Try Not To Laugh Challenge #9

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 34 тис.

  • @momsdiary2145
    @momsdiary2145 5 років тому +9724

    Markiplier: I hate nudity
    2 years later:
    Markiplier: My friend and I paint eachother naked

    • @swiggityswooty407
      @swiggityswooty407 5 років тому +140

      Nhật ký của mẹ don’t forget about Nude Calendar

    • @PostModernToast
      @PostModernToast 5 років тому +145

      Why are so many people rewatching this 2 years later

    • @wysteria09
      @wysteria09 5 років тому +103

      @@PostModernToast for nostalgia week

    • @krishanmohantyagi6336
      @krishanmohantyagi6336 5 років тому +30

      Same thought came to my mind he hates nudity and here we are

    • @FBI-gr4iq
      @FBI-gr4iq 5 років тому +26

      Makes me grumpled..

  • @nakakaka2069
    @nakakaka2069 5 років тому +2592

    2:58 As a tuba player, I can confirm, we do scream when startled

    • @sneak_squid
      @sneak_squid 5 років тому +55

      Hello fellow tuba player!

    • @steveo.574
      @steveo.574 5 років тому +23

      Daniel disario (freaks and geeks) "TUBA GURL? YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH TUBA GURL??"

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 5 років тому +9

      Royalty STUDIO 😂

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 5 років тому +33

      I glanced up at my screen briefly, saw this and thought it said "tuba lawyer" for a second I was very confused.

    • @nakakaka2069
      @nakakaka2069 5 років тому +7

      @@coffeepoweredkatie6290 whoops, looks like I messed up my grammar lol

  • @jetstreamsam9849
    @jetstreamsam9849 4 роки тому +3011

    Child: *gets sucked into the abyss*
    Mark: *monke laf*

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 роки тому +10

      It's Garnet Mesa elementary school. Here in delta colorado. The thing they're using is a rainbow parachute without strings. For playing games.

    • @cherry7up10
      @cherry7up10 3 роки тому +19

      @@unprankable666 wow. thanks for pointing that out. never would have guessed

    • @acreativeeccentric.9312
      @acreativeeccentric.9312 3 роки тому +6

      @@unprankable666 wow, its a rainbow parachute without strings?? absolutely fascinating.

    • @Potato_Sama
      @Potato_Sama 3 роки тому +2

      @@cherry7up10 or cared to.

    • @the_soulless_joe8751
      @the_soulless_joe8751 3 роки тому +9

      @@unprankable666 A lotta school do that actually

  • @MrDots-rg7bf
    @MrDots-rg7bf 3 роки тому +1288

    “Ya like jazz?” *violent bee murder ensues*

    • @usernameosaurus9076
      @usernameosaurus9076 3 роки тому +4

      I laugh at that comment.

    • @zemzuns1531
      @zemzuns1531 3 роки тому +2

      are u supporting deaf people, we see what happened xd

    • @MrDots-rg7bf
      @MrDots-rg7bf 3 роки тому +12

      @@zemzuns1531 nah bro, I’m making a reference to the video that we both watched, one that adds on to it and is normally considered a joke

    • @notagod6399
      @notagod6399 3 роки тому +4

      Ya like jazz

    • @josephmckenzie2832
      @josephmckenzie2832 2 роки тому

      Apparently not XD

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 4 роки тому +3403

    Kid: Is dragged to hell
    Mark: *Hyena laugh*

  • @LDaniel_BDuce
    @LDaniel_BDuce 4 роки тому +3039

    The last words that the bee heard:
    “Ya like jazz?”

    • @bentuu
      @bentuu 4 роки тому +42

      Lucas Daniel now it has a way darker meaning 😂

    • @otrwrld3386
      @otrwrld3386 4 роки тому +15

      Tell meh mastah bee, do yeh like jazz

    • @memesahoy8750
      @memesahoy8750 4 роки тому +12

      That's the real bee movie

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 4 роки тому +28

      That's why the bee didn't move when the window began to rise. It wanted to end its suffering

    • @portalmaster1499
      @portalmaster1499 4 роки тому +18

      Actually it was “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mo”

  • @waffye1206
    @waffye1206 7 років тому +7771

    I forgot my bluetooth speaker was on, all I heard from across the room was *HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER*

  • @thebrokencr0wn
    @thebrokencr0wn 2 роки тому +266

    Markiplier s 5 stages of laughter:
    1. Closes eyes
    2. Smiles while holding breath
    3. Chocking sounds
    4. Bending over
    5. (It depends, if he successfully hold in the laugh, then his face is all scrunched up, if he laughs, then it’s acceptance)

  • @mastergoat0664
    @mastergoat0664 3 роки тому +3651

    I swear when Markiplier tries to hide his laugh it looks like he's dying

  • @kadencesinkovic3940
    @kadencesinkovic3940 4 роки тому +1924

    Me: *chuckles a little bit*
    Mark: *GIGGLES MANIACALLY LIKE THE CAT IN THE HAT*

    • @kadencesinkovic3940
      @kadencesinkovic3940 4 роки тому +17

      @zonescat you've obviously never seen "The Cat in the Hat" movie.

    • @innonimate5662
      @innonimate5662 4 роки тому +2

      Star Shadows someone has watched diamond bolt's vid

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2541
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2541 4 роки тому +2

      @Star Shadows you are completely right. I couldn't agree more. That film is NIGHTMARE FUEL

    • @marcustumilba4761
      @marcustumilba4761 4 роки тому +2

      Me: 'heh'

    • @Raj-df7wf
      @Raj-df7wf 4 роки тому +1

      Kadence Sinkovic *mark: welcome to the United States of Giggle*

  • @bachlamtung5131
    @bachlamtung5131 5 років тому +1730

    5:11 “Pea, ayy, are, ayy, kay, kee, kee, tee.”
    *”p e n g u i n”*

  • @l2EVENGER
    @l2EVENGER 2 роки тому +823

    Markiplier: "I hate nudity. Makes me grumbled."
    *Also proceeds to make a OnlyFans years later.*
    _(And in his defense, he was raising money for charity. Wholesome man!)_

  • @arizonarangerwithabigirono1959
    @arizonarangerwithabigirono1959 4 роки тому +1588

    Memes 2 years ago: wholesome funny
    Memes now: *s* *o* *u* *p* *t* *i* *m* *e*

    • @EscapesAndRemoves
      @EscapesAndRemoves 4 роки тому +2

      3*

    • @errorbzz
      @errorbzz 4 роки тому +3

      *m e g a c h o n k*

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 роки тому +16

      Memes now
      nO oNe:
      mY cAt: I jUsT kIlLeD 500 mEn aNd I ShOulD bE aRrEsTeD bY nOw iM cUrReNtLy bEiNg cHaSeD.
      Am I right?

    • @iforgor227
      @iforgor227 4 роки тому +1

      s o u p

    • @Heroheenie
      @Heroheenie 4 роки тому +1

      Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Wholesome 100

  • @SmallsJam_
    @SmallsJam_ 4 роки тому +3734

    Markiplier: *I hate nudity*
    Unus Annus: *Painting each other nude*
    *perfection*

    • @woodchild6876
      @woodchild6876 4 роки тому +20

      🖤🤍

    • @rachaelanderson8137
      @rachaelanderson8137 4 роки тому +64

      Memento Mori, friends

    • @silviaperalta929
      @silviaperalta929 4 роки тому +16

      2:54

    • @SharpieMemes
      @SharpieMemes 3 роки тому +10

      Stolen comments are unfunny

    • @SmallsJam_
      @SmallsJam_ 3 роки тому +40

      @@SharpieMemes I am not 100% sure if you are saying a stole a comment, but if you are, I know I can’t change your mind, but I would just like to say, I made this up on my own, I did realized that there were similar comments, but I wouldn’t steal a comment for likes. I accept the fact that I am not funny, that I was an idiot to think something was funny. Yes, it does feel good to get a like, but I would not take someone else’s idea just for it, and to anyone who does, they are an unoriginal, and incredibly rude person.

  • @michaelhill3961
    @michaelhill3961 4 роки тому +7603

    This mans laughter is as contagious as the coronavirus.

  • @joshuamartin4624
    @joshuamartin4624 3 роки тому +383

    I’m not laughing at the mini clips, I’m laughing at Mark trying to keep himself together. He lost and the next thing you know, he’s belly laughing at a kid get sucked into an abyss

  • @TheLocalMothLord0.0
    @TheLocalMothLord0.0 4 роки тому +711

    4:20
    This is rare footage of the elusive Mark, who scientists assume is attempting to fly. Of course, scientists don't know that this Mark knows he can't fly, he just had too much coffee this morning, and decided to become a UA-camr.

  • @edh8900
    @edh8900 4 роки тому +3203

    The first is the most American guy I've seen so far.

    • @Pixx08
      @Pixx08 4 роки тому +107

      You’ve only scratched the surface

    • @dg2f994
      @dg2f994 4 роки тому +63

      Did u not watch further?!?! Theres a guy naked sliding on the floor, im anerican and i cant even use it

    • @gamezilla5641
      @gamezilla5641 4 роки тому +6

      What about dad?

    • @bacon5331
      @bacon5331 4 роки тому +7

      Haven’t met me yet

    • @mstrchfdan007
      @mstrchfdan007 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed

  • @Elitelupus
    @Elitelupus 7 років тому +4984

    Your laught makes everyone else laught it's amazing

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 7 років тому +140

      Elitelupus Yeah, his... *laught* is pretty good, no?

    • @meg_0210
      @meg_0210 7 років тому +99

      David B yeah his *laught* is very contagious

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 7 років тому +76

      meg Oh my, have you caught Mark's *laught?* So sorry to hear that!

    • @sjosjie149
      @sjosjie149 7 років тому +10

      Elitelupus Why do I see y everywhere lately

    • @jacketthesociopath1438
      @jacketthesociopath1438 7 років тому +8

      Elitelupus ayyy, elite

  • @AFruityPhrog
    @AFruityPhrog 2 роки тому +66

    The Parakeet = Penguin thing gets me every time and I don't even know why

  • @aguynamedkurtis5605
    @aguynamedkurtis5605 4 роки тому +590

    the moment mark starts laughing he literally laughs at all the next clips

    • @Alyumic
      @Alyumic 3 роки тому +27

      Because he gives up and stops trying

    • @MilanousMedia
      @MilanousMedia 2 роки тому +6

      The dam has burst at that point

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 5 років тому +2343

    She was trying to hammer in a screw

    • @MaestroMarkos
      @MaestroMarkos 5 років тому +13

      Ok boomer

    • @eebydeeby03
      @eebydeeby03 5 років тому +75

      @@MaestroMarkos That's the thing, I'm not a boomer. I'm 15, there is a difference between being well educated and being a boomer.

    • @croikes4617
      @croikes4617 5 років тому +29

      @@MaestroMarkos ok stupid gen z person who is ruining the environment with no cares

    • @TheRealAussieBoi
      @TheRealAussieBoi 5 років тому +8

      IKR?

    • @Pyromantic3
      @Pyromantic3 5 років тому +7

      @@eebydeeby03 lmao chill

  • @JonazBeatz
    @JonazBeatz 3 роки тому +519

    3:22 Can we just appreciate that she totally nailed it?!

    • @theinimitablejora522
      @theinimitablejora522 3 роки тому +25

      Get out

    • @Camzgotgamz
      @Camzgotgamz 3 роки тому

      23

    • @JonazBeatz
      @JonazBeatz 3 роки тому +18

      @Etcetera You mean she nailed it to screw up...
      Okay I'm leaving now

    • @bubblewaffle1558
      @bubblewaffle1558 3 роки тому

      @@theinimitablejora522 Whats your deal

    • @theinimitablejora522
      @theinimitablejora522 3 роки тому +3

      @@bubblewaffle1558 I don't have a deal. Bad puns are to be responded to with a "get out" issued to the giver of the pun because... well... it's a pun punchline. We all know exactly how those go.

  • @martinallende3150
    @martinallende3150 3 роки тому +91

    6:08 it´s funnier hear him laughing than the the video itself.

  • @notyep_
    @notyep_ 5 років тому +1561

    *Ya LiKe JaZz?*
    Ahh mom *YoU cRuShEd HiM AaAaAaAaAaHhH!!!!*

    • @oam24799
      @oam24799 5 років тому +31

      It took me til now to realize she said that to the bee 😂😂😂

    • @ninaharvey6228
      @ninaharvey6228 5 років тому +16

      For some reason it sounds like Aphmau

    • @hipersonicrace
      @hipersonicrace 5 років тому +12

      We did it boys! Barry b benson is no more!

    • @Cat-im3ov
      @Cat-im3ov 5 років тому +2

      Jazz as in queens album?

    • @ricchapin723
      @ricchapin723 5 років тому +5

      I laughed, felt depressed, took a nap, came back then laughed again.

  • @Official_Kayde_Games
    @Official_Kayde_Games 3 роки тому +825

    Mark: “AAAAAAH!”
    Closed captions: “Mark sighs in the agony of hilariousness”
    Me: (confused screaming) “WHY ARE WE IN ENGLISH CLASS!?”

  • @WanderingSoul573
    @WanderingSoul573 5 років тому +413

    6:07 - It's 2019 and this still made my day better. Marks laugh gets me everytime.

  • @mint_951
    @mint_951 3 роки тому +158

    "Who let the dogs out?"
    Apparently Satan, I suppose

  • @hoodieguy295
    @hoodieguy295 5 років тому +448

    4:17 when caveman tried to explain a good joke to their friends

  • @choconillacheesecake6757
    @choconillacheesecake6757 4 роки тому +349

    Me: How high can Markiplier's laugh go?
    6:08: *about this high.*

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 4 роки тому +10

      He's gotta try it with Helium Therapy.
      Just imagining it is killing me.

    • @im_a_wierdo_king
      @im_a_wierdo_king 4 роки тому +3

      It's 6:10

  • @edytkadorosz4473
    @edytkadorosz4473 5 років тому +4167

    Mark in 2017: I hate nudity
    Mark in 2018: *makes a nude calendar*
    Mark in 2019: *lets Ethan make a nude portrait of him*
    i made this comment over 2 years ago and yes i know mark's gonna make an onlyfans shush

  • @auratheva
    @auratheva 3 роки тому +42

    5:19 The tone in her voice is very "There I spelled it right again I don't get why you think it's so funny" in a little kid way I love it

  • @annmarielangley6947
    @annmarielangley6947 5 років тому +357

    I just realized.
    *Mark has a pelican shirt*
    _when the flamingo pants and pelican shirt unite, the world will end_

  • @callum9633
    @callum9633 7 років тому +270

    "P-A-R-A-K-E-E-T, Penguin"-greatest kid in the world

  • @ZAMinationProductions
    @ZAMinationProductions 7 років тому +2565

    MARK'S LAUGHS ARE THE BEST! >u

  • @liviplier
    @liviplier Рік тому +70

    THE BACK TO THE FUTURE ONE CAUGHT ME SO BADLY OFFGUARD

  • @coolremedy6969
    @coolremedy6969 6 років тому +645

    3:20 laughed so hard. Not only did she smack it way too hard but it was a screw!

  • @HuckleBerryVA
    @HuckleBerryVA 4 роки тому +368

    7:10 this bird's laugh means he is planning for world domination

  • @gabrielledumoulin2862
    @gabrielledumoulin2862 5 років тому +806

    he looks like the birds on his shirt when he’s trying to contain his laughter... hehe

  • @Razz.gorilla
    @Razz.gorilla 3 роки тому +25

    5:55 "uh sir i think this is broken."
    "Naaaah, its fiiine. Its suposed to work like that"

  • @mint1433
    @mint1433 7 років тому +5481

    The real challenge is trying not to laugh at Markiplier trying not to laugh 😂😂😂

    • @_traash_can_2595
      @_traash_can_2595 7 років тому +30

      Slytherin Mistress agreed! HOUSE PRIDE 🐍💚🐍💚🐍

    • @dittt.4956
      @dittt.4956 7 років тому +11

      You just said the sam god damn thing

    • @lidiahalder4799
      @lidiahalder4799 7 років тому +15

      Slytherin Mistress lol yeah. I'm always good until he starts laughing

    • @chipbeahoy
      @chipbeahoy 7 років тому +6

      Slytherin Mistress YES

    • @fairyverse
      @fairyverse 7 років тому +7

      Slytherin Mistress EXACTLY LMAO 😂😂

  • @connorbabyboy5865
    @connorbabyboy5865 5 років тому +308

    6:10 my heart is exploding in my CHEST

  • @jakub2983
    @jakub2983 7 років тому +2854

    He's has the best laugh in the world

    • @kyyyyyyy4873
      @kyyyyyyy4873 7 років тому +11

      ThinkCloth69 Gaming
      IKR

    • @akihiroishii958
      @akihiroishii958 7 років тому +12

      ThinkCloth69 Gaming yeah the classic Mark laugh he he he he hehehehe

    • @fair.holocene4020
      @fair.holocene4020 7 років тому +8

      ThinkCloth69 Gaming True 👌

    • @demonborne9352
      @demonborne9352 7 років тому +6

      ThinkCloth69 Gaming true af Mate

    • @toastyxdragon
      @toastyxdragon 7 років тому +10

      ThinkCloth69 Gaming I try doing the try not to laugh WITH him but I end up laughing at him even if it's not funny...

  • @yossefmaghraby
    @yossefmaghraby 2 роки тому +10

    Its been 4 years and i still comeback for these videos. Man, markiplier is the reason why i am still alive

  • @somerandomdemigod4636
    @somerandomdemigod4636 7 років тому +1331

    Please NEVER stop doing these! They keep me happy whenever I feel sad. Thank you so much!!

  • @redisdead4829
    @redisdead4829 6 років тому +438

    Mark: *laughs*
    Hyena’s: you called brother?

  • @Uhhm123
    @Uhhm123 5 років тому +287

    Small child: p-a-r-a-k-e-e-t
    Also small child: *looks directly at the picture of the parakeet* penguin

    • @vuukcuberyt
      @vuukcuberyt 4 роки тому +3

      Thats like calling a cockatiel a cocktail

    • @vuukcuberyt
      @vuukcuberyt 4 роки тому +1

      I mean its not but its still stupid :/

  • @ShellShocked78-g3x
    @ShellShocked78-g3x 2 роки тому +5

    5:33 sounds like your dad calling you in the morning asking why the noisy af dogs have been let out and shit on the floor.
    With the worst reception ever

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 7 років тому +2812

    _Everytime you make Do Not Laugh video, you always made my day special! *We Love You, Mark!!_

  • @TaurenisTaursen
    @TaurenisTaursen 7 років тому +145

    7:09 When you tell that one joke with a pun in but you have no friends to laugh with so you laugh sarcastically to yourself.

  • @lilkuzivert1584
    @lilkuzivert1584 6 років тому +254

    That man who screamed no when the bear was swept away from the current is a saint

    • @jesusHernandez-uw5rp
      @jesusHernandez-uw5rp 6 років тому

      Eva Kusiatin hi

    • @ElvenWisdom
      @ElvenWisdom 6 років тому +2

      and the kind soul who screamed their heart out when the bee got crushed :(

  • @bobbiejoringulet5040
    @bobbiejoringulet5040 7 місяців тому +63

    I miss 2010s humor

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 4 місяці тому +3

      No.

    • @see2remember
      @see2remember 4 місяці тому +3

      Me 2 m8 ... brainrot today really sux 😂

    • @SungWoo-ih5vg
      @SungWoo-ih5vg 4 місяці тому +1

      I miss when hurt dont get offended by memes the new meme are not funny but the old meme God tier

    • @KenziVids
      @KenziVids 4 місяці тому +1

      I wasn't even on the internet back then, but looking back on the stuff then and comparing it to now, it was so much better.

    • @SungWoo-ih5vg
      @SungWoo-ih5vg 4 місяці тому

      @@KenziVids Fr I miss it

  • @shawnwasabi
    @shawnwasabi 7 років тому +1660

    HAHAH THANKS MARK

  • @Onceaponaphan
    @Onceaponaphan 6 років тому +557

    Mark: I Hate Nudity!
    Also Mark: *Releases a Tasteful Noods calendar*

    • @acebugscaptain
      @acebugscaptain 6 років тому +10

      Patricia Sarnes he was trying to make it seem like he didn't think it was funny

    • @ripmo3503
      @ripmo3503 6 років тому +4

      Patricia Sarnes he hates nudity, not noodity

    • @payplexesrandomness1889
      @payplexesrandomness1889 6 років тому +1

      RPMO45
      That what (s)he means, (s)he just typed it in a way that a person who knows his/her memes.

    • @ripmo3503
      @ripmo3503 6 років тому

      Payton Harris I know, I was just cracking a joke lol

    • @Big_Guy58
      @Big_Guy58 6 років тому

      Makes me grumpled

  • @conlash
    @conlash 7 років тому +392

    Lmao the nO at 4:07

  • @netaunger5066
    @netaunger5066 3 роки тому +8

    The beggining:I WONT LAUGH THIS TIME Also mark: *almost dying every meme*

  • @definitelyguesser41
    @definitelyguesser41 4 роки тому +500

    mark: "for all I know the world has exploded"
    me in 2020: "YOU DID THIS TO US, DIDNT YOU"

  • @adel1444
    @adel1444 7 років тому +203

    4:17 it's like your directing a choir

  • @hiveknight7416
    @hiveknight7416 6 років тому +424

    I don't know why, but Mark's laugh is so pure

    • @leonysison2966
      @leonysison2966 6 років тому +4

      I agree

    • @sweetersr
      @sweetersr 6 років тому +4

      Wish I could laugh like that... no not the chimpiplier laugh, I mean the actual mark laugh... wait you knew?... ok

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 6 років тому +3

      Doesn’t seem pure when it’s at something like a fun jazz bee dying...

    • @arson8265
      @arson8265 6 років тому +1

      Kevin Ha undertale

    • @MyKirby88
      @MyKirby88 6 років тому

      Kevin Ha I agree lol 😂

  • @razerbladegaming8515
    @razerbladegaming8515 3 роки тому +9

    “WhO lEt ThE dOgS oUt?”
    Oh man, that killed me

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 7 років тому +115

    4:21, mark becomes a music composer.

  • @overthrower5453
    @overthrower5453 6 років тому +323

    Girl: “P. A. R. A. K. E. E. T. .... Penguin!”
    Me: *looks up at my birds*
    “I KNEW IT!!!”

    • @ThatGothScarlly
      @ThatGothScarlly 6 років тому +7

      👏👏👏👏😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

    • @joshbird7873
      @joshbird7873 6 років тому +1

      Overthrower545

    • @parakeetlovers6272
      @parakeetlovers6272 6 років тому

      Overthrower545 I have a pet parakeet

    • @gumi2475
      @gumi2475 6 років тому

      Plz clap your hand, plz

    • @jjay109
      @jjay109 6 років тому +2

      100th like... More like paraYEET

  • @avaa113
    @avaa113 7 років тому +2189

    AHHH MARK
    YOUR LAUGH IS MAKING ME LAUGH

  • @therealclgamer6191
    @therealclgamer6191 2 роки тому +14

    the back to the future toot one almost got me

    • @thebrokencr0wn
      @thebrokencr0wn 2 роки тому +2

      Yay I’m not the only one rewatching the series AGAIN

  • @nidhalsormali3051
    @nidhalsormali3051 4 роки тому +152

    Guy: plays marios theme song
    Everybody he shot: *vibing*

  • @leonardodicapriosbabymama111
    @leonardodicapriosbabymama111 6 років тому +314

    3:44
    Ya like jaz-
    AHH MOM WHY DID AHH-AHH YOU CRUSHED HIM AHHHHHHHH

    • @kelvinhernandezsalas8818
      @kelvinhernandezsalas8818 5 років тому +5

      Looks like the mom didn’t look bee-side her

    • @blazewolf5495
      @blazewolf5495 5 років тому +4

      She killed Barry bee benson!

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 5 років тому +1

      Parents are Evil, news at eleven.

    • @carterrodgers5809
      @carterrodgers5809 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @caboose3721
      @caboose3721 5 років тому

      AHHHHHH! She's a wolf in mouse clothing. AHHHHHHH! The mouse's ghostly howl stakes claim to. *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

  • @camerondurham3923
    @camerondurham3923 5 років тому +161

    1:51
    Mark's Browser history: Are you challenging me?

  • @thanatos6902
    @thanatos6902 3 роки тому +41

    wait... is it finally my turn?... "Markiplier: 'I hate nudity'"
    7 years later: My friend and I pain each other neki

  • @alayhnarivera6117
    @alayhnarivera6117 7 років тому +76

    I hate the fact that I'm here trying to not laugh and then mark laughs and he's just so happy and smiley that I wanna laugh so I start laughing and then I lose.

    • @ραιιι-ε6ρ
      @ραιιι-ε6ρ 7 років тому +1

      Alayhna and Zahira Do gaming sameee

    • @kndacrngebro
      @kndacrngebro 7 років тому

      Alayhna and Zahira Do gaming lol same thing happens to me

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 4 роки тому +324

    3:44 “yOu’Ve NeVeR hEaRd Of JaZz BeFoRe?”
    - Ethan/Unus 2020

  • @shakewell42
    @shakewell42 4 роки тому +763

    “But for all I know the world has exploded...”
    *2020 sounds intensify*

  • @dionyseok
    @dionyseok 3 роки тому +4

    Idk about you guys, but Mark’s laugh brings me serotonin

  • @xath3nax
    @xath3nax 7 років тому +167

    OKAY I absolutely love Mark, but at around 6:08 or so, his laugh reminds me of like that squeaking noise you hear while washing a window

  • @somerandomdemigod4636
    @somerandomdemigod4636 7 років тому +695

    That bee one got me
    And so did that parakeet and dog one
    ...okay and so did the parashoot

    • @Dasnerth
      @Dasnerth 7 років тому

      Parakeet is a minecraft person that fights against Lolitsalex.

    • @ezioaulditoredafirenze481
      @ezioaulditoredafirenze481 7 років тому

      SomeRandomDemigod how is the dog one funny at all?

    • @Lancelotzero1
      @Lancelotzero1 7 років тому +2

      what got me was Mark's own comments XD

    • @TheCheezMann
      @TheCheezMann 7 років тому +4

      "Ya like jazz?..."

    • @lordtachanka2654
      @lordtachanka2654 7 років тому +1

      Ezio Aulditore Da Firenze idk but mark laughed at it too

  • @bunkun-fe3xs
    @bunkun-fe3xs 4 роки тому +140

    6:06 - No one is talking about this masterpiece?

  • @DieselDucey8
    @DieselDucey8 Рік тому +1

    It’s not even the clips that sometimes get me, it’s marks reactions when he falls off the facecam

  • @Love_Nyxus
    @Love_Nyxus 5 років тому +250

    "I won't laugh!"
    -laughs-
    *Every, try not to laugh, ever*

  • @randomnothingness1851
    @randomnothingness1851 6 років тому +436

    Speaker about to blow up: Trumpet noise.
    I died...

    • @weirdo6079
      @weirdo6079 6 років тому +6

      SAAAAMME!

    • @Quinn-zj3pk
      @Quinn-zj3pk 6 років тому +9

      Random Nothingness
      **knows what'll happen**
      *toot*
      **turns volume back up**

    • @jacobcaron2280
      @jacobcaron2280 6 років тому +3

      I do not think he has seen back to the future.

    • @daviddet
      @daviddet 6 років тому +4

      Every goddamn time I know exactly what is going to happen, but I laugh anyway.

    • @deyash4602
      @deyash4602 6 років тому +2

      Dame loved it!

  • @sminkle12
    @sminkle12 6 років тому +272

    5:15 P-A-R-A-K-KEE-KEE-T penguin....

    • @Isirian
      @Isirian 6 років тому +4

      That was so pure! :-D

    • @animator5963
      @animator5963 6 років тому +2

      I hear it's "pay one"

    • @SupSammyy
      @SupSammyy 6 років тому +1

      • VineLord04 • ARE YA RIDING?

    • @CptBD-kt7fx
      @CptBD-kt7fx 6 років тому

      P e N g u I n

    • @KaydenDavis8575
      @KaydenDavis8575 6 років тому +1

      Davis Woodruff here's a skit
      Me: alright can you sound out the name of the animal then say it?
      Kid: okay P-A-R-A-K-KEE-KEE-T
      Me: yes, yes!
      Kid: Penguin!
      Me: uhhh, what?!
      Kid:that's a penguin!
      Me to the kid: YOU HAD ONE JOB! ITS A PARAKEET!
      Kid: no that's what it is
      Me: No that's a parakeet!
      Kid: no it's not that's a penguin
      Me: kid, Penguins are black and white! Not green and...know what I give up.

  • @Brettastic8740
    @Brettastic8740 Рік тому +4

    Watching marks rampages like at 4:15 on 2x speed is way funnier than it has any right to be

  • @Deuwsie
    @Deuwsie 6 років тому +669

    "p.a.r.a.k.e.e.t..... penguin!"
    me: *dies of laughter on my bus*
    [Edit] DAM 700 LIKES WOW

    • @ramenson3367
      @ramenson3367 6 років тому +2

      M.A.T.H. Mental Abuse To Humans

    • @McMoisty
      @McMoisty 6 років тому

      I liek Undertale wat does read stand for?

    • @ramenson3367
      @ramenson3367 6 років тому

      Cameron Latourelle what

    • @lexie9833
      @lexie9833 6 років тому

      Cameron Latourelle It means you like undertale

    • @leagueoflemons6844
      @leagueoflemons6844 6 років тому

      Same

  • @serenamoore5548
    @serenamoore5548 7 років тому +243

    I LOST IT AT THE KID GETTING PULLED UNDER SO FAST WITH THE SONG

    • @griffinwagner635
      @griffinwagner635 7 років тому +1

      What is the name of that song?

    • @primex7854
      @primex7854 7 років тому +1

      MyPanicFallOutRomance same m8

    • @KiNGZiGMASTER
      @KiNGZiGMASTER 7 років тому +6

      Griffin Wagner It's the X-files theme. It's usually played when something questionable happens and that's why it's funny.

    • @griffinwagner635
      @griffinwagner635 7 років тому +1

      Thanks!

    • @Roondy0911
      @Roondy0911 7 років тому

      IDK how is that funny to you

  • @skrtchYT
    @skrtchYT 7 років тому +145

    The time after your parents say there is no monsters under your bed 6:06

    • @brizzuh3995
      @brizzuh3995 7 років тому

      PureDiamond IM SCREMAING SUjsjahshahahah

  • @jayvardhankhatri9699
    @jayvardhankhatri9699 3 роки тому +15

    2:46

  • @sie7en_10
    @sie7en_10 6 років тому +368

    Markiplier 2017: I hate nudity!
    Markiplier 2018: I gonna make a nudity calendar from myself!
    😎👍

    • @lycanSubscribes
      @lycanSubscribes 6 років тому +7

      Siebentjuuuh character development

    • @dollarmonke2619
      @dollarmonke2619 6 років тому

      Siebentjuuuh 😂😂😂 absolutely PERFECT!!!

  • @empath3577
    @empath3577 7 років тому +1856

    The seagull remembered the most evil thing it done. Stealing a french fry from somebody's hand. >:D

    • @wingus857
      @wingus857 7 років тому +28

      A seagull stole a toy rubber clam from my sister once. Thought I would share that

    • @illyaimagine8569
      @illyaimagine8569 7 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @killxtech1302
      @killxtech1302 7 років тому +5

      Awesome Adrian I think it just recently played Final Fantasy X for the first time

    • @FlawlessN7
      @FlawlessN7 7 років тому +3

      So Evil >:3

    • @boutillierquentin5243
      @boutillierquentin5243 7 років тому +3

      Awesome Adrian seaguls in france are vicious really they already peaked and took away little dogs and cats to eat them even near of their masters... And one tryed with a baby too

  • @jkitsme401
    @jkitsme401 5 років тому +361

    3:20 u know what makes this even funnier? She’s not even using a nail.

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana 5 років тому +22

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 5 років тому +21

      IT'S A FOOKING SCREW!

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 5 років тому +9

      And who the hell reels back that far and hits that hard

    • @asurashun9695
      @asurashun9695 5 років тому +18

      You could even say that she screwed up

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 5 років тому +1

      She broke it with the hit to :D

  • @luzelenaserrano1236
    @luzelenaserrano1236 2 роки тому +21

    7:05 THE BIRD FROM THE MEME

  • @sarahsparks6573
    @sarahsparks6573 6 років тому +266

    Okay, am I the only person who can’t help smiling when Mark goes from his original deep voice to his cute high pitched laugh. (I know it sounds weird but it’s true)

    • @whenyou3939
      @whenyou3939 6 років тому +4

      It's so cute though!!!

    • @lilymorris9569
      @lilymorris9569 6 років тому +4

      5:39
      5:55
      6:08
      6:57
      (Don't worry girl I think the exact same thing)

    • @sarahsparks6573
      @sarahsparks6573 6 років тому +1

      cactus kiddo Lol thx😂

    • @littleadrian1396
      @littleadrian1396 6 років тому +2

      It's amazing and so adorable

    • @ryann1552
      @ryann1552 6 років тому

      No me too it’s so cute❤️

  • @radicalskullzzz4063
    @radicalskullzzz4063 7 років тому +346

    I lost at where the guy turns up the volume all the up and the horn noise blows him back

  • @bryanramosacosta5129
    @bryanramosacosta5129 7 років тому +202

    3:45 “ya like jazz”

    • @timeslice
      @timeslice 7 років тому +1

      razor lad FATALITY

    • @timeslice
      @timeslice 7 років тому

      WASTED

    • @timeslice
      @timeslice 7 років тому

      I can't think of any more

    • @dbzfan450
      @dbzfan450 7 років тому

      razor lad idk do u

    • @sinkdishes
      @sinkdishes 7 років тому +1

      razor lad this is why bees are going extinct! *throws vase at wall*

  • @lux4554
    @lux4554 2 роки тому +1

    looking back at all these old memes I can't comprehend how at one point people found this funny 😭

  • @brittmiller2736
    @brittmiller2736 4 роки тому +175

    Mark looks like he is conducting an orchestra at 4:19-4:27

  • @yoebas
    @yoebas 6 років тому +772

    Studies have confirmed that Mark is a child that grew a beard.

    • @swean8970
      @swean8970 6 років тому +5

      He does have a mental age of 7

    • @lizakoshynot4371
      @lizakoshynot4371 6 років тому +2

      WoofTheTurtle damn I cant like this c moment because it has 123 likes

    • @yoebas
      @yoebas 6 років тому

      @@fluoridehater yas

    • @clydee6886
      @clydee6886 6 років тому +1

      HH-Chan?

    • @danielarmago6464
      @danielarmago6464 6 років тому

      WoofTheTurtle very true tbt tbh

  • @naomi.mp4
    @naomi.mp4 7 років тому +1711

    I lost it at 2:32 I was expecting something else, like too much bass😂

    • @getbopped4411
      @getbopped4411 7 років тому +32

      NerdieIceCream same I thought an explosion would happen

    • @thegemini3147
      @thegemini3147 7 років тому +8

      NerdieIceCream Same.

    • @stupidemailnameicantchange3910
      @stupidemailnameicantchange3910 7 років тому +14

      NerdieIceCream i love your pfp also i thought it would be something like Cupcakke or All Star

    • @rory895
      @rory895 7 років тому +13

      NerdieIceCream I FREAKING LOVE ur profile pic. also SAMEEE brooo
      YOONGI XD

    • @naomi.mp4
      @naomi.mp4 7 років тому +4

      Hoodini Delirious thank you and those are the ones ppl usually do😂

  • @dexterdexter8208
    @dexterdexter8208 3 роки тому +63

    I'm pretty sure that Mark's favorite candy is...
    SNICKERS.

  • @fqllenprince2796
    @fqllenprince2796 7 років тому +236

    4:21
    And here we have a wild Markiplier in his natural habitat, furiously making suggestive arm gestures as he tries to express his feelings.

    • @creepjax
      @creepjax 7 років тому

      Pphan7 AJ what I was gonna say

    • @madisuey
      @madisuey 7 років тому +2

      oh no it's one second after 4:20 maybe he's high xD

    • @madisuey
      @madisuey 7 років тому

      wait nvm it's just mark

    • @victordennis9913
      @victordennis9913 7 років тому +1

      So you saw the captions, eh?

    • @coltoncummings6128
      @coltoncummings6128 7 років тому +1

      It is his mating dance.

  • @Quinn-bq9sv
    @Quinn-bq9sv 4 роки тому +93

    3:23 I just noticed she was trying to nail in a SCREW oh my Jeezums

  • @SnowyBlizzardMC
    @SnowyBlizzardMC 4 роки тому +112

    I’m watching this at 4 in the morning 3 years after it was uploaded because my life’s felt really shitty lately... this has me in tears laughing with you Mark I love you and you mean so much to me

    • @jayparker8490
      @jayparker8490 3 роки тому +3

      This is late but I hope you’ve gotten past all that. If not, hang in there, you’re not alone :)

    • @SnowyBlizzardMC
      @SnowyBlizzardMC 3 роки тому +1

      @@jayparker8490 working on it.. theres been a LOT of super highs and lows since then but i really do appreciate you

  • @colessolarchannelmyoldchan6940

    0:40 MARIO
    1:39 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃🏻
    2:04 look like 🍟 🍔
    2:33 🎺
    2:58 LOL XD
    3:24 🔨
    3:49 YOU KILLED HIM
    4:08 🐻 🐻 😅
    4:34 NO SAUSE
    5:19 🐧 🦜
    5:36 🐶 😂😂 [5:51]
    6:07 WORLD RECORD [6:30]
    6:36 OO
    7:10 laughing seagull