Mourinho Takes Spurs To The Top,Van Dijkeless Liverpool Keep Winning & Who Will Make The Top 3?

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  • @dolo3905
    @dolo3905 4 роки тому +271

    Rules to speaking English:
    1. Their our know rules

  • @Xepicbuttergames
    @Xepicbuttergames 4 роки тому +182

    The greatest football analysis show here to ease my pain as an arsenal

    • @franklingoodwin
      @franklingoodwin 4 роки тому +5

      I'm not an Arsenal...I'm THE Arsenal😆 #norules

    • @AnthonyScott5425
      @AnthonyScott5425 4 роки тому +5

      FEEL YOU, bro! Especially seeing them sat outside our true home. The ground where we left our soul and success. 😔

    • @natemullins3873
      @natemullins3873 4 роки тому

      Most reliable comment. 2 vids a week that wash away the pain

    • @omalone1169
      @omalone1169 4 роки тому

      @@natemullins3873 Me again promoting our WhatsApp football group chat with an emphasis on tactics
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      ✖️ Not for transfer gossip or spam
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    • @Xepicbuttergames
      @Xepicbuttergames 4 роки тому +2

      Had enough being a fan had to drop the title like spurs will

  • @arshreality
    @arshreality 4 роки тому +145

    talks about lip fillers, truck with "don't waste money" goes past.
    matrix glitchin'

  • @jacobito626
    @jacobito626 4 роки тому +63

    “I’m on top like Mourinho” UNDERRATED BAR😭

  • @samtoomer9447
    @samtoomer9447 4 роки тому +73

    Lads you didn't even do the MLS thing justice:
    •Keeper comes off his line, gets second yellow, manager's already gone down the tunnel to celebrate (he saved when he came off his line)
    •They fully sub on the back up goalie, he comes on the pitch (4th official holds up the board and everything)
    •Ref puts his hand to his ear, where the var obviously tells him they not only already had all their substitutes but also a 5 minute delay while they are clearly checking if you can make a sub during pens (you can't)
    •Outfield player has to put on the gloves, gets scored on easily (doesn't even dive)
    •Nani (yes that Nani) misses the next pen
    •outfield keeper saves the next pen REF blows the FULL TIME WHISTLE, players all celebrate, scenes as they all celebrate.
    •ref has to double check again, turns out Orlando have to actually score a winning pen
    •They score, and actually win 15 FULL MINUTES after the red (it was already 4-4 in the shoot out)
    Orlando celebrate for the THIRD TIME

    • @omalone1169
      @omalone1169 4 роки тому

      Wait Nani?

    • @samtoomer9447
      @samtoomer9447 4 роки тому

      @@omalone1169 Yep that Nani

    • @samtoomer9447
      @samtoomer9447 4 роки тому +3

      This reddit thread has the full video (part 2 in the comments) reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/jyhtu4/amazing_sequence_as_orlando_goalkeeper_gallese/

    • @ThisIsTaps
      @ThisIsTaps 4 роки тому

      @@samtoomer9447 Thank you for this

  • @MBilal-mf6mf
    @MBilal-mf6mf 4 роки тому +50

    I've clocked the matrix. Pep and Mourinho's chakras can never be aligned at the same time.

    • @omalone1169
      @omalone1169 4 роки тому

      “Throughout the first years of our lives we were forced not just to internalize a few aspects of capital, but to build up a structure of internalizations. As our capacity for coherent natural self-regulation was systematically broken down, a new system of self regulation took its place, a coherent system, incorporating all the aspects of self-repression. We participated in capital’s ongoing project of colonization by colonizing ourselves, by continually working at the construction of a unitary character-structure (character armor), a unitary defense against all drives, feelings, and desires which we learned were dangerous to express. In the place of our original transparent relations to our world, we created a structure of barriers to our selfexpression which hides us from ourselves and others.”Jay Amrod and Lev Chernyi, “Beyond Character and Morality: Towards Transparent Communications and Coherent Organization.” Howard J. Ehrlich ed. Reinventing Anarchy, Again (San Francisco, California: AK Press, 1996), 321

    • @amarthered
      @amarthered 4 роки тому +3

      Same as United and Liverpool

  • @reubenbird3978
    @reubenbird3978 4 роки тому +84

    Vuj calling Highbury the Emirates there’s no rules

    • @mrmagoo756
      @mrmagoo756 4 роки тому +1

      But its the emirates...

    • @reubenbird3978
      @reubenbird3978 4 роки тому +3

      @@mrmagoo756 it’s not tho is it

    • @shahee6579
      @shahee6579 4 роки тому

      What is highbury now ?

    • @mrmagoo756
      @mrmagoo756 4 роки тому +1

      @@reubenbird3978 last time I checked highbury turned to dust.

    • @conormurphy7126
      @conormurphy7126 4 роки тому

      @@mrmagoo756 flats

  • @yusufchagtai5542
    @yusufchagtai5542 4 роки тому +87

    Vuj looking like a Russian officer in disguise smuggling nerve agent.

    • @jacobito626
      @jacobito626 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao Vuj KGB confirmed😭

    • @MrSunnyBra
      @MrSunnyBra 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobito626 ‘Ex’ KGB...but still KGB

  • @jakefuller5425
    @jakefuller5425 4 роки тому +39

    Poet and Vuj always have the best vibes, watching this on a Monday sets me up for a great week

    • @alifpr
      @alifpr 4 роки тому

      Agreed!

  • @alberthamilton6799
    @alberthamilton6799 4 роки тому +28

    "they want the gold when you lose silva" sometimes i forget poet is a rapper

  • @instapasta589
    @instapasta589 4 роки тому +19

    Glitches in the matrix:
    Talking about lip fillers truck with “don’t waste money” drives behind. Absolutely MAD!

  • @chickensoup9622
    @chickensoup9622 4 роки тому +15

    Klopp on his knees like a Bad B explaining ADHD speaks to my spirit animal

  • @AbhigyanKhargharia24
    @AbhigyanKhargharia24 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you Klopp for keeping us up to date. Genuinely appreciate it

  • @AlexMcBalix
    @AlexMcBalix 4 роки тому +17

    Hojberg is the signing of the season imo. So underrated

    • @muhammad3mam
      @muhammad3mam 4 роки тому +2

      He's been brilliant no lie but for me its Jota

    • @dhiaboumaiza7932
      @dhiaboumaiza7932 4 роки тому +5

      Jota is the sexy pick . Højbjerg is the true signing of the season . So consistent and also unlocks ndombele whose been playing great

    • @GR-rx5tx
      @GR-rx5tx 4 роки тому +1

      Got to be Jota & Hojberg. We are yet to see Thiago tho which I think could be better than both

    • @dhiaboumaiza7932
      @dhiaboumaiza7932 4 роки тому +1

      @@GR-rx5tx yeah he's a different level to those two but he hasn't played much

    • @mrSam3ooo
      @mrSam3ooo 4 роки тому +1

      Mean backoff as well 😍

  • @illmasterhypersnyper2173
    @illmasterhypersnyper2173 4 роки тому +18

    The were talking about getting lip fillers and then a truck passed saying "dont waste your money" MATRIX CONFRIMED 1:55

  • @josslambert14
    @josslambert14 4 роки тому +1

    Love to have you guys back, it’s not been long but it’s still felt like too long

  • @sandilemziyane5525
    @sandilemziyane5525 4 роки тому +4

    Big Shout out to the audio engineer(s) man, the audio is super crispy at all times!

  • @-kallz-6108
    @-kallz-6108 4 роки тому +6

    We (Liverpool) beat Leicester with all these players injured or with covid:
    • Van Dijk 🤕❌
    • Mo Salah 🤕❌
    • Trent Alexander-Arnold 🤕❌
    • Jordan Henderson 🤕❌
    • Thiago Alcantara 🤕❌
    • Joe Gomez 🤕❌
    • Oxlade Chamberlain 🤕❌
    • Xherdan Shaqiri 🤕❌
    The showing of true Champions and a world class team with an amazing mentality‼️🙌🏽

  • @MrDanishninja
    @MrDanishninja 4 роки тому +6

    Klopp dropping the real knowledge about ADD, making me feel like less of a madman. I'm still a madman, but at least I'm happy about it

  • @rowananderson8318
    @rowananderson8318 4 роки тому +1

    Bro a 38 minute show... my week just got better bless up

  • @MrGrgiZg08
    @MrGrgiZg08 4 роки тому +9

    17:53 Vuj mentions Instagram and two seconds later Klopp throws in a filter

  • @takingnone1780
    @takingnone1780 4 роки тому +14

    “Van Dijkless” is a phrase that shouldn’t make me laugh but it does anyways

  • @AkaAka24
    @AkaAka24 4 роки тому +13

    Comment of the year “you don’t have a channel going round saying the wrong thing” klopp

  • @jakefutureworks1348
    @jakefutureworks1348 4 роки тому +3

    An afters with poet, vuj, klopp and pukki would be an absolute vibe

  • @colinbaloun1664
    @colinbaloun1664 4 роки тому +3

    Would you guys even consider putting this on Spotify podcast?
    I’d love to listen while working

  • @rendondo214
    @rendondo214 4 роки тому +2

    Yet again Klopp is spitting facts in ‘Klopp’s Corner’. Also congrats on 124k subscribers, now you can fill Spurs’ new stadium twice over. Have a nice 👍

  • @themallows2521
    @themallows2521 4 роки тому

    The greatest football analysis show giving me good vibes thru trying times
    Much love!

  • @fuentinho416
    @fuentinho416 4 роки тому +1

    9:40 looool my man with the stroller was loving it😂😂

  • @dinho2k10
    @dinho2k10 4 роки тому +2

    “I was doing my intercoursing” I taking that 😂

  • @wilseph1
    @wilseph1 4 роки тому +2

    Klopp's intros are always wild!

  • @benjaminalberts7688
    @benjaminalberts7688 4 роки тому

    I LOVE NORWEGIAN KLOPP

  • @MrCoolrock2
    @MrCoolrock2 4 роки тому +7

    VERY discomforting that Vuj is sitting on the left & Poet on the right

  • @PTwno
    @PTwno 4 роки тому +1

    Absolutely agree with Poet on the top three thing. Being 75 does come with its wisdom after all

  • @ibrahimmalik1397
    @ibrahimmalik1397 4 роки тому +4

    Poets Man city analysis was ELITE elite

  • @parthdake
    @parthdake 4 роки тому +6

    Yes I am back with more evidence on my previous report of "Glitches in Matrix and how Poet & Vuj control them."
    At 1:57 Both of em are talking about how not to get lip fillers cos its a waste and plastic and a garbage truck comes in saying Don't Waste Money.
    I'll be publishing this paper to Micheal James Carpenter CEO of Poet&Vuj Wanderers for further evaluation

  • @ag6529
    @ag6529 4 роки тому +2

    Beautiful back drop 😍

  • @99humz
    @99humz 4 роки тому +9

    A van goes past with "don't waste your money" on it. These times they're chatting about lip fillers
    Glitch in the matrix

  • @wilseph1
    @wilseph1 4 роки тому +3

    Watching Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp get into his history bag is always gangsta.

  • @marksmanGrey
    @marksmanGrey 4 роки тому +3

    You guys are Legends

  • @canonogic
    @canonogic 4 роки тому

    Thanks for making the Fun With Louis signing. New faces were Needed

  • @koolpranxtv2373
    @koolpranxtv2373 4 роки тому +1

    Watching this while lying on the floor ready to go to sleep, only started sleeping on the floor 2 days ago. Matrix is on point this week.

  • @framinghamballerz85
    @framinghamballerz85 4 роки тому

    As a spurs fan this is righttttt about when things all go wrong.
    It’s what is so beautiful about supporting Tottenham. It’s an absolute ride

  • @NotYourVampiree
    @NotYourVampiree 4 роки тому

    I love the old men who’ve been friends forever vibe these 2 give me.
    As a Tottenham fan it’s weird hearing an Arsenal fan talk so well about us.

  • @tommyruppert9340
    @tommyruppert9340 4 роки тому +1

    I love how the show always ends with Vuj saying some farewells and then continues on for 30 seconds as they talk about whatever pops into his head

  • @ethanbarrett5319
    @ethanbarrett5319 4 роки тому +3

    First 10 seconds and Vuj has already called Highbury the Emirates. No rules.

  • @Boogedy118
    @Boogedy118 4 роки тому +2

    @29:49 they start talking about Dortmund, van wearing Dortmund kit pulls up. Glitch in the matrix.

  • @jesusmaldonado384
    @jesusmaldonado384 4 роки тому

    Puki BEING A TEXAN IS JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALL ANALYSIS SHOW. You got a Jamaican grandma, serbian brother,klop and a cowboy talking football!!!!

  • @wasimmohammed5501
    @wasimmohammed5501 4 роки тому

    You guys should give life advices thanks keep it up proud of you guys

  • @no92108
    @no92108 4 роки тому +3

    everyone loves a spicy klopp. MY BRUDDA

  • @chilliboy99
    @chilliboy99 4 роки тому +3

    Vuj really said Dr Sebi. That's how you know he's on a different spiritual plane

  • @alexrantala5936
    @alexrantala5936 4 роки тому

    brudda with the pram was getting some slick pictures, the greatest football analysis show now has photographers on payroll

  • @WishMount
    @WishMount 4 роки тому +2

    Just watched Project X on UA-cam. This show is so zen, perfect to wind down to

  • @alejandroraines4700
    @alejandroraines4700 4 роки тому +6

    When you guys are talking about lip fillers, a truck goes by that says "don't waste your money" The matrix has a sense of humor 1:59

  • @JrSwagKing
    @JrSwagKing 4 роки тому +16

    Me: Poet and Vuj haven't post in a lil min, where are the bloodclot mandem?
    Poet & Vuj: Posted 4 minutes ago

    • @JrSwagKing
      @JrSwagKing 4 роки тому

      Same thing happened with me and Spiritual So :')

  • @atilcanmalak6432
    @atilcanmalak6432 4 роки тому

    I mentioned this on a previous video. The way Klopp wavered attention on Adama Traore in the last year to the point where even Pep complimented Traore after Wolves slapped City. The whole time all this transfer buzz was centered around Traore, meanwhile Klopp’s phoning Nuno about this Diogo kid.
    When everyone was waiting on the Thiago signing, which inevitably came, we also got this stroke of genius.

  • @Timg1231
    @Timg1231 4 роки тому +1

    Coffee with poet and vuj Monday mornings feeling (somewhat) normal again here in the States. Have nice global football community.

  • @wolfjeter1256
    @wolfjeter1256 4 роки тому +4

    Klopp was spittin bout ADHD mad, I’m a non believer now

  • @samuranga8537
    @samuranga8537 4 роки тому +2

    Psychedelics are cool

  • @Kadz25
    @Kadz25 4 роки тому +2

    13:18 had to double take for that "inshallah" man like Dawud vujanic

  • @michaeladoasi3830
    @michaeladoasi3830 4 роки тому

    Big up Scary Movie, gave my big brother nightmares

  • @gluckaphra
    @gluckaphra 4 роки тому

    the speed vuj talks through the comments is the speed I watch my online lectures, 2X!!!

  • @DaveeedMM
    @DaveeedMM 4 роки тому

    Thanks for showing my comment again! Have a nice! 👍🏽

  • @obamaibnbahish5680
    @obamaibnbahish5680 4 роки тому

    Oh how you two lads are missed, There is no show out there that entertains more than you two riffing off each others banter.

  • @alexandermenkiti5592
    @alexandermenkiti5592 4 роки тому +4

    Klopp hit the nail on the head!!!!

  • @dazalttheory8965
    @dazalttheory8965 4 роки тому

    Love how the trendy Photographer Dad with Pram was IN on the joke about the Independent Woman™

  • @maxsimmonds1322
    @maxsimmonds1322 4 роки тому +4

    'Me can't concentrate'

  • @connormcleod9595
    @connormcleod9595 4 роки тому

    Jose is a f@cking legend. RESPECT

  • @winstonwwright
    @winstonwwright 4 роки тому

    Utd fan and i hate to admit it but after watching All or Nothing this Spurs squad really struck a heart string. Fuck em, but if they won the league this year I’d smile.

  • @MrNaTs24
    @MrNaTs24 4 роки тому +6

    I'm diagnosed with ADHD, and I think it's bullshit too. They look at a kid goofing around in class, talking to his friends instead of paying attention to his teacher and say he has a "condition". No, that's called being a young boy, we aren't meant to sit at a desk for 6 hours a day. We want to run around and play sports, not sit in silence listening to someone explain stuff that has no practical relevance to our life as a kid.

  • @KjukL
    @KjukL 4 роки тому +1

    Bring Klopp to filthy and 2 him up with loons 😂😂 and vuj that laugh at 13:29 is a bit left you know 😂😂😂

  • @viktorbozhilov9365
    @viktorbozhilov9365 4 роки тому

    Klopp arguing with a reporter and Chris Wilder getting caught in the crossfire is just gold.

  • @ahau123411
    @ahau123411 4 роки тому

    yo klopp really gave me a perspective ive never really thought of an adhd. shoutout klopp og bodø/glimt og alle de ensomme kidsa i norge

  • @ThistleThings
    @ThistleThings 4 роки тому

    Talking about Dortmund and there is a DHL van in the background.
    Yellow, yellow, glitch

  • @BenzoDaClown
    @BenzoDaClown 4 роки тому +2

    "First champions league plus the league equals league and champions league that's just simple math easy math" I swear Klopp is a wild card fam

  • @MJCisGaming
    @MJCisGaming 4 роки тому

    The New Have A Nice Glitch in the Matrix merch looks great

  • @salilcherian3825
    @salilcherian3825 3 роки тому

    lool Roy Keane really said he thinks arsenal have enough to stay up this year 😭 love this man

  • @George-yy3rs
    @George-yy3rs 4 роки тому

    0:05 in front of Highbury, Vuj: back at the Emirates
    love this show #haveanice #vujbringbackthemerch

  • @KINGdarris2000
    @KINGdarris2000 4 роки тому

    big up klopp for consistently spittin fax

  • @wilseph1
    @wilseph1 4 роки тому +2

    Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp was on one this episode!

  • @devsardar8330
    @devsardar8330 4 роки тому +10

    Normal people- ADHD
    Klopp- eddy etcha etcha

  • @agoodamerican614
    @agoodamerican614 4 роки тому

    "Holding the big stick while talking about zaddys"
    😂🤣

  • @pencilneckgeek1842
    @pencilneckgeek1842 4 роки тому +1

    can you guys do an episode outside of stamford bridge

  • @cr7owns
    @cr7owns 4 роки тому +9

    Everyone talking about hojberg or james being the signing of the season, but I think Norwegian Klopp takes that title

  • @michaelkhazin5131
    @michaelkhazin5131 4 роки тому

    Best ending to the show was the episode with the crackheads running. Legendary.

  • @ryanbridges4042
    @ryanbridges4042 4 роки тому

    Just watched Brighton vs Liverpool. As a Brighton fan I’m very happy with the result. But VAR is ridiculous. Salah’s goal should’ve stood and we were very fortunate to get a penalty at the end. Great goal by Jota and a good penalty by Pascal Gross

  • @dazalttheory8965
    @dazalttheory8965 4 роки тому

    As, they talk about the value and importance of Lip Fillers - a Bin Van passes with "Don't waste money".
    Matrix glitching.

  • @AirPierre
    @AirPierre 4 роки тому

    "look me in the eyes and call me Zaddy"... thats my next tattoo sorted

  • @DanielCantonaGarrod
    @DanielCantonaGarrod 4 роки тому +3

    9:42 how’s a zaddy who’s having a nice walk by CLEAR GLITCH IN THE MATRIX #norules

  • @dazalttheory8965
    @dazalttheory8965 4 роки тому

    As, Vuj talks about the quality of a certain Premier League Referee - a Removal Van slowly drives past.
    Matrix glitching.

  • @jasjohal000094
    @jasjohal000094 4 роки тому +1

    Pukki's celebration was lit (27:31)

  • @AlexMcBalix
    @AlexMcBalix 4 роки тому +8

    Spurs win things when the year end in a 1 it's the 2020/2021 season 🙄

  • @dazalttheory8965
    @dazalttheory8965 4 роки тому

    "I was born in a Civil War" - the greatest Country & Western song that needs to be on the future Grand Theft Auto 6 radio.

  • @zekusas
    @zekusas 4 роки тому +1

    🥶Top 3 Liverpool, chelsea,spurs, united

  • @ohenekofisakyi-addo6760
    @ohenekofisakyi-addo6760 4 роки тому

    Yo Klopp was spitting facts about the whole ADHD thing. I've never thought about anything through that perspective before. You lot are really giving me new ways to look at life

  • @zlazydawgg5684
    @zlazydawgg5684 4 роки тому

    Yes Poettt! “well they are lonely, they lost Kompany, they want the gold when u lose Silva”!! #bars #haveanice

  • @jordanbruce6774
    @jordanbruce6774 4 роки тому

    Not so much a comment about football but one for Poet. Since he's been watching The walking dead lately I would recommend him to play a game on PS4 called The last of us. The story follows a man and his young daughter surviving a zombie apocalypse with similar scenarios occurring to the series without giving too much away but imo The walking dead fizzles out abit. It's probably one of the best storymode games ever produced on playstation so my description won't do it justice but Just completed the second game and it's amazing. Haveanice!

  • @007swarup
    @007swarup 4 роки тому

    Poet looks like he is about to do a 'sic mundas creatus est'

  • @randyn21
    @randyn21 4 роки тому

    Big up vuj for streaming with timbsy and making him rage quit against india.

  • @superluiss01
    @superluiss01 4 роки тому +2

    not gonna lie i really enjoy that you guys have grown and accepted that having an agenda is dope and scripting things to go a certain way and feel a certain mood but i really really like and have a laugh plus a nice think when you lot speak up your minds(whether it is opinion or facts biased or not) and just have a regular conversation about world things that others usually speak about with agendas and scripts. i pray the youth can see what a beautiful wonderful dream it is when you start ViBiN with yourself and delete the bot programmed in you to sit quietly in school and follow orders. HAVE A NiCE Planet Earth 👍 🌍GANG

  • @tumisangmopalami23
    @tumisangmopalami23 4 роки тому

    5 seconds in and Man like Vuj has called Highbury stadium as The Emirates...
    No rules!