The Most Offensive Mario game

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  • @ThomasGameDocs
    @ThomasGameDocs  4 роки тому +1287

    *as always, your financial support helps keep these videos coming!!!*
    patreon.com/ThomasGameDocs

    • @Jake_Josh
      @Jake_Josh 4 роки тому +14

      Thomas why. I think you should. Eat an English muffin.

    • @Octosona
      @Octosona 4 роки тому +6

      I just wanted to say that I really like your channel. It’s very informative and since I saw your Luigi’s mansion video, I watched every single video and got interested in video game history. Thanks so much.

    • @teddyclones27
      @teddyclones27 4 роки тому +3

      Wow dud l cominit bifor you god

    • @reneno1
      @reneno1 4 роки тому +3

      What the fuck

    • @DeniseKazooie
      @DeniseKazooie 4 роки тому +5

      Restrict this video so youtube doesn't XD

  • @bibarel5097
    @bibarel5097 4 роки тому +3036

    I can't belive that i would die without knowing that there's a magazine where Mario takes a spoon out of his butt, travels to Brazil with a fricking drill and also kills Peach and Toad...

    • @lucascastillo9391
      @lucascastillo9391 4 роки тому +24

      I hate to be that guy but it is spoon

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 4 роки тому +19

      My life is nearly complete.

    • @sunflowernomori
      @sunflowernomori 4 роки тому +15

      They could drill to my house, i live in Colombia XD

    • @TheBlueShark
      @TheBlueShark 4 роки тому +63

      and Mario hooks up with Bowser

    • @henryg.8762
      @henryg.8762 4 роки тому +31

      don't forget a guy going to hell and immediately after screwing a lobster...

  • @Peaman42
    @Peaman42 4 роки тому +750

    The top three fastest things in the universe:
    3) The Milky Way (measured in the time it takes to complete one rotation)
    2) Light Particles
    1) UA-cam demontizing this video

    • @mystcat3
      @mystcat3 4 роки тому +8

      Wow everyone agree, because people only respond if disagree, but im not, just commenting :)

    • @whact
      @whact 4 роки тому +4

      i agree

    • @VoAviation
      @VoAviation 4 роки тому +1

      @Rusher Ranker7 ikr

    • @jawad.p
      @jawad.p 4 роки тому +4

      4) Mario digging to another continent

    • @blushchuu
      @blushchuu 4 роки тому +2

      Still monetised... for how long?

  • @四季-i5k
    @四季-i5k 3 роки тому +1177

    Fun fact: it’s a common knowledge in Japan that the other side of the earth would be Brazil if you dig straight down from Japan. That’s why it’s Brazil

    • @四季-i5k
      @四季-i5k 3 роки тому +72

      @Vinícius Pedrosa F. nice, it’s good to know that people in Brazil also thinks that Japan is in their direct opposite side of the planet haha

    • @everylaurenislemons
      @everylaurenislemons 3 роки тому +71

      In the US we always say China

    • @haisened5648
      @haisened5648 3 роки тому +9

      Oh that makes much more sense

    • @elicokelet9113
      @elicokelet9113 3 роки тому +29

      @@everylaurenislemons Which is weird, since it really is the Indian Ocean (Or Botswana if you live in Hawaii)

    • @robt.v.8688
      @robt.v.8688 3 роки тому +9

      I knew I should have made a left turn in Albuquerque

  • @28add11
    @28add11 4 роки тому +7099

    Bringing a whole new meaning to "so long, gay bowser"

    • @thesniffler5
      @thesniffler5 4 роки тому +186

      Don't you dare

    • @JMarcosArt
      @JMarcosArt 4 роки тому +363

      A whole new meaning to Bowsette 😂

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 роки тому +130

      @@JMarcosArt no please stop

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 роки тому +99

      Marios girlfriend. Bowser is still gay tho for kidnapping peach in this sense. At least in Odyssey
      I think I was high when I made this comment, I dont even smoke

    • @112048112048
      @112048112048 4 роки тому +103

      Super Mario 64 is a direct sequel to Lily Franky Theater.

  • @objectionable6693
    @objectionable6693 4 роки тому +1830

    So we have an official Nintendo-approved image of Mario holding a cigarette. Good.

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 4 роки тому +51

      Smoking isn't as taboo in japan.

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 4 роки тому +38

      theres a mario psa about fire safety that involves cigarettes fireworks and a pair of kids as well as a father drunk off of sake. i dont remember what its called though

    • @YourNonFavoredYTChannel
      @YourNonFavoredYTChannel 4 роки тому +34

      What are Mario’s and Luigi’s thoughts on smoking?
      Mario: Hey, it’s good from time to time.
      Luigi: If you aren’t smart, go ahead and punch a dart.
      Mario: Finally we agree on something!
      Luigi: Wait, wha-

    • @datgamerguy69
      @datgamerguy69 4 роки тому +4

      @@YourNonFavoredYTChannel wtf does that mean?

    • @YourNonFavoredYTChannel
      @YourNonFavoredYTChannel 4 роки тому +18

      @chkn nugt Punching a dart is Australian slang for smoking a cigarette.

  • @diegob798
    @diegob798 3 роки тому +618

    Why is no one talking about the lost one? Imagine how dark/weird it is, it could even be weirder than the last episode

    • @angler2813
      @angler2813 3 роки тому +24

      Finally someone thinking the same thing

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord 3 роки тому +28

      I thought I was the only one thinking of that I wouldn't be suprised if it had some to do with race jokes and or something in those regards possible Mario killing a person? I honestly don't know because of how these all are I find it hard to believe only one of these would be offensive

    • @lol-de4lo
      @lol-de4lo 3 роки тому +57

      @@Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord in the lost comic mario asks toad to kill a person with a butter knife but the victim gets away and mario chastises toad. The victim turns out to be bowser who then reports the crime to the police. This comic actually aired first so it explains why they were sentenced to 20 years

    • @lol-de4lo
      @lol-de4lo 3 роки тому +3

      @shinoku250 gaming Google

    • @GalekC
      @GalekC 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah
      wHy iS NO ONE tAlKiNg AbOuT SOMETHING NOT OUTWARDLY KNOWN

  • @clowdyglasses
    @clowdyglasses 4 роки тому +2097

    Alternate title:
    "The day nintendo broadcasted fan fiction of their game via satellite"

  • @NoGoodNameHelpPLZ
    @NoGoodNameHelpPLZ 4 роки тому +869

    Well "so long gay bowser" was real at the end

    • @thesniffler5
      @thesniffler5 4 роки тому +11

      STOP!

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 роки тому +14

      No it said marios girlfriend. Bowser is a girl, kidnapping peach for a friend. Odyssey takes this and makes it marriage pander to the gay fandom

    • @rulliantheskunk2091
      @rulliantheskunk2091 4 роки тому +5

      SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

    • @nintendocrazy6407
      @nintendocrazy6407 4 роки тому +1

      @SonicSprite Why?

    • @rulliantheskunk2091
      @rulliantheskunk2091 4 роки тому

      @Lazys The Dank Engineer what is? or are you just some nine year old trying to be funny? SPOILER ALERT! it never works.

  • @CaduzinGD
    @CaduzinGD 4 роки тому +265

    "they ended up in Brazil" now that's my favorite comic

  • @thathater5639
    @thathater5639 4 роки тому +1901

    Mario: “Toad, you’re going to Brazil”

    • @jaythan.221
      @jaythan.221 4 роки тому +72

      NOOOOOOO

    • @Snake-sg7yc
      @Snake-sg7yc 4 роки тому +32

      Que Mario visite Brazil

    • @themoonman5320
      @themoonman5320 4 роки тому +53

      Mario I’m such a big fan please visit Brazil

    • @CrodoLibro
      @CrodoLibro 4 роки тому +9

      Toad es um T E S T U D I N A T A

    • @amitzy_anims
      @amitzy_anims 4 роки тому +8

      Toad você foi para o Brasil 🙂

  • @KatieT97
    @KatieT97 4 роки тому +919

    Honestly this is the stuff that’s just shown on UA-cam “kids channels” now

    • @Dead_Channel964
      @Dead_Channel964 4 роки тому +44

      COPPA: Your Welcome

    • @HBKnowItAll
      @HBKnowItAll 4 роки тому +16

      I'm Dead how come the bots aren't run by humans? It will make more sense if the person watches the video!

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 4 роки тому +21

      ​@@HBKnowItAll 500 hours of videos are uploaded every minute D: there's no possible way to watch every video manually

    • @mexican.peso.
      @mexican.peso. 4 роки тому +1

      I'm Dead
      “No need to thank me”

    • @12kenbutsuri
      @12kenbutsuri 4 роки тому +5

      This is nothing compared to Japanese media in Japan 😁

  • @Zaseb
    @Zaseb 4 роки тому +265

    The prison break one is taking the “I’m taking you to Brazil” meme to a whole new level.

  • @lukemccullough9279
    @lukemccullough9279 4 роки тому +746

    Now we know who Bowser Jr.'s mother really is.

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 4 роки тому +474

    I can't believe this magazine predicted Mario going to prison 7 years before Mario Sunshine

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 4 роки тому +21

      or the pipe leading to Brazil

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 4 роки тому +2

      @Samo Magdič ee balkanac

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 4 роки тому +2

      Should of used his butt spoon

    • @knuckles1206
      @knuckles1206 4 роки тому +4

      i can't belive this magizine predicted mario dating bowser 22 years before bowsettes creation

  • @shw00by10
    @shw00by10 3 роки тому +285

    Toad: frick how we gonna get outta jail
    Mario: *Y O U R E G O I N G T O B R A Z I L*

  • @Shard_Soldier
    @Shard_Soldier 4 роки тому +746

    Ah yes, my favorite Mario character.
    Bill Gates.

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 роки тому +14

      Nah hes bottom 10 for me. I hate his character design seems too obsessed with medical things

    • @jawad.p
      @jawad.p 4 роки тому +8

      Mine is lobster

    • @Neeko-Cat
      @Neeko-Cat 4 роки тому +3

      JellyFilledOnigiris Nintendo needs to make a Bill Gates spin off game
      he deserves it

    • @zsin128
      @zsin128 4 роки тому +4

      Today I watched windows 95 release video and ballmers developers song, 5 hours before watching this

    • @uwnbaw
      @uwnbaw 4 роки тому +1

      You can control one of them in Odyssey

  • @diddykong9191
    @diddykong9191 4 роки тому +706

    Miyamoto: Mario doesn’t kill
    Mario: * Kills toad and Peach *

    • @Mari_Izu
      @Mari_Izu 4 роки тому +19

      He actually didn't killed them, just knocked them out.
      I dunno how Thomas interpreted Peach and Toad were dead, specially when they're still talking to Mario in the end.

    • @beak1618
      @beak1618 4 роки тому +11

      Bugmen Fan he said they are ghosts now

    • @mrdreamy1747
      @mrdreamy1747 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah mario doesn't kill and yet he destroys goombas

    • @Dead_Channel964
      @Dead_Channel964 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrdreamy1747 you said that before me

    • @thebbuddies8594
      @thebbuddies8594 4 роки тому +5

      Mario now: this is not okie dokie

  • @geeksunny
    @geeksunny 4 роки тому +615

    "The most offensive Mario game is not actually a game." Okay. Cool.

    • @dragonfruit8884
      @dragonfruit8884 3 роки тому +33

      Maybe it can be considered a game because you have to press a button to on to the next page

    • @ibrasome4492
      @ibrasome4492 3 роки тому +26

      @@dragonfruit8884 That's a slideshow.

    • @dragonfruit8884
      @dragonfruit8884 3 роки тому +11

      @@ibrasome4492 but you are still interacting with it

    • @marlo176
      @marlo176 3 роки тому +15

      With that logic watching TV is also a game since you have to press the button to change the channel

    • @dragonfruit8884
      @dragonfruit8884 3 роки тому +7

      @@marlo176 then so be it

  • @ComradeSeanski
    @ComradeSeanski 4 роки тому +429

    "ugh why does nintendo go so hard after fan games and mario related fan stuff"
    nintendo: "don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to"

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 роки тому +13

      Okay but that's not the reasoning at all considering they literally took legal action to take down a remake of Super Mario 64 not even making the creators money

    • @jcstides
      @jcstides 4 роки тому +1

      White Face #513 it’s a joke

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 4 роки тому +1

      I do believe there was originally a deleted reply above mine saying that Nintendo was defending their work and stopping others making money off of it

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 4 роки тому +1306

    This explains why Nintendo takes down fangames now a days

    • @DoubleJRT
      @DoubleJRT 4 роки тому +173

      Polarbear Who put you in a bad mood

    • @Userdoesnotexit
      @Userdoesnotexit 4 роки тому +66

      @Polarbear Frost S stfu

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 4 роки тому +84

      Only these weren't fanworks. They were approved by Nintendo for the Satellaview.

    • @FriskyFlakes
      @FriskyFlakes 4 роки тому +3

      Hhhh

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 4 роки тому +26

      @Polarbear Frost S man. Your the first furry im puting on the "raid" list

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 3 роки тому +204

    Nintendo needs to make a remake of this for the Switch.

    • @clauxzaga
      @clauxzaga 3 роки тому +5

      HECCIN

    • @Kina1968
      @Kina1968 2 роки тому +8

      if they did then we can see it in 1080p for the true experience of lily franky's mind.

    • @sandshew4158
      @sandshew4158 2 роки тому +5

      Or maybe not so we don't wreck the franchise

    • @diegojosegomez4620
      @diegojosegomez4620 2 роки тому +2

      As a GTA style game

    • @Olivia-Swiftie-13
      @Olivia-Swiftie-13 4 місяці тому

      YESSS

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 4 роки тому +906

    Shigeru: “Mario doesn’t kill.”
    Also Shigeru: *Allows this.*

    • @megajaredx9679
      @megajaredx9679 4 роки тому +34

      Im pretty sure he was pulling his hair out when he saw this since this was ridiculous

    • @SHADOWHERO90
      @SHADOWHERO90 4 роки тому +8

      mario kills all of the enemies in the games and has a higher kill count then the villain of any slasher movie so this manor of content shouldn't surprise any one this is more like the games then that horrible movie or any of the cartoons

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 роки тому +5

      *insert elon musk smoking weed meme

    • @MarioLandscape
      @MarioLandscape 4 роки тому +13

      SHADOWHERO90.
      He doesn’t kill the goombas.
      Mario never dies, he just respawns, so goombas never die they just respawn!

    • @VinnimonCinnimon
      @VinnimonCinnimon 4 роки тому +13

      @@SHADOWHERO90 Well to be more specific, in a recent interview Miyamoto states, "Mario isn't a murderer, but he's not good enough to where he wouldn't squash a bug" and that's just the thing. Most of his enemies can be viewed that way, ESPECIALLY since that's kinda what they were down in the sewers of the original Mario Bros. But if we were being more specific, taking a quick look at official promo art of Mario goomba stomping it's depicted moreso as a KO than a kill.

  • @emiliofigueroa2275
    @emiliofigueroa2275 4 роки тому +405

    I like how he's trying to make this sound creepy even though this is kind of funny

    • @fastakeenan4699
      @fastakeenan4699 4 роки тому +8

      IM UNCORMTOFOBABLE I CANT EVEN SAY IT RIGHT

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 3 роки тому +435

    "So long gay bowser" becomes a reality

  • @Emi-mz1kc
    @Emi-mz1kc 4 роки тому +409

    This feels like a fanfiction. Especially the ending.

    • @burrri
      @burrri 3 роки тому +22

      A fanfiction... On crack

    • @klmalboro
      @klmalboro 3 роки тому +11

      @@burrri as much crack as you can get with fanfiction

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +17

      And it was made by Nintendo.
      that’s even crazier

    • @ahuman4734
      @ahuman4734 3 роки тому +9

      @@SlyHikari03 So.... canon?

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 роки тому +5

      I know right

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby 4 роки тому +304

    10:40 "all he can see is red"
    He saw the Virtual Boy?

  • @soap8657
    @soap8657 4 роки тому +139

    *they predicted Brazil memes.*

  • @FootyHandles
    @FootyHandles 4 роки тому +341

    Mario: We are going to dig outta here!
    Toad: Ok!
    *2 Seconds Later*
    Mario: How the heck did we get to Brazil?

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 4 роки тому +9

      Reminds me of that one part from the Fred movie (shudders) when Fred digs all the way to China when he was supposed to just dig over a fence

    • @FootyHandles
      @FootyHandles 4 роки тому +2

      @@emceemunchapussy1891 lol

    • @vitemallight8818
      @vitemallight8818 4 роки тому +2

      They swim

    • @goldencentipede
      @goldencentipede 4 роки тому

      NNNOOO DON’T TAKE ME TO BRAZIL

    • @pedstoo
      @pedstoo 4 роки тому

      lmao

  • @KoolTimYT
    @KoolTimYT 4 роки тому +391

    This is probably the best or worst anime plot I've ever seen.

    • @sushipop1276
      @sushipop1276 4 роки тому +1

      Well strange to see you here

    • @calebmcintosh3241
      @calebmcintosh3241 4 роки тому +1

      Probably all because it’s very similar to what the internet does with bowser nowadays.

  • @Crysto
    @Crysto 3 роки тому +67

    “They dug to BRAZIL”
    Prison aint sounding too bad right now.

  • @shootingstar7101
    @shootingstar7101 4 роки тому +926

    "It can't be THAT bad, can it?" I ask myself.
    _"Mario pulls a spoon out of his butt."_
    "...Oh no."

  • @Lunarcreeper
    @Lunarcreeper 4 роки тому +500

    This completely confirms “so long gay bowser”

  • @tyjuarez
    @tyjuarez 3 роки тому +52

    in America, we say "digging to China" to mean digging all the way through the Earth. Could it be possible that Japan's equivalent is digging to Brazil?

  • @Pugs
    @Pugs 4 роки тому +569

    This is what would happen if Vinesauce owned Nintendo

  • @RobTopFreak
    @RobTopFreak 4 роки тому +366

    Why is nobody talking about that poor lobster he didn't deserve that

  • @dutchplanderlin8391
    @dutchplanderlin8391 4 роки тому +253

    The second magazine is just a “you are going to Brazil” meme

  • @whamloverfr
    @whamloverfr 4 роки тому +232

    Thomas: What is the most offensive mario game?
    Me: I don’t know man, Hotel Mario really hurts my soul...

    • @SIG7Pro
      @SIG7Pro 4 роки тому +8

      Hotel Mario is pretty good

    • @Aeterno_Nocturnal
      @Aeterno_Nocturnal 4 роки тому +3

      @@SIG7Pro BRUH

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 4 роки тому +5

      Frick you! Hotel Mario is the BEST!

    • @whamloverfr
      @whamloverfr 4 роки тому +2

      Don’t get me wrong, the memes are stellar.

    • @Nutbags_
      @Nutbags_ 4 роки тому +13

      If you need instructions on how to get to the mental hospital, check out the enclosed instruction book!

  • @quillllly
    @quillllly 4 роки тому +220

    "Who could this new girlfriend be? Well, it was none other than Bowser! His former enemy!"
    I'm losing it.

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn 4 роки тому +1

      Wow judging from your subscription and your profile pic i see that you are a man of culture as well

  • @RedshiftYT
    @RedshiftYT 4 роки тому +439

    a whole new meaning to “YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL”

  • @jacktdoes3d739
    @jacktdoes3d739 4 роки тому +119

    “But Mario was having none of that”

  • @BenDBeast
    @BenDBeast 4 роки тому +366

    This is the kind of stuff that you’d see on smg4

    • @Adeyum64
      @Adeyum64 4 роки тому +40

      Forreal, this dude is the original Super Mario Bloopers creator. Not SMG4, Not MarioMario54321, no THIS dude. And it even was freaking official lol

    • @RosesArePink210
      @RosesArePink210 4 роки тому +8

      haha what i was thinking the whole time

    • @philipk5246
      @philipk5246 4 роки тому +3

      69 likes

    • @holidayfellow6407
      @holidayfellow6407 4 роки тому +1

      I was shocked to click on this because of the thumbnail

    • @mr.rubert377
      @mr.rubert377 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe SMG4 was inspired from this

  • @Lisinfilm
    @Lisinfilm 4 роки тому +66

    “Lily Franky” sounds like “Filthy Frank” and I am starting to see a pattern

  • @ducksareurlords3782
    @ducksareurlords3782 4 роки тому +245

    This isn't really a game... It's more like a... Early web comic...

    • @kekeke8988
      @kekeke8988 4 роки тому +14

      This guy blatantly lies in his video titles consistently to generate controversy and get more views.

    • @ducksareurlords3782
      @ducksareurlords3782 4 роки тому +7

      @@kekeke8988 yeah... Basically it would be considered a "game" but it is more like those "magazines"

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 роки тому +3

      So...
      Homestar Runner?

    • @AmdUlkoinen
      @AmdUlkoinen 4 роки тому

      Kekeke89 Immature.

  • @MichaelJONeill333
    @MichaelJONeill333 4 роки тому +439

    "Discovered after 20 years"
    3:40 "Mario and toad were put in prison for 20 years"
    What a great coincidence lol

  • @rainwascool
    @rainwascool 3 роки тому +17

    Imagine if someone finds the plushies that they used in these magazines, that would be pretty epic

  • @cookimaus1
    @cookimaus1 4 роки тому +545

    This sounds like the plot of some strange creepypasta, but no, it’s real!

    • @LupinticDream
      @LupinticDream 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @tetraedri_1834
      @tetraedri_1834 4 роки тому +25

      The real creepypasta is the fifth chapter

    • @sam.4922
      @sam.4922 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my god yeah

    • @byron-mitchell
      @byron-mitchell 4 роки тому +5

      I hope we find the fifth one out there somewhere

    • @emiliofigueroa2275
      @emiliofigueroa2275 4 роки тому +5

      This isn't remotely scary to me,
      This is kind of funny

  • @Sethica
    @Sethica 4 роки тому +290

    This literally sounds like the plot for an SML

    • @BlueToadFan
      @BlueToadFan 4 роки тому +21

      Right? It really does seem like a episode of super mario logan.

    • @XMANIAFLYYY
      @XMANIAFLYYY 4 роки тому +10

      Sethica except that Logan’s video would have a specific plot. This magazine didn't have that much of a plot. It was kinda random. Especially in the last part of the magazine we're random, toad and peach are alone. I get that we only know 5/6 of the magazine but even then, it's still random. Maybe it isn't so random is we know the second to last part of the magazine. Actually, this is random. Toad and Mario were randomly in prison for unknown reasons and Mario and toad escapes prison and randomly ends up in Brazil, that's really random.

    • @MC-bo6ql
      @MC-bo6ql 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah, this was SML before SML existed.

    • @crispy3325
      @crispy3325 4 роки тому

      Mus!cal Cactus yeah but they said it seems like a plot of it and not that it was made during when this was made

    • @fortymcmeme3846
      @fortymcmeme3846 4 роки тому +2

      Could Lilly franfurger be logarns father who left to get malk

  • @johnbacchus6169
    @johnbacchus6169 3 роки тому +14

    The first two magazines sound like an alternate ending for Sunshine where Mario stays in jail

  • @danielmattes6139
    @danielmattes6139 4 роки тому +283

    Imagine having the BALLS to do this.

  • @pyro1438
    @pyro1438 4 роки тому +300

    what did that man smoke while writing the magazine, wtf?

    • @Dew397
      @Dew397 4 роки тому +28

      Pyro mushrooms

    • @SteveSideris..2k02
      @SteveSideris..2k02 4 роки тому +10

      I dunno.maybe he want to be a part of snoop dog for making music .
      🤷🏻‍♂️😅

    • @lucascastillo9391
      @lucascastillo9391 4 роки тому +4

      Tegridy

    • @lolin6379
      @lolin6379 4 роки тому +5

      He was definitely high

    • @kibsplitch5212
      @kibsplitch5212 4 роки тому +1

      I would honestly write something like this

  • @OrsVids
    @OrsVids 4 роки тому +22

    "But none of this compares to the final magazine broadcast" after seeing an intercourse with a lobster... knew it was going to be gold

  • @redryzyn8958
    @redryzyn8958 4 роки тому +118

    How tf did he make Mario x Bowser fan fiction sound so dramatic?

  • @twinkpeaks9993
    @twinkpeaks9993 4 роки тому +158

    7:23
    If I recall correctly, in the comic section in WarioWare DIY, there's a comic series that uses this exact same artstyle. Wonder if whoever wrote it was inspired by these strange broadcasts.

    • @pointless529
      @pointless529 4 роки тому +17

      Ah crud man, I love WarioWare DIY! I also do remember some comics looking like that as well.

    • @fixedfunshow
      @fixedfunshow 4 роки тому +9

      All yonkomas use the same style, don't be surprised

    • @2006man
      @2006man 4 роки тому +8

      This sort of art style isn't unique and can be easily made by anyone with some form of art skill.

    • @twinkpeaks9993
      @twinkpeaks9993 4 роки тому +3

      2006man trust me, this is far beyond my skill level

  • @四季-i5k
    @四季-i5k 3 роки тому +57

    4:55 “it’s never explained where the drill came from”
    Me, a Japanese: 玉袋…

  • @waluigi7331
    @waluigi7331 4 роки тому +203

    I like how this predicted the bowsette phenomenon

  • @funnypeashootercreature
    @funnypeashootercreature 4 роки тому +237

    "mario pulls a spoon... out of his butt" ah, so that's how he stores all the coins, powerups, and power stars

    • @vappyenjoyer24
      @vappyenjoyer24 4 роки тому

      NO

    • @poplel
      @poplel 4 роки тому +2

      @@vappyenjoyer24 r/TIHI

    • @enlov3863
      @enlov3863 4 роки тому +3

      So thats why he shouts " here we go! " Before the camera pans out...

  • @307bandit
    @307bandit 3 роки тому +7

    I think I found out that the plushies used in the episodes were actually the Super Mario Kart plushies from Takara and Banpresto in 1993 and for some reason, they took off the plushies from the kart so that's gonna hurt some avid Mario plush collectors out there.

  • @Isaax
    @Isaax 4 роки тому +100

    THIS MAN WAS DECADES AHEAD OF HIS TIME; HE KNEW ABOUT BOWSETTE SO LONG aGO

  • @SuperAngryBirds64
    @SuperAngryBirds64 4 роки тому +115

    Now I know why Mario says "So long gay Bowser"

    • @DjFluttershyPony
      @DjFluttershyPony 4 роки тому

      Shell long, gay Bowser. S H E L L L O N G. G A Y B O W S E R.

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 4 роки тому

      nice pfp

  • @pizzaparker133
    @pizzaparker133 3 роки тому +18

    "let's looks at the magazines that kukun kun recorded"
    *Ad pops out of nowhere*

  • @57_dayo
    @57_dayo 4 роки тому +283

    “Mario Pulls out a spoon out of his butt”
    how to spoon

  • @rho-starmkl4483
    @rho-starmkl4483 4 роки тому +209

    This really isn’t a game as much it is a collection of visual novels.

  • @youssefa.2251
    @youssefa.2251 4 роки тому +31

    "Kukun Kun"
    Thomas: *K U N K U N K U N*

  • @Ponsy_J
    @Ponsy_J 4 роки тому +60

    5:29 "They ended up in Brazil"
    Me: Remembering Joel playing a bootleg Mario game about Mario in Brazil...
    Joel: "please come to Brazil"

    • @garge7676
      @garge7676 4 роки тому +1

      C O M E T O B R A S I L

  • @sloomy5847
    @sloomy5847 4 роки тому +448

    as a Brazillian, I don't know if I laugh, or if I feel deeply offended

    • @juul4277
      @juul4277 4 роки тому +42

      Mario has been to your country!?

    • @sloomy5847
      @sloomy5847 4 роки тому +38

      @@juul4277 yep, appearently xd

    • @Dafiremeteor
      @Dafiremeteor 4 роки тому +15

      Im from brazil too

    • @bibarel5097
      @bibarel5097 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah me too...

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 4 роки тому +24

      Damn it y'all all got to meet Mario and I'm just here in America like 😔

  • @jomarcentermjm
    @jomarcentermjm 3 роки тому +6

    5:51 seem like "I don't want to go to brazil" meme is far back since that time.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +185

    "unique, weird, or bizarre" so basically they made game forms of a weird flex

  • @ultraanimation09
    @ultraanimation09 4 роки тому +106

    This seems like a strange fan fiction of sorts

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 4 роки тому +3

      in a way it is

    • @kakateboi42
      @kakateboi42 4 роки тому +2

      *insert elon musk smoking weed meme

    • @Pixey003
      @Pixey003 4 роки тому +1

      I mean it technically is a fan fic

  • @moolb2432
    @moolb2432 3 роки тому +14

    These stories look like something I would do on Flipnote when I was 10.

  • @azsfloette9153
    @azsfloette9153 4 роки тому +95

    This being official and having 15-year-old Toad and Peach hooking up near the end means Peach is canonically a child predator

    • @Lu4455
      @Lu4455 4 роки тому +20

      Bold of you to assume Peach isn’t a teenager herself... Mario was the real predator!

    • @projectsmash600
      @projectsmash600 4 роки тому +7

      @@Lu4455 u have a point

    • @Lu4455
      @Lu4455 4 роки тому +4

      @@projectsmash600 *taps forehead*

    • @BatMan-of2dd
      @BatMan-of2dd 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lu4455 LETS A GOO
      To chris hansen...

    • @sadowheart7620
      @sadowheart7620 4 роки тому +2

      What's the age of consent in the Mushroom Kingdom?

  • @Bigtimersh5
    @Bigtimersh5 4 роки тому +70

    The Short Answer: Marios Bad Fur Day
    The Long Answer:

  • @_smb4568_
    @_smb4568_ Рік тому +7

    Mario with a cigarette is the most funniest image to me out of everything in the world.

  • @potatoons3270
    @potatoons3270 4 роки тому +344

    *These sound like discarded storyboards of SMG4*

    • @CartoonySid
      @CartoonySid 4 роки тому +30

      *Mario's gonna do something very illegal*

    • @amitzy_anims
      @amitzy_anims 4 роки тому +5

      @@CartoonySid ILLEGAL??????

    • @gk.series_64
      @gk.series_64 4 роки тому

      Actulley is sml not smg4 since this is plush

    • @ratsiiaratr24
      @ratsiiaratr24 4 роки тому +1

      *spageti*

    • @auralunaprettycure
      @auralunaprettycure 4 роки тому

      If this was more we'll known I'd say it may have been SuperMarioLogan's inspiration tbh

  • @RaccIG
    @RaccIG 4 роки тому +79

    The last "game" was the start of the fan fictions. Lily Franky was a man with priorities.

    • @nate567987
      @nate567987 4 роки тому +6

      he was the voice of Jesus Christ for japans south park dub

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure fan fiction has existed since at least the 60s

    • @md.abulkalamazad6847
      @md.abulkalamazad6847 3 роки тому

      @@screwtapee not Video games ones but there were comic fac fics

  • @VideoGameJNPoop
    @VideoGameJNPoop Рік тому +4

    I researched this more and there were actually seven episodes of the Lily Franky Theater magazines (not six) and the two more were also found on kukun kun's channel videos for the Satellaview.
    The two that aren't in this video are actually the first and second ones and they're also edgy too.
    Also, the last one you mentioned in the video (the one that Togemet2 and MasterF0X recreated the ROM for) was actually made after the Windows 95 one and before the hand-drawn magazine.

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 4 роки тому +146

    If he never rewrote a sentence, does this mean that he included typos?

  • @healmore8716
    @healmore8716 4 роки тому +86

    Honestly seeing that those magazines where actually made is really interesting and I think that I’ll be cool if we got to see the missing magazines

    • @myschloss
      @myschloss 4 роки тому +4

      Hello frequent commenter

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 роки тому +1

      Hello person who has no life and comments on random videos instead of going outside.

    • @nuthin2du
      @nuthin2du 4 роки тому

      @@LucasDiblasio Hello, Obama

  • @TheLobotomist-t1
    @TheLobotomist-t1 4 роки тому +4

    It is absolutely amazing that when this was filmed, Nintendo had a SATELITE based add-on to the SUPER NINTENDO. I can't believe that was even possible.The rest of the world was just lucky to be able to buy a game shark.

  • @doiderasaltas
    @doiderasaltas 4 роки тому +50

    Legends say that the tunnel that mario dug was used in the closing ceremony of Rio 2016 to connect to Tokyo

  • @bibarel5097
    @bibarel5097 4 роки тому +62

    11:11 somebody predicted the Bowsette chaos before it became a thing...

  • @yotadisigma
    @yotadisigma Рік тому +7

    5:10 "they ended up in brazil" got me 💀

  • @JoeContext
    @JoeContext 4 роки тому +46

    "It was none other than Bowser, his former enemy."
    First Bowser capturing Peach in that Odyssey artbook, now this. Bowsette is almost canon, folks.

    • @jaxixteen
      @jaxixteen 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @omarsoub_._
      @omarsoub_._ 4 роки тому

      OH NO

    • @hoomptun1876
      @hoomptun1876 4 роки тому

      actually it wasn't bowser capturing peach, it was him using one of the powerups that made toadette into peachette in nsmb u dx

  • @Octosona
    @Octosona 4 роки тому +76

    This is a mix of conker’s bad fur day’s weird non sensical story and a childish game becoming weird.

  • @FishlandicFishy
    @FishlandicFishy 4 роки тому +5

    The last episode of that magazine thing is the definition of Toad abuse
    and koopa abuse

  • @deeyosh
    @deeyosh 4 роки тому +204

    This sounds like a goddamn creepypasta from the early 2010s but it occured in real life... that's actually amazing.

    • @ThatOneKaijuFan
      @ThatOneKaijuFan 3 роки тому

      The last magazine is like a creepypasta

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 3 роки тому +1

      Naw, Mario doesn't have hyper realistic blood. But on a serious note, screw these awful gaming creepypastas, they are all the same. Also, screw JC the Hyena for starting the trend and being an absolute creep that fits the negative furry stereotypes.

  • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
    @BrunoSantos-jp1lv 4 роки тому +225

    "They've ended up in BRAZIL of all places"
    *Stereotypical Spanish music starts*

    • @mworld2611
      @mworld2611 4 роки тому +37

      What's funny is that Brazil has no affiliation with Spain at all. It was a Portuguese colony

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 роки тому +4

      Was about to say... *GENERIC PORTUGUESE MUSIC PLAYS* AYYYY

    • @ItzCandle
      @ItzCandle 4 роки тому +8

      as a brazillian im mad. deeply inside. wanting to kill someone for saying that my country that was conquered by portugal nothing with spain

    • @Shrek_es_mi_pastor
      @Shrek_es_mi_pastor 4 роки тому +2

      @@mworld2611 Probably that was the joke. Notice that his name is Bruno Santos, likely to know.

    • @pedrosobral4335
      @pedrosobral4335 4 роки тому +5

      I find it funny and kinda ofensive that foreigners seem to think Brazil is like Mexico but in South America

  • @liltoad9050
    @liltoad9050 4 роки тому +7

    10:27 mario maker 2 multiplyer vs in a nutshell

  • @kordru
    @kordru 4 роки тому +74

    well damn, i still like how the man was screwing that lobster.

    • @a5-806
      @a5-806 4 роки тому +8

      Not gonna lie... Kinda hot....
      Lol

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 роки тому +1

      If I was there the only thing hard would be the lobster. Also the lobster would do a little snippity snip and I wouldnt be a fan

  • @SkyyySi
    @SkyyySi 4 роки тому +224

    The only thing that I will take from this is that Mario and Bowser are gay.

    • @harshith125
      @harshith125 4 роки тому +17

      you meant Mario and bowsette are straight.

    • @youmustEATTHEM
      @youmustEATTHEM 4 роки тому +24

      “So long, gay Bowser!”

    • @mr.lemony3390
      @mr.lemony3390 4 роки тому +11

      @@harshith125 trans Bowser is canon and it's also canon that Mario is dating them

    • @harshith125
      @harshith125 4 роки тому

      @@mr.lemony3390 canon* okay your right....

    • @mr.lemony3390
      @mr.lemony3390 4 роки тому +1

      @@harshith125 sorry about that thanks for the correction

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 4 роки тому +2

    What a fascinating video, I love hearing about all these weird/rare things.
    That last comic especially was just insane, could that explain the possible reasons why Bowser wants to get with Peach or where Bowsette came from? (I know that came later)

  • @Nintendude.
    @Nintendude. 4 роки тому +57

    God, just imagine what that lost file would have.

  • @Feranogame
    @Feranogame 4 роки тому +197

    "Not racist"
    Me, a Brazilian, after seeing the Brazil depicted: "Are you sure about that?"

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 4 роки тому +19

      CUIDADO É O BOWSER

      *WOOOOOOHH*

    • @shushumga7482
      @shushumga7482 4 роки тому +3

      Welfz Twingo Furs damn I remember that

    • @linkthemastah29
      @linkthemastah29 4 роки тому +5

      @@RaposaCadela É UM
      *T E S T U D I N A T A*

    • @nicheexplorer4053
      @nicheexplorer4053 4 роки тому +5

      Brazilian is not a race

    • @Feranogame
      @Feranogame 4 роки тому +3

      It has the preconception of a "Brazilian race" and that is the racist bit

  • @ReddBoiii
    @ReddBoiii 4 роки тому +15

    Mario really just said "You're going to Brazil"

  • @thatbilliam3292
    @thatbilliam3292 4 роки тому +25

    The entire episodic series of Lily Franky’s Theater just reminds me of an eerie dream

  • @shadepizza4217
    @shadepizza4217 4 роки тому +24

    There is an officially licensed nintendo product with the title mario and toad go to prison for 20 years and I can now die happy

  • @penguinwithagun369
    @penguinwithagun369 2 роки тому +8

    5:24 YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO BRAZIL

  • @lunapyrope9683
    @lunapyrope9683 4 роки тому +173

    “Mario games aren’t offensive” Oh so you’ve never played Mario’s Time Machine or Hotel Mario then

    • @CesarTorres61296
      @CesarTorres61296 4 роки тому +10

      Or Paper Mario Sticker Star.

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 4 роки тому +1

      Historically inaccreate

    • @NPGLAMB
      @NPGLAMB 4 роки тому +11

      Those are more offensively bad

    • @jojop6387
      @jojop6387 4 роки тому +2

      Mario teaches typing

    • @LumiNyte
      @LumiNyte 4 роки тому +2

      Mario’s missing

  • @swhawk
    @swhawk 4 роки тому +300

    The "Mario is mental" and "Mario-Bowser ship" theories/fanfics were actually canon all along.

  • @thegems6576
    @thegems6576 3 роки тому +10

    “Mario game you’ve never heard before”
    Me watching the second time: ͡• ▽ ͡•