I Joined a SECRET Chinese HOI4 Game
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- Опубліковано 14 бер 2024
- I was invited to a SUPER SECRET Chinese HOI4 Multiplayer game where only Chinese people play in.
This is how a China Only game looks like in Hearts of Iron 4, it's time to show some esports!
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#hoi4 #hoi4multiplayer #china #heartsofiron4 - Ігри
They said my VPN was weak. Now I'm in a reeducation camp.
Brruuhhh thats funny 😂😂😂
Nah, dankus is now honorary chinese
Just a Vanilla Game:
-Italy owns almost the entire Med
-Germany ate up everyone
-Ethiopia is a mess
What sort of Vanilla is this? ahahah
look at the date at the beginning of the video
@@luxx_pl october 1936 italy aint gonna own all that
Chinese players are just more competent than Swimmy.
This isn't vanilla this is a different flavour.
@@St3v3NWLthat’s not hard
"we should purge as soon as we can"
He has learned from his ancestors
all memes aside the coop was a G
they say my china is weak
Artemis goooo
This Finland player was gaming hard
beating dankus and that chinese guy was his life goal lol
finally dankus playing on his servers
"We only lost 9 million men" -Stalin 1945
Dankus try not to suggest rule breaking strats for 10 seconds challenge (impossible)
what tf is this rule set lmao italy is basically rome by 1938
strong axis ruleset gotta be, Soviet's can't support mao
It's vanilla
Guys, I can't believe they gave Dankus his own Unit in Clash of Clans (Goblins)!
They say hoi is banned in China, then this happened
not at all, they absolutely love TNO and Kaiserreich in China
@@KFishproductionII I know since most mods in the workshop is Chinese. The comment this refers to the meme of dankus titles such as "They say my (inser county) is weak, then this happened"
I want to see Dankus do his own build vs the Chinese lobby and see how he holds up
Yep that would be fun. He should play a major though so he can sweep the floor. As a minor he would be too dependent on his allies
”We only lost 9 million men.” - Average Soviet player
I have no idea what happened and I love it.
Dankus checking out the competition before he gets drafted in a couple of months 😂😂
"Vanilla game"
1936 and Italy owns the Med, annexed Turkey, and Germany already has Molotov borders???
dankus got schooled on how to play hoi4
I sense the restraint from dankus 😂
they said my chinese is weak
Our Dankus in HOI,
hallowed be your name.
Your Build come,
Your will be done
As on Majors,
So on Minors.
Give us today our daily e-sports.
And forgive us our joe biden,
as we forgive those who joe biden against us.
Lead us not into late game build,
but deliver us from Joe Biden gameplay.
For the Dankus, the skill and the glory are yours
now and forever.
Gz.
You know Dankus basically gives up microing when He's not in his monitor but instead leaning back in his chair
some ballsey memes, def one of your best vids in a while.
Next episode: I joined KIM JONG UN's HOI4 game
Oriental meta x Occidental meta, the clash of ages
no way this is chinese game cuz tibet exists.
they never said Tibet wasn't a thing they said Tibet is Chinese and everything about Tibet is Chinese
same with Taiwan, they're fine with the start date having Japan hold the territory but China(both communist and non commi) must always retain a core to the island
pov: dankus shows himself getting encircled so he isnt hunted down by the chinese government
dankus once again doesn't read rules like a boss
"we should purge as fast as we can" oh boy...
What’s the mod he usually uses for multiplayer (I know this is vanilla)
their finest bruh (tfb)
@@pickleman4220 ok thx
@@JimboHigginno it’s LW
Wtf was this winter war
my question too
@@youraveragedaypickle5595dankus was handicapped in division making and what he can do like air and naval invasions. And what tech he can produce. Germany also had 1940 planes and tanks from start date
Dankus my favroite Chinese hoi4 streamer
They said my social credits were weak
the fact china isn't just owned 100% by the PRC from day one is kinda based for this being a chinese-hosted HOI game
that thumbnail is CRAZY
they said i dont have enough social credit so i did this...
i assume italy owns all the med to reduce lag from the additional countries
but if thats the case WHY is ethiopia broken up into SO MANY COUNTRIES
off course you can´t attack china (manchuria) in the chinese hoi4 rules lmao
Chinese people, known for their love of Japanese puppet states in WW2
3:31 this guy is SUS taiwanese
is there a VOD for this?
What on earth is this soviet build😂
this was a fever dream
Yoo you should play a game where all the chjinese dudes are on one team and Dankus and his little friends on the other
They said my social credit was low..
Giga chad Finland soloing the whole ass soviet union with tanks :D?
Is the German player Ocea? He is the best hoi4 player in China😂
Next get a Chinese player to coop you in tfb
Do North Korea game next
+100000 social credit score!
有意思
is it true that there are no trees in china?
yes, and all chinese people can fly so that we can avoid traffic jams @@KekWeren
@@user-mr4uf8su4o Incredible
@@user-mr4uf8su4omy grandfathers flying privilleges were reprimanded after his social credits ran out
ESPORTS ALTA ESPORTS
The soviet build in question
"It's not allowed"
BING CHILLING
Why don't you play more vanilla?
For those who are curious why Chinese can still play hoi4, thats because some of the Chinese streamers actually does not live in China currently and for those streamers inside China, they would add some mod to change the names of some “politically incorrect” countries, like Mysterious power of Xi’an Xi for Communist China to avoid getting banned
Ask them about 1989
"Vanilla". Bruh look at this Japan lol (and ger and ita)
they said my mandarin is weak..
Social credits -99999
Hmm… no comment.
God wtf is the balancing this actuallly hurt to watch
Why were ur tanks so bad i thought tonk stronk?
Based
Hello
这是哪个联机群的局啊？
SHASHAMGA
So if they play japan or usa they go to chinese prison?
I thought hoi4 is banned china
your Russia lost? whhaaaaa
Wasny hoi banned in china?
Kid named vpn
But isn't there really good secret service in china?
Why Japan civil war?
I guess Xi would reduce their social credits score if they invaded as happened historically...
Because is Japan and they are chinese lol
Because the Chinese rule set basically removed the sino Japan war and Japan as a factor, which is why the allies steamrolled Europe
@@Agentsierrabravowhy unbalance the game so much?
where are the "They said" Videos😭and when are you gonna tell us who "They" are😭
The CCP congratulations letter is on it's way
first, keep up the uploads
ehre diggi hab grad neu angefangen mit hoi4 und deine vids richtig angenehm G ! samma könntest du mal als Yugo Albanien oder Grichnland starten wäre cool ja echt ehre genimmt bis bald undso grüess us de shwiz
China players best
Please make other people louder and your voice a little bit less loud
strongest swede on soviets, weakest chinese on finland
Promo'SM 🤷
first to blow
Man just some chineese gamers with their door barricaded so they can at least finish the game while the little pinks are trying to bash down their door If they figure out they are playing hoi4. These are lads I can respect gaming with their lives on the line 🫡