@@jere.nurkka Goalie may fake it, but the make-a-wish kids are trying their very best. Putin on the other hand looks like an old man skating around while the pucks are handed to him. The real Russian games my Dad made me see in the past would had killed him if he had to play in them. I bet that real hockey fans in Russia had to prevent themselves from vomiting while watching their games being debased like this.
Notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose - it should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals, and for other players when to step out. Very subtle.
My Blue Jackets desperately need this guy. I'm calling it right now, 11 straight Stanley Cups if we can get him. This guy only needs 3 years to break Gretzky's record.
You probably didn't notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose; I also checked that in the previous years' games it was the case too. It should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals. Being blind would serve no purpose.
tom0900060 when I’m 68 I still hope to have my sanity as most of the people of that age do (unlike pukin) regardless of the physical conditions. And I would not try to pretend I’m a great hockey player when I’m barely skating, and the other 11 players are helping me in my goal to be a “great” player who scores more than the rest of the team consisting of former star players combined. And I wouldn’t hire a team of commentators to convey the same message to the 140m that would be forced to watch my public humiliation.
No need really... that goalie already got to keep his life, no oscar can match that. Can only imagine how relieved he was afterwards, that he was able to dodge so many shots, and Putin did not miss the goal or hit post... with bit of bad luck, we would never have heard of this goalie again Defencemen also... if they would do something, their family members wouldn't see each others ever again, they seem to understand it well.
He's like that amazing golfer from North Korea...I forget his name...who shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life.
@@fabioartoscassone9305 Not sure how Trump came into this discussion, but he is a quite good golfer that can break 80 regularly. Tiger, Rory and a few more have mentioned it.
I don't see what's so cringe. I mean, *obviously* a near 70 year old man would fucking roast these all stars. People just can't handle the raw unadulterated skill
Look at the names on his teammates' jerseys: Slava Fetisov, Pavel Bure, Alexei Kasatonov to name a few...all NHL legends now reduced to helping an aging little dictator maintain his ego.
The announcers are the best.....the enthusiasm in the voices are so perfect....Vladimir is so tough his helmet was made form plastic that spent 3years in the chernobyl reactor just to be considered weaponized
This is ridiculous...If anything Putin should be embarressed...is there a person on the planet that could watch this video and say that everyone on the ice is actually trying...it makes him look so foolish because everyone knows what is going on here...its pretty obvious...maybe he should just stick to riding horses with no shirt on
Jokes aside and ignoring the crimes against humanity his army is committing we must remember he is 70 years old. He moves pretty good for a senior citizen.
Amazing talent. Every goal scored 2 metres ahead of the net. Ok he's gotta 300 shots and big chances but still 8 goals I ve never seen a player before who can find so much space infront the crease like him. 1.Gretzky 2.Lemieux 3.Putin
Big respect to the goalie how he managed to get out of the way or to lead the puck carefully into the goal despite Putins unpredictable shots. I feel is prayers by watching 😂😂😂
Amazing what someone can do when your loved ones are tied up and held at gunpoint, and your told nothing will happen to them as long as Putin scores 8 goals.
How does he not feel like the biggest loser in the world? I know that if I showed up to a game, and people were just letting me score because I'm famous and powerful, even though I have no skill.... I would feel the opposite. This guy would get smoked in the lowest level beer league. Not joking. He can barely stand up.
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Imagine if the goalie made a save, he'd be sent straight to the penalty box somewhere in Siberia.
true
So true!!!
Sent to the gulag 😂
gol putin stanga !
Or he could have him killed.
i love how everyone stops playing when he gets the puck
The sole objective of everyone on the ice is to get the puck to him.
@@RickyIcecubes yes on both teams
Watch this at 1.5x speed, you’re welcome
@@ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT He selected Normal difficulty when he started to play. 1.5x speed its Extreme difficulty. :))))
Oscar goes to the Goalie, made the dives look good.
This is like watching those make a wish kids get a touchdown
The make-a-wish kids play harder than this.
Oh is that shit fake too? Damn
@@jere.nurkka Goalie may fake it, but the make-a-wish kids are trying their very best.
Putin on the other hand looks like an old man skating around while the pucks are handed to him.
The real Russian games my Dad made me see in the past would had killed him if he had to play in them. I bet that real hockey fans in Russia had to prevent themselves from vomiting while watching their games being debased like this.
Compare this game to this: ua-cam.com/users/results?search_query=hockey+canada+vs+russia
Classic comment
This is the funniest shit ever. If the goalie was actually trying he would have been poisoned probably
That name and profile pic. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love how after every goal the goalie tries to sell it like, "oh darn, how did I miss that?"
Wow! Putin is so fast and so good he makes all the other players look like they are standing still. Wait a minute ... THEY ARE STANDING STILL !!!
Ikr
@@hockey_prodz1192 OMG! Good post, made me LOL!!!
lol
Notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose - it should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals, and for other players when to step out. Very subtle.
I’m actually embarrassed for him. It’s like dad letting you win because you’re the kid and he’s the adult
Why is no one in the NHL signing this talented man? He would be the clear #1 pick if he ever wants to declare for the draft.
Players that are 25 or older cannot be picked, they are free to sign without draft.
He also has the goalies not blocked them and he where a diff helmet so they know who to pass and not body check
My Blue Jackets desperately need this guy. I'm calling it right now, 11 straight Stanley Cups if we can get him. This guy only needs 3 years to break Gretzky's record.
They NHL get send to Gulag if they sign Putin
He makes way more stealing from the people of Russia.
Would love to see a KHL team actually sign Putin. What a way to guarantee a championship!
But if they play for real with putin you guarantee some deaths
That goalie sure know how to keep himself out of the Gulags. Keep missing those saves, champ!
Watching this makes me feel like the world is even crazier than most people comprehend.
Exactly. It’s scary.
Having a blind goalie was a good idea
blind goalie would save more :D
You probably didn't notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose; I also checked that in the previous years' games it was the case too. It should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals. Being blind would serve no purpose.
You prolly couldn't get off your fat ass when you reach 68 year old so stfu
tom0900060 when I’m 68 I still hope to have my sanity as most of the people of that age do (unlike pukin) regardless of the physical conditions. And I would not try to pretend I’m a great hockey player when I’m barely skating, and the other 11 players are helping me in my goal to be a “great” player who scores more than the rest of the team consisting of former star players combined. And I wouldn’t hire a team of commentators to convey the same message to the 140m that would be forced to watch my public humiliation.
@@tom0900060 I'm older than that. Did a marathon last year. Bully
This is hilarious. It's like hockey in slow motion .
Underrated comment.
Ideal speed is about 1,5x
Someone get that goalie an Oscar
Then slap him
No need really... that goalie already got to keep his life, no oscar can match that. Can only imagine how relieved he was afterwards, that he was able to dodge so many shots, and Putin did not miss the goal or hit post... with bit of bad luck, we would never have heard of this goalie again
Defencemen also... if they would do something, their family members wouldn't see each others ever again, they seem to understand it well.
@@sammy4538 не пишите больше. Бред свой.
@@pavelvolkov710 he’s allowed to post lol
Is not that Igor Shersterkin ? Top 2 goalie in the NHL ? Dang that 11.
Lol, imagine some guy just doesn't give a shit about his life anymore and just full-on rocks Putin with a body check
Lol it would be a matter of it they want to be poisoned or tortured until death
He would be a legend
I'd pay to see that
That would be a good thing now
@@XxByePolarxX wanna rethink on ur comment now? Lets wish it happens badly lol
This summarizes Russia.
He's like that amazing golfer from North Korea...I forget his name...who shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life.
Kim Jong-Il
That's what I call true talent!
Haha
@@nillejoslin well. do u know trump, to win a tournament, play AGAINST Melania?
@@fabioartoscassone9305 Not sure how Trump came into this discussion, but he is a quite good golfer that can break 80 regularly. Tiger, Rory and a few more have mentioned it.
I don't know why everyone is joking about this. His ability to see the ice, make plays and score goals is beautiful
Putins record in the russian hockey hall of fame 10,000 goals 0 assists 0 penalties.
Hahahahaha 😁🇷🇺💪💝
They're actually all terrified of him lmao
haha yeah, they are not acting, thats true fear LOL
Lol he holds the stadium hostage
As someone who has actually been on the ice before, I have to give him props. I don't know how it's even possible to be that slow on skates..
To be fair, he just can't skate. He hits that top corner pretty consistently, I've seen men's leaguers do way worse of hitting the net.
I’ve seen four year olds who still cling to the wall skate faster than him
lmfao
LOL at #8 in white at 3:06 skating backwards to avoid the gulag. LOL!
Am I the only one who noticed he was like a stone wall with his reactions after scoring? Dude didn’t even a crack a smile.
He has to act like he's been there before nbd
cuz hes too good. its everyday for him hes just that skilled
He can't. It's the side effect of botox
@@villamjoe87 I spit out my drink😂
Because deep down he has to know how pathetic this is
He is like that little brother that wants to play but you say no but your mom tells you to let him play 🤣🤣
I don't see what's so cringe. I mean, *obviously* a near 70 year old man would fucking roast these all stars. People just can't handle the raw unadulterated skill
Soviet Union never collapsed. Just changed names.
The Goalie sure knows how to let goals in. He had good trainings for this special event 😂
The goalie is like, "well, fuck my save percentage"
He made the right choice and decided to improve his survival% instead
@@eihelvet3 saving his own life,...
Is Putin the only one in the arena who doesn’t realize nobody is trying when he gets the puck
I think he actually believes he has the skill and scored those goals due to his talent. 😂
I love how the commentators yell after each goal like it was some crazy shit to win a game in overtime
03:03 sick defense mate
Lmao
Man went full t-pose
@@getsnipedhockey32 while backing up into the corner ... lol
Omg just watched that again a few times - am choking with laughter.
Number 8 is great!
You gotta love how everyone just stops playing once Putin has the puck
Look at the names on his teammates' jerseys: Slava Fetisov, Pavel Bure, Alexei Kasatonov to name a few...all NHL legends now reduced to helping an aging little dictator maintain his ego.
I am DAMN IMPRESSED by this goalies ability to adjust and make sure he doesn't interfere with the puck. Putin better be paying that guy well.
Its like movie ''Dictator''. There was some olympic shit like this :D
I love how at 5:09 the defense from white just skates right in front and past putin like they are on the same team
QUE DEUS CONTINUE ABENÇOANDO A RÚSSIA SAUDAÇÕES DO BRASÍL 👍
"you block my score you go straight to ГУЛАГ"
Путин >>>> гретски
In Russia no penalty box, you get gulag, and instead of 5 minutes it's for life.
Feels like a dystopian hockey game
Except that this is really happening
It is a dystopian hockey game.
This is embarrassing.
Did he faceplant onto the carpet again? As is tradition?
He is the MVD. Most valuable Dictator
Poor goalie didnt want to get sent to a gulag.
I really wish this had English subtitles for the commentary.
They say nothing special. Just commentary like normal KHL game. But they accent a few times that he is "the president of Russian federation".
They do. Click on CC to turn on captions. Then in settings. AutoTranslate Russian to English.
I love how he does a spin sort of to stop. That's the same way I stopped when I was 5 or 6 and I couldn't get the hockey stop down yet
Putin is the world's happiest make-a-wish kid.
I'm guessing he thought this would be how taking Ukraine would go.
underrated comment hahah
noooo 😂😂😂😂😂 blind goalie and other bollywood actors. How this is different from North korea ‘show’?
Because *Clearly* Putin is actually just this good! I mean he is making the other players look like they arent even trying!
This is sad xD
XD
that goalie has great skill in looking like he's making an effort and being able to miss the puck. can you imagine the pressure he was under.
Imaging starting a war with this type of command staff.
The audacity to have the team have 9 goals and you have 8 of em...only Putin
The announcers are the best.....the enthusiasm in the voices are so perfect....Vladimir is so tough his helmet was made form plastic that spent 3years in the chernobyl reactor just to be considered weaponized
If you ignore the fact nobody is touching him with a ten foot pole, dude’s got a pretty decent shot. The wrister from the dot wasn’t half bad
Goalie and his family : we are gonna live forever
Love the fist pumps like his goals were legit. haha
LOL, the goalie was thinking siberia the entire time. He doesnt like the tundra winters apparently.
Look, the guards are afraid of the puck
This is ridiculous...If anything Putin should be embarressed...is there a person on the planet that could watch this video and say that everyone on the ice is actually trying...it makes him look so foolish because everyone knows what is going on here...its pretty obvious...maybe he should just stick to riding horses with no shirt on
I would be flat embarrassed to post this except for the comedic value
The undisputed GOAT. Step aside Wayne Gretzky.
This hockey match is worse than 7 year old kids learning play hockey
anyone notice hes the only one with a white helmet?? if u even stick check him you go to prison lol
Make a wish Foundation: "what is your wish Vladimir?"
V.Putin: "I want to be a hockey star"
Jokes aside and ignoring the crimes against humanity his army is committing we must remember he is 70 years old. He moves pretty good for a senior citizen.
It's a tough job for the opponent team. has to try their best to make putin score while pretending to be competetive
First pick in next draft
1:03 this is actually impressive. The goalie had to really go out of his way to not stand in the way of puck
He's not smiling after the goals cause he knows they're letting him win. To me that would be more insulting than anything.
Хоть один умный комментарий.
I'm so glad I'm not that goalie
He did a pretty good job of appearing like he was trying to block tho. Cant look like you arent trying, but you also cant try.
I'm not that good of an actor. dude deserves an award.
Anyone here after Putin is taking over the world?
This aint Hockey dude !
This looks like figure skating
Even they puck tried to escape
The goalie has lightening reflexes....he successfully gets out of the way of the puck. So awkward.....
Putin is so fast that it seems like others would do nothing! :)
I heard he even performed at the halftime show
With his smash hit: vla-vla-vladimir, don´t give a shit ´bout global Мир
He reminds me of them karate instructor's that push people over with out touching them
not netflix not hbo, this is best comedy i ever seen. too much for my guts.
Hockey: Social distancing edition
i am crying how embarrassingly it is
He skates like a 5 year old girl
Or like a near 70 year old man
i can't believe no nhl team drafted him. silky mitts putin.
Amazing talent.
Every goal scored 2 metres ahead of the net.
Ok he's gotta 300 shots and big chances but still 8 goals
I ve never seen a player before who can find so much space infront the crease like him.
1.Gretzky
2.Lemieux
3.Putin
Brings back memories of practicing for the first time and all my teammates going easy.
Did not help VDV much in Gostomel, did it Vlad.
Watch this at 1.5x speed, you’re welcome
really? I mean.. he should be embarrassed.. omg... Bring him to the NHL.. let him face the truth
Those guys are all afraid to get murdered 🤣
Jesus that would be embarrassing to score like that
He needs a North American sized ice surface to slow him down!
Why do I hear air raid sirens
Russian clown at its best...better any comedy i have watched in my life
Big respect to the goalie how he managed to get out of the way or to lead the puck carefully into the goal despite Putins unpredictable shots.
I feel is prayers by watching 😂😂😂
Amazing what someone can do when your loved ones are tied up and held at gunpoint, and your told nothing will happen to them as long as Putin scores 8 goals.
Ovechkin take notes. Best goal scorer in the sport
How does he not feel like the biggest loser in the world? I know that if I showed up to a game, and people were just letting me score because I'm famous and powerful, even though I have no skill.... I would feel the opposite.
This guy would get smoked in the lowest level beer league. Not joking. He can barely stand up.
He needs a solid check from Ovechkin.
Emperor has no shame!
I love this man. The greatest hockey player ever. And he brought peace to Ukraine!
You have to admit - each and every one of these "goals" are hilarious if you look at what the defensive players are doing.
you meant hitlerious
Can't skate or stick handle, but he actually has a decent shot.
What a poor person one must be to be impressed by this, and he probably hasn't realized yet that he's not so good 😀