They Lost 600k Army in 1 Minute

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • So Golden on Italy this game had a big excursion into Africa and with the Axis winning hard in both the UK and Africa they got very confident.
    Safe to say, they launched a naval invasion that would be either a huge W or a huge disaster in this HOI4 MP in a Nutshell.
    Italy POV - / goldenspatulas
    It's time to learn how to throw a game in Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer, this is the perfect guide for that.
    Welcome to the East Africa - India gambit of the Axis and what some call the Bombay Tragedy aka 600k division tragedy aka bye bye 600k army aka huge encirclement epic esports lennard gibraltar look lennard at my stats.
    Oh yeah btw Axis were winning everywhere too, even though they lost a lot in Africa safari.
    :D
    Stay Connected with Dankus:
    ► Twitch - / dankus_memecus
    ► Dankus Clips - / @dankusclipicus
    ► TikTok - / dankusmemecus1
    ► Twitter - / dmemecus
    ► Discord - / discord
    ► Instagram - / dankusmemecus69
    ► Business Email - dankusmemecusbusiness@gmail.com
    Produced by Duck Taped Studios:
    ► Discord - / discord
    ► Twitter - / markoni1100
    ► Email - ducktapedstudios@gmail.com
    ► Website - www.ducktapeds...
    Edited by BlitztendoStan:
    ► Twitter - / blitztendostan
    Thumbnail by Livy:
    ► Twitter - / livypoz
    #ww2 #hoi4 #hoi4multiplayer #heartsofiron4 #dankus #dankusmemecus

КОМЕНТАРІ • 191

  • @proplejeezus6406
    @proplejeezus6406 Рік тому +559

    Am i the only one who thinks it's really cute that whenever dankus does anything vaguely impressive he just immediately goes "Lennard, Lennard come look at this"

  • @KleinesStein
    @KleinesStein Рік тому +603

    A HOI4 player’s body wanting to play whilst their brain doesn’t is the most HOI4 thing there is

    • @n00bswillruleall
      @n00bswillruleall Рік тому

      It's called addiction. When you need dopamine but receive none from what used to provide it.

    • @guest1470
      @guest1470 Рік тому +10

      Quiet the opposite

    • @definetlynotamainacc8773
      @definetlynotamainacc8773 Рік тому +2

      I am the opposite lol

    • @Rownoscc
      @Rownoscc Рік тому +1

      The 30 minutes of loading + doing almost the same thing early game everytime doesnt make it better

    • @John-Johnsonreal
      @John-Johnsonreal Рік тому +1

      @@Rownosccmostly the entire game though, mot just the first 30 minutes

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad Рік тому +79

    24:08
    Germany: *1 day from capitulation*
    Dancus: *Managing imports*

  • @AdelaideNotAustralia
    @AdelaideNotAustralia Рік тому +550

    dankus must be locked in his room uploading all these videos so much this week

  • @burntbread5110
    @burntbread5110 Рік тому +206

    The Finland player seemed quite angry lmao

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 Рік тому +26

      So annoying, skill issue

    • @Delucaass
      @Delucaass Рік тому

      he always is for some reason, rude mf

    • @ottercar1493
      @ottercar1493 Рік тому +1

      not as angry as golden lol

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 Рік тому +31

      @@ottercar1493 golden is memeing for the most part and just raising his tone for nothing, the finland player is just a toxic 14 years old that cant stand to lose and doesnt accept any help

    • @mistjor
      @mistjor Рік тому +1

      @@blackpaint9093 The Finland player is annoyed by the backseat gaming.

  • @eddy4505
    @eddy4505 Рік тому +61

    Watched this game from the allies perspective also. They were banking on Italy to go Africa Safari and lose their entire army, like a Golden classic but România invading India was unexpected. Fun game!😁

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 Рік тому +41

    The more the game goes on the more earrape Dankous's mic get

  • @tylerbuster8265
    @tylerbuster8265 Рік тому +20

    THE OP DANKUS UPLOADED ULTA LETS GET IT FOR THE OP ESPORTS

  • @andrewgarberXYZ
    @andrewgarberXYZ Рік тому +11

    They said my throw was weak and then i did THIS.

  • @haus16a
    @haus16a Рік тому +11

    swedish dankus at the end was perfect

  • @oblivionpb7952
    @oblivionpb7952 Рік тому +6

    It’s interesting when you post your losses as the axis. I love the endsieg stuff and final defende

  • @quinlanels9886
    @quinlanels9886 Рік тому +12

    They said my Spain was weak…..

  • @ttv_kaiser-.-7092
    @ttv_kaiser-.-7092 Рік тому +1

    Just when I needed something to watch, Dankus comes in the esports meta upload play

  • @operationhelpers3267
    @operationhelpers3267 Рік тому +7

    Germans are retreating faster than Dankus' hairline. Impressivd

  • @maverick4761
    @maverick4761 Рік тому +6

    the amount of salt u can smell in that game holy fuck xD

  • @Nerdian220
    @Nerdian220 Рік тому +3

    that finland had no chill

  • @maggotswag
    @maggotswag Рік тому +3

    they said my mentality was weak

  • @marcelbotta3402
    @marcelbotta3402 Рік тому

    4:26 absolutly perfect! 😂

  • @razzibooi8249
    @razzibooi8249 Рік тому +2

    The swedish at the end caught me off guard ngl

  • @LiterallyWho1917
    @LiterallyWho1917 Рік тому +4

    In all these vids I have to say it never seems like a Sealion, even when sucessful is worth it. It just ends up being more shit to garrison at the end of the day.

    • @Nassamest
      @Nassamest Рік тому +8

      capping the UK basically removes a major from the allies. If Japaan wasn't so weak they could've easily used this advantage to break the pacific and help out in africa

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 Рік тому +2

      Just like the above comment say, but also there's other reason: When they managed to grab gibraltar and egypt, it allowed them to free troops they prepared for mediterranean d-day wall. It's because gibraltar strait and suez canal are the only gates to mediterranean sea, every fleet that's inside the sea is trapped (US was trapped i believe), and also no invasions from the sea. You essentially get a second full army. But, *Spoiler* they lost that advantage when their invasion on british raj did not work out. Either way, this makes a very interesting video - we rarely see such a huge advantage for axis this early in the game. This game was interesting till the end, usually people leave before they die, or die in really awkward moments thanks to collab government on them, germany though had less than one state and still kept clinging on, i like this!

  • @ethanhoefler181
    @ethanhoefler181 Рік тому

    bro really sounded like chef from the muppets there at the end

  • @coustillier2005
    @coustillier2005 Рік тому

    this is the greatest dankus video of all time

  • @remi609
    @remi609 Рік тому +13

    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4

    • @Df_not_a_Tank
      @Df_not_a_Tank Рік тому +1

      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox

    • @remi609
      @remi609 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Df_not_a_Tankthe police are outside my home asking me to come out. I told them I'm busy playing map games because I love paradox so much ❤❤❤

    • @Df_not_a_Tank
      @Df_not_a_Tank Рік тому

      @@remi609 im wanted in 37 nations around the world because i played hoi4 irl

    • @remi609
      @remi609 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Df_not_a_TankI aspire to be like you. You're the be gamer of our generation

  • @BiscuitBattalion
    @BiscuitBattalion Рік тому

    I love how the game ended 1 month before it did in real life 😂

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 Рік тому +1

    when are you going to upload the speed 5 tournament thing?

  • @bungholius
    @bungholius Рік тому +1

    I am absolving myself of all blame for the India debacle.

  • @confusingname
    @confusingname Рік тому +1

    Dankus: Spain main

  • @norway3062
    @norway3062 Рік тому +1

    Bra video

  • @justinstephen204
    @justinstephen204 Рік тому +29

    As much as Golden is......Golden, he is right. Donate to actual cancer research than Dankus.

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 Рік тому +5

      No

    • @SlanderousSlav
      @SlanderousSlav Рік тому

      Donating to Dankus IS donating to cancer research. Its funding cancer in its natural habitat.

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 Рік тому +8

      But why would you research cancer when you can donate to a cancer patient

  • @hey_hey_listen2840
    @hey_hey_listen2840 Рік тому +2

    YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA FIX THE MIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @extra_powerguy9543
    @extra_powerguy9543 Рік тому +1

    EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAEM

  • @Apache-pd8nj
    @Apache-pd8nj Рік тому

    They said my murder was weak

  • @Toastbust3rs
    @Toastbust3rs Рік тому +9

    Damn the editing has been getting better and better. Give a raise to whoever does it

  • @MartiUK_
    @MartiUK_ Рік тому

    There’s no way his mic is getting even more earrapey naturally over the video

  • @CFBPSU
    @CFBPSU 5 місяців тому

    Donor changed sides going from helping stop cancer to helping spread the cancer of the Memecus.

  • @CFBPSU
    @CFBPSU 5 місяців тому

    How do they lose after conquering Britain I thought the video was gonna be over after that.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Lore of They Lost 600k Army in 1 Minute momentum 100

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos 5 місяців тому

    lmao trade micro while berlin is being taken

  • @somestuff7931
    @somestuff7931 Рік тому

    average dankus game = spain

  • @cooperhd4550
    @cooperhd4550 Рік тому

    Man everyone shits in Dankus don’t you know not to piss of the voices

  • @theedgar1239
    @theedgar1239 Рік тому

    okej, jag ska kolla på de där två videorna!

  • @ravenlord7399
    @ravenlord7399 Рік тому +1

    Dankusssssssssssssssssssssss
    Love you Babe

  • @guest1470
    @guest1470 Рік тому +2

    Esports

  • @TerranReviews
    @TerranReviews Рік тому

    They said my losses were weak.

  • @blackpaint9093
    @blackpaint9093 Рік тому +2

    The finland player is everything that is wrong about the hoi4 community

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 Рік тому

      Black sheeps exist in every community. Shame it's that bad.

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 Рік тому

      @@kniazjarema8587 paradox games, hoi4 and eu4 especially have some of the worst kind of people to hang out with, no wonder most of them are social rejects. Toxic af, cant stand to lose, dont accept any suggestion, if they lose they leave the game and start blaming it on the others, or just say that they were lagging and other bullshit, i litterally cant stand such an environment without a headache cause sometimes it gets so so fucking bad

  • @puchy5883
    @puchy5883 Рік тому +1

    Yes!

    • @puchy5883
      @puchy5883 Рік тому

      My daily dose of HOI4.

  • @somestuff7931
    @somestuff7931 Рік тому +1

    no way

  • @leaveme3559
    @leaveme3559 Рік тому +2

    How did they lose this game

    • @ryanpuri96
      @ryanpuri96 Рік тому +1

      B/c Allies are OP in this mod

  • @cxwiggy5222
    @cxwiggy5222 Рік тому

    They said my naval invasion was weak ….

  • @4DAAGUA
    @4DAAGUA Рік тому

    They said my invasion was wea- wait it was actually weak😅

  • @ragingpancake1878
    @ragingpancake1878 Рік тому

    What is the mod y’all use

  • @haniefrasyid6172
    @haniefrasyid6172 Рік тому

    What mob that he use

  • @georgiikurgan_Ludenio
    @georgiikurgan_Ludenio Рік тому +3

    Hey Dankus Memecus, thanks for the awesome content!
    I'm from Warnament game dev team, we sent you a link to our demo a couple days back... Did you have a chance to check it out? I think it's a kind of a game you might genuinely enjoy :)

  • @fluffy0312
    @fluffy0312 Рік тому

    I need a Yugoslavia video

  • @lorddusty36.13
    @lorddusty36.13 Рік тому

    keep it up you re the best

  • @supineatom4519
    @supineatom4519 Рік тому

    En annan bra video!

  • @crackon7634
    @crackon7634 Рік тому +1

    nice hair cut bro

  • @cranyfield
    @cranyfield Рік тому

    glasscow 🤣

  • @lollofixxi2216
    @lollofixxi2216 Рік тому

    EPSORTS

  • @theokritikos784
    @theokritikos784 Рік тому

    What is the name of the mod they are playing on?

  • @connar69
    @connar69 Рік тому +1

    27 seconds ago post W

  • @mr.president6930
    @mr.president6930 Рік тому

    Template @ 17:57

  • @woetoe2535
    @woetoe2535 Рік тому +3

    Its so annoying how some people like the Finland player are so aggressive to dankus. Yeah, I get he's a sweat and can be annoying to play with but jezus, some of that aggression was so unwarranted

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan Рік тому +1

      I can see why, nobody likes a backseat gamer, especially in a non tryhard games

  • @violatorU
    @violatorU Рік тому

    Liked and subbed for Dankus' girlfriend.

  • @RaiKerS
    @RaiKerS Рік тому

    dancus ur mic is so damn loud u need to fix it i turned volume to half and ur still peaking

  • @bigm9641
    @bigm9641 Рік тому

    Russia co op with Lennard plz🙏

  • @Gittorio.
    @Gittorio. Рік тому

    mod name?

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers Рік тому

    dankus as spain is better than him as soviets or germany

  • @nonrumor
    @nonrumor Рік тому

    Finland destroyed dankus 😎

  • @marekfaitz4222
    @marekfaitz4222 Рік тому +2

    Bro please lower mic

  • @essensverkaeufer
    @essensverkaeufer Рік тому

    whats the mod?

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 Рік тому

      Open his random recent stream, wait for chat to lead then look at chat. Usually it appears at the very first second the stream starts, also there's a command.

  • @merc6trey919
    @merc6trey919 Рік тому +1

    i think i could have done better on japan unironically lol

  • @kimbo4850
    @kimbo4850 Рік тому

    Satan Dankus hur jävla östermalm kan du låta på svenska xd

  • @hyperlucke
    @hyperlucke Рік тому

    Ja svenskaaaaa

  • @obvcps
    @obvcps Рік тому

    hi

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Рік тому

    How did Dankus get a girl?

  • @ashenone3623
    @ashenone3623 Рік тому

    dankus i beg you buy a mic

  • @MrSimoon99
    @MrSimoon99 Рік тому

    Varför låter han som en 12-årig tjej från stockholm

  • @professorhal8098
    @professorhal8098 Рік тому

    E sports? More like L sports 😂 why always lose now

  • @HeXetic
    @HeXetic Рік тому +1

    Why so many videos with garbage microphone volume settings recently? It offends the ears to hear the overlevel buzz.

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart Рік тому +1

    college and golden are easily the worst part of youR and bos videos

  • @StillSkrilla
    @StillSkrilla Рік тому +246

    5:55 literally hilarious "stfu Dankus"..."what do you mean?" "He wants you to stop talking.." lmfao...

  • @bertieclayton4865
    @bertieclayton4865 Рік тому +104

    IRL German high command be like “they didn’t have a line set up ?”

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad Рік тому +37

    19:13 Editor nailed it

    • @blitztendostan7455
      @blitztendostan7455 Рік тому +6

      the amount of times I listened to Dankus saying Lennard is concerningly high

  • @sun-dwich6292
    @sun-dwich6292 Рік тому +27

    Love your videos! Keep it up

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V Рік тому +13

    Całkiem ciekawy materiał

  • @Aqueox
    @Aqueox Рік тому +1

    "It's exciting okay? I see numbers."
    THE NUMBERS DANKUS. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

  • @lizzard125
    @lizzard125 Рік тому +7

    dankus is someone forcing you to make almost daily uploads? blink twice if you need help.

  • @tadasbeiga2376
    @tadasbeiga2376 Рік тому

    dankus, your microphone is so cancer when you speak even remotely louder than a normal conversation... you need to equalise your vocal audio with the other players in these vids, my ears burst everytime lol

  • @queenjaylavii
    @queenjaylavii Рік тому +1

    1 minutes, just like when this video was uploaded, 1 minute ago
    Bros got 100% likes

  • @egeerdogan9998
    @egeerdogan9998 Рік тому +1

    Guys which mod is it ?

  • @jakubkotas3617
    @jakubkotas3617 Рік тому +1

    Hey you! Yes, you! Have you seen the STATS?

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson Рік тому +1

    the mic peak makes this a bit difficult to watch, but otherwise an entertaining video!

  • @gaijinmoments
    @gaijinmoments Рік тому +1

    Romania casually explaining what does stfu means to dankus

  • @thebaconreal
    @thebaconreal Рік тому

    irl soviets losing 1m men every months be like: *pathetic*

  • @coolcid1167
    @coolcid1167 Рік тому +1

    Dankus' girlfriend sounds like shes his mom

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Рік тому +1

    Why did they not take the isle of Mann when they took Ireland???

  • @diseabronx5075
    @diseabronx5075 Рік тому +1

    Gunna have to give it the old Rambler try.

  • @hko2006
    @hko2006 Рік тому +2

    18:00 what happened?

  • @Celeste__ch.
    @Celeste__ch. Рік тому

    I am 8 fuckin minutes into this video and have no gaddamn clue what country you're playing

    • @Celeste__ch.
      @Celeste__ch. Рік тому

      Update
      15 minutes in and I'm 70% sure you're Spain without the a

    • @DangerDativ
      @DangerDativ 5 місяців тому

      @@Celeste__ch. spin?