I just came In from work...........all day I was thinking about you Sarah.............I can't believe that you EXIST............YOU ARE CHAMPION........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mum looks forward to watching you every day. She laughs really loud. Especially when you tell people to wash your f@@king hands. My mum is 72 and just been diagnosed with dementia so you really cheer her up. Her name is Eileen. Keep it up.
Hello Sarah I love your Storytime. Today I watched while drinking a large glass of red wine & dipping in stale chocolate chip cookies that I pinched from my mum's larder a few weeks age. Who cares if they're stale. Laughing along with you & chocolate chip & red wine! Win, win... Thanks for being there for us love XXX
Loving you reading your book Sarah, I fell around laughing when I read it a while ago, but you reading it is priceless! my hubby and I listen every day, fan bloody tastic! Thank you
I've nearly finished the book but I'm still listening to your story on You Tube for a recap. Really enjoying it, cheers me up and makes me laugh out loud. We have so much in common. 😊
Especially rough day today - coworkers being furloughed and longer hours in store for the rest of us and some sad covid news as well. I usually watch you at night before bed, but today I had to check in with you right in the middle of my work afternoon. Thank you for doing this for all of us! It helps. :) Susan in St Louis, USA
Have been watching you started and now Storytime is an integral part of my day. This may be weird, but even though you've finished the story part, I can't turn it off til you've said "Wash your f'ing hands". Makes me laugh, thank you for that.
This episode didn't want to come up in my feed this morning. I can't lie. I panicked! "How am I supposed to start my day, without Sarah?! Will I remember to wash my hands, if she doesn't tell me to?!" My blood pressure was a bit high for a moment or two. Thankfully, I found it. My day can carry on now!
Sarah!!!!!!!! I adore you, I skipped ahead from 12 to 24 in hopes you read this comment love. I live in the middle of the u.s. (missouri), and I have enjoyed your comedy for years. I did not know you had a book out! so I am thrilled that you are reading it to us!! Hopefully someday after all this craziness I can get to the UK to see you live, that would be a real treat. You be well love and wash your fking hands LOL hugs hugs hugs Misha
I feel like my best friend just sent me a cheer up message. Sarah is wonderful, delightful and a treasure. I look forward to hurt story time programs. Love and light from the Wilds of Nevada! Keep it up Sara I look forward to your stories.😂💋🌹💝
The first time I was fired from a job was at Lush. They had (have?) a really intense sales-technique that employees have to follow. I was rubbish at it - but I was also 16. One day my manager sat me down in the office and from what I remember the conversation went like this: Manager lady: You're not very good at this... Me: (Clearly relieved) I'm really not. Manager lady: Why don't you come back during the holiday rush to be backup. Me: Sure! I only came in for one day during the holiday season, abused my discount horrifically, and then left forever.
lol brilliant. the only job i've been fired from was mcdonalds. the manager and customer at the time were very rude, and i always had to use the broken register that's buttons didn't work, so you'd have to hit them 20 times to get it to work, and it made taking orders slow and customers mad. one day i just walked out during the rudeness from a customer and the manager. just walked out the door, and didn't come back,. ignored their phone calls for a week or two. then a month later i got another call saying i had 2 paychecks to pick up and if i wanted to come in to work the next day. i said no, but def picked up my paychecks lol. so i guess i kinda quit? all my other jobs i've quit, i always gave 2-4 weeks notice. needless to say, the McDonald's job was not included on my cv lol didn't want any future employers calling that manager lol
same here. I'm resisting the urge to buy the audiobook so as to not spoil it, but also I'll probably buy it at the end of the series for a continuous story!
At the end of every day I give thanks for the good things during the day. Today I am thankful for you and allowing us to chuckle at some of your stories. It brings brightness to our confinement days. Oh and by the way we are having pork chops for dinner with green beans, salad and sweet potato.
This is so much fun! I own your audiobook on audible so I’ve heard you read it before, but it’s so much more fun “live”. I wish I could access all of your shows here in the US. I want to watch all of your full shows and I will pay to own the digital copies, but they’re not all available here. I’m looking into getting a VPN service so I can log into Amazon UK and buy your shows. Love you! 💖 Take care! 🦋
Thank you Sarah for these episodes. I look forward to them each day. I got to know you watching episodes of "QI", which we can get in the states through Britbox, which has the luxury of captions. I've gotten pretty good, with your readings, at understanding a Geordie accent (I hadn't realized that's what it was until you mentioned it somewhere - you are more 'understandable' than Ross Noble!) Thanks again - bless you - be safe! Eric in Indiana
First, you have become my daily fix in this time of uncertainty. Thank you for the chuckles. Second, I so completely agree with your review of The Bodyguard! I hated that film. Neither Kevin Costner nor Whitney Houston could act, and putting them together made the film PAINFUL. I would love to read that review! :-)
Irene Grau She was reviewing The Preacher’s Wife. I have never seen it and after hearing her comments I don’t think I want. You are so right about The Bodyguard, and I was a Kevin Costner fan. Stay safe.😀
btw, the Birthday home made Milanos buttery thin biscuits with chocolate in the middle and Chocolate Cake (chocolate cake, soaking in chocolate custard with Black Onyx Chocolate dusting the top) are divine if I do say so myself, I'm never disappointed with my birthday cake, BECAUSE I MAKE THEM MYSELF!!! HAPPY EARTHDAY!!!!
Wash your fookin’ hands has become a greeting in my house- kind of like ‘Aloha!’ It is likely to become a sampler at every sink plus at least one throw pillow. We thank you. Now wash your fookin’ hands.
As I watch this I am eating prawn crackers from last night's takeaway. Just Eat still has lots of local takeaways on the site so we (I) have decided, not a hard one to make, that Tuesdays are Takeaway night. My son is eating heated up leftovers from his munchie box, it was massive so good value and no I don't get any of it as he practically counts it all as I put it in the oven.
Hi there from Germany . Yea I did the same thing, even though I do not order normaly that often,- I order now once a week, to do solidarnosh. And what I hear my friends do too. ;-)
Released from a Job : I had a job at a flag company answering the phones and working the front in the retail area, simples, even if the owner was a twat, I had a car wreck and was out for more than 3 weeks, when I returned, I was told that they had reorganized, my position was no longer available, I WAS FREE FROM THAT CRAP JOB!!! and twat boss.
i was in the pantry, looking for something, when i spotted a bag of crisps & was on them like a puma! i was three handfuls in before i realized they were rolled oats
Another brilliant read Sarah. It seems you were destined to be a star 🌟 from a very young age. Enjoy your crisps, what flavor? Are they crinkle cut? thick cut? Grab bag? I’m trying to loose weight, I’m bloody starving as well. Oh my gosh, I just thought of your stand up show where you said “ok ok you can lick me fingers when I’m finished” I don’t think crisps were in mind when you said that...... keep safe xxxxxxx
Nice to hear of your writing success. Could there be a "What to do during a pandemic besides washing your Foooking hands!" Too long for a real title but u have the gist! Nancy
I just came In from work...........all day I was thinking about you Sarah.............I can't believe that you EXIST............YOU ARE CHAMPION........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you were so assertive at 17... I wouldn't have dreamed of telling the editor what I thought.. good on you
Hahahahaha I love what you did with your press pass!!
My mum looks forward to watching you every day. She laughs really loud. Especially when you tell people to wash your f@@king hands. My mum is 72 and just been diagnosed with dementia so you really cheer her up. Her name is Eileen. Keep it up.
Thank you ❤️
Fantastic. Great job Sarah.
Thanks for cheering me up, as usual & enjoy your crisps 😋
sarah,these just get better and better xx
I'm so addicted! I love storytime ❤️
Happy crisps time
Hello Sarah
I love your Storytime.
Today I watched while drinking a large glass of red wine & dipping in stale chocolate chip cookies that I pinched from my mum's larder a few weeks age. Who cares if they're stale. Laughing along with you & chocolate chip & red wine! Win, win...
Thanks for being there for us love XXX
Enjoy your crisps. Keep safe. Lots of love. X
Loving you reading your book Sarah, I fell around laughing when I read it a while ago, but you reading it is priceless! my hubby and I listen every day, fan bloody tastic! Thank you
"I'm going to launch meself at them."
You got me chuckling at that, pet. I hope you ate the whole packet of crisps and had a fine time.🤣
I've nearly finished the book but I'm still listening to your story on You Tube for a recap. Really enjoying it, cheers me up and makes me laugh out loud. We have so much in common. 😊
you always make me feel better. no matter why. you’re a ray of sunshine on a winter’s morning. I just bask in your awesomeness.
Especially rough day today - coworkers being furloughed and longer hours in store for the rest of us and some sad covid news as well. I usually watch you at night before bed, but today I had to check in with you right in the middle of my work afternoon. Thank you for doing this for all of us! It helps. :)
Susan in St Louis, USA
Thanks for taking the time to read to us Sarah. It's always makes me smile. You're a treasure. Thanks from the states. :)
I would just like to thank you for your entertaining rendition of your extremely enjoyable book 📚
Love you 😂 the check made me laugh out loud.
You are such fun! Thank you -- I appreciate your happy videos 😊
Have been watching you started and now Storytime is an integral part of my day. This may be weird, but even though you've finished the story part, I can't turn it off til you've said "Wash your f'ing hands". Makes me laugh, thank you for that.
This episode didn't want to come up in my feed this morning. I can't lie. I panicked! "How am I supposed to start my day, without Sarah?! Will I remember to wash my hands, if she doesn't tell me to?!" My blood pressure was a bit high for a moment or two. Thankfully, I found it. My day can carry on now!
Coffee and some Fig Newtons while listening to you, Flower. I couldn't be happier. Thanks, Pet!
Thanks Sarah.
Love your stories.x
Sarah!!!!!!!! I adore you, I skipped ahead from 12 to 24 in hopes you read this comment love. I live in the middle of the u.s. (missouri), and I have enjoyed your comedy for years. I did not know you had a book out! so I am thrilled that you are reading it to us!! Hopefully someday after all this craziness I can get to the UK to see you live, that would be a real treat. You be well love and wash your fking hands LOL hugs hugs hugs Misha
I am a fan in Missouri too! You can order from amazon.co.uk - or at least have a look at what she has out..
I feel like my best friend just sent me a cheer up message. Sarah is wonderful, delightful and a treasure. I look forward to hurt story time programs. Love and light from the Wilds of Nevada! Keep it up Sara I look forward to your stories.😂💋🌹💝
Correction, her stories. Can't type worth a damn first thing in the morning. I don't know how she does it!🐰
The first time I was fired from a job was at Lush. They had (have?) a really intense sales-technique that employees have to follow. I was rubbish at it - but I was also 16. One day my manager sat me down in the office and from what I remember the conversation went like this:
Manager lady: You're not very good at this...
Me: (Clearly relieved) I'm really not.
Manager lady: Why don't you come back during the holiday rush to be backup.
Me: Sure!
I only came in for one day during the holiday season, abused my discount horrifically, and then left forever.
lol brilliant.
the only job i've been fired from was mcdonalds. the manager and customer at the time were very rude, and i always had to use the broken register that's buttons didn't work, so you'd have to hit them 20 times to get it to work, and it made taking orders slow and customers mad. one day i just walked out during the rudeness from a customer and the manager. just walked out the door, and didn't come back,. ignored their phone calls for a week or two. then a month later i got another call saying i had 2 paychecks to pick up and if i wanted to come in to work the next day. i said no, but def picked up my paychecks lol. so i guess i kinda quit? all my other jobs i've quit, i always gave 2-4 weeks notice.
needless to say, the McDonald's job was not included on my cv lol
didn't want any future employers calling that manager lol
Hi,
I love your storytelling. I make I watch them everyday when I take my dog out for a walk. Lots of love from Texas. Keep smiling.
I meant to write " I make sure"... seems like I was hungry while I typed....
Another great episode, thanks Sarah.
Your readings always make me laugh and smile 🙂👍🥰
brilliant! plus hope you enjoyed those crisps 🧡
Yes, I agree. It can be hard to read when you're hungry.
Oh nooooo! Everyday I get so engrossed in the 'story that it's over before I realise!. Pooh!
same here. I'm resisting the urge to buy the audiobook so as to not spoil it, but also I'll probably buy it at the end of the series for a continuous story!
At the end of every day I give thanks for the good things during the day. Today I am thankful for you and allowing us to chuckle at some of your stories. It brings brightness to our confinement days. Oh and by the way we are having pork chops for dinner with green beans, salad and sweet potato.
I definitely don't read well when hungry. The nutritional information on the packet, specifically.
I go partially blind when hungry specifically the calorie number
No crisps (potato chips?) but I did eat TWO biscuits while listening today. Love story time!
Hi Sarah. Look forward to your story time, you're very funny.. x
I think your how to be champion storytime is a very good idea it makes me happy hearing you read and it also makes me want to read my books
I love your story time it is a great way to end my workday. “I have a date for the new Keanu Reeves movie Speed....September the 30th”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good call on the check!
Bon appetite!
ily sarah! ty so much for these daily uploads. they make my days much more tolerable
I just ate these new coconut and raspberry tarts from Aldi while drinking a raspberry tea 🌈
And...what's the verdict?
This is so much fun! I own your audiobook on audible so I’ve heard you read it before, but it’s so much more fun “live”. I wish I could access all of your shows here in the US. I want to watch all of your full shows and I will pay to own the digital copies, but they’re not all available here. I’m looking into getting a VPN service so I can log into Amazon UK and buy your shows. Love you! 💖 Take care! 🦋
You can probably purchase DVDs from amazon.uk and then you can watch them on a computer/laptop (not an American DVD player tho)
I can't do anything well when I'm hungry, except get progressively Hangrier about it until my son throws food at me from a safe distance 😒😂
Loving story tins Sarah. Going to miss it when it’s over and you of course. I’m now in the mood for crisps. Mmmmmm 😘
Thank you Sarah for these episodes. I look forward to them each day. I got to know you watching episodes of "QI", which we can get in the states through Britbox, which has the luxury of captions. I've gotten pretty good, with your readings, at understanding a Geordie accent (I hadn't realized that's what it was until you mentioned it somewhere - you are more 'understandable' than Ross Noble!)
Thanks again - bless you - be safe!
Eric in Indiana
First, you have become my daily fix in this time of uncertainty. Thank you for the chuckles. Second, I so completely agree with your review of The Bodyguard! I hated that film. Neither Kevin Costner nor Whitney Houston could act, and putting them together made the film PAINFUL. I would love to read that review! :-)
Irene Grau She was reviewing The Preacher’s Wife. I have never seen it and after hearing her comments I don’t think I want. You are so right about The Bodyguard, and I was a Kevin Costner fan. Stay safe.😀
I ate some pretzels and goat cheese with a cup of tea. Loving these videos Sarah.. you always make me laugh and smile 😊❤
btw, the Birthday home made Milanos buttery thin biscuits with chocolate in the middle and Chocolate Cake (chocolate cake, soaking in chocolate custard with Black Onyx Chocolate dusting the top) are divine if I do say so myself, I'm never disappointed with my birthday cake, BECAUSE I MAKE THEM MYSELF!!! HAPPY EARTHDAY!!!!
Thanx loads
I could quite happily snaffle my way through three or four family size bags now, cheers Sarah! 😂
My local store stocked British food, so I’m eating a Jammie dodger. Raspberry. It’s really good.
Smilin' & laughing & my fooking hands are scrubbed clean as a sourdough bread is soon for the oven.
I love this book. I need to find it so I can see how it ends. Lol. Love you Sarah. From U.S.
crisps....good idea. I think I have a bag....Loved the episode! keep it up lovely.
Wash your fookin’ hands has become a greeting in my house- kind of like ‘Aloha!’ It is likely to become a sampler at every sink plus at least one throw pillow. We thank you. Now wash your fookin’ hands.
Sarah, I enjoy listing to your bio but I enjoy the most is when you tell people to wash the fucking heads. ( that makes me laugh everytime).
Hi Sarah, I love crisps and the only thing better is two packets, or even three if I'm peckish!!!
One day, I hope you tour in America (I'm in Texas). I would buy a ticket for my wife and I immediately!
It is on my bucket list to visit the UK when I can get a ticket to see Sarah live!
As I watch this I am eating prawn crackers from last night's takeaway. Just Eat still has lots of local takeaways on the site so we (I) have decided, not a hard one to make, that Tuesdays are Takeaway night. My son is eating heated up leftovers from his munchie box, it was massive so good value and no I don't get any of it as he practically counts it all as I put it in the oven.
Hi there from Germany . Yea I did the same thing, even though I do not order normaly that often,- I order now once a week, to do solidarnosh. And what I hear my friends do too. ;-)
Fab! I saw it on the premiere!
Double Millican today! Elis & John read out your email on today's episode of The Isolation Tapes 😊
Need a snickers bar lol 😂
Who else gets a big mug of tea, chocolate, crisps and biccy's all ready JUST to listen to Sarah? hahaha
Released from a Job : I had a job at a flag company answering the phones and working the front in the retail area, simples, even if the owner was a twat, I had a car wreck and was out for more than 3 weeks, when I returned, I was told that they had reorganized, my position was no longer available, I WAS FREE FROM THAT CRAP JOB!!! and twat boss.
I'm curious if you're leaving the book by your computer all the time with a bookmark in it. Also, if so... I have to know what your bookmark is.
I had a giant crabstick from Tesco while watching
Hope you enjoyed your crisps. We had some salt and vinegar ones in the house. Had. 😉
Hope the crisps are sal and vinegar. My favorite. No I’ve said that, I hope they are your favorite not mine! LOL
I don’t do anything well but eat when I am hungry.
Launch yourself at em 😁
Today I snacked on creamy coffee and crackers with blueberry jam because we are out of strawberry.
Hiya what exactly are crisps? I'm from Buffalo, N.Y.
Trish Paddy Potato chips.
I want crisps now lol..x
Just to add that they are all delivery only with social distancing adhered to, just in case anyone was about to say something.
Downed a few Dumle (Google it) to this one :) thanks a bunch!
💜
i was in the pantry, looking for something, when i spotted a bag of crisps & was on them like a puma! i was three handfuls in before i realized they were rolled oats
Another brilliant read Sarah. It seems you were destined to be a star 🌟 from a very young age. Enjoy your crisps, what flavor? Are they crinkle cut? thick cut? Grab bag? I’m trying to loose weight, I’m bloody starving as well. Oh my gosh, I just thought of your stand up show where you said “ok ok you can lick me fingers when I’m finished” I don’t think crisps were in mind when you said that...... keep safe xxxxxxx
Don't know what happened today, didn't come up on reminder and I couldn't find it before 15.00
If they're not loaded ahead you won't get a reminder, I think
Thanks Susan
Hahahahahaha
Hello! I forgot to say that I'm in Orpington, North Kent.
Cheese and onion
Dive into crisps... you mean like Rice Crispy
No, in Britain it's what Americans call chips!
(British "chips" are American "fries".... as in fish&chips.)
My son is like that. He gets hangry man. Teenage boys seem to have bottomless stomachs, don't they.
"Fuckin'ory"
That is all.
💖U🐥. 🤭😘💋
Nice to hear of your writing success. Could there be a "What to do during a pandemic besides washing your Foooking hands!" Too long for a real title but u have the gist! Nancy
Hope those crisps were delicious.
I thought the movie sucked, too.
Meaty flavor crisps?!!! 🤮
Sounds good to me!