
Moral of the story:
I haven't watched Downfall in a while, maybe it's time to watch a good film about the death of Adolf
"It was America that brought down the Third Reich"
*Faint Russian laughter in the distance*
...Just because the Russians got to Berlin and knocked it down doesn't invalidate the American and British efforts in the Western Front. Especially since that contributed to spreading the Nazi army thin between two fronts.
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@@BadEmpanada Well in that case I also disagree. As I said, all the Allies contributed in the war effort to bring down the Third Reich. With Germany having to fight a war on multiple fronts.
samtemdo8 its been argued that d-day only hastened the inevitable with the western allies merely wishing to prevent Soviet expansionism, regardless while all the allies contributed to the effort to defeat Germany its pretty clear who contributed the most and that was the Russians by a clear margin.
@@samtemdo8 Russia still had the untapped industrial might to defeat the Nazis on their own. The war would've probably lasted a little longer but the Nazi invasion of Russia would've stalled long enough for Russia to tap into that industrial potential even if they committed all of their forces to one front because they still wouldn't have prepared adequately for Russia's weather and terrain.
What honestly bothers me when people "claim" that Hitler and the nazis were all mentally sick and "born mosters" is that those excuses are a way to say: I'm normal, I would never be a part of that. That is a very dangerous line of thinking IMO
You are right. All this nonsense about what was "Wrong" with Hitler and the Nazis is more about convincing people that there *was* something "wrong." The most terrifying thought is that they were just normal people in particular circumstances, cause it implies any one of us might have a potential Hitler in them.
It's a sickening, easy way to deflect blame because people are too much of a coward to admit that if the Nazis are capable of constructing such a plan, any group of people around the world is capable of doing the same. Milgram basically blew that idea out of the water after it showed that normal people being presided over by an authority figure can be made to do horrible things and the Stanford Prison Experiment also proved that when provided a role, normal people will mold themselves to fit it as close as possible.
@@arthurfine4284 The Stanford Prison Experiment was debunked, though.
@@fgjhham89 Give me proof. It wasn't last time I learned about it.
It makes me wonder what Hitler would have been like if he didn't grow up in an abusive household or actually got accepted into art school.
I remember watching a lot of WWII documentaries on TV in my early teens, and just realized that I never learned anything about the Holocaust until I did actual research of the war myself. Man, these WWII documentaries are fucked up...
"...he cut out parts of his jaw like he was cartoon supervillain, and then he went into hiding without a jaw."
*gasp* Baron Ünderbeit!
Gotta say, "Keksburg, Pennsylvania" does sound like a place nazis would show up at
We're through the looking glass, here...
Home of the Wunderwaffle
@@elyna21 Yeah, someone should open a shop with that name in Keksburg. °laughs uncontrollably in german°
Sounds like something 4chan made
@@dalek4463 I wonder if that's where Kekistan came up?
And all this time I thought they appropriated the World of Warcraft meme.
I feel like the screaming rant about how they thought that picture of Moe Howard was Hitler is exactly what this whole channel has been building up to since its inception
This video should've ended with The Three Stooges ending card and theme song.
Edit: never mind
40:50
41:13 Normally outbursts like that one are cringe but considering the cirumstance its perfectly justified
It’s not as cringe as the show he was ranting against 😂
@@pokemonmanic3595 why do lefties be so fucking shouty though? like, calm down or some shit
@@notfreeman1776 It’s not even a left or a right thing these morons literally though Moe Howard was Hitler!
@@notfreeman1776 to emphasize how stupid you gotta be to make such a mistake
fun fact: were hitler still alive, he'd be 133 years old in 2022. Which is unlikely since he had parkinsons disease.
Hunting Hitler sounds like an SNL skit that didn't make it through the final cut
That would've been hilarious.
Sounds like the title of a Markiplier video
You know what's funny? Wolfenstein: The New Order is a better Nazi documentary than half of these shows.
Why? Because in between the giant wolf robots that eat tanks and the Nazi moon base, the game goes out of it's way multiple times to highlight just how horrible the Nazi ideology really is. From Klaus losing his son to soldiers due to having a clubbed foot, to the ethnicity test you have to take early on (which is conducted by a Nazi officer), to the concentration camp level, the game does what these "documentaries" fail to do, which is telling you that NAZIS ARE BAD.
Even better, those games go out of their way to repeatedly state the Nazis NEVER would've achieved their victory with their super-weapons if they hadn't stolen some ancient Jewish super-science hidden secrets.
@@RomLoneWolf23 I never really thought about it but I kinda wonder if that's supposed to reference how they essentially through out all of their research into nuclear technology because it was carried out by Jewish researchers.
These games are also a punch in the face to all who say that the communists were worse than the nazis. Yes, communism is evil but nazism is WAY more evil. The only reason why communists killed more is because nazis existed (as a nation) only for 13 years.
It’s so fucking bizarre that Wolfenstein, had a better and more honest level about concentration camps, than Call of Duty WW2 did, I am not joking or exaggerating
The thing is, everybody knows nazis are bad, there's no need to speak about how bad nazis are in a documentary about war machinery. It's already given that when you watch a documentary about nazis you know they were bad people.
41:23 okay hear me out.... What if.... The Three Stooges were actually Aliens. Ancient Aliens as well. And they disguised as Hitler invented the Die Glocke and time travelled out of Germany to become Franco's Gardener? There is some possiblity of this yes?
Those floating rounded pyramid things show up on screen and all i can think is "Daleks"
These guys remind me of myself in kindergarten. I would sit there and waste my entire recess digging in the sand obsessed with trying to find a fossil. I was so obsessed that whenever I saw a rock that was remotely unusual in shape, size, color, etc I was SURE it was from some dinosaur. The biggest difference between me and them, though, is that I was looking for something that actually existed, jut not in the right place.
Also, you were five. Being obsessed with dinosaurs and digging them up when you're five is acceptable. Being a grown-ass adult who's obsessed with the Nazis and proving that Hitler secretly survived the war? Less so.
You should have stuck a knife on the ground and move it around
Also digging in the sand at recess doesn't hurt anyone.
@@SolaireHighwind It actually ended up with me getting hit in the head with a rock due to a paleontologists' rivalry and spending the rest of the day in the nurse's office watching Spiderman
Well yeah. That's just a kid thing. Most of us grow out of it. These guys... well
Ok, like, even if Hitler didn't kill himself, he'd have died of old age by now. Like everyone else who was alive during the war. Do they think he's immortal or something?
If he found all the crystal skulls he would be immortal.
@@emmastrange5557 Jesus
My guess is that they wanted to be the "EUREKA! I discovered something that everyone else is wrong, I am the correct one" kind of guy.
Not everyone who fought in World War II is dead
SonofSethoitae But Hitler would be, as at the time of filming he'd be older than the longest lived person in recorded history was when she died.
40:50 You know what the most fucking insulting thing is about them mistaking a photo of Moe for Hitler? Moe's birth name was Moses Horwitz. He was of Lithuanian Jewish ancestry.
Thank you for talking about the utter hubris of Hitler’s Germany. The pure truth is, being evil does NOT make you an evil mastermind. In school they really almost “romanticized” the heavy-handed evil that took place in WW2. Lead by an evil genius of a politician. In reality, they were destitute and desperate, and they picked a leader that lived in that mindset. They lost because they picked their weapons, intel, and tactics, about the same way my 20 month old son picks out what toy he wants at Walmart.
That airport at around 26:00? That ain't an airport, that's the subway stop nearby (all the signage is in BVG's corporate design). Fun fact: That subway stop did not exist during WWII.
Oh my god they built a subway stop on top of it to stop History Channel from figuring out!!
What also funny is that when they find the supposed "secret tunnel", they are like "Holy shit, we found the secret tunnel!" and just like leave it like that. They didn't even bother to break open the wall to see if it really was a secret tunnel.
@@godess_call Ehh...being fair that would likely count as destruction of property
I like how they made their search engine as stereotypically hacker-looking as possible
Seriously, it looks like it’s borrowed from Numb3rs or CSI or something
@@stefanfilipovits21 it probably is, but they just got someone to change the looks a little bit
Does the search engine actually have a function?
@@theincrediblehulk2865 An unsubtle way to hide the fact that the Hunters cannot read.
@@theincrediblehulk2865 I'm keeping it 200 bucks that the answer is no
27:13 - I've never seen "Fuck off, you muppets" written into a face that clearly.
OMGosh the "IAM T FUEHRER" bit had me laughing so hard I cried. You have my sub sir!
The whole Hunting Hitler segment I was thinking "In 2015 he'd be 126 years old" the oldest person depending on what sources you believe is either 116 or 122... you really believe he's just... miracously lived longer then anyone...
I mean, Satan gave him a time machine. I think he could survive a bit longer
Croter8ment Are you SURE it wasn't aliens dressed as Nazi generals, that gave Hitler this "Zeit-Glocke?"
Johna X Not just that, but the guy had numerous conditions and a history of drug abuse
Disappointed Turtle I don’t think drug abuse is a problem when your brain is put in an immortal robotic body in order to facilitate the rise of the 4th reich.
Hitler being Franco's gardener sounds like the setup to a very messed up RPF slash-fic
Sounds like a comedy sketch
Or a very strange sitcom.
RPF? Role-Playing Fascists?
@@slaughterround643 I _think_ it's Real Person Fiction. But I like your idea better.
On Whose Line they tried to do a bit about "Cosby and Hitler" and it was nicked by the director/censors.
Ahhhh. Your yelling about the picture being Moe was amazing. That is exactly how I felt in that moment and I had to just listen to the beauty of your yelling about it like 4 times in a row before moving on lol
Literally every single thing you mentioned, from the bad documentaries to freaking oak island I felt with every being of myself.
I grew up watching all this dumb bullshit because my parents ADORE the history Channel
So many debates
So many times I've screamed
ANCIENT ALIENS IS GRASPING AT STRAWS DAD!!!!
THERE IS NO BELL
HITLER IS DEAD
You poor thing
I honestly got a kick out of the "knocking on the tile wall" bit because, more than likely, it's just a tile with shoddy adhesive. There's a tile on my kitchen floor that makes the same sound.
And you're sure Hitler isn't hiding under there?
You should always be wary of little spaces like that- there could be cockroaches, spiders, ex-leaders of the Nazi party, or small rodents living inside. If you hear any noises, consider talking to pest control and/or the local military
@@coryman125 Why did you list cockroaches twice?
@@PeeperSnail They had to be sure.
you’re wrong it’s a tunnel connecting your kitchen to that airport
The “Hitler = gardener” thing is barely a step above the Monty Python skit with Mr. Hilter & his assistant Mr. Bimmler.
"You wouln't have much fun in Stalingrad mr. Hilter."
I went into this comments section specifically to make sure if someone had already referenced that. I'm kind of surprised Quinton didn't. It was right there.
Soon, baby.
Fun fact: there is an episode of Spitting Image in which Hitler is Margaret Thacher's gardener, highly recommended episode (and show in general)
@@NightmareLyra He was her neighbor I believe
There is some ungodly funny poetic irony in the fact they couldn't tell apart Hitler and one of the three stuges.
I don't think they couldn't tell them apart, I think they hoped the public couldn't tell them apart ^^
22:55 speaking as a historian, using search software to comb for leads is not too uncommon. However, a good historian always distinguishes themselves by then proceeding to cross reference said leads, AKA further research.
i remember when i was little my grandmother would watch these type of history channel documentaries while she did my hair and curse out the television because she was so annoyed with they stupidity of the show.
My father watches these and laughs his ass off at the idiocy. I need to show him the Moe Howard bit.
Tell your grandma I love her for that
grandmas are the best
"The Nazis were not actively searching for the crystal skulls."
They were too busy looking for the crystal meth, heyooo!!
Heisenberg made them.
To be fair, since they had a hand in its invention and propagation, it’s safe to say the Nazis found the crystal meth 😂
They should've been looking in their soldiers backpacks
don't have to look, it was medicinal. Hitler was given his by a doctor
“what if the aliens.....looked like nazis” one hit killed me