Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character | Letterman

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  • @KevyNova
    @KevyNova 4 місяці тому +104

    Bold move having Vader stand next to a Tusken Raider.

  • @ownpetard8379
    @ownpetard8379 2 роки тому +44

    That's some PRODUCTION VALUE, baby!

  • @SaintMartins
    @SaintMartins 2 роки тому +262

    I can never hear the Star Wars theme song without thinking about Bill Murrays lyrical take on it.

  • @GeoffNelson
    @GeoffNelson 2 роки тому +79

    "I got that on me!"
    There's no such thing as too much Paul Shaffer.

    • @keiffers5
      @keiffers5 8 місяців тому +3

      Well now we know why he was with the Worlds Most Dangerous Band 🤣🤣

    • @stoots1000
      @stoots1000 4 місяці тому

      Unless you are a teenage girl...

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 4 місяці тому +1

      ooooooh i disagreee

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 3 місяці тому +1

      Glad to call Mr. Shaffer one of Thunder Bay's own.🙂

  • @ylette
    @ylette 2 роки тому +44

    The flute is a great addition to the theme.

    • @PennyLaneYouTube
      @PennyLaneYouTube 10 місяців тому +2

      they probably added that on UA-cam here so they don't have to pay the insane musical rights fees

    • @zoetropeguardian
      @zoetropeguardian 4 місяці тому +6

      It's the Meco Star Wars theme. Very popular in the 70's!

  • @Doug_Brest
    @Doug_Brest 2 роки тому +30

    “That’ll hold you for a while, Gertrude”

  • @Drew_D
    @Drew_D 2 роки тому +100

    I bet that ice machine had the time of its life with R2-D2! 😘

    • @abeautifuldayful
      @abeautifuldayful 2 роки тому +11

      Hope it didn't give it the old cold shoulder...

    • @larrypowers2515
      @larrypowers2515 2 роки тому +7

      I heard he used the following pickup line:
      "Damn girl, you R2 fine, and if you're lucky, I'll give you the D2!"

    • @mikemickypeterdavy
      @mikemickypeterdavy 2 роки тому +4

      That explains BB-8

    • @OuterGalaxyLounge
      @OuterGalaxyLounge 3 місяці тому +2

      I noticed some kind of lubricant in my ice that I didn't want.

  • @mibeatleman6767
    @mibeatleman6767 2 роки тому +26

    May the farce be with you. 🖖

  • @bRichgray
    @bRichgray 2 роки тому +31

    May the 4th be with you, Dave!

  • @sleepinglionarchives
    @sleepinglionarchives 4 місяці тому +10

    I love seeing this clips again, thank you for continuing to share them

  • @michaelme1548
    @michaelme1548 4 місяці тому +19

    “I’m sorry, Luke. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

  • @john.m.shukites
    @john.m.shukites 2 роки тому +68

    I also remember "Top Ten Bad Things About Owning A Timeshare With Darth Vader". That was also really funny.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +8

      Haven't seen it, but I would expect: "I have altered the maintenance fees. Pray I do not alter them further."

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney 4 місяці тому +2

      @@HariSeldon913 "We would be honored if you would join us... but not you, Regis."

  • @arthurcooperman3106
    @arthurcooperman3106 Рік тому +26

    That funky late night version of the star wars music is amazing

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay Рік тому +8

      There actually was a “Star Wars Disco” album put out by Meco in the late 1970s. This is a surprisingly good replication of that.
      They also did *The Wizard of Oz.*

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Attmay Did they also make the dicso version of Beethoven's 5th?

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Hinatachan360 "A Fifth of Beethoven" was actually a hit for Walter Murphy and the Big Apple Band.

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 місяці тому

      @@bluebear1985 Thanks. I couldn't remember the name of the song and band. 👍

  • @scottfowler1506
    @scottfowler1506 2 місяці тому +7

    The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the ability to open a pickle jar.

  • @229BlackHat
    @229BlackHat 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks for leaving the walk-in music in!

  • @plaws0
    @plaws0 2 роки тому +29

    "Star Wars ... nothin' but ... Bar Wars ..."

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому +7

      That Bill Murray sketch was a long, long time ago and far, far away.

    • @plaws0
      @plaws0 2 роки тому +4

      @@chasbodaniels1744 Yes, but it was good. So very, very good.

    • @brianmcdonald6519
      @brianmcdonald6519 4 місяці тому +2

      @@chasbodaniels1744 And I remember it like it was yesterday!!

    • @Struzzylive
      @Struzzylive 3 місяці тому

      Blith

  • @richardb6260
    @richardb6260 Рік тому +12

    Attack of the Blinth is easily the best of the prequel trilogy.

    • @entropybentwhistle
      @entropybentwhistle 2 місяці тому +1

      And you’re not just blinthely saying that either.

  • @gersonkphone
    @gersonkphone 2 роки тому +31

    Paul in there with the disco version

    • @strongsmarthappy5970
      @strongsmarthappy5970 2 роки тому +4

      Right ! Paul is a great musician and side kick !

    • @zoetropeguardian
      @zoetropeguardian 4 місяці тому +2

      It's the Meco Star Wars theme. Very popular in the 70's!

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 2 роки тому +18

    I love Vlasik Kosher pickles, but they can be damned hard to open.

    • @IrishCarney
      @IrishCarney 4 місяці тому +1

      The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities that some consider.... unnatural.

  • @kevincameron845
    @kevincameron845 2 роки тому +35

    I was hoping for "Damn. Those storm troopers are great marksmen!"

  • @GregCurtin45
    @GregCurtin45 2 роки тому +25

    Brilliant (and timely) thanks Team Letterman.

  • @SHRBJHD
    @SHRBJHD 4 місяці тому +9

    #10!!! "Somehow, Palpatine returned."
    #9!!!!............

  • @Attmay
    @Attmay Рік тому +5

    Number 11: “I wish I was a Disney character.”

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 4 місяці тому +9

    They missed a golden opportunity by not having Vader say, "Who's your daddy!"

    • @tdogg46142
      @tdogg46142 4 місяці тому +2

      How about a nod to Letterman's home state and have Vader instead say, "Hoosier Daddy?"

    • @thomashauguel6811
      @thomashauguel6811 4 місяці тому

      @@tdogg46142 NICE! 🤣

  • @billyzoom1
    @billyzoom1 2 роки тому +23

    I miss this show so much.

  • @jaymo8206
    @jaymo8206 Рік тому +17

    I miss Dave and the show. It was a large part of my life beginning in the 80's until it ended. A Classic Show.

  • @ebinrock
    @ebinrock 4 місяці тому +2

    No joke, I misheard a couple of lines in the original Star Wars (1977), when I was 7 or 8 years old (can't remember if I saw it right away or during the holdover):
    Ben Kenobi: Instead of the real line, "The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly", I thought he said, "A gentleman wastes enough to be traveled, likely" 🤣 Hey, who would expect these esoteric proper names George Lucas made up out of the blue?
    Luke Skywalker: Instead of the real line, "You fought in the Clone Wars?", I naturally thought he said, "You fought in the colonial wars?" Hey, at that point, who ever heard of a _clone war_ ?

  • @thosetwodudes
    @thosetwodudes 2 роки тому +15

    God I miss this show

  • @davebartosh5
    @davebartosh5 2 роки тому +15

    R2's joke was the best!

  • @milk-it
    @milk-it 2 роки тому +7

    Best Top Ten! 😂

  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_ 2 роки тому +8

    "I got that on me."

  • @CruceEntertainment
    @CruceEntertainment 2 роки тому +10

    R2D2’s was hilarious

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 4 місяці тому +4

    "Fish Sticks?" Don't be ridiculous! We've got CHOCOLATE!!!

  • @michaelblanchette2787
    @michaelblanchette2787 2 роки тому +7

    When you can't open a jar of something, I think it would be cool if people exclaimed " Oh pickles!". Please help me get this off the ground, I really want to make this a thing. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation

  • @EmpireWorldwideTrade
    @EmpireWorldwideTrade 7 місяців тому +4

    3:05 the Imperial guard's voice lol

  • @johncornell3665
    @johncornell3665 Рік тому +6

    This was so awesome to see. I remember that night. Thanks Dave and may the Force Be With You! Miss the show more then you will ever know. Watched the first one. Watched the last one. And all with NBC and then CBS. You are a National Teasure Dave

  • @gedcke
    @gedcke Рік тому +1

    Paul's reaction at 0:20 is awesome.

  • @derricklafrance9440
    @derricklafrance9440 4 місяці тому +3

    Love seeing a non CGI r2d2. Just like 1977.

  • @19HuskyWolf70
    @19HuskyWolf70 2 роки тому +3

    We miss you David

  • @williamwalker146
    @williamwalker146 4 місяці тому +2

    #9 was the best! 🤣

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 2 роки тому +14

    Sometimes even the Force can't get a jar of Vlasic pickles open!

  • @dangeiger9796
    @dangeiger9796 3 місяці тому +1

    #2 That was a great shot by that storm trooper
    #1 Luke, I am your father

  • @BruceAlarie
    @BruceAlarie 4 місяці тому +2

    that was actually very good

  • @terrytabisz4758
    @terrytabisz4758 2 місяці тому +1

    This is proof that JOHNNY CARSON IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE KING OF LATE NIGHT

  • @caras2004
    @caras2004 4 місяці тому +1

    What character cussed the most in the movies?
    R2-D2, he's bleeped every time he speaks

  • @9983sp
    @9983sp 4 місяці тому +5

    R2 had the best line.

  • @RobertJohnson-bj5lk
    @RobertJohnson-bj5lk 2 роки тому +7

    Interesting comment about “Everyone Loves Raymond” ending. CBS was just about to start “How I Met Your Mother” and “Big Bang Theory”.

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay Рік тому

      Aka *That Show Bob Barker Did a Guest Shot on* and *That Show Bob Newhart Did A Guest Shot On.*

  • @susanluster9301
    @susanluster9301 2 роки тому +5

    Hysterically hilarious!!!

  • @johnmannino3100
    @johnmannino3100 4 місяці тому +1

    As a fan of Everybody Loves Raymond who was way to young to watch it when it was first on I found that one reference to the show leaving the air a perfect time capsule I didn't know I needed.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 роки тому +15

    Attack of the Blinth has a better ending than The Rise of Skywalker.

  • @brodiemoh
    @brodiemoh 2 роки тому +4

    that flute though

  • @kleverich
    @kleverich 4 місяці тому +2

    I thought #1 was going to be "I talked to Barzini".

  • @EdwardKrzynowek-fx5to
    @EdwardKrzynowek-fx5to 4 місяці тому +1

    I was a little nervous when they got to Darth Vader. I knew that less than a good James Earl Jones voice just wouldn't do.
    Not to worry. He delivered the goods.
    As my favorite talk show hosts pass the torch, I feel like we've lost something that's very important.
    Carson, Letterman, O'Brien, and Craig Ferguson have been my nighttime blue ribbon winners. Granted, I tend to be drawn toward the sometimes eccentric hosts.
    Mike Douglas was always a daytime favorite for me.
    I haven't watched that much of the Jimmy Fallon show. He came in after the era I considered truly classic.
    But, I don't have anything against him. To the contrary, it seems to me he can do almost anything he wants to do--and, do it well.

  • @DanielSchmidt94521
    @DanielSchmidt94521 Рік тому +1

    I was on that David Letterman show. Only. I was in costume. Lol.

  • @S.C.500
    @S.C.500 2 місяці тому

    Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think we'd hear an imperial guard speak. Lol

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 2 роки тому +5

    I wanted to see Luke ask if you want fries with that?

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 2 роки тому +16

    How did they do this without Bill Murray?

    • @Attmay
      @Attmay Рік тому

      Like practically every episode of SNL since 1980?

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Рік тому

      @@Attmay Sorry if you don't get the reference.

  • @robertaviles8451
    @robertaviles8451 2 місяці тому +1

    "Live Long And Prosper!" 🖖

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 3 місяці тому +2

    3:48 this is the way

    • @SWalkerTTU
      @SWalkerTTU Місяць тому

      His sect could take off their helmets. What did Din Djarin’s do?

  • @Kneedragon1962
    @Kneedragon1962 Місяць тому

    "Is there a single stormtrooper in the whole empire, who can hit a urinal from 6 inches away?"
    You know why they have such huge spaceships? Because every one of them can throw himself at the ground, from close range, and miss.
    Things you won't hear ~ "You couldn't find a droid. You couldn't find your own rear end with a torch and a mirror and both hands. Not with a week to search."

  • @thefrontpage
    @thefrontpage 19 днів тому +1

    Awesome!!!!

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 2 роки тому +5

    0:12 Revenge of the Sith, Dave

  • @SBN3vids
    @SBN3vids 5 місяців тому

    Wow Miami Heat reference right after the swept the Wizards

  • @moizzle
    @moizzle 2 роки тому +3

    2:25 Darth Maul is a gay fish, confirmed Legends.

  • @worthless_opinion
    @worthless_opinion Рік тому

    Such nostalgia!

  • @jimjohnston5719
    @jimjohnston5719 4 місяці тому

    Walking off, I sure thought that Stormtrooper was going to TRY to blast the Ewok in the back of the head. LOL

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 4 місяці тому

    How about, "Never take sides with anyone against the family again, EVER!"

  • @jameskuyper
    @jameskuyper Місяць тому

    It's trivial to come up with things no Star Wars character would ever say. What would be more clever would be to come up with things that they would never say that are closely related to things they did say, such as "I've got a good feeling about this."

  • @bridgerhibbert2993
    @bridgerhibbert2993 2 роки тому +1

    "Luke, I am your father."

  • @justinmanser7525
    @justinmanser7525 4 місяці тому +1

    ''You really shouldn't be kissing your sister that way!'' didn''t make it I guess.

  • @Justicefordadmom
    @Justicefordadmom 4 місяці тому

    DARTH IN DUTCH MEANS "FATHER" ( FOR MY FELICIA)❤❤❤

  • @jacksonwhipple8620
    @jacksonwhipple8620 3 місяці тому

    I would have guessed that the number 1 thing never said by a Star Wars character, for Darth Vader to say would be “Luke I am Your Father”

  • @bensakschek615
    @bensakschek615 Рік тому +1

    Here's a good one.
    Luke Skywalker: Leave it to me. I have experience in blowing large balls. I just need to find a large crack with a hole I can shoot into.

  • @gjanssens7069
    @gjanssens7069 5 місяців тому +1

    #8 the Ewok saying "Seacrest, out", somebody in charge at Wheel of Fortune needs to say that.

  • @DavesGearStore
    @DavesGearStore 3 місяці тому +1

    "You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!"

    • @williamcap2236
      @williamcap2236 2 місяці тому +1

      Hardware Wars !!!!!

    • @DavesGearStore
      @DavesGearStore 2 місяці тому

      @@williamcap2236 "Take it easy kid, it's only a movie."

  • @fooferbob9230
    @fooferbob9230 Рік тому +1

    Vader has a very particular set of skills.

  • @oxxnarrdflame8865
    @oxxnarrdflame8865 Рік тому +1

    Star War at that time grossed 17 billion dollars. How much did “critically acclaimed “On Golden Pond” etal make?

  • @LaserRanger15
    @LaserRanger15 2 роки тому +5

    Pretty funny and great costumes. You don't get those at Walmart.

  • @BETMARKonTube
    @BETMARKonTube Місяць тому

    I know it's weird, but here, it looks like Letterman has never seen a Star Wars movie.

  • @wingnutofcoolness
    @wingnutofcoolness 4 місяці тому +1

    That Ewok looked like a Halloween costume from the store.

  • @edgaracajabon9522
    @edgaracajabon9522 4 місяці тому +1

    This Darth Vader too short lol

  • @jaybrumbaugh777
    @jaybrumbaugh777 3 місяці тому +2

    Not one of their better efforts

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Рік тому

    I didn't realise the imperial guards talked....

  • @MultiVince95
    @MultiVince95 2 місяці тому +1

    Monday 16th May 2005

  • @williamjones7163
    @williamjones7163 4 місяці тому

    Those were the Days!!!

  • @masere
    @masere 3 місяці тому

    Imagine if he'd said "the Emperor survived."

  • @worldatmyfingertips7771
    @worldatmyfingertips7771 4 місяці тому

    Darth Vader sounded like the good ol' "Chad Vader" from blame society channel 😁

  • @eric0380
    @eric0380 3 місяці тому

    Which is a more iconic skit. Bill Murray's star wars or Will Farrell's cowbell?

  • @mmcgahn5948
    @mmcgahn5948 3 місяці тому

    Back when Late Night TV was watchable

  • @jasonandkathleenbarker6306
    @jasonandkathleenbarker6306 4 місяці тому +1

    #1 Luke, I am your father

  • @johnmruz
    @johnmruz 4 місяці тому +2

    “These things have made something like $17billion”
    “I got that on me”
    😂😂😂

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 2 роки тому +2

    love dave

  • @MikeOxymorons
    @MikeOxymorons 2 роки тому +2

    "These Ewoks look sexy!"

  • @WKRPinCINN
    @WKRPinCINN Рік тому

    “I got that on me!”

  • @richardroberts2053
    @richardroberts2053 3 місяці тому

    I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles 🥒

  • @John-sl3on
    @John-sl3on 4 місяці тому

    Chewbacca dander! 😂😂😂

  • @SomberRains
    @SomberRains 3 місяці тому +1

    💜

  • @gregpierquet5818
    @gregpierquet5818 2 місяці тому

    Stormtrooper, "hit it on the first shot"

  • @batmancollects4491
    @batmancollects4491 Рік тому

    i didn't know the Imperial guard talks

  • @mattjones5987
    @mattjones5987 2 роки тому +2

    As usual R2 is the badass