When Poland STRIKES BACK - No Step Back - Hearts Of Iron 4
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- Опубліковано 11 гру 2021
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millenium dawn greenland world conquest when
Funny map game
ISP you can get free level 4 generals as poland, please try it!
Okay yousorrowprodauctions
I already have free skillshare they cancel it I will block them in my country
Looking at the code its seems to be a 10% chance for Germany to give up Pomerania, i really wish paradox would add more modifiers to affect event outcomes because even 10% is absurd
speaking of absurd, these bot replies certainly are.
Nah it's about 5 percent
I was recently playing Poland and they actually returned Pomerania to me. Guess I was lucky.
If it was fascist Germany it makes sense, but any other a historical Germany there should definitely be adjustments
Ms. Susan, maybe we should do something with those bots. This is getting out of han...
NO REMOVE DISLIKE BUTTON BECAUSE I CRY WHEN I SEE MORE THAN ONE MILLION DISLIKES UNDER YT REWIND
I love ISP talking about Skill Share and going to classes as if he didn't drop out of primary school to play map colouring videogames
@@angelina6959 no
@@angelina6959 ratio bozo
this is so cool
That is not ISP, that is 100% Isorrow (old viewers will understand)
ISP? that's the other guy who plays minecraft, not isorrowproductions
Hitler realized that he had nothing to rant about when the Polish Corridor was gone so he decided to make a new one.
"Nein how will I rally my people with hate now!?"
He wanted to purge the Slavs and take their vast land. He’ll think of something…
I love how even the game was surprised that Germany handed over their land
I'm a real comment
@@elab0788 liar
@@elab0788 That's what a bot would say, now face the wall
@@claratius2601 what
@@claratius2601 SEEEEEXX
It’s so sad that Isorrow died in the intro.
He was like an ISP to me
I loved him like a brother in law
Internet Service Provider?
@@sombertownds149 inside service provider ;)
@@aw2584 did you do 20 years in the can?
He was definitely one of the UA-camrs… 😔
I'm just going to imagine that Anastasia turned right around after the peace conference and just leaned in to Adolf's ear... softly whispering those fateful words every man fears...
"Gdansk or war, bitch."
To get the meme bear, you need to have Polish troops in Iran first. Then the bear would appear in your army as a general. Then you take Moscow as Poland which will dig up documents showing all the Romanovs were killed, so that's the place where you'll discover your Queen is a fake. Then you'll have the option to choose meme bear as king
Not as simple as that. You need to control a certain Province in Iran,you ofc need to stay non aligned and after that you need to be at war with Italy and have troops there, then you get Wojtek
You can take Moscow before you get the bear general and still get it
Fun fact:
The bear name is Niedźwiedź(bear) Wojtek
Corporal Wojtek in fact
Fought at Monte Cassino with polish 22 company ;)
@@Karlosnew5562 That is the reason you get him when you have the province from where he is from and need to habe troops in Italy(resembling Monte Cassino)
@@lordveznan9896 yea
If a polish queen managed to completely destroy the Soviet Union, at that point i wouln't really care that she isn't really a Romanov, I think she's good enough
"we don't know which dunghill in Katowice produced our queen but she has far greater vigor than any other noble stock in Europe"
friendly reminder that Golden lost 4 times against ai Germany doing the Romanov monarchy path and had to use console commands!
Golden Lost?
Nooooo wayyyyyy
Mfw golden lost
Again
Isorrow is just too good at the game.
Golden Lost is the Hoi4 equivalent of telling someone the sky is blue.
Someone needs to boost mental tension so he can turn his brain to war economy
Poland has so many focus trees and possibilities (including hidden ones) that ever since No Step Back came out I genuinely play it exclusively lmao okay I did play as Estonia once but you get my point.
Trueeeee
Hidden ones?
The Romanov one is hidden
@@SupremeRTS I mean as far as I remember there's a hidden focus branch, not sure if it triggers with putting fake Romanov on the throne or what it was, also if you control Iran and Rome as Poland (I think you need to be a kingdom too) you can put Wojtek (the bear) on the throne... And have a goddamn animal as your king. We just need an option to marry Wojtek off to CK's horse Glittenhoof or whatever its name was and have yourself an animal kingdom
I don’t get your point cause your statement is pointless but I do get ur mommy.
The peace conference does need a rework because if you're murdering millions of enemy troops by letting them grind your defense you barely get war participation, basically if you have a slow and steady push playstyle you can kiss goodbye to getting any land in the peace conference if you're in a faction with any of the major powers.
Yea taking casualtys gives you warscore whos the idiot whot thought that was a good idea
@@onyxsuccubus yip the casualty score you get is from taking casualtys not causing them
@@shadowlord1418 Mussolini...
You know what is even worse?
The "yalta conference".
When you are a Third party britain and russia can Just *Chose* to Not let you get any piece of Germany.
I hat about 20% as Anarchist spain and Spende it all puppeting a Lager Part of Germany. Then Yallta CAME and Tool it all away with one half going to allies and the other to cominter leaving me with absolutely nothing
@@lenschwedt9646 There is nothing wrong with that tho?
that danzig pomerania swap reminds me of the situation when japan cedes south sakhailin to the russians and the russians cede north sakhailin to the japanese
I wonder if ISP realized that it changed during the campaign.
4:45 "The last Romanov?" - 20 % Stab
7:24 "The last Romanov" - 5 % Stab
13:34 "The last Romanov!"
I noticed very cool
I like how at first a large percentage of the population thinks she's a crazy homeless woman and literally no new information comes forward to increase the legitimacy of her claims, but then she somehow manages to convince Hitler to hand over more territory than Germany ever claimed in the first place and conquer the entire Soviet Union and everyone just goes "She's definitely the last Romanov!"
@@sethnewlin510 If anything, conquering everything would make me question even more if they are Romanov...
@@the_tactician9858 But also you'd probably would like to not get shot...
The Slavic Union flag is from the Slavic legend "Lech Czech i Rus", a story of the three brothers who supposedly founded the Polish, Czech, and Russian/Ukrainian nations respectively.
More like Belarus, from Ruthenia
But there are so many different versions, that it doesnt even matter
@@hopin8krzys Belarus is fictional country made by Bolsheviks
@@AskaLang White Rus' (Belarus) has been a concept for hundreds of years.
Isn’t it lech, czech, rus i ukr?
@@AskaLang said some russian guy with women's profile?
I can't believe iSorrowproductions died just a few seconds into the video. He was like a father to me, like the son I never had.
The bots agree
@@sirironsights2456 seriously what the hell are *wet donut churros?*
@@Gamer-cb6yg SUFFERING
Why does that sounds like something Frank Drebin would say lol
10:19 What Actually Happend:
Dolfy: Well She Gave Us What We Wanted (Danzig) So It's Only Fair We Give Her What She Wants Right?
*Right?*
The Entire German High Command: *Facepalm*
Kinda weird hearing ISP being excited about Hoi4
@@angelina6959 bot spotted
I think we are old enough to be Gravy Adolescents by now, Daddy ISP.
The hell?
@@Blakc yes, this is hell
@@angelina6959 shut up please
r/cursedcomments
@@leviticus2001 thats.. not what that subreddit is for..
If i had a nickel for every paradox grand strategy game where the ruler of my country can be a bear, i'd have 3 nickel.
Which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it happened thrice.
Daily petition for ISP to play Huey Long's Paraguay in Kaiserredux
bruh the bots are spaming in anyone who comments
Huey Long's Nicauragua in Rise of Italia is the real shit
base chance for germany to accept ceding pomerania and silesia looks to be 10%
there are some modifiers that remove the chance to accept or refuse for certain situations but doesn't look like any of them apply here
I checked and I'm pretty sure it says in the event file that if Poland is at war with any other country then Germany has 0% chance of giving the land so I'm really confused.
@@ghhhhhh378 i think that's only if poland is at war with a member of germany's faction
In a surprising turn of events, giving up Danzig was the biggest net land gain Poland ever had with Germany!
There is currently a bug in the game that causes it to run slowly after like 1941. Something to do with fall back lines. The beta has fixed it.
Ohh thats what it was
Hey ISP, you can form Poland-Lithuania through the tree just by releasing Lithuania as a puppet after you annex them.
German *cocks gun*: Give me Danzig!
Poland: Take it, just don't shoot!... btw can I borrow that gun?
Germany: Ooh, ja. No problem.
Poland: Thanks. *cocks gun* GIVE ME EAST GERMANY!
You can actually get Wojtek the bear as a king with this focus tree. I got him and it's pretty hilarious. You basically discover that Anastasia is just an impostor and you replace her with Wojtek.
There's something about being called a Gravy Baby that just makes my day
its great when the biggest problem with a new update, is that it made too many things better.
And that none of the good mods run on it because it broke too many things and nobody updates them to be compatible :(
@@liftfork People are updating mods it's just taking a while because NSB is so huge. You also need to remember that modders do what they do in their spare time for free and have lives to live.
9:57 That is the most cursed east Prussia I‘ve ever seen
Nothing like being called a gravy baby by an insane British guy on a Sunday afternoon
Poland can into space
Namely, into everyone else’s space
Polska jest silna
Time for my 15 minutes and 7 seconds of being the graviest baby I can be
9:55
The reason they folded is simple:
1.) they paid attention to the invasion of the USSR and were scared by your military might.
2.) They were fighting the allies off so a two front war really isn’t a good idea.
Gotta give this man props for dying within ten seconds of the video, only for his incorporeal being of concentrated insanity and delirium to carry on the video for a honking 15 minutes.
Title: When Poland *STRIKES BACK!*
Me, knowing ISP and HoI4: preemptively. In all directions. _Against several neutral states,_ I presume?
Fun fact: as ISP calls it "the meme Bear" that Bear actually served in the Polish Army his actual name was Wojtek.
Seeing this video as a polish man. This was very nice and wholesome.
Remember that Slovakia is a starting nation in the 1939 scenario
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
One of the Best nations to play I'd say
I was about to ask what happened to Norway, but then I realized this isn't an A2Z video.
I’m happy that Paradox finally is giving more incentive to play poland and is making it more viable
In the intro, an ad came after the cough instantly, and it was for Suicide prevention.
Love your videos bro
I now have a Pavlovian response to the phrase "Gravy babies," as it sends me into History Boy mode everytime I hear it now
i will watch this when i am playing Italy in multiplayer trying to comprehend why Poland has a better focus tree than me
Because Poland actualy had some historical opposition, interesting history and was a bigger power than Italy? Judt a suggestion
@@DehydratedDarkness just say Poland stronk le mao
@@DehydratedDarkness bro how the hell was Poland a bigger power than Italy
@@DehydratedDarkness Bruh what? Italy was a huge factor in WW2 even up until 1945. They absolutely should have a proper focus tree, especially compared to the likes of fucking Estonia.
@@mrvoice3436 It was, it had insanely huge army, newest technological advancements and if you put Poland between any two countries other than Germany, USSR and probably USA it would have won. Poland literally had the worst geopolitical situation in the whole world
ISP just wanted to give you a tip about the new dlc. Having great supply lines now is more valuable than military factories. I played Poland and beat the soviets with 25 mils and 60 civs. Barely even lost territory while I held for the first year and then just slowly ripped them to shreds. So at least as Poland prioritise supply hubs on the Soviet front
11:37 I literally had that happen to me a few weeks ago when playing as Lithuania trying to get a few achievements.
Paradox is mining crypto
When are we evolving into 'Gravy Children' or some other age groups?
Nobody knows better how to spend time the most correct than Isorrowproductions.
I have waited for this
omg i was watching your video on reunifing the plc what a convicdence i had to save it for later
This is gonna be a good day
Do Trotsky and play like the KI so just sit in Tadjikistan and do nothing
When Isorrow can micromanage Poland but can't manage a conversation with a girl.
Bro you are the funniest hoi UA-camr. Big ups.
Poland has finally taken its place in the world at the top, just as it should be
@gaming boi yuuup
Nah.
i can't wait for the train only Yemen world conquest!
That productivity class is why he does the 7 days of madness
and now we know Alex and Isp in that kind of relationship when isp is passive
My face when a little bear in the Polish forests gets hunted down and sent to the Polish palace to live out its days feasting on Russian corpses.
God tier video
I firmly believe isp died when he did the Netflix Luxembourg game and his car operates his corpse to keep making videos
I like how most of the video is isp going “wow that worked”
SO GOOD!
funny map man i demand you to do Poland artillery only
I expected more A2Z but i guess people have a limit for how demented they can get before breaking.
What insanity is this, placing a Romanov on the Polish throne? xD Nice fantasy game.
he's free from this curse called a2z, he died in the intro.
Imagining mr. Hilter smoking "ZE KRACK" broke me.
In Russia, we call ISP "That crazy Belgian"
This is it, the peak of ISP‘s Bi-Pola(nd)r disorder
Its more fun to have Göring as leader of Germany, that dude got sass and yes you can get him.
He's playing all my favorite routes from no step back lmao
I like how ISP talks bout skillshare editing like Braun isn’t carrying him with his editing
11:33 mine is doing that too! I've noticed more bugs this month than my whole time playing hoi4
Could be wrong here, but didn't NSP add the ability to turn off allied supply so the AI doesn't flood your frontlines with troops anymore?
Funny map man
that casual moment when ISP dies in the intro.
I love it when he calls us gravy babies
Let’s goooo, the pesants rise up
The Poles commit a little bit of trolling
Isp if you want to fix the time so it does not slow everytime, try to change from the render from the launcher settings
It’s funny how all the popular hoi4 players bully each other despite the fact they probably have never met each other in real life
I like how the Slavic union flag while terrible lines up with the Ck2 Slavic union crest
Map gameplay starts at 2:02.
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈
Even the event was confused
isp: prolly wont be a hoi video since it be the mega campaign
me: FUCK YEA ABOUT TIME DAD
ISP calls that slow motion, I call that normal 5 speed
13:20 I love how the capital is at the tip
wow
wow
wow
grape
Woah
wow
Thanks
Cant wait for portugal yay
That's King Meme Bear to you, peasant.
as I heard *pretty fun*
“I’m currently smokin ze crack” 😂
Beautiful, all hail to homeless warszawianka
5:09 ah good old M&B: Warband