Cal Scruby - MONEY BUY DRUGS (Official Music Video)

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  • Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
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    Cal scruby - MONEY BUY DRUGS (Official Music Video)
    WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
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    song produced by @internetboy
    shot + edited by @k.awika
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    #calscruby #MoneyBuyDrugs #newmusic

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  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 3 роки тому +1172

    “Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks”
    Sometimes you hear a lyric and think how the fuck has no one thought of this yet? It’s so simple but hits so hard.

    • @spoonforleg
      @spoonforleg 3 роки тому +78

      This song has like 20 lines that hit just like that lol

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen 3 роки тому +4

      Fo real Lmao 🤣😂😂

    • @TravvyPowPow
      @TravvyPowPow 3 роки тому +1

      Word.

    • @TravvyPowPow
      @TravvyPowPow 3 роки тому +2

      @@spoonforleg again: word.

    • @RD1R
      @RD1R 3 роки тому +9

      To be fair, Danny Brown came close a long time ago.

  • @originray9951
    @originray9951 4 роки тому +1283

    such a breath of fresh air when your favorite rap artist doesn't take himself to seriously. my man!

    • @Super_Broly
      @Super_Broly 4 роки тому +38

      I think he takes himself very seriously but he's willin to have fun and do summin different while everybody stay rapping about the same thing.

    • @quinncampbell9255
      @quinncampbell9255 4 роки тому +5

      @@Super_Broly fr, listen to his shot and its all real shit that need to be talked about more in society but hes having fun doing it and doing it in a creative and produtive way

    • @dantesinferno8978
      @dantesinferno8978 4 роки тому +2

      @@quinncampbell9255 Jesus Christ lmao. Cal is ok but he's not the most conscious I've ever heard. You must be hella woke right lmao.

    • @lukelindsey3338
      @lukelindsey3338 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like there's a real message here

    • @originray9951
      @originray9951 4 роки тому +1

      @DoubleFailMech I've heard everything by tech. I don't listen to him anymore. I've grown and he hasnt

  • @justchristheproducer
    @justchristheproducer 4 роки тому +3418

    Was not expecting so much heat from a song I randomly clicked on. Now I got it on repeat

    • @danieldickson4211
      @danieldickson4211 4 роки тому +44

      You might as well just keep going through all of his songs if you haven't already. I see its been a week.

    • @justchristheproducer
      @justchristheproducer 4 роки тому +24

      @@danieldickson4211 i just played the whole album. Its definitely fire

    • @vhsplays3560
      @vhsplays3560 3 роки тому +11

      man literally on the same page ahah

    • @matthewscozzari489
      @matthewscozzari489 3 роки тому +6

      Right it just popped up on my page this is pretty fire

    • @LrdRvrnd
      @LrdRvrnd 3 роки тому +8

      Right bro I saw this and was like wtf

  • @daammobandito7961
    @daammobandito7961 2 роки тому +348

    Just stumbled upon this and I freaking love it. The beat tickles the experimental music loving side of my brain, the lyrics are witty as hell, I love how it sort of twists the Drug Song TM and ends up beautifully satirizing drug culture instead of outright glorifying it. Freakin sick stuff.

    • @owainw3501
      @owainw3501 11 місяців тому

      There's another song I got to listen to

    • @MattWebz
      @MattWebz 7 місяців тому

      Bot

    • @daammobandito7961
      @daammobandito7961 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MattWebz huh? I'm- actually not? What are you talking about lmao

    • @Yunggstoner_600
      @Yunggstoner_600 4 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@daammobandito7961 he can't handle big words from the big wordy book 😂😂

    • @CutThroatJuggalo
      @CutThroatJuggalo 4 місяці тому

      ​@daammobandito7961 that sounds like something a bot would say. 👀

  • @brion_aiota
    @brion_aiota 4 роки тому +675

    Workaholics really stepped it up since Wizard Rap

    • @initiatebass
      @initiatebass 4 роки тому +34

      NGL i clicked on this because i thought it was blake, stayed for the dope beat

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 4 роки тому +5

      I thought it was either blake or macaulay culkin suddenly got a time machine and stopped himself from doing all those drugs

    • @fiddlewigged5022
      @fiddlewigged5022 4 роки тому +1

      Don't do this..... its like me going on the latest dababy or megan thee stallions tracks only to redirect you to my amateur RAP MOMENT. All of you just shhhh let this man get his due.

    • @brandonkush1225
      @brandonkush1225 4 роки тому +5

      I really appreciate this comment

    • @brion_aiota
      @brion_aiota 4 роки тому +2

      @@fiddlewigged5022 I don't see the comparison

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 4 роки тому +4065

    straight fire my guy

  • @DovydasMusic
    @DovydasMusic 4 роки тому +2536

    This is fantastic! Not only the beat and rhymes are fire, your on camera personality is awesome!

  • @SalteaSmurph
    @SalteaSmurph 3 роки тому +528

    UA-cam, whatever algorithm you used to find me this, do more ktnxbye

  • @donny7575
    @donny7575 4 роки тому +615

    “The brain can change in ways I can’t explain” *nervous look* I feel this spiritually

    • @cjrouse8786
      @cjrouse8786 4 роки тому +19

      After u hippy flip that's pretty much it from there on out

    • @joshhorley2116
      @joshhorley2116 4 роки тому +7

      @@cjrouse8786 the hippy is shrooms an Md yeah?

    • @charliechaori182
      @charliechaori182 3 роки тому +3

      Now my Brian turned to baked beans don't be like me cuz I'm fryed 😂😂

    • @AndrewsArachnids
      @AndrewsArachnids 3 роки тому +9

      @@joshhorley2116 yep thats hippyflipp, candyflipp is LSD and MDMA, but the best combo is DMT+Shrooms

    • @danielroberts2012
      @danielroberts2012 3 роки тому +8

      bruhhh hippy flipin aint got #^%# on mainlining a hot one during your 30 min lunch break, now that that is how you find religion

  • @GrandpaThunder
    @GrandpaThunder 4 роки тому +540

    Also, Cal out here looking like Uncle Blazer on Workaholics.

  • @shortcakexo
    @shortcakexo Рік тому +77

    This man is ridiculously beautiful and this song is ridiculously catchy. I've had it on repeat for weeeeeeks.

    • @KristenLewis-j6h
      @KristenLewis-j6h 8 місяців тому +4

      Right!! Love the long hair,it's fucking sexy as hell on him!

    • @jackierios2723
      @jackierios2723 7 місяців тому

      Will never underestimate the random unknown songs showing up on my feed love this!

    • @WTFIUTB
      @WTFIUTB 4 місяці тому

      he can just fill up my insides!

  • @jamesmoncrieff7685
    @jamesmoncrieff7685 4 роки тому +218

    I went into this thinking it was gonna be just comedy or just stupid but this was actually fire and funny😂

  • @IvanSteff
    @IvanSteff 4 роки тому +51

    Cal honestly has the best lyrics in the game🔥🔥

    • @h0o0dlum96
      @h0o0dlum96 4 роки тому

      IvanSteff 💀

    • @bigunbothered9912
      @bigunbothered9912 4 роки тому +3

      He one of the top ones fr, but check out eazy mac man, he goin off haaaard lyrically

    • @br4tb4by
      @br4tb4by 4 роки тому +2

      Zotiyac, Mick Jenkins, JID, Azizi Gibson are all underrated lyricists but yeah i love Cal, he’s talented too

  • @kingzquarters4840
    @kingzquarters4840 4 роки тому +215

    I literally clicked this vid cuz I thought it was the dude from workaholics on the thumbnail... ended up finding one of my new favorite artists instead. Just finished his album "while you were sleeping", I'd recommend it 👌

    • @tantotopps
      @tantotopps 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao, same here 😂

    • @DeviIInADress
      @DeviIInADress 3 роки тому +1

      I really thought it was Blake too! 😄

    • @doodoodoodle
      @doodoodoodle 3 роки тому +1

      I was just about to say this lmao

    • @mcdizzlefletch6302
      @mcdizzlefletch6302 3 роки тому

      I'm honestly gonna look into it. Curls and its him... great fucking song though

    • @smokinsongzzz
      @smokinsongzzz 2 роки тому

      Anyone from Cincinnati is a goat

  • @massademonii
    @massademonii Рік тому +22

    Funny story, this was supposed to be a segway between tracks, but it was so well recieved, it became an actual track itself! Love this song, love cal scruby

  • @bryanking5526
    @bryanking5526 3 роки тому +863

    Went to the same high school as Cal, he was a few grades under me. He is a super cool dude, he has come so far from when he started. Happy to see him getting so much love in the comments.

    • @Jett1250
      @Jett1250 2 роки тому +10

      Holy shit man that’s awesome! Was he making music back then?

    • @Foe_K
      @Foe_K 2 роки тому +3

      did he make music back then?

    • @delclarke8646
      @delclarke8646 2 роки тому +26

      He wrote U guys a song it's called ghost

    • @kaspian9724
      @kaspian9724 2 роки тому +3

      Is he ok

    • @JohnTronMusic
      @JohnTronMusic 2 роки тому +5

      source trust me bro (just for the memes ^^)

  • @tobiasd5070
    @tobiasd5070 4 роки тому +277

    You can tell Scruby has some real acting chops

    • @gorillajoe999
      @gorillajoe999 4 роки тому +4

      Fosho

    • @theherbpuffer
      @theherbpuffer 4 роки тому +2

      @@gorillajoe999 fasholy👌

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 4 роки тому +2

      He's been acting in NCIS:LA for the longest, of course he knows how act.

    • @tobiasd5070
      @tobiasd5070 3 роки тому +1

      @@RtistiqSkubie Whaaaaaat is this really the same guy or are you messing with me?

    • @MrThatguyandrew
      @MrThatguyandrew 5 місяців тому

      ​@@tobiasd5070he's messing with you

  • @CodeNameArizona
    @CodeNameArizona 3 роки тому +1826

    Listening to this while drinking weed.

    • @CodeNameArizona
      @CodeNameArizona 3 роки тому +17

      ​@Riff Slave I actually haven't tried making tea out of it yet. lol.

    • @CalebThePerson
      @CalebThePerson 3 роки тому +17

      Legally speaking. Yes...

    • @Snailcrossing
      @Snailcrossing 3 роки тому +3

      Epic

    • @tylerstwertnik6693
      @tylerstwertnik6693 3 роки тому +15

      i have done both smoke alcohol, through a mod, and using thc syrup, ive also drank weed plenty of times

    • @Foe_K
      @Foe_K 3 роки тому +12

      #drinkingweedgang

  • @jfrancisbf
    @jfrancisbf 2 роки тому +224

    Can’t explain why this song is so good, so catchy, so relatable.
    It just IS.
    🤓

    • @indianapolisjones1615
      @indianapolisjones1615 2 роки тому +12

      It's because Money buy Drugs.

    • @LuigiMordelAlaume
      @LuigiMordelAlaume Рік тому +9

      I have a theory to explain this - so much of this song is about the juxtaposition of contrasting qualities and the coexistence of polar opposites despite seeming illogical. This is fundamental to the nature of drugs themselves.
      Music Theory
      * The base line and his vocals dance between major and minor keys, often opposite of each other (beat is minor and vocal is major, or vice versa)
      * The beat is catchy and rhythmic, but individual notes almost sound like they're generated randomly both the timing and the pitch. But it is patterned still.
      Content
      * The lyrics are spoken seriously but the content is satirical
      * Visually we see a happy, generic, low-level corporate employee, yet we see him go through a series of horrific situations and objectively horrible/painful experiences with glee.
      * The character is relatable, representing the entire spectrum from "corporate cog" to "homeless druggie" - he's simultaneously existing in both states.
      In so many different ways, we are continuously barraged with the absurdity of all these juxtaposed opposites. This so closely mimics the nature of the content discussed: drugs.
      Drugs make you feel good, but endlessly seeking drugs leads to feeling bad. That unreconcilable contradiction is the core of this "opposites juxtaposed while existing simultaneously" core beauty in this piece of art, and I think that is what captivates people.
      Of course there are minimum standards like the sound must be enjoyable, the content engaging, etc. but what makes this special is it's ability to performatively induce an understanding of a complex, widespread phenomenon (drug use) on a level no words can. The performance gives the audience a representative sensation of the oxymoronic nature of drugs, which words could not substitute.
      The words literally wouldn't be as impactful without the elements of the song constantly showing how the seemingly contradicting lyrics are thematically congruent to the rest of the performance.
      In other words, if I'm telling you chaos is aesthetically pleasing and my delivery of this message is chaotic and aesthetically pleasing, I'm validating my words by proving them true in my performance. This, I believe, is what tickles my brain when I listen to this song.
      It communicates an incomprehensible truth unlike any other expression.

    • @gabrielgeorge5900
      @gabrielgeorge5900 6 місяців тому

      @@LuigiMordelAlaume yes, very well done!

  • @lucasfrota2003
    @lucasfrota2003 4 роки тому +226

    I thought that was a comedy skit, now i'm kinda vibing...

    • @KatieLifts
      @KatieLifts 4 роки тому +5

      same lol

    • @acesmak
      @acesmak 3 роки тому +5

      This guy trying to cut into lil dickys lane.

    • @chronicsrandommoments6823
      @chronicsrandommoments6823 3 роки тому +11

      Cal is better than lame ass lil dicky lol

    • @amoistyplow
      @amoistyplow 3 роки тому +1

      @@chronicsrandommoments6823 say that shit again

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 3 роки тому +2

      @@amoistyplow lil dicky is a seth rogen character

  • @TrainableEwe0
    @TrainableEwe0 4 роки тому +365

    *Breaking News:* Money actually *does* buy happiness! (terms and conditions may apply)

    • @pizzasounds3387
      @pizzasounds3387 4 роки тому +1

      ​@Alway's Ready I'd disagree and say money buys pleasure, not happiness necessarily. Then again there are lots of terms and conditions, main thing is money alone won't make you happy, it'll only bring you pleasure.

    • @jacobkeating3306
      @jacobkeating3306 4 роки тому +1

      Alway's Ready that sounds so depressingly shallow. Especially with the 💪🏻😎👍🏻 flex at the end. There’s nothing wrong with striving for success, and wealth is a powerful thing, but do you know how many people become extremely wealthy and are left feeling empty? Also, aside from being an absolute dick move, I’m not sure if roasting “poor people that are never going to do anything with their life to obtain more wealth” even makes sense. I think a lot of times the people who say money won’t buy you happiness are just people who don’t worship wealth. If wealth is your god, of course you’ll think it buys you happiness-you’re enslaved to
      It.

  • @lostsoul999.
    @lostsoul999. 4 роки тому +483

    "smoke alcohol and drank weed"
    -calvin 2020

    • @PirateLife4Life
      @PirateLife4Life 4 роки тому +12

      "I was born feet first, smoke 40s drink weed",
      -Kon Artis of D12
      Play on his line pretty dope he musta listened to D12

    • @Benji-yy9pe
      @Benji-yy9pe 4 роки тому +3

      not necessarily i dont rap yet but I have wrote alot of partial songs kinda like rough drafts and I have a similar line but its not the same as either as there's.

    • @MrsRusso-lo4kt
      @MrsRusso-lo4kt 4 роки тому +2

      That's how you Know he is a good lyricist

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 4 роки тому

      That's how you know you were zooted

    • @imsorryimadeyoumad912
      @imsorryimadeyoumad912 4 роки тому +7

      this is a old joke in the stoner community

  • @RealBiggWest
    @RealBiggWest 18 днів тому +1

    Got recommended this song randomly on UA-cam… played this song 6 times back to back and then I checked out like 15-20 other songs of his while at work. Not a single song was even close to a miss… the entire discography is all gas like the early universe. It’s actually crazy.

    • @TheLunaLockhart
      @TheLunaLockhart 9 днів тому

      Exact same experience so far. The thumbnail showed this wholesome-looking white guy with long hair and a cute smile and the words "money buy drugs" so I was like "I have to see how much this sucks." Never been so happy to have been wrong within the first 30 seconds

  • @huh9400
    @huh9400 4 роки тому +388

    Why does he always go off on his interludes😂😂

    • @ZackzZzZzZ
      @ZackzZzZzZ 4 роки тому +10

      Always gotta bring that heat...interlude or not

    • @huh9400
      @huh9400 4 роки тому +5

      Fax bruh, this and smash mouth are some of my favorite songs by him

    • @braydinparton6670
      @braydinparton6670 4 роки тому

      Everything comes back to life

    • @ritari539
      @ritari539 4 роки тому

      Ничего не понятно, но очень интересно)

  • @redalawson3897
    @redalawson3897 3 роки тому +3500

    Shout out to all the people who were a good boy at 18 but smoked alcohol and drank weed and their brains turned into baked beans 🙏🏼

    • @sumguy213
      @sumguy213 2 роки тому +71

      Don't be like me kids I'm fried
      (Fried fried fried)

    • @knoxianpanda
      @knoxianpanda 2 роки тому +33

      @@sumguy213 F R I E D

    • @zombl337og
      @zombl337og 2 роки тому +31

      i was a good boy at 9 but i smoked weed and dropped acid and now my brain doesnt exist

    • @zmage6669
      @zmage6669 2 роки тому +2

      @@sumguy213
      Fhdufududud

    • @aguilazombieXD
      @aguilazombieXD 2 роки тому +3

      Not only that... So yea... Is a little mess up there...

  • @My_Balls
    @My_Balls 2 роки тому +378

    Dude looks like all 3 of the Workaholics at once

  • @acehunter9296
    @acehunter9296 4 роки тому +133

    Cal is a character. He needs to be in a comedy movie

    • @bradd4607
      @bradd4607 4 роки тому +5

      fr imagine him in a stoner movie with James franco and seth rogan

  • @cb8762
    @cb8762 4 дні тому

    First video I ever seen! Then found your older stuff! GOAT since you started!
    You know it!

  • @jwreed91
    @jwreed91 4 роки тому +431

    Dude the one line “smoke alcohol and drank weed” reminded me of a funny story from when I was 14. My lil bro (7-8 y.o.) caught my best friend and I smoking weed in the basement. He walked around the corner caught us hitting my buddies bowl. Then he goes “Jon, you smoking cigarettes?” I go “NO” then he goes “Alcohol?”. My boy and I start dying laughing. After like 20 seconds of us both just laughing deliriously, it hit me fuck I gotta think of something or else he might tell my parents. So we are standing there for like 30 seconds I was bugging then I go to my brother in a dead ass tone “Yo bro, I gotta tell you something but you can’t tell anyone”, he goes “ok”, i pull out my buddies bowl and show it to him and go “look this is Colin’s inhaler... but he’s mad self conscious about having to use it”. Then my boy chimes in and we give my bro this bs sales pitch about how he can’t tell anyone cuz Colin feels like a loser for having to use it.
    In the end he kinda bought it I guess idk he didn’t tell my rents and that’s I gave a fuck about.lol
    Long rant but that line had me dying cuz it brought up that memory from my past. Felt if you like this song, you might enjoy this dumb ass story.

    • @dr1ck_
      @dr1ck_ 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @schlongus
      @schlongus 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahah

    • @dr1ck_
      @dr1ck_ 4 роки тому +2

      Tim Nagel there can only be one 😂😂😂😂 guy

    • @schlongus
      @schlongus 4 роки тому +3

      @@dr1ck_ I got you

    • @jesseporter3397
      @jesseporter3397 4 роки тому +1

      👍

  • @adammiller6747
    @adammiller6747 4 роки тому +15

    This is yer brain on DOPE ass lyrics, instantly hooked.

  • @abielticas1693
    @abielticas1693 2 роки тому +91

    I got this song on repeat and I just discovered him like yesterday

  • @vincentbeauregard2413
    @vincentbeauregard2413 Рік тому +5

    Honestly, I just discovered this guy last night and I'm not disappointed. And honestly, he definitely looks like an awesome man to hang out with, I can tell just by the way he moves, the facial expression he does and his attitude! Gonna keep an eye on this guy.

  • @levidoyle3411
    @levidoyle3411 4 роки тому +31

    Real talk. This made me less depressed. Thank you for that. Sincerely.

  • @coreyryan4876
    @coreyryan4876 4 роки тому +58

    Cal, I'm so glad you're free from those guys you were first signed to (not as happy as you, I'm sure). It's great seeing you do you without the external influence on what you can/can't, should/shouldn't do.

  • @drazdian
    @drazdian 3 роки тому +129

    glad to see one of your songs getting at least a fraction of the attention it deserves
    you consistently drop bangers man, surprised you havent hit higher numbers yet but I know you will

    • @punKRaWKgrL333
      @punKRaWKgrL333 3 роки тому

      With higher #s half of us wouldn't be here.. So...

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 3 роки тому

      Well you tube just popped this up and now I'm listening to all his shit...it'll get there

    • @Sheahova
      @Sheahova 2 роки тому

      lol this is LOGIC’s song

    • @newleaf6992
      @newleaf6992 2 роки тому

      Wym? Logic's song?

  • @tychowehry3315
    @tychowehry3315 Рік тому +16

    I found this song on one of my daily Spotify mixes. Then i was like this probably one of the best things I ever heard.

  • @lacesmitt8307
    @lacesmitt8307 2 роки тому +32

    I can't get enough of this song! Even in recovery, I can still listen to it, it just hits different. Lol.

    • @nemonobody4747
      @nemonobody4747 2 роки тому +1

      I'm right beside you there partner lol

    • @vinny2315
      @vinny2315 Рік тому +3

      keeping strong here. I feel like it reminds me that I'm not missing much

    • @MaraJadeSkky
      @MaraJadeSkky 7 місяців тому

      Same!

  • @MirikhGaming
    @MirikhGaming 3 роки тому +96

    I've listen to this a few times and only just heard that he says "Smoked Alcohol and Drink Week" lmao

    • @PunTimesWithNeil
      @PunTimesWithNeil 3 роки тому +6

      I thought he said drank weed

    • @shikov111
      @shikov111 3 роки тому +2

      @@PunTimesWithNeil yes

    • @iforgot3405
      @iforgot3405 3 роки тому +2

      Well I mean technically you can kinda drink weed

    • @Rips4Bob20
      @Rips4Bob20 3 роки тому +3

      You can also smoke alcohol haha

  • @xPiriyahx
    @xPiriyahx 4 роки тому +49

    Gah damn you pop off at 1:15
    Just stumbled across this, good shit

  • @The-RoyalKnight
    @The-RoyalKnight 2 роки тому +4

    Straight to my play list.

  • @skinnyrogers...
    @skinnyrogers... 4 роки тому +11

    Was not expecting a video for this song...
    ... *BUT IM GRATEFUL YOO!!*

  • @isecdaniel
    @isecdaniel 3 роки тому +71

    [Intro]
    I hate the internet
    [Chorus]
    Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
    Dropped 200, I got too much
    And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
    Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
    Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts
    Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs
    [Verse 1]
    Therefore by the transitive property (Shh)
    When I'm fucked up don't talk to me
    I feel like it's a bunch of lil bugs on top of me
    Help me, I can't get 'em off of me
    I can't move I'm stuck in a sofa
    Then stuck in a room where the walls get closer
    Next time your try fuckin' me over I'll put you in a bath with a plugged in toaster
    It's too late no one can stop me "Hey Siri"
    How do you get rid of a body?
    Chop it up, do a little bit of Karate
    I'm doin' 90 and it sittin in the bag ridin' shotty
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Such a good boy when I was 18
    But I smoked alcohol and drank weed
    And now my brain turned into baked beans
    Don't be like me, kids I'm fried
    (Fried, fried, fried, fried)
    [Chorus]
    Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
    Dropped 200, I got too much
    And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
    Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
    Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts
    Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs
    [Verse 2]
    I feel obligated to say this
    Kids don't do drugs, drugs are dangerous
    The brain can change in ways I can't explain
    But it feel like I'm stuck in a simulation
    Two sedatives for the euthanasia
    The voice in my head got too persuasive
    The flu contagious, everybody dead except a couple rich white dudes in spaceships
    Ding, ding, time is up, the world is ending, the climate sucks
    I'm high and drunk, drivin' a Cybertruck
    The AI talkin' to me like it's tryna fuck (Fuck me)
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Such a good boy when I was 18
    But I smoked alcohol and drank weed
    And now my brain turned into baked beans
    Don't be like me, kids I'm fried
    (Fried, fried, fried, fried)
    [Chorus]
    Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
    Dropped 200, I got too much
    And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
    Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
    Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts
    Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs

    • @lilvaginastain6643
      @lilvaginastain6643 Рік тому

      I was pretty sure his intro was "i hate n*****s" and he said "me too" i was super confused why no one was mentioning it.

    • @Eco19
      @Eco19 Рік тому +1

      Ive been trying to figure out what that intro bit has been saying for months🙏

    • @JackBurtonYT
      @JackBurtonYT Рік тому

      I've listened to this 1000 times and never heard that (I hate the internet) until you wrote it out. Thanks!

    • @MeliodasEstrellaDeLaManiana
      @MeliodasEstrellaDeLaManiana 11 місяців тому

      thank you!

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger 11 місяців тому +2

      bro am i the the only one who was hearing something else on the intro........

  • @Azrael__
    @Azrael__ 3 роки тому +148

    This is Gen Z's Requiem for a Dream.

  • @bonester836
    @bonester836 2 місяці тому +2

    Your music really has helped me cope I watched my brother die and life has just been hard but your one of the artist I listen to when I write short stories

  • @llamaprod5623
    @llamaprod5623 3 роки тому +34

    Damn Blake Anderson went from wizard rap to this 🔥

    • @KristenLewis-j6h
      @KristenLewis-j6h 8 місяців тому +1

      I thought I was the only one who thinks they look alike! He should be in a video!

  • @evanlemire3167
    @evanlemire3167 4 роки тому +14

    Stoked this song blew up..hes been dropping bangers

  • @foff6548
    @foff6548 4 роки тому +545

    I didn’t know Blake was a rapper

    • @Hectik17
      @Hectik17 4 роки тому +35

      don't you know? motheefuckin wizards never die ua-cam.com/video/bpgQSbwnWD0/v-deo.html

    • @tantotopps
      @tantotopps 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao, I love this comment

    • @burniemac1364
      @burniemac1364 3 роки тому +5

      Shit thats what i thawt the momemt i saw him blake fror workaholics hahahah

    • @somethingedgy2185
      @somethingedgy2185 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I noticed he looked a lot like Blake. Kinda seems like he's trying to impersonate him. Kinda sounds like Lil Dicky.

    • @belligerent-irony
      @belligerent-irony 3 роки тому +6

      *Anders has entered the chat*

  • @mjg-98
    @mjg-98 Рік тому +12

    I wish this song was longer, such a banger

  • @Baked_Cookie508
    @Baked_Cookie508 4 роки тому +120

    They should use this in school to talk about anti-drugs

  • @kanetombs1275
    @kanetombs1275 4 роки тому +5

    This video is near perfect, love the song. New favorite to add to my collection. MORE PLEASE.

  • @internetboyUS
    @internetboyUS 4 роки тому +40

    psa for those coming here: someone bought an ad on this video without cal knowing. if u rockin w the song it's all love but organic interaction is a staple of what makes cal, cal. we celebratin 1m when this his 2m so lets run it 💖

    • @KrakenOff
      @KrakenOff 4 роки тому +5

      I was surprised cuz he had like 80k views and now he is at 1m

    • @jxn5458
      @jxn5458 4 роки тому

      Who did?

    • @shiann261
      @shiann261 4 роки тому

      ?

    • @KristenLewis-j6h
      @KristenLewis-j6h 5 місяців тому

      I found this by accident,and added it instantly to my playlists....then let all my friends hear it! This shit is HOTT!

  • @taddybear4244
    @taddybear4244 Рік тому +13

    I fucking love this so much. Scruby doesn't miss. This is the first track I heard from him and he goes so hard.

  • @laurenmainello4225
    @laurenmainello4225 3 роки тому +36

    Lyrics:
    Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
    Dropped 200, I got too much
    And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
    Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
    Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts
    Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs
    [Verse 1]
    Therefore by the transitive property (Shh)
    When I'm fucked up don't talk to me
    I feel like it's a bunch of lil bugs on top of me
    Help me, I can't get 'em off of me
    I can't move I'm stuck in a sofa
    Then stuck in a room where the walls get closer
    Next time your try fuckin' me over I'll put you in a bath with a plugged in toaster
    It's too late no one can stop me "Hey Siri"
    How do you get rid of a body?
    Chop it up, do a little bit of Karate
    I'm doin' 90 and it sittin in the bag ridin' shotty
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Such a good boy when I was 18
    But I smoked alcohol and drank weed
    And now my brain turned into baked beans
    Don't be like me, kids I'm fried
    (Fried, fried, fried, fried)
    [Chorus]
    Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
    Dropped 200, I got too much
    And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
    Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
    Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts
    Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs
    [Verse 2]
    I feel obligated to say this
    Kids don't do drugs, drugs are dangerous
    The brain can change in ways I can't explain
    But it feel like I'm stuck in a simulation
    Two sedatives for the euthanasia
    The voice in my head got too persuasive
    The flu contagious, everybody dead except a couple rich white dudes in spaceships
    Ding, ding, time is up, the world is ending, the climate sucks
    I'm high and drunk, drivin' a Cybertruck
    The AI talkin' to me like it's tryna fuck (Fuck me)
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Such a good boy when I was 18
    But I smoked alcohol and drank weed
    And now my brain turned into baked beans
    Don't be like me, kids I'm fried
    (Fried, fried, fried, fried)
    [Chorus]
    Got a new plug, my other guy sucks
    Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks
    Dropped 200, I got too much
    And I got too fried I'm sunny side up
    Got your dad doin' blow off my ass
    Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts
    Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs

  • @kellen3041
    @kellen3041 4 роки тому +31

    hell yeah my favorite song on the album 🔥

    • @悪666
      @悪666 4 роки тому +2

      Just by your profile pic I knew you're a K.A.A.N high five bratha

    • @sycodelic-pineapple7220
      @sycodelic-pineapple7220 4 роки тому

      my favorite song in his new album is jackin

    • @TheChadd1738
      @TheChadd1738 4 роки тому

      What is the name of the album? Can t believe I don't know

    • @muptezeladam9605
      @muptezeladam9605 4 роки тому +2

      K.A.A.N. x Cal Scruby collab imagine if that shit happens I would lose it

    • @JimmyNeutron593
      @JimmyNeutron593 4 роки тому

      @@TheChadd1738 While You Were Sleeping is the album name, which must be what you were doing

  • @thatcarartist7322
    @thatcarartist7322 4 роки тому +9

    Perfection. A true lyricist and the creativity behind the vids is fire.

  • @anthonypearl6698
    @anthonypearl6698 2 роки тому +2

    Cal I still listen to this all the time. You’re the best bro!!! Keep going with this 🔥🔥🔥

  • @BmadCreative207
    @BmadCreative207 3 роки тому +10

    I can picture prof doing a cover of this that would be the fucking shit a remix with prof even

  • @motherhorsefucker
    @motherhorsefucker 4 роки тому +5

    "Good sir, I have seen it"
    "Seen what my Lord?"
    "STRAIGHT FIRE"

  • @GrumpaDirt
    @GrumpaDirt 4 роки тому +21

    I love how wildly entertaining Cal's videos are.

  • @noneYAbidnusORIGINAL
    @noneYAbidnusORIGINAL Рік тому +1

    Man, how's this goin to jump 1mil in like a day?cuz it's that jam. Stop thru the rave in Milwaukee,WI

  • @noahplack9490
    @noahplack9490 4 роки тому +8

    Dear god this is a fucking bop. I need more friends like this guy, he gets me.

  • @SickSoundingStuff
    @SickSoundingStuff 10 місяців тому +5

    I can't get enough of this track... It's been months now and it still makes me happy. Sick Sounding Stuff.

    • @jtheoriginal9775
      @jtheoriginal9775 10 місяців тому +1

      I'm the guy that always finds music no one's ever heard. Call, Lil Windex, Eldorado red and more

    • @SickSoundingStuff
      @SickSoundingStuff 9 місяців тому

      @@jtheoriginal9775 right on. I've been listening to Cal Scrubby and City Morgue basically all week.

  • @kylewheatley7646
    @kylewheatley7646 4 роки тому +4

    Bro.. I can’t even explain how hard this song and video are hitting me rn, off a tab of lsd. Thank you cal.

  • @varoesg
    @varoesg Рік тому +9

    This shit made me feel so high I'm writing this from the stratosphere

  • @krystalgiambitti9840
    @krystalgiambitti9840 4 роки тому +9

    Randomly clicked and whasaaat, wtf?! Why didn't I know about this guy?! He's fire af! Like...... glitch in the matrix; telling stories from my life type shit... 🤘💯 I show him to everybody.....and I love the hair, dude is a rock star. Not to mention super grateful and good to his fans! #winning

  • @jamesonmcripfist5584
    @jamesonmcripfist5584 2 роки тому +10

    Damn bro. You really blew up. I remember listening to this for the first time and jamming the hell out of it about 50 times. You definitely deserve the fame you’re getting. All your songs are straight flames.

  • @LazyAce
    @LazyAce 4 роки тому +4

    This song started playing in my pocket last week.
    Never heard of this man before.
    Spotify might think I'm botting his discography, can't stop listening to his entire catalog.
    The new album is amazing front to back.
    This dude about to blow up

  • @RolesHZ
    @RolesHZ Рік тому

    Damn good

  • @ForrestBreeze
    @ForrestBreeze 4 роки тому +4

    This song just keeps getting more and more views. Definately blowing up now.

    • @DUIDefender
      @DUIDefender 4 роки тому +2

      yeah no shit, would be hilarious if his "Interlude" off the latest album was what made C Scrub really finally take off. I love the track though, was surprised to see a video for it before Jackin' - I'm sure there's logic to it tho, he's a smart dude. I say a sweetly done "Jackin" video will get him some serious views and get him the respect and listener count he's deserved for a long time!!

    • @its_casza3342
      @its_casza3342 4 роки тому

      unfortunately someone made an add of this song, and Cal had no idea, and thats why it has "blown up", i heard he put an insta story up saying how mad he was because he wants Natural Growth, and i couldn't agree more! i feel bad for him honestly, Let me know what you guys think??

  • @xxmaybememoriesxx667
    @xxmaybememoriesxx667 3 роки тому +23

    Found this tripping on 5 tabs the other night. Been listening on repeat ever since. Great song 💙

  • @LordFrieza
    @LordFrieza Рік тому

    Came here from Ninjas stream and I'm SO GLAD I DID
    WHY TF AREN'T YOU BIGGER MY GUY!!!!
    PEOPLE SUB AND SHARE THIS FIRE.

  • @CalebThePerson
    @CalebThePerson 3 роки тому +7

    Why is this in my recommendations... 🔥 Well cause this shit fire thats why. 🔥

  • @JoshSmith-iy1wt
    @JoshSmith-iy1wt 3 роки тому +5

    My freind showed me this song and I do not regret it at all not to mention literally every song of his go’s hard asf👏👏🔥

  • @dustin9899
    @dustin9899 Рік тому +3

    Honestly best song by cal. In my opinion

  • @jordanarmitage4073
    @jordanarmitage4073 Рік тому

    Mad Blake Anderson vibes with an awesome flow, love it. 🔥🔥

  • @besovgaming1211
    @besovgaming1211 2 роки тому +4

    I've contributed at least 100 views to that counter already, this song just an absolute banger my g. Need more songs like this frfr

  • @PadawanCorn
    @PadawanCorn 2 роки тому +7

    Need more artist like you! This is a masterpiece

  • @yungbaddy1985
    @yungbaddy1985 4 роки тому +80

    "Everybody dead except two white dudes in spaceships."
    Have a feeling cal just revealed the future here...

    • @milesyoung6867
      @milesyoung6867 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh you murdered the line he says "couple rich dudes in space ships"

    • @yungbaddy1985
      @yungbaddy1985 3 роки тому +1

      @fuck google haha yooo did not expect it to go in that direction, fair enough G

    • @wadekarma317
      @wadekarma317 3 роки тому +5

      @@milesyoung6867 lol the hypocracy. The line is actually "everybody dead, except a couple rich white dudes in spaceships"

    • @ravena829
      @ravena829 3 роки тому +2

      @@milesyoung6867 kid u must be... fried

    • @Agent_Clark
      @Agent_Clark 3 роки тому

      Well when we work out how to clone and live with the same personality. Imagine living forever as 100 yous. That would be long enough for someone to build up some serious wealth.

  • @crashnman
    @crashnman 7 місяців тому +2

    @ 0:40 The dead don't have much in the way of blood pressure but you had me at "I hate the internet"🤔

  • @superdave2146
    @superdave2146 Рік тому +4

    Been ripping your tracks nonstop over the past year. Underrated AF! Excited for you to drop your next album 🤌🤌

  • @AIREvolution
    @AIREvolution 3 роки тому +4

    Love this song lol every day I listen it, very good job

  • @deftonesparty
    @deftonesparty 11 місяців тому +7

    Kayn voice 🥺🥺🥺

  • @broadcastyourself3900
    @broadcastyourself3900 Рік тому

    @calscruby I love love love all of your videos!!! And yeah, I'm sure that you could possibly make a lot of money here in Alaska!!!

  • @xWORLDxCHAMPIONx
    @xWORLDxCHAMPIONx 3 роки тому +161

    Just pushed my grandma down the stairs to this song!

    • @amyhersl9420
      @amyhersl9420 3 роки тому +6

      This is for real the funniest comment...in the interest of transparency I also was recommended this song and brushed it off for days, then I finally listened to it and I was f'n floored, had it on repeat for days now and started exploring all his other songs which are also bangin'! Thanks Cal! Keep 'em coming man!

    • @lochlanmcgregor998
      @lochlanmcgregor998 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha mad

    • @daisymartinez2552
      @daisymartinez2552 3 роки тому

      Lololol

    • @HoussamNekkaa
      @HoussamNekkaa 2 роки тому

      Epic gamer moment

  • @jasonsizemore3893
    @jasonsizemore3893 4 роки тому +9

    When he said "But I smoked alcohol and drank weed..." I felt that.

  • @THANKUTRIZZY
    @THANKUTRIZZY 4 роки тому +12

    Wow only 6 easy payments of $69.99 where do I sign up

  • @MachoSasq
    @MachoSasq 6 місяців тому +2

    Leaving this here so I can listen every time someone wants to remind me to.

  • @sadpluslonely2775
    @sadpluslonely2775 Рік тому +5

    I'm not usually a fan of rap, but this shit is good. Real good

  • @pelatiah_
    @pelatiah_ 3 роки тому +7

    Cal Scruby x Prof mixtape needed. Now.

  • @hbhb3640
    @hbhb3640 4 роки тому +5

    The real ones here early for cal to show support
    Most importantly he’s delivering a message in this song that’s comical but with a dark reality that’s where I think the line don’t tell me money don’t buy happiness when it so happens that money buys drugs

  • @fairhairednative2
    @fairhairednative2 2 роки тому +1

    I fell in love with this song, and I can't stop playing it. It POUNDS in my truck. Dude def would prob be fun to go fast with.

  • @MeatMonsterMan
    @MeatMonsterMan 3 роки тому +4

    Actually impressed! Why does this not have millions of views? Respect the infomercial people!

  • @expiation3553
    @expiation3553 11 місяців тому +8

    WENT HERE AFTER HEARING PARANOIA BY HEARTSTEEL. MY GOD YOUR INTRO IN THAT SONG IS GODLY

  • @jcrawford5674
    @jcrawford5674 2 роки тому +4

    Cal Scruby produced so much heat now my entire neighborhood is on fire.

  • @robertsmith8653
    @robertsmith8653 5 місяців тому +1

    Keep killin it all i do is nodd and listen to your hitterz!!!!!

  • @MassManicMedia
    @MassManicMedia 4 роки тому +8

    Dam Cal finally breaking a mil on views, been turning everyone on to him people finally catching up

  • @galdr8193
    @galdr8193 9 місяців тому +3

    I cant stop seeing Kayn in all his videos... he is like 100% what Kayn would do as a singer/rapper KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEK 🤣

  • @SMOMOTIONTV
    @SMOMOTIONTV 4 роки тому +97

    Straight ⚡️🔥 ⛽️

    • @Draqou
      @Draqou 3 роки тому +6

      man this was such a lightning fire gaspump comment

    • @i_throw_ched289
      @i_throw_ched289 3 роки тому +1

      @@Draqou 😂

  • @mr.woowoo8826
    @mr.woowoo8826 2 роки тому

    This dude on repeat.

  • @n0ne0ther37
    @n0ne0ther37 4 роки тому +96

    Literally just got stoned and then saw this lol