Matt, Matt, Matt. You always, *always* load the heaviest stuff on your shoulders first, then work your way outwards in order of decreasing weight. Only the light stuff like chips should go around your neck, so you can keep breathing. Matt is why you pay attention to your science teacher, kids.
+Finisher187 I have that rule too but if it's too much I regrettably leave something behind. There are times when you have to just let it go and settle for what you can do. Some things are not worth "impressing" a girl over.
So they played characters in fictitious worlds. That doesn't mean mattory is real. Also, you spelled 2 words wrong. Video, not vidio, and hating, not haiting. Also you said literally. *makes mattory real, WHICH IT ISN't* UNBALANCE RESTORED!
Totally. They opened a perfectly good box of cereal. And only a little bit can fit into a pocket and Matt's other pockets are filled with pudding. What did they do with the rest of the cereal? Throw it away!?
I identify with Matt! My family can attest to the fact that every time there's groceries to carry I say, "I only take one trip!" I've been doing it for years (although I haven't had to jam a hook into my shoulder yet)! :)
this is my favorite sketch by studio c, I don't know what got me, the hook or the mattory ship, (huge fan btw) ive watched this like 7 times today alone
Haha! Even before Malorie said "I am considerably less attracted to you," I was literally thinking that I'd feel the same way. This had the total opposite affect that Matt was going for.
did you guys see us coming in bringing in our groceries? lol we lived in the same apartment place across from Matt ,and Natalie :) she was in my ward also.(she is really nice and tall in person) .that is what we still do every time so we didn't go back and forth lol. great sketch love you guys. keep it up ,there aren't any shows out there we can all watch as a family together. thank you for all of your hard work I have been a fan even before studio c . please have more angel shoulder sketches and just Jeremy. we met him in person at a smash burger in your first season our son got his autograph. and when he would see Matt he would always get his also and ask if he could play his son lol he looks a lot like Matt, and wants to be an actor. so let us know when you need a little Matt meese for any of the sketches :). sorry for the rambling . good job. and keep it up guys :)
Literally all of the comments are just "MAL CARRY THE PINEAPPLE AND THE MILK" like guys first of all Mal isn't even real and second of all JASON NEEDS HIS BIG STRONG MAN TO CARRY HIS GROCERIES OKAY
Who else thought of the line "Oh... WAIT... WHAT?!?!?" in Couchville when the guy says he lived in the couch when Mallory said "Yeah... Why IS there a hook on the ground!??!"
Matt: Put the Turkey on the other side of my neck. There- **I walk up behind him** BALANCE RESTORED!! Matt: Wha- where did you get my sup- er, **Mallory looks at him strangly** YOUR superhero costume? Matt: I mean, I've never seen that thing in my life!
THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF THEM!!! Why do you need that many groceries!!!!!! I mean Two turkeys!!! And why did she jam it into his shoulder, I mean like seriously who does that I love Studio C sooooo much
matt said "i don't do more than one trip. he wanted to take everything. mal said to help her in the beginning but matt wanted to be manly and take everything
I would sometimes say "For honor!" as a joke when carrying in a bunch of groceries at once. It ended up becoming my go-to saying when I need a boost of strength. 😅
Y'all, I just went through the comment section, and I'm surprised at the lack of attention to detail. The reason Mallory didn't carry anything is because Matt didn't want her to, he was trying to impress her, so stop bein' so salty y'all!
notice how Mal didnt even carrie one bag, yet she watched her boyfriend stab himself in the chest with a rusty hook. also, anybody watching this in 2021?
Matt (wheezing): It’s perfectly balanced
*As all things should be*
Says the all mighty Thanos Car
That’s what I thought of when he said that
*endgame reference?*
Ethan VanDerwerken and I am...
Inevitable
This quote was inevitable.
"Okay, this fruit should never touch human skin."
I totally agree
YES me too
Mal: *puts other turkey around Matt's neck* BALANCE RESTORED!
WDFA
ADam
Olivia Seymour LITERALLY!
That's clever.
Olivia Seymour Good one!
So funny
The real question is :- how is he going to fit through the door ????
Side shuffle
You remember when Mallory dressed in a giant ball for prom?
There's your answer.
touché
no the real reason is why didn't mallory carry anything
jump in the window that how
This should be in Guiness World record, this was an masterpiece.
I see no flaws in this man's logic
i see one flaw him look less sexy now and i not guy so the level of less sexy is in the -4 zone
Matt, as a fellow guy who doesn't do more than one trip at a time with groceries, I thank you for raising the bar. lol
+Alex Braunberger raised shoulder-heighth. I bet Mal took a WEIGHT off Matt's shoulders when she unloaded the milk and everything else ;)
+Milly McBug pun game strong
+Milly McBug Innuendo game strong XD
😂 😂 😂
I am the same. Tho I am a gal and considerably weaker.
I guess Matt's too much of a gentleman to let Mallory carry some of those groceries. :P :)
Or any
I think it's adorable
Mercy Dominique he’d rather be stabbed then let her carry the milk
Though I notice she didn't offer....
Matt, Matt, Matt. You always, *always* load the heaviest stuff on your shoulders first, then work your way outwards in order of decreasing weight. Only the light stuff like chips should go around your neck, so you can keep breathing.
Matt is why you pay attention to your science teacher, kids.
PLOT TWIST: this isn’t a sketch, this is actual footage of Mattory’s first ever time grocery shopping
When the ad before a Studio C video is a Studio C video
That happened to me yesterday!
+Morgan 516 same sort of. I got the Purple ad.
lol same 😝😝😝😝
ItsCalleighXX Same
I got the purple ad with Mal in it
Mattory confirmed😂😂😂
Why do you people do this
Do what?
Yeah bc it said ‘offset’ so doesn’t that mean they’re dating? ❤️❤️
Whitney Luu offset means theyr not filming on their set. Not that it was “real life”.
Why do people ship real life people smh
*When your mom gets you out of bed to get groceries*
"Perfectly balanced. (As all things should be.)"-Thanos ... I mean Matt.
1:24
Its perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
Balance restored!!!
For those still watching in 2015, why can Matt carry at least 50 lbs. of groceries but can't open a jar of pickles?
ikr
+Mimi Perez thats so true but im watching in 2016!!!!!!!!! Happy New year #Your so smart!!!
aww, thanks! happy new year to you too!!
+Mimi Perez everyone calls Matt weak but just watch this sketch and P90X
+Mimi Perez because opening the jar of pickles wasn't for mallory
Man's rule of ONE TRIP at it's best.
+Finisher187 A man only takes 1 trip, if he doesn't grab it all. It's being left behind.
+Finisher187 I have that rule too but if it's too much I regrettably leave something behind. There are times when you have to just let it go and settle for what you can do. Some things are not worth "impressing" a girl over.
+Eowynnofrohan it's not about the girl! It is a matter of self worth
+Finisher187 true
Yeah
3... 2... 1... MATTORY!!!!!!
MATTORY!!!!!
Ugh. You people are everywhere.
Blitz Fire they are literally dating in this vidio so mattory is real so stop haiting
So they played characters in fictitious worlds. That doesn't mean mattory is real.
Also, you spelled 2 words wrong. Video, not vidio, and hating, not haiting.
Also you said literally.
*makes mattory real, WHICH IT ISN't*
UNBALANCE RESTORED!
Blitz Fire well I’m sorry that I wasn’t using my best grammar whilst commenting on UA-cam
0:08 Did you hear that? As a couple! Mattory lives on!
Or is it just part if the sketch?😥😥
Part of the sketch. But you can still ship them
Elizabeth Gricus the biggest mattory shipper is probably studio c itself. Have you *seen* the Matt+Mallory=mattory vid
Part of the sketch
sister games i wrote this 3 years ago wtf-
Don't ship real people
“It’s perfectly balanced...”
As all things should be
Anyone else annoyed by the cereal?
Totally. They opened a perfectly good box of cereal. And only a little bit can fit into a pocket and Matt's other pockets are filled with pudding. What did they do with the rest of the cereal? Throw it away!?
Jonathan Alexander yes
Jonathan Alexander I don’t really like Cheerios but if they were Frosted Flakes I’d be mad
I h a ve OCD
No I like the way it sounds
they took "two trips is for the weak" to the extreme.
Can no one understand that Matt wouldnt let Mal carry in the groceries because its a CHALLENGE! He said that HE can do it all in one trip.
RIGHT?! do they not pay attention to what they say in the video?
I identify with Matt! My family can attest to the fact that every time there's groceries to carry I say, "I only take one trip!" I've been doing it for years (although I haven't had to jam a hook into my shoulder yet)! :)
I can totally relate with matt on this. I really hate to go on double trip when we could take them all in 1 trip, lol
matt: first time grocery shopping as a couple this is a big moment me: oh so your a COUPLE ;) #mattory
+katey lincoln *you're
+vú minh that's why they're awesome for each other, in writing Matt would share the same confusion over how you're/ your / y'alls is spelled
WHY WOULD YOU BE LESS ATTRACTED TO HIM? YOU CRAZY!
ikr
ikr thats what i said
+Athena “QAoA” Bassett IKR He is just trying to be funny
+Athena “QAoA” Bassett Immature, that's why..
MATTORY FOREVER!!!!
this is my favorite sketch by studio c, I don't know what got me, the hook or the mattory ship, (huge fan btw) ive watched this like 7 times today alone
ikr
NOW JAM THE HOOK IN MY ARM. DO IT MALLORY!!
Because of this sketch I always try to carry groceries in as few trips as possible. I haven't beaten Matt yet though.
I'd like to point out...... EVERYTHING in those bags would've been broken.
Why...?
EXCEPT HIS PRIDE
0:07-0:011 and thats how 'celebirthsary' episode was born!! :)
DO NOT TOUCH THE TURKEY
Haha! Even before Malorie said "I am considerably less attracted to you," I was literally thinking that I'd feel the same way. This had the total opposite affect that Matt was going for.
I love this, every time me and my mom go shopping we always quote the part with the hook.
did you guys see us coming in bringing in our groceries? lol we lived in the same apartment place across from Matt ,and Natalie :) she was in my ward also.(she is really nice and tall in person) .that is what we still do every time so we didn't go back and forth lol. great sketch love you guys. keep it up ,there aren't any shows out there we can all watch as a family together. thank you for all of your hard work I have been a fan even before studio c . please have more angel shoulder sketches and just Jeremy. we met him in person at a smash burger in your first season our son got his autograph. and when he would see Matt he would always get his also and ask if he could play his son lol he looks a lot like Matt, and wants to be an actor. so let us know when you need a little Matt meese for any of the sketches :). sorry for the rambling . good job. and keep it up guys :)
Your child seems like he would make a good Minimeese.
SO MUCH WORDS
very letters so paragraph wow
Balance restored
2:22... well that escalated quickly.
Literally all of the comments are just "MAL CARRY THE PINEAPPLE AND THE MILK" like guys first of all Mal isn't even real and second of all JASON NEEDS HIS BIG STRONG MAN TO CARRY HIS GROCERIES OKAY
THANK YOU
Why didn't Mal just hold the milk and pineapple
I know right?
That is what I was going to say
Exactly! She asked to help her. Not to do it all himself. 0:13
Because he's a prideful man
Because it’s a challenge for Matt.
Who else thought of the line "Oh... WAIT... WHAT?!?!?" in Couchville when the guy says he lived in the couch when Mallory said "Yeah... Why IS there a hook on the ground!??!"
People are asking why Mallory didn’t carry the milk, when I’m asking why did they get so many groceries!
1 trip to the store per decade
2 turkeys? That's a holiday grocery shopping. Probably Thanksgiving and Christmas in one go.
from 00:00 to 1:11 i was oddly attracted to matt
That's because he took a picture of your face and put it on the "Attracted to Matt" square on Whitney's feelings board.
+Cornelia Schattman LOL
Why is it odd?
I always am! 😍☺
Me too
"Do you see that hook on the ground? Jam it into my shoulder."
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!"
"Now put the milk on the hook. Yeeeeeessssss!"
Matt: Put the Turkey on the other side of my neck. There-
**I walk up behind him** BALANCE RESTORED!!
Matt: Wha- where did you get my sup- er,
**Mallory looks at him strangly** YOUR superhero costume?
Matt: I mean, I've never seen that thing in my life!
You'd think Mallory could carry some of the groceries.
she cant cause matt wont let her
1:18 BALANCE RESTORED!
OMG THAT WAS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT EVEN KIDDING!!!!! I LITERALLY, wait never mind...
Why couldn't Mal just carry the milk?? It would still be one trip!!
That's exactly what I said!!!
or put it in the hood of the hoodie
you guys are missing the point of the joke, he wanted to do it himself to impress her. come on you guys ? it was just a joke :)
IKR?!
THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF THEM!!! Why do you need that many groceries!!!!!!
I mean Two turkeys!!!
And why did she jam it into his shoulder, I mean like seriously who does that
I love Studio C sooooo much
She isntneven carrying anything at all. She couldve just carry the milk instead of having the hook in his shoulder.
Exactly my thoughts
I liked this to make the count 69
People it’s a skit 🤦🏾♂️
Can't stop laughing! Matt you are my spirit animal😂
Why IS there a hook on the ground?
It's always the milk that gets you.
Best comment here!! I ALWAYS think that when i have to carry my grocery shopping home....
Who else thinks Matt's voice at 0:55 is the best!! Also, hate when people ask for likes. Like if you agree.
Why is this so relatable??
why does mallary not hold any thing!!!!!!!!
True
So she can unlock the dooe
matt said "i don't do more than one trip. he wanted to take everything. mal said to help her in the beginning but matt wanted to be manly and take everything
Why can't Mallory carry anything?
Kylie's Vlogs and More Joyce Becauase Matt Wanted to impress mallory
Because plot my dear friend
I thought the same thing
Kylie's Vlogs and More Joyce I agree
Yeah Malory is lazy
Mattory for life my dudes!
Okay but I am actually Matt when I bring groceries in. I almost said 'literally' and was ready to be attacked.
Less attracted?
This is the life mantra men live by!
Thou shall make 1 trip.
1:24 Matt really out here predicting Infinity War
Just carry the milk yourself Mal, he's carrying everything else
Honestly??? Do u not get the sketch?
This hero of a man just made me and my 5 bags into a recess game.
When mum tells you to take all the shopping from the car
I love how Mallory doesn’t even carry anything
Watch the video again and you'll know why 🗿
Why couldn't Mal carry a few of those bag? Or the pineapple? Or the milk?
Read the above comments.
YEAH
Caleb Steindel your right
Caleb Steindel exactly😂😂
Yeah I wondered that too
Hook in armpit, no shoulder damage!
Why doesn't mal take the milk???😐😀😀
I know she should have
+Tommie t121 thats exactly what I was thinking XD
Natural Symbiosis. The woman buys and the man carries.
GOD!! YOU PEOPLE JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU????? Matt was carrying all of it to impress Mall
I love Mallory's hair in this! It's so pretty!
Completely understand, always one trip
I've seen this so many times and I still can't understand why Mallory doesn't carry anything 😂
Who else is watching this from the "Mattory Moments" playlist?
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This is honestly me every time we get groceries
Unexpected thanos at 1:24
This is how you take supplies when theres a horde of zombies coming for u
The weight Matt was holding was honestly so amazing and like 100% attractive af
Couldn't mal have carried some stuff like the milk or the pineapple?
+Random Timez No, that's sexist. (Sarcasm)
Random Timez he was trying to impress her.
ok seriously, though, who buys two turkeys?
Um, My family.
YOUR THE TURKEY JO!
Lizy Cole My family has bought three turkeys before. But that was also because they were on sale for a good price and I am from a family of 10
+Lizy Cole Mormons. lots of kids.
And only one gallon of milk.
Matt: *2nd turkey on " It is perfectly balanced"
Me thinking: Balance restored! 😂
I would sometimes say "For honor!" as a joke when carrying in a bunch of groceries at once. It ended up becoming my go-to saying when I need a boost of strength. 😅
I assume Mallory can't just carry some of the stuff?
He just wanted to impress her :P
MATTORY HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!
1:24 Perfectly balanced... as all things should be
Y'all, I just went through the comment section, and I'm surprised at the lack of attention to detail. The reason Mallory didn't carry anything is because Matt didn't want her to, he was trying to impress her, so stop bein' so salty y'all!
Do not touch the turkey had me dying
Okay but why couldn't she carry the milk????
He wanted to impress her
I know right
Exactly!
I was just going to write a comment about that... lol
Isn't it obvious, the whole point of the sketch was for him to try to impress her by carrying everything at once
that takes some dedication
Why the heck dose a couple need this much gosh darn food!
Preparing for quarantine 7 years in advance?
I can carry 2 dozen grocery bags, but this guy did 3 dozen lol
who doesn’t try to carry all the groceries in one trip? Lol had me in stitches!
not sure whether to like because this is hilarious, or dislike because they only bought one gallon of milk. WHO DOES THAT??
+arbiter11171 Um, how much milk do you need for a week? Granted, that does seem like not very much considering how many other things they bought...
A single person or someone who doesn't drink a lot of dairy
And yet they bought two turkeys xD
I do every week
My family is a group of 5 and we only buy 1 gallon each week so........
Why didn't Malory help take the rest? What a cruel girlfriend. XD
Agrellar ya i totally agree with you that girl is rude they had to GAM A HOOK IN HIS SHOULDER!
matt didn't allow her to carry anything i guess he wanted to be a gentleman
He wouldn't let her because he wanted to do it all. She's not cruel, she's just doing what he wants, so the only one being cruel to him is himself.
+IceRiver1020 Also it's just a skit, let's not take it too seriously.
He wanted to show off probably
Why couldn't you have just stuck the hook into the pineapple?
Yeah, but now Matt has to worry about it poisoning his shoulder.
+Gordon Barnes I thought he could just bite it
This... Is my new favorite thing
"No don't touch the turkey" I lost it
1:02 why does he look like tony from iron man
notice how Mal didnt even carrie one bag, yet she watched her boyfriend stab himself in the chest with a rusty hook.
also, anybody watching this in 2021?
Me
Way easier if Mallory would carry the milk
When I say I'll get it in one trip, I'm getting it in one trip
"This fruit should never touch human skin." Haha!