Are we sure she's not a lost princess of the Amazons, discovered and raised by normal human beings all Moses style? That ticks a number of superhero-trope boxes at once. Double points if the Amazons are actually aliens who have lived on Earth long enough to forget their origins and their "Gods" are just misremembered leaders from their insane space tech days.
this actually no far from what the real origin of Wonder Woman's comics are, it was made by a male femenist who was in a polyamory with 2 women and were heavily into bondage because they believe it was some sort of expression for strong woman or whatever so they always included bondage despiction. I am no joking look it up
At this point Jessica has resigned to mercilessly Trolling Rosie until she Goes The Fuck Away! I used to work in Army Supply, there's a "Rosie" in every Unit.🤣
What gets me is that Rosie is so... grumpy. She never smiles, she always complains... I'm hoping the third Rosie cartoon has the other Amazons yelling at her, "stop whining, put down the pork rinds, and start joining us for our daily regimen of running, sparring, and hurling heavy objects!"
The inventor of wonder woman was an SMguy And his wonder woman stories were inspired by his stuff at home. It is not really a joke when you say this sounds like it's made up by a sliver when it really is.
Jessica: "I'll finish him off with the humiliation paddle and then I'll..." Stop. If you finish him off, there's no next step. Oh.... FINISH him off. But then you make him lick it up? And you don't charge for this?
Remember kids, a healthy dose of bondage a day gets the truth out of you... Edit: Now I remember that Rosie movie when she dressed in her BDSM gag skit... *smh*
@Pablo Atristain You don’t have to thank me really. I’m just doing my job... *sips coffee* Destroying a person’s innocence one mental image at a time. ^_^
At some point the actual Kite Man or Actual Booster Gold are going to end up in the Society of Virtue, and no one will be able to tell they aren't parodies.
I always suspected that comic creators included lots of... misfits, but since I never read any particular bios the example pointed out in this video was very interesting for me. So, I actually found the vid... educational. Thank you.
I'd be morbidly curious to know how the razor-sharp swords play into the -ahem- "disciplining" of bad guys. Being unimaginative I can't quite see the kink in having a stab wound.
The original Wonder Woman fit well with the BDSM stuff because greek good were kinky AF Also, parody the New Warriors, i want to see them battling Professor Patriarchy
You know, as funny as this video is, here's the bottom line: women can be just as kinky on other women as well. I'm not trying just to be politically correct but I am whipping this joke with my Athena's Crop of Wisdom.
"This mother f*cker will get his just dessert! I'll finish him off with the humiliation paddle and then I'm gonna make him clean the floor with his tongue and then I'll choke him!" Some woman probably already beat that guy with this same method long before he even created those weapons. Which then what's inspired him to use for the design theme when he's making those magical Amazonian weapons.
well, Amazons are immortal, they had to do something besides training on their free time. also that explain why there's no man on the island (for long periods of time)
It would be amazing to see that intense action scene (🌚) of fight between this amazonian instructor and asshole who created that stuff for them. That would be a real fight...
Glad to see Wonder Woman's creator William Moulton Marston represented.
Corvus What a checkered legacy
Isn't he more leaning of the sadist spectrum or both.....
also the guy who made the lie detector
@@Biodeamon and that's the reason her lasso makes you tell the truth...
And yet the actual Wonder Woman herself...is not? 🙁🙁🙁😒😑😑😑
Everyone: Wonder woman is fetish bait.
Catwoman: *whistles in distance*
Harley Quinn as she is shinning Mr. J.'s shoe starts sneezing uncontrollably off in the distance.
Well the guy who drew Wonder Woman used to draw bondage porn and originally if a man tied up Wonder Woman, she'd be rendered powerless.
@@Deuteromis the more you know
@@Deuteromis have you ever saw either the movie or a documentary or the Wikipedia about her creator, Professor Marston?
@@pabloatristain1696 nah I read it in an article
Majestic is out there spanking evil, so I wonder if she'll be made an honorary Amazonian?!
Honorary nothing, she's the goddess they're missing out on right now.
Are we sure she's not a lost princess of the Amazons, discovered and raised by normal human beings all Moses style? That ticks a number of superhero-trope boxes at once.
Double points if the Amazons are actually aliens who have lived on Earth long enough to forget their origins and their "Gods" are just misremembered leaders from their insane space tech days.
moment she realized whats going on was nice :D that "snap"
she didn't fully get it though
Wonder Woman’s creator was super into bdsm. Her original “kryptonite” was being tied up
And specifically by a man nonetheless
Basic Demographic System Management?
Thank you for finding the joke. I couldn't have figured it out without you.
his wife and girlfriend may have been bisexuals
@@coreylevine3856 lets hope so ;)
Now I realized why Wonder Woman was always tied up in early comics.
You should’ve stopped at stuff
no no, keep going.
I lost it at "Magic Ball of Silence" 🤣🤣🤣
Finally, Wonder Woman that is true to her roots.
1:22-love how she says that sentence, the enunciation of it makes me keep replaying it.
this actually no far from what the real origin of Wonder Woman's comics are, it was made by a male femenist who was in a polyamory with 2 women and were heavily into bondage because they believe it was some sort of expression for strong woman or whatever so they always included bondage despiction.
I am no joking look it up
What a strange origin. At least Superman was a bad guy and Batman was Batman with camp.
I'm pretty sure most viewers are aware of this... and this is the whole point of referencing it to begin with...
Naw
Mcheetah he was an outspoken feminist tho
@@TheArklyte not me
Rosie and her friend are becoming two of my favourite characters.
I mean, the guy that created Wonder Woman was into some real fetish-y stuff, so yeah, this makes sense to me.
Do explain..
@@kudurrumaqlu Mostly bondage stuff. He and his wife even had another lover. Together. It wasn't an affair.
@@jerrythecartoonist but he did invent the Polygraph so i guess it evens out
Yeah WW creator made the lie detector and was into kinky bondage stuff. Seriously it’s true.
@@khhnator Polygraph is not much accurate so it doesnt even out much anything
last sentence has sarcasm over 9000!
that lasso was glowing though, and shined like gold so clearly something about it was magical.
BDSM magic?
Sparkles? That shit gets into everything
If only Rosie could discover the Magic of Leather.
That'd be NICE!!!
*IGGYYYYYYYYYYY!!!*
Oh god no
My mind's eye is burning... ahhhhhh make it stop!
She IS The Leather!
At this point Jessica has resigned to mercilessly Trolling Rosie until she Goes The Fuck Away!
I used to work in Army Supply, there's a "Rosie" in every Unit.🤣
I suddenly feel the urge to be a bad boy.
Rosie the dominatrix
Gotin Himel, this is freaking amazing. What's next on the list? Return of Scary hook? Please bring back our favorite serial killer!
Totally worth my day! :D she really is my favorite wonder woman of reality lol
Somewhere, Bill Marston's ghost is laughing that you missed out on suggesting the ladies tie one another up too...
laughed all the way thru. funny AF.
i don't even know who you guys are trying to offend anymore.... i love it :D
Each and every one of these is pure gold. GG to you all
Well femdom is magical so she's kind of right.
What gets me is that Rosie is so... grumpy. She never smiles, she always complains... I'm hoping the third Rosie cartoon has the other Amazons yelling at her, "stop whining, put down the pork rinds, and start joining us for our daily regimen of running, sparring, and hurling heavy objects!"
Probably would've got demonetized if they mentioned a certain kind of cage, a type of roost cage if you will.
This is the wonder woman that we need 😂.
Alot to unpack there
I like the way Wonder Woman 84 is going here.
Is this Wonder Woman AND Exit to Eden spoof?
Wait, I just outed myself.
Wrong Rosie
It's cool your FetLife profile is safe.
Of BDSM or bad comedies?
@@ddqfpluskick Wait a minute, Exit to Eden was supposed to be a comedy?
I miss these videos.
The inventor of wonder woman was an SMguy And his wonder woman stories were inspired by his stuff at home. It is not really a joke when you say this sounds like it's made up by a sliver when it really is.
I was waiting for them to get to the "magic" beads in a string that you can use to stuff in a orifice of choice and pull out one at a time.
Jeez, Hephaestus. No wonder you have that limp😅
Just somebody who worships Hephaestus.
Our "Goddess" has return!! >XD
a.k.a. dominatrix
Jessica: "I'll finish him off with the humiliation paddle and then I'll..."
Stop. If you finish him off, there's no next step.
Oh.... FINISH him off. But then you make him lick it up?
And you don't charge for this?
And that's why the Amazons were fiction. A GREEK bedtime story the little boys must have taken to heart. Plus, that's just bad business sense.
Remember kids, a healthy dose of bondage a day gets the truth out of you...
Edit: Now I remember that Rosie movie when she dressed in her BDSM gag skit... *smh*
Thanks for the mental image... Not!
@Pablo Atristain
You don’t have to thank me really. I’m just doing my job... *sips coffee*
Destroying a person’s innocence one mental image at a time. ^_^
Exit to Eden?
Eric Badgley
Yes that movie. I couldn’t remember the name until now. XD
Last time i was this early i could go the market whiteout a mask
Pedro Nice 👍🏽
Now I really hope for some Ginger Panther crossover.
Brah, We're in too deep MAYDAY MAYDAY
I see Majestic was trained by Amazons!
1:58- yes Mommy pleaaaseee make me
I like the Sassy Wonder Woman
Can't help but see Jessica the armoured Amazon as Olivia Taylor Dudley.
Uhhh, what’s the magical safe word?
At some point the actual Kite Man or Actual Booster Gold are going to end up in the Society of Virtue, and no one will be able to tell they aren't parodies.
Well Wonder Woman's original Kryptonite was bondage, which makes people think the original comic run fo Wonder Woman was secret softcore porn.
I always suspected that comic creators included lots of... misfits, but since I never read any particular bios the example pointed out in this video was very interesting for me.
So, I actually found the vid... educational. Thank you.
Do they have a weight loss plan for her
Really going back to the golden age 😂
Reminds me of The Venture Bros
I WANT TO SEE MAJESTIC AS AN AMAZONIAN NOW! 😍
Did you help making new warriors 2020? She looks like TRAILBLAZER only than white XD
PLEASE BRING BORDAM BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Rosie, you're still adopted
I mean the guy who invent Wonder woman was irl into some kinky shit lol
Still a cooler superhero than Marvel’s New Warriors
I like it more than I should
Gal Gadot is looking thicc! But I'm a Majestic kind of guy.
I miss Etta Candy. She would have been all in on this shid.
I'd be morbidly curious to know how the razor-sharp swords play into the -ahem- "disciplining" of bad guys. Being unimaginative I can't quite see the kink in having a stab wound.
Trailblazer, is that you?
Really want to see Rosie and majestic together(maybe fighting over their sjw opinions )
The guy who created Wonder Woman, also invented the "lie detector." The lasso of truth is just a mystical lie detector.
This makes Themyscira seem like just one island sized bdsm brothel. I got some very confusing emotions about that.
Marvelous.
50 shades of leather
Had to see this broo lol
The first one was funny and this one is funny too, but she dose make a point.
Not a feminist nor simp/soy boy.
The original Wonder Woman fit well with the BDSM stuff because greek good were kinky AF
Also, parody the New Warriors, i want to see them battling Professor Patriarchy
I think Ginger Panther should visit the Amazons.
Funny fact.. Old wonder woman lost her powers when she was tied up... Some methods in which she was tied up worked better than other methods.
Roseanne Barr as Wonder Woman is brilliant.
Will she be part of the society of virtue any time soon?
yes ma'am
You know, as funny as this video is, here's the bottom line: women can be just as kinky on other women as well. I'm not trying just to be politically correct but I am whipping this joke with my Athena's Crop of Wisdom.
Harry Potter? We are Amazon's we greeks invented magic. In fact this is the collar of control by which Circe turned men into boars.
Is that supposed to be Rose O'Donnell?
Yes, let the nightmare begin.
I think we should send a brigade of Amazons to Lord Tomikazu.
When Wonder woman is supposed to be all about BDSM
Wonder Woman BDSM.........I hope DC comics is paying attention, Bring Diana back to her rope bondage beginnings.
Don't mind us just monitoring
"This mother f*cker will get his just dessert! I'll finish him off with the humiliation paddle and then I'm gonna make him clean the floor with his tongue and then I'll choke him!"
Some woman probably already beat that guy with this same method long before he even created those weapons. Which then what's inspired him to use for the design theme when he's making those magical Amazonian weapons.
I missed 9 videos... how!?
don''t forget about the domiciles strap on
This would be funnier if the BDSM fetishism of early Wonder Woman wasn't an open secret of the comic book industry.
Good mention about sexist greeds
Why doesn't Jessica's necklace go all the way around her neck? lol
I Will Take The Blame!
For some reason I feel attacked
well, Amazons are immortal, they had to do something besides training on their free time. also that explain why there's no man on the island (for long periods of time)
Very funny and kinda erotic at the same time. Nice choice using Rosie.
Great fun!!
It would be amazing to see that intense action scene (🌚) of fight between this amazonian instructor and asshole who created that stuff for them. That would be a real fight...
I need to pick a fight with the Amazons.
Wuff sutch a tank
How’d I get to the weird side of the Internet agajn
You were just lucky I guess.
The La-sso of truth
Ha ha this is funny because it's true.
Are we going to get a Snowflake and Safespace parody? Or are they to much of a joke themselves
You can't parody a joke, it never comes out right