One of the reasons I love this channel, Openings and drydowns. Also, wasn't expecting the secretions sneak in to come so soon but it was hilarious haha.
i feel like secretions magnifiques has a bad rep because of the hype and name - it's actually a great fragrance that's not as bad as people think lol it's sharp metallic floral with an oriental base and I love it
LOL, awesome video! Hilarious. BTW, I REALLY LIKE that you are testing BOTH Drydown and Opening which is a GAZILLION times more useful than just testing the opening which is what everyone else does. Way to set your reviews apart!
Your Wife's reaction is so cool, as always. As you said she's got that look 99%(?) of the time and this experiment really proved it to me 😁. Does it mean the other 4 bottles are not to be taken seriously?
She was really rating them, I just snuck SM in there because I thought it would be funny. I hate the smell of it though, I scrubbed my arm right after the video.
"It would be a really good expensive gag gift", hahahaha. Great work as always, you two; always cool having Chelsey accompany you, fam. Bvlgari Black FTW! =]
Hey man, nice video as usual! Would you recommend some portable bottles, something that you used, i hear that most of them leak perfume all over your bag or pocket :( , I want to be able to carry my perfume with me, in a small size.
I usually use 10ml bottles when I travel. You can pick them up on eBay or through SKS Bottles, but if you order through SKS I think the smallest package they have is 48 bottles which may be too much. Generic brand Travalos are a no-go, they leak like crazy.
So you just buy the 10ml empty bottles, and fill them with w/e you want.Also would you recommend some site from UK, or Germay to buy perfumes from? I am afraid to go blind on some of them, and use a site form Bulgaria which gives good prices and for now original perfumes.
Mate, have you tried a fragrance called "the diamond for men" from the house of Cindy C? If not, get your hands on it, it's a fantastic cheapie, you can get it over there in the states for about $25.. It comes packaged like a niche with great presentation.. It kind of reminds me of a much better blended Versace the dreamer, but it hasn't got that harsh opening of the dreamer, it's been replaced with citrus.. Is also EDP strength ... Bonus ... Tell us what you think if you get your hands on it 👍🏼
Fun vid, guys! I agree with your wife, Bvlgari MB Cologne is nice... a fresh, citrusy scent with the rum note, but it doesn't smell like MIB. I still prefer MIB over this.
Great video..haha glad you added that special surprise.. Can't believe you actually bought a bottle of that stuff lol.. looks like these frags are hits... What do you personally think about them? Hows the performance.. look forward to the reviews.
Jimmy Choo Man Ice is like 5 hours of longevity, smells similar to Dior Homme Cologne in the open. Black Cologne also doesn't have great performance and Casual Chic is a little better performance wise than the other two. I will be reviewing Jimmy Choo Man Ice really soon. Honestly I like them, they're not anything that pushes the boundaries but they smell good.
Gents Scents would you recommend Dior Homme Cologne over Jimmy Choo Man Ice? Or are they both really that close to each other and equally lacking in longevity and should just go with whichever I can find cheapest?
If I had to choose one it would be DHC but Jimmy Choo Man Ice will probably drop in price pretty soon which will make it more attractive once that happens.
haha this was classic. prob one of the best, up there with the movie theatre scent. that sneaky grin you had in the beginning, you just couldn't wait til you got to sm. this was awesome. "that smells fuuuucked up." lol
My father took me to the morgue once when i was a kid, he worked at a hospital, and i still remember the smell, it was a mix of frozen dead bodies and metalic furniture, you could almost smell disease in the air, i wonder if Secretions smells sort of like that🤢
Ashton, I like the little entertainment at the end of your video lol. Your wife's reaction...priceless 😂😂 the awful fragrance costs $85 bucks for a terrible scent? I'll pass without even sampling. I need to get my nose on Bvlgari-Man In Black and Jimmy Choo-Man Ice.
This could be the inspiration for a Tag video: you should tag some other reviewers and challenge them to trick their wives into smelling SM on camera. I'm thinking Steven (Redolessence), Cody (DracDoc), and Chad (A Gentleman's Journey).
brah....I was on ig scrolling through suggested people. she popped up so I was like ehh I'll follow...and the pic was of her saying just reviewing some colognes with he hubby and I saw it......and I said this dude lmao......epic
It's funny - as a subscriber, I tend to watch videos of reviewers more when they are with their wives/GF and you get a woman's perspective - ie. Redolessence/wife, Dracdoc/Wife, etc. You are right though - lists and ratings do drive up viewer counts.
I know Bvlgari Black Cologne gets a good amount of meh-reaction, but I really loved it when I tried it at a department store. I heard the performance is terrible though.
I have been watching your videos all year. They are great. I can't believe you are reviewing Secretions Magnifiques. Finally a review! I bought this without really testing it properly, the day before I went on holiday as my "holiday fragrance". When nobody said anything while I was on holiday, I started to get suspicious. On my return to Madrid, I decided to spray some on all my friends at lunch. Big mistake. One of my friends spent the rest of the afternoon gagging in the bathroom. This is the only perfume that I have thrown in the bin.
Too funny !! I hope that you can get that bad secretion off your arm before bedtime !!? That would be a great date scent for the one you want to send packing ! LOL ! :)
Secretions Magnifiques can be used as a nuclear weapon. I guess that women consider a fart under the blanket as more pleasant than this fragrance. A fart fades away but it's really hard to get rid of this scent. It's a good scent if you want to stay single for the rest of your life.
Your wife's reaction was priceless! As soon as I started the video and saw the frag at the far right I had a big grin the whole video.
Haha, yeah she had no idea what was coming.
1:54 thought she was gonna say Michael Jordan's balls lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
If you wear secretions on a date and the woman is down for another date, RUN for your LIFE!!!!
Or go bang on the train tracks...
One of the reasons I love this channel, Openings and drydowns. Also, wasn't expecting the secretions sneak in to come so soon but it was hilarious haha.
Thanks man. I had to get her before she caught on.
I giggled the first second you guys appeared on the screen...with that last bottle.
It's so bad man, sooo bad
Secretions is what Jerry was smelling in his car in that episode of Seinfeld 😂🤣
i feel like secretions magnifiques has a bad rep because of the hype and name - it's actually a great fragrance that's not as bad as people think lol it's sharp metallic floral with an oriental base and I love it
Sir..or lady, I don't know, I definitely wanna be your friend. XD
It smells amazing on me. 👍
😂😂😂😂😂 bro u on a roll lately. I want my chick to smell that secretions haha great video fam!
Cubaknow you might lose access to the credit card for good.
kwaaddo haha you gave me a good chuckle
Haha, I should send you a sample of the junk man
LOL, awesome video! Hilarious. BTW, I REALLY LIKE that you are testing BOTH Drydown and Opening which is a GAZILLION times more useful than just testing the opening which is what everyone else does. Way to set your reviews apart!
Thanks man!
One of the funniest videos! I had to look it up and you are not lying. That image is REAL. The outtakes had me rolling.
Haha, it is real! It's crazy man.
Your Wife's reaction is so cool, as always. As you said she's got that look 99%(?) of the time and this experiment really proved it to me 😁.
Does it mean the other 4 bottles are not to be taken seriously?
She was really rating them, I just snuck SM in there because I thought it would be funny. I hate the smell of it though, I scrubbed my arm right after the video.
Great video as always. Try a Dollar Store Opening vs Dry-down Special with Chelsea. DON'T tell her they are dollar store specials though...
Haha, I could. Get some legit ultra clearance stuff. Get some Bod spray too.
This is the best review structure in fragcom by far
LOL LOL LOL, your wife's reaction was PRICELESS!!!!!! Dope video Ashton, this made my morning!!! Rock on bro!!!
Thank you brother!
Awesome video, her reactions are priceless. Keep up the great videos! Gotta check out that Bvlgari now
Thanks for checking it out Brandon!
Love your channel mate . Keep the videos coming
Great to see opinions on both openings and drydowns. Always enjoy your videos. Top stuff fella!
Thanks man!
So, are the ingredients in Secretions Magnifiques artificial or from natural sources?
☠️😂
"It would be a really good expensive gag gift", hahahaha.
Great work as always, you two; always cool having Chelsey accompany you, fam.
Bvlgari Black FTW! =]
Thanks brother, appreciate you stopping by!
9:25 - "But seriously tho, let me smell that one again -- That one smells Fuuuucccked Uuup!"
LMAO......Great reviews btw...Thnx!
Great vid guys. Always enjoy hearing both of your thoughts.
Thanks Ryan, appreciate it man.
Great video guys! Always nice to see the others perspective.
By far the funniest Fragrance review video that i ever watched, Great video A.
Thanks Ruskin!
Great video with your wife...nice list! Looking into gettin' MJ Legend.
Really enjoyed watching this review vid, start to finish,,, really made me chuckle an laugh for the most part. Thank-you guys! LoooL!
Awesome review like always,thx bro,keep up the great work,cheers
Hey Amir, thanks for watching!
I m looking to buy Jimmy Choo Ice, how is its performance ?
Ahahaha your wifes reaction was hilarious! 😂😂😂 that bottle of Jimmy Choo is pretty lit! Well I have to try those 3 for sure 😀
I like the Choo, it's not bad at all for spring/summer.
that look on her face was priceless!
Haha, she is not a fan
The best description for Secretions Magnifiqué ever Ashton!!! Thanks for warning ⚠️
What a priceless vlog You really know your wife. Tons of fun
Nice video! hahaha liked her reaction to the last one
Love that country accent! 🥰😍 Texas baby! She a keeper! 👌
That was fun! Awesome video! Kudos to your wife for being a good sport!
She's always a good sport, even when I'm playing tricks on her
Fun! Always enjoy hearing Chelsey's take on fragrances! I've never smelled any of these. Sure won't be smelling SM anytime soon!
Haha, definitely don't man
Hey man, nice video as usual!
Would you recommend some portable bottles, something that you used, i hear that most of them leak perfume all over your bag or pocket :( , I want to be able to carry my perfume with me, in a small size.
I usually use 10ml bottles when I travel. You can pick them up on eBay or through SKS Bottles, but if you order through SKS I think the smallest package they have is 48 bottles which may be too much. Generic brand Travalos are a no-go, they leak like crazy.
So you just buy the 10ml empty bottles, and fill them with w/e you want.Also would you recommend some site from UK, or Germay to buy perfumes from? I am afraid to go blind on some of them, and use a site form Bulgaria which gives good prices and for now original perfumes.
Yeah, I just buy empty bottles and fill them myself. I know that Incenza.com is a heavily used site in Europe as well as Essenza Nobile for niche.
I was like, "She ain't gonna like Secretions Magnifiques, why is it included in the list." Then I watched the video! LOL good one, Ashton!!!
Haha, thanks brother!
LMAO at "you're sleeping on the couch tonight" ... Your vids with your wife are great mate... it's great she gets involved in them with you... 👍🏼
Thank you for watching brother. She likes to do them so it's always fun.
Mate, have you tried a fragrance called "the diamond for men" from the house of Cindy C? If not, get your hands on it, it's a fantastic cheapie, you can get it over there in the states for about $25.. It comes packaged like a niche with great presentation.. It kind of reminds me of a much better blended Versace the dreamer, but it hasn't got that harsh opening of the dreamer, it's been replaced with citrus.. Is also EDP strength ... Bonus ... Tell us what you think if you get your hands on it 👍🏼
Fun vid, guys! I agree with your wife, Bvlgari MB Cologne is nice... a fresh, citrusy scent with the rum note, but it doesn't smell like MIB. I still prefer MIB over this.
I like MIB also, it's very good
Very entertaining, you and your wife have a great dynamic.
Thanks Chris, appreciate it brother
Ashton, Do a review on Givenchy sheik...I'm intuiged now
Hey man, I can do that when I get a chance
Great video..haha glad you added that special surprise.. Can't believe you actually bought a bottle of that stuff lol.. looks like these frags are hits... What do you personally think about them? Hows the performance.. look forward to the reviews.
Jimmy Choo Man Ice is like 5 hours of longevity, smells similar to Dior Homme Cologne in the open. Black Cologne also doesn't have great performance and Casual Chic is a little better performance wise than the other two. I will be reviewing Jimmy Choo Man Ice really soon. Honestly I like them, they're not anything that pushes the boundaries but they smell good.
Thanks bro
Gents Scents would you recommend Dior Homme Cologne over Jimmy Choo Man Ice? Or are they both really that close to each other and equally lacking in longevity and should just go with whichever I can find cheapest?
If I had to choose one it would be DHC but Jimmy Choo Man Ice will probably drop in price pretty soon which will make it more attractive once that happens.
Your channel is really nice
Oh man I loved this!!! She was such a sport!
haha this was classic. prob one of the best, up there with the movie theatre scent. that sneaky grin you had in the beginning, you just couldn't wait til you got to sm. this was awesome. "that smells fuuuucked up." lol
Haha, she was completely blindsided by that stuff.
Lol.. Enjoyed this. Thanks for the upload
Thanks brother
My father took me to the morgue once when i was a kid, he worked at a hospital, and i still remember the smell, it was a mix of frozen dead bodies and metalic furniture, you could almost smell disease in the air, i wonder if Secretions smells sort of like that🤢
Hahahaha.... that was fun.. thanks man. You both made my day.
Thanks Timothy!
I don’t mind Secretions tbh. Try Hyrax.
Yea Gentleman only the 2013 release is a stunner, but not much people knw about it. It's so earthy masculine n unique
I own that one too, it's very good
Gents Scents . Super cool
why did you buy that?
for funziez!!
😂
It's the truth! Haha
Gents , watched this one multiple times ..funny every time
You should try Remarkable People by ELDO it's actually a really good scent. I thought they made nasty shit since I only have heard of Secretions lol
9:19 lol that whole bit! We need more joked and obscenity on the channel ahaha
this was a fun video!
Great Video and the most awesome reaction I've ever seen Lmao!!!.
Thanks Delvis!
Ashton, I like the little entertainment at the end of your video lol. Your wife's reaction...priceless 😂😂 the awful fragrance costs $85 bucks for a terrible scent? I'll pass without even sampling. I need to get my nose on Bvlgari-Man In Black and Jimmy Choo-Man Ice.
Honestly man, don't sample it unless you just want to see how funky fragrances can get.
Gents Scents I hear you. I won't even dare. Your thoughts on Jimmy Choo Man-Ice? I have the Intense in my collection.
i feel like secretions magnifiques should be sold a s a package deal with a whoopee cushion. a perfect gag gift
Fun review.. She does have a country accent! Where are you two from?
great review with the wifey
Michael Jordan = tennis shoes? lol
that was just great lol :) 2 thumbs up
Thanks Adriano!
Chelsea looks tough, like she could beat a grown man's ass in a parking lot. Always good to find a woman who can take care of herself. Congrats!
Best moment was when you smellt you'r arm and almost gagged then turned to you'r wife and asked her, "what do you rate this?😂😂😂
That fragrance gets me man. I seriously can't handle it.
Do Strangers Perfumerie Sombre next! :)
This could be the inspiration for a Tag video: you should tag some other reviewers and challenge them to trick their wives into smelling SM on camera. I'm thinking Steven (Redolessence), Cody (DracDoc), and Chad (A Gentleman's Journey).
brah....I was on ig scrolling through suggested people. she popped up so I was like ehh I'll follow...and the pic was of her saying just reviewing some colognes with he hubby and I saw it......and I said this dude lmao......epic
Got 'er!
Scents Sense LOL what's the ig?
Walter IG is instagram
Scents Sense lol no I meant what is both of their ig accounts? If you know them, I love these videos.
Mine is gents_scents
She's awesome lol. Cool video.
Liked the last fragrance you threw in just to make it more interesting haha
Gotta keep it "fresh"
I kind of want to buy it now just for the heck of it after hearing the most horrible things about it.
Fun interactions between you two!
You guys are hysterical.
Ash - how come when your wife shows up in your videos your views go up? Great video by the way! I need to check out Givenchy Casual Chic.
Because people love lists and love fragrances being rated.
It's funny - as a subscriber, I tend to watch videos of reviewers more when they are with their wives/GF and you get a woman's perspective - ie. Redolessence/wife, Dracdoc/Wife, etc. You are right though - lists and ratings do drive up viewer counts.
My girlfriend rates and rank my fragrances and her favorite is bvlgari man in black of out all my fragrances in my collection.
It's a solid fragrance, very good one.
man...you even got red eared from sniffing the secretions..
Carlos Colom It wrecked me
Fun. Do more reviews together! 💘😄
I know Bvlgari Black Cologne gets a good amount of meh-reaction, but I really loved it when I tried it at a department store. I heard the performance is terrible though.
I've actually enjoyed it a good amount, I may review it sometime
I have been watching your videos all year. They are great. I can't believe you are reviewing Secretions Magnifiques. Finally a review! I bought this without really testing it properly, the day before I went on holiday as my "holiday fragrance". When nobody said anything while I was on holiday, I started to get suspicious. On my return to Madrid, I decided to spray some on all my friends at lunch. Big mistake. One of my friends spent the rest of the afternoon gagging in the bathroom. This is the only perfume that I have thrown in the bin.
Nice video.
Thanks Rudy!
2 requests for you and the wife, Moschino Uomo and Abercrombie First Instinct
Sure man, I can include those ones on another video.
Make a giveaway for SM decants. That would be totally awesome! :))
I may do that in the future, the actual spraying into the decant will suck.
bad title, you meant 4 sexy fragrances and 1 big ol wtf
sean paul Doesn't have quite the same ring to it though
Gents Scents ahh true, how about 4 smells and 1 what the hell?
sean paul LMAO! Best title ever
Marvin Leach glad you liked it, Ashton I think a title change is in order.
Hahaha, I may do that
You sneaky guy! Btw did you actually buy Secretions!?
Yeah man, I'm a "proud" owner
Secretions magnifiques seems like it could be a useful weapon in a threatening situation. Just spray it in their face and watch them recoil in horror!
More effective than pepper spray
Secretions FTW, who needs a relationship anyway when you can go to jizzneyland! I actually really want to smell this now.
Tommy King Haha, it's seriously disgusting man.
Jordan Legend 2/5????
Too funny !!
I hope that you can get that bad secretion off your arm before bedtime !!?
That would be a great date scent for the one you want to send packing ! LOL ! :)
I had to seriously scrub it off, legitimately scrubbing my skin. That scent would scare anybody off, especially on a date.
good video bro....
Thanks Imran, appreciate it man
Why you give it one give that shit a Ziro :) haha good video man :)
A zero point zero
The poor lady LOLOLOLOLOL
oh no she didn't like MJ legend😢 I have it and I think its one of the best cheapies.I love that sweet soft smell.
I like it too, she's not super huge on New Haarlem either so it makes sense that she's just kinda soso on Legend.
i think that back then you used to reply more often to your reviewers as compared to nowdays . No offence .
LEYKIS 101 !!!!
Jordan tennis shoes lol wrong sport lol
Ashton! Do the Trump collection!!!
Your wife is bad ass lol 😂 good personality
🤣🤣🤣 you're mean man, you guys are so cool.
Haha, thanks for watching Jose!
Secretions Magnifiques can be used as a nuclear weapon. I guess that women consider a fart under the blanket as more pleasant than this fragrance. A fart fades away but it's really hard to get rid of this scent.
It's a good scent if you want to stay single for the rest of your life.
you spent $85 on that???!!! Jaysus...they seen you coming
Hey, so you really did it! I can only imagine how terrible ELdO must smell. Could do a decant giveaway for one 'unlucky' subscriber, hah.
I'll review it eventually, when I can stomach it. I probably should give away a decant to a "lucky winner" when I do.
Why did you buy that, XD.
I like Chic , wish it lasted longer .
A little spray on the clothes then.
Funny stuff.
Thanks for watching man. Unfortunately SM lasts forever