I'm an American (I apologize ... we're trying to get rid of him), but when you went off to get your crocheted poo, I discovered watching your comedy for years has definitely affected me as I shouted at the computer "In your own time, petal!" I love you, Sarah!
Thank you SO much for these. I love them every day, but the crocheted shit today was extraordinary! I wish I was as confident enough to not take crap from people when I was younger. Getting out of the taxi when you were already late took real strength of character and I admire you for it :)
You are making isolation so much better!! Thank so much loved the bit where you said 'Stop the fucking car!' what power! It is so lovely to hear how you have grown as a person and it is really inspiring! Stay safe and wash your fucking hands! - which i say all the time now! xx
You're helping me through this isolation and through my pain every day. Really enjoyed today 😊! Love the little shite! That is hysterical 😂! Have got to try to find one of those. Stay safe everyone. Social distancing really does work. Trust me, I live in NY. Thanks Sarah.
The moment you went to get your turd almost felt like we were having a face time conversation. You feel like a friend now after watching an episode every day! Really get’s all of us watchers through this shitty time. Thanks for doing this!
It is 4 in the morning those blasted birds are twittering their hearts out and I am feeling happy because of you and your brill sense of humour, thanks again. X
Angela Muircroft I live in Australia, and while Kookaburras are my favourite birds I certainly don’t like them at 3.00 am, when it is still DARK and they are a cackling away.😀
Sarah is amazing. I need to make a kitchen sign that reads, "Eat this or fuck off" and one for my mum so my kids realize that these are homes not take aways
Just listening to your audiobook for the....... well I don’t exactly know? Haha. It’s become abit of an anxiety reliever so always have you on of an evening. My husband and I adore you. Glad to see you are well. Lots of love. 💙💙💙
I make my smoothies with frozen berries. Sometimes blueberries, sometimes raspberries, sometimes mixed berries. Add a lot of milk, and some chocolate syrup, and you can pretend it’s a milkshake, but it’s really good for you.
I always have bagged dog poops in my handbag these days, due to bins being removed on open spaces during the pandemic. Thank you Sarah, for making it an empowering experience from now on, and for reminding me I left two in there from yesterday!
Hi Sarah, Another brilliant read, I love this chapter of your book, as you said it’s the time of your life you learned to take no s**t. I’m 60 next month and my mum still scares me to death. I need a dose of Milligan courage, maybe one day. Until tomorrow hugz and love xxxx
Elaine Howard I agree about needing a dose of Milligan courage. Having some would certainly come in useful. I am 64. I hope you had a great birthday. Stay safe.😀
Thank you so much Sarah. I was a bit behind but have watched all 25 episodes and now up-to-date. I've been doing o.k., this hasn't been as difficult so far, relative to previous life challenges but I felt a bit wobbly this week. Watching your videos and these daily episodes of your book have centred and restored me. Feeling so much calmer. Thank you, stay safe, stay home, wash your fucking hands! ;-) Xxxxxx
I am absolutely loving this, thank you so much for doing this for us! You're making me remember my childhood and teenage years - we had it so much better than kids now!
This was one of my favourite episodes yet, really funny! I think I'm going to knit myself a piece of shit for my bag! :-) Thank you Sarah for keeping us laughing xxx
Sarah, love, I haven’t ever been able to abide cow’s milk, and was forced to drink it as a kid. (Boo to the Moo)... Nowadays, we have (healthier) alternatives, the best of which, in my opinion, is Almond Milk. (Almonds have long been considered a “Super Food”). Here in the states, even the big chain grocery stores carry it. Another substitution for milk, for more of a “treat yourself” smoothie, is Vanilla Frozen Yogurt-especially if it’s Greek, with “live cultures”, which are good for both your gut and immune system. (You might also be interested in reading up on the relationship between the gut and immunity; it’s quite fascinating)! Anyhoo, blueberries and bananas are a great combo, and you’ve inspired me to dust off my blender before hot weather comes to stay, in May.
Brilliant, once again, best part of the day, apart from tea and some wine later. You should read Don Jackson’s The Northumbrian, it’s brilliant and does an academic bit on canny, marra and champion, a must read for ant northerner, you would put a great spin on the stuff in there.
Oh good Christ you are funny girl! My cheeks are wet from laughing at this. I’m so glad you have honed the skill of not taking any shit. I feel quite champion at that myself. Question: did you crochet that turd yourself? If you did patten that today, it’s your money making idea. I’m loving this series, Thank you!
I found the crochet turd taxi thing incredibly inspirational - I detest inspirational quotes myself. However, I think I'm gonna crochet me a turd right now!
You are wonderfully silly and I love your daily reads. I'm so more inclined to swear now. Haha. I find myself quoting things in your accent and laughing. Now when all this is over I'll have to be careful not to tell my grandchildren to wash their fuckin hands !
How funny, I'm also having blueberry and banana smoothies for breakfast these days! But with oat milk, because beef milk does the sort of thing you don't want during a toilet paper shortage... we also add dates, espresso, peanut butter, almond butter, and oats. It's truly a meal of a smoothie, and keeps us going strong until lunch. I hope you give it a go sometime!
We've just ordered a new car and all though every digital music app is included, we had to pay extra for a CD player 😠. Stay safe everyone 🙏 and wash your fooooooooookin hands 😉😉
I miss single cd discmans and walkmans. Listen to the one thing then move onto the next, we're all quite spoilt for choice these days. All pants, should be comfy pants.
I've just finished the book, Sarah. It's Brilliant. But I'll keep following this too. Without giving too much away I'll be buying some over ripe bananas soon, to try something out.🍌🍫🍫🍫😋 Hopefully people will go and buy the book now to find out what I'm talking about. 😊😉
I had to wear real pants today because I had to go to the post office to mail masks I've made. Very uncomfortable! How am I going to function when this is over? Wearing pajamas outside is tacky! Oh well, washed my fookin' hands, changed into more comfy pants and had a biscuit 😊
This was hilarious! But I couldn't understand what she said on the last one. I was lost after "Deepest apologies". It truly sounded like Greek,😊 can anyone help me out?❤❤
Oh Sarah! I've been so delighted since I first came across you on UA-cam several months ago! I've listened to (almost?) everything of yours posted on YT and I always love it. I often have to go back in after the fact to "like" though, cuz* I'm usually walking with my dogs while I listen. (*one of my few intentional shortcut misspellings😁) This is almost surely my first time "popping in a comment below," also cuz of the walking. This comment is already too long, but I wanted to tell you that we are humor-sisters in many ways, and today the at-work-misspelling part had me trying hard not to wet my pants as we walked!! If I could figure out how to send you a picture/screen shot of something weirdly/ridiculously/sadly/hilariously handwritten on a sign at work I would, but I've already gone on much too long to write it out and include it here.😏 I look forward to Part 26! Thank you for all you doooooo!!😆
I'm an American (I apologize ... we're trying to get rid of him), but when you went off to get your crocheted poo, I discovered watching your comedy for years has definitely affected me as I shouted at the computer "In your own time, petal!"
I love you, Sarah!
Love you, beyond all others, it’s a great comfort to have you by me on the old iPad...
Thank you SO much for these. I love them every day, but the crocheted shit today was extraordinary! I wish I was as confident enough to not take crap from people when I was younger. Getting out of the taxi when you were already late took real strength of character and I admire you for it :)
You are making isolation so much better!!
Thank so much loved the bit where you said 'Stop the fucking car!' what power! It is so lovely to hear how you have grown as a person and it is really inspiring!
Stay safe and wash your fucking hands! - which i say all the time now! xx
A crocheted poop!!! What a hoot! I neeeeeeed one 😊
I look forward to watching you every morning 💛 I love your little "shit" lol you're awesome!!
Sarah, you make me forget I'm sheltering at home every time I hear you say hello and see your smiling face. Thank you so very much!
a crochet turd....freakin' love it! you're my comfort....thank you!
Best. Episode. Yet! Just smashing! Need to crochet myself a turd for similar purposes.
Thank you ❤️
Girl you are helping all of us laugh and be cahampeon (champion)! Just making sure you know we are listening to the entire video! Lol.
You are right. "Well done us". I love these srorytimes of yours. Thank you Ma'am from Virginia.
You're helping me through this isolation and through my pain every day. Really enjoyed today 😊! Love the little shite! That is hysterical 😂! Have got to try to find one of those. Stay safe everyone. Social distancing really does work. Trust me, I live in NY. Thanks Sarah.
The moment you went to get your turd almost felt like we were having a face time conversation. You feel like a friend now after watching an episode every day! Really get’s all of us watchers through this shitty time. Thanks for doing this!
Oh thank goodness for your sense humour.
Watching/listening to you is my comfort! You make me smile, you're a warm fuzzy feeling on a bland, quiet, boring day (doing lockdown alone!) 😳
It is 4 in the morning those blasted birds are twittering their hearts out and I am feeling happy because of you and your brill sense of humour, thanks again. X
Angela Muircroft I live in Australia, and while Kookaburras are my favourite birds I certainly don’t like them at 3.00 am, when it is still DARK and they are a cackling away.😀
Sarah is amazing. I need to make a kitchen sign that reads, "Eat this or fuck off" and one for my mum so my kids realize that these are homes not take aways
I am going to have to get my crochet hooks out. I need one of those for my handbag as well. Love these storytimes!
These are bringing back so much memories. X
Just listening to your audiobook for the....... well I don’t exactly know? Haha. It’s become abit of an anxiety reliever so always have you on of an evening. My husband and I adore you. Glad to see you are well. Lots of love. 💙💙💙
Thanks for still doing this. 5 mins a day to look forward to. Xx
In the USA and love storytime!! Have listened since episode 1 and you make everyday a better day for me. Thanks for doing this!
I make my smoothies with frozen berries. Sometimes blueberries, sometimes raspberries, sometimes mixed berries. Add a lot of milk, and some chocolate syrup, and you can pretend it’s a milkshake, but it’s really good for you.
I always have bagged dog poops in my handbag these days, due to bins being removed on open spaces during the pandemic. Thank you Sarah, for making it an empowering experience from now on, and for reminding me I left two in there from yesterday!
Hi Sarah, Another brilliant read, I love this chapter of your book, as you said it’s the time of your life you learned to take no s**t. I’m 60 next month and my mum still scares me to death. I need a dose of Milligan courage, maybe one day. Until tomorrow hugz and love xxxx
Elaine Howard I agree about needing a dose of Milligan courage. Having some would certainly come in useful. I am 64. I hope you had a great birthday. Stay safe.😀
You brighten up my day. Thank You!
This made me laugh so hard, especially the cringing tummy exercise and misspellings.
Thank you so much for doing this.
Sarah, thanks so much for doing this for us! To me, laughter is the greatest gift I can receive and you just keep giving and giving. Love you!
Genuinely the best part of my day! Been here from day 1 💛
Omg !!! Love the turd !!!
Well you've done it again. Thanks for brightening an already sunny day.
Cringing counts as exercise????? I’m golden!
If you add it to rolling your eyes and laughing your ass off, it's a full workout!
Me too!
Thanks for another chair grippin' episode. You have the best day. XO
Dear Sarah, Whenever I drop chocolate on a hotel bed sheet I think of you! Thanks for making me laugh at the oddest times x
Never has LOL been more apt! I wet myself to this. You made my day, Sarah. Susan in Upstate NY. (Hello Ms Havisham. Can you see me waving?)
Thank you so much Sarah. I was a bit behind but have watched all 25 episodes and now up-to-date. I've been doing o.k., this hasn't been as difficult so far, relative to previous life challenges but I felt a bit wobbly this week. Watching your videos and these daily episodes of your book have centred and restored me. Feeling so much calmer. Thank you, stay safe, stay home, wash your fucking hands! ;-) Xxxxxx
A crochet turd... Bahahahahaha. So cute! 💖U🐥. 🤭😘💋
I am absolutely loving this, thank you so much for doing this for us! You're making me remember my childhood and teenage years - we had it so much better than kids now!
I loved this episode. Had the worst day today, thanks for cheering me up 🌸
Real time getting your handbag - no flashy micro editing! And Mr Hanky was worth it!
This was one of my favourite episodes yet, really funny! I think I'm going to knit myself a piece of shit for my bag! :-) Thank you Sarah for keeping us laughing xxx
I've just placed an order with my daughter, who crochets, for my own handbag shit. So excited!!
Thanks Sarah 🌸
I love the fact that she carries a crocheted turd🤣
I want a crocheted turd!!!!
Love the turd❤️
Love the 💩 🤣 I need one!
Enjoying every bit thankyou
Sarah, love,
I haven’t ever been able to abide cow’s milk, and was forced to drink it as a kid. (Boo to the Moo)...
Nowadays, we have (healthier) alternatives, the best of which, in my opinion, is Almond Milk. (Almonds have long been considered a “Super Food”). Here in the states, even the big chain grocery stores carry it. Another substitution for milk, for more of a “treat yourself” smoothie, is Vanilla Frozen Yogurt-especially if it’s Greek, with “live cultures”, which are good for both your gut and immune system. (You might also be interested in reading up on the relationship between the gut and immunity; it’s quite fascinating)! Anyhoo, blueberries and bananas are a great combo, and you’ve inspired me to dust off my blender before hot weather comes to stay, in May.
I love your turd, it is so cute and I love the idea so I will have to dust off my crochet skills and make one for myself.
Just finished this book, loved it and will keep it in case I will be needed tips as I'm only 25 ages old. Love how funny and genuine you are x
blueberry-banana smoothie? yum, it's my FAVOURITE...favorite
Brilliant, once again, best part of the day, apart from tea and some wine later. You should read Don Jackson’s The Northumbrian, it’s brilliant and does an academic bit on canny, marra and champion, a must read for ant northerner, you would put a great spin on the stuff in there.
Love the crochet poo
Thank you Sarah. I love your crocheted shit! I'm going to make one of those. 😂
Love you, Sarah! From Wisconsin, USA.
Oh good Christ you are funny girl! My cheeks are wet from laughing at this. I’m so glad you have honed the skill of not taking any shit. I feel quite champion at that myself. Question: did you crochet that turd yourself? If you did patten that today, it’s your money making idea. I’m loving this series, Thank you!
This is champion, pet!
I found the crochet turd taxi thing incredibly inspirational - I detest inspirational quotes myself. However, I think I'm gonna crochet me a turd right now!
You are wonderfully silly and I love your daily reads. I'm so more inclined to swear now. Haha. I find myself quoting things in your accent and laughing. Now when all this is over I'll have to be careful not to tell my grandchildren to wash their fuckin hands !
How funny, I'm also having blueberry and banana smoothies for breakfast these days! But with oat milk, because beef milk does the sort of thing you don't want during a toilet paper shortage... we also add dates, espresso, peanut butter, almond butter, and oats. It's truly a meal of a smoothie, and keeps us going strong until lunch. I hope you give it a go sometime!
Thank you for the show and tell bonus, you are the best. I want me one of those for my handbag 😃
1. I need a translation on that last misspelled phrase and 2. I seriously wait for her to say "wash yer fuckin hands." Brilliant and makes me giggle.
Loving Storytime! I'm going to make a sh#t for my keychain now.
Think I’ve tired myself out laughing 😂
I need one of those. Little 💩🤣. ❤️❤️❤️
Crocheted poo! A girl after my own heart.
On your next tour, you need to sell crocheted turds. I guarantee they'll sell out !!
Love from the Great White North!!!
I have GOT to get me a poo for my bag! Brilliant!
You have a toy shit in your bag priceless 😂
We've just ordered a new car and all though every digital music app is included, we had to pay extra for a CD player 😠.
Stay safe everyone 🙏 and wash your fooooooooookin hands 😉😉
Okay, did you crochet the poop?? We need a crochet class with you if you did. I want my own poop to carry in my purse. ❤️
I'm getting weird looks from ppl every time I tell em to wash their fuckin' hands! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sarah, you need to start a online shop and sell "Get your own turd"
😝 Too funny. What was meant to be written on the 🍿 board? “Deepest apologies. There’s a ______ with projected 8?”
Love your (crocheted) piece of shit! :)
That might make a good quarantine project...hmmmm....
I've been intrigued by that knitted potato for days now..
Oh my.
I want a crocheted turd! Do you have them in your shop? If not you should!
So, which was the best Star Trek movie?
Smiling? Of course, smiling is the only thing most of us can do.
What else is there really? ; )
You are too funny! Are those crocheted 💩 for sale?
🥰
I have to make a knitted or crochet pooh. I call my partner 'Pooh Head'.
I miss single cd discmans and walkmans.
Listen to the one thing then move onto the next, we're all quite spoilt for choice these days.
All pants, should be comfy pants.
I've just finished the book, Sarah. It's Brilliant. But I'll keep following this too. Without giving too much away I'll be buying some over ripe bananas soon, to try something out.🍌🍫🍫🍫😋 Hopefully people will go and buy the book now to find out what I'm talking about. 😊😉
Isolation isn't so bad when You Absolutly make me smile love your crocheted Poo and I now tell people wash your fuckin hands in your acent
I am Inspired to aspire to a crocheted turd so I don't take any shyte. LOLOLOLOL
Wosh Yur Phuqqen Hends !! = I LOVE YOU
When ye ducked down to get yer "shite" you revealed the wall behind ye. Needs a lick o' pent lass. Lovin' the story.
Please love, do a side story where you tell us how you got the crochet shite and who made it for you! Need to know!!!🤣🤣🤣
I had to wear real pants today because I had to go to the post office to mail masks I've made. Very uncomfortable! How am I going to function when this is over? Wearing pajamas outside is tacky! Oh well, washed my fookin' hands, changed into more comfy pants and had a biscuit 😊
I love the cringing stuff. 😂
This was hilarious! But I couldn't understand what she said on the last one. I was lost after "Deepest apologies". It truly sounded like Greek,😊 can anyone help me out?❤❤
There's a projeter fawlt in screen 8 = there's a projector fault in Screen 8
Berenice Moran Thanks.😀
Oh Sarah! I've been so delighted since I first came across you on UA-cam several months ago! I've listened to (almost?) everything of yours posted on YT and I always love it. I often have to go back in after the fact to "like" though, cuz* I'm usually walking with my dogs while I listen. (*one of my few intentional shortcut misspellings😁) This is almost surely my first time "popping in a comment below," also cuz of the walking. This comment is already too long, but I wanted to tell you that we are humor-sisters in many ways, and today the at-work-misspelling part had me trying hard not to wet my pants as we walked!! If I could figure out how to send you a picture/screen shot of something weirdly/ridiculously/sadly/hilariously handwritten on a sign at work I would, but I've already gone on much too long to write it out and include it here.😏 I look forward to Part 26! Thank you for all you doooooo!!😆
My Lush bath bombs came today!!!
teddies :))
I think I'll join you in cringing as an exercise-then I can re-watch the office next time its swimsuit season!
You are too cute!