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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @muremuresen3725
    @muremuresen3725 Місяць тому +429

    i think it's clear that Dankus does not know what touché means

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Місяць тому +276

      @@muremuresen3725 touche

    • @FlyFriend42
      @FlyFriend42 Місяць тому +143

      @@DankusMemecus Now that was a correct use of the word lmao

    • @Djentle-Rain
      @Djentle-Rain Місяць тому +32

      This touchee arc is making me cringe

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 Місяць тому +5

      @@FlyFriend42 touché

  • @jagplaysroblox2169
    @jagplaysroblox2169 Місяць тому +121

    born to say ESPORTS DANKUS MICRO ALTA LENNARD SHTATS
    forced to listen to TouCHe

  • @peste1463
    @peste1463 Місяць тому +362

    Touche

    • @evannpalma2404
      @evannpalma2404 Місяць тому +8

      Touché is reserved for frenchies only

    • @p0l069
      @p0l069 Місяць тому +1

      Oui

    • @MR_papaja
      @MR_papaja Місяць тому +1

      @@evannpalma2404 Dankus isn't french tho

    • @muremuresen3725
      @muremuresen3725 Місяць тому +3

      he uses the word incorrectly

    • @Toastryan
      @Toastryan Місяць тому

      @@muremuresen3725 Touche

  • @12gark
    @12gark Місяць тому +73

    I've never seen Dankus so careful in a game. Nice win tho, but Japan player shares big part of the success, dominated Asia AND declared on the Soviet

    • @MrDoyle-ky4he
      @MrDoyle-ky4he Місяць тому +6

      Japan player doing that well makes me wonder where America and Britain were

    • @OldSchoolGM94
      @OldSchoolGM94 6 днів тому

      I think Japan got to fuck up the British because they lost all their raw resources in Africa and the Indonesian provinces. Air power drops off quick without that oil and rubber​@@MrDoyle-ky4he

  • @Spitze.YT-_-
    @Spitze.YT-_- Місяць тому +187

    Bro why does Dankus keep saying touché all the time?
    (Edit): Right after I commented this they mentioned Dankus French word spam in the video!

  • @saopro21
    @saopro21 Місяць тому +53

    Doing all tanks template is the most dankus fucking thing you could do bro HAHAHAHA

    • @aidonger42069
      @aidonger42069 Місяць тому +7

      I feel like no one built TDs or anti tank guns

  • @mrjayoareyes
    @mrjayoareyes Місяць тому +30

    21:29 missed tiger joke

  • @GiviTolstykh
    @GiviTolstykh Місяць тому +196

    dankus noob build? (always)

    • @axdde6428
      @axdde6428 Місяць тому +1

      r.i.p
      geroiam slava

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 Місяць тому +19

    They said my touche was weak

  • @plakeplays6420
    @plakeplays6420 Місяць тому +28

    slow and steady wins the race! ahh build

  • @CarumbaTjoep
    @CarumbaTjoep Місяць тому +3

    Fun drinking game: everytime Dankus says touché take a shot

  • @sma809
    @sma809 Місяць тому +15

    11:29 almost 20-1 kd that''s what you'd love to see!

  • @informant4cia
    @informant4cia Місяць тому +19

    Appeasement maxxing

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 Місяць тому +7

    They said my war was too early, then this happened…

  • @mollyy.mollyy
    @mollyy.mollyy Місяць тому +4

    Did a wake and bake so glad you uploaded

    • @flx2463
      @flx2463 Місяць тому +1

      same haha

  • @pauljohnson9242
    @pauljohnson9242 Місяць тому

    dankus is always at his best when hes moaning at his allies

  • @DönerMann1
    @DönerMann1 Місяць тому +51

    Love your vids man❤ ( under 2 min)

    • @Eggplanter_2027
      @Eggplanter_2027 Місяць тому +8

      I love his vids too (I'm 6 foot)

    • @kronsbanntin2201
      @kronsbanntin2201 Місяць тому

      Im 3'7​@@Eggplanter_2027

    • @THEJustinOfAllTime
      @THEJustinOfAllTime Місяць тому +9

      I love his vids too (I'm edging)

    • @firegod5457
      @firegod5457 Місяць тому +4

      I love his vids too (I'm a water bottle)

    • @pjb.1775
      @pjb.1775 Місяць тому +1

      I wrote the first comment on the video (I love his vids)

  • @nifler1915
    @nifler1915 Місяць тому +4

    they said my waiting strat is weak

  • @pooshmeister
    @pooshmeister Місяць тому +2

    That finland had one voice line

  • @Stxrmymp4
    @Stxrmymp4 Місяць тому +1

    love your videos dankus have an amazing day

  • @akixhunfn5096
    @akixhunfn5096 Місяць тому

    Dankus dedicated this video to Golden so now Golden knows how to do a good heavy tank germany

  • @originalNickName-c7q
    @originalNickName-c7q Місяць тому +4

    They said I finished late...

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Місяць тому +7

    Love your vids man❤ (under 6 inches)

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Місяць тому

    If I had a dollar for every time Dankus said Touche' correctly, I'd have a dollar.

  • @user-ko1lm2ps5k
    @user-ko1lm2ps5k Місяць тому

    they said my touché was weak....

  • @Isabell-gw8bv
    @Isabell-gw8bv Місяць тому

    Holy smokes! Dankus is so cool!

  • @CsikihuszarDG
    @CsikihuszarDG Місяць тому +18

    I know what you did in 2015 you can't hide forever

    • @illiaoliinyk9685
      @illiaoliinyk9685 Місяць тому +2

      What?

    • @witsleep
      @witsleep Місяць тому

      Considering he went to military recently… man was a kid in 2015 lmao

    • @billybob-zk9nm
      @billybob-zk9nm Місяць тому

      @@witsleepdid he join or conscripted? Cause i thought he failed the intelligence diagnostic years ago for conscription. Remembered him getting clowned for failing

  • @ramezemad7283
    @ramezemad7283 Місяць тому

    This was my first game ever especially as France from 8 months ago

  • @tristan3340
    @tristan3340 Місяць тому +6

    can someone explain to me here every one of dankuses phrases? like alta and oman and so on
    so curious

    • @roninecostar
      @roninecostar Місяць тому

      I will never tell you.

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 Місяць тому +2

      its just german phrases, Alta = dude, because of Lennard probably

    • @МартинРупски
      @МартинРупски Місяць тому +6

      Alta = dude, bro, man any other empty phrase you put at the end of a sentence
      Oman = Oh man, what is this, hello?, a phrase to convey mild annoyance or lack of understanding
      Touche = you won, fair, phrase used to express defeat or ceasing of any further arguing.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Місяць тому +9

      @@tristan3340 touche

  • @yygamertv9025
    @yygamertv9025 Місяць тому +1

    They said my speed was slow...

    • @MelonJrr
      @MelonJrr Місяць тому

      My grandpa...

  • @faresabderrazak4003
    @faresabderrazak4003 Місяць тому +1

    Hey Dankus
    What mods are you playing in that game ( combination of mods ) ?
    Ty love your vids

    • @Sealteam116
      @Sealteam116 Місяць тому

      "Their Finest Bruh (TFB)"

  • @susfus829
    @susfus829 Місяць тому +1

    still better than average lennard meta build

  • @fxllzy
    @fxllzy Місяць тому +1

    can someone please find this guy's playlist 🙏🙏

  • @ABW_2137
    @ABW_2137 Місяць тому

    12:20 "were taking SAF (bro spelled sex) gibraltar" "ofc we are"

  • @SargeM27
    @SargeM27 Місяць тому +1

    What mod is being used here? it looks cool as hell

    • @Sealteam116
      @Sealteam116 Місяць тому

      "Their Finest Bruh (TFB)"

  • @PersianBrotherhood
    @PersianBrotherhood Місяць тому

    Nice video but
    12:02 how many air is that?

  • @KSPVideoEditor
    @KSPVideoEditor Місяць тому

    THEY ARE SHAKING AT MY FRANCE (Touchè)

  • @wh6057
    @wh6057 Місяць тому

    Drop the playlist dankus

  • @andrefreeman7025
    @andrefreeman7025 Місяць тому +3

    18:43 Could someone explain to me what happened please? What is the difference between clicking and clicking?

    • @matejaradulovic1075
      @matejaradulovic1075 Місяць тому +2

      Instead of attacking with all 8 tanks the coop attacked with only 3 from one tile. If he attacked with all 8 he would have done more dmg bcs more tanks and the combat width would have been expanded from attacking from multiple tiles.

    • @Idontsupportlgbtq
      @Idontsupportlgbtq Місяць тому

      pure tank template = less hp = takes more damage. he built tanks with very high offensive stats but they lose alot of equipment because of low hp. Attacking from two tiles allows him to beat the enemy tanks so quickly that he loses less equipment and can actually win battles against tanks with actual hp.

    • @andrefreeman7025
      @andrefreeman7025 Місяць тому

      @@matejaradulovic1075 Thank you.

    • @Azaqa
      @Azaqa Місяць тому +1

      ​@@matejaradulovic1075it doesn't necessarily even matter that it was all 8, its just the fact that he couldve been clicking from 2 tiles at once to expand combat width like you said
      2 on 1 tile and 2 on the other clicking wouldve been far more effective than 5 clicking from 1 tile like the coop was doing

    • @matejaradulovic1075
      @matejaradulovic1075 Місяць тому

      ​​@@Azaqayes but as you can see its better to attack with all 8 bcs you want to fill up that combat width attacking with only 4 would have not filled it. So its important to attack with all 8 as well as expanding the combat width from attacking from multiple tiles.

  • @tabscuswastooshort9351
    @tabscuswastooshort9351 Місяць тому

    When did Dankus´ playlist get Yassified?

  • @efjddu
    @efjddu Місяць тому +1

    dankus be like THE woman and the chidren too

  • @martinyovkov5822
    @martinyovkov5822 Місяць тому

    Dankus i beg for your Spotify playlist🙏😭

  • @p0l069
    @p0l069 Місяць тому

    Touche mean hit

  • @friesingcold
    @friesingcold Місяць тому

    says early war, war in 1940

  • @G69zLmL
    @G69zLmL Місяць тому +2

    3:42 - 4:12 Music? Its a famous song but I can't find the title sadly

    • @Idontsupportlgbtq
      @Idontsupportlgbtq Місяць тому

      'Say it right' nelly furtado - some sort of remix

    • @Lennart812
      @Lennart812 Місяць тому

      Say it right - Nelly Furtado

    • @G69zLmL
      @G69zLmL Місяць тому +1

      @@Lennart812 I love you

  • @bigchungus-kf9cm
    @bigchungus-kf9cm Місяць тому

    troll germany witzkrieg build next

  • @Ragitoniothethird
    @Ragitoniothethird 29 днів тому

    what mod do you use?

  • @Ezeasy-jh7yi
    @Ezeasy-jh7yi Місяць тому

    What heavy tank design did he use?

  • @StefanL00
    @StefanL00 Місяць тому +3

    What mod is this?

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety 22 дні тому

    T o u c h é .

  • @booogdan123
    @booogdan123 Місяць тому

    hey, that mods are you guys using? Is it one mod, or many ?

  • @XOneshot-rt7yv
    @XOneshot-rt7yv Місяць тому +13

    dankus dont play horst due too him being too bad

    • @Tragantar1310
      @Tragantar1310 Місяць тому

      its a boring shit mod tbh.
      really unfun to watch (and play)

  • @solarmoons14
    @solarmoons14 Місяць тому +2

    Darius whats going on?!
    Wayyyyy 🥰

  • @mateusznadolny7770
    @mateusznadolny7770 15 днів тому

    my italy ally randomly collapsing because france attacked their territories: (i know i lost)

  • @labeatkuqi
    @labeatkuqi Місяць тому

    he keeps saying touche at the wrong time

  • @Random-World-Eater
    @Random-World-Eater Місяць тому

    Låt honom tillaga!!!

  • @capta1nfordo
    @capta1nfordo Місяць тому

    Esport 🍷

  • @invicibletiger950
    @invicibletiger950 20 днів тому

    can someone pls give me the name of this mod?

  • @cioco_yt
    @cioco_yt Місяць тому

    pls can someone say the mod hes playing

  • @dancinghomer8313
    @dancinghomer8313 Місяць тому

    Dankoooos

  • @HansWurst-se6ih
    @HansWurst-se6ih Місяць тому

    What's the mod called he is playing with

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart Місяць тому

    reject touche, embrace e-sports

  • @PixelPanzer-YT
    @PixelPanzer-YT 13 днів тому

    Mod name?

  • @henrikheinrich107
    @henrikheinrich107 Місяць тому

    Wich mog is it?

  • @kuzeyyar1540
    @kuzeyyar1540 Місяць тому +5

    whats the mod?
    and dc

    • @semamet
      @semamet Місяць тому

      imma put a reply here in case you get an answer

    • @Omneit
      @Omneit Місяць тому

      i also put a reply here for an answere

    • @mindi_kus7475
      @mindi_kus7475 Місяць тому +2

      Mod should be Their finest bruh (TFB)

    • @kuzeyyar1540
      @kuzeyyar1540 Місяць тому

      @@mindi_kus7475 thanks and do they have their own server

    • @Dezznuts2294
      @Dezznuts2294 Місяць тому +1

      in know but am aint tellin

  • @odindave6506
    @odindave6506 Місяць тому +1

    TOUCHE

  • @jonatanlj747
    @jonatanlj747 Місяць тому

    Shtäts?

  • @kaptan_davuk
    @kaptan_davuk Місяць тому

    Bro, how do pure tank even work?

    • @МартинРупски
      @МартинРупски Місяць тому

      Infinite armor, you don't need HP If the enemy can't damage you

    • @kaptan_davuk
      @kaptan_davuk Місяць тому +1

      @@МартинРупски what about organization?

  • @birb7292
    @birb7292 Місяць тому +1

    Oil up

  • @Radishindependent
    @Radishindependent Місяць тому

    dude straight up just copied my technique of how to send more volunteers to spain

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 Місяць тому

    Why does the mod spell Kiev wrong?

    • @holy_moleys
      @holy_moleys Місяць тому

      Probably because that's the correct spelling?

  • @captainblack69
    @captainblack69 Місяць тому

    Dankus pleaseee expand your vocabulary

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly Місяць тому

    Hello

  • @nitch2527
    @nitch2527 Місяць тому

    dam

  • @ViralCorgi
    @ViralCorgi Місяць тому

    spoiler dankus wins

  • @portugeskiller7391
    @portugeskiller7391 Місяць тому +2

    What mod is this

  • @niksin3
    @niksin3 Місяць тому +1

    Japan game please 🙏 show us how to not be bad as Japan

  • @sandweh6823
    @sandweh6823 Місяць тому

    meta?

  • @turtlenecksarepoggers
    @turtlenecksarepoggers Місяць тому +16

    Wow! All Hitler had to do was sit around and do economy shit. How did he manage to mess it up that badly irl?

    • @divertedpreon
      @divertedpreon Місяць тому

      He was crazy. He had a 10 year truce with the Soviets. He could've concentrated on the allies but would've never landed in England. He should've asked for Poznan and Danzig for Slovakia and a guarantee of independence and de-radicalization of Germany.

    • @flutee6162
      @flutee6162 Місяць тому +6

      historical revisionism for the win

    • @willywonka6487
      @willywonka6487 Місяць тому +6

      do people actually think Hoi4 is any percent historical accurate? Maybe like 0.8% accurate

    • @Azaqa
      @Azaqa Місяць тому

      ​@@willywonka6487its actually very accurate lol the only inaccurate part is the divisions

    • @slxzt4459
      @slxzt4459 Місяць тому +2

      @@willywonka6487i mean if you let the ai play it out its pretty historically accurate but the shit u can do in the game would never be possible irl

  • @mrmeow4651
    @mrmeow4651 Місяць тому

    Dankus please stop saying touche 🙏

  • @boteiro1436
    @boteiro1436 Місяць тому

    singleplayer game

  • @stormbreaker6920
    @stormbreaker6920 Місяць тому +2

    joe bidennnn!!

  • @ProfessorYún
    @ProfessorYún Місяць тому

    a h

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 Місяць тому

    Z

  • @yannikvogt9184
    @yannikvogt9184 Місяць тому

    5min damn i am early

  • @pjb.1775
    @pjb.1775 Місяць тому

    FIRST

  • @Apollyon_of_Abyss
    @Apollyon_of_Abyss Місяць тому

    absolute rat strat

  • @monke0119
    @monke0119 Місяць тому

    early

  • @советскийсоюз-э7д
    @советскийсоюз-э7д Місяць тому

    3 minutes and only 365 viewers dankus is falling

  • @__BeN_
    @__BeN_ Місяць тому

    Touche

  • @We.Do.A.Bit.Of.Trolling
    @We.Do.A.Bit.Of.Trolling Місяць тому +1

    Touche