@ Uh no. I agree with your 2nd point (lmao), but comparing sexual activities b/w human females and kangaroo females? Lol that's a stretch big fella.
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@@honeyfro2615 Women thinking in terms of lover and provider is well documented. Robert Greene in his book "The Art Of Seduction" has quotes from various females throughout history with one such quote "Why would you wanna be my husband when you can be my lover." And women often compare certain actions of men to animals all the time (Men are pigs.... Men are dogs) so I don't see what the problem is. Whatever is good for the goose is good for the gander.
1:26 Oh my God my sides hurt, these kangaroos are exactly like human's. Men thinking their slick sleeping around and women birthing children that the man thinks he fathered. Priceless 🤯
Alpha Male: "I think that's my Joey. That BETTER be my Joey! But you a sneaky little thang. So i gotta make sure." Female: "It is! It is! I swear! I ain't been with nobody else!" Maury: "Alpha Male . . when it comes to little Joey . . you are NOT the father!" Alpha Male: "WHHHAAATTT!!" ( kickboxing everyone in the audience ) . . Female: ( crying, hops away quickly backstage )
1:18 Female Roo: "Teehee, you're so naughty... OK. I *hope* we don't get caught... No, on the dirt path, not behind the bushes.." Male Roo: "Why?" Female Roo: "...no reason 😏"
The "sneaky fucker" strategy is seen in other species, including primates. I think this is probably the subconscious reason weak kids are treated so cruelly.
UA-cam - here a video about wolves being sneaky doing sneaky stuff behind the alpha. UA-cam again - here a video about kangaroos being sneaky doing sneaky stuff behind the alpha. ME - wtf is wrong with UA-cam? Watches anyways hahahaha
alpha male: ahhh servant my most faithful servant jimmy bob, go fetch me a glass of wine made from the blood of our last catch jimmy bob: thats violent and volger but ok :mates: a few weeks later alpha male: hey susan. how'd you get preneant susan: 0_0 ummm dont you remember mating with me? alpha male: oh righhtttt see ya later susan
Lmao at 1:30 my guy like don't move I'ma hit from the back in case you're boyfriend decides to come over female Kangaroo that ain't my man that's just another Kangaroo u can hit if you want Daddy lmao
Kangaroos aren't the only animals who sneak past the alpha to reproduce to.pbs.org/2GLQcoG
I know quite a few Homo Sapiens too :)
swiggity swooty im coming for that booty on my way to steal your girl 1:28
i thought the link will take make to a pornhub
Are making very good video but plz make 50 55 mint video
Very interesting
The alpha male disliked this video
lol
Jonathan nevard and all of his musically followers
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
got shocked when the alpha male looks like a body builder.
AriaAnne Formoso ikr
Hi there is????
😂
AriaAnne Formoso look like he was rolling up his sleeves 😂
AriaAnne Formoso they can get bigger there statues of kangaroos that are 2 meters tall
They're like the Fusion of a bunny and a deer with the structure of a T-Rex
I know right!
Wow, what a great description, I hadn’t thought of that 😂👍
Haha love your description!
@@BrianChristensenC8 r/woosh
And the face of a camel.
*It's Mr. Steal Yo Girl*
Lol
AliasFox lol
That peek from behind the lady.
Who's is steel man
I FW DAT LMAO
The way he was peaking trying to see if the alpha male will catch him tickles me sorely lololololol!!!!
@Samsung 7 Tell him baby!
@ Uh no. I agree with your 2nd point (lmao), but comparing sexual activities b/w human females and kangaroo females? Lol that's a stretch big fella.
@@honeyfro2615
Women thinking in terms of lover and provider is well documented. Robert Greene in his book "The Art Of Seduction" has quotes from various females throughout history with one such quote "Why would you wanna be my husband when you can be my lover."
And women often compare certain actions of men to animals all the time (Men are pigs.... Men are dogs) so I don't see what the problem is. Whatever is good for the goose is good for the gander.
@Messy
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Licking his muscles... not even realizing some pip squeak stole his girl 😂
Hes the alpha he has more than 1 girl lol
@@HistoryandConspiracies exactly
yeah, that kangaroo was smart, nature is fucked up sometimes
Joeyz Thoughtz alpha males don’t even exist in nature it’s a myth
Lol @ 1:47 he kissed that ass right after he finished 😂 you can hear it!!
1:29 "it's always worth checking"
Im dead 😂😂😂 lol
100th like....
@@Ruebenbayona wow.. thank you so much 🤩
The way he was looking is like if you running away from the cops behide a dumpster
@@roxiethedoberman9683 exactly lol :D
@Lyra Rogers indeed 😂🔥
“Where’s the Alpha?”
“He’s chewing on a tree branch.”
“Ok, he’ll be distracted for a while.”
1:22 just chilling like a human.
Creepy isn't it?
The definition of quickie.
You are not the father!!
Most definately not!!! Hehehehe!!!!
Lmfaooooo
BellicIV 😂
Lmao...Maury's show
😂😂😂
These roos ain't loyal
Lol
😆
Loyal to who? Theres no contract.
@@kittycattie5940 tis a joke
@@kittycattie5940 girls commenting girls stuff 😑
1:42 "...best interests of the female. "
female: *smack smack smack*
😂😂😁
1:27 You can tell how sneaky he's trying to be from the way he looks from behind his mate 😂
Kangaroos look weird standing up straight wtf
Savanna Rider what do you think other animals think of humans lol
1:07 *MOM SAID I COULD HAVE THE LAST POPTART*
PLEASE, STOP! I'M DYING!!! I CAN'T ANYMORE 🤣
Lmao this is 1 year ago I just realized
EYYYYY army
Relate Check :3
Dude whyyy
1:02 when my siblings eat or take a bite of my food 😂😂
Yup same
Strangle they asses
"Wait, just look out for a moment, I don't wanna get caught"
"Just fking do it"
I still remember the video of the guy punching a kangaroo in the face for messing with his dog. Still makes me laugh to this day.
David Medford Lol that was so funny😂
Haha I only just saw that video about 2 weeks ago and it killed me 🤣
Yes
1:30 "let's go babe we don't have much time"
Reminds me of my cat. Instead of fighting, he would wait till the males were fighting each other and then pounce the female. LOL!
The young buck being on the look out while getting some action cracks me up.
0:26 That's horrifying
Rocco0123 :D mr Olympia right there
He be saying "Pull up. I'm about to fuck you up son."
Rocco0123 :D ew ikr
Lmao that's funny but horrifying at the same time 😂😂
He do b kinda fine tho
Been so long since I saw a kangaroo, I started thinking they were a myth and my memories were just dreams.
The alpha male should have the "JOHN CENA" in the background
Kruku88 lol
Kruku88 yes agree!
Lol
Kruku88 YASSSSSSS!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:26 Oh my God my sides hurt, these kangaroos are exactly like human's. Men thinking their slick sleeping around and women birthing children that the man thinks he fathered. Priceless 🤯
1:28 that sneaky look though 😂😂
0:26
That one guy named Chad on the football team.
When it comes to 1 month old kangaroo you are not the father
Robert Brown baby kangaroo is called a joey
Lol this made me laugh
Hahahahha
Nerdy 2nd male:
Ima just cheat this test
Jock alpha male:
I get all da ladys 😎
Ladys:
I like brains over bron, nerd plz
Baby Kangaroo: Mama, Who’s my dad?
Mother Kangaroo: Yes
this is some funny shit..!!
Ivan Ka I
0:30
Me: I ain’t crying, my eyes just sweating
The way human and animal behavior is similar on so many levels
That roo is swoll
I love when the kangaroo's check if the chief isnt looking
You vs the guys she tells you not to worry about 0:24
YOOO
😂😂
Invite them to jerry springer show. And the test results are " when it comes to a baby kangaroo, dude, you are not the father 😂😂😂
plot twist: the alpha male is a body builder disguised as a kangaroo
The way he checks the alpha male just cracked me up
0:21 Jesus Christ do not mess with that dude😂looks like the kangaroo version of John Cena or something 0.0
Alpha Male: "I think that's my Joey. That BETTER be my Joey! But you a sneaky little thang. So i gotta make sure."
Female: "It is! It is! I swear! I ain't been with nobody else!"
Maury: "Alpha Male . . when it comes to little Joey . . you are NOT the father!"
Alpha Male: "WHHHAAATTT!!" ( kickboxing everyone in the audience ) . . Female: ( crying, hops away quickly backstage )
Alpha should demand a DNA test 😂😂
The young male look funny when he is checking for the old alpha male
Just looked this up because I didn’t know how kangaroos breed. I know the Joey just forms in the pouch, so I thought it was…you know what, I know now.
"If he wants to have young, he's going to have to take on this guy."
**Shows a Kangaroo who look like a skinny body builder*
My roommate at 0:27-
“That thing is jacked! He’s built! I need a man like that!”
2:10 me when my dad gets me in trouble and my mom defends me.
I tough this was a joke at first, when the kangaroo showed off his muscles 😂😂😂😂
I know that big roo, that's Roger from Alice Springs! He is a 200 lb , 6' mob boss.
This is like the 3rd or 4th mating video of animals ive watched. It gets funnier by video😭😂😂😂
IDUNO why this is so funny 🤣😂🤣😂, but it’s good for their group.
Im sorry but i know i wasn't the only one laughing so hard when he introduced the Alpha male. That music 😂😂
When that baby came out I was crying of laughter on how confused 2:10🤣🤣🤣
1:41 “momma is that you Wtf you doin with him?”
The thumbnail is absolutely hilarious 😂 😂
1:18 Female Roo: "Teehee, you're so naughty... OK. I *hope* we don't get caught... No, on the dirt path, not behind the bushes.."
Male Roo: "Why?"
Female Roo: "...no reason 😏"
1:43 Dat Oh face
RKO1988
Ahhahahhahahaha👍😂
Hahaha
Boom goes the dynamite
Lol @ 1:47 he kisses her on the back after he’s done mating 😂 you can even hear it!
Mom was not worried she was ALL for it😂
The background music is killing me 😂😂😂
To be honest, I’ve never seen two kangaroos throw hands before.
At 0:26, he rose like a Transformer!!!
Kangaroo king:I'm not ur father.
Lower male:*walks in* ohhhh uhhhhh........
Baby:(
This is literally the kangaroo version of trying to have fun with ur gf while her parents are home
bruh if u think about it these animals is just like us
Im not sneak for my friend's girl
Not really. Women get shamed for sleeping around. In kangaroos females are encouraged to.
I am related to snakes and lizards
@@kittycattie5940 Yeah but that doesn't stop anyone. You'd be surprised how many kids have found out that their parents aren't really theirs.
I never knew id be so afraid of an alpha kangaroo
My man knew his assignment. 😂
The "sneaky fucker" strategy is seen in other species, including primates. I think this is probably the subconscious reason weak kids are treated so cruelly.
Literally...
1:59... look how he lies... like a bikini girl basking in beach 😂🤣
Funny af lookin to the side like dat 😈 says me when I was 11 thinkin I was doin something playing hide and seek grinding makin maiming noise 😂
They would feature the best, ultimate jerry springer ever "does alpha male know you cheated on him? Well he knows now let's bring him in"
the mood was on all the faces of female kangaroos lmao
Dang, the dude just pushed down a tree just for a warmup, I'd choose to sneak up too.
They are no different from human behaviour, awesome video kangaroo comedy
0:25 I didn't expect john cena to pop up
They look like a mixture of dog, bunny and deer 😮
1:45 she is trying to fix her lipstick while enjoying 😜😍😅
When it comes to one month year old Joey, you are NOT the father!
Look at him peeking if the alpha male is there 😂😂😂 it's so funny
This was so cool and hilarious 😂
0:19 well damn, good luck! 💀😅
Alpha male: 0:28 ok who wants to fight?!?
Everyone: 0:32 no thanks!!
I never knew kangaroos could look so scary and big and vicious looking. Ooooh Weeee! 🥺
The editors had fun with this part
And when it comes to six year old Joey the test confirms that kangaroo you are....NOT the father
UA-cam - here a video about wolves being sneaky doing sneaky stuff behind the alpha.
UA-cam again - here a video about kangaroos being sneaky doing sneaky stuff behind the alpha.
ME - wtf is wrong with UA-cam? Watches anyways hahahaha
The way they present the Alpha Male 😂
Lol @ 1:47 he kisses her on the back after he’s done mating 😂
Aww
alpha male: ahhh servant my most faithful servant jimmy bob, go fetch me a glass of wine made from the blood of our last catch
jimmy bob: thats violent and volger but ok
:mates:
a few weeks later alpha male: hey susan. how'd you get preneant
susan: 0_0 ummm dont you remember mating with me?
alpha male: oh righhtttt see ya later susan
Let us ask the alpha kangaroo to take a gene test to confirm who is the father...very simple!!!!
1:29 "ohh he ain't looking this way. Ayt, let's do this real quick"
OMG why is every nature videos comment section so funny oml love all of you guys
the alpha male really went: 💪🏻😘
Lmao at 1:30 my guy like don't move I'ma hit from the back in case you're boyfriend decides to come over female Kangaroo that ain't my man that's just another Kangaroo u can hit if you want Daddy lmao
Sounds like a maury show in kangaroo life
Lol Maury should have that Kangaroo on 🤔🤣🤣😎
The baby kangaro a few years later: Dad why do i look like that guy and not like you?
Alpha male: You do...
Alpha male: OH SHI-
2:08 I didnt see that coming, I thought she was giving birth for a second. (Im so dumb xd.
Can someone explain why this is in my recommended